Bush/FEMA Drop the Ball Again
As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African-American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.
"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"
"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again," stated Sen. John Kerry. "I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."
Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.
And as for the fact that this "snow" is WHITE, well, some coincidence, huh?
Even as I wright this, Uncle Dick is in Texas sharpening his aim (needs work) for the upcoming ethnic cleansing on the Potomac, and, far from cowering in the White House, Chimpy McHitlerburtan is getting the secret weather machine to crank out even more snow.
(I guess, black snow is ok, too)
Angent of AMSOC
Where's the global warming Commrade Gore assured us was comming?
This is an obvious plot to sell snowshovels....
Social Justice Commissar
BOYCOTT the Phillipines BALUT!!
Bourgeios "scientists" claiming to hold PhDs in climatology - of the Phillipines have insulted the Greatest Peoples' Scinetist and Inventor of the Internet A.Gore!
These capitalists lackies dared to publically state that the Peoples' Scientist has no advanced degree in science and that his continual calls on global warming are exagerations and based on generalities!!
Comrades - stand with out great Scientist and Leader A.Gore and boycott the beloved Phillipine Balut!!
How am I supposed to get to the bingo game and blow my social security check?
I'm also almost out of toilet paper, milk, and bread! Gawddamn Bush! This wouldn't have happened if Roosevelt was around, and no I'm not talkingt about FDR, I mean TEDDY! Damn. I'm so worked up, now I'm hungry. I guess I'll go open a can of Alpo. Yechhhhh...what's that smell? Gawddamn, I soiled myself, I'm so angry. I guess I'd better go and change my Depends.
Mr. McWeezer to you,
You little snots.
What of the obvious plot by the neocons to use the snow as a diversion tactic in order to steal more gold from a ridiculous location? It is obvious to any comrade with true red blood in their veins that the people have been duped by being dumped on! The snow was a diversion created by Bush and his allies using their superplastic double elastic weather synthesizer thingummy developed by those nefarious enemies of the people at the Pentagon. While poor emaciated vegan comrades were concentrating on tunneling their way to work at the co-op, the neocon capitalist pigdogs were busying themselves stealing money from some undisclosed location. Then, when comrades across the Eastern seaboard recovered from their hypothermia and exhaustion in order to wise up to their having been duped, the duping was covered up with Cheney's "accident" with quail shot! For more on the truth visit here: http://scribblebibble.blogspot.com
I hate bush
Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.
Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?
I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.
I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
linkin Park Brigade
"Lookie heah, dude," said Jessie, "Why all deese washin machines be white??"
In an attempt to appease him, the manager of the store replied---"Calm down, sir"---If you'll just look inside, you'll notice that all the agitators are black!!!
C. Ray Nagin
Beads for titties,
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