Oh... well... we also live on a meager State Pension (wink, wink), Mikhail. There are some nights I go to bed without a $500 plate dinner... uhhh.... a $200 plate dinner... crap, I've been biten by the honesty bug again.... what I'm trying to say is that we also eat crap like you do. See!? See!? We are just as "common" as you proles are.... dammit... forget it! Just forget it! I can't pull off the "common-man" routine... I just can't do it! Piss, where are my slippers!? SMO!? WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY SLIPPERS!?!? I CAN'T GO TO BED WITHOUT MY SLIPPERS!!! OR MY TEDDY!!! WHERE IS MY TEDDY!!!

Alas, on my meager, yet generous Party stipend, I am lucky to afford my special favorite bread.

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Interesting... how is it made?

Now that is a Pup's family recipe... not that I can't be lured into revealing it for a generous contribution that I can forward onto Hillary.

My first thought was that it was a cat who had masterfully disguised itself as a loaf of bread, waiting for some gullible mice to show up in the kitchen.

It is quite good, though making sure all the fur is removed is an art. Oh how I remember the smell of cat bread cooking in Mama Pup's kitchen.

And the saga continues....

Doug Ross picks up the torch of truth -
https://directorblue.blogspot.com/2007/ ... ishes.html

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Oh Red! Is it within my power to grant you another Order of Hillary for that? Hmmmm, I am free to do as I please, what feels good right? So why not?

Don't worry about Winkle Paw.

I hired Orenthal James P.I. Inc. as a private investigator. He said he'd find him right after he found the killer of his wife and Ron Goldman and that should be any day now.
Soon, real soon...
Probably tomorrow.
He might even be looking for Winkle right now and we wouldn't even know it.

Remember, if the Hsu doesn't fit, you must aquit.


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Click here for a great deal on a quality investigation. Guarenteed results.

Sherlock Pup can certainly vouch for that fine detective. What a job he did in Las Vegas as well! Classic sting operation!

Funny you should mention that... my beagle is named Sherlock....

You mean you have a beagle named after me?<center><img src="https://people.delphiforums.com/a1sickp ... "></center>

Possibly....

You have only scratched the surface of the mystery that is the Mighty Pup.... he is a pup of many talents. You have yet to meet Attila the Pup, Sir Pup Esq. (the legal beagle), Edgar Alan Pup, 00Pup, Gen. Stonewall Pupson et al.

Then there is....<center><img src="https://people.delphiforums.com/a1sickp ... "></center>

So... many... pups....

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Theocritus started it first, Your Excellency! Him and SMO were conspiring to start a "joint venture" to compete against my lucrative soup kitchen scam! I heard them talking about using a higher quality kind of rat and boiling the city water to "sanitize" it for the patrons. I can't compete against that, Your Excellency! I simply cannot scrap the pennies together to offer better rats and clean water for the soup! They will drive me out of business! OUT OF BUSINESS, YOUR EXCELLENCY! I had no choice but to start sewing up Theo's BEQ market... no choice, Your Excellency. I got hookers to feed and another vacation home in Malibu I have to pay for and I just can't let Theo and SMO put me outta' work.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I just can't do it! Piss, where are my slippers!? SMO!? WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY SLIPPERS!?!? I CAN'T GO TO BED WITHOUT MY SLIPPERS!!! OR MY TEDDY!!! WHERE IS MY TEDDY!!!

I didn't put them anywhere. You won't even let me in your room any more to clean up, and you've scared Chicken Sushi away completely since you started letting Pup lick... I mean clean... I mean kiss... your ass for you instead of allowing those who have always been loyal to you to bathe you properly as used to have happen.... Chicken Sushi is quite terrified she'll be carted off to work as a prostitute against her will by your lap dog... So, as competition is out of the question for obvious reasons, we have just rolled over and are playing dead (you'll notice this is my first post here in quite some time and my first in this thread)... Playing dead seems de rigeur with all the Pup around here lately and the sudden hate-on for cats that seems to have been promulgated by him and a certain Jr. Premier who has suddenly become quite opinionated and mean-spirited... I'm sure Pup or Betty knows where your slippers and teddy are... Like I said, I've no idea as I'm not allowed in your room any more.

BTW - I've also no idea about the whole Rat restaurant thing - you know I'm only interested in cleaning... mopping up is all I have ever been interested in... and I know for a fact that neither does Theo (Aki has been doing research and apparently, cats aren't even good rat catchers... they stick to mice... traditionally, dogs have been the ones to catch rats... but what do dolphins know of dogs and rats?)... with all the back-biting and accusations being bandied about lately, perhaps it is simply strategy on the part of those you now hold closest to you in order to cause you strife and bring you low.. Besides... I'm quite busy with other assignments... compiling the Cubepedia you brilliantly yet humbly proposed, as I was asked to do, for example (it will be a glorious legacy... a testament to your ingenuity and service to the Cube)... and fending off baseless denouncements by leeches who are only hanging on so they can suck the life's blood out of you while catching free rides on your coattails, rather than your loyal supporters whom you now spurn... But who am I to question the march of history... it has always been this way, no?

Respectfully,
Your SMO

ps... you might look under the big cushy wing-back chair for your slippers... you used to have a tendency to kick them off in that direction before getting into bed (though I'm told some Pups like to chew on slippers)... Teddy can often be found having slipped between your headboard and the mattress... you might check there... otherwise, I've no idea, unless... well.. no... who in their right mind chews a Teddy Bear... but then, who in their right mind chews on slippers... or licks their own nuts... and as I can't safely check back with this thread for some time - I'm cutting it close in terms of safety as it is as I've been 'warned away', if you need anything, the pod will be in our usual bunkers doing as we've always, loyally done, though I'm afraid Aki will be driving you from now on... we received 'orders' that I'm not allowed to drive you any more either... please watch yourself carefully, Chairman... the pod fears for your safety and there are those who are actively keeping us from protecting and serving you as we have always done...

Sheesh, someone is feeling catty this morning...

"cats aren't even good rat catchers... they stick to mice... traditionally, dogs have been the ones to catch rats..."

Perhaps because a grown rat has been known to be able to kill a cat?

"who in their right mind chews on slippers... or licks their own nuts... "

Those who can SMO, those who can....

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Sheesh, someone is feeling catty this morning...

"cats aren't even good rat catchers... they stick to mice... traditionally, dogs have been the ones to catch rats..."

Perhaps because a grown rat has been known to be able to kill a cat?

"who in their right mind chews on slippers... or licks their own nuts... "

Those who can SMO, those who can....

RED ALERT !! WARNING !!


Banned Books Week
September 29–October 6, 2007

Special Alert to our beloved and illustrious leader Red Square and glorious Party Members of The People Cube… pups, cats, rats, etc.
I felt it my duty to inform you that this is Banned Books Week.

Banned Books Week
September 29–October 6, 2007

Go to:

Banned books week
Banned Books
Explore Banned Books:
http://books.google.com/googlebooks/banned/

As I said above, and as a bona-fide humble servant of the Proletariat and TPC, I felt it my duty to inform you of the list of b]Dangerous Books[/b] that have been banned. Dear Comrades, many of these now rare and classic books are indeed a threat and danger to the Party itself !! Yes indeedy !! I have read many of them, and many others of significance… so I know of the danger they present to the thinking processes of the human mind and to Humanity itself !! If read by too many of the masses, the people may begin to think for themselves and revolt prematurely, and the coming Glorious Revolution will be lost before it ever gets off the ground !!

Imagine those Proles !! Finally realizing they can walk, talk, think, and chew gum at the same time !! When it was thought they were still attempting to solve the Red Cube with their grubby, calloused and clumsy fingers !! Down with these would-be Capitalists !! The Proletariat must be kept in its place !!

Though, I have a suggestion… Before too many Proles become sufficiently aware and/or overly educated, I recommend that TPC sponsor a Book Burning Party and burn all the books on that list… Yes !! Burn all 100 of them !! At once !! They must be destroyed !! After thought… Have a PC wiener roast at the same time !! Oh… !! And it must be assured that a copy of each book is saved (as the guy did in Brave New World), and kept in a safe and secure, temperature-controlled underground hiding place for future historical references.

In the meantime… Keep up the good work exposing the soft sides of “The Many Titted Empress.” That's really Great Stuff !! Those relevant exposures of Hillary are so important, and will make a significant impact in the minds and hearts of the little people when they go to the polls to vote !!

I Swear !! I do believe TPC is really trying it's best to get that woman elected !! Could it be True ??

Blue Bell

Why pray tell would anyone wish to expose the soft sides of the Many Titted Empress or not try their best to get her elected?

That makes as much sense as banning A Clockwork Orange.... which while a work of fiction, is based on a very real therapy that was actually done in San Francisco as I recall, many years ago. It is nothing more than a book that was written by a man who was scared of what could be done with Negative Reinforcement. The reason I know is that perhaps the best paper I ever wrote in grad school was about negative reinforcement and began with a quote from A Clockwork Orange.

Is there any way to get "It Takes A Village" on that list. It's the only way Americans will want to read it. A Mad Man from Madison Avenue explained it to me and he has a degree in marketing. Works every time. Get a yahoo to whine about a book, organize a protest, and POOF! Sales through the roof!
I can use some extra royalties.

Blue Bell, can you get that book added to the list for ME?
Please?

oh crap...I just said "Please".
What's got into me? Where's my vitamin K?

Commissar Pupovich wrote

Why pray tell would anyone wish to expose the soft sides of the Many Titted Empress or not try their best to get her elected?

Instead of my use of "soft sides," the term "under belly" would have been more appropriate for my thoughts on Hillary. There is something about Hillary that is unseen and undersirable, you know... cold, harsh, and calculating underneath, and she cackles when she laughs. Hillary as president would be "politcs as usual."

... perhaps the best paper I ever wrote in grad school was about negative reinforcement and began with a quote from A Clockwork Orange.

The study and writing of negative reinforcement (as evidenced in Clockwork Orange) must have been a heavy and very interesting project... and now we get back to Pavlov and the later Brave New World.

BB

Hillary wrote

Is there any way to get "It Takes A Village" on that list. It's the only way Americans will want to read it.

Blue Bell, can you get that book added to the list for ME?
Please?

oh crap...I just said "Please".
What's got into me? Where's my vitamin K?

Dear Comrade Hillary,

ROTFLMAO... oooops !! Oh, I didn't see you come in my Dear, Dear Hillary !! How lovely you are looking these days !! It Takes a Village is a wonderful, wonderful book... But you must understand that I don't have any connections or pull with the Radcliffe list of top 100 novels of the 20th Century.

A thousands pardons for my regrettable remarks to the pup. Does this mean I won't get an invitation to the Daughters of the American Revolution tea you are planning a week from next Thursday ??

Ever so sincerely,
Blue Bell

Blue Bell wrote:Does this mean I won't get an invitation to the Daughters of the American Revolution tea you are planning a week from next Thursday ??

The list of approved activities only includes parties with the Daughters of the Cultural Revolution (also known as the Sexual Revolution) under the supervision of Chairman Punchenko. I imagine that among the substances consumed there you may also find tea (but that would be too bizarre).

Speaking of progressive porn and boosting books by banning them, I can think of another author who might benefit from it...

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A few books were missing from the banned list: Mein Kampf and Harry Potter.

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Google doesn't list who exactly banned those books, why, and how. If I don't buy Michael Moore's book for my home library does that mean it gets included into that list as well?

We all know why the Satanic Verses were banned. I read it and it's an excellent book. But what's the story with the others? I would oppose adding Henry Miller to a children's library (he was a talented writer but his material is for mature adults only). Neither would I want my children to be exposed to deliberate propaganda (if I can help it). Would you call me a book burner for that?

I have read a few of the listed books and saw others in the local public library. This "banned books" list just seems like another clever propagandistic trick that will allow progressives outside the US to claim that the fascist Amerikkkan regime is banning books just like the Iranian Ayatollahs do, and refer to such authoritative source as Google. Few people will try to find out the details but most will remember the accusation. I know it because I had been exposed to such tricks for many years on the other side of the Iron Curtain.

In the USSR, Mein Kampf was banned and anyone interested in reading it would automatically be labeled as fascist. I had a similar attitude towards it for a while, until I realized that reading it might just expose Hitler's socialist and collectivist roots - something every professional propagandist of progress would fear as much as a vampire fears sunlight.

This will give you a great deal more information on the number of challenges of books, the groups that challenged the most (far and away this was led by parents), the type places challenged etc.

long linky thing

Of course all these books are banned, in an effort to ban everything that is not party approved, as it is in the Mother Country. Let us not forget that somewhere in Texas 25 years ago there was an attempt to ban, I believe, <i>Snow White</i> because it had a witch in it.

Now I tell you. Where would we be without our Glorious Leaders? That is surely short-sighted.

But Empress, I assure you that sales of your book will increase for I have ordered five thousand billed to Pupovich's account and delivered to him. As penance for his anti-cat remarks (who, me, catty?), he will be forced to read and annotate them, each one differently, to see what insights Barbara Feinman, Our Many Titted Empress has to offer us.

The 5,000 copies that I had ordered on behalf of Meow I thought of forcing him to read as part of his rehabilitation but after the devastating loss of his Hummels, and because Helen was found consorting with a particularly large and fine <i>Amana</i> microwave--consider the provenance, the bloodline--I could not countenance the affront to this dear party member's dignity and so I used the copies to check a leak in the dike.

I do not mean the play room after Mr. Reno came to visit, but the swimming pool for virgin's blood that I had constructed for your next visit to Rancho del Rio Grande, empress, with the finest of Mexican tile laid by wets, er, undocumented guest workers. And just for you.

Commissar Theocritus, I don't know how to thank you, though I will of course not cease to find a way, for the 5000 copies of the Empress' book! I must admit I was somewhat worried when the UPS man came to the dacha and told me what he had on the truck, but when I saw the bill, I was most relieved, for I saw the price was nearly 50% off the price normally given for this fine book. Where on earth did you manage to find such a supply of books at so low a price? It's almost as if you got them for free... which of course I know could not be the case. Needless to say, I can charge the full price from those who will be requi... requesting a copy and also count the cost as a deduction.

Commissar Pupovich, I see that you have learned the magic of Rose Law Firm billing. My congratulations.

Friday night, October 19th at 9:15PM, Turner Classic Movies will be holding a telethon for Punchy's Kids.
Please give generously, and thanks on behalf of TCM.

OK. I am at a loss again. Just what is Punchy's Kids? Punchy refers to our Chairman korrect? I am not as equal as you, so do not have TCM. But I did investigate the time you mentioned, and the only thing I really see in common are 3 movies directed by the same person, a Tod Browning, of whom I am totally clueless about. Though I did research that name to discover he is a long gone director of such movies as Dracula? Is this the correct answer?