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President Hugo Chavez portrayed himself as a man of peace Wednesday, even as he moved tanks and soldiers to the Colombian border in a growing crisis set off by Colombia's weekend attack on leftist rebels hiding in Ecuadorean territory.Quote:
Chavez blamed the crisis on the U.S. "empire and its lackeys" -- Colombia's conservative government -- saying they pose a constant threat of war in the region, not Venezuela or Ecuador. "We are peace. We are the path to peace," the leftist leader said in a televised speech.
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You really need to enroll in a taxpayer-subsidized leftist re-education center (aka Hahvahd, UC-Berkeley/Santa Cruz/Irvine, Columbia, etc.). There, they'll explain to you why anyone who doesn't think like them is a racist, warmongering, homophobic, environmentally-destructive, kitten-abusing, knuckle-dragging neanderthol!!!Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I wonder what Sean Penn's reaction will be to Chavez's Imperial War for Blood and Obamacaine?filthywhitemaleheteropig
I find it amusing that the college professors today still use the same old tired "proof" on my children that they used on me in 1971. It goes like this:ATALLSTOLI
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I wonder what Sean Penn's reaction will be to Chavez's Imperial War for Blood and Obamacaine?Quote:
I think I speak for the entire collective

Ivan Betinov
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I think I speak for the entire collectiveGreat Stalin's Ghost
We must, in turn, offer our support to the legitimate heroic martyrs of FARC and of Venezuela.
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Join us, Comrade McMillin! Join the collective and free yourself from the shackles of capitalism, freedom and personal-responsibility! If you refuse I am afraid the collective will have no choice but to join you.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Give me orders, Your Excellency. I have my flight bag packed in the event you need me to fly to PA.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Comrade Guardian of Pravda:| <A By Premier Betty 3/10/2008, 1:01 am |
Does he get extra vodka? Beets? Potatoes? |
Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, may I register a minor complaint? Are you aware that New Orleans was turned down as a site for a Presidential campaign debate site supposedly because there was not enough infrastructure? We have had several Mardi Gras, hosted the Sugar Bowl, National Championship, and the NBA All Star game just the past few months. Yet Oxford Mississippi, home of Ole Miss for Lenin's sake, was chosen as a site. This is outrageous! Have you ever been to Oxford? No, of course not. Who has other than cow sex therapists and the like? Shouldn't our candidate refuse to debate if not one is held in New Orleans?Payallinovich
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Join us, Comrade McMillin! Join the collective and free yourself from the shackles of capitalism, freedom and personal-responsibility! If you refuse I am afraid the collective will have no choice but to join you.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Welcome to the Party, Comrade Payallinovich! Now comes the part where we celebrate with music and real vodka! Cheers!Zampolit Blokhayev
Guardian of Pravda
I have many wonderful relatives in New Orleans and Louisiana who practiced good Government for Years. They managed to do so well they named Bridges after them.Commissar Pupovich
Guardian of Pravda
I have many wonderful relatives in New Orleans and Louisiana who practiced good Government for Years. They managed to do so well they named Bridges after them.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
What Would Huey Do? Sigh.ATALLSTOLI
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I wonder what Sean Penn's reaction will be to Chavez's Imperial War for Blood and Obamacaine?Premier Betty
Chaves can't be evil. There's no way. He is only doing this because he cares so much. I'm sure the drugs are for his socialized health care program....Premier Betty
Hillary is good! GOOD! She is doing it for the Greater Good! GOOD!! GOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!dragonlord
it is interesting how i see a Chavez with a Hitler moustache on the top, but try as i might, i can't find a Hillary defaced anywhere on this page.Red Square
dragonlord
it is interesting how i see a Chavez with a Hitler moustache on the top, but try as i might, i can't find a Hillary defaced anywhere on this page.dragonlord
Hmm.., it is interesting how i see a Chavez with a Hitler moustache on the top, but try as i might, i can't find a Hillary defaced anywhere on this page.
dragonlord
I am aware of Chomsky's writings, and i define myself as more of a right-libertarian (the only tax i could ever support would be an inheritance tax, as a dead person, in my view, cannot have its liberty infringed upon). I believe in private property, but i also believe it is necessary to reverse decades of profiteering by the robber barons allied with the government opression machine. This of course, would be eventually unecessary.
Commissar Pupovich
Just what sort of Socialist Chicanery are you attempting to pull Zampolit? First I see you trying to hypnotize the Chairman into ThoughtCrime™ against the Empress by suggesting he support the Name That Can Not Be Named, which will prove to be of no effect to the Chairman. His mind is far tooCommissar Pupovich
Do you say you were on familiar terms with Russell Long? I can't say Steven rings a bell however. In case you were not aware, this humble Commissar, this loyal Party dog, was born and raised in the Home of the Fighting Bayou Bengal Tigers of LSU, and live in the shadows of this great city in the town of Denham Springs. Why, I remember as a young pup, being taken on a school trip just so we could see the tragic place of the Kingfish's assassination.... oh, I can't go on any longer...Pinkie, I need your scarf.....*snort*Zampolit Blokhayev
Chicanery? Me? Naaah!!!! The Chainman's mind can indeed be programmed. It all depends on how much alcohol and other chemicals he has imbibed. Did you see the movie "The Manchurian Candidate"?.Commissar Pupovich
Are you from the Glorious People's State of Louisiana Pravda? You certainly seem to know your Longs. But let's not talk bad about Tiger Stadium. If ever there was something worthwhile built on the backs of the people, well, that would be it.Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, may I register a minor complaint? Are you aware that New Orleans was turned down as a site for a Presidential campaign debate site supposedly because there was not enough infrastructure? We have had several Mardi Gras, hosted the Sugar Bowl, National Championship, and the NBA All Star game just the past few months. Yet Oxford Mississippi, home of Ole Miss for Lenin's sake, was chosen as a site. This is outrageous! Have you ever been to Oxford? No, of course not. Who has other than cow sex therapists and the like?

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov
dragonlord
Hmm.., it is interesting how i see a Chavez with a Hitler moustache on the top, but try as i might, i can't find a Hillary defaced anywhere on this page.


Da. There is also Glorious ACC.Commissar Pupovich
But as the Highlander would say, "In the end, there can be only one," and that one my comrades, was my own LSU Tigers!Quote:
Your ignorance and strict conformity to Party orthodoxy touches me and brings tears to my eyes. Your simple prole words are like poetry and your utter denunciation of all things counter-revolutionary bring harmony and balance to our broken and fractured Party. Comrades, Guardian of Pravda is an example of a good Comrade armed with the revolutionary fervor of a true Marxist-Stalinist Democrat and is a Comrade who should be seated on a glorious red pinnacle for all other Comrades to look up to and admire - that is until he is no longer useful and then summarily executed when we find a Comrade "prolier" than him.
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And next year ... The Tide shall roll and roll and roll .... .... all over Auburn!Commissar Pupovich
.... but my Tigers will still rule! You will be assimilated!Ivan Betinov

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