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Democrat Agenda: Bleed the Troops
Of course the Democrats' rules of engagement are a lot less restrictive than those of either the Republicans or our Imperialist Crusader troops in Iraq.
Great Stalin's Ghost
Of course the Democrats' rules of engagement are a lot less restrictive than those of either the Republicans or our Imperialist Crusader troops in Iraq.Greetings Fellow Party members! I have arrived from the bowls of the Imperialists Milblogs to the wonders of this site. I great you all with a clasp of my hand and a bottle of Vodka.... Ok... 1/2 a bottle..... would you believe 1/4? Sorry Comrades, the vodka ration is bad this month and I had to drink it for your safety.
Rules of engagement (and rules in themselves) do not apply to the "People's Liberators", aka the Democrats. If rules applied to the elites of the Party(tm)/Democrats, then the counter-revolutionary forces could hold them accountable for underhanded land-deals (done for the good of the People of course), defense lobbying ethics (done, of course to channel funds to deserving Democrats), pork spending, vote-rigging, and deep connections with Islamofascist (opps, I mean Religion of Peace(tm)) supporters like Code Pink/Indymedia/ANSWER.
Our beloved revolution would quickly fall to a Representative Republic ruled by law-abiding, Constitutionally minded citizens!!! The Party(tm) could not allow suck a disaster.
Comrade TankoGrad
Our beloved revolution would quickly fall to a Representative Republic ruled by law-abiding, Constitutionally minded citizens!!! The Party(tm) could not allow suck a disaster.Well said, comrade! It is with great pleasure to welcome you to The People's website.
Did I say "suck a disaster"?? Oh my.... I TOLD you it was bad vodka!!
It must have been cheap Western "Christian Theocrat ™" poison vodka! It is a conspiracy the right wing is blaming on our beloved Chinese brothers. The Western Imperialists are sabotaging proud Chinese slave... uh, I mean patriotic worker products and blaming the benevolent, always providing, never unkind (ever, the Party promises) Chinese Government for said work.
And this bad vodka is making me laugh as I write this post.... Bad Western Imperialist... bad..bad...bad...
It must have been cheap Western "Christian Theocrat ™" poison vodka! It is a conspiracy the right wing is blaming on our beloved Chinese brothers. The Western Imperialists are sabotaging proud Chinese slave... uh, I mean patriotic worker products and blaming the benevolent, always providing, never unkind (ever, the Party promises) Chinese Government for said work.
And this bad vodka is making me laugh as I write this post.... Bad Western Imperialist... bad..bad...bad...
Don't worry Comrade TankoGrad, as a party member, you will now only receive the very best vodka from the finest of the vodka making masses. Welcome aboard, and indulge yourself.
I'd like to remind everyone that I voted against further funding for the troops!! I feel that the troops should have rightfully been added as #4 after we've toppled the evil Bushitler.
Comrade TankoGrad
Did I say "suck a disaster"?? Oh my.... I TOLD you it was bad vodka!!It must have been cheap Western "Christian Theocrat ™" poison vodka! It is a conspiracy the right wing is blaming on our beloved Chinese brothers.
Welcome Comrade! First I must apologize for your unfortunate vodka experience, but I can assure you it was For The PeopleTM. Because Bush lied, as Commissar of Eco Prostitution and Mental Health, I found it necessary to divert your village's potato vodka ration to my province as some of the workers in The People's House of Tension Reduction was reporting that some Party Members who were...er... on a fact finding mission, was dissatisfied with the environmentally friendly brands we were using. So to make up for this shortfall, we had to replace it with some Chi-Com antifre...er... turnip vodka. Had you presented your party card we would of course been able to provide you a better quality drink. You do have your card Comrade? Not to worry, just send a small handling fee to me and I will see if I can cut some "red" tape for you.
TWO DOWN AND ONE TO GO! The Revolution may be failing, but this is a step! The People ™ gave us a mandate to conduct witch hunts!
Commissar Pupovich
I fully understand your reasoning. Ensuring Party Members on missions are taken care of takes precedence. As I am living north of Dearbornistan, I also see the wisdom in taking it from this area, less we offend our Islamic Jihad... um Religion of Peace(tm) followers here. They just do not understand the value of good vodka.
Instead, we are using the Peoples' money (wait... we cannot let the People know that Taxes take away THEIR money so this is hush-hush) to install foot-baths and other Islamic accommodations in our area. We then blame evil capitalist corporations for not giving enough in taxes for other programs!!! And our beloved Socialist governor then goes out and bashes said companies for trying to make a profit after she taxes them!!! We and our totalitarian Islamic friends win!! It is as lovely as the old Soviet breadlines in the coldest of winter!! Unfortunately, companies are leaving Michigan faster than rats fleeing a ship. We though of building a wall to keep them in, but there is no money in the budget after filling all the pork… I mean Party… spending in the State.
We also redoubled our efforts squash any Christian and Jewish displays/sayings/thoughts/anything so as to assist in the "Islamic oppressed minority" so that they may oppress... no... (must choose words carefully with them or they riot... such a lively bunch of bearded kids, really). Hmmm.. So that they may force the Christians/Jews/Hindus/atheists/et al (but do not let the Hindus, atheists, and 'et al' know) to submit to Sharia and trash the Constitution in the name of Multiculturalism!!!
Then the Party can step in and "save" the West with totalitarian socialism!!!! Never mind that most of our followers are to weak, fat, ignorant, and self centered to fight... I mean, really, how did we end up with Rosie, Moore, and Paris Hilton while the “evil conservatives” got 95% of the US Military, most street level police, 90% of talk radio, and those willing to make real sacrifices in selfless service? Good Marx, who picked these teams?
Oh well, we will find a solution for the Party is never wrong! (*if it is, the one who discovers it is sent to Siberia so I can run him over with my tanks!)
Our main issue is that some counter-revolutionaries using forbidden tools such as "independent thought", "logic", and "reason" are pointing to the glaring hypocrisy of the progressives. These dangerous counter-revolutionaries are pointing to such facts as this: While the progressives hem and haw about a supposed Christian Theocracy(tm) taking over the USA, the progressives are actually instituting a totalitarian socialist state where the "state" is "God". They point out that the progressives are engaging in a projectionist effort: stating what the progressives will do openly, but attributing it to "evil conservatives"!! The nerve of these... these people!!! I mean, how dare they use these forbidden tools and ferret out our secret tactics, techniques and procedures! We went through all this effort to create an artificial threat (Christian Theocrats) and they go and pop our balloon!
They further point out that while progressives crush the Jewish-Christian foundations of Western Culture and seek to silence followers of these religions, progressives actively bend over backwards to accommodate Islamists who seek to destroy all that is modern society and these Islamists will gleefully kill the progressives ASAP. These conservatives also display our complete 180 on such issues as "womyns' rights" and "equal opportunity" and "freedom" when it comes to Islamic accommodation and appeasement.
This is dangerous, comrades! These conservatives are a danger to the flock of useful idiots we have cultivated for decades. Our useful idiots, or as we say to their face, "progressives" might also start to think independently and realize that the threat of Islam and a glorious, submissive USA under a socialist queen are a real threat (as opposed to our propaganda which states conservatives are always the sole threat). Now I know that most of our idiot...um, progressive... flock is too indoctrinated to use such forbidden tools, but some might.
These few might also look at the reasons the Party attacked Gonzales, for he attacked the judicial apathy concerning voter fraud (which more and more progressive DNC districts are being indicted for. One in Mississippi this week!). These misled, now "useless" idiots, might wake up from their slumber and, like the sleeping giant ADM Yamamoto warned of, turn on the far left.
We are holding out with the old standbys like calling everyone who disagrees "Hitler" and "NAZI", but the conservatives are less and less afraid of these attacks. I think they hacked the secret database and know that Hitler was a socialist..... Damn them and their cyber warfare experts.
I fully understand your reasoning. Ensuring Party Members on missions are taken care of takes precedence. As I am living north of Dearbornistan, I also see the wisdom in taking it from this area, less we offend our Islamic Jihad... um Religion of Peace(tm) followers here. They just do not understand the value of good vodka.
Instead, we are using the Peoples' money (wait... we cannot let the People know that Taxes take away THEIR money so this is hush-hush) to install foot-baths and other Islamic accommodations in our area. We then blame evil capitalist corporations for not giving enough in taxes for other programs!!! And our beloved Socialist governor then goes out and bashes said companies for trying to make a profit after she taxes them!!! We and our totalitarian Islamic friends win!! It is as lovely as the old Soviet breadlines in the coldest of winter!! Unfortunately, companies are leaving Michigan faster than rats fleeing a ship. We though of building a wall to keep them in, but there is no money in the budget after filling all the pork… I mean Party… spending in the State.
We also redoubled our efforts squash any Christian and Jewish displays/sayings/thoughts/anything so as to assist in the "Islamic oppressed minority" so that they may oppress... no... (must choose words carefully with them or they riot... such a lively bunch of bearded kids, really). Hmmm.. So that they may force the Christians/Jews/Hindus/atheists/et al (but do not let the Hindus, atheists, and 'et al' know) to submit to Sharia and trash the Constitution in the name of Multiculturalism!!!
Then the Party can step in and "save" the West with totalitarian socialism!!!! Never mind that most of our followers are to weak, fat, ignorant, and self centered to fight... I mean, really, how did we end up with Rosie, Moore, and Paris Hilton while the “evil conservatives” got 95% of the US Military, most street level police, 90% of talk radio, and those willing to make real sacrifices in selfless service? Good Marx, who picked these teams?
Oh well, we will find a solution for the Party is never wrong! (*if it is, the one who discovers it is sent to Siberia so I can run him over with my tanks!)
Our main issue is that some counter-revolutionaries using forbidden tools such as "independent thought", "logic", and "reason" are pointing to the glaring hypocrisy of the progressives. These dangerous counter-revolutionaries are pointing to such facts as this: While the progressives hem and haw about a supposed Christian Theocracy(tm) taking over the USA, the progressives are actually instituting a totalitarian socialist state where the "state" is "God". They point out that the progressives are engaging in a projectionist effort: stating what the progressives will do openly, but attributing it to "evil conservatives"!! The nerve of these... these people!!! I mean, how dare they use these forbidden tools and ferret out our secret tactics, techniques and procedures! We went through all this effort to create an artificial threat (Christian Theocrats) and they go and pop our balloon!
They further point out that while progressives crush the Jewish-Christian foundations of Western Culture and seek to silence followers of these religions, progressives actively bend over backwards to accommodate Islamists who seek to destroy all that is modern society and these Islamists will gleefully kill the progressives ASAP. These conservatives also display our complete 180 on such issues as "womyns' rights" and "equal opportunity" and "freedom" when it comes to Islamic accommodation and appeasement.
This is dangerous, comrades! These conservatives are a danger to the flock of useful idiots we have cultivated for decades. Our useful idiots, or as we say to their face, "progressives" might also start to think independently and realize that the threat of Islam and a glorious, submissive USA under a socialist queen are a real threat (as opposed to our propaganda which states conservatives are always the sole threat). Now I know that most of our idiot...um, progressive... flock is too indoctrinated to use such forbidden tools, but some might.
These few might also look at the reasons the Party attacked Gonzales, for he attacked the judicial apathy concerning voter fraud (which more and more progressive DNC districts are being indicted for. One in Mississippi this week!). These misled, now "useless" idiots, might wake up from their slumber and, like the sleeping giant ADM Yamamoto warned of, turn on the far left.
We are holding out with the old standbys like calling everyone who disagrees "Hitler" and "NAZI", but the conservatives are less and less afraid of these attacks. I think they hacked the secret database and know that Hitler was a socialist..... Damn them and their cyber warfare experts.
Just wait a Marxdamn minute! In 72 Virgins Heaven's name, I don't see Cheney's evil name on the more important list. Shall I call the Mime and complain? Somebody needs to sharpen their shovel!
And Condi Rice. Shouldn't her name be on that list, too?
You male some wise and thoughtful observations Comrade Tankograd. But while we must remain of constant vigil for the reasons you have given, be of good cheer! Things are not nearly so gloomy for the Party and Progressive Thought. For instance, while as you say, the radio is dominated by Bush lie deniers, insane right wingers etc., we own the TV, Hollywood, and what remains of major newspapers. This combined with our outstanding success in teaching the young minds of mush on our state schools, the value of good Socialist values and a history that began with the day they were born and malleable so we can change this history to meet our needs, we need not worry about losing most of these minds, at least till they are in their late 30's or 40's, or otherwise begin to discover the true cost of our socialist paradise.
We have even made great strides in the very heart of their false religion behind which they hide, All we need do is continue to encourage the idea that their God loves everyone and so doesn't care about what minor infractions they may make. Even those who do not fall for such false religious beliefs all we need do is to continue encouraging everyone that if it feels good, it is good, and the classic "why can't we all just get along." Oh, that is one of my personal favorites, and it's a great rallying call for interpersonal and interspecies communications, and for our foreign policy! Lets play another verse of Kumbahyah comrades! At all costs, we must continue to enforce the idea that there is no absolute good or evil, right or wrong, in this world. It is all shades of gray. All belief systems are equally valid. In that manner we can argue that we were morally correct to steal if we had a need for something.
Yes, while we must remain vigilant, don't forget the huge strides we have made these past 50 years in particular. For an undisciplined society will soon fall from within, and then they will find out what true discipline is all about comrade!
We have even made great strides in the very heart of their false religion behind which they hide, All we need do is continue to encourage the idea that their God loves everyone and so doesn't care about what minor infractions they may make. Even those who do not fall for such false religious beliefs all we need do is to continue encouraging everyone that if it feels good, it is good, and the classic "why can't we all just get along." Oh, that is one of my personal favorites, and it's a great rallying call for interpersonal and interspecies communications, and for our foreign policy! Lets play another verse of Kumbahyah comrades! At all costs, we must continue to enforce the idea that there is no absolute good or evil, right or wrong, in this world. It is all shades of gray. All belief systems are equally valid. In that manner we can argue that we were morally correct to steal if we had a need for something.
Yes, while we must remain vigilant, don't forget the huge strides we have made these past 50 years in particular. For an undisciplined society will soon fall from within, and then they will find out what true discipline is all about comrade!
That is strange. Al Qaeda also has the agenda too. I think we should sue for plagiarism.
Comrade Hasan
That is strange. Al Qaeda also has the agenda too. I think we should sue for plagiarism.Comrade, that is not advisable as the progressives own all the trial lawyers (or is it the other way around, I forget). They would counter-sue just so Comrade Edwards could keep his hair style of the week.
It is best to understand that the Islamists and the progressives share the same outward goals and leave it at that. Suing would cause our useful idiots to question the fact we support the Islamists who want to slaughter them. We would not want ACT/ACORN/NION/ANSWER and the rest of the sheep to realize the truth...yet.
Comrade TankoGrad
We would not want ACT/ACORN/NION/ANSWER and the rest of the sheep to realize the truth...yet.Easy there Tanko, the truth is the truth as the party defines it. As in,
"Nancy has always worn a "Traditional Head Scarf", or
Hillary: I don't know hsu you are talking about."
I think you meant to say "it is not the truth...yet." Correct?(!)
Red Bubba,
I stand corrected. I lapsed and failed to use proper doublespeak in the forum.
Perhaps a better way would have been to say "We would not want ACT/ACORN/NION/ANSWER and the rest of the sheep to realize reality...yet." For after the Party has disarmed the evil conservatives and castrated the US Military, the sheep... I mean progressives will be unable to do anything about "reality" and must only accept the Party "truth". Reality and truth being two different things.
The glorious Party can then go in and claim any disarmed kulak spouting reality is a Islamophobe/Homophobe/rascist/nutcase and shout down reality with the Party Truth. Without means of self defense, the conservatives will be forced to bow to the Party "truth", or face our armed enforcers. Our indoctrination centers (universities and public schools) already practice forms of such enlightened "reality control".
I stand corrected. I lapsed and failed to use proper doublespeak in the forum.
Perhaps a better way would have been to say "We would not want ACT/ACORN/NION/ANSWER and the rest of the sheep to realize reality...yet." For after the Party has disarmed the evil conservatives and castrated the US Military, the sheep... I mean progressives will be unable to do anything about "reality" and must only accept the Party "truth". Reality and truth being two different things.
The glorious Party can then go in and claim any disarmed kulak spouting reality is a Islamophobe/Homophobe/rascist/nutcase and shout down reality with the Party Truth. Without means of self defense, the conservatives will be forced to bow to the Party "truth", or face our armed enforcers. Our indoctrination centers (universities and public schools) already practice forms of such enlightened "reality control".
Commissar Pupovich,
Thank you for your words of encouragement. I see from the link below that all is not lost. Even when faced with reality, our useful idiots/progressives at Daily Kos shout down Party members who dare stray from the "Party Truth" and attempt to use reason.
http://michellemalkin.com/2007/08/28/th ... ian-baird/
Progressive Sheeple Jan Lustig said the following to Dem Congressman Brian Baird (who criminally engaged in "individualthink" and wrote an op-ed praising the Zionist/Christian Crusader attack into what was Peaceful Socialist Iraq):
“We don’t care what your convictions are,... You are here to represent us.”
By "us", of course, the progressive means "the Party/ Party Truth" (verses reality). Thus all is not lost. Even when thousands of US Soldiers, multiple independent journalists (ala Micheal Yon), and thousands of Iraqis all state the the US efforts are just and good, these dedicated progressives are able to shun reality and maintain their grasp of "Party Truth".
I will sleep better in my Dacha tonight.
Real progressives must stop reading at this point....
///Off Character... I does boil my blood as an active duty US Soldier that these leftist fools still believe this is a "war for oil", that Iraq was EVER peaceful and stable under Saddam, and all the other crap they spew. I just returned a few months ago and will go back sometime soon. I saw what the Congressman saw. Murtha and Pelosi came while I was there, but they never left the embassy. Iraq operations would probably be already be OVER but for the left sending support (moral and material) to the terrorists just as the left did with North Vietnam. Terrorists who will gleefully kill all the leftists when they get the chance. Terrorists who have no intention of ever sharing power in their global caliphate..... Yet these leftist fools continue to blindly follow the progressive lemmings right off the cliff while stabbing those who would protect them in the back....////On Character
My apologies for that internet interruption. An evil conservative US Army M1 tanker at Free Republic rode onto my comment and added reality in his attempt to corrupt "Party Truth". I despise the hated American M1 MBT... It ruins the paint on my beloved T-55/62/72/80/90/94 tanks (and also their gun tubes, crew compartments, armor plating, ammunition.... basically it turns beloved Soviet machines of Totalitarian Socialism... I mean liberation into swiss cheese).
Thank you for your words of encouragement. I see from the link below that all is not lost. Even when faced with reality, our useful idiots/progressives at Daily Kos shout down Party members who dare stray from the "Party Truth" and attempt to use reason.
http://michellemalkin.com/2007/08/28/th ... ian-baird/
Progressive Sheeple Jan Lustig said the following to Dem Congressman Brian Baird (who criminally engaged in "individualthink" and wrote an op-ed praising the Zionist/Christian Crusader attack into what was Peaceful Socialist Iraq):
“We don’t care what your convictions are,... You are here to represent us.”
By "us", of course, the progressive means "the Party/ Party Truth" (verses reality). Thus all is not lost. Even when thousands of US Soldiers, multiple independent journalists (ala Micheal Yon), and thousands of Iraqis all state the the US efforts are just and good, these dedicated progressives are able to shun reality and maintain their grasp of "Party Truth".
I will sleep better in my Dacha tonight.
Real progressives must stop reading at this point....
///Off Character... I does boil my blood as an active duty US Soldier that these leftist fools still believe this is a "war for oil", that Iraq was EVER peaceful and stable under Saddam, and all the other crap they spew. I just returned a few months ago and will go back sometime soon. I saw what the Congressman saw. Murtha and Pelosi came while I was there, but they never left the embassy. Iraq operations would probably be already be OVER but for the left sending support (moral and material) to the terrorists just as the left did with North Vietnam. Terrorists who will gleefully kill all the leftists when they get the chance. Terrorists who have no intention of ever sharing power in their global caliphate..... Yet these leftist fools continue to blindly follow the progressive lemmings right off the cliff while stabbing those who would protect them in the back....////On Character
My apologies for that internet interruption. An evil conservative US Army M1 tanker at Free Republic rode onto my comment and added reality in his attempt to corrupt "Party Truth". I despise the hated American M1 MBT... It ruins the paint on my beloved T-55/62/72/80/90/94 tanks (and also their gun tubes, crew compartments, armor plating, ammunition.... basically it turns beloved Soviet machines of Totalitarian Socialism... I mean liberation into swiss cheese).
I was informed this morning that the lead picture in this topic has made it to the Dvorak Uncensored website, which is "read by hardcore computer users everywhere."
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13413#comments
It must be a well-visited site since their number of comments under this picture so far exceeds the number of comments in this thread. It has obviously touched a nerve.
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13413#comments
It must be a well-visited site since their number of comments under this picture so far exceeds the number of comments in this thread. It has obviously touched a nerve.
Red Square
I was informed this morning that the lead picture in this topic has made it to the Dvorak Uncensored website, which is "read by hardcore computer users everywhere."From what I seen then, hardcore computer users (at least those that visit that site and comment on it) are mostly idiots, I mean, are very fine useful idiots.
I think that's a side effect from spending more time on the computer than with living creatures.
Comrade TankoGrad
Progressive Sheeple Jan Lustig said the following to Dem Congressman Brian Baird (who criminally engaged in "individualthink" and wrote an op-ed praising the Zionist/Christian Crusader attack into what was Peaceful Socialist Iraq):“We don’t care what your convictions are,... You are here to represent us.”
///Off Character... I does boil my blood as an active duty US Soldier that these leftist fools still believe this is a "war for oil", that Iraq was EVER peaceful and stable under Saddam, and all the other crap they spew. I just returned a few months ago and will go back sometime soon. I saw what the Congressman saw. Murtha and Pelosi came while I was there, but they never left the embassy. Iraq operations would probably be already be OVER but for the left sending support (moral and material) to the terrorists just as the left did with North Vietnam. Terrorists who will gleefully kill all the leftists when they get the chance. Terrorists who have no intention of ever sharing power in their global caliphate..... Yet these leftist fools continue to blindly follow the progressive lemmings right off the cliff while stabbing those who would protect them in the back....////On Character
First off, even "on character," a wise man will recognize and appreciate the valor, courage, dedication, and skill of his battlefield enemy da?
OFF CHARACTER ON TOP OF MY DOGHOUSE SPEAKING TRUTHFULLY - I know everyone here, except perhaps some trolls, are all most thankful for all that you and your fellow soldiers have done and will continue to do, and we wish you success, and a safe return from your next tour. I really am in awe of our men and women in uniform.
I feel the very same as you. I personally believe that the only real enemy we must fear lies not over seas, it is right here in the US hiding behind their First Amendment. It absolutely amazes me when we have had Bin Laden, Zwahirri (the real brains and who should be our #1 target), et al, have openly stated their strategy and plans, that all they need to do is bloody the US and we will run; and and the mush for brains young people, the former hippies and Vietnam war protesters in ecstasy re-living their "glory days," the ever so self righteous media, a mixture of the spineless and treasonous in Washington DC, and most likely jihiadists who have infiltrated and perhaps even nation/state agents, are doing everything in their power to prove them right. We would be far better off if they were only providing money and weapons to the enemies overseas, but no, they are giving them a far more powerful weapon for support. As Pogo famously said "We have met the enemy, and he is us." I don't want to sound cold, and I am likely to be slammed, but frankly, when we get hit again in another 9/11 style attack, and we will be, you won't see me putting up any of those ribbons, or crying "how could this have happened," the answer is clear. Frankly, considering the way a significant portion of my fellow country men have behaved, I feel that we will have brought it on ourselves. Frankly, I have to wonder if this country is even worth the sacrifice that our servicemen have made. I hope I am wrong, and this country is not beyond redemption, but I have to wonder at this stage. I could go on and on, but I have done enough damage. Again, THANK YOU!
Premier Betty
I think that's a side effect from spending more time on the computer than with living creatures.They will have plenty of time to spend with living creatures when our glorious revolution comes.... We will need pig herders.
And poodle farmers.
Well, being new here I'm still way off whatever my character is, as I'm fresh off the collective farm, eager to be dazzled by the flickering lights, onion domes and long winding lines for goods and services that make up glorious Gay Muscovy. So I trust I can plead simple bucolic innocence when I say to Comrade TankoGrad: Thank you, God bless and God speed.
And if the Party isn't moved by my simple bucolic innocence, then surely I can avoid re-education by blaming Bush. (Hey, it worked when I was caught with an extra ration of vodka!)
And if the Party isn't moved by my simple bucolic innocence, then surely I can avoid re-education by blaming Bush. (Hey, it worked when I was caught with an extra ration of vodka!)
Pinkie
Well, being new here I'm still way off whatever my character is, as I'm fresh off the collective farm, eager to be dazzled by the flickering lights, onion domes and long winding lines for goods and services that make up glorious Gay Muscovy. So I trust I can plead simple bucolic innocence when I say to Comrade TankoGrad: Thank you, God bless and God speed.And if the Party isn't moved by my simple bucolic innocence, then surely I can avoid re-education by blaming Bush. (Hey, it worked when I was caught with an extra ration of vodka!)
This Commissar believes that you will do well, and believe me, if the lights from the flickering domes do not dazzle you, you can be certain the lights of my "study" in Dzerzhinsky Square will dazzle you indeed! We even have a long winding line of others there so you will feel right at home. However, since you have invoked the magic mantra of blaming Bush, I do believe that we can do something about that "bucolic innocence" of yours that is only holding you back! Break free of innocence Comarade! For the Party is wise, compassionate to it's members, and our lines are much shorter. Of course for a minor remittance to me, I am sure I can hasten your acquisition of your party card. You love to,... the Party da?
Commissar Pupovich
As Pogo famously said "We have met the enemy, and he is us." I don't want to sound cold, and I am likely to be slammed, but frankly, when we get hit again in another 9/11 style attack, and we will be, you won't see me putting up any of those ribbons, or crying "how could this have happened," the answer is clear. Frankly, considering the way a significant portion of my fellow country men have behaved, I feel that we will have brought it on ourselves. Frankly, I have to wonder if this country is even worth the sacrifice that our servicemen have made. I hope I am wrong, and this country is not beyond redemption, but I have to wonder at this stage. I could go on and on, but I have done enough damage. Again, THANK YOU!I find no fault in your reasoning. If another major attack like 9-11-01 succeeds (many have been foiled, but some smaller "independent jihad" attacks still happened), the left will gleefully blame everything American, Jewish/Christian, and Western for it. All the time they will shed fake tears between blaming Bush and ironically demanding the government "do something". They will call for us to "understand the terrorists" while studiously ignoring WHAT said terrorists are actually saying and have been saying since the 7th century.
The left will call for more "Hate crime" laws to "protect innocent muslims" and will demand that we not imprison terrorists or track thier phone calls (profiling and wire-tapping is only allowed if used against conservatives). Then, no matter if the attack is done with box-cutters, chemical weapons, or backpack nukes, the left will demand MORE gun bans (as they did after 9-11) and move to instill a REAL police state.
All the while the Islamics will sit back and openly laugh at the left's stupidity and wonder at the "progressives" ability to not see the threat which not only identifies itself, but loudly calls for the destruction of all the left supposedly holds dear. All the while the Islamists will sharpen their knives in preparation for the next attack.
That said, I will continue to do my duty, and when deployed I will still write here as I do at Soldiersmind, Tankerbrothers, and FreeRepublic. I will also continue to point out the lies of the media (I supposedly 'died' several times due to attacks on the IZ... Attacks that never occured, or if they did were near misses and duds). I fight for what is good in the USA, despite what the progressives think about and do to it. I fight for my wife and two young boys so they may grow up in a free country and not face a twin nightmare of a Socialist dicatatorship (for the Common Good of course) or an Islamic Caliphate (ruled for the Imams' 'good').
You did no damage here. I came back to the USA and screamed at the TV for weeks wondering what plain of "reality" the MSM and left gets their views from. I sit and listen to leftists call for armed revolution and forceful silencing of anyone who opposes them (yet they call this "freedom".... Orwell was 20 times the profit Muhammed was) and wonder when these idiots will fire the first shot and if anyone will care. I see websites detailing the left like this one, zombietime.com, and the MILBLOGs. I see the leftists, who accuse Bush of being Hitler while they hold signs stating "kill the Jews". I see them, when they freely and often violently protest, calling America a "police state" as they call for the imposition of an actual police state, but under leftist control.
I see this and am disgusted and angered.
Then I come here, let off steam, and can continue!!
Pinkie
Well, being new here I'm still way off whatever my character is, as I'm fresh off the collective farm, eager to be dazzled by the flickering lights, onion domes and long winding lines for goods and services that make up glorious Gay Muscovy. So I trust I can plead simple bucolic innocence when I say to Comrade TankoGrad: Thank you, God bless and God speed.And if the Party isn't moved by my simple bucolic innocence, then surely I can avoid re-education by blaming Bush. (Hey, it worked when I was caught with an extra ration of vodka!)
Pinkie,
I understand your confusion and applaud your invocation of Blame Bush for it is his fault you are confused. My glorious account has been hacked by an "evil conservative"™ Imperialist American tank officer. He enjoys blowing up proud Soviet death machines as we exterminate those who believe in limited government and individual rights/responisibilities... um, I mean "proud Soviet liberation machines as we distribute Party Truth to those willing to accept the wonders of the socialist utopia." He even helped train others to do it!! Such gaul!
This evil conservative, who like a vast almost total majority of the imperialist US Military, probably voted Republican since he was 18. My only salvation is that he is getting older and has moved from commanding those hated tanks to helping create them. I too moved to Tankograd to counter my nemisis and provide targets for the US Military... I mean new designs to crush these evil capitalist dogs.
Enjoy the glittering domes and beloved lines for goods from the State Stores Pinko! Commissar Pupovich will guide you along the correct (Party authorized) path. Your are in good hands... er paws.. with the Commissar!
Tanko, many thanks for infiltrating the evil forces of individualism.
We all must continue the struggle to convince the masses that the State knows best, capitalism is evil, depravity is diversity, jihad is a form of yoga [even evil Ron Paul buys that one], etc.
We all must continue the struggle to convince the masses that the State knows best, capitalism is evil, depravity is diversity, jihad is a form of yoga [even evil Ron Paul buys that one], etc.
This is what I like about our useful idiots in the Democratic Party. If "Truth in Advertising" laws applied, the Dems 2008 campaign slogan should be "Keeping America Weak for Tomorrow".
As we now have the other group of useful idiots, the Hollywood hard-left celebs, spewing that Bu$hitler is the "real" terrorist instead of saying the Islamofascists jihadists are the "real" terrorists, isn't it time we have Comrade Katie Couric announce that "The war in Iraq is lost."?
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As we now have the other group of useful idiots, the Hollywood hard-left celebs, spewing that Bu$hitler is the "real" terrorist instead of saying the Islamofascists jihadists are the "real" terrorists, isn't it time we have Comrade Katie Couric announce that "The war in Iraq is lost."?
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Comrade TankoGrad
I find no fault in your reasoning. If another major attack like 9-11-01 succeeds (many have been foiled, but some smaller "independent jihad" attacks still happened), the left will gleefully blame everything American, Jewish/Christian, and Western for it. All the time they will shed fake tears between blaming Bush and ironically demanding the government "do something". They will call for us to "understand the terrorists" while studiously ignoring WHAT said terrorists are actually saying and have been saying since the 7th century.Ah, then let me go a bit more OFF CHARACTER and hop on my doghouse again... This garbage about wiretapping etc kills me. They act so surprised, as if most half way informed people had never heard of Echelon. Hell, how many movies have we seen, Patriot Games comes to mind, where the CIA or NSA is shown with computers that search the electronic waves for certain key words or phrases? The pictures of these listening posts in England, the big white domes, have been out for years and years. Just where do people get the idea that a phone call that ends or begins overseas has an expectation of privacy? Let's say the US does not listen in, what is to prevent the country on the other end from doing so? Only a fool would think these overseas communications are sacrosanct. Egads, don't they know we once had submarines go into Soviet national waters to tap into their phone lines? Frankly, I have no problems with this. Now I would say this, I do think that the ONLY information that they should be allowed to share or act on is info regarding potential terrorism or the ordinary national security concerns, espionage etc. As far as I am concerned, even if they hear someone admit they know who killed Hoffa and where he is buried, or identify a child molestor or murderer, even that info should be verboten to share with civil law agencies unless they had obtained a prior warrent from a civil judge. But as far as terrorist activity, I trust them completely.
Comrade TankoGrad
Greetings Fellow Party members! I have arrived from the bowls of the Imperialists Milblogs to the wonders of this site. I great you all with a clasp of my hand and a bottle of Vodka.... Ok... 1/2 a bottle..... would you believe 1/4? Sorry Comrades, the vodka ration is bad this month and I had to drink it for your safety.Comrade TankoGrad!
I know I speak for all Party members when I say thank you for protecting us from the evil Vodka.
Do you really live in Dearbornostan? I live in Plymouthostan, not a very progressive place....but I work in Ann Arborgrad.
I am assigned in Warrengrad and live near the River named after the future "President for Life" of America, Hillary Clinton, in the township of the same name. So about 20 minutes from Dearbornistan. When I drive home in uniform, it almost causes the masses of Party loyalists (this IS a very "progressive" area) to crash their carbon producing death engines, aka cars. The shock they have as they pass me and then look over causes them whiplash and almost makes me laugh.
Not 'funny haha' laugh, just a tired, 'not this again' laugh.
Plymouth is not progressive at all.. I passed though there on my way to visit my mother north of Battle Creek (also not a progressive area). The Party's solution for this is to have the political machines in Detroit and Grand Rapids erase all of the *evil conservative* votes in the non-citied areas. The university towns also assist in this by silencing conservative gatherings and thoughts in true Party fashion! This way, the large sucking sound which is Detroit can still get a loin's share of the state budget!!
Not 'funny haha' laugh, just a tired, 'not this again' laugh.
Plymouth is not progressive at all.. I passed though there on my way to visit my mother north of Battle Creek (also not a progressive area). The Party's solution for this is to have the political machines in Detroit and Grand Rapids erase all of the *evil conservative* votes in the non-citied areas. The university towns also assist in this by silencing conservative gatherings and thoughts in true Party fashion! This way, the large sucking sound which is Detroit can still get a loin's share of the state budget!!
Commissar Pupovich
You and I are in complete agreement. I also note that on the ACLU page, all mentions of 1990s Echelon have been removed as if they were never there....
The "Ministry of Truth" at work....
You and I are in complete agreement. I also note that on the ACLU page, all mentions of 1990s Echelon have been removed as if they were never there....
The "Ministry of Truth" at work....
The fact that most of these systems have been used for many years does not bother them, the only naturally worry because now it is the Bushitler that has access.
And that is another scary aspect of a dem president. They WILL profile/monitor, as they did in the 1990s, but they will not profile the clear and present danger of militant Islam. The BATF/FBI Terrorist "profile" in the 1990s paid lipservice to Islamic terrorism, but was more concerned with the way overblown "militia" movements. The left will not fight Islamic terrorists, but will gleefully go after all who oppose their power. FBI "Filegate", IRS "audits", and the multiple other "police state" style actions of president Bill Clinton show this.
Notice how nothing ever came of these militias? Yet we were told over and over that these "dangerous" groups wanted to overthrow the US Government and instill some sort of racist Christian theocracy. The left loves to state the McVeigh was a "milita member", yet he was thrown out of the miltiias long before he wrote his paper in support of Saddam, and long before he contacted a member of Saddam's terrorism unit and planned the Oaklahoma City attack. Even today, the left hems and haws about this. Yet it is the LEFT that is openly calling for a violent overthrow of the US government and the inprisionment/"re-education"/erradication of all who oppose them.
Projection at its worst.
Notice how nothing ever came of these militias? Yet we were told over and over that these "dangerous" groups wanted to overthrow the US Government and instill some sort of racist Christian theocracy. The left loves to state the McVeigh was a "milita member", yet he was thrown out of the miltiias long before he wrote his paper in support of Saddam, and long before he contacted a member of Saddam's terrorism unit and planned the Oaklahoma City attack. Even today, the left hems and haws about this. Yet it is the LEFT that is openly calling for a violent overthrow of the US government and the inprisionment/"re-education"/erradication of all who oppose them.
Projection at its worst.
Red Square
I was informed this morning that the lead picture in this topic has made it to the Dvorak Uncensored website, which is "read by hardcore computer users everywhere."http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=13413#comments
It must be a well-visited site since their number of comments under this picture so far exceeds the number of comments in this thread. It has obviously touched a nerve.
Red - I suspect that anything this lot reads touches a nerve, including their own posts to each other. They seem to spend more time arguing with each other like little children ("I know you are but what am I?") than they do discussing why they disagree with the evil Cubists in any meaningful or insightful way...
Commissar Pupovich
From what I seen then, hardcore computer users (at least those that visit that site and comment on it) are mostly idiots, I mean, are very fine useful idiots.Uh-huh... this is very good criticism, especially coming from someone who calls themselves "Awake"...
"Consider the source and relax guys.
The Peoples Cube is the equivalent to “the Onion”, full of utterly ridiculous stuff presented to make it plausible.
The above poster would have felt right at home printed in the “World Weekly News” next to “Batboy declared future Chief of Staff by Hillary”
When you see really ridiculous nonsense it is either a joke or the product of such complete ignorance that you can’t help but laugh either way.
Comment by Awake — 8/29/2007 @ 5:43 am"
I can only imagine what quality of critique we'd get if (s)he were asleep... Obviously a produkt of Betty's Publik Skool Sistim... apparently, making something unplausible funny, turns it into something plausible... which would explain my favourite Onion story about the Deathstar Day Care Centre... actually, it explains a lot... Humour as a propaganda tool. I'd like to know what Awake thinks of The Daily Show... do you think (s)he is consistent enough in its criticism of humour as a tool of propagandists to admit that what Jon Stewart presents is in no way 'news', or do you think it conveniently ignores its own criticism and brands the Daily Show as a legitimate, albeit alternative source of news, despite its humour?... I'm not even sure after reading this if laughing at something one disagrees with is a good thing or a bad thing... if something "is either a joke or the product of such complete ignorance that you can’t help but laugh either way" then does ignorance beget plausibility? Does complete ignorance beget complete plausibility? Cause really, when you think about it, that would be really kewl! Just think how much more useful idiots would be!!! And what does Awake have against Batboy anyway? I feel like an oxymoron... I'm so confused... quick... someone laugh...
Oh yeah.... the other comment I noticed in particular was from someone calling themselves Kafka:
"A view from the other side, if it actually has anything to say and is a reasoned argument, is perfectly fine with me. That little graphic was nothing but the same old “but…but…but…but… 9/11!!!!!!!” trash that right wingers have been spouting for years in vain attempts to cover their gross incompetence. It has grown tiresome.
I was simply suggesting that this site have a bit more repect for the intelligence of it’s readers.
k
Comment by kafka — 8/29/2007 @ 5:22 am"
Which confused me, because wasn't the first bombing of the WTC in '93 and wasn't Clinton president then?... or am I just a befuddled Canadian again?... "but...but...but...but...2/26!!!!!!"
... and he's right... my gross incompetence has grown tiresome... however, my joie de vive just woke up from a very nice nap and has the urge to poke my complete ignorance with a pointy stick - a pointy stick that I'll be able to roast marshmallows on afterwards... mmm... marshmallows...
"A view from the other side, if it actually has anything to say and is a reasoned argument, is perfectly fine with me. That little graphic was nothing but the same old “but…but…but…but… 9/11!!!!!!!” trash that right wingers have been spouting for years in vain attempts to cover their gross incompetence. It has grown tiresome.
I was simply suggesting that this site have a bit more repect for the intelligence of it’s readers.
k
Comment by kafka — 8/29/2007 @ 5:22 am"
Which confused me, because wasn't the first bombing of the WTC in '93 and wasn't Clinton president then?... or am I just a befuddled Canadian again?... "but...but...but...but...2/26!!!!!!"
... and he's right... my gross incompetence has grown tiresome... however, my joie de vive just woke up from a very nice nap and has the urge to poke my complete ignorance with a pointy stick - a pointy stick that I'll be able to roast marshmallows on afterwards... mmm... marshmallows...
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