Merry
Solstice 2007!
Welcome to our special "Merry Solstice" page
for more holiday awareness, progressive depression, and collective
self-criticism.
Disturbing music and upsetting graphics from Visual Agitation
Directorate will bring true holiday feeling down where it belongs.
Send this page to your friend/partner/home appliance to ruin
correct his/her/its Christmas Solstice experience. The
page features new and old material, songs, and a special commercial
message from Che Guevara dressed as an elf.
| Image liberated in the spirit of holiday love,
sharing, equality, and redistribution of wealth from The
Detroit News. |
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Come along comrades! Gather 'round the dung fire,
lift your cups with Renewable Light Beer, and sing along!
We have new Holiday songs this Solstice season from the Goremon
Choir:
And, from our friendly followers of the Religion of Peace
and Anti-Imperialism™, there's last year's favorite
And d on't forget to reduce your carbon footprint this
holiday season with Renewable Light Beer!
In the unlikely case you are
a reactionary,
knuckle-dragging, conservative right-winger,
we wish you a
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
   
  
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Che
Guevara Christmas Greeting
Ernesto Che Guevara sold 100,000,000 T-shirts this
year alone! He's world's greatest T-shirt salesman.
Come on, trust-fund college kid! Be a non-conformist
because everybody else is! Being popular is so elfin'
hard. Che shirt = instant recognition. Viva la merchandise!
Who's your daddy? Have yourself an nice progressive
Christmas!
WATCH
VIDEO HERE >> |
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Holiday
Greeting From The National Lawyers Guild & ACLU
In the true spirit of Christmas collectivism
we decided to lift off this traditional holiday greeting
that for a few years was being shared equally by the
multitudes of Internet users, courtesy of an unknown
progressive member of the National Lawyers Guild or
the ACLU or both. To be a true progressive you have
to believe that no idea can be called good, bad, new,
old, or stolen, since all ideas reside inside our common
collective consciousness which belongs to no one in
particular and to everybody at once - an entity also
known as The People™. So if you already saw this
greeting before, go ahead and refresh your memory;
if you're seeing it for the first time - enjoy!
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Merry Kwahaneidmas,
Breast Cancer, and Domestic Violence!
A snapshot of the poster we took with our own camera at
the local post office. |
This holiday season our warmest greetings
go to the US Postal Service, an exemplary government-run
organization, for issuing an official holiday poster
that documents a positive paradigm shift in our national
mentality. Displayed at post offices nationwide, it unobtrusively
reminds Americans what national holidays they should
observe this December: Hanukkah Ball, Kwanzaa Parade,
Muslim Eid Carnival, Breast Cancer Gala, and Family Violence
Bash (not necessarily in that order). In case you missed
it, Chr***mas is not part of the holiday season. Come
to think of it, it has never been. What Chr***mas? Never
heard of it.
The suspicious Madonna stamp on the poster may seem
like a weak compromise, but we believe it's a wise
move to soften the blow and to ensure a smooth transition
to a new progressive era.
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Non
to 2007! Declare A Moratorium On The Future!
Trois acclamations to the French!
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How
come we didn't think of this first?
This grande idée has all necessary
elements of a progressive protest.
The BBC and UPI report
on a New Year's demonstration in
the French city of Nantes, where
the protesters waved banners reading: "No
to 2007" and "Now is better!" The
marchers called on world leaders
and the United Nations to intervene
in the "mad race" of time and declare
a moratorium on the future. With
the arrival of 2007, as the protester's
demands remained unmet, they realigned
their efforts against a new target,
chanting "No to 2008!" They also
vowed to stage a similar protest
on Dec. 31, 2007 in Paris.
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Got any better ideas? Post them here!
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MORE HERE:
- The People's
Cube Archive: January - December 2007
-
The People's Cube Archive: January - December
2006
- The People's
Cube Archive: April - December 2005
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