As one doctor to another - thank you for your words of wisdom to Mr. Bush and the American people who are blinded by their ugly arrogance toward the more worldly members of the planet like yourself. Your timely thesis is just what the Democratic National Committee has needed to articulate for the past six years; you have given us new thunder and new legitimacy in the court of world opinion. Instead of supporting the concept of free enterprise for all, we need to demand things like free education for all, three square meals a day for all, free health care for all, guaranteed and protected employment for all, and of course, freedom from the yoke of corporate imperialism for all!
The time has come for America to retreat from the world at large and accept the cost of reparation payments to the Third World for our crimes of meddling in their affairs. An era of isolation for America is long overdue - just think of the world we could be living in if it's weren't for US interventions. The last great era of American isolationism in the 1920s and 1930s gave us a time of uninterrupted state planning unseen in human history - both in the USA and elsewhere! Alas, this period of enlightened idealism has been lost on the masses of this evilest of empires.
I am confident that your eloquent and timely letter to President Bush will help the American people to awake from this capitalist malaise and rise up to demand more entitlements from their government! This is why, I hereby declare you Dr. Ahmadinejad, the National Democratic Nominee for President of the United States for 2008! Forget about Hillary, you have hijacked the cause and stolen the liberal platform right from under her feet. Can I be your Vice President?
Democratic National Committee
Submitted by Comrade Bensnooty
You Murtha F@&ker! I'm gonna castrate you, you son-of-a-bitch! Who croaked and left you boss? Huh? I made you who you are, a f@&king hack, that's right, a hack.
You're gonna scream louder than that stupid wail you did when that other nobody....what's his name...rhymes with fairy...thumped your sorry ass when I twist them off, if I can get a hold of an electron microscope to find them, that is if they actually exist. You'll pay! There's also a ceramic lamp and a few ashtrays flying your way. You'd better duck and cover.
You've got mail. Sorry for the delay. The People's Mail Camel has been ill and we just received his replacement.
Dear Howard Dean,
No thanks are necessary Howard. It's my mission to bestow the blessings of Islam to the World.
Re:Democratic Nominee for President of the United States for 2008
You're making with the funny joke right? Why in the Holy World of Allah's Grace would I want such a lowly position? I am the spear point of a Holy Empire that will engulf the Planet. Not since the time of Xerxes has such a thing been possible and I will be it's God.
I will be a just God, but I will also be kind, especially to all those useful idiots who helped me along the way. Rest assured my friend, your dispatch to Infidel Hell will be swift and painless.
Please say hi to all my friends at ThePeoplesCube, especially Saint Nansky.
Yours in Peace and Freedom,