| Did I tell you how I organized and piloted a relief mission to bring penicilin, amoxycilin, and 1,000,000 MREs for the starving Children™ of Bosnia? I remember like it was yesterday. The tiny island nation of Bosnia was alone in its war against fascism. America had yet to enter the war, but the Children™ cried for help and something had to be done. Did I mention the Children™? So I also brought 10,000,000 condoms on a tip from Donna Shalala. When we entered Bosnian airspace the sky was filled with the Serbian Luftwaffe intent on shooting down our humanitarian expedition. Sinbad manned the rear gun turret and Sheryl Crow... mmm... womanned the belly turret. The flak was very heavy in that dark, cold and rainy night. We could see the bright flashes and black oily smoke of the bursting shells. We had never flown a night mission before. It was hell! |
Sheryl begged that we abort the mission but this was one abortion I could not support. "We must press on!" I screamed into the intercom.
"What about lunch?" demanded Sinbad.
"Ask the nice Secret Service man, he has a bologna sandwich in his briefcase labeled The Football," I barked back at Sinbad.
Is it the Secret Service that carries The Football? Maybe it was that nice Coast Guard fellow.... I'm a little foggy on that detail.... Never mind, it's irrelevant.
Anyhow, I corkscrewed the C-47 down from eight miles high to evade the sniper ground fire. If anybody who has ever been on a snipe hunt, you know how difficult that can be.
I made a perfect four-point landing. The crew called me "Slick." I thought it was nice to be compared to that singer from The Jefferson Airplane.
We taxied to the terminal and were met by heavy artillery, RPG, small arms, large arms, some legs and feet, and a nice little girl with flowers.
The flowers were just beautiful.
I cried.
It was my finest hour.



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Comrade Hasan
She reminds me of another outstanding armed forces member
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Latest transmission from Laika:Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I denounce Comrade Dissidant for being a dissident. Charges against him/her/it are pending and will be submitted AFTER he/she/it is found guilty and punished.
Hillary
Obama..you better watch out for my Carville Blue State Tick Coon Hound.Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?Quote:
“Neal Lattimore, Mrs. Clinton's spokesman, said her visit to the recruiter had to be seen in the context of her dedication to public service. ‘I'm never surprised when Mrs. Clinton is doing something service oriented,’ he said. ‘She was just taking in all her options, saying “This is where I am in my life, this is what fits into my life right now.”’”Quote:
Clinton recalled that she didn’t know if she wanted to be active duty, reserves, or National Guard. She was already a lawyer; surely there was a role she could perform. The Marine recruiter looked at her, she recalled, and asked how old she was. Twenty-seven, she said.Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?
Zampolit Blokhayev
Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?Guardian of Pravda
Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?Commissar Pupovich
Guardian of Pravda
Commissar Pupovich
Our Empress deserves all honors for her brave deeds in a war zone! I can not stand by silently while the Obama so called Air Force 2 Pilots for Truth run their attack ads to disparage a true warrior! How many more times will we allow these alleged veterans to tear down a progressive hero? I say no more! How say you?scouser
if only this brave woman had been in the british raf at the controls of her spitfire, when those nasty germans where bombing out country, i can see her now teeth gritted guns blazing shooting down focker after focker, then after the war refusing to accept any reward or medal from the king, saying it was her duty to fight and a thank you would be enough, what a focker she is
heldmyw
A C-47... 4-point landing?Zampolit Blokhayev
Commissar Pupovich
Chairman, were you also on this incredibly risky maneuver with the Highness? If so, I feel it is only appropriate that your heroism also be recognized in some manner. Certainly your heroism this past year being on the front lines with Hillary and Nancy qualifies you. Perhaps the Kennedy Medal with crossed shovels?LoneRedStar
Do any of us really think that the MTE has EVER touched a shovel.
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I must have been in a vodka/tequilla bender. and I must say that red's photographic evidence is most terrifying.....
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and personally shoots a sniper without mercy.Premier Betty
Commissar Pupovich
special unit 22
NYT turncoat DEBORAH SONTAG
April 5, 2008
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Where is all this feline discrimination coming from? Can't we all get along just as I have come to appreciate cats?
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