"Courageously she has gone to Texas near the ranch of President Bush and braved the elements and a hostile Jewish supremacist media." -- David Duke, former Louisiana Representative
"Cindy Sheehan is my hero... a brave, passionate, living example of democracy... the moral authority of a grieving mother." -- Christine Lahti, Hollywood actress
By Cindy Sheehan (edited for language by Red Square)
I love America - but not the filthy rich capitalist society it is now. That America is inherently evil, it has been killing people on this continent since it was started. As if that were not enough, it is now spreading the cancer of Pax Americana and imperialism in the Middle East. No, the America that I love is the non-polluted, sparsely populated country of five hundred years ago, with its various tribes free of capitalist exploitation, breaking each other's skulls with stone axes, shitting in the woods and getting eaten by wild animals.
We want our country back!
To revert to that idyllic state we must work together on dismantling this America and letting nature take its course. But we can't pursue our noble cause while that maniacal Bush is standing in the way of progress. He's taking away our freedom to destroy this country. Bush must go! And if we have to jail everybody from George W. Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will jail all those people. Progress needs sacrifice. It's worth dying for. And then we will destroy the war machine that builds bombs, guns, and bullets and everything, so we will never have to fight again and will never be afraid of anybody.
I don't care if this results in thousands of Iraqi families being slaughtered by the Jihadists. They shouldn't have believed Bush's lies about freedom and democracy, cuz it's bullshit. Nobody in the world wants freedom and democracy. It's a big American lie.
The ensuing bloodbath should be a good lesson to everybody who still believes in America! The Jihadists will only be killing collaborators, so I'm not worried. It's their own fault. Instead of waving US flags they should've been stabbing Americans in the back, like those true Iraqi patriots who killed my son Casey. But I'm not angry with them cuz they are killing their own children too - like they did with those 24 candy hogs that were swarming around US troops. These children were collaborators, just like my son Casey, who instead of destroying America joined the Army to implement the neo-con PNAC agenda.
And to all those Iraqi kids still alive and preparing to go to school I would like to say this: stop raining on my parade! Cuz, you're not freer. Can a terrorist strap himself with explosives and walk into a US base without fear of getting killed? No. And if the terrorists aren't free it means nobody is free. The Iraqi mass-grave diggers are much worse off than before we meddled in that country. And here's a short message to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi whom I never met but always admired from a distance: Keep up the good work!
I firmly believe that only the Baathists and the foreign terrorists have the right to speak for the Iraqi people - not the millions of stupid idiots who voted while risking their lives to get a taste of democracy. Cuz democracy is bullshit. I hope the true Iraqi patriots will trace them all one by one, and cut all those ink-stained fingers off - just like in the good old days of Saddam when everyone was freer and happier, united by their hatred of imperialist America. I shared that sentiment back in the days when I carried the sign "US out of everywhere!"
And when we succeed and America finally pulls out of everywhere, and the Jihadists will have the Middle East all to themselves, they'll force Israel to pull out of Palestine as well. At that point, the Jihadists will only be killing Jews, so I'm not worried. The world will be better off without those troublemakers. And when the Jihadists come to America we, the progressives, will be waiting for them with funds, tenures, and ACLU lawsuits against the US government.
So I feel I am doing important work here stalking our president. If I leave now it would send a terrible message to the terrorists. Here's what I want to tell Bush as a mother: You don't have my permission to defend 300 million Americans from death, torture, and mutilation!
My opponents might say I'm just some crazy hag ranting in a ditch - but look at these major media networks lining up to interview me! That means they'd all love to be able to say what I'm saying - they're just afraid that if they do so openly, stupid Americans will stop buying their papers and will tune off their networks. So the media elites use me as a proxy to hammer a progressive message into their murky skulls. Cuz unlike them I am immune to criticism. As Maureen Dowd of the New York Times writes, I have an absolute moral authority.
Observe the roll of politicians who support me: former presidential candidates Dennis Kucinich and John Kerry, Senator Ted Kennedy and John Edwards' wife Elizabeth, also Senator Barbara Boxer and Congresswoman Maxine Waters, Congressman John Conyers, and my favorite, David Duke. And there would be many more if Bush hadn't taken away our freedoms.
But with Bush gone, we will all create a great multicultural society where Whites, Blacks, Asians, Latinos, and Arabs will join together and go hand-in-hand to beat up the Jew. That will mark the end of oppressive, conservative America. We will be free at last - to destroy the war machine, burn down the cities, and start shitting in the woods and getting eaten by wild animals. Now, that will be an America worth dying for.
To those readers who might think that this portrayal of Cindy Sheehan's views is unfair, crude, and over the top - you should hear real Cindy Sheehan speak. What you find crude in this story are mostly her own words and ideas (see below). It's hardly even a parody - rather, it's a compilation of Mrs. Sheehan's original quotes with some additional filling to connect the dots. So if her own words got returned back to her mouth and they look like bullshit to you - don't blame me for it.
Cindy Sheehan in her own words:
Excerpts from her address to Veterans For Peace Convention, speech to a rally at San Francisco State University, etc. - all recorded in 2005.
She can - Sheehan 2008!
Americans are realizing that Iraqi self-rule is a farce, it isn't happening, and it won't happen. And even if it did happen, there isn't a single American interest that would be served by it. How many Americans wonder why our soldiers are dying for 'Iraqi freedom' and not for 'American security?' The number is growing.
It is likely that in response, Bush will set a convenient winning scenario, which will then take place, and the troops will be brought home.
What then will Cindy Sheehan have to say?
By not meeting with Ms. Sheehan, Bush will also allow the moral validity of our times to rest on the careful balance of international portrayals of policy directed from a perspective not only from without but from a centered and watchful awareness of prescriptions and remedies not without some experimentation but always towards the goal of coalition guidance and the sort of humanity that comes at a price of a diminution but moreover and therefore notwithstanding where I started.
I have to use the bathroom now.
Dissident Agitator No. 96
That's right, all 20% of them...
Along side with the Brothers and Sisters of ANSWER, MOORE, MOVEON, SHEEHAN, FRANKEN, Garafalo, CONYERS, MCKINNEY!
The same who demonstrated for the release of Lynne Stewart, who aided Comrade 'Blind Sheik' in NYC, against those Imperialist pigs...
Cindy is right, Omar Abdel-Rahman, is the defender of the COMMON!
What an outrage to have him sentenced to life in prison in 1996 for conspiring to assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, organizing the bombing of the WTC in 1993, and planning to destroy the Lincoln and Holland Tunnels...
Cindy speaks the liberal truth... The 'Blind Sheik' was only objecting to President Bush's OIL FOR WAR that began in 2002!
Cindy was there, rightfully defending Comrade Stewart from those Capitalist Puppets!
Fidel would be so proud...
We must stop the amazing opportunity, high quality of life, unheard of freedoms, the USA represents!
Cindy knows, Women in the Arab Region, want to be considered property!
When she talks, all I hear is "woof woof woof woof." Am I crazy or do you hear it too?
There was one thing about her protest that was right -- she really belongs in a ditch. I bet her ancestors lived underground.
Poor Casey. He is the one I really feel sorry for. I'm surprised she hasn't dug him up and plopped him at the front of Bush's ranch.
That husband of hers deserves an iron cross and an honorable discharge from his marriage to that monster.
All imperialist liar capitalist facists to the fields!
There we will celebrate rainbow like cultural diversity
and tolerance with the progressive color red.
Communications between cooperative, productive,
like-minded, citizens is to be forbidden.
Only progressives revolutionaries will be tolerated and allowed access to the media.
J. G. MainZamPolit Directorate
Gramsci on Crack
Gramsci on crack
Oh My God Squared!
And never forget! Ronald tells lies while McDonald's sells fries!
What? I'm done?
Can I have have 30 seconds more of air-time?
Ok. I'll let others jump on the luneycart bandwagon.
Oh My God Squared!Hold the presses! I have discovered that Cindy Sheehan is actually Cindy She-man! A peenie beneath those capri slacks lurks! All beware, she is really Turban Dick Durbin in drag!
I always suspected that.
Agent of AMSOC
WKGB: We're Watching You!
The Millionth Moonbat
Cindy is going to be in D.C. September 24th to help us levitate the White House! <pffftt><cough><cough>
I heard she's gonna let Kerry throw Casey's medals at the White House man! <pffftt><cough><cough>
This is just like the good old days!
If Bush wasn't so evil, we should thank him for giving purpose to our lives again. Just a thought....<pffftt><cough><cough>
Here, try this man, Laika got it for the march on the 24th.
In Her Own Words
Quote:Pulling No Punches
by Cindy Sheehan
Is there anyone in America who cannot yet see that Donald Rumsfeld is a liar...that he, as with Hitler and Stalin....will say anything so long as he thinks it will help shape the world to his own liking? Is there even one, sane adult among us who cannot see that Donald Rumsfeld is a threat to our nation’s security and to peace on our beloved earth?
Paul Wolfowitz, after months of not finding any Weapons of Mass Destruction....and after hundreds of US soldiers were killed....my son amongst them....and after tens of thousands of innocent Iraq citizens were killed....this same Paul Wolfowitz casually explained....with his kindly charade and his ever so soft voice...that a decision was made to put forth “Weapons of Mass Destruction” as the need for the invasion. Essentially, Paul Wolfowitz admitted that he and his fellow conspirators had decided amongst themselves “...let’s just go with the bit about Weapons of Mass Destruction. It’s the one thing that will scare the American people enough so as to cause them to get behind this invasion.”
As soft-spoken and sincere-sounding as Paul Wolfowitz is, is there yet any sane adult in this country whose skin does not crawl when this murderous liar opens his mouth and speaks? Am I the only person in this room who clearly sees that Paul Wolfowitz is a threat to our nation’s security...and to peace on our beloved earth?" ...
Our country has been overtaken by murderous thugs....gangsters who lust after fortunes and power; never caring that their addictions are at the expense of our loved ones, and the blood of innocent people near and far. We’ve watched these thugs parade themselves before the whole world as if they are courageous advocates for Christian moral values....and for the spread of democracy. Yet we all know that they are now putting in place, all across this country, a system of voting that provides no way to validate the accuracy of the counting of the votes. Our loved ones have been buried in early graves even as these arrogant thugs parade themselves before the entire world, insisting that democracy is worth dying for, killing for, and destroying entire cities for, all the while they are busy here at home overseeing the emplacement of an electronic voting system that invites fraud at every turn, an electronic vote-counting system that provides no way to validate the votes cast, and that, by it’s very design, prohibits recounting the votes.
For these men to not see to it that our own system of voting and vote-counting is accurate, understandable and verifiable...all the while sending our loved ones to kill and to die so as to establish a democracy in some far away place......this is just one more staggering piece of evidence that the US government is now ruled by murderous hypocrites...criminals who should be arrested, charged appropriately, confined behind bars, and then tried in a court of law...not only here in our own country, but also in all the other countries which have suffered their incomprehensible greed.
In their secret hiding places, while celebrating newly won fortunes with their fellow brass, these men must surely congratulate themselves with orgies of carnal pleasure as they mock the multitudes who are yet so blind as to mistake them for God’s devoted servants.
Not TOO sick!
As you know, my site is "anti-war, anti-state, and pro-market", which is why we publish anything under the sun that supports America's enemies and especially anything that is anti-Semitic. And as an anti-state kind o' guy, I can't wait until we're all living in the Great Caliphate. Or at a minimum, I can't wait until we're all living in the sort of totalitarian state that Mother Cindy and her ilk are shooting for.
Down with the USA
Down with freedom
Down with individualism
Dog Shit Picker-upper Guy
Special Agent Bluerose
A Fellow Traveler.
Go to blazes all you lying liars!
Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead
Sincirly Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead
.P.S. Vhat parts of Afrika vould you like us to liberate and vhat parts of Afrika vould you like to liberate yourself?
Ghost of Senator Paul Wellstone Appears Above Sheehan Supporters
http://whygrr.blogspot.com/2005/08/ghos ... stone.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cindy-she ... _6121.html
Agent of AMSOC
Clearly this poor pathetic country peasant is a VICTIM, yes, VICTIM, of our woefully underfunded public education system.
The good news is: ALL IS NOT LOST!
This future piece of fodder, er, revolutionary vanguard, clearly can identify, digest, and unquestioningly follow agit-prop when he/she/she-he/it sees it!
Comrades, we have won one more heart(and possibly a mind)!
Victory shall be ours! Long Live the Glorious Struggle!
WKGB: We're Watching You!
I will be out of pocket today traveling to Camp Casey to join the struggle.
FYI - It has been reported by my advance team that the Dave Mathews band plans to dump 1 ton of human excrement upon the assembled throng tonight at 7:00 PM. It's a performance piece designed to demonstrate what Bush has been doing to us for years.
I only hope my fart-powered Prius can get me there in time. More reports later!
Peace through surveillance,
Kids are so cute,they made little Cindy Sheehan cut out dolls...they look like pineapples...they are so talented. Oh look,now they are putting them on the bar b que pit! lil darlings..they said they want thier "dolls" to look all wrinkly like mrs...oops sorry MS.sheehan....how cute
Yea yea yea we all know about what the hurricane...ummm... doris?anyway it doesnt matter cause MY...I mean..CINDys plight is much more important! Dont you see! If the cameras are off of me...cindy..then my cause and /or money will cease and we cant have that.
Although CINDY and George did a lip lock (I heard it was quite good seeing that I..Cindy had'nt had any from MR SHEEHAN in a while) that was before her friends told her she could make bundles of money..dinero....ummm for her cause of course!
And then Joan Beaz or whatever came to our camp with one of her personalities and sang...although cindy was really tired and was falling asleep thru whoever Joan was suppose to be at that time...she really enjoyed it.
So to all you "AMERICA LOVERS" out there....
GO FLY A !(&@%^#$^^(&@*()@_)#&^#( o )( o ) KiKE! I mean Kite!!
ABC reports that "Cindy Sheehan Brings Anti-War, Anti-Obama Message to Martha's Vineyard" on August 27, 2009 1:32 PM.
We must now denounce Cindy Sheehan!