"I once played the game for seven hours straight and never once got bored!
It's exceedingly addictive, but in a good way, of course. I think I can use it to help improve the focus of my students, the majority of whom have been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), the plague of our postmodern age."
-- Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
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"My fragile self esteem is not cut out for school (at least private schools where you have to actually earn your grades) or the corporate world, but I have finally found my place in this world with The People's Cube."
-- ChairmanMoo |
"The little red cube is excellent teaching tool and such a comfort. In just one match, effects of belonging and conformity are overpowering! Try one hand matches in pocket without looking. Bread lines will never seem so welcome!"
-- Droxana
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"Without Cube I am looser. Now with Red Square I win everytime!
Thank the poliburo for the freedom to succeed!"
-- Stoshu |
"I have bought liberated a Cube. It arrived yesterday but I picked it up today. I must say, I am satisfied with The People's outcome. I shall use it to re-educate myself and everyone around me to turn them into People."
-- The Skinnee Jay
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"Thanks for providing us with a game where every Comrade is a loser and nobody is a winner. The equal distribution of misery is something we should all strive to live under."
-- El Presidente
"PS... Take the Red Pill " |
"I cannot wait for the cube alloted to me to arrive. I shall take it on a whirlwind tour of Olympia. Just think, soon Comrade Cube will visit the Washington State Capitol building!....."
6 Glorious Peoples Days Later:
"I received my most wonderful Cube today, and spent HOURS manipulating it while listening to NPR. Already I feel much more progressive! Did you know you can make all sides red even with your eyes closed?
Also, is there an exploding version of The People's Cube I can use as a grenade? Twist a side, count to three and then throw it at a Class Enemy?"
-- Colonel 7.62 |
"I got my People's Cube last year and never leave home without it. After a wonderful year with my new best friend, I realized that it's red all over and so no one can feel less equal than others. I am expecting my Nobel Peace Prize for this discovery."
-- Commissar Theocritus |
