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Hillary Employs Email Experts From Nigeria

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> FROM: MS H.R. CLINTON
> TO: UNDISCLOSED PROGRESSIVE RECIPIENT
> SUBJECT: CONFIDENTIAL DONATION PROPOSAL USD$38.5M
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> Dear progressive! I solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of its
> nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET. I am Ms H.R. Clinton,
> a battered wife of an impeached president of a certain
> country sometimes referred to as Les Etats-Unis d'Amérique.
> I came to know of you via Daily Kos member list in my search for a reliable
> and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction which
> involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to my campaign fund
> requiring maximum confidence.
>
> Norman Hsu, an honorable businessman who is wanted by authorities for
> failing to do a three year prison stretch based upon a no contest plea to
> grand theft swindling charges, needs to donate to my presidential campaign
> quid pro quo so that I could pardon him in case I collect enough money to
> become the next president of the aforementioned country.
>
> But the amount that Hsu and I had agreed on in this transaction exceeds the limits
> on campaign contributions from individuals. The political climate and legal issues
> preclude us from receiving the entire amount from Mr. Hsu as a lump sum donation.
>
> In order to avert this negative development, myself and some of my trusted colleagues
> here at the campaign headquarters now seek for your permission to have you stand
> as a donor to my election campaign, so that the fund, USD$38.5M would be
> subsequently transferred and paid into your bank account. All documents,
> including a personal will making H.R. Clinton beneficiary and proves
> to enable you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are
> assuring you a 100% risk free involvement as long as you stay away
> from Ft. Marcy Park or train tracks.
>
> Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one
> apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be
> well at the end of the day after
> I become president of Les Etats-Unis d'Amérique.
>
> For your assistance, your commission would be 15%. 10% has been set aside
> for expenses while the rest would be for myself and my colleagues for
> campaigning purposes in my country.
>
> If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish to take advantage of the trust
> we hope to bestow on you, then kindly get to me immediately via my e-mail
> furnishing me with your most confidential telephone, fax number ABA routing,
> account # and exclusive e-mail so that I can forward to you the relevant details
> of this transaction.
> Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.
>
> Ms. H.R. Clinton
>
> Chappaqua
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Good news, Hill. You've got Fidel Castro's vote of confidence.

Reuters - Castro's Tip: Clinton-Obama the winning ticket

Now if you can just live up to Fidel Castro's high expectations of what a United States president should be. His favorite president was Jimmy Carter.

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Winkle Paw? This guy's name is WINKLE PAW?
<br>Alright, here's a new song with an old tune for the Campfire Girls, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and The Transgendered Explorers:

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Winkle Paw Patch
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Where, oh where is pretty little Hill-ray?
Where, oh where is pretty little Hill-ray?
Where, oh where is pretty little Hill-ray?
Gonna go launder in the Winkle Paw patch.

Come on, boys [or girls, or kids], let's go find Hsu,
Come on, boys, let's go find Hsu,
Come on, boys, let's go find Hsu,
Gonna go launder in the Winkle Paw patch.

Shakin' down Paw-Paws, puttin' 'em in her pockets,
Shakin' down Paw-Paws, puttin' 'em in her pockets,
Shakin' down Paw-Paws, puttin' 'em in her pockets,
Gonna go launder in the Winkle Paw patch.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:Good news, Hill. You've got Fidel Castro's vote of confidence.

...or at least the vote of confidence of his cardboard cutout (the one with the moveable arm). If he hasn't done so already, he will shortly join company with the Flat Fatima made famous here.


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Hillary wrote:Norman Hsu, an honorable businessman who is wanted by authorities failing to do a three year prison stretch based upon a no contest plea to grand theft swindling charges, needs to donate to my presidential campaign quid pro quo so that I could pardon him in case I collect enough money to become the next president of the aforementioned country. But the amount that Hsu and I had agreed on in this transaction exceeds the limits on campaign contributions from individuals.

Heil Hillary!

I am shocked! Shocked the Pup is! That our media that I thought we had paid more than enough, has had the sheer audacity to publish this slander against your campaign. Clearly the vast right wing imperialist machine is in full gear. If there is anything I can do beyond the 110% I am already giving to support your well earned position, let the Pup know. I have several addresses that can be used so this homorable man can express his right to "free speech." Oh, I long for the day when we can really show them the real cost of "free speech," and with your coronation drawing nearer and nearer, I know that day will be coming soon!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:...our media that I thought we had paid more than enough, has had the sheer audacity to publish this slander against your campaign.
Don't fear, comrade! Our trusty media organs are already covering the noise by hollering about the Mark Foley scandal... I mean, the Scooter Libby scandal... or was it the firing-attorneys scandal... oh, I know! The Larry Craig scandal! Yes, the media organs are covering the Hsu-Hsu-Paw-Paw-cash-cash noise by trumpeting the fact that Larry Craig was tapping his foot in the bathroom!

WASHINGTON POST: Foot-Tapping Ritual Common in Sex Sting

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Praise Lenin that some of our media organs know what to do and are still willing to put their necks on the line by printing truth in the face of these smear campaigns!After all, is there any doubt at all that this imperialist Bush pawn tapping his feet in some secret code is far more newsworthy than an alleged story about Hillary unknowningly accepting cash from an over eager patriot?

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WASHINGTON POST: Foot-Tapping Ritual Common in Sex Sting

I saw that on Attack of the Show. Kinda creepy.

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I have a theory, it may sound crazy, but it bears examination. Could it be that this Sen Craig could perhaps be on our side? I have seen credible reports that he was using his feet to tap out a Morse code plea to try and raise money for our Dear Hillary, ala our beloved, decent and honorable Hsu. Because outwardly a Imperialist Republican, this would explain why he was doing his fund raising efforts in the presumed privacy of a public bathroom. It has been reported that a man identified only as John "Happy Feet" Doe is also on the list of the Top 20 contributers to Hillary's campaign.

Unfortunately emails similar to Great Leader's are sent direct to Junk Mailbox and I fear her cry for assist go unheard. Fortunate I open letter anyway and saw command to give bank info, which gladly I did. I check account today and discover I have already gave USD$2250 this week. This is most efficient.

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Ah yes, the glorious 419 fundraising tactic!!! The Party can solicit funds from everyone through Nigerian bank accounts!!!! Even better, once we break through those imperialist junk-mail filters, we can ensure everyone, in every land, can donate to her most High, Comrade-Frau Hillary's inevitable crowning as President For Life (a-la Comrade Chavez) of the USA!!! Imagine, more money from our comrades in China without those irritating "China Gate" scandels!

We can then filter the donations through Comrade Bill's speaking engagement fee account and into his library and massage parlour! As no one in the US Justice Department ever looks at income earned in this fashion, Hillary's campaign chest can grow like Paris Hilton's rap sheet or Comrade Mikey "Goebbels" Moore's waist line with just as few consequences!!!

We will succeed... We MUST succeed... For the children (and the confiscatory tax money they will someday pay the Party).

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Comrade Commie Pinko wrote:Fortunate I open letter anyway and saw command to give bank info, which gladly I did. I check account today and discover I have already gave USD$2250 this week. This is most efficient.

Yes, this is yet another reason we must prevail in our efforts to overthrow the reactionary west.. our well known efficiency. It is a great saving of time and expense to simply withdraw the contribution to Hillary's campaign that we knew you would have made had you had more time. It will also be a most efficient way to get our tax money when we are in control. No more bothersome IRS etc. We just call it "Direct Deposit."

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Why didn't I think of this before!? Although, the party might have. Why not we completely abolish cash once the revolution comes? Cash, itself is a symbol of Kapitalist oppression, and can be easily hidden from the party (<gasping> no taxes!!). With a currency of digits, we can all keep a close eye and help you with your money (because you are too stupid to mange your own money).

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RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:With a currency of digits, we can all keep a close eye and help you with your money (because you are too stupid to mange your own money).

Guilty as charged, O Wise Red Progressive Sly One. For I am, like Vivian Paw, a humble homemaker of no gainful employment outside our suburban single-family home where--oops, scratch that, I mean outside the state-allocated 50 square feet I share with my fami--I mean comrades.

Yet unlike Vivian, I cannot seem to cough up $2300 a day to advance the glorious cause of our mighty beloved empress. Part of this may be I don't know how best to spend my kopecks for the good of the Party; but I also suspect a traitor close to me is spending it on capitalist luxuries like running water, electricity 24/7, perhaps even shoes for the resident future Young Oktoberist.

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UPDATE:

https://www.rttnews.com/FOREX/political ... =0&item=18

Traitorous Corporate Media wrote:In his own name, Hsu has written checks totaling $255,970, benefiting several Democratic candidates and committees since 2004.

Other Hsu's beneficiaries, including Sens. Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer of California and Edward Kennedy and John Kerry of Massachusetts; Reps. Michael Honda and Doris Matsui of California, Joe Sestak of Pennsylvania and Minnesota Senate candidate Al Franken, all have said they will unload the donations Hsu made to them.

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My heart just swells with Progressive Pride when I consider the generous contribution Hillary is making to a deserving charity! And it would appear her generosity has led more of our comrades to make contributions to charity as well! Oh how I long for the day when we are in control and there will be no more need for a charity.

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If Charlie Trie fell in a Dhimmicrat forest, Hsu would hear?
Nobody from the Party media.
Am I Huang?

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Red Bubba wrote:If Charlie Trie fell in a Dhimmicrat forest, Hsu would hear?
Nobody from the Party media.
Am I Huang?

Oooo, I have no choice but to cut your beet rations in half for 2 weeks for that!

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Al Franken shouldn't give a nickle of that money back! My goodness, he needs every nickle he can get AND IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! We need campaign finance reform for the GOP, NOW!

(Hmm... I wonder if Hillary's money is going to a charity that her estranged husband might be in charge of... hmmm.)

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I agree completely Chairman. I am doing my part by offering my humble address as a drop off point for any financial contributions to his, and other progressive campaigns.

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(Hmm... I wonder if Hillary's money is going to a charity that her estranged husband might be in charge of... hmmm.)

You mean the "Boobs for Bill" foundation?

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Thank you Comrade Commi, for allowing me to retain 1/2 of my undeserved ration. The knowledge that the collective has more beets at its disposal will spur me to work harder for the revolution. Thank you.

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Red Bubba wrote:Thank you Comrade Commi, for allowing me to retain 1/2 of my undeserved ration. The knowledge that the collective has more beets at its disposal will spur me to work harder for the revolution. Thank you.

You show great attitude Red, and since the Pup is also a big pun fan, perhaps your "punishment" was too severe. The Party is compassionate comrade, so I hereby restore your full beet ration and will even kick in a spare shovel that is no longer needed by a person who never existed,

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I've been looking for images of Winkle Paw. When is the world going to find out what Winkle Paw looks like? This is a must see. Either he's big and burly in the Johnny Cash "Boy Named Sue" tradition or the biggest twinkie geek on the Bozo side gnarly nerddom.

Now hold on to your tinfoil Fedoras.....His sister's name is Dimple Paw...really....no, really, it's true.

Well, then again, people thought Frank Zappa was weird for naming his kids Moon Unit and Dweezil and after all this is coming from California.

Time to Paws for concern. Is the other Hsu about to drop?


They have another son named Paw-Paw. I understand he's a bit of a fruit.

They definitely have cruel parents. No doubt about that, family traditions aside.

And Meow....How many times have you been told to keep your grubby Paws off of Hillary's money? Life imitates the Cube again.

Laika

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:I've been looking for images of Winkle Paw. When is the world going to find out what Winkle Paw looks like? This is a must see. Either he's big and burly in the Johnny Cash "Boy Named Sue" tradition or the biggest twinkie geek on the Bozo side gnarly nerddom.

Surely you are not referring to this falcon bait?

<img src="https://www.mrwinkle.com/bigtop2.jpg">

Or you must be referring to those generous donors to the MTE's campaign? Or is there even a difference?

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A transmission from Mr. Snuggle Bunny:

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One can only wonder the true loyalty of Mr Snugglebunny Red. She will always be Mama to me. and millions and millions of oppressed poor.

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Just seeing that happy smiling face and bag of money makes me love her that much more.

P.S. Can I have some? After all, that bag looks heavy. I'd be glad to serve you by relieving you of that awful weight holding you back and slowing you down.

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I am just catching up on so much but this entire strategy strikes me as absolutely brilliant... to pick a country where superstition and Witchcraft is still so highly respected and justly rewarded, and where the People TM still react with such passion to inappropriate foot tapping, not to mention still work so diligently to repatriate the People's Petroleum Resources from such Robber Barons at $.$. Halliburton.... Those who would think to inappropriately put their hands (or paws) on Her Excellency's money may find their appendages used as 'good luck charms' or some such thing...

I can only say, BRILLIANT! And just think how much easier the post-coronation.... I mean election clean-up will be. Almost a walk-away situation!

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Foot tapping. How did I of all people never hear of that? It just goes to show the utter depravity of the RepubliKKKans.

But is not the very idea of putting one's paws on H8's money quite oxymoronic? For it is proven that all money is Our Many Titted Empress's money, and if it is in our pocket is it merely a delusion. For we cannot know both the position and momentum of a dollar at the same time or know anything other about it, except that we know that it's H8's.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:For we cannot know both the position and momentum of a dollar at the same time or know anything other about it, except that we know that it's H8's.

The Certain Uncertainty Principle so to speak Comrade? LOL

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Commissar Theocritus's words deserve to be carved in granite and highlighted with imitation gold leaf for the entire progressive world to see:

ALL MONEY IS HILLARY'S MONEY, AND IF IT IS IN OUR POCKET IS IT MERELY A DELUSION. FOR WE CANNOT KNOW BOTH THE POSITION AND MOMENTUM OF A DOLLAR AT THE SAME TIME, OR KNOW ANYTHING OTHER ABOUT IT - EXCEPT THAT IT'S HILLARY'S.

Perhaps stone tablets with this inscription should be installed in all the court buildings throughout the land, replacing the old-fashioned Ten Commandments?


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Another ushanka tip to Free Republic -

and I think it's time for a new People's Karaoke tune: Money (That's What I Want)

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What about Spinal Tap's "Gimme Some Money"....

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SMO - good thinking!

I don't think this song needs any additional editing, it can be sung by Her Imperial Majesty (HIM) directly to the masses without any risk of being misconstrued by the capitalist media.

However, I couldn't find any MIDI file for it, it may not exist in nature - which sadly makes the song ineligible for People's Karaoke.

Gimme Some Money

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don't
Do I have to come right
Flat out and tell you everything?

Gimme some money. Gimme some money.

Ooh yeah!
(claps)

I'm nobody's fool
I'm nobody's clown
I'm treating you cool
I'm putting you down
But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed

Gimme some money. Gimme some money.

Wooh yeah!

Don't get me wrong
Try getting me right
Your face is ok but your purse is too tight
I'm looking for pound notes
Loose change
Bad checks, anything

Gimme some money. Gimme some money.

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I should have the new iLife suite shortly, and once loaded, Tim has promised to bring over his keyboard and do some stuff on Garageband... supposedly, one can just use the computer keyboard but I haven't ever been able to 'play' it properly and frankly, it just seems a great deal easier to hook up a Yamaha electric piano... so, make a list... I might as well exploit him while I have him here...

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Red Square wrote:Perhaps stone tablets with this inscription should be installed in all the court buildings throughout the land, replacing the old-fashioned Ten Commandments?

Er, may I suggest that Hillary's name deserves it's own plaques, made even more luxurious so as to stand out, to be installed in that inscription.... (just in case.... Looking around nervously... ) Er... that way, should Hillary er... decide to... uh.... take a vacation, we can change the plaques to er.... her representative? I remember how my dear Uncle Iosef had to go on an extended leave once.

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SMO, when you get iLife 08, you may be surprised to find that the library for your iPhotos has been converted to a very large file, instead of a directory. You can export individual photos without problem, retaining the file names, but it is no longer possible to link two computers and import roll numbers. Also the web gallery I made in Dallas seems linked to this computer and not to my office Mac which is otherwise wonderfully linked through .mac for bookmarks, contacts and IMAP email. Same with iWeb and I'm not smart enough to find where the damned files are on the drive to drag them over. Probably ought to take the time to learn HTML but there's the new house and work and the realtor Moolera.

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Commissar Pupovich! H8 will NEVER leave us. She is immortal. The electrons will decay in their orbits, the universe will through entropy become a millionth of a degree above absolute zero and still Our Many Titted Empress will survive, her steely ambition incarnate, a throbbing kernel of desire, need, and control which will extend throughout all time, when even the concept of time has ended and nothing exists.

Except the will of Our Many Titted Empress.

...Hillary! What an unexpected pleasure! I see that you've put those rings that I, er, found in Needless Markup in Dallas to good use. And I'm sorry that I could only find six of them of one fashion, but do not despair: it is the fashion of all the best sows to have two nude nipples.

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Hillary of course has to have more teats than anyone else. Fictional or non fictional.

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As soon as someone comes around that has more than 8, Queen Hillary will automatically grow more to prove her dominance.

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I have seen her, in moments of great exuberance, generally occasioned by a current surge in the Hildo Hydra 7.1, with her tits standing on end, writhing like Medusa. It is a sight which one never forgets.

And she gets older, they do sag a bit, you know...

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But Commissar... hold on a second while I turn this music up really high....I know the odds against this are incalculable, but suppose the reactionary imperialist machine was to steal the election yet again? Would not she be in some danger of being Cardboarded™? Would it not be prudent to create our plaque so that it is, shall we say, easily corrected?

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Commissar, I understand your thoughts, but She is Everywhere. She is Our All. Everything is but a manifestation of Our Many Titted Empress. So we could change the name, but it's Hillary 24/7.

And She cannot be mocked by being cardboarded.

A fool sayeth in his heart, "There is no Hillary" and he only gets to be a fool once. I saw someone who said that and he didn't have enough guts to MAKE garters.

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Alas, I missed your wisdom sorely! For your words have made much sense, for no matter the outcome, her spirit will overcome and even should someone else perchance find themselves elected, ultimate control will be Hers. All Hail Hillary!

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:-----------------

SMO, when you get iLife 08, you may be surprised to find that the library for your iPhotos has been converted to a very large file, instead of a directory. You can export individual photos without problem, retaining the file names, but it is no longer possible to link two computers and import roll numbers. Also the web gallery I made in Dallas seems linked to this computer and not to my office Mac which is otherwise wonderfully linked through .mac for bookmarks, contacts and IMAP email. Same with iWeb and I'm not smart enough to find where the damned files are on the drive to drag them over. Probably ought to take the time to learn HTML but there's the new house and work and the realtor Moolera.

Well, I'm going to have a discussion with Doug and Pater about it before I load it (the disks are waiting for me at Pater's as I type this but I won't have time to even load them until next week)... I don't have anything connected to .mac... I don't keep an account with them at all - not even mail - and won't until I upgrade to a new computer and get all their support-ware (my newest computer is almost about to have its Applecare expire... yep... I haven't upgraded in three years and it will be a while before I can)... but remember, I have that new external HD so I'm not worried about storage and I don't have a ton of stuff on iPhoto right now anyway... remember, I was never really comfortable with the current version of iLife I have installed anyway, which is why I was so pleased to see how nicely things seemed to run on the new version... In any case, between Doug and Gary and another guru, I will have lots of support. Doug is finally getting me Sketchbook Pro so the proximity issues with my tablet should be sorted shortly and it will be very nice to be able to sketch with my stylus again instead of that ridiculous Wacom mouse... when I get a new 'puter I'll upgrade my tablet as well... but I will show them your warning regarding iLife... I am feeling the same thing you are... too much to do and not enough time (and certainly not enough energy)... Every time I think I'll have enough time to just barrel through finishing the apartment, something comes up, whether it's paid work which cannot be turned away for obvious reasons, or meteorological interference with my health problems... next week are the Jewish holidays which seemed to have come out of nowhere... I have no idea where the time is going but I seem not to be very efficient with it even though I'm doing a great deal... and then I realize that I am doing a lot more than I have for a long time and it's a bit surprising... I'm just frustrated at being so far behind because of being out of commission for so long, and the fact that things do take longer to do now... I start that class on Tuesday as well... but it will all get done and I should shut up and stop complaining... I'm a lot better off than many... in any case, I'm just kind of excited about iMovie because from everything I've seen of it, even from non-Mac-fans, it's a very easy to use programme and I have some things mapped out that need only the right tools to glue them together and it's been too long since I got to make films, no matter how modest... I'm just looking forward to the fun of making them...

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Did I or did I not say "stay away from train tracks".

I'm just glad Norman is OK and is being taken care of in St. Mary's Hospital in Grand Junction, CO.
I do understand that the health care there is not up to my standard, so I have immediately dispatched my friend and top-notch physician, Dr. Fahmy Malek to assist the doctors in Colorado so nothing bad happens to him while he's there getting better.

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Empress. You're back! I thought you had gone on vacation because I saw a full moon when I didn't think there was one. How are the moonbats? Well, I trust--your loyal servants here have been doing a lot of the heavy lifting but all that absolute whacko DKos stuff is so hard to do without laughing, and we need a break. I surely hope that they can step in for a while.

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I've never left Theocritus, you just never go where I post.

Now what happened? I gave you orders for Smersh to Throw Norman From the Train and make it look like a Hsuicide.
Make sure Dr. Malek gets all the help he needs in helping Hsu recover.
I do believe Norman has his "Living Will" made out....hehehehehe....sometimes I just slay myself....oops...another slip.

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Empress, I strongly suspect that Commissar Theorcritus tried to use one of those <s>poison</s> safety tipped umbrellas that were so successful in the past. However, I warned him to not use the inferior Chinese made umbrellas. I think it is clear that he was trying to save some money so he could continue to undercut the Chairman's fried rat and run him out of business.

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Chinese umbrellas are weaponized by default as they contain a lot of led - which makes them a favorite weapon of the proletariat, next to the shovel. Chinese shovels, however, also contain lead, which of course gives them a good weight, but also makes them soft. They often wrap around the head of a thoughtcriminal, requiring subsequent extraction, which slows down the re-education process.

When I was a young apparatchik, my old state-issue shovel preserved facial impressions of many a comrade in need of encouragement and motivation. Ahhh, memories, memories... Now, of course, I switched to Rearden steel: to each according to his status in the Party hierarchy.

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Ah, but you know how it is when one uses one of those cheap Chinese weaponized umbrellas... an hour later your hungry again yet sick, delirious, and on a train.

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In the case of Chinese led-poisoned umbrellas, in one hour you're healthy again. And wondering what you're doing on a train in Colorado if last night you bought tickets to see Bolshoy Ballet in Carnegie Hall.

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Red,
I've been ever so pleased with your gift of the Bulgarian umbrella... they really do still make the best, and it was such a thoughtful gift during my trip to the UK of last year. There's something very fulfilling about working with good tools... I'm still so touched, and of course, rather than keeping it by the door in the stand with the others, where it might accidentally get taken by a confused or unmindful guest, I've made sure to keep it locked up in the gun safe...

In any case, I highly recommend to anyone serious about their "umbrella work" to stick with a Bulgarian... they also make wonderful jam! Really... I don't know what it is, but Bulgarian sour cherry jam is unparalleled and I'm really not much of one for sweets...

Best
SMO

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You know, speaking of Comrade Hsu, perhaps we at the Cube should get together and see about arranging a visit to him in the hospital to make sure he is being treated well?

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Great Idea Pupovich!!

Now we do need to make a quick stop at the Chernobyl site to.... pick up "special medical supplies" only available to the glorious Soviet. These um... "supplies" are a completely natural mineral found in nature and refined by our glowrious workers... Um... I mean "glorious" workers.... in the "wonderful" working conditions that only a Communist State can provide!

Due to the extreme.... um... fragility of the mineral, it will have to be transported in a lead lined chest. We will wrap it up as a "get well" gift. So as to not spoil the surprise, we will then pay unknowing fools to give him the present. I guarantee that Hillary will definatly feel better after Hsu gets such a present.

And in the end, that is all that matters.

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None of these fancy chemicals can replace the good old shovel or an ice pick. Look at Trotsky! Elegant, affiicient, and with guaranteed results! And look at Litvinenko - a stinky Hsuicide! Where are the trusted Party soldiers? They don't make 'em like they used to. The fifth column is becoming too soft. What more evidence do we need - Capitalism corrupts even the most hardened, stoic, and brutal comrades! If we don't dismantle it soon, we're done with!

Procrastination equals death, as Lenin used to say in the run-up before the Revolution.

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Defenestration maybe?

What floor is Hsu on at that hospital in Colorado?

It worked for Jan Masaryk in 1948.
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I tend to agree with the Dear Leader. There is nothing as classy as an accidental fall against an ice pick. While the modern methods are effective, as we recently learned they have their drawbacks. The job may take weeks to finish and worse, their path can be traced back relatively easily. Frankly, I think it would be shall we say, unfortunately became a victim of an ordinary street robbery gone bad. That is such a common incident in the decadent capitalist Bush state that it would go practically unnoticed.

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Can we really go all out "Che" again?!?!!! Pleeeaaaassee!!!! I know Che is dead, but I too believe the progressives have forgotten what a real revolution looks like. I mean, sure, their little red books at the protests say "revolt now and crush America", but they gloss over what "revolt" really means. We end up with pathetic useful idiots in pink bodysuits, feather boas, and nude....whatevers running around. These are not the revolutionaries Lenin dreamed of and Che and Stalin embodied (while they disembodied millions)!!

Oh for groups like "The Weathermen" who openly advocated killing 25 million Americans who would not be re-educable (one of their members is even in Congress, I believe). THAT is the reality of leftist revolution!!! Yet our current crop of progressives seems to fizzle out when they realize their hands might get dirty. All party and no work is their only goal. Sometimes we are TOO good in that area of thought molding.

Dear Leader is correct, as usual. We should use the trusted old methods of shovels and picks (tools of the workers!!). We can even add other methods from modern socialists. We can use Saddam's newspaper presses (he and his sons fed 'counterrevolutionaries' in feet first) or his water-filled electric rooms. Or we could just line them up and gun them down ala Che. This "up close and personal" dedication to the core of leftist mentality will separate the TRUE Lenin Loyalists from the week-willed "weekend communists"!!!

Even better, in 30 years after emulating Che, the useful idiot progressives will worship the.. um... executers (of the emulation) in T-Shirts and signs (as they run around 'naked for peace')!!

After all, strange deaths by gunshots and falling off buildings were common in the USA from 1993-2000. Anyone who even appeared to have something which would endanger Comrade Clinton met a...... Hsuicide... end and only a few questioned those deaths.... I mean suicides.

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These liberals of today are pathetic, I have been saying this all along. Uncle Iosef would just as soon thrown them in the gulag for fun. You didn't see people baring breasts on the streets of Moscow did you? They have no clue whatsoever of true Progressive thought.

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The problem, comrades, is that the world is just too affluent in liberals. In the old days you had to work, with all that bourgeois rectitude having the balls to stand up to you. But look at our successes. When the National Endowment of the Arts subsidized Andreas Serrano's "Piss Christ," and people object, they are hooted at!

Now that raises the bar, I tell you. Just what does it take any more? These people aren't hardened, comrades, not hardened at all. They don't know what it means to man the barricades. If it's a little bit cold, there's a Starbucks around the corner and anyway, why put yourself out unless you have at least two media cameras?

Why, I remember in the old days all it took was one tourist with a Brownie as long as a few heads rolled, and that was just the run-up to the May Day celebration.

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Ah, but they will be hardened when our revolution reaches it's ultimate and unavoidable climax... oh, that's a poor choice for words....

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Yes Pupovich, it is all coming to a head soon.....

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LOL! Oh, I think it's about to bust our alright!

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When the energy of the masses is handily applied, causing friction to the members of the body politic, the resulting ejaculation of deeply held principles will inseminate the revolution, fathering a revolution.

Or just a big goddamned mess. You can never tell.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:When the energy of the masses is handily applied, causing friction to the members of the body politic, the resulting ejaculation of deeply held principles will inseminate the revolution, fathering a revolution.

Or just a big goddamned mess. You can never tell.
Well said. Only I'd say

"will inseminate the nation, fathering a revolution."
or
"will inseminate the media, fathering a revolution."

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Red Square wrote:"will inseminate the nation, fathering a revolution."

While shouting "Oh Lenin, Oh Lenin I'm coming! You're the greatest!

Pup lighting up a victory cigarette....

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When done in a circle in front of a television camera at CNN it is <i>not</i> called a circle jerk, merely journalists interviewing journalists. Which is a violation of the Deceptive Trade Practices Act, providing for triple damages.

"But you said you loved me!"

Is that
--Teddy Kennedy after he finishes with a fille de joie
--The DNC after OBL blows up the Capitol

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Why, I remember in the old days all it took was one tourist with a Brownie as long as a few heads rolled, and that was just the run-up to the May Day celebration.
Or an International Arabian Horse Association convention... or a hurricane...

... You're doing a "Heck of a job Brownie."

Hey... I figured as long as we were playing free association games... oh wait... sorry... it's been a long, difficult week... I think I woke up in the wrong thread... I saw "Brownie" and "inseminate" and "circle jerk" and jumped to the wrong conclusion... I'll just go back to sleep now...

SMO
<snerk, mmm.... snore.........>

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Brownie. I'm told that when Our First Groper in Chief, the husband of Our Many Titted Empress, retires to his assisted-aid facility, he will be facilitated by Brownies, because Girl Scouts will be too old for him. Perhaps he can be pacified by putting him in a room full of pink balloons and telling him that they are boobs paid for by Chinese money.

And H8, who will be H80, will have all the Girl Scouts, who will be put to work polishing the Memorial of the Hildo Hydra 7.1 which expired after a record session, and could not be revived. The entire engineering departments of Honda and Toyota committed hara-kiri trying to breath life into it; JPL was brought in and work on the Mars landing was stopped and a national month of morning was declared by President-for-Life H8, as Hadrian did to Antoninus.

Everyone is required to attend the memorial service in fancy dress, which means polished steel-toed driller's boots and tartan flannel shirts.

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It's a good thing the Hildo Hydra 7.2 has just been released, along with the special edition Hildo SuperHydra 7.2.1

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Betty! Hush! That was a surprise for Our Many Titted Empress. I am expecting in a new shipment of money and the only thing that could keep her with her shoes on and not rolling in my money is her with her shoes off and her hooves in the air cavorting with the SuperHydra 7.2.1 with the Berkley BSD Unix Kernel which does not crash until she does.

Then it's moot.

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Moot? Like a retarded cow? Instead of going "Moo", it goes "Moot". Kinda like the dyslexic cow that goes "Oom".

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Moot--making no difference. Say a prole is deciding to send one of his children to Harvard or Yale--yeah, like that's gonna happen. Then Our Many Titted Empress gets in and it's moot because the prole will be working on The Great Wall dividing Manhattan from the unwashed masses and the children will be baked into bread. The decision on the college was moot.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Betty! Hush! That was a surprise for Our Many Titted Empress.

The secret is out!!! But you can trust me to keep it mum.....

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Our Many Titted Empress once got one-eyed drunk on BEQs--served oddly enough by a BEQ--and asked me to make the earth move. If you've seen that look once, you will never get over it, and at that moment I had more of an understanding of why Bill was Bill--Paula Jones and the rest of them. After all, that LOOK is really more than a man ought to take. Especially me.

I waved my, oh, hell, Meow's diamonds in front of her but she would not stop. She was twitching in her chair, which although very well built and very stout--4x4s of pressure-treated oak--groaned and nearly fell down, and I realized that as much as I want to be of service to the party, there was some service that I simply could not do.

And that was when I slipped a Mickey into her next BEQ and when she woke up, she'd forgotten about it. It helped that while she was sleeping I had infested her with lice from the peon's quarters and she was too busy scratching.

But to avoid a possible repeat, I have commissioned the Superhydra 7.2.1. Guaranteed to take you over the Event Horizon into the Black Hole at the center of the galaxy.

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What a glorious day! The Superhydra 7.2.1 will no doubt keep the MTE happy for a little while... but you best get to work on the next big invention. She demands more and more as you well know. BTW... I guess I just don't get out the doghouse enough.... is BEQ a drink as well as a "persuasion?"

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Yes, it was defined as Eagle Rare Bourbon--for the BEQ tried to kill me with a bottle of said stuff, and the tale is recounted, as some length, <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... ">here.</a>.

And once The Many Titted Empress, after an invitation to Rancho del Rio Grande, replied with
Our Many Titted Empress wrote:Theocritus....
Of course we can talk.
Let's do cocktails some time and kick back a few Bug Eyed Queens.

Recipe for a Bug Eyed Queen:

1 Fifth of Eagle Rare Reserve Bourbon, unspilled.
1 Bug Eyed Queen, shaken and stirred to a point of frenzy.
1 clump of hair
1 motel room
Mix until combustion, then serve ice cold in the parking lot.

H08

Knocks you on your ass, and with Our Empress, that registers on the seismometers.


 
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