My name is Francis, a 10 year progressive using under an alias email! Unfortunately my sister Angie has fought the sweet indoctrination to a universal utopia! Here is an account of my fight with the conservative criminals pushing the anarchy that comes with individual freedom! Do not be fooled! Individual freedom leads to individuality and that's just selfish!
-Francis

Comrade! Be careful! We have nearly won. The giant retailers are celebrating a holiday season which they dare not call Christmas, although some of them are wishing people happy Eid.

And that is as it should be. Most of America is Christian but Xians won't throw bombs, so it's only fitting that we shit on them. Because they won't fight back.

But we should grovel to people who will.

Get it? It's very P.C.