Ahh Comrade Innostranyi how could I have been so foolish! Of course, the oppressive running dogs were not using the People's Strong Right Arm to seize and redistribute wealth. I will go to the nearest Party Office and denounce myself for not being fully indoctrinated and seek reeducation at once!

Your dedication brings tears of fervor to my eyes! Surely Uncle Joe smiles upon your sacrifice from his insubstantial Worker's Paradise!

Praise the wisdom Uncle Joe and his successor Comrade Leader Obama! The One who will lead this oppressive nation into a true and glorious Worker's and Peasant's Paradise. I take great comfort knowing that each second that passes brings us that much closer to the end of the oppression of the capitalist Running Dog filth!

What are anyone's thoughts on the Clockwork Orange Mobile?

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I think it's a step forward to non-global warming cars. Maybe it will be Orange Mobile only someday. A day the capitalist (No capital letters for them) will perish.

Official Approved 2010 Car Line for the Masses:


See the rest of the full line...

I actually saw a convertible Trabant on the A81 yesterday. It was obviously an aftermarket conversion, but still pretty awesome. In fact, I admired it's awesomeness as I blew past it in my 1.3 liter Proton 4-banger from Malaysia.

Hallmarks of progress: a demolition team of proletarian bears destroy a gas-guzzling non-hybrid Zaporozhets, and then take on a diesel-guzzling Kamaz truck.

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I have a .45/70 solution for those bears.... Oh wait, they are doing Gore's work. All praise AlGore, he who commands even the bears to Save The Planet(TM).

Red Square wrote:I like the idea of suggesting the names of new progressive car models. So far we have:

FORD OPIATE
GM DESERVE

I propose:

FORD HOPE
FORD CHANGE
CADILLAC EQUALITY
PONTIAC GRAND SCHEME
CHEVY MESSIAH
CHRYSLER REDISTRIBUTION
SATURN SKY-HIGH
BUICK PIPEDREAM
DODGE UTOPIA
DODGE GORACLE
CHEVY SACRIFICE
CHEVROLET INDOCTRINATION
GMC BAILOUT
JEEP UAW
PONTIAC COMPASSION
CHEVY GOVERNMENT
FORD OBAMA
DODGE LENIN

Did I miss anything?

Chevy Stalin

Plymouth Pravda

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Oh wait, they are doing Gore's work. All praise AlGore...

Indeed, whenever animals gore people or their artifacts, that is considered good for the planet and therefore Gore's work. That might be the true origin of the almighty Gore's name.

how could I forget?
How about the non-subsidized Toyota Trotsky?
Chrysler Kulak (Limited Edition)