|"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."|
- Gwyneth Paltrow, in an interview to "NS," the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias, December 2, 2006.
The People's Cube contacted Gwyneth Paltrow in Britain and asked her to expand on the dinner talk issue in more detail.
PALTROW: The sophistication of the British dinner talk is nerve-racking. Their enormous vocabulary makes me feel dumb as a doorknob. For those of you in America, that means they use big words that you will never hear outside of Europe.
CUBE: Can you give us an example of a big word you heard?
PALTROW: If I could say those words I wouldn't be so impressed by them, now would I?
CUBE: Not even a single one? Please?
PALTROW: Let me see... Oh yeah, this one - coprophagia. I have never heard Mom or Dad say coprophagia at the dinner table. They always talked about work, and work is so unsophisticated. Unless your work involves coprophagia or something like that.
CUBE: Do you know what that means?
PALTROW: No, but it just sounds so romantic, sophisticated, and very European. It makes me feel so provincial. And if even I, the sophisticatest actress in Hollywood, feel like shit during the British dinner talk, what does that make the rest of my boorish and not-so-smart fellow Americans? Stupid retards!
CUBE: Are the British soccer hooligans sophisticated in your view?
PALTROW: To me, anyone who can speak with a British accent is a gentleman. In the street they may cuss and cut people's faces with broken beer bottles - but I'm sure that once those hooligans sit at the dinner table they transform into brainy cultivated aristocrats like everybody else here in Britain, engaging their vis-à-vis in classy, refined conversations about coprophagia and all kind of things that the capitalistic, work-obsessed American retards could only dream about - if they only knew what that means.
George BruceI can't imagine what a loutish home life she must have had.
Red SquareComrades Limpold & Punchenko. I don't know who of you started this - and I don't care - but you must decide which language you're using in making up your otherwise excellent terminology.
Red SquareChairman M. S. Punchenko -
Quote:Does she not further the Party’s aims, though as a useful idiot? How better to encourage the brainwashed bourgeois masses to reject capitalism than to allow the Hollywood litter-ati to progressively lower the least common denominator? All must be equal (ly low). If she can further the glorious triumph of world socialism through her “filth column” scatological ruminations, why do we cavil?
Red SquareChairman M. S. Punchenko -
BranishComrade Paltrow should move to a more advanced European country that is not out to push democracy on others, such as France.
BranishComrades, forgive me for asking this, but should we look up to the British? I know they are more advanced than AmeriKKKans with their glorious socialist welfare programs, but look at Britain's role internationally. For decades they took the side of the imperialists against the workers' paradise of the USSR, and now imperialist British troops are involved in the illegal wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, against our beloved freedom fighters. Comrade Paltrow should move to a more advanced European country that is not out to push democracy on others, such as France.
comwad duckyI think she should just coprophagia and die.
Red Square... and I'm sure dinner talk with Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would also be a mouthful. Just ask Cindy Sheehan!
BranishI yearn for the day that when eventually all states will just wither away.
Quote:Therefore, Lenin taught us, we must err on the side of caution - by taking up the arms and lighting up the fuse without delay.
Quote:"I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions [sic] on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people."
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