The Party had been thinking about setting up the World Wide Gulagosphere since 2004, but our collective consciousness was a little foggy as to what shape it should take. Now that we have had more input from the People's Cube Groupthink Tank, it all came together!

Gulagosphere will be a worldwide network of Party organs promoting the Greater Good™ by relentlessly propagandizing progressive Party values to the world's toiling masses (and fighting capitalism at the same time).

Members of our elite Party circle will display small Gulagosphere banners on their pages, linking them to Gulagospgere.com. In return, their own sites will receive additional traffic from Gulagosphere that will have visitors coming from other such Party Organs. Sharing vodka and stale potatoes is optional. An international conference of Gulagosphere members is not out of the question.The banners have been lovingly crafted by the best designers in the most prestigious forced-labor institutions inside North Korea. Wear them proudly!


If you know of a good candidate for Gulagosphere, please let us know. It is advisable to contact such sites and raise their awareness about our new great leap forward.

At long last, we can now achieve world-peace, on demand extraction of internal parasites (CHOICE), a weakened under funded armed forces, high yet unnecessary taxes and of course equality for all objects both physical and imaginary. At last comrades, we have the collective umbrella of the Gulagosphere™! We are linking our allies, the progressives at BlameBush!, the intellectual babble of the greatest mind of our time Prof. Kurgman, the KimIlSungist of the songun politic and more importantly, the shining beacon of progressive truth, The Peoples Cube.

I weep, I weep knowing that at long last we can all be servile underneath the hard black jackboot of the Gulagosphere™. Thank you Comrade Red Square, Thank you.

[My testimony, although forced out of me by gun point, is authorized by me for use in any propaganda that will advance The Common Good™.]

All great words, Comrade Chairman. I wouldn't change a thing - I only regret they had not been extracted from you at gunpoint a little earlier before we sent out the announcement. We shall review our interrogation schedule. The guilty shall be punished.

I have always preferred a school of thought that teaches extracting information from our inner circle members at gunpoint must be conducted MORE often and regularly - like brushing one's teeth or taking a shower - at least once a week.

Very cool! I already visit several of these sites but it's nice to see them all "under one roof" (or behind one electrified, razorwire-topped fence, as the case may be).

Comrades, I have a problem. My problem is simple, I want to join the Gulagosphere and give my sweat, tears and opinion on many matters of progress. I was going to use "Blogger" but to my dismay the Gulagoogle has its tentacles around it and will require me to start an "account" for easy upgraded features. What I want is a blog, that is easy to just drop images within the title space and be able to customize it without a whole lot of knowledge in all the humbuggery of HTML blah blah blah. Oh, and it has to be as free as a government entitlement, Lenin knows I won't pay... Any suggestions???

Problem solved with the help of other collectivist. No, I did'nt resolve it myself, do not be silly now. Thats just lunacy to suggest I figured out what to do...

In honor of Gulagosphere, I'm changing my name. Sonofsheldon is just not revolutionary enough. It doens't express my inner child's need to overthrow the oppressive capitalist system. Besides, I, like all good progressives, am not beholden to my parents anymore (parenthood being an outmoded capitalist concept anyway) rather, join all good progressives as being sons and daughters or the glorious people's revolution. Therefore I will henceforth be known as Great Stalin's Ghost in tribute to that great revolutionary leader (much maligned by reactionary scum in the West).

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:In honor of Gulagosphere, I'm changing my name. Sonofsheldon is just not revolutionary enough. It doens't express my inner child's need to overthrow the oppressive capitalist system.

Welcome, Great Stalin's Ghost! We hope that as all ghosts, you're voting Democrat. We are pleased by your exhibit of absolutely correct ideological outlook. However, we couldn't help but notice one archaic bourgeois expression, "my inner child." It is more progressive to refer to it as "The Inner Comrade" as outlined in the link below:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... =7941#7941

EXcellllent... a new order has begun

{Burns' voice}


Sadly it seems Komrade Aaron will not be joining us...

Comrades!!!

I rejoice like I have never rejoiced before! The re-education of the internet has begun! Those sneaky weasel pig dog capitalist bougeois anti Party people thought they could subvert the masses through the internet!! Not anymore!! The Great Internet Liberation Purge (action figures sold seperately) TM has begun!! I Shall Work Harder to hasten the great realignment!! Oh happy day!! I shall sing!!

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз! .....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Sagacious Himself wrote:Sadly it seems Komrade Aaron will not be joining us...

Who's that? The linked site doesn't exist. Did you have it purged before the Politbureau could take a look? That's very pro-active of you, Comrade Himself.

Red Square wrote: However, we couldn't help but notice one archaic bourgeois expression, "my inner child." It is more progressive to refer to it as "The Inner Comrade"

Wow, is my face red! Well of course it is, as is the rest of me, a pure communist red! But now it is even more red than before. I will, as a good comrade report to the nearest reeducation facility immediately. There is a local Democratic campaign office just up the street. In addition, I will reread and then eat (so the glorious words can feed my entire body as well as my mind) the complete works of Che, Chomsky, and Gore - the People's Triumverate. Or is it Kerry, Chomsky, and Gore? Or is it Hillary and Leslie Gore? Curses, it's off to be reeducated.

Finally, after much hard work, I can surf the Internet and know that I will only get Party Approver websites. No longer will I remain solely on Google.

Finally something worthwhile on the internet besides Japanese schoolgirl upskirts!

Thank you tovarich!!!

Pajamasmedia.com posted this about Gulagosphere (with pictures in the original):

https://pajamasmedia.com/2006/11/welcom ... sphere.php

Welcome Glorious Gulagosphere Comrades!
PJM in Seattle - November 9, 2006 6:50 AM

Burying you in our Pajamas we will be! Such face to our insults stood cannot be: “Gulagosphere™ - Our answer to the right-wing Pajamas Media conglomerate of capitalist lackeys.”

Before you are asking, no to the foreign aid the answer is. No, much more so, to the naked wrestling.

Ministry of Truth online!!!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

I want to share my joy with all of you to have Kofi Annan settling here, in the People's Republic of Switzerland! Long live the Collectivist UN, the real promoter of Socialism of the Nations.

Le Mont De Sisyphe

Welcome, Comrade Sisyphos! Your burden and your endless struggle are the best illustration of the workings of a socialist economy. They also remind us of the labors of the progressive movement in the West - how many times have we almost reached the top but then had to pick it up from the very beginning and roll it upwards again! But there are more of us now - the media, academia, Hollywood, the Democratic Congress... Together we shall be on top in no time!

Keep the Cube rolling,

-- Red Square

Red Square wrote:All great words, Comrade Chairman. I wouldn't change a thing - I only regret they had not been extracted from you at gunpoint a little earlier before we sent out the announcement. We shall review our interrogation schedule. The guilty shall be punished.

I have always preferred a school of thought that teaches extracting information from our inner circle members at gunpoint must be conducted MORE often and regularly - like brushing one's teeth or taking a shower - at least once a week.

SMERSH has been working behind closed doors of this very topic comrade.
LONG LIVE THE PARTY (minus a few)
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9

Comrades;
Every child between the age of (Eight to Eighteen) must learn how to, operate a Tractor.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9

Red Square wrote:The Party had been thinking about setting up the World Wide Gulagosphere since 2004, but our collective consciousness was a little foggy as to what shape it should take. Now that we have had more input from the People's Cube Groupthink Tank, it all came together!