![]() | NEW YORK - Sept. 24, 2007. It was a pleasant sunny day in New York - just like the one on 9/11 six years ago. Peace activists gathered outside Columbia University to support Iranian President's speech on campus, anticipating a great leap forward towards World Peace™ and a glorious blow to American imperialism. Supporters of international socialism stood side by side with supporters of the international caliphate - against the crowd of Jews and other agents of the international Zionist conspiracy who descended on the corner of Broadway and E 116th Street to oppose Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and steal his oil. |
| Oil-thieving Imperialist: |
| The forces of sweetness and light were represented by the Revolutionary Communist Party, StopWarOnIran.org (listed under the same address and phone number as all the other Ramsey Clark's subversive front groups), The World Can't Wait (Marxists for Instant Gratification) whose Advisory Board includes Lynne Stewart, Gore Vidal, and Howard Zinn (see their anti-Bush sign on the left) ... |
| ...friends of al-buruj.com - a group of nice people whose Jihad-friendly site is adorned with violent fantasies about America's destruction and Noam Chomsky's videos....
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| ...and other Important Intellectuals of our Age. Raising Mr. Silvertongue: No, I'm not a Marine but I wear this shirt so that I can tell people that I was in Iraq and how we are getting our asses kicked over there by freedom fighters. Yeah, it worked on about three people so far but I'm shooting for my fourth this afternoon. |
| There were jolly old ladies whose former adherence to choice and progressive collectivism must have precluded them from having children, and now some of them are working out their neuroses by telling stories about their imaginary sons dying in Iraq and calling radio shows to share their unbearable grief... |
| There was a representative of Sumo Wrestlers Against The Elders of Zion cult who announced in a strong Japanese accent that all evil in this world is the result of a diabolical Jewish conspiracy. Disgruntled Sumo Wrestler: The Jews put man-boob hormone in my sushi, tooth-yellowing agent in my sake, and mind-control substance in my crack! The Jews shall be defeated in a worldwide Wrestling Championship! All your Zion are belong to us! |
| The Al-Buruj people agreed: only Jews would be so wrong-headed as to oppose such great causes as the destruction of Israel and the surrender of the West to Islam. |
| Let's be fair - not all Jews are evil. There is a number of progressive, self-hating Jews who support the annihilation of Israel, who travel to Tehran, and who kiss Ahmadinejad on the mouth (see below). Peace activists can respect that. All the other Jews are, of course, evil. And the numbers of evil Jews at Columbia that day prevailed over the Red Jihad coalition. |
Five minutes among Jewish right-wing warmongers turns a progressive dog into a thoughtcriminal
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| The Zionists in the crowd played their usual mind games, imposing cognitive dissonance on the motorists. "Honk if Bush is a Terrorist" and "$300 Fine if you Honk." Moral choice versus materialism? They should be sued for challenging peace-loving progressives with having two conflicting thoughts at the same time. |
| Idealistic Progressive Activist: |
Do the right-wingers have any idea who they're up against? Let's see...
That's why Ahmadinejad is a friend of peace, while George Bush is an evil warmonger. Other noted fighters for World Peace include Yaser Arafat, Carlos the Jackal, Unabomber, Saddam Hussein, and Joseph Stalin (who organized and financed the first international peace movements). |
| The unifying theme for the progressives at this rally was not as much Iran of which they knew nothing, but a transcendental hatred for Bush. We only wish they had contacted the People's Cube in advance for better and more radical slogans, like...
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| The Neocons had a greater number of signs, no doubt paid for by Rupert Murdoch and Halliburton.
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| The centerpiece of right-wing propaganda was a group of young men from The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property (TFP) with large banners and a bagpipe. This was counter-revolution at its worst. What is TFP if analysed from the correct perspective of the Greater Good™?
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| Representatives of the progressive Religion of Peace promptly confronted these Catholic scoundrels and explained to them the true meaning of Tradition, Family, and Property by repeatedly calling them morons. The TFP guys were guilty of refusing to acknowledge the wonderful advantages of multiculturalist immigration policies set up by Ted Kennedy, including the Diversity Lottery that awarded green cards to anyone in the world simply because they were diverse - especially if they had different ideas about Tradition, Family, and Property - like these supporters of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. |
| Tired of such negativity, Mahmoud's supporters returned to displaying their more positive messages, such as, "May Allah Make A Mushroom Cloud Over 'Israel'!" Claiming that Iran needs nuclear fuel for peaceful purposes while wishing that Allah nuke Israel is the result of the same logic as used by Muslim radicals when they claim that 9/11 was carried out by Zionists and then threaten to do it again. Apparently multiculturalist immigration policies also welcome radically different ideas about logic. |
Now let's put these two images together:

| The Progressives soon joined them in the pen protected by the NYPD from the Zionist aggressors. They might as well started chanting, WHAT DO WE WANT? SHARIA LAW! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! Islam is today's most politically correct religion of choice. Its wild popularity with the Western liberals following the attacks on America has caused the cultural elites to give up Paganism and other progressive cults in favor of Islam. |
| Progressive Peace Activist: |
| A middle-school history teacher enlightens the crowd about the peaceful nature of the Islamic Republic of Iran, maintaining that until 1948 no wars ever occurred on planet Earth and that she never heard of Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, or any Iranian weapons and operatives in Iraq killing Americans. |
| Progressive Democrats and Third World's Anti-Semite Minorities stand side-by-side as they alert the world - and Iran in particular - to be weary of the Joooooos! Carefully monitor them, President Ahmadinejad! Iran needs a good set of Nuremburg Laws before it is too late! Oppressed Third World Minority to the interviewing journalist: Americans better vote for her if they don't want another 9/11 - which was, of course, the work of the Zionists! |
Time for another montage...

| Communist Activist from RevCom: The opportunity to recruit 1.2 billion Muslim supporters is just too good to let go; if that means watching a few million Jews pushed into the sea and drown, it's all for The Greater Good™, wouldn't you say? |
| We are currently working on helping the Muslims to accept our definition of them as an oppressed minority under the umbrella of international Marxism. It works. It really works. |
| Is her burqa worse than her bite? Progressive Unveiled Iranian Female: |
| Other international guests included Borat Sagdiyev and his producer who came to denounce the Zionist-Imperialist entity known as "Israel" on behalf to make benefit for glorious country Kazakhstan. |
The progressive characters above were countered by two right-wing superheroes who were later reported to an ACLU / NLG non-partisan activist and removed for displaying non-Islamic religious "materials" in public view. Their trial is currently pending.
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At the end of this serious event came an unexpected comic relief:
| Smoking the Kosher Herb A group of Yiddish-speaking ultra-orthodox Jewish supporters of Ahmadinejad showed up to advocate for the annihilation of Israel, Islamic Revolution, and Egyptian slavery. It was the same group that attended Iranian Holocaust Conference in 2006.
If they had contacted the People's Cube we'd have given them more effective signs:
One could go on... |
| Up Against The Wall: Pro-Ahmadinejad Jews debate whether to face The Wall and pray, or face outward and wait for their turn to be shot while carrying a sign that says "Judaism dictates Jewish subservience to all nations." |
| Three youths attempt to illustrate the content of their sign by miming "See no evil, Hear no evil, and Speak no evil" while their two compatriots on the left argue whether "speak no evil" is being correctly mimed. |
| Pull My Finger Rabbi Shmuelly ben Simpkopf tells the story of his first meeting with Ahmadinejad: "So, I walked up to him and I said... Mahmoud... Pull my finger... and he did! And then I pulled his finger... and we became good friends." |
The rally had no prominent media icons, so we compensated that by pulling some of the favorite People's Cube cardboard cutouts from the bag - a must-have for all news photographers who want to advance the Greater Good™ by manipulating their audiences.* __________________ * All cutout ideas belong to the International Front for the Liberation of Media Whores JUST TO PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE...
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| Media reporters wasted no time to beat Flat Gareth to all the choice pickings of Hippie pussy. As shown: a reporter chats up a young radical hoping to score for world peace, socialism and someone to make him breakfast in the morning. |
| The media was represented by an Eyewitness News van with blinded windows, a teleprompter with direct feed from Laika the Space Dog, and a great number of shiny objects. |
| But The People's Cube outshone them all. Its predictable certainty of unerring, historically inevitable outcome, is the model for the correct and predictable journalism of our progressive media |
| But then the Cube was stolen from our hands by Zionist Michelle Malkin and we had to retreat to our underground bunker. |
What have we learned?
The main question of the Columbia rally was, of course, "Who's the real threat to World Peace - Mahmoud or George?" Based on what we learned today, the correct answer is, as always, George Bush.

NOTE: All quotes in this reporting are fake but accurate. The photos, however, are real and available in high resolution.
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Not only Michelle Malkin stole the People's Cube, she's now bragging about it on her blog


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I'm really glad nakedness is not part if the radical islam, wacko, leftist, nutcase, jewish WTF'rs and all the other crazies I didn't mention.Comrade Hasan
I think it would be funny to see flat Gareth behind these Muslims.
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a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.
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There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Beezelbob Brown
Any chance of a hi-rez copy? I wanna frame that.Red Square
There were many good pictures I snapped at the rally but couldn't possibly use them all. I'll just post this one, of a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Sea-Bass
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a fragile young woman wearing Israel Defense Forces T-shirt, who remained calm and focused in the midst of the madhouse roaring around her. What was she looking at? The collection of the Islamic Rage Boys on the other side of the police barrier.Red Square
"The Conservative Chicks Are From Venus, The Progressive Chicks Are From Uranus."
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I read and I cried, Comrade Pinkie. This speech deserves its own topic, if you're willing to present it as such on the People's Blog. The collective will supply the illustrations.Red Square


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