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 | (LONDON) A decade-long rumor was confirmed today when it was announced that Hillary Clinton has insured her piano legs for $10 million with Lloyds of London. Until yesterday the public had only known of Hillary's piano legs through anecdotal evidence because no known pictures of them existed. For example, in March 2006 Chris Matthews of MSNBC's Hardball called Hillary, "Dukakis in a dress," and noted that she has better calves than former Democratic Presidential nominee Michael Dukakis. |
 Rudy Giuliani shows "a very shapely set of gams" as "the Don in a thong" (2001), playing the cross-dressing leader of an organized-crime family who participates in a kick line with the Rockettes.  In the meantime, millions of regular hard-working piano legs in America remain uninsured.  John Edwards hastily staged a photo op and a press conference to unveil his own set of piano legs which some analysts believe "may give a Viagra-like boost to his sagging poll numbers," but many also agree that changing his image from "Brack Girl" to "Piano Legs" might add an undesireable new meaning to his trademark line about "the split between the two Americas" and that he should just stay away from the issue of legs and stick to what he knows best - hair. |
Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic Party, expects Hillary to unveil her piano legs after she secures the Democratic nomination. He speculates that it will generate more buzz than when Hillary revealed her cleavage on the Senate floor this year in front of CSPAN cameras.
Hillary's decision to reveal her cleavage may explain Bill Clinton's new enthusiasm about throwing his full political weight into her campaign.
According to urbandictionary.com, a reference site widely used by urban hipsters, piano legs are "disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight." It also cites the Democratic presidential frontrunner in its example of proper usage of the phrase: "No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs."
Although Lloyds used their press release to heavily promote Hanes® new Hiphugger-High™ support panty hose, a product targeting the aging baby boom generation, they seemed delighted to underwrite a set of legs as famous as Hillary's. A spokesperson for the Clinton campaign would neither confirm nor deny Hillary's possible endorsement of the new Hanes product.
Clinton joins company with Betty Grable and Marlene Dietrich, two notables with million dollar legs underwritten by Lloyds. However, all three fall far short of Mariah Carey who insured her legs for $1 billion last year before embarking on an advertising campaign for Gillette.
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I have heard rumors that the Empress' legs are quite toned from her many hours working out on the Hildo, but that is known only to Commissar Theocritus and the Chairman, thank Lenin!
More things I did not need to have visuals about today........
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Empress Hillary enjoys a great deal more support on the Left.
Coulda lived without the rack shot on a friday........ "I'M GOING BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheres Ft Marcy Park!!!!!1
I hear that they shake something terrible when the Hildo is on.
I am very disappointed in the Peoples Cube for insulting the millions of Piano's in the world! I submit her legs are more like that of a young Hippo, or perhaps a NFL lineman. None the less when she is in the oval office, and if she is anything like here husband, someone's head will be crushed.
It is good to see that someone in our Beloved Leader-designate's camp has had the fore-thought to insure her glorious, stout Prolitarian legs. Hopefully this will be the first step in our efforts to bring Nationalized Insurance to all piano legs. Beloved Leader's legs are necessarily thick and strong to carry The Party and The People of the USSA forward to bright new error... uh, era of Progress, Justice and Equality.
*As soon as those feckless Party lackies in Congress finally manage to figure out how to shut up the christo-facist-neo-con noise machine. Holy cow, how are we supposed to disseminate effective agitprop in the face of actual opposition? I think our Beloved Leader may need to use her Strong and Glorious legs to deliver swift, repeated kicks to the crotch of Comrade Reid. Of course, that won't have much effect on Comrade Reid but hey, it's not results but the effort that counts, right comrades?
** Damn, when did our Beloved Leader borrow Susan Sarandon's rack? It's going to take an entire week's vodka ration to get that image out of my head.
*As soon as those feckless Party lackies in Congress finally manage to figure out how to shut up the christo-facist-neo-con noise machine. Holy cow, how are we supposed to disseminate effective agitprop in the face of actual opposition? I think our Beloved Leader may need to use her Strong and Glorious legs to deliver swift, repeated kicks to the crotch of Comrade Reid. Of course, that won't have much effect on Comrade Reid but hey, it's not results but the effort that counts, right comrades?
** Damn, when did our Beloved Leader borrow Susan Sarandon's rack? It's going to take an entire week's vodka ration to get that image out of my head.
When I mentioned earlier some "hot commie babes" I was thinking of something a bit more ... subtle.
Like these?
Oh, the pain the pain!
It is a most disturbing sight on many levels....
For the love of Lenin! What is it with women who think they have to show their milkbags to draw attention to their chosen issue du jour? Don't they know it does just the opposite, distracting the masses further?
Hey girls, what you're doing in that photo is exactly why Bush was reelected in 2004!
You bare your boobs thinking you'll get people NOT to go for Bush and Cheney. So what do the people do? Why, they vote for the very guys you girls consider . . . boobs!
That's right. A pair of boobs sagging so bad, with poll numbers to match, that they're dragging all of Amerika down with them.
My advice, ladies: If you want people to elect a candidate from the party whose mascot is an ass, then bend over and show them your (duh!) ASSES instead!
Try it next year and see how it works. Honestly, ladies! It's not rocket science.
Hey girls, what you're doing in that photo is exactly why Bush was reelected in 2004!
You bare your boobs thinking you'll get people NOT to go for Bush and Cheney. So what do the people do? Why, they vote for the very guys you girls consider . . . boobs!
That's right. A pair of boobs sagging so bad, with poll numbers to match, that they're dragging all of Amerika down with them.
My advice, ladies: If you want people to elect a candidate from the party whose mascot is an ass, then bend over and show them your (duh!) ASSES instead!
Try it next year and see how it works. Honestly, ladies! It's not rocket science.
Pinkie
For the love of Lenin! What is it with women who think they have to show their milkbags to draw attention to their chosen issue du jour? Don't they know it does just the opposite, distracting the masses further?Hey girls, what you're doing in that photo is exactly why Bush was reelected in 2004!
You bare your boobs thinking you'll get people NOT to go for Bush and Cheney. So what do the people do? Why, they vote for the very guys you girls consider . . . boobs!
That's right. A pair of boobs sagging so bad, with poll numbers to match, that they're dragging all of Amerika down with them.
My advice, ladies: If you want people to elect a candidate from the party whose mascot is an ass, then bend over and show them your (duh!) ASSES instead!
Try it next year and see how it works. Honestly, ladies! It's not rocket science.
I'm with comrade Pinkie here. What we need is more hot commie asses!
That is sort of what I said elsewhere... Lets face it, the non progressives seem to have the hotter women.... Of course that is no doubt due to the fact they don't have to work just to survive, and they have the downtrodden to see to their every need.
My dear Commissar Pupovich:
I see you missed my memo on the subject of hot capitalist babes last week. Please avail yourself of my shovel with my compliments, and dig into the thread below titled "'Everybody Loves Ahmadumjerk' Rally & Fun Activities." I believe I was the last to post there, as my thoughts on the subject pretty much shut all the guys up.
I see you missed my memo on the subject of hot capitalist babes last week. Please avail yourself of my shovel with my compliments, and dig into the thread below titled "'Everybody Loves Ahmadumjerk' Rally & Fun Activities." I believe I was the last to post there, as my thoughts on the subject pretty much shut all the guys up.
AHH Pinkie, the pinksters, the pinkmiester, urpinkieness, do we not rub pink parts?
Commissar Pupovich
That is sort of what I said elsewhere... Lets face it, the non progressives seem to have the hotter women.... Of course that is no doubt due to the fact they don't have to work just to survive, and they have the downtrodden to see to their every need.Yeah, I suppose starvation, working in a gulag, and living in constant fear tend to sap the bloom of youth rather.
However, there is no question that our Commie babes... er... gender diverse comrades, have that "inner beauty" that we always seek... da? And nothing like a good set of brains to get the old blood rushing.
Holy cow, and I thought Zombie Time was a "lily wilter".
OK, so none of these girls are anywhere near as repulsive as the "inflated scrotum guy". Still, this isn't about advancing a political agenda, it's about walking around a major city topless with stickers on their boobs. Malignant narcissism at its finest.
Another observation: You know those girls are vegans and yet they all seem to have the "beer and donuts" physique. Hell, I look like that (minus the boobs, thankfully) without the self-righteous dietary restrictions.
OK, so none of these girls are anywhere near as repulsive as the "inflated scrotum guy". Still, this isn't about advancing a political agenda, it's about walking around a major city topless with stickers on their boobs. Malignant narcissism at its finest.
Another observation: You know those girls are vegans and yet they all seem to have the "beer and donuts" physique. Hell, I look like that (minus the boobs, thankfully) without the self-righteous dietary restrictions.
I wonder how it is that some city doesn't arrest these "boobs" under their fascist laws (which in this one case I would support). Somehow I doubt their Founding Warmongers intended that as "covered" free speech. Though I suppose many of those pictures come from our Progressive shelter city, San Francisco. If that be the case, perhaps we need to review our Party discipline and find a way to Put them On the Wall for some real or handy thought crime we can dream up.
When they pull the Bushitler postage stamps off, will their nipple rings be effected?
One can only hope.... one can only hope...
Lower your eyes, comrades. We were ordered to look at Mother Hillary's piano legs, not her abundant cleavage. Do you want to be sent to Lubianka?
Citizen Smith, those chains look good on you.... I am sure they will continue to be part of your wardrobe for a very long time. Surely you would not imply that this Commissar would dare to look on the Many Titted Empress' piano legs much less her cleavage? This Commissar wouldn't chance that with your eyes and a solar filter.
What is wrong with this picture?
This foolish observer has the minimal eye and face protection to view Her Highness. But that flimsy ordinary rain coat will not stand up to the various discharges of the Empress and the fool did not even bother to put on gloves!
Just look at this People's Lab Tech examining what we believe is merely a toe nail, or possibly a discarded stinger that was found in the Chairman's house after the last visit he had from Her Empress. Do you think anyone with a semblance of sense would dare to view her if it can be avoided?
What is wrong with this picture?
This foolish observer has the minimal eye and face protection to view Her Highness. But that flimsy ordinary rain coat will not stand up to the various discharges of the Empress and the fool did not even bother to put on gloves!
Just look at this People's Lab Tech examining what we believe is merely a toe nail, or possibly a discarded stinger that was found in the Chairman's house after the last visit he had from Her Empress. Do you think anyone with a semblance of sense would dare to view her if it can be avoided?
I think that looks more like Hildo's Diaphragm?
Hmmm, you could be right. We need to get one of our Hildo experts in to try and make a positive identification. We tried to run some DNA tests on it, but whatever it was simply melted the swab we tried to use, then when we finally succeeded getting a sample, the analyzer positively melted down. We are trying to see if our friends at Lawrence Livermore can do something with it.
Though I know we ought to admire the pure alabaster gams of our Many Titted Empress I think it imperative for us all to examine her cleavage in the picture closely. Look closely! See anything suspect in the photo? That's right, comrades (extra vodka rations for you) the photo shows an Abundant Titted Empress but not a Many Titted Empress. Thus we are left with four conclusions;
1. Our Many Titted Empress is cleverly concealing the other mammary apparati in some fold or hollow within her body
2. Our Many Titted Empress has invented a way of replacing he frontal abundance with alternative appurtenances varying in size, shape, color and texture
3. Our Many Titted Empress is manifest here in one of her many incarnations (others of which include vampire, werebat/moonbat, sexy shower kitten, and mother unit)
4. This is not our Many Titted Empress but a doctored photo. I refer all comrades to the photos below.
1. Our Many Titted Empress is cleverly concealing the other mammary apparati in some fold or hollow within her body
2. Our Many Titted Empress has invented a way of replacing he frontal abundance with alternative appurtenances varying in size, shape, color and texture
3. Our Many Titted Empress is manifest here in one of her many incarnations (others of which include vampire, werebat/moonbat, sexy shower kitten, and mother unit)
4. This is not our Many Titted Empress but a doctored photo. I refer all comrades to the photos below.
Oh Dear Lenin, who art in a masoleum,
Socialist Revolution is thy name.
Thy collective come, in the US as in Russia.
Give us this day an end to this thread.
And forgive those that posted here.
For thine is the revolution, the power, and the state.
Forever and ever, Heil Lenin.
The Pup is almost to the point of barking in tongues... if that would bring an end to the views and descriptions of Her Empress... How much more can a pup stand?
Socialist Revolution is thy name.
Thy collective come, in the US as in Russia.
Give us this day an end to this thread.
And forgive those that posted here.
For thine is the revolution, the power, and the state.
Forever and ever, Heil Lenin.
The Pup is almost to the point of barking in tongues... if that would bring an end to the views and descriptions of Her Empress... How much more can a pup stand?
Amen.
Premier Betty
Like these?So many hotties, so little time. HEY GIRLS! er, uh, I uh, I mean uh LIBERATED ECO-EARTH MOTHER PROGRESSIVE FEMINIST SOLIDARITY PARTY MEMBERS! let's see, what else? oh! I HATE BUSH TOO! yeah that's the ticket! TAKE BACK THE NIGHT, SISTERS! PENISES ARE MURDER! no wait, MEAT IS MURDER! AND WOMEN ARE MEAT! shit! I'm screwing this all up! oh, this'll get 'em! HEY! WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? FREE LOVE? HEY WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! shit! I'm never gonna get any hippy pussy!
Dear Lenin, I guess you didn't hear my prayer....Have I displeased you in some manner?
Hmmm, makes me wonder how far the no bush statement goes......
Oh no!!! Don't encourage them! For Lenin's sake no! It's almost enough to make me go the way of Commissar Theocritus as it is!
SMO! Pinkie! Help a Commissar here! Surely there must be some party doctrine being abused with the showing of all this.... this.... oh the horror!
SMO! Pinkie! Help a Commissar here! Surely there must be some party doctrine being abused with the showing of all this.... this.... oh the horror!
It is indeed a horror, my dear Pupovich, and like all the other horrors of humanity, it's the fault of--yep, you guessed it--George W. Bush.
Unfortunately for these brave, courageous women, this is the way it must be until the Empress's coronation. For as long as Bush is in power, these girls have no other way to make themselves heard. Didn't you know, all free speech has been suppressed since Bush, in cahoots with the Right Wing Supreme Court, stole the election from the Great Goracle, Prophit, Messiah, and Savior of the Planet and all of the Soon-To-Be Homeless Cute Baby Polar Bears?
Why do you think the Dixie Chicks posed naked for the cover of some magazine? Because Bush took away their freedom of speech! Why do you think their record sales went down? Suppression by the Bush Administration!
The evil Bush Administration seeks to suppress the speech of all Progressives, in order to degrade Progressive women by forcing them to bare their boobs to express their opinions and get their point across.
When a woman can't speak . . . when no one will buy her records . . . or watch her movies . . . or whatever else she must do to deliver her Message to The People . . . what else is there to do, but show 'em her milkbags?
I'm applying Progressive Thinking here, so naturally what I'm saying makes Good Progressive Sense. Da?
Unfortunately for these brave, courageous women, this is the way it must be until the Empress's coronation. For as long as Bush is in power, these girls have no other way to make themselves heard. Didn't you know, all free speech has been suppressed since Bush, in cahoots with the Right Wing Supreme Court, stole the election from the Great Goracle, Prophit, Messiah, and Savior of the Planet and all of the Soon-To-Be Homeless Cute Baby Polar Bears?
Why do you think the Dixie Chicks posed naked for the cover of some magazine? Because Bush took away their freedom of speech! Why do you think their record sales went down? Suppression by the Bush Administration!
The evil Bush Administration seeks to suppress the speech of all Progressives, in order to degrade Progressive women by forcing them to bare their boobs to express their opinions and get their point across.
When a woman can't speak . . . when no one will buy her records . . . or watch her movies . . . or whatever else she must do to deliver her Message to The People . . . what else is there to do, but show 'em her milkbags?
I'm applying Progressive Thinking here, so naturally what I'm saying makes Good Progressive Sense. Da?
But wouldn't it be nice if Eva Longoria or Jessica Alba were Progressives... At least the Dixie chicks look good Nude (except for the short one with the big mouth).
If these Progressives are representing San Francisco, and following every thronging throng aberration fluttering with gossamer streamers, then certainly this cannot be the path we should follow?
If these Progressives are representing San Francisco, and following every thronging throng aberration fluttering with gossamer streamers, then certainly this cannot be the path we should follow?
Great Stalin's Ghost! This is the second post in a row where I have felt compelled to squash all this use of that ghastly word.... "free!" And this is a progressive place... so what need is there for these "creatures" equal as they are, to engage in their "free speech" elsewhere? Surely you have heard how we have had a problem with a declining population among progressive areas? This display certainly is not helping decent comrades of the male persuasion to get up to bat so to speak, for the good of the Party, nay, For the Children™! Hide them things For the Children™!
Commissar Pupovich I agree completely the word "free" is unacceptable in our docterine! However, in order too propagate do we not need this type of propaganda to mushroom our population increasing urge? And really what about the Children shall we leave them to the likes of National Geographic?
Commissar Pupovich,
Does Ann Coulter have an Adam's Apple?
Does Ann Coulter have an Adam's Apple?
How can one even think of propagation after being exposed to the images as we have seen here? OK, Ann Coulter is not progressive... but those legs.... that face... oh, if only our commie babes could be so hot. Ok, who unplugged Ann? It's not funny you know... Ann is quite sensitive you know?
OK, here is the new Truth about the baring of boobs, superseding all previous Truths.
I notice how you guys all seem repulsed by the sight of those things. That shows you to be Good Progressives! For you see past the horror and ugliness and stench to the True Progressive Beauty that lurks within each and every one of my Progressive sisters.
We refer to girls like these in the above photo, "Bimbos Opposed to Oppression by Bush's Icky Evil Schemes", or BOOBIES for short.
The BOOBIES are like the mythical sirens of the Rhine, luring foolish non-progressives (pardon the redundancy) to the the great solid rocks of Socialist Glory.
Still befuddled? OK, their primary mission, For the Greater Good, is to garner more votes for the Democrats.
It works like this: Non-Progressive Male sees BOOBIES. Unlike you, he isn't disgusted. Instead, his brain, which by its very right wing nature is weak and feeble and vulnerable to all forms of susceptibility, turns to mush as the blood within swirls round and round, gurgling and draining down into his thing like a flushing toilet.
Thereafter, he thinks only with his thing . . . and thus is in complete thrall to the BOOBIES. His eyes will be glazed, he may be tripping over his tongue, and you might even hear him muttering, "BOOOOO . . . BIES," over and over as he staggers after the BOOBIES, leaving a trail of drool behind him as he follows them to the nearest polling place.
Once there, he will do whatever the BOOBIES want--vote Democrat--just so he can continue feasting his gaze on that which makes all Good Progressive Men retch.
There! Now isn't this easier to swallow than all that "free speech" crapola?
I notice how you guys all seem repulsed by the sight of those things. That shows you to be Good Progressives! For you see past the horror and ugliness and stench to the True Progressive Beauty that lurks within each and every one of my Progressive sisters.
We refer to girls like these in the above photo, "Bimbos Opposed to Oppression by Bush's Icky Evil Schemes", or BOOBIES for short.
The BOOBIES are like the mythical sirens of the Rhine, luring foolish non-progressives (pardon the redundancy) to the the great solid rocks of Socialist Glory.
Still befuddled? OK, their primary mission, For the Greater Good, is to garner more votes for the Democrats.
It works like this: Non-Progressive Male sees BOOBIES. Unlike you, he isn't disgusted. Instead, his brain, which by its very right wing nature is weak and feeble and vulnerable to all forms of susceptibility, turns to mush as the blood within swirls round and round, gurgling and draining down into his thing like a flushing toilet.
Thereafter, he thinks only with his thing . . . and thus is in complete thrall to the BOOBIES. His eyes will be glazed, he may be tripping over his tongue, and you might even hear him muttering, "BOOOOO . . . BIES," over and over as he staggers after the BOOBIES, leaving a trail of drool behind him as he follows them to the nearest polling place.
Once there, he will do whatever the BOOBIES want--vote Democrat--just so he can continue feasting his gaze on that which makes all Good Progressive Men retch.
There! Now isn't this easier to swallow than all that "free speech" crapola?
::gasp::
Prole Pinkie, by Lenin, with all due respect you should really write pulp erotica for The People. Please report at once to Commissar Pupovich at the Dep. of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health.
Just a question: Isn't our Many-Titted Empress supposed to have us gape in awe before the abundance and curviness of her natural dowry, in spite of its unreachability? Is the amazement before boobs a selective reaction according to progressiveness/non-progressiveness?
Please elaborate on the subject, the way you usually do oh so well.
Prole Pinkie, by Lenin, with all due respect you should really write pulp erotica for The People. Please report at once to Commissar Pupovich at the Dep. of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health.
Just a question: Isn't our Many-Titted Empress supposed to have us gape in awe before the abundance and curviness of her natural dowry, in spite of its unreachability? Is the amazement before boobs a selective reaction according to progressiveness/non-progressiveness?
Please elaborate on the subject, the way you usually do oh so well.
okay. I found one. commie, progressive, party girl, lover of che ... it's ... that Diaz girl. 
She should be the spokescomrade of the party.
She should be the spokescomrade of the party.
Two points if you will....
First, I am not quite sure what you are saying....
Do you mean "We call girls like these in the...." in that you have something in common... or was that just an unfortunate slip of the "pinkie" while typing? A Freudian slip as it were? Or did you mean We call girls like these....
As for the rest. While I can certainly agree with you that we of course do look at the inner beauty of progressive women first and foremost, I would of course be more tolerant of the "free speech" of those women if they were, shall we say, more verbose in some cases, or to "the point," or better read, and their "speech" did not drag on so to speak, meander about in such a aimless manner. I am actually a big fan of women of different speaking styles. For instance, I really like women who "speech" is shall we say brief but too the point, or even those whose speech is broad and verbose, yet to the point and not meandering.
Pinkie
We call girls like these in the above photo, "Bimbos Opposed to Oppression by Bush's Icky Evil Schemes", or BOOBIES for short.First, I am not quite sure what you are saying....
Do you mean "We call girls like these in the...." in that you have something in common... or was that just an unfortunate slip of the "pinkie" while typing? A Freudian slip as it were? Or did you mean We call girls like these....
As for the rest. While I can certainly agree with you that we of course do look at the inner beauty of progressive women first and foremost, I would of course be more tolerant of the "free speech" of those women if they were, shall we say, more verbose in some cases, or to "the point," or better read, and their "speech" did not drag on so to speak, meander about in such a aimless manner. I am actually a big fan of women of different speaking styles. For instance, I really like women who "speech" is shall we say brief but too the point, or even those whose speech is broad and verbose, yet to the point and not meandering.
Of course, if this article is true the whole question is moot as marrying one's toaster might actually come into vogue once again (see earlier thread here on PC):
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1
You know, while I have to admire the progressiveness of robot marriage, I think they miss the point. Marriage has little to do with love or attraction, it is about commitment. Now I am sort of unclear what "commitment" would mean in regard to a robot. Commitment to a brand? Or would it mean keep rebuilding the same "significant other" as long as spare parts can be obtained?
Comrade, you know I'm a man of simple origins, so forgive the direct nature of the answer: I think "commitment" would mainly mean not to penetrate another device's sockets, as long as those in yours still function.
But tread lightly... these are dangerous ideas, comrade Pup. We all know the concept of "commitment" to anything other than the Party are unwanted remains of decadent bourgeois morality.
But tread lightly... these are dangerous ideas, comrade Pup. We all know the concept of "commitment" to anything other than the Party are unwanted remains of decadent bourgeois morality.
Ah, I think I can see your point Party Diplomat Drago. I merely pointed out though that the meaning of marriage today very much revolves around the idea of commitment to another. However, in the much better Progressove World of Next Tuesday, marriage will no longer have any use at all that I can think of.
Commissar Pupovich
Ah, I think I can see your point Party Diplomat Drago. I merely pointed out though that the meaning of marriage today very much revolves around the idea of commitment to another. However, in the much better Progressive World of Next Tuesday, marriage will no longer have any use at all that I can think of.Imagine a world without divorce lawyers, too!
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Oh, we will have plenty of uses for lawyers of all sorts... there are a lot of holes to dig... and fill...
Commissar Pupovich
Do you mean "We call girls like these in the...." in that you have something in common... or was that just an unfortunate slip of the "pinkie" while typing? A Freudian slip as it were? Or did you mean We call girls like these....OK, I went back and fixed it, Commissar Smartypup. You should all be very thankful The Party has other uses for Pinkie than to make a boobie out of her.
Commissar Pupovich
Oh, we will have plenty of uses for lawyers of all sorts... there are a lot of holes to dig... and fill...That sure beats having them in a courtroom and .... aw hell! .... let's just beat them!
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Comrades,
All this talk of burying lawyers concerns me... Come the revolution we will need fuel and no better than having these nefariouis blood sucking leeches working in the coal mines of Wyoming. Their three piece suits will keep them warm in the winter months, and if they pass away the're already underground. We will start with the Ivy League Graduates so we can turn their Pinky (no offence intended) soft hands, with their big soft bellies and sagging man boobs, into strong Vodka grasping Schwarzaneggers! We will then move onto the ambulance chasers...We will have them build our roads, highways, and latrines. We will pay them the same amount their class action, smoke hacking, recipients received about .15 cents per year. Next is Congress, although they have been instrumental in promoting our cause (now almost daily.. who knew?), I believe the're only in it for personal power, bathroom sex, wealth, and not for the good of the people, such as us Comrades! Next we will move onto the Judges..you know the ones that have kept our Vodka guzzling brothers off the roads and incarcerated while letting the Pedophiles, Murderer's, and Big Corporate Capitalistic Thieves on the streets. I'm not sure what to do with them? Perhaps Commissar Pupovich with all of his infinite wisdom has an idea. Now we can move on to the Hollywood crowd. Perhaps we can dip them in wax and put them in restaurants for preview. I'm open for ideas. Newscasters, Mhm. I need some help here. That about sums up my wish list. I hope the thought Police are tuned out.. Just like most of Amerika.
From legs too boobies and lawyers! What a great Nation!
All this talk of burying lawyers concerns me... Come the revolution we will need fuel and no better than having these nefariouis blood sucking leeches working in the coal mines of Wyoming. Their three piece suits will keep them warm in the winter months, and if they pass away the're already underground. We will start with the Ivy League Graduates so we can turn their Pinky (no offence intended) soft hands, with their big soft bellies and sagging man boobs, into strong Vodka grasping Schwarzaneggers! We will then move onto the ambulance chasers...We will have them build our roads, highways, and latrines. We will pay them the same amount their class action, smoke hacking, recipients received about .15 cents per year. Next is Congress, although they have been instrumental in promoting our cause (now almost daily.. who knew?), I believe the're only in it for personal power, bathroom sex, wealth, and not for the good of the people, such as us Comrades! Next we will move onto the Judges..you know the ones that have kept our Vodka guzzling brothers off the roads and incarcerated while letting the Pedophiles, Murderer's, and Big Corporate Capitalistic Thieves on the streets. I'm not sure what to do with them? Perhaps Commissar Pupovich with all of his infinite wisdom has an idea. Now we can move on to the Hollywood crowd. Perhaps we can dip them in wax and put them in restaurants for preview. I'm open for ideas. Newscasters, Mhm. I need some help here. That about sums up my wish list. I hope the thought Police are tuned out.. Just like most of Amerika.
From legs too boobies and lawyers! What a great Nation!
Pinkie
OK, I went back and fixed it, Commissar Smartypup. You should all be very thankful The Party has other uses for Pinkie than to make a boobie out of her.LOL! Ah, I am glad you took care of that.... and that the Party does indeed have other uses for you than to hunt down the Pup and thrash him.
Pinkie
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Empress Hillary enjoys a great deal more support on the Left.Comrade Pinkie...hilarious. Pure gold. You deserve more rations for this.
Commissar Pupovich
Pinkie
OK, I went back and fixed it, Commissar Smartypup. You should all be very thankful The Party has other uses for Pinkie than to make a boobie out of her.LOL! Ah, I am glad you took care of that.... and that the Party does indeed have other uses for you than to hunt down the Pup and thrash him.
Quit fighting you two. Don't make me tell Hillary on you.
Commissar Pupovich
What is wrong with this picture?I'll tell you what's wrong with this picture, Comrade Pup. This Muslim woman has her hands showing! And punishment could not be correctly delivered as her new, futuristic-style burqa would deflect the stones.
Beez
Comrad Bubalasky
Comrades,All this talk of burying lawyers concerns me... Come the revolution we will need fuel and no better than having these nefariouis blood sucking leeches working in the coal mines of Wyoming.
Nyet comrade! Those aren't coal mines I spent the last 8 months getting set up in Wyoming. The William Jefferson Clinton Memorial People's Reeducation Facility is a uranium mine. After all, we must do all that we can can to keep our CO2 emmissions as low as possible.
This talk of "burying lawyers" concerns me as well. I am beginning to wonder if we have some of those right wing conspirators in out midst that comrade Sheldon Drobny warned about. There is some very incorrect ideology floating around in here.
Again, the Utopian Socialist State of America will be largely run BY Progressive lawyers and in fact be lead by the most Progressive lawyer of all. The only lawyers sent to work the uranium mines will be those who worked for the opposition, those who did not contribute adequately to The Party and those found to be otherwise disloyal.
On another note, an explaination and clarification of our beloved Many Titted Empress's many tits. They aren't all on the same body. Like most women, Beloved Leader HRC only has room for two breasts on her body. Unlike most other women, she has many additional bodies, each with its own pair of tits. Some also come equipped with "male bits" while others have "female bits" because some days she feels like having nuts and some days she don't!
LoneRedStar
Hmmm, makes me wonder how far the no bush statement goes......Well, if they're like most ladies like that I know, not very far! There is likely ample bush as well as hirsute legs and armpits.
Premier Betty
Quit fighting you two. Don't make me tell Hillary on you.Not to worry Premier... I don't think anyone intended or felt the Reid had hit the fan.
Commissar M, Comrad Bubalasky,
I am beginning to smell a Thought Crime. Let me set the record straight as best I can before Chairman Meow and Comrade Smersh decide they need to pay you two a visit.
The problem with lawyers today will be the same problem we will face next Tuesday after our glorious revolution succeeds in establishing the United Socialist States of Amerika. There are too damned many lawyers!!! I think those who failed to serve The Party™ prior to our glorious People's Revolt™ will make excellent Soylent Green Squares™. I think putting those lawyers that the party finds useful to work in the new William Jefferson Clinton Memorial People's Reeducation Facility to mine uranium is an excellent idea.
Strong Communism does not need lawyers per his holiness, Karl Marx's, original theory. The people, via The Party™, will make and enforce the laws as The Party™ sees fit. Lawyers will therefore become obsolete. Additionally, lawyers are part of the bourgeoisie. Post-revolution, we all know what's going to happen to the bourgeoisie.
Our Many Tittied Empress is an exception though she is a lawyer, as she has ascended to godessness. She not only has multiple bodies, but multiple pairs of breasts on each body for all proletarians to suckle from. Just ask Mr. Reno and Nancsky. It took Comrade Theocritus a week to pry them off of our Many Tittied Empress' mammaries the last time they were at his place.
Go Forth, and sin no more, Comrades! Unless of course you come across an earth-mother type hippie chick you want to shag, because as loyal members of The Party™ you are immune as this is not a sin for us! Though, you are not immune from their STDs.
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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev.
I am beginning to smell a Thought Crime. Let me set the record straight as best I can before Chairman Meow and Comrade Smersh decide they need to pay you two a visit.
The problem with lawyers today will be the same problem we will face next Tuesday after our glorious revolution succeeds in establishing the United Socialist States of Amerika. There are too damned many lawyers!!! I think those who failed to serve The Party™ prior to our glorious People's Revolt™ will make excellent Soylent Green Squares™. I think putting those lawyers that the party finds useful to work in the new William Jefferson Clinton Memorial People's Reeducation Facility to mine uranium is an excellent idea.
Strong Communism does not need lawyers per his holiness, Karl Marx's, original theory. The people, via The Party™, will make and enforce the laws as The Party™ sees fit. Lawyers will therefore become obsolete. Additionally, lawyers are part of the bourgeoisie. Post-revolution, we all know what's going to happen to the bourgeoisie.
Our Many Tittied Empress is an exception though she is a lawyer, as she has ascended to godessness. She not only has multiple bodies, but multiple pairs of breasts on each body for all proletarians to suckle from. Just ask Mr. Reno and Nancsky. It took Comrade Theocritus a week to pry them off of our Many Tittied Empress' mammaries the last time they were at his place.
Go Forth, and sin no more, Comrades! Unless of course you come across an earth-mother type hippie chick you want to shag, because as loyal members of The Party™ you are immune as this is not a sin for us! Though, you are not immune from their STDs.
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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev.
Eeek! Comrade Blokhayev, don't let the cat out of the bag just yet! The last thing our glorious new Utopian State needs is a bunch of greedy, disloyal, nihilistic moral relativists trying to run things and undermine the efforts of The Party and our Beloved Empress.
However, we need them now to run our "civil liberties" groups and political action commitees. We need them to file endless lawsuits against large corporations and the evil Bush regime. We need them to redefine the law in our favor. We need them to fight for every last Party vote in Red November, to assure the inevitable victory of our Beloved Leader. In short, lawyers, at least "liberal" lawyers, are The Party's most useful and most idiotic of all useful idiots (followed closely by journalists and college professors). If they knew what fate The Party has in store for them after the final victory, they would desert us en masse. We must allow them to believe without question that they are a valued part of the apparatus until victory is secured and the purges can begin.
However, we need them now to run our "civil liberties" groups and political action commitees. We need them to file endless lawsuits against large corporations and the evil Bush regime. We need them to redefine the law in our favor. We need them to fight for every last Party vote in Red November, to assure the inevitable victory of our Beloved Leader. In short, lawyers, at least "liberal" lawyers, are The Party's most useful and most idiotic of all useful idiots (followed closely by journalists and college professors). If they knew what fate The Party has in store for them after the final victory, they would desert us en masse. We must allow them to believe without question that they are a valued part of the apparatus until victory is secured and the purges can begin.
Commissar M
Eeek! Comrade Blokhayev, don't let the cat out of the bag just yet! The last thing our glorious new Utopian State needs is a bunch of greedy, disloyal, nihilistic moral relativists trying to run things and undermine the efforts of The Party and our Beloved Empress.However, we need them now to run our "civil liberties" groups and political action commitees. We need them to file endless lawsuits against large corporations and the evil Bush regime. We need them to redefine the law in our favor. We need them to fight for every last Party vote in Red November, to assure the inevitable victory of our Beloved Leader. In short, lawyers, at least "liberal" lawyers, are The Party's most useful and most idiotic of all useful idiots (followed closely by journalists and college professors). If they knew what fate The Party has in store for them after the final victory, they would desert us en masse. We must allow them to believe without question that they are a valued part of the apparatus until victory is secured and the purges can begin.
Comrade Commissar M,
I am in no way suggesting we implement "The Final Solution" that we have planned on our cadre of useful idiots at this time. Indeed we need these pinheads ... er ... loyal party followers, like the ACLU, to do the dirty work that we do not want to soil our hands with. Look at how useful the ACLU has been over the decades. They have almost singlehandedly been responsible for the rotting of the social fabric of AmeriKKKa, for which they should be commended. They have turned Amerika into a modern day Roman Empire!
Look at the current generation of younger AmeriKKKans. They are morally bankrupt, spineless, whiny, cowards, that have no stomach for war because they hide behind a false sense of compassion that our socialist educators have programmed into them. Plus they don't want anything to interfere with their video gaming. We can thank these liberal intellectuals for raising this generation "passive" children into "passive" adults. Their techniques of anti-corporal punishment, no fighting-use your words, don't defend yourself-tell your teacher/mommy/police officer/our Empress/etc., have been stupendously successful. They have made our goal of a socialist Amerika populated by "sheep-ple" ruled by a Big Sister/Big Brother who is more intelligent, more enlightened, than the unwashed masses so much more easier to accomplish!
I need not mention the MSM. They are in lockstep with The Party's™ goals. A lockstep with a goose-step beat, I might add.
There is no need to worry my dear Commissar! These useful idiots are not savvy enough to catch on to what we are doing here. Plus with all the pablum puke that our useful idiots in the MSM feed them every evening during the news telecasts, we have nothing to worry about.
Yes!!! The progressive peoples of Amerika are finally waking up to the peril and the evil of the Bushitler regime. They are uniting behind us, The Party™, and our Empress!!! It is a new dawn in Amerika, and it is a Red Dawn.
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Like these?
I think the Capitalist Pigs win this one.
Red Jim,
Three glasses of Vodka from every bottle!
Three glasses of Vodka from every bottle!
Oh Dear Lenin... I thought we had finally got this conversation on a more dignified Party line....How many more times must I be exposed to this? I confess! I confess! What do you wish me to confess to?
All right, guys. You see what you're doing to Pupovich, and I for one can't stand to see a grown commissar like this.
So I'm only going to say this once: Do you think you guys could come off--oh, wait, maybe I should rephrase that . . .
I think it's high time you guys got off--<gasp> #$%^&*!
OK, very funny, guys. Only it's not funny. There's nothing funny about those sagging things; they're just not funny, they're pathetic, so knock off the knickers--#$%^&*--I mean SNICKERS! I mean, STOP LAUGHING!
You especially, Red Jim! And I see you in the back there, Comrade Bubalasky! That hand clamped over your mouth is doing precious little to keep the vodka from squirting out of your nose. And such a waste of good vodka, too.
<Pinkie stands with hands on hips, tapping foot and wearing a glare that could leave the cute baby polar bears homeless by this weekend>
OK, I'm going to try this one more time: You guys will DROP the subject of boobies, and STOP posting photos of them. Do I make myself clear? Good!
<Pinkie turns and marches off, then whirls around again as something pokes her in the--well, let's just say it was quite a broad target>
All right, which one of you threw the paper MIG? PUPOVICH! Confess!
So I'm only going to say this once: Do you think you guys could come off--oh, wait, maybe I should rephrase that . . .
I think it's high time you guys got off--<gasp> #$%^&*!
OK, very funny, guys. Only it's not funny. There's nothing funny about those sagging things; they're just not funny, they're pathetic, so knock off the knickers--#$%^&*--I mean SNICKERS! I mean, STOP LAUGHING!
You especially, Red Jim! And I see you in the back there, Comrade Bubalasky! That hand clamped over your mouth is doing precious little to keep the vodka from squirting out of your nose. And such a waste of good vodka, too.
<Pinkie stands with hands on hips, tapping foot and wearing a glare that could leave the cute baby polar bears homeless by this weekend>
OK, I'm going to try this one more time: You guys will DROP the subject of boobies, and STOP posting photos of them. Do I make myself clear? Good!
<Pinkie turns and marches off, then whirls around again as something pokes her in the--well, let's just say it was quite a broad target>
All right, which one of you threw the paper MIG? PUPOVICH! Confess!
It was Red Jim who did it, while encouraged by Comrade Bubalsky! I confess, I saw the whole thing!
Off to the turnip farm with them both! Pinkie, if you would, pass them those freshly dulled shovels. Do you think 4 hours is enough? No? Da! I see what you mean! We will start with 8 hours "comrades," then depending on whether Comrade Pinkie feels you have done well, lets just put it this way, the People's Wall needs a fresh coat if you catch my drift.
Off to the turnip farm with them both! Pinkie, if you would, pass them those freshly dulled shovels. Do you think 4 hours is enough? No? Da! I see what you mean! We will start with 8 hours "comrades," then depending on whether Comrade Pinkie feels you have done well, lets just put it this way, the People's Wall needs a fresh coat if you catch my drift.
Commissar Pupovich
Oh Dear Lenin... I thought we had finally got this conversation on a more dignified Party line....How many more times must I be exposed to this? I confess! I confess! What do you wish me to confess to?Whatever you do dear Commissar, confess quickly! I understand that these same fine examples of progressive intelligentsia have posed nude for PETA. I should have pictures of them baring their progressive pride shortly.
Commissarka Pinkie
<Pinkie stands with hands on hips, tapping foot and wearing a glare that could leave the cute baby polar bears homeless by this weekend>OK, I'm going to try this one more time: You guys will DROP the subject of boobies, and STOP posting photos of them. Do I make myself clear? Good!
<Head hung in shame, hand extended out for shovel> It wasn't about the boobies it was about the presentation of the message. I'm sure the PETA photos will be much more tasteful.
PETA? People Eating Tasty Animals, I love hot nude commie babes eating meat and drinking Vodka! Bring on the Pics!
Red Jim
I should have pictures of them baring their progressive pride shortly.Yes, well, I will be placing your lack of being a team player in your State Work Record. I had hoped it wouldn't come to this, but given the many warnings you have received in Progressive kindness, about refraining from posting such pictures of "progressive boobs" as we have seen all too much of here, you really leave me no choice.
What is wrong with progressive boobs, Commissar Pupovich <reaches for red pen>? Is there something offensive about these womyn baring it all for world peace, socialism and the total annihilation of America? Let me guess, you would rather see a womyn being exploited because she is "attractive", right? Is that what you want? Do you want an "attractive" womyn like Megyn Kelly or Laurie Dhue - both who are Faux News fascist - to look over and admire like a filthy male oppressor? <reaches for Commissar Pupovich's State Work Record> Hmmm? Is that what you want? <clicks red pen> I'm waiting for a response, Commissar Pupovich. I'm waiting for a response.
Your response is here... Chairman, have we not seen enough of the same pictures in this thread? Surely 3 times is more than enough to see the same boobs over and over. Think of all the People's Pixils that are being wasted in such a way? Pixils that could be better put to use in glorifying Our Many Titted Empress? Pixils that could also be put to better use if I may say, to bring honor and OPM to my Chairman? Verily, I am doing a service For the People™ when I say this Red deserves a mark in his record. And really, would some fresh commie talent not be welcome?
As you can see Chairman, my heart and head is in the right place, at least I do hope you agree?
But if we are going to use pixils...
As you can see Chairman, my heart and head is in the right place, at least I do hope you agree?
But if we are going to use pixils...
Can we call the fluids resulting from the aforementioned pixels "Pixel Juice?" And wouldn't it be almost the same as Pixie Juice that is going to keep our economy running after HRC's victory?
If I may respond to a picture with a picture, Commissar Pupovich...
If I may respond to a picture with a picture, Commissar Pupovich...
Ah Red, the Pup is well aware of that....
I think the many twitted Empress needs a theme song.
Comrade Bubalsky, that is a wonderful piece of music, yet somehow seems lacking for Our Highness.
It is still being worked on, but as it happens, I am in possession of a video of a recemt pre coronation affair Her Highness hosted with her supporters, and we even had 2 moderate republican's in attendance to show how she will reach out "across the aisle" you might say, to bring us together.
It is still being worked on, but as it happens, I am in possession of a video of a recemt pre coronation affair Her Highness hosted with her supporters, and we even had 2 moderate republican's in attendance to show how she will reach out "across the aisle" you might say, to bring us together.
Commissar Pupovich,
You are such a Dog! How you attain these secret videos is beyond me! Hildo looks fabulous with dark hair, and I do believe she's dropped, oh lets say 80 lbs.
This video is such a typical Liberal function, I don't think I saw Nancy though?
You are such a Dog! How you attain these secret videos is beyond me! Hildo looks fabulous with dark hair, and I do believe she's dropped, oh lets say 80 lbs.
This video is such a typical Liberal function, I don't think I saw Nancy though?
Yes, Nancy was in that scene as well. She is the one with the short red hair. Now the next video you will see her wearing Micky Mouse ears at the start of the "victory dinner." But it is a rather somber dinner for you see, Hillary is now ready to start dealing with some "problems." Lets just say we don't want this to get out at this moment. The audio is poor, and so at times, when they say "Billy" it sort of sounds like Eddie... and it's not a pretty sight. Recall the times I speculated that once Hillary has achieved her rightful place that she will no longer need Bill as he could prove an embarrassment again? Well, this answers the question. Now this is simply a practice run, so Billy's place has been filled by non-person K in this training video. You will not see Nancy too much in the beginning, for as you will see, she is hurt a bit emotionally about Bill's fate, and in the end, you will also see her love for Hillary being rebuffed. In addition, you will also see how Hillary will deal with those who have let her down. It's not pretty...
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PICTURE GALLERY PROG OFF 
Party-Approved
Original Pictures
• Our Biggest Hits
• A Picture a Day (keeps
thoughtcrimes away)
• Prog off
• Che Guevara
• Tea Parties
• etc.Tea Party Posters Complete Collection, Free Downloads 2008 Election Posters Obama Poster Parodies Obama Poster Cards 
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MUSIC CUBE'S ORIGINAL
WILD PARTY-APPROVED VIDEOSPeople's Karaoke Progressive sing-alongs for collective
dancing and marching
View on this site Red Square's YouTube channel Party favorites
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STATE-RUN STORE #86 BY PRODUCT: See the Entire Store The People's Cube Obama Playing Cards Obama Dollar Bill Magnet T-SHIRTS POSTERS BUTTONS POSTCARDS MAGNETS BAGS MUGS STICKERS TIES APRONS KEYCHAINS HATS 
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THE PARTY BUNKER RedSquare@ThePeoplesCube.com 
Red Square,
People's Director,
Department of
Unanimity and
Visual Agitation
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