Navigator wrote:Check with your doctor to make sure you are healthy enough before taking The Stimulus!"

Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your stimulus is painful or lasts longer than 4 hours.

A prolonged stimulus can cause a rare but painful condition known as collectivism, which can cause permanent damage to your stimulated package.

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:The Party has just such a device, Comrade! Read, enjoy, and then call...

Enslave me .... hmmmm ... perhaps there is a Mistress Pinkie clad in chains and leather dishing out punishment for those of us that are beyond re-education.

AbecedariusRex wrote:

As a Commissar, can I now upgrade from my proletarian Tanqueray?? It's got me through many tough times in the form of G&T with extra lime... Tanqueray Rangpur is quite delightful, but I'm ready for an upgrade.

Infidel Castrate wrote:

Navigator wrote:Check with your doctor to make sure you are healthy enough before taking The Stimulus!"

Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your stimulus is painful or lasts longer than 4 hours.

A prolonged stimulus can cause a rare but painful condition known as collectivism, which can cause permanent damage to your stimulated package.

O Comrades, how can I as a prole go see a doctor? What is this wondrous being? The Great Leader says we can all have "doctors" as soon as the Verkhovnyi Sovet err Congress approves "Free Universal Healthcare." Would Obama's (praise be his name) Snake Oil not cure painful stimulus?

Pieck, BOSO <i>causes</i> painful stimulus, not cures it. Especially when compounded with K-Y, into BOSOKY. You can be painfully stimulated for decades with it, as will your children and grandchildren.

But the weird thing is that you may apply it on your <i>outside</i>, it eventually winds up in the rear of your shorts.

Comrades,
Can you tell me if the swelling in my bank overdraft protection account is a good thing?

The switch from life as an evil free market capitalist to that of Faith Hope and Change is confusing for me.

Lemme see if I got this right?:
Everything is ok?

Of course it's okay, I purr in the most soothing of tones. You see, Navigator, it's much cheaper to say "It's okay" convincingly than to do something about it.

Or even to think about it. I never think. I just calculate.

Of course it's okay - because I'm okay - therefore it must be okay (and if it isn't okay for you then something is wrong with you)

Suck Bunny has no need for the Bourgeois Stimulus Package for enlargement! I compensate with my enormously impressive "People's Plunger"™ much in the same way as Comrade James Carville does with his good looks and charm.

Suck Bunny, I do know what you mean about the charm of Comrade Carville. Did you know that his father and grandfather were the postmasters of one of the two leper colonies in America, this one in Louisiana? It's called Carville because of them.

When Carville was giving Bill Clinton tips I wonder just what kind of tips they were.

Rex, I have always liked <i>I'm Okay, You're Okay</i> because it's the perfect progressive anthem. It is moral relativism between two bouncy covers made to sit on a display stand in the front of B Dalton's.

One of my proudest possessions is a copy of the book autographed by John Wayne Gacy.

If stimulus worked than why not just go all the way!! forget all these half measures such as welfare, housing assistance, school lunch and health care,,, scrap it all and just start sending every American $1,000,000 checks every 2 or 3 years!! No need for any more government programs comrades,, we'd all be rich!!! No one would have to work unless they truly wanted to! No need for free health care,, we'd all be millionaires!! Childrens self esteem would skyrocket since every kid would come from a rich family!!
The real icing on the cake would be that it would cost 1/10 of what the government is spending to help the poor now!! Instead of spending trillions,, spend only a few hundred million and rid our nation of the poor once and for all!!!
Listen,,, if sending us all million dollar checks to end poverty is called a scam,,,, then explain to me how spending trillions on government programs is not!!!!

Blah, don't let the cat out of the bag. Damned near everything that government does is a scam. You know it, I know it, the wall knows it. But it's a necessary illusion. Or so the sheeple think.

Infidel Castrate wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Red Square wrote:

And Pinkie, I hope this doesn't ruin the nightly "spooning in the White House" fantasies for you.

On the contrary, Red Square, it makes me wish I could be a cultured European leader! Imagine! Being able to stand directly behind Obama, my soft, doughy body flush against the hard, warm length of his. His fine, firm buttocks cradled between my hips as I press my breasts beneath his shoulder blades and lean my chin, perhaps my whole cheek, on the fine Italian silk covering that broad shoulder. I could wrap my arms around him till my hands meet over the thudding of his great, good heart that beats with the steady rhythm of Hope and Change. And I would stand on tiptoe to whisper in his ear, "Ohh-bama . . . give me your Stimulus Package. All of it. Now!"

I tell you, it's too hard to resist.

Ummmm, thanks be to the Messiah One for COLD COLD showers here in the Gulag. Even the saltpeter they put in the food here is not enough to curb my liberal libido after reading such filth. In fact, I found it so vile and disgusting I had to read it FIVE times.

Not to fear, Comrade Castrate. From what I understand the One was 'too tired' to provide be of much service, so that should help alleviate your concern over any possible vile acts being performed .

After all, even a Messiah, must catch up on his beauty sleep after dealing with the burden of so many domestic & pesky worldly tasks heaped upon his desk. It must have put additional strain on him to have to think of sending an aide down to the local Blockbuster and pick up the most generous gift of the DVD box set for this interloper from across the pond!

If His O'liness grows tired of his messianic duties to fill the world with sunshine he can always call in Mr. Clinton, who has never had a problem. They can together channel the ghost of JFK.

I just received this email. It's probably old, but it conveys the timeless truth about merciless corporate exploitation at the workplace, aggravated by sexism regardless of the worker's gender. Besides, it fits nicely with all the other innuendo.

--------------------------------------------------
Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle!

Enjoy the New Year
Sincerely, The Management

Damn management and their raping of the People! Only the managers in GOVERNMENT may rape the People! Bastards!

Meow, if I were you, I'd watch the skies the next time that you open your copy of <i>Das Kapital</i> or the odd federal title code, if you can tell the difference. Saying "rape" and "government" in the same breath is committing the same sort of <i>faux pas</i> saying "shit" and "stink" in the same breath.

One just doe <i>not</i> mention the obvious in a Progressive World.

Does the program also allow employees who have not been RAPED, SHAFTED, SHITTED, or SCREWED to benefit from the PAWNED (personal annuity with no extra deductions) program?

Rex, when the smoke clears all you'll be left with is a lot of high-sounding words and a handful of acronyms. Notice that your money is not in this list.

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration said Friday that it is abandoning one of Ex-President George W. Bush's key phrases in the war on terrorism: "enemy combatant". Now Obama will use the term "Fellow America-Hating Jihadists" or "My Brothers" as the situation dictates.



All Hail TheOne

Off karaKTER.
Isn't it sad how the Liberals treat the American Military and the reasons for their existence?

niHil wrote:WASHINGTON – The Obama administration said Friday that it is abandoning one of Ex-President George W. Bush's key phrases in the war on terrorism: "enemy combatant". Now Obama will use the term "Fellow America-Hating Jihadists" or "My Brothers" as the situation dictates.

That should be filed under Laika on the hight hand pane! Very nice.

Comrade Meatshield wrote:

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Question though, does it come with a free George Foreman grill?

Why, Comrade? Aren't boiled and pickled beets enough variety for you? Now do you want decadent grilled beets?

Comrades Meatshield and Snoogie Woogums,

Report immediately to the People's Hell's Kitchen(tm), (and Hell really is my kitchen) for duty! Tell Wolgang Pup, my sous chef, that I want to test your collective skills in the kitchen for possible promotion from the beet fields. You may both bring your shovels, as there are many...ahem...shovel-ready projects at the kitchen. (BTW- where's my stimulus money for improvments to this dump, anyway???)

I will check back with Wolfgang to see how the two of you fared.......until then, NO grilled beets, comprende'?

Once this kind of whiny entitlement crap starts, the next thing you know, the stupid proles will want bread with their water, or Stalin forbid....meat with their meals....and this certainly will not happen on my watch!

Che, while I certainly agree with the umbrage that you've taken, let me suggest a middle ground.

Let's encourage entitlement but use the classic bait-and-switch. "You deserve filet mignon!"

And give them People's Tasty Crème shaped like the steak.

"You deserve an accountable government!"

And we give them SOBama's government.

WASHINGTON – Turning more upbeat, President Barack Obama said Friday his administration is working to create a "post-bubble" model for solid economic growth once the recession ends. He said that means the days of overheated housing markets and [HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff]"people maxing out on their credit cards" are over.[/HIGHLIGHT]


So is TheOne now going to mandate what percentage of our credit card limit we are allowed to use? Is the government going to regulate the real estate market to make it equal? Are we even going to be allowed to own private property?

All Hail TheOne

niHil, we are going to be told what to do in <i>everything</i>, because He loves us.

There is nothing that His O'liness does not know.

And we may rest assured that he will tell us right, for in the words of Thomas Sowell, he has the confidence of someone who has never accomplished anything.

He is, first and foremost, the first victim of affirmative action because even with his good looks and intelligence and suavity, he would never have gotten this far had he been anything other than black. A member of any other group would have been asked harder questions.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:niHil, we are going to be told what to do in <i>everything</i>, because He loves us.

There is nothing that His O'liness does not know.

And we may rest assured that he will tell us right, for in the words of Thomas Sowell, he has the confidence of someone who has never accomplished anything.

He is, first and foremost, the first victim of affirmative action because even with his good looks and intelligence and suavity, he would never have gotten this far had he been anything other than black. A member of any other group would have been asked harder questions.

Commissar Theocritus,
Your words copied and pasted, printed on papyrus wrapped in goat skin, cocooned in clay jars and placed huge a PeoplesCube buried in secrecy in a place call Nag Hamedi for some future generation who might survive despite Faith Hope and Change.

Perhaps scholars will trouble themselves over the musings of disciples with strange names known as Commissar Theocritus, Red Square, Latka, The Space Dog, Marshal Pupovich, Premiere Betty....and where does one stop?

The one thing I do know is The Messiah's stimulus is not enlarging my economy, my manness, my wallet or my hopes, for change.
Faith does remain....now where did my shovel go?

If The O'bama Camp tried to one up The Red Square....




All Hail TheOne

I see that the One has managed to scare oil companies offshore--Swiss cantons have the right to set their own tax policy and Zug is cleaning up.

I can hardly wait for ExxonMobil to leave America. This will render us utterly captive to the middle east in energy, which is what we should be as we proceed in goosestep into the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm).

Just posted this in Caption Competition - but it obviously belongs on this thread as well.


Perhaps we'll have to wait until Bill O'Rilley's body language expert explains what these gestures are really telling us.

I think if you reversed them (putting MO on the left and Condi on the right) it would be like that old MAD magazine shtick "the glowing fantasy; the grim reality"

I have had to quit saying the phrase "stimulus package"; here at the Rancho that gets a certain person entirely to worked up.

niHil wrote:If The O'bama Camp tried to one up The Red Square....




All Hail TheOne

It was most progressive and selfless that our Messiah would take the time to use the WH Bowling Alley, and kind of suprising that he didn't have it demolished for a B-Ball court.
His Eminence told Jay Leno that he practised and bowled a 129 score, then said he bowled like he was in the Special Olympics. It was so kind of him to mention the cause on National TV!
Why there was such a stink about it is baffling??? Everyone knows that the One supports any cause that brings attention to our "special" proles of the Collective!

niHil wrote:If The O'bama Camp tried to one up The Red Square....




All Hail TheOne

Does this have anything to do with "Obama's Nuts"?

I wonder of Michelle got her shoulders by cracking Obama's nuts.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I wonder of Michelle got her shoulders by cracking Obama's nuts.

OOOH! Gutterball.

All of the Balls of the proles are in the gutter. Hmm. Double entendre?
All are equal except those who are not. Those who are equal all have gutter balls because they are not provided any lanes beyond the gutter. That would not be equal.
Is this considered gutter talk?

I'm not sure what this means...

She is holding it.
"It's mine all mine and I am keeping it, He only had one and I got it."
"Hillary eat your heart out, you crack em I snatch em." "It's called control". Heh.

Perhaps. What's this then?

Somebody stop me...

If I were president Obama I would make some utterly tasteless joke about how Michelle was practicing for the special Olympics. Good thing I'm not the president b/c that would be pretty tacky and insensitive!

I see that His O'liness and Her Resentment are in a library. Considering that some of their most ardent supporters are teachers, who unfortunately, when unionized, tend to make me believe that their aim is to <i>keep</i> children from critical thinking, I can only suppose that that is a Potemkin Library.

Red Square wrote:Perhaps. What's this then?

Wanna know where the power is? Heh.

Red Square wrote:Somebody stop me...

He's oblivious that I have it it. Complete control. Heh.

sigh
all I was attempting to convey is with his assbackwards mentality
Spend into prosperity
Tax until rich
Up is down
Right is left
so to O'bama-kun That's A Cube

niHil wrote:sigh
all I was attempting to convey is with his assbackwards mentality
Spend into prosperity
Tax until rich
Up is down
Right is left
so to O'bama-kun That's A Cube

Comrade niHil,
Of course that's what you meant! That's what the party meant too! When is a cube a sphere? When the party says so. When does 2+2=5? When the party says so. When does black equal white? When the party says so. If anyone is still unclear on this concept may I take this opportunity on behalf of the party to refer them to the following instructional video:
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If that isn't enough please refer to People's Party video "Das Leben der Anderen".

I am thinking that instead of crossing arms perhaps we should cross legs.
Humor within the Party is allowed as long as it does not exceed allowable social parameters. Newspeak. Comrade Nihil. Cube=ball w/o chain.
Now be of good cheer, I am told the beet ration will be increased.
Das leben der anderson is Felonious Mopery with intent to gawk.

Guardian of Pravda wrote: Das leben der anderson is Felonious Mopery with intent to gawk.

Thelonious Monkery???

You recall George Stephanopoulos--he took a master's in theology at Oxford. A divine. And considering that he lied, er, fielded questions for Bill Clinton, that would make him Felonious Monk.

The Circle never ends. Yay!

niHil wrote:WASHINGTON – Turning more upbeat, President Barack Obama said Friday his administration is working to create a "post-bubble" model for solid economic growth once the recession ends. He said that means the days of overheated housing markets and [HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff]"people maxing out on their credit cards" are over.[/HIGHLIGHT]

So is TheOne now going to mandate what percentage of our credit card limit we are allowed to use? Is the government going to regulate the real estate market to make it equal? Are we even going to be allowed to own private property?

All Hail TheOne

When do you think this recession ends? I know that the Obama Administration is doing their best to stop this however it is just very difficult.

caramel wrote:When do you think this recession ends? I know that the Obama Administration is doing their best to stop this however it is just very difficult.

"it is just very difficult." Is it? Is it really? And how exactly does the government best end a recession, comrade? This I would like to know b/c the party cannot afford for capitalism to regain its strength. Consequently the party ought to

1. raise taxes,
   
2. invest the people's money in frivolous programs costing several trillion dollars,
   
3. punish big businesses that could reinvigorate the economy,
   
4. agitate investors with unpredictable methods until they are unwilling to put their cash back into the market,
   
5. strangle any growth by passing laws that require excess expenses to preserve the environment,
   
6. promise impossible goodies such as affordable health care,
   
7. wreck foreign confidence by appearing brash and naive abroad,
   
8. continue claiming that everything bad is the fault of our predecessors.

This would be a sure fire way to seal the recession for another 30 years. That good comrade Franklin Roosevelt did this and that recession didn't end until 1954! Thus, whatever good things the president is doing we must thwart him and insist that he adopt the above program in order to secure the downfall of capitalism.

Of course, the party would be far more astute than Mr. Obama and would use the recession to make people think see how much they needed the party; the party would use the recession to keep people impoverished and incapable of rising up; the party would use the recession as a means by which to bring about the social change which heralded the glorious world of next Tuesday. That's what the party would do if it were in charge and not Mr. Obama.

Indeed, Rex. And let's not forget that the Green Gospel must be broadcast 24/7. Schools must all be razed until they are merely propaganda conduits. I have several Harvard friends, highly intelligent, who believe Global Warming because it is in the air. It is the warp and woof of conventional wisdom.

This proves the theory of the Big Lie--tell a whopper enough and people will believe it.

I knew that something like this was coming in the 90s when "fame" and "celebrity" and "notoriety" became nearly synonymous. But especially when "notoriety" lost its negative connotation. Then I knew that the sound-bite culture had won, that critical thinking was murdered by the bon mot or the bon image, if there is such a thing.

Comrades! I'm glad that members of this Party Organ are always happy to rise to the occasion, but this one was as fake as a blow-up doll. It had a spamming link to a French site disguised with white font color. So the purpose here was not to argue, but to airdrop crap in the manner of Pupovich's talent-shitting pigeons.

I removed the link but left the comment for historical reasons.

The wave of spamming attacks is upon us again this season, so I call for all Party members and fellow travelers to be vigilant. The best way to deal with spam is to delete it immediately, before anyone has responded to it - unless it contains a premise for a joke or a meaningful comment, as exemplified here.

My stimulated economy did not last 4 seconds. (:( Extreme sadness)

Isn't there a pill that stimulates one's economy? Although they recommend calling your banker if the stimulation lasts more than a few hours...

I called my banker. He 'hung' up. Still sad.

I called my banker, and when he looked at the size of my economy, he just acted "stuck up" and wouldn't talk to me.

Red Square wrote:Comrades! I'm glad that members of this Party Organ are always happy to rise to the occasion, but this one was as fake as a blow-up doll. It had a spamming link to a French site disguised with white font color. So the purpose here was not to argue, but to airdrop crap in the manner of Pupovich's talent-shitting pigeons.

I removed the link but left the comment for historical reasons.

The wave of spamming attacks is upon us again this season, so I call for all Party members and fellow travelers to be vigilant. The best way to deal with spam is to delete it immediately, before anyone has responded to it - unless it contains a premise for a joke or a meaningful comment, as exemplified here.

Thanks for the heads up on that one, comrade. Unfortunately for me in my party zeal I did not recognize the spamming, but only the ideas. Silly me. I will whack myself with my own shovel before comrade Pinkie has to do it.

alskjd;f ??!!!!!!!!!!!

ow. there. that's over.

AbecedariusRex wrote: Silly me. I will whack myself with my own shovel before comrade Pinkie has to do it.

alskjd;f ??!!!!!!!!!!!

ow. there. that's over.

I DENOUNCE YOU for denying Comrade Pinkie her just due in whacking you with her shovel!

(Also Comrade would you care to purchase more deadly assault shovel with folding handle?)

Colonel 7.62:

What are you doing, trying to sell that shovel to Rex? I want it, and I insist you give it to me! You have the ability, while I have the need plus a lot of friends in ACORN to persuade you if you resist, so hand it over.

It's just what I need! With that handy-dandy folding handle, the shovel should fit easily into my purse, or even my pocket--thus allowing me to wear my tightest jeans without worrying about those unsightly, telltale bulges!

And as long as we're on this subject, let's clear up an old babushkas' tale: Though there's no harm in doing so, whacking yourself with a shovel will not prevent a shovel-whack from Pinkie.

Pinkie, that can be your shovel-derringer. But still I think that you need a proper shovel with at least a five-foot handle. First, this one here might make you get in too close. Can you imagine getting in really close to say Michael Moore with that thing? Of course the serrated edges would be good for carving off some blubber, but still, remember Judges 3: Ehud drew the knife from under his cloak and stabbed it into Eglon, the king of Babylon, and the fat closed over it, and the dirt came out. That's what you get with short shovel.

Also consider how much more moment arm you get with a longer shovel. I think that you need a Texas headache rack for your shovels. And also shovel weights--for that extra oomph.

OOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW!
what about the
"Giant Shovel of Solidarity"?

That should fit handily in the back pocket of your Jordaches.

And are those solar cells on it to make it properly Greenkosher?

We ought to do a liturgy of Green priestcraft. As the French have extenuating circumstances for crimes, so could we. "Not guilty by reason of him throwing an aluminum can in the <i>paper</i> recycling bin."

But on the flip side, we'd have to do away with the proscription against double jeopardy. If someone in say some knuckle-dragging state like Texas was acquitted for the heresy of not believing that the Concho Valley Pupfish was more important than the water supply to the city of San Antonio, then he could be arrested, just like General Pinochet, when he traveled out of the jurisdiction of Texas.

I don't think those are solar panels, doc. That looks like a list of names of victims of Pinkie's shovel-whacking. A memorial of sorts.

Ah. A socialist sort of Vietnam Memorial wall.

I think that we need the Tomb of the Unknown Pinkie Victim, don't you? Those poor horny-handed sons of the soil who will no longer be able to hoe even a row of beets or potatoes in the service of the Motherland.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Colonel 7.62:

What are you doing, trying to sell that shovel to Rex? I want it, and I insist you give it to me! You have the ability, while I have the need plus a lot of friends in ACORN to persuade you if you resist, so hand it over.

It's just what I need! With that handy-dandy folding handle, the shovel should fit easily into my purse, or even my pocket--thus allowing me to wear my tightest jeans without worrying about those unsightly, telltale bulges!

And as long as we're on this subject, let's clear up an old babushkas' tale: Though there's no harm in doing so, whacking yourself with a shovel will not prevent a shovel-whack from Pinkie.

Comrade Pinkie, relax. There are enough small assault shovels to equip ALL Commissars. This of course the Not For The People(TM) Shovel. After all what does a prole need with a small folding shovel with serrated edges?

Uh, to bury slower-running proles?

The serrated edges are great for chopping onions. Not so good on Beets though.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Uh, to bury slower-running proles?

Can we trust proles with small serrated folding shovels? Also how can there be the burying of slower running proles by proles with small shovels? Is that not a form of competition, and inequality?

After all, what law abiding prole needs a military style weapon small shovel with a folding stockhandle and a bayonet lug serrated edges?

There is no sporting purpose for an "assault rifle" folding shovel. Only The Party(TM) should have these tactical shovels.

7.62, at a later date, when you have delivered unto me the Che monsters to eat my nano Jimmy Carter rabbits, I shall instruct you on prole skeet shooting. Then you will understand the glories of having proles bury other proles.

"Pull!"

It seems that the government liked our economy-enlargement product so much that they are now going for the second round. Wow! This is like a subscription service!

I personally think that the Congressmen feel that with every billion spent their peckers get a millimeter longer.

Speaking of that. Did you see Barney Frank and his verbal assault on the RINO Kirk, from Illinois? He kept shouting: You have Senate Envy!! You have Senate Envy!!

I can't find anything on the internet yet about it. The footage was on Fox and Barney kept interrupting the Speaker while the Speaker kept pounding his gavel calling for order. Could it be that these were two queens having a fight right under our noses?

Genosse Pieck wrote:...of course it tastes awful with the bourgeois food products you are using (I will need to report you - how did you acquire them?)

It is best consumed with beets and potatoes, and because of KY's lubricating function, they can be absorbed through either end now(with help from Stimulus Package, in some cases,) cutting mealtimes in half and thus increasing production for the Common Good!

Ha! ha! ha! All you comrades are clueless when it come to fine dining!


I'll send you my personal chef so you can experience what you're missing! ha! ha!
Pass the fava beans!



You want stimulus?
Well, that can be arranged! Ah! ha! ha! ha!

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Ahh! Time for a nice desert!
Have a nice day!


His Excellency President for Life Field Marshal Al Hadji Dr. Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular'

The stimulus works!


And that's why we need a second round!

Leninka wrote:Speaking of that. Did you see Barney Frank and his verbal assault on the RINO Kirk, from Illinois? He kept shouting: You have Senate Envy!! You have Senate Envy!!

I can't find anything on the internet yet about it. The footage was on Fox and Barney kept interrupting the Speaker while the Speaker kept pounding his gavel calling for order. Could it be that these were two queens having a fight right under our noses?

Holy crap!

Jeez. I'd love to see a bitch-slapping fight between them. I'd pay for that. I'd pay a <i>lot</i> for that. Also I'd like to put a fish hook in Bonnie Fwank's upper lip just to prove that he could move it, or that it can be moved.

If more stimulus is needed, will this be big enough?