|The Right Stuff|
Are you an ultra-rich guilt ridden celebrity, with a strong desire to serve your country without actually serving your country?
Do you own a jet?
Do you worship The Goracle?
Are you smug and egotistic?
If you answered yes to these questions, chances are you are already a warrior in the Clean Air Force. So just look for your picture and then move on.
However if you can answer yes to these questions and are not in the CAF, today is your lucky day.
Major Al Gore and his WE jet.
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Once you complete the rigorous training at our secret St. Barths location. You will be given the rank of 2nd Lieutenant and issued an official CAF flight suit. Don't worry, you will not be piloting your jet. The flight suit is just for show, only to be used when exiting your plane in front of an adoring media.
Then you'll begin your Tour of Duty, in your own private jet you will be flown around the world in a lifestyle you're accustom to, speaking about scientific matters that you have no knowledge of. Also you will tell of the fantastic benefits of purchasing carbon credits, and hand out literature about the Goracle's company where they can be purchased. And of course you will rail against the evils of kapitalism and denounce Bush and his cronies.
You will be treated like royalty and showered with gifts and awards. The progressive world will hang on your every word. You will feel smarter, loved and compassionate, you will wonder what would they do without me.
Left to right 1st Lt.. Leonardo Dicaprio, Cpt. Laurie David, 2nd Lt. Cameron Diaz, Maj. Al Gore, 1st Lt. Robert Redford.
Red SquareDo those pictures of SUVs and smokestacks on the plane mean how many vehicles and factories they have already destroyed in sneak air attacks - or is it to demonstrate that the polluting power of Al Gore's jet equals to 7 SUVs and three medium-sized smokestacks? I’m sorry that information is classified.
Comrade Dragothen i will have no choice but to deploy my bush-supporting, nazi, facist, gun nut militia and the kkk plus maybe some of strike busters to wipe you pitiful pot-head, greatfull dead/Fish listening hippie protesters from the face of this planet. or ill crank up the pollution and let global warming take care of them, they will be incinerated before they know what hit them, they they will be washed away by the rising oceans.
Comrade DragoSecond of all, responding to Commissar Pupovich above comment, i would like to point out that it is nigh impossible to create a "workers paradise" without big uber polluting factories. The so called "Green" movement isnt true communist, its just dumb, and it brings a bad name to all us communist hardliners.
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