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Harry Reid to Have Giant Senate Surrender Sleepover

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Showing his more feminine side, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has yielded to the thousands of letters he had received from the readers of girl magazines Seventeen, Tiger Beat, and Teen Vogue, pleading with him that the Senate conducts a sleepover to bring about world peace.

"Like, if the Senate just had more, like you know, sleepovers with S'mores and popcorn they'd realize how icky war is," said a letter from Muffy Binghamton of Canoga Park, California.

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"If we had more Sleepovers For Peace in Congress and the White House we would all be living in peace long time ago and the war in Iraq would have never happened maybe?" said another letter signed by Alice Booth of Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Some of the girls have been invited to the First Sleepover For Peace on Capitol Hill. "I sent a letter on 'Hello Kitty' stationery and Senator Reid not, like, only answered my letter, he agreed," said Annie Putnam of Salem, MA, to our correspondent. "He also invited me to the very first sleepover as, like, the guest of honor."

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"Senator Collins of Maine is bringing the S'mores and Senator Clinton is bringing the soda and chips," Annie confided to us. "And Senator Kennedy will be sneaking in the booze he stole from his parent's liquor cabinet... Shhhhhhh!"

Washington insiders are speculating whether Senator Clinton will be bringing along her husband - a possibility that might turn the Giant Senate Surrender Sleepover For Peace into anything but peaceful.

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What fun! Everything I ever needed to know I learned at sleepovers. The Democrats have the little girl vote all sewed up.

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It's going to get very nasty. There's been talk of a big fight in the Chamber aisles like that one held in DC on Valentine's Day.
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The Democrat part of the senate will probably degenerate into a gigantic orgy. Can I be Invited?

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I wish I were invited, I heard they were going to make crank-calls to the White House and General Petraeus.

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Memo to self:

Send bill to DNC for "sleepover" party favors. Amt $750K
Skim $500K off top.
Payback Roger Clinton $250K for said favors.

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Oh boy! Just a 30 minute drive away for me! Perhaps I will be able to recruit more young and impressionable students eager to learn Marxist/Socialist/Democratic Party theory?

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I wish I were invited, I heard they were going to make crank-calls to the White House and General Petraeus.

And they are going to use Trent Lott's cell phone too!!! :D

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Democratic senators and little girls? We must keep a lid on this. I'm calling my KGB contacts right now. There will be a lot of dirt that must be swept under the People's carpet. Kommissar Vodkov is in fact an expert on fact disinfection. Those who don't keep their mouths shut will disappear into a black hole. Let the orgy begin! Kommissar Vodkov will watch over you!

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Kommissar Vodkov is at this very moment gorging on whiskey reclaimed from the decadent middle class. He is only doing his part in redistributing wealth. All hail Kommissar Vodkov!

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Ahhhhh by Stalin! I have just made an incredible discovery! I am using the bourgeois invention of beer to help with the redistribution of whiskey. This beer was bought with hard-earned welfare money (and is therefore an instrument of wealth-redistribution by itself). But what do I see when I look at the bottle? "Samuel Adams - Brewer - PATRIOT!!!!" I'm drinking a beer brewed by a FACIST for the purpose of wealth redistribution! Ahahahah I whish he was alive to witness this! Samuel Adams; you have become an instrument of International Socialism!

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Kommissar Vodkov is a Great American Communist (WHO SUPPORTS THE TROOPS!!!!!). Let us all give Kommissar Vodkov a round of applause for stickin' it to The Man!

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Kommissar Vodkov is a Great American Communist (WHO SUPPORTS THE TROOPS!!!!!). Let us all give Kommissar Vodkov a round of applause for stickin' it to The Man!

WELL DONE!!! KOMMISSAR VODKOV!!!!!!

It is with GREAT PRIDE that I present you with ... <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/HillaryMedal.php">The Order of Hillary</a> ... Congratulations!!!

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:Democratic senators and little girls? We must keep a lid on this.

Comrade Vodkov,
Just little girls? Does that not discriminate against the little boys? NAMbLA will not be happy to hear this.

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:
Kommissar Vodkov wrote:Democratic senators and little girls? We must keep a lid on this.

Comrade Vodkov,
Just little girls? Does that not discriminate against the little boys? NAMbLA will not be happy to hear this.

Allowing boys and girls to play together is against the koran fools.

If you allow them to interact with each other you get this:


Wise up communists, boys were made to run the nation, women were made to yap non-stop and take off their clothing for money.

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women were made to yap non-stop and take off their clothing for money.

YAY!!!!

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Women taking their clothes off? And getting paid? Uh..... I'm sorry..... Is that a problem?


The non-stop yapping part. Well.... Warmonger.... That's what ESPN is for!!! :D


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What! The beds aren't segregated by sex! As a peaceful religious man, I'll now having to burn some thing down now.



 
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