Members of the right-wing conspiracy immediately went on the attack. Said one anonymous conservative pundit, "Hillary's third world values seem to play really well in the sticks (of Africa that is). This should give her a boost in popularity polls amongst the Congolese."
Bill Clinton stated that, while the final decision is up to his daughter, he would consider the proposal more seriously if offered the traditional father's bounty of three nubile cow maidens. Hillary Clinton characterized her husband's statement as yet another proof of ex-President's willingness to learn from other cultures and effectively implement this knowledge in practice.
Although Hillary considers herself lucky with cattle futures (in the past, an investment of the equivalent of 40 goats had brought her the equivalent of a diamond mine overnight), she won't let anything distract her from investigating the Karl Rove scandal, which she has called the worst scandal to hit the White House since Watergate.
A) A fair price would be $2.63 Billion.
B) We should be paying that amount to Mr. Chepkurgar so that he will be able to support his new bride.
C) The entire amount should be funded with new taxes and money diverted from the Oil War.
We've done it before, and we can do it again. And again.
Especially anything about campaign money launderin...$orry, I mean contributions. Verstehen Sie das?
Krugman, what the hell do you know about cattle futures?
20 head @ $125/head = $2,300.00
Sell that and invest in futures I should make twice as much as last time.
Hey, I'm looking at a quarter million!
The deal is on.
Somebody call Jim Blair......he is out of jail, isn't he?
Elsworth TooheyI wonder if Bill would be willing to trade Hillary instead?
I think Hillary plays the man more than Bill does in their relationship.
WJC vacationing in Kenya
Crap, all I wanted was for him to ink the deal with this Godwin Mugwamptorie or whatever the hell his name is. I can't pass up a quarter million! A quarter million earned is a quarter million saved. It all adds up! Be it $17.55 or $250,000.00
It's mine, mine.....OK Hill, take a deep breath.......
I save that for when Janet is in town.