- Give
us your money and become a better
person!
- Buy
collectivist T-Shirts - invest
in other people's future!
- When
we say must
buy we mean
it, comrade!
The least conscientious of you may ask: if
the revolution is a historical necessity, can’t
it come about anyway without your personal
sacrifice? The answer is "no!" Just like no
clairvoyant has ever won a lottery, no historically
inevitable revolution has ever occurred without
sacrifices on the part of historically progressive
classes. Those lazy comrades who take historical
necessity for granted shall learn the hard
way that a warm T-Shirt before the revolution
is better than a cold shovel afterwards!
The great dialectical paradox of anti-capitalist
revolution is that it requires an investment
of certain capitalist exploitation units (dollars).
For that purpose our Artist Union members have
designed a couple of politically appropriate
must-buy T-Shirts which are now available for
proletarian acquisition (sale) ahead of schedule!
The people’s products shall be distributed
on first-come-first-serve basis to Party members.
Everybody else look around the block for the
end of the line.
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* Only the sizes marked in red are to be ordered.
The other sizes are being reviewed by the Central
Planning Committee for inclusion into the next
Five Year Plan.
- ( XXL
) Party
Hero
- ( XL ) Eminent
Apparatchik
- ( Large ) Exemplary
Worker
- ( Medium ) Collective
Farmer
- ( Small ) Toiling Intelligentsia
- ( Petite ) Patrice Lumumba Peoples’ Friendship
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