Comrades!

I just scored 630 and now I hear movement outside. They have come to take me away for readjustment.

Yes Comrade Tim, the nice man with the AK47 and the blunt shovel is there to guide you to the Karl Marx Re-education Center. Just relax and do not resist. Soon you will be in touch with your inner comrade and be a useful sheep... prole,

555. Guilt is the key!

Oh comrades, I think I am ashamed to report my guilt level is 615! Hopefully it is not to late to report for reeducation camp.

Comrades,

All my trouble started after I read a smuggled copy of Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman. Now that I have confessed my sins to my handlers. I might only have to stay at the Re-education center for 6 months instead of a year. It's nice to be in a place where all of my thinking is done for me. (What a relief!) All is well here and I am back on the road to guilty bliss.

Comrade Tim the Red, do not fret, for even once you are released from the KMRC, all of your thinking will be done for you still. Why do you think the brave Space Hero dog Laika remains in orbit all of these years? To keep the proper signals going to your tin foil hat of course. Then there is always the Inner Circle to keep your thoughts for you.

I am ready for the gulag with my score of 576. Please tell my family I miss them.

Komrade Mattski wrote:I am ready for the gulag with my score of 576. Please tell my family I miss them.

I am sorry Comrade, but such communications are not allowed until after you are released, provided of course you are. Otherwise. you never existed, you are a non-person.

Also it is well known that Revolutionary Justice(TM) is handed out to the families of thought criminals.

Zdravstvujtye Comrades.

First, I am new here. I have been convicted of many terrible thought crimes but I hope to get even better at it one day.

Second, I am very guilt ridden, but not as badly as many of my comrades. I attained a pitiful 520 score. Please, do not hate me already. I will try harder.

I can only hope that with future visits here that my guilt level will rise and burn as bright as the Sun someday.

Spasibo balshoye.

Do svidaniya!

I scored a 600. I blame the fact that I could not vote for both Ronald Reagan and Ayn Rand.

If allowed multiple answers, I would have scored much higher.

John Galt wrote:If allowed multiple answers, I would have scored much higher.

And you revel in your ThoughtCrime™ Comrade? As the Guilt Czar, I hereby denounce you and proclaim your guilt beyond question. Now you can help yourself by showering in Guilt. Do not take the towel, we are watching them closely.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

John Galt wrote:If allowed multiple answers, I would have scored much higher.

And you revel in your ThoughtCrime™ Comrade? As the Guilt Czar, I hereby denounce you and proclaim your guilt beyond question. Now you can help yourself by showering in Guilt. Do not take the towel, we are watching them closely.

I do not understand guilt. Is that another 'stimulus' program?

One can not be a good socialist without guilt Comrade. Guilt over our victimization under the Bushitler, guilt over man's destruction of the earth, guilt for one being having more wealth than another, guilt that others do not share our level of caring for others.... I could go on and on Comrade.

BTW, Who is John Galt Comrade?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:One can not be a good socialist without guilt Comrade. Guilt over our victimization under the Bushitler, guilt over man's destruction of the earth, guilt for one being having more wealth than another, guilt that others do not share our level of caring for others.... I could go on and on Comrade.

BTW, Who is John Galt Comrade?

John Galt is the man without pain, or fear, or guilt.

John Galt wrote:
John Galt is the man without pain, or fear, or guilt.

A ThoughtCriminal™ in other words?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

John Galt wrote:
John Galt is the man without pain, or fear, or guilt.

A ThoughtCriminal™ in other words?

Ahh, all men have guilt. It is simply a matter of using enough electroshock therapy to find it.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

John Galt wrote:
John Galt is the man without pain, or fear, or guilt.

A ThoughtCriminal™ in other words?

By your standards, I'd say so. And proudly so.

Ahhah! The Chief of the Thought Criminals. Who here feels guilty enough to prosecute him?

I'd like to hear more about that electroshock therapy. And also about those cigarettes with the dollar sign that were obviously not subject to FDA inspection. Perhaps Mr. Galt will finally tell us how he sabotaged the wonderful social experiment at the Twentieth Century Motor Works - the one Obama has chosen to replicate on a national scale. Not guilty, eh?

Red Square wrote:I'd like to hear more about that electroshock therapy. And also about those cigarettes with the dollar sign that were obviously not subject to FDA inspection. Perhaps Mr. Galt will finally tell us how he sabotaged the wonderful social experiment at the Twentieth Century Motor Works - the one Obama has chosen to replicate on a national scale. Not guilty, eh?

I did not need to sabotage the Twentieth Century Motor Works.

I merely allowed those with better 'planning' skills the opportunity to run it according to their rules. Ivy Starnes knew much more than the corporate stooges who were running Twentieth Century when I was there. Much like the current Government Motors Corporation, led by the esteemed Mr. Hussein Obama. Both will end with the same results.

Almost makes you long for the days of the premier luxury automobile, the Trabant, does it not?

Right, comrade? Or do you prefer the inferior Lada?

By the way, did yours have functioning windows? Most I see do not.

280

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I have however reported myself to the DHS in penance.

690!
I am a disgrace to Communist Motherland and belong in re-education facility!
Take my Krink and give me people's shovel!

Komrade Krinkov!

Report to the nearest train station immediately! Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!

470.

But I will improve.
I'll stop using exotic spices like...salt.

I scored a 515 though I think it should have been lower because I also recycle aluminum cans. However that being said, would I get bonus points for using a sword on the burglar?

Oh. My. God. I got 615. How awful is that?

I'm going to go and sit in a darkened room and sob my little eyes out.

Cry Commissar! Cry! Bwahhhhhhhh!

You'll feel so much betta when it's over. All the ones who wronged you, all the ones who victimized you.

I'm crying for you already!

Bwaaaahhhhhhhh!

RR, that score means that I'm the victimizer! I have evil Rethuglican thoughts! I must present myself for re-education at the nearest Jiffi-Lobo. I hope that they can do back-to-back appointments.

Yes Commissar, you are the victim of the Evil Imperialist Empires Kapitalist Indoctrination™, just like all those poor, poor military personnel who fight for the USSA. They've been brainwashed from birth to believe the USSA is somehow worth fighting for, when everybody knows the USSA is a terrorist state and the terrorists Man-Made Disaster Freedom Fighters™ are the real heroes!

Hail Osama!

I blush to say that it's worse. I saw the American flag and I didn't want to spit on it. I didn't want to walk on it. Bill Ayers would be ashamed of me and I really want to live up to Bill Ayers, who so informed Dear O'Leader.

I, of course, scored a perfect -1000 as your Kommander in Chief, in godly form, and Enlightened Leader. I promise to rahm my health care onto the great unwashed. Be patient my flock - it took the Creator 7 days to make the world a beautiful place. I'm still coming into power and will need just a few more days to fix His mistakes. What a glorious celebration we can then have! I, "The Self Annointed" will bask in your praises as I herd you into the internment kamps! Peace through Work!

Yes, I do feel for His O'liness. If God had just gotten it right the first time Dear O'Leader wouldn't have to work nearly as hard, and it would give poor TOTUS a rest too.

Then Lord O and Miss Resentment and their children could spend all their time jetting around the world, shopping, and living the life of Reilly on taxpayer money.

Do you think Miss Resentment would have had to have 22 assistants if God were competent?

685 !
Not Bad. I'll strive for higher.

I take full responsibility for my score of 510... oh, crap! I probably just earned more Guilt Points(TM) for taking responsibility!!

I hereby assign myself extra shovel work ... with no overtime pay of course, because certain union thugs our useful allies don't realize that there won't BE any overtime pay when the Revolution is complete. Everyone will get equal pay; no one will get ahead! No progress is good progress! That's Progressivism(TM)!

Komradka Lenya

Excellent Self Denunciation Komradka Lenya!

We see The Party™ is strong with you, please continue with self assigned extra shovel work, your orientation is going quite well.

Hail Obama!

Thought Criminal #3927349

Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station. Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
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I win, I got 735. Now Im going on a free train ride and vacation. I hope the onboard movie is Dr. Zhivago. They told me I will be staying at the beautiful Lubyanka hotel in downtown Moscow as a guest of Комитет Государственной
Безопасности . I hope we have time to go to the Bolshoi, its only about 4 blocks
from there.

Oh shoot, I can't go...Im in USA and we dont have a Lubyanka here yet do we?
- https://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php ... &aid=12793

Do we?

Dear Comrades,
I fear that with my 640 score I will sent back to Kazakhstan, even though all my worldly possessions have already been confiscated by my community detention center. It is not my fault that I miss George Bush, and that I have always secretly loved cowboys, Texas, and firearms.

I scored 410. Why me?! WHY ME?! HOW DARE YOU GODS OF COLLECTIVISM FOR MAKING ME SO GUILTY OF BEING A KAPITALIST!!! WHHHHHYYYY?!??! After all of these years of worshiping abstraction, this is how you repay me?!??!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I denounce myself!

:::walks to the re-education serf camp:::

Korporal Klegg, are you a comradette? There aren't many here--Lenin n Thingies, Leninka, and Che Gourmet, and of course dear Sister Massively Opiated when she's feeling good. Or by any chance are you a Texas male who likes cowboys himself? At least one of those here too.l

We are equal opportunity here. Your gender and sexuality don't matter as long as you're a nasty, rotten, low-down, thieving, self-rightous bastard.

And when you get really good at it I'll promote to you a Made Progressive.

Statist-in-Chief, do not worry. We all have off days. There is a cure. Go out and steal a blind man's pencils and then lecture him on how selfish he was to have them himself. Keep 72% of them for yourself (this is the percentage of welfare dollar kept by government) and give 28% away to people after you tell them that they could do nothing without you.

Once you do that once or twice, you'll ace those tests.

Trust me. I know.

I'M SO GUILTY! I am going to buy some of the Michale Jackson Reverse Ointment to darken my pasty, guilty-white skin. Woe is me...I... myself!

A proper progressive can never be free of guilt--even if he's washed in the blood of Marx.

Nor do progressives want to be free from guilt. It's what they use in place of soul.

HA! I scored ONLY 400! Take this, you capitalist pigs! ...yet I feel incredibly guilty! Why!?
oh-h, yes, white male with post-graduate education, owns a business with upper six-figures income, employs exploits many workers proletarians, lives in suburbs, drives a big SUV.
I deserve to be "judged" by "Troika" and publiKly executed! To avoid comrades' shame, my family will voluntarily move to South Central or East L.A. and will help building housing projects for the under-served population. This is the only way to repay my debt to the progressive society!

White-Guilt trip: +515

Send me to FEMA camp for mind control.

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Add 12 days to FEMA camp detention or rid the thread of this dreadful image.

Comrades;

A +625! I must be admitted into re-education. Can it be that I have lost touch with the party???

My family must be ashamed! I will now rise my party approved Makarov and exit from gene pool; it is either this or eugenics...

460, perhaps I still have hope! Off with the shoes it is.

We have 520. We fail us, comrades.

It all depends what side you are on comrade.

Red Jim wrote:I scored 645 is that good?

500 seems like a faux average score somehow yet, as an obedient proli, I embrace my guilt level. However, since I'm, not doubt, headed on a boxcar journey to the East after having just taken the "quotes quiz" earlier today, I'll reserve my added sense of quilt for another time -- a healthy proli is a productive proli.

I am deeply ashamed of myself. 505. I blame my parents.

I have guilt of 560, but i think i should add another 100, since i was just at the shooting range.

Got 350...

Any auto-lobotomy- pod free?

Our only available free service for the masses is Jiffy Lobo.

Comrades,

My "score" on the one armed bandit was 625. Nobody told me to celebrate or to see Comrade annd pick up an "Obaminator".

520 but I totally ignored one question as it didn't apply

Friends, my score was a miserable 500, which means I need immediate re-education. Is it also bad that the idea of a 500 score warms me within because of the perfect number?

Yes Comrade this is disgusting feeling of "perfection" because every prog knows imperfection is perfection.

555. Did anyone get 666? Then at least you could feel guilty AND anti-Kristian.

Comrade,

There were several items the correct answer was not available!

565 was my score!

Major Mistake said: No Thanks!

I've scored 450. Clearly I am in need of help, as the only reasons my score was not higher were lack of employment and a lack of aim with a firearm (as it should be on both counts, of course!) but these are hardly flags I can claim to have earned myself.

Help me, Comrades!

((Inner troll: first p0st! ))

M84,

Let me be the first to welcome you to progressive World of Next Tuesday ™ .

Now report to the nearest train platform (pack very warm clothes), where you will be issued your State-mandated shovel and proceed to the People's re-education center. Once you have arrived, you will receive your coupon for your first (of many, I'm sure, judging from your hideous score) JiffyLobo!

Happy digging prole! LOL

Oh, the shame and Guilt of it all, I scored an embarrassing 660. I humbly submit to the Karl Marx Re-education camp and receive a certificate for my complimentary Jiffy Lobo. I'm agast at my level of Guilt! It must be the consequences for my being a Capitalist Teknogeek Motorhead. Small block Fords shoehorned into Old Volvos Rule!

Well, so much for repentance, eh? Nesconyekov.

I am obviously in need of re-education. My score, a miserable 585. Comrades, I shall report to Platform 1 post haste. I'm so ashamed.

+410. And I demand my food stamps.

Re-Education, Platforms and Food Stamps granted. Please stand in the kamp, delousing and beet line respectively.

Hail Obama!

640

475, I'm sorry for the failure Boss $.$. Halliburton...

Where did I go wrong? Perhaps I need to go eat some KFC chicken and drill for oil in my backyard to get to that 500 marker...

Comrades,
My raw score was 645, which can be adjusted which can be adjusted up or down depending on where the people need my score to be.

Being a commissar does have some “executive privileges”.

I am packing a bag for the train station.

I am deeply ashamed of my decadent score of 480 which clearly reflects how I have allowed the bourgeois kapitalists to infect the correct thinking our Great Leader has provided for our daily sustenance. I stand a confessed Thought Kriminal before the proletariat!
I will without delay, report myself to the nearest kommissar and request with proletariat humility to be re-educated and given a shovel in the hope that I may be worthy one day to be counted among the ordinary and once again embrace my Inner Komrade!
All glory to the party and to the Great Leader ObamaMessiah!

I step in something at Party Examination Center, which was distracting. Score is only 575, but I will try harder. Where is dog? [scrape, scrape]

Hmm , mine was +690! I must truly be infiltrating the Tea Party successfully! Today the Tea Party, tomorrow Fox News!

I may need several shovels and a backhoe.

I have my shovel, and trust Komrade Obama HopeyKhange will provide me proper labor for its use.

620, but I swear it is not my fault! I am the product of a korrupted society that does not yet know the joys of a utopian worker's paradise!

565. But I was answering as if I were a Thought Criminal, comrades! One must think like the kulaks to infiltrate them! I swear!

595 only because I am guilty of not answering questions that do not apply. I deserve a much higher score. I have no son. But if I did and he turned out to be a miscreant, I'd disown him. (+100) I shop for groceries at the top local chain. (+35). I believe there is no such thing as "the common good". That which is common is no damn good. (Grounds for execution) Besides my life I have nothing to lose but People's Mediocrity. Only thing to learn from taking this test is that People's Mediocrity doesn't pay, unlike Hollywood Mediocrity upon which Proletariat Masses throw their benefices of disposable income away for amusement. Rank me above Severe. I am so Guilty I am Incorrigible. I petition the Party Section only to grant my last request that I face a firing squad while drawing on a Churchill from Davidov's in St. James St. (+50 for smoking in public one last time)

I scored a 615, I know I need some re-education but I live in a rural compound surrounded by barbed wire and my contact with the outside world is limited.