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Hillary: It Ain't Over Until I Sing!

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Special Red Army hat tip to Comrade Smersh and Comradette Laika for the ideas.

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You mean she won't be singing party approved spirituals, like Bill's favorite, "Go Down, Monica" or Sandy Berger's, "Steal Away"?

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Liposuction......Yes Good idea. We should start with her head/vocal cords then her fat ASS

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Is there ever a day when Her Excellency doesn't look terrifying?

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True...Come to think of it.She is BUTT UGLY.

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The photo was taken when Her Excellency saw her first vagina, she assumed all this time that all women made baby on the faces of their arranged partners.

Red Square wrote

It Ain't Over Until I Sing !!

Greetings Red Square,

Question: Do you know anything of this young male Russian opera performer that sings in a falsetto voice? Vitas ?? I saved the following video of one of his perfomances and play it often. It's a hauntingly magnificent production.

Performance at the Kremlin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rujKXCG ... ted&search

Vitas Website:
https://www.vitas.com.ru/klip_eng.htm

Thanks,
Blue Bell


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Blue Bell - you are not going to distract us from the revolution with decadent music videos featuring angelic voices and cheesy melodies. You may distract Commissar Theocritus's personal assistant Bruno, however, and then for not more than five minutes.

It's a good thing Lupe is not allowed more than two minutes of TV time a day, or she would've fallen in love with Vitas and flown away and died in the snowy Motherland like a little passionate bug attracted to cold, indifferent light.


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The only music Comrade Blue Bell should be enjoying is the harmonious sounds of Ludacris, 50 Cent, Eminem and whatever rip off P. Diddy comes out with. That, comrades, is music the whole collective can enjoy... not this Vitas crap!

Fo shizzling fo socialism, ya'll!

Red Square wrote:Blue Bell - you are not going to distract us from the revolution with decadent music videos featuring angelic voices and cheesy melodies.

Red Square,

You are merely jealous because you can't hit that high note like Vitas !! I am personally going to take Lupe aside and tell her to Revolt and stop serving Double Margaritas to the whole lot of you.

Thanks for the url. I did have the words in English, but can't find them now. Back to the Revolution !!

Blue Bell

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I was playing Vitas' version of "Ave Maria" on YouTube and Bruno sat on the floor and howled like the bitch that he is. He thought that I was using the dog whistle that I normally use to punish him when he doesn't put enough Mumbai Non-Conflict Sapphire Natural Juniper in my G&T.

But he's getting so flighty lately. The last time that Nansky was here she--well, I've gone over that. It's so disturbing to see this large hunk of beef cowering in a corner whimpering, "I'm blind! I'm blind!" And I thought that we'd gone over all that when Hillary came down to Rancho del Rio Grande, but for some reason eight tits is not as disturbing as two which drag the ground. Of course I did make Bruno roll them up. Toughen him up. Make a man out of him. Yeah. He's still pissed that Prada doesn't make size 14 pumps.

Like I'd spend money on Prada. Now I tried to get control of it but DiFi has a lock on it and that's one mean bitch that I don't want to tangle with.

Red Square and Comrades of the Politburo.

I have a grave, and I feel, legitimate complaint to bring forth to Comrades of the Politburo. I fear some of our most adored progressive party politicians and presidential candidates are being unwisely showered with undeserved and excessive exposure and publicity, i.e. our “Beloved Hillary,” commonly and overly-referred to in TPC as "Her Excellency the Many-Titted Empress." I have had bad dreams of that eerie and terrifying vision... nightmares in which I wake screaming in the middle of the night !! As a result, I have even been forced to be on a doctor recommended regimen of sleeping pills. Get Well cards, especially funny ones, from members of TPC will be most kindly appreciated.

I further believe that such open adoration in the TPC of Hefty Hillary as the “Mother of our Motherland” will bring forth dire consequences in the 2008 presidential election, not only from being neglectful of other deserving individuals within the glorious progressive party system, but also from not paying enough attention to the opposing and hated conservative party members and failure to expose their flaws, evilness and well-calculated corruption of our fair socialist society. These conservative party members and presidential candidates must be named and their evil deeds and thoughts exposed more indepth to the uneducated masses of the American people. How else can the people be saved ??

There is one Conservative Republican that I especially Fear… Texas Representative Ron Paul. This man should be exposed in TPC for his evil deeds and thought crimes !! He is a long shot conservative horse… err, candidate for president… whose personal appeal of downright “contrariness” and the courage to say “No” is growing among both conservatives and progressives !! He believes in capitalism, small government, isolationism, and is a Constitutionalist… OMG !! He believes in the Constitution… !! That worthless, worn-out document that most of our current politicians would throw in the trash !!

Arise members of The Peoples Cube and expose this man's evil selfishness and thought crimes !! Ron Paul must be stopped !! We, The People must be saved !!

The Antiwar, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Drug-Enforcement-Administration, Anti-Medicare Candidacy of Dr. Ron Paul
CHRISTOPHER CALDWELL
NY Times
Monday July 23, 2007

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Ron Paul Remains Longshot for GOP Nom
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070803/ap ... r/ron_paul

United States Representative
14th District of Texas
https://www.house.gov/paul/legis.shtml
https://www.house.gov/paul

Texas Straight Talk
Ron Paul's Weekly Column
Fear Factor
July 30th, 2007
https://www.house.gov/paul/tst/tst2007/tst073007.htm

Blue Bell

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Ah yes, Ron Paul. I recall him from years, wishing, when I was a misguided conservative--I've come out--that he was my congressman. I have since done my penance for being a conservative, and daily I read a chapter from Mein Kampf and <i>The Internationale</i> is the background music in my office.

And to think how far he's come too. He's so right about leaving in Iraq. I cannot think of a better signal to send that we cannot be trusted and don't have balls. Brilliant! Would make the French look brave and there is nothing I want than more than to have the froggies look down their de Gaulle beezers at us.

And of course we'd been bombing Iraq. We just didn't see Sadam's little joke, wanting to make Kuwait Province 19. Now I think we could have done business with Sadam. He had more oil, didn't he, than Kuwait? Then we could do business. I'll have to consult Neville Chamberlain's biography for tips on that.

And that brings up a really good point. I don't think that the Great Satan has any right to get pissed off at anything that anyone does to us, even if we did something that was called for, because by definition we never do anything that is called for.

Our military only kills innocent people and bombs aspirin factories.

We never give money to worthy foreign causes, such as asthmatic, one-eyed, lesbian Peruvian carpet weavers to teach them to get the pile in the carpet right. Stereoscopic troubles you know; if we'd paid Macroshaft only a billion dollars those $500 rugs might have looked as good as the $50 ones from Malaysia.

Yes. It's our fault. Always was.

What were we talking about?

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What were we talking about?

Commisar Theocritus....it was Ron Paul George & Ringo.
Funny, I didn't know a Pittsburgher could be a Texas Straight Talker? (Is there a pun there Theocritus?)

Seriously....His stance on Iraq is just plain dumb. Other than that, he's not a bad candidate, but that's more than enough. America has never liked a loser, unless if you're a liberal or a libertarian off his meds.
When you give a dictator 5 months to hide and dismantle WMD's like the footdragging perpetuated by the UN, it's no wonder. Do you take a chance, let Saddam go and wait to see if he uses them or take the necessary step to make sure he doesn't? No WMDS? That's good, right? Unless......they went somewhere else. That "No WMDs" argument is such a red herring.
Ron Paul George & Ringo must have never heard of the Zarkman either, setting up shop for AQ in 2002 with a wink and a nod from Saddam....and neither has the Democrats who just love to hear him blather their treasonous talking points like he was one of their very own surrender monkeys.

Laika

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Ron Paul is our Mike Gravel. I will admit that I like his rants on limited government but at the same time (with Laika) his pull-string blurts out Dem Pro-Surrender talking-points which are... well... retarded and completely discredit everything else he has to say. I really don't see the last standing super power becoming isolationist when we have Global Terrorism, Venezuela, North Korea and Iran getting chummy and China emerging as a rival. Nope, can't see it at all and I would hope that our blue counterparts would have learned something since WWII about sitting on the sidelines with mad men across the pond threatening our national security.

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We shall find the terrorist who is responsible for this.

SMERSH HEAD OF KGB
Section 9.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFpNlMW ... ed&search=
Ok guys .......You think this is funny?
We will find you.

SMERSH HEAD OF KGB
Section 9.

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United Forever in Friendship and Labour,
Our mighty Republics will ever endure.
The Great American Union will Live through the Ages.
The Dream of a People their fortress secure.

CHORUS:
Long Live our American Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free????
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Star spangled banner Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.

Through Days dark and stormy where Clintoons will Lead us
Our Eyes saw the Bright Sun of Freedom above
and Clintoon our Leader with Faith in the People,
Inspired us to Build up the Land that we Love.

CHORUS

We fought for the Future, destroyed the Republicans
and Brought to our Homeland the Laurels of Shame.
Our Glory will live in the Memory of Nations
and All Generations will Honour Her Name.

CHORUS

LONG LIVE OUR LEADER "HILLARY"

SMERSH HEAD of KGB
Section 9.

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We shall find the terrorist who is responsible for this.

Haha...Uh um, that was not me laughing...uhhh it was me squealing in terror at that sadistic attack upon the dear leader, I swear.

We must find these dastardly "Jesus, Marry, and Joseph" individuals immediately!!

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The standard question is, "If the man next door to you is building a cannon aimed at your house but has not fired it, is it wrong to do anything about it?" There is a huge temptation for Fortress America and I can see its allure--I'm puking sick of Euroweenie bitching, because I know that they can bitch because Americans died.

Also there is something to be said for weakening our alliances with Europe, although I enjoyed Europe and realize full well that it is our cultural home. The Western people there are simply not breeding at rates enough to sustain their welfare Ponzi state; schools built in 1970 in Italy based on demographics are only partly full; we have picked up their defense bills for 60 years; their only source of income to fund their Ponzi schemes is immigrants which means Muslims which they are too cowardly to insist assimilate, if such a thing is possible. They no longer have the confidence in their culture to defend it, which may explain some of their hatred for us for we are an unflattering mirror.

As we speak, the Russians are now, again, being told that NATO and America are their main enemies. The Commies have a $50B "emergency" fund from oil profits, and the third-largest money reserves in the world, and Putin is not spending on health care or anything but missiles and bombs. Cindy Sheehan, why aren't you over there? Oh. They'd open up the Vladimir dungeons for you, my dear, just for you. Russia last month test-fired a submarine MIRV missile, the Tuplov 4 (?) class so fast that even if our Star Wars were working on schedule, and it's not really, it couldn't stop that. The missile landed 3800 miles away, right on target. Russia is coming back on line, folks.

But a world that has no American police would be a much worse world; it is globalized and our hard and soft power, which dwarf the rest of the world's, should be used for stability. Imagine a world run by the UN.

Scared yet?

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:The only music Comrade Blue Bell should be enjoying is the harmonious sounds of Ludacris, 50 Cent, Eminem and whatever rip off P. Diddy comes out with. That, comrades, is music the whole collective can enjoy... not this Vitas crap!!

I must say I am a bit surprised to see you enjoy such capitalist music Chairman. The Pup chooses more harmonious endeavors such as Jethro Tull, or those socialist darlings the Beatles. Who could not say they loved Back in the USSR?

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If I know Meow, he's getting a cut off of 50 Cent et al.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:If I know Meow, he's getting a cut off of 50 Cent et al.

Which I am sure he uses for the good of the Party.

BTW, I don't suppose you could let me in on why he is referred to as Meow?

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His full name is Chairman Meowsovitch S. Punchenko.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:His full name is Chairman Meowsovitch S. Punchenko.

Hmmm, the Pup can see why he chooses to use his initials.... Oh no! The Pup must denounce himself again!

smersh wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFpNlMW ... ed&search=
Ok guys .......You think this is funny?
We will find you.

SMERSH HEAD OF KGB
Section 9.

Smersh, Hillary is going to need you to find all of these 'invisible americans'.
Yes, it seems only Hillary can bring us to the brave new world where every citizen is carefully monitored, compelled to 'pay their fair share', and of course provided with people's health care.

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Hillary is going to need you to find all of these 'invisible americans'.
Yes, it seems only Hillary can bring us to the brave new world where every citizen is carefully monitored, compelled to 'pay their fair share', and of course provided with people's health care.

Let's not leave out forced neutering! There are simply too many proles being brought into this world eating up our well earned food and leaving their carbon footprints all over the place!

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No, no, no, Comrade Pupovich! We need a good breeding program for proles. I want them bred to be strong while young, stupid, and to follow orders slavishly. In other words, the NEA is serving our needs well. Now I'm breeding them to kick off once they're past optimal load-bearing, or child-bearing age. That damned old-age medical care is ruinous.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:No, no, no, Comrade Pupovich! We need a good breeding program for proles. I want them bred to be strong while young, stupid, and to follow orders slavishly. In other words, the NEA is serving our needs well. Now I'm breeding them to kick off once they're past optimal load-bearing, or child-bearing age. That damned old-age medical care is ruinous.

I am so glad to have you for such wise guidance Commissar!

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I just got through listening to the very voice of evil, the focus of everything unholy and vile, the source of everything bad that has ever happened to you, your children, and your children's children. Yes, I listened to Rush Limbaugh interview Karl Rove! Amazingly enough, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy machine was able to filter out the sound of Rove's Darth Vader breathing apparatus and were even somehow to cleverly manipulate his voice so that he came across like he could have been your next door neighbor chatting with you while you were cleaning up the branches that fell in your yard because of the hurricane they caused because Bush lied. Those clever bastards!

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RUSH: I would like to introduce you all to Karl Rove. Karl, welcome to the EIB Network. I cannot tell you how great it is finally to have you here with us.

KARL ROVE: Well, thanks, Rush. I'm honored you'd ask me and delighted to be with you.

RUSH: You haven't probably heard about this, although it won't surprise you, but I've gotta tell you something. It's a hilarious story. The editor of the Seattle Times was conducting a staff meeting when they learned of your resignation announcement, and everybody stood up and started cheering, and --

KARL ROVE: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Was my wife there?

RUSH: (Laughing.)

KARL ROVE: Was my wife in that crowd?

RUSH: (Laughing.) And the editor said -- this is what's funny. The editor said no politics in the newsroom. You've gotta keep this stuff to yourself. We've gotta remember there's a political year coming up. No politics in the newsroom! Anyway, people have to be curious. I know they are, Karl. You've been the brunt of all kinds of assaults and attacks, personally and otherwise, along with the president. How do you guys deal with it?

KARL ROVE: Rush, you ignore it. I mean, if you have to wake up in the morning to be validated by the editorial page of the New York Times, you got a pretty sorry existence. So the best thing you could do is just ignore it, plow on, stay focused. The president is very good about saying, "Look, we came here for a reason. We have an obligation on the country," and press on by it. I'll be hyperventilating about the latest attack on him by somebody, and he'll say, "Don't worry. History will get it right and we'll both be dead." So it's a good, healthy attitude about how to take it.

RUSH: That's interesting. I know you don't like talking about yourself, but I --

KARL ROVE: I hate navel gazing, Rush.

RUSH: (Laughing.)

KARL ROVE: I'm not good at it.

RUSH: But I want to ask you to do it, because the perception of you that's out there, courtesy of the Drive-By Media, is one thing.

KARL ROVE: (Laughing.)

RUSH: But people love listening to somebody who speaks passionately about anything, and you have that ability. You're passionate about a lot of things.

KARL ROVE: Yeah.

RUSH: Tell people about your perception. What do you want them to know about your job and how you did it?


KARL ROVE: Well, look first of all, you need to put my job in perspective. I'm an aide to the president of the United States. There are a lot of other aides to the president of the United States. So the first and foremost thing to understand is that I'm a member of a team. In fact, you know, our day at the White House starts early, many times at 6:30 or six o'clock with meetings or breakfasts, but every day we have a senior staff meeting that starts at 7:30, and for the first four years of the administration, I sat around that table -- there are about 19, 20 people in the room who are the senior aides to the president, and for the first four years -- I started my day sitting between Margaret Spellings on one hand and Condi Rice on the other. I mean, I look around the table today and I see the people that I've been honored to serve with as colleagues and aides to the president, and they are a remarkable group of Americans, many of whom have made enormous professional and personal and financial sacrifices to serve their country and this president. I've been honored to be one of them. You know, I've had a little bit of a unique relationship with the president that some of them have not had, but every one of them -- the president has done a magnificent job of making every one of them -- understand his aspirations and his vision, and as a result, they're a wonderful team. We can disagree mightily about issues big and small. We can argue passionately our views on an issue. We can find consensus on a lot of them. When we can't, we take the issue to the president, he decides, and everybody at the end of the day salutes smartly and says, "You know, that was probably the right decision even if I was on the other side of it," and it's really a remarkable place to work.

RUSH: What would you like people to know about the president that they don't know?

KARL ROVE: Well, you know, the president is a... You know, I've known him 34 years, and I thought a long time ago I would cease to be amazed by the guy because I've had such high regard for him for so long, and particularly after he became governor of Texas, I realized I was capable of being surprised a lot more, and then when he became president. Look, the thing the American people need to know about him is he is just as passionate today about doing his job of protecting America and of growing the economy and being focused on big reforms that will make America better and safer and stronger in the years ahead, as he was in the day that he came in, and he walks into that office and lights up that building with -- you know, it sounds corny, but it's inspiring to work around him. He's got a wonderful spirit. He's got a great sense of humor. He treats people with the greatest respect and dignity, and that goes from the guy swabbing out the floors on the first floor of the White House to, you know, some foreign head of state. He treats everybody with respect and dignity, and he sets such a wonderful tone and serves as a wonderful model for people who work around him. I think one of the reasons why this White House staff consists of so many wonderful people is because they're around him and realize what a great experience it is to be around him.

RUSH: Does it frustrate you...? I know you said earlier just ignore the criticism. Does it frustrate you with all the attacks on him as brain dead or a frat boy, that you're the brain and this sort of thing, or do you shelve that and just go about your day?

KARL ROVE: Well, I shelve that, but I have to admit I'm amused by it because, you know, this is one of the best-read people I've ever met. This is a Harvard MBA. This is a Yale undergraduate whose major was history and whose passion is history. Many times the people I see criticizing him are, you know, sort of elite, effete snobs who can't hold a candle to this guy. What they don't like about him is that he is common sense, that he is Middle America.

RUSH: He outsmarts 'em.

KARL ROVE: Yeah, and look, in a way, they "misunderestimate" him, and he likes that.

RUSH: (Laughs.)

KARL ROVE: In fact, I think to some degree he cultivates that because it doesn't matter to him if somebody on the Upper East Side is putting their nose in the air about him. You know, he is who he is, and he's comfortable in his own skin, and he's not going to change just to win popularity with the elites.

RUSH: You said that he's a voracious reader. Tell people. You and he have a reading contest.

KARL ROVE: We do. We do. It happened by accident. We generally gossip on Sundays, and the Sunday before New Year's of last year, 2006, we were gossiping and I could hear Laura in the background and the president said to me, "Do you have any good New Year's resolutions? I gotta figure out a good New Year's resolution," and I said, "I'm a big reader." When I moved to Washington we brought 158 cartons of books, and, you know, I love to read. It's a great way to relax and a great way to learn. I said, "Well, yeah, my object in 2006 is to read a book a week. My object is to do 52 books in a year," and he said, "Great," sort of dismissed it and went on. Well, about the 2nd or 3rd of January we're in the Oval Office waiting for the vice president and a couple of others to straggle into a meeting and he looked at me, and said, "I'm on my second. Where are you?" So we went off to the races on a book contest and we kept track of books, and I leaped to an early lead, and he began a refrain which he's used a lot which is that he was in second place because he was the leader of the Free World and had a real job to do, which sort --


RUSH: (Laughs.)

CALLER: I mean, look, this is competitive, but I mean, come on, please. But no, we've had a great contest. It's been a great experience the last year and a half. We've been trading book suggestions back and forth.

RUSH: How many books have you guys read?

KARL ROVE: I beat him last year, 110 to 94, and I'm ahead this year. I won't give you the total because it would crush you, and again he keeps saying, "Look, I'm the leader of the Free World, but, you know, I won the first year." In fact, it was almost... It was very funny.

RUSH: Wait. He's not reading little pamphlets. (Laughing.)

KARL ROVE: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! In fact, we both agreed upon a Mutually Assured Destruction. When we got too competitive last year, we both started reading John D. MacDonald mysteries, which are really delicious. He's a wonderful writer, a Floridian, who writes a wonderful set of mysteries, Travis McGee mysteries, and we both decided that we loved them. We were reading them quickly, enjoying them a lot, and then we realized this was being far too competitive. So we limited the number of John D. MacDonald mysteries we were both reading, so we could get back to the serious stuff.

RUSH: We have to take a commercial break. Can I steal you for a couple more minutes?

KARL ROVE: You bet.

RUSH: Great.

KARL ROVE: You bet.

RUSH: Karl Rove will continue right after this. Don't go away.


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RUSH: The Excellence in Broadcasting Network, Rush Limbaugh. We're back with Karl Rove.

KARL ROVE: Rush, I gotta ask you, is that a real ad, Spatula City? Because...

RUSH: (Laughing.)

KARL ROVE: I'm in need of a good spatula. Is that located over next to Toothpick Town?

RUSH: Yeah, they're in Wal-Mart. They're a section inside Wal-Mart.

KARL ROVE: There we go.

RUSH: Something I've always wanted to ask you and I just never have. Could you tell us what it was like in the first months of the administration, following the aftermath in Florida? You had made the strategic decision to adopt a new tone. You wanted to try to build bridges back to Democrats after the divisive nineties. The president had done it in Texas with Democrats, and you consulted them on legislation. Do you have any regrets about that approach?

KARL ROVE: No. Look, when we were able to find willing allies who are willing to work across party lines, it was the right thing to do. The problem was there are some Democrats who have never gotten over the 2000 election, who view the president as somehow illegitimate; never accepted the outcome, and hate him -- and there are some Democrats who made a calculated decision -- led I think at the time by, Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle after the Democrats took back control of the Senate -- that the way back out of the political wilderness for them was to simply obstruct everything that the president was trying to do, and their basic attitude was, you know, "Okay, we may agree with it. We may think, some of us may think, it's a reasonable and responsible thing to do, but let's not give Bush, quote, 'a political victory,' unquote," and that's not helpful for the country, but it was.... Look, should the president be saying the ugly things about the Democrats that the Democrats routinely say about him? I mean, Harry Reid who goes jumping out there calling the president a "liar" and "deliberately misleading the country" and so forth. I mean... No, he's not going to do that. That's not who he is. He'll have a respectful disagreement. He'll hit tough on issues. He'll find ways to advocate his cause. But he's not going to engage in the kind of personal name-calling that makes Washington... Look, there ought to be politics in politics. But after the elections are over, people ought to be able to put things aside and look at things with the best interests of the country at heart, and if they don't agree, they don't agree, but if they ought to agree and should agree, they ought to try and move something forward and that's happened on many things. Energy legislation, education, tax cuts, judges. Look, we couldn't have gotten Roberts and Alito on the Supreme Court without having some thoughtful Democrats say, "These are people worthy of serving on the Supreme Court." We couldn't pass the tax cuts without having some Democrat say, "You know what? We really ought to give people back some of their own money." You know, I was interested this year on the budget resolution -- which is normally a straight party vote -- do you know some very thoughtful Democrats had some qualms about voting for the Democrat budget resolution, and at least one significant Blue Dog voted for the president's budget resolution.

RUSH: Yeah. Well, it's interesting. You said that the president in all of this will not respond in kind --

KARL ROVE: Sure.

RUSH: -- and this has been frustrating for his supporters.

KARL ROVE: Yeah. Right. Right.

RUSH: Because, you know, people want leadership. They crave it. They love the president and have a lot of respect for him, and they just hate seeing this stuff go un-responded to. I think yesterday, when Mrs. Clinton ran this ad saying the White House doesn't see some people, they're "invisible" to the government, and the White House responded yesterday.


KARL ROVE: Well, look, what's interesting, too, about that is, it's really amazing that she would say that. You know, it's sort of disappointing. This is... After all, Senator Clinton voted against the prescription drug benefit for seniors. Senator Clinton voted against allowing people to save tax-free for their out-of-pocket medical expenses. Senator Clinton opposes giving every American a standard health deduction so that they can deduct from the cost of their income taxes, their insurance premiums. You know, when we started as a country to say, "You know what? You can deduct your mortgage interest off of your income taxes," there was an explosion of home ownership in the country, which was a good thing. When we started saying to people, "You can save tax-free for your kids' college expenses or save tax-free for your retirement expenses," we saw an explosion of 529 Plans for college education, and 401(k)s and IRAs for people's retirement. That was a good thing. Yet Senator Clinton, who deems to lecture this president on health care, opposed allowing people to do either save tax-free for their out-of-pocket medical expenses, or, she also opposed -- she also opposes -- allowing there to be a tax deduction for people to take off their income tax costs of their insurance premiums. She's against having a level playing field so that the guy who has to pay for health care for his family or her family out of their own pocket, gets the same tax break the big corporations get for providing health insurance to their employees. She's against allowing people to buy health insurance across state lines like we routinely buy auto insurance today so you can shop for the cheapest price and the best product for your family's needs.

RUSH: So she wants to --

KARL ROVE: So I'm a little surprised that she jumped out there and made such an accusation when she's got a record that's so spotty and poor on health care issues. If she really believed people ought to have more health care, she should have been -- she should be -- standing with us and making some different votes.

RUSH: Well, since we're talking about Mrs. Clinton, how about your assessment of the Democrat presidential field and where they're headed?

KARL ROVE: Well, I don't want to become a prognosticator. So I'll simply repeat what I said publicly on the record. I think she's likely to be the nominee, and I think she's fatally flawed. I think that it's going to be a tough general election. It always is at the end of an eight-year run. It's very hard, if you look back in history, for a party to win a third term for that party. It happened in 1988 when 41 succeeded Ronald Reagan. It happened in 1948, if you will, when Harry Truman who had succeeded to the job won reelection. But between 1988 you have to go back to, literally, 1908 to find a real example of somebody succeeding at the end of two terms and even then TR had inherited the office on the death of McKinley. You know, it's rare, but it can and I think will be done, but it's going to be a tough race, and it will be against her.

RUSH: What are her fatal flaws?

KARL ROVE: Well, you know, you're trying to make me into a prognosticator and I want to set a high tone here, on the high road, but look, she is who she is. There is no front-runner who has entered the primary season with negatives as high as she has in the history of modern polling. She's going into the general election with, depending on what poll you look at, in the high forties on the negative side, and just below that on the positive side, and there's nobody who has ever won the presidency who started out in that kind of position.

RUSH: One of the things about your previous comments about her regarding her reaction or her ad saying that half the country is "invisible" to this administration. I'm going to play the sound bite a moment from now in the next half hour when her portrait was unveiled in the White House. The president was as gracious as anybody could be to both Bill and Hillary Clinton and all of their friends who were in the room, and yet she comes out and does something like this. Politically, what's amazing to me is he's not going to be on the ballot and they're all running against him still.

KARL ROVE: Mmm-hmm. Well, I think it shows a lack of vision. If you really don't... The fallback position in politics is if you don't know what you want to be about, and if you don't know what your vision is, go at somebody else. I think that the American people when they approach a presidential election, are always interested in the future, and particularly at the end of an eight-year presidency they want to know what the next person is going to be doing, and so to my mind... Look, it was so over-the-top that frankly, people, an ordinary cat listening to that on the street is going to say, "Well, wait a minute. That's not true." I thought it was also egregious that she, in the same ad, talked about the president of the United States treating our troops in Afghanistan as invisible. I mean, how did she vote on the surge? You know, this is a woman who has been less than supportive of the policies that those men and women who are in the frontlines of the global war on terror fighting. This is like a woman who has opposed the Patriot Act that gave us the tools to defend the homeland. This is a woman who opposes the terrorist surveillance program that allowed us to listen in on the conversations of bad people who are calling into the United States. She opposed the FISA reforms that would allow us to listen into communications and see the communications of international terrorists who are communicating with other international terrorists, even outside the country whose messages simply happened to flow through US telecom networks. You know, again, I'm a little bit surprised that somebody with a record so weak on these things would somehow deign to lecture this president, who is very popular among the military and military families because they see him as a strong commander-in-chief who supports them, loves them, and gives them everything they need and want.

RUSH: Karl, I didn't want to stop you during that. I've only got about ten seconds here to say good-bye. But thanks so much for your time here.

KARL ROVE: You bet, Rush.

RUSH: I received a bunch of e-mails from people when I said you were going to be on, who wanted me to pass on to you that they love you.

KARL ROVE: Oh, thanks Rush.

RUSH: We all do.

KARL ROVE: Thanks, buddy.

RUSH: Talk to you soon.

KARL ROVE: Thanks much.


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I can hear Satan speak through Rove. That's it: Satan. How else can you count for that?

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I knew Bush personally in the 70s and 80s and he is not an idiot. Nor is he vindictive. Nor is he a homophobe. Nor is he a racist. Nor is he evil. I sold him software I wrote and he made a fast business decision in the first days of computers and it was a good one. He started at the bottom of the ladder, learning to check records in the office that I now own; he did it himself; he put in the hours; he did the work. He is not a moron nor lazy.
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I personally think that Rove is the Bushitler's familiar, the representative of the Great Satan.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I can hear Satan speak through Rove. That's it: Satan. How else can you count for that?

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I knew Bush personally in the 70s and 80s and he is not an idiot. Nor is he vindictive. Nor is he a homophobe. Nor is he a racist. Nor is he evil. I sold him software I wrote and he made a fast business decision in the first days of computers and it was a good one. He started at the bottom of the ladder, learning to check records in the office that I now own; he did it himself; he put in the hours; he did the work. He is not a moron nor lazy.
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I personally think that Rove is the Bushitler's familiar, the representative of the Great Satan.


Can official Party Policy allow for a belief in the Great Satan? Other than Bush of course?

<off character> I am still a big Bush fan. I can not say I have agreed with everything he has done, but then I could say that about any president (the Immigration bill in particular though this was not a huge surprise seeing as his stand on this was fairly evident from the start of his campaign). I must confess I did not think he was the most electable Republican candidate in the first election, but he proved to me that he was a fine president his first year. Considering all the events of that first year, and lets not forget, it was not all 9/11, there was also the downed "spy plane" in China and the decision he had to make on a most divisive subject - stem cells, which for the most part I think he tried his best to steer a middle course on. But from the moment he got up on that pile of steel with the bullhorn to talk to the rescuers at Ground Zero, and his subsequent response to the jihadists, Bush has made me an everlasting admirer. For all the mealy mouthed griping about Rumsfeld and Iraq and Afghanistan, think about it, we took effective control of 2 countries at the cost of about 5000 soldiers. This was far less than what the media forecasted just for an initital invasion of either country. While the loss of even one is sad, when looked at historically, it is truly amazing. We lost nearly 2000 men in a D-Day training exercise in WWII, we lost 10,000 in just one afternoon in a little place called Gettysburg, and I could name many more examples where we lost thousands of men, ofter for little or no good purpose.

As for those, of which there seems to be nearly endless supply, who spew their Bush is stupid slogans, all I can say is "He is the elected leader of the Free World. What did you say your job is?"

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An investigation has been started to uncover the imperialist fat cat that hacked into my Post above. The Pup has a polished bullet on his desk waiting for this criminal when he is discovered.

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Commissar Pupovich, no doubt your post was hacked by the Evil Karl Rove, who is free to work his evil all over the world. But what will the Bushitler do without his brain? Even though the Bushitler has managed to do all of the evil in the world, Rove was his brain and he can't tie his own tie.

Some unkind people have suggested that these contradict themselves, but not at all. Everything that the Bushitler does is by definition bad and stupid even when someone else does it. That is the Official Line.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Commissar Pupovich, no doubt your post was hacked by the Evil Karl Rove, who is free to work his evil all over the world. But what will the Bushitler do without his brain? Even though the Bushitler has managed to do all of the evil in the world, Rove was his brain and he can't tie his own tie.

People fail to see the true evil genius that Bush is. I have it on good authority that the reason Bush publicly opposed stem cell research was so the resources could be used to clone the Rove brain and a few Bush body doubles so they could enjoy the good life in their network of lavish dachas all over the world. This is of course one of the reasons "Bush" sometimes seems flustered in his speech or mannerisms, for as you know, the copy is not quite as sharp as the original.

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I have on good authority that since Rove resigned, they had to paint a white line between the Oval Office and the living quarters in the White House. Bush is that stupid, you know. And so out of it. He calls Laura his wife instead of his ho!

That man's gotta go.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I have on good authority that since Rove resigned, they had to paint a white line between the Oval Office and the living quarters in the White House. Bush is that stupid, you know. And so out of it. He calls Laura his wife instead of his ho!

That man's gotta go.

You know one thing I have wondered given the way Hillary has been campaigning so far? Can she beat Bush in 2008? Sooner or later she will have to start berating her capitalist pig opponent in 2008.

Sadly, I must confess a weakness of the flesh.... I find Laura more attractive than even Hillary or Nancy. I know I will be cured of this soon, but deep down, she just brings out a bit of the Alpha Dog in the Pup! I shudder to think of the potential "First Man" being there again. I would not wish for him to be cutting the ribbons at our Beet Farms opening. What are they thinking? After all, it is generally the "First Mate" shall we say, that we have entertain the wife of our foreign heads of state. Can you imagine the possibilities for havoc and mayhem with Bill entertaining some head of states wife? Hmmmm, come to think of it, this may be a good thing indeed Da?

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When Our Many Titted Empress is El Presidente for Life she will have no need of Slick Willie's charms, and will de-Willie Slick. He will be reduced to dry-humping the legs of fat ugly interns.

Or using cigars.

Oh. Been there, done that.

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I was just watching the evil KKKarl RoveKKK on MSNBC's Meet the Press with David Monkey Boy filling in and all I have to say is that I'm TERRIFIED!

This warmonger is on the loose now, comrades! He is out there making his way through the media DESTROYING EVERYTHING THE PARTY HAS DONE TO TURN PUBLIC OPINION! Ugh... it was all planned out the KKKarl would be on the outside giving the Party a run for our $oft campaign money right up to the '08 revolution!!! And Nancy? Don't even bother trying to talk with her right now... she is completely irate over this KKKarl Rove thing... completely irate, comrades! Why, just a few minutes ago I was walking by her office only to smell patchouli and old Janis Joplin vinyl's coming through the door! WE MUST BE VIGILANT NOW! TRUST NO ONE! THEY MIGHT BE WORKING FOR ROVE!

Everyone now is a potential enemy of The People... feel free to purge yourself if you start having feelings that you might be in league with Rove! <looks around nervously> TRUST NO ONE, DAMMIT! DON'T EVEN TRUST YOUR GOLD FISH... EVEN IF YOU DID FORGET TO FEED HIM/HER CAUSING HIS/HER DEATH! EVEN THE DEAD CAN BE WORKING FOR ROVE! OH MAH DARWIN! MY APPLIANCES MIGHT BE WORKING FOR ROVE! <passes out>

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Shut up!
Listen up! All of you!

This supposed to be choir practice not a moving tribute to KKKarl Rove, a very bad man with many redeeming qualities I admire.

A-hem.

LALALALALA

OK, All together now!

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute her, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!


H08

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:When Our Many Titted Empress is El Presidente for Life she will have no need of Slick Willie's charms, and will de-Willie Slick. He will be reduced to dry-humping the legs of fat ugly interns.

Or using cigars.

Oh. Been there, done that.

Ah, now that truly brought a smile to this old socialist's face this morning! Not unlike the mirth I get by loosening the proles shovel handles at night, then when they finally awaken and begin to tend my garden and their shovel blade falls off, I send them to the gulag for sabotage and then arrest the shovel maker factory manager and charge him with incompetence for designing a shovel that can be sabotaged.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:WE MUST BE VIGILANT NOW! TRUST NO ONE! THEY MIGHT BE WORKING FOR ROVE!

Everyone now is a potential enemy of The People... MY APPLIANCES MIGHT BE WORKING FOR ROVE! <passes out>

Again, many thanks Chairman for your wise advice and warnings! Even at this moment, the Pup is investigating his appliances for any Rovian influence.

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Hillary wrote:Shut up!
Listen up! All of you!

This supposed to be choir practice not a moving tribute to KKKarl Rove, a very bad man with many redeeming qualities I admire.


Forgive this old Pup, for he fears he may have been the instigator of this unfortunate distraction from the choir practice.

Hail Hillary!

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H8, where have you been? Flogging the help again? We miss you here, you know, your piquant sense of humor, your fairness your wisdom.

...Bruno, get me the Pepto, mach snell...

And, Empress, your beauty. Your blonde tresses, the envy of every Valkyrie, that Christophe was so lucky to work on. I'm sure that he paid you for the honor.

...God, Bruno, have you seen that old bag's hair? Remember the time that you used that old string mop on some toxic waste left over after Janet used the room with a drain? We had to use five barrels of Varsol. Don't remember? That's right. Dr. Joseph had to knock you out for a week and you weren't any good to me for a month after that...

And, Empress, when will you grace my table at Rancho del Rio Grande again? I have been keeping a herd of wild hogs just for you. They're a bit bony but I expect that you'll love gnawing the raw flesh from the ribs, just as you did with that road-kill coyote on Texas 100. You know how you loved that salsa that Bruno made just for you, using blood clots and fetuses instead of tomatoes.

Come down anytime.

...Bruno, lock up the Waterford. She might come down on her broom. Bruno! Bruno! Get out from under the bed RIGHT NOW!...

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Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,

Wouldn't Heil to the Chief be more appropriate?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:H8, where have you been?

H8.... is that one of the other endearing nicknames you have for our beloved, adored, Hillary?

Oh Belevedere.... Belvedere.... bring me another mint julip. And hurry or I will return you to the beet farm.

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I so adore our Many Titted Empress that I would do anything for her. I have trimmed her hooves, and even sent Bruno to couturier school to make a dress which will hide her tail. Her ass isn't really that fat, you know--every lie she tells makes her tail grow a millimeter and she's up to 40 feet now, and she had it docked only last week.

And those changing hair-dos--hide the horns.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I so adore our Many Titted Empress that I would do anything for her. I have trimmed her hooves, and even sent Bruno to couturier school to make a dress which will hide her tail. Her ass isn't really that fat, you know--every lie she tells makes her tail grow a millimeter and she's up to 40 feet now, and she had it docked only last week.

And those changing hair-dos--hide the horns.

To think, you have seen her Highness in person, while all the Pup can do is allow his fertile imagination to flow... and it is flowing now!

Oh Belvedere! Belvedere... please mop the floor and bring me a Mint Julep please.

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Ah, yes, Pupovich, I am blessed. But should you ever see her here at Rancho de Rio Grande, and I extend you an invitation, you should be wary. If you drop something in her presence, such is the size of her ass that anything you let go of will orbit it.

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It's true... it's the only place the pod can free-float without our tanks... the young ones find it great fun, though I tire of both her unpredictable tides and the precession of her equinoxes, both of which leave me somewhat nauseous unless I pick a Lagrange point and stick with it.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Ah, yes, Pupovich, I am blessed. But should you ever see her here at Rancho de Rio Grande, and I extend you an invitation, you should be wary. If you drop something in her presence, such is the size of her ass that anything you let go of will orbit it.

So are you saying it hasn't quite made it massive enough to harbor a black hole? The Pup is thinking on seeing an online friend in San Antonio sometime in the next few months, so who knows?

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No... the contrivance of a black hole would require that we have two individuals occupying the same space, both of whom believe they are the centre of the universe... but as witnesses to such an awesome celestial event, we would all be dead, so I am quite happy to have the concept remain theoretical, though I find the science compelling...

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:No... the contrivance of a black hole would require that we have two individuals occupying the same space, both of whom believe they are the centre of the universe... but as witnesses to such an awesome celestial event, we would all be dead, so I am quite happy to have the concept remain theoretical, though I find the science compelling...

But does that mean the MTE has not occupied the same space with another who doesn't think they are the center of the universe? I have certainly heard suggestions of this here.

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One may, before encountering her Highness, perhaps entertain such delusions of grandeur, but just as two twinned particles can instantaneously change their matched spin at any distance (in apparent opposition to Einstein's law of special relativity), so too does it seem to happen that ANYONE who encounters her Awesomeness instantaneously changes their own spin, thus negating the potential for anihilation... Pup... it's just the way the universe shook out... if the big bang had happened just a little differently... if there had been just a few less elementary particles, or inflation had occured just a little differently or the expansion been just a touch more uniform, then hydrogen and helium wouldn't have congealed out of the miasma, there would have been no light, or clumping together of these suddenly formed particles... no matter to cling together and slowly heat to the point of igniting stars and so no furnace in which larger, more complex particles could form, thus creating even the carbon on which our existence depends...

Just as we cannot question that we are all made of star stuff, but must marvel at the chance that brings this about, so too we must marvel at the fact that proximity to the MTE does not bring about the end of everything as we know it...

Sometimes we must simply accept that life is a grand mystery and count our blessings...

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:One may, before encountering her Highness, perhaps entertain such delusions of grandeur, but just as two twinned particles can instantaneously change their matched spin at any distance (in apparent opposition to Einstein's law of special relativity), so too does it seem to happen that ANYONE who encounters her Awesomeness instantaneously changes their own spin, thus negating the potential for anihilation...

That is indeed a blessing! Fortunately nature does have built in safeguards!

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SMO and Pup, I stand in gobsmacked amazement at your erudition but wonder if perhaps you do not commit the sins that the Jesuits do in trying to prove their god instead of merely relying on faith.

Our Many Titted Empress stands alone, outside the Universe. The laws of physics do not apply to her--reality swirls about her horns and cloven hooves. Her only true connection with reality is that she is the source of every worm hole in the universe.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:SMO and Pup, I stand in gobsmacked amazement at your erudition but wonder if perhaps you do not commit the sins that the Jesuits do in trying to prove their god instead of merely relying on faith.

I will say 20 Hail Hillary's in penance.

Hail Hillary full of space.
The pond scum is with thee
Bloated are you among wimmin....

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Greater art thou than the sun in the radiance of the jewels you have stolen.
Fatter is thy ass than Miss Piggy's.
More manly art thou that Mr. Reno.

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The very roads creak under thy thighs. (excuse the Pup for that one)
Thy inner chamber is vast and spacious.
Exalted art thou above the facts.

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I am the Earth Mother for the Parasites.
I succor the criminally insane.
I harbor the snakes.
I suck the light out of the room.
I am the Dark Lord.

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Hail Hillary, show us grace.
Thy whips and chains do sting.
Our health does fail without thee.


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I am proud to announce that I rounded up 61,435 votes for the MTE in 08 campaign just last night alone! On the downside, being deceased, we were only able to garner a paltry 4,352 rubles from the "voters" themselves, though we plan on "canvassing" the survivors today. (As this Commissar discovered in a most unpleasant manner the other day, the MTE does have a nasty way of monitoring the posts even when one does not see her vastness.)

Heil Hillary

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Heil Hillary.

Has the MTE asked if you could donate any funds to her "campaign" lately?

Bidding for Mummified Walrus Penis Bone, 4 Feet Long, Starts at $16,000

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294734,00.html

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Commissar Pupovich, I have already snapped up that mummified walrus penis bone as a gift for Mr. Reno.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Commissar Pupovich, I have already snapped up that mummified walrus penis bone as a gift for Mr. Reno.

I presume you would prefer the MTE does not learn that you have bought that for Mr Reno?

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I was planning to give our MTE an upgrade to the Hildo Hydra 7.1, a device for the mutual pleasuring of our MTE, Mr. Reno, Nansky, Babs Mikulski, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maureen Dowd, and a few other of our luminaries. This machine was invented sometime about Easter, I think, and we had gone so far as to equip it with carborundum tips for Mr. Reno. I added the fillip of using the Mac's OS 10.4 owing to its Unix BSX kernel bedrock stability for there is nothing quite as disturbing as a clutch of dykes all humming along when the Blue Screen of Death approaches.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I was planning to give our MTE an upgrade to the Hildo Hydra 7.1, a device for the mutual pleasuring of our MTE, Mr. Reno, Nansky, Babs Mikulski, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maureen Dowd, and a few other of our luminaries. This machine was invented sometime about Easter, I think, and we had gone so far as to equip it with carborundum tips for Mr. Reno. I added the fillip of using the Mac's OS 10.4 owing to its Unix BSX kernel bedrock stability for there is nothing quite as disturbing as a clutch of dykes all humming along when the Blue Screen of Death approaches.

I have an excellent idea for your Hildo Hydra 7.1! We need to modify it so that it acts like one of our glorious green hybrids. For instance, on the "in stroke" it will be powered in the usual way, but we can use the back stroke to power a generarator! And just as a Prius does while braking, we need to convert the braking action on your machine into useful electricity!

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That may be a good idea for the proles, but the top Party elite will stick to the trusty and satisfying diesel dildo technology, thanyouverymuch!

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Red, since you are our leader, I hesitate to suggestion something that you have categorically denied, but let me posit one thing. I think that Commissar Pupovich may have an idea. If we can use a braking idea like the Prius, then we can use the ejection pressure of our MTE and Mr. Reno. We can flash on the ceiling a picture of Ronald Reagan and that will force a pelvic contraction so intense that we could power a small city.

But I do recognize the sentimental attraction of diesel technology for diesel dykes.

By the way, I'm starting up a line of People's Steel-Toed Drillers' Boots to sell to Rosie, Mr. Reno, Our MTE, and oh, hell, why not Susan Sarandon? Buy five pairs and you get a 25% discount on an arc welder.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote:Heil Hillary.

Has the MTE asked if you could donate any funds to her "campaign" lately?

Bidding for Mummified Walrus Penis Bone, 4 Feet Long, Starts at $16,000

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294734,00.html

This mummified walrus penis bone makes absolutely no sense... Yes.. walruses have penis bones... they have to given the coldness of the medium in which they procreate - the required blood, if moved to the appropriate member, would leave other extremities open to damage from the cold... It's true... a cold hard fact, so to speak, and so they have bones in their members to keep them semi-erect at all times... I know this, because I actually know someone who has a carved one - a piece of Inuit art, in fact, as well as having had he and his wife's wedding rings carved from the same material... but it's a bone and so need not be mummified...

Now... if we are discussing the entire member... dismembered, as it were, from the rest of the male walrus (preferably, after his demise), then fine... an entire mummified walrus penis with bone intact, but the bone, on its own, need not be... preserved... in this way... I just can't see why someone would go to the trouble of wrapping a walfus penis bone on its own, sans... well... the rest of it...

If you are at all interested, I can even provide you with a foto of said sculpture.. it's quite beautiful and in no way resembles a penis... rather, it's been carved into a totem, about two feet long, that sits in a base of what I believe is soap stone, carved into the shape of a loon... very pretty and quite a conversation piece...

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Red, since you are our leader, I hesitate to suggestion something that you have categorically denied, but let me posit one thing. I think that Commissar Pupovich may have an idea. If we can use a braking idea like the Prius, then we can use the ejection pressure of our MTE and Mr. Reno. We can flash on the ceiling a picture of Ronald Reagan and that will force a pelvic contraction so intense that we could power a small city.

But I do recognize the sentimental attraction of diesel technology for diesel dykes.

Perhaps we can do both... produce a smaller, less safe machine for the masses, sans any frills, and insist that they need to replace their current mates with our green machine, while we of course, continue to use our bigger, fancy diesel powered machines.

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OK, do as you wish. But remember the main rule of planned economy: you came up with it, you're responsible for finishing it, you'll be the fall guy if it doesn't match our expectations.

Now all we have to do is contact the Central Planning Committee (GosPlan) and try to integrate the Hybrid Hildo into the current Five Year Plan, including parts, materials, and labor. Make sure none of them contain lead paint or asbestos. The device should only be handled by those elite prole workers that live in Party-approved clean houses without lead paint or asbestos - or it's the tribunal for you, comrade.

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Red Square wrote:Now all we have to do is contact the Central Planning Committee (GosPlan) and try to integrate the Hybrid Hildo into the current Five Year Plan, including parts, materials, and labor. Make sure none of them contain lead paint or asbestos. The device should only be handled by those elite prole workers that live in Party-approved clean houses without lead paint or asbestos - or it's the tribunal for you, comrade.

Please pardon me Red, clearly I was too hung over from my vodka after celebrating the news of Hillary's incredible generosity to those charities and my fulfilling even my expanded renunciation plans. And of course I certainly would not wish to put a beet in the gears of the Central Planning Committee's outstanding Five Year Plan. They have "worked" hard on this plan, and I know they have proles to beat.. er feed as well.

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Yeah, Red, I dig all that bit about the five-year plan and no asbestos and like I'm <i>so</i> vegan with it too. I figure in the days of the Goracle actually making any sort of day-to-day sense really isn't that important, for after all, didn't the Gorobot invent truth, the universe and everything.

And it's never my fault for I'm one of the Big Cheeses in the party now, and Brune tells me so every time he gives me one of those G&Ts made up of that special Mumbai Non Conflict Sapphire gin that our MTE sent me.

I didn't know she cared for me so much. This stuff has a lot of juniper in it, she tells me, although if she hadn't told me it was juniper I'd have thought it smelled like bitter almonds.

If you'll excuse me, I'm getting a little bit sleepy now...


 
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