U.S. Exports Dope To The Middle East


UPDATE:
Many of the inspirations of The Party™ in this thread are now available as posters, t-shirts, mugs, bumper stickers and more. Please visit our Obama Hope Poster Store to get your state required ration today. The Party demands it!

Also available as a deck of playing cards for the masses...

The real Hope

(Via American Digest)

Also:

Animal New York is selling a new Pope's poster styled after Obama's HOPE poster (ushanka tip to Van der Leun). I put them next to each other for comparison.


I don't know if it's good or bad. The Pope poster cost $99.00(editions of 666 are signed and numbered). The Obama poster is free everywhere for all to see on the bus stops.

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The creatures that made the Pope poster turn out to be rather progressive animals. They style themselves as creative punk-rock intellectuals and consider McCain much scarier than Obama or Hillary.There's a name for them in the Party lexicon: "useful geniuses."

I want one of those posters.

Comrades,

Where are the "Keep Tibet Progressive!" posters? Some capitalist oppression units are burning a hole in my pocket like the Olympic torch!

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Something like this perhaps?
-- Red Square

Hopefully the middle east will smoke the dope

A product for clean politicians.


No hope for you!


Obama is to hope is what this nazi is to soup.

OLD

or I prefer

Senile

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE

How about a picture of Bill Clinton with the caption

"GROPE"

And let's not forget...

lolz! keep the pix a-comin'

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Stop it! For Lenin's sake stop it Glorious Comrade Cube! You are making me spew my caviar all over my KGB owned monitor!

Commissar Maksim wrote:U.S. Exports Dope To The Middle East

hmmm I'd like to see some 'dope on a rope" about now...

Boy I love this site!

Just to be silly...

Silly? You say that like all the others aren't.
Love the TOPE.

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

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Ahh is glorious comrades all the hope and dope and cope and tope (BBQ of course) one can want in a perfect socialist world of many Commissars and few peasants. Will be hard at first for the few to make the many happy but there is hope as we grope for the answer. Now off to the sope mines and work harder Da!
Power to the troddendown and Industries and Companies that ration rice and other foods. (COSTCO)

I added RightWingNews.com to the stamp because part of the image was taken from a picture made by John Hawkins. (Ushanka tip to Kalashnikov)

YES!!!

Apophis FTW!!!

W007!!1!!1!

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Commissar Maksim wrote:

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

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Da! Is very good Komrades! Capitalist oppressor of People is cought!

I really like the Chaos one. It would make for a great T-Shirt to wear on the frontlines of OC.

Did somebody say T-shirts?

Completed the Central Planning Committee's quota ahead of schedule!

Thanks Maksim for the idea!

Awesome design, Comrades. I hope Rush sees it and knows that TPC is doing everything in its collective power to bring CHAOS and DISARRAY to the Democrat Party. And now we have a T-Shirt to outfit the unwashed and bitter masses who are ready to become Democrats for A Day.

Available in Black! Cool

I wish more shirts were available in black. It makes progressive night ops to destroy incriminating evidence so much easier. And it immediately grants you a pardon if you are caught because how could such a progressive person ever do anything wrong?

ALLAHPUNDIT proposed this slogan for McCain's campaign on HotAir.com the other day.

<br>And this was inspired by the video of Hillary-supporting Reverend Manning.

how about a picture of Obama with "nope"

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Because bigger is more better....

Bigger is more better just like government

Indeed.

Today I was out in public wearing my new CHAOS shirt; I received more than a few smiles and nods of approval. I took great pleasure in generating an occasional frown. Just wish my state was a battleground.

I've decided to wear the shirt to our family Mothers Day event on Sunday. With half my relatives being Dems and an Obama kool-aid drinking older brother, I'm sure it will be entertaining.

Sounds like the apocalypse may be coming earlier than thought....

Speaking of wars....

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Your candidate has an Obama-like campaign ad, Betty:

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Notable journalist Kenneth Lamb has uncovered some surprising facts.

COOOBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAALLAAALALALALALALALAALALALALALALLAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Yes we shall!

(Haven't been to the site in a while. I'm behind.)

Beautiful. Hillary approves.

Surprisingly though, what most people think as disadvantages for Obama, turn out to be advantages with his supporters. They think Ayers and Wright are actually a plus! These people will gladly vote for an Arab just to spite Bush and the Neocons, whatever that means...

Arab is the new Black.

Betty, while you're at the site, please correct the Commander's pronunciation of "nuclear."

And don't forget your milkshake.

He's Cobra Commander! You don't correct him! The last time someone did that, he threw them into a pool of radioactive waste populated by mutant crocodiles! When he is elected, the pronunciation of Nuclear will be as he says it. End of story.

[scurries off with milkshake]

Commissar Maksim wrote:Notable journalist Kenneth Lamb has uncovered some surprising facts.

Its Cobra Commander without hs helmet........ Where is Duke Nukem when you need him

Here is a preview of a campaign idea I'll be writing about shortly:

I'd get rid of the "Vote For" and simply put "Obama '08" above the logo. Voting will soon be a thing of the past except as a formality anyway.

Ivan Betinov wrote:I'd get rid of the "Vote For" and simply put "Obama '08" above the logo. Voting will soon be a thing of the past except as a formality anyway.

You're right, of course, but my thinking is that since the rethuglicans are trying to create the illusion that their candidate isn't a leftist, I thought we might do the same ourselves.

Here is another example of my forthcoming writing with your suggestion implemented:

Excuzes me pleezes, verr iz Comrades Cheech ant Chong venn zo dezperatly needed by the Party, for the Party to throw a Party?

Party! Party! Party! Ballerinas! Beluga! Beer!

Cheech & Chong? I didn't know they were popular with the Party Inner Circle.

Should I make a T-Shirt with this for the elite Party members to wear around their dachas and make their wives and pool boys laugh??


Somehow they remind me of these guys we did last year:

The ultimate Obamunist poster:

I like this, Groucho should be Laika's stand-in mascot. Or maybe he should write his own Communist Manifesto a funny version of Marx and Engels work. Theirs is painful boring.

Commissar Maksim wrote:I like this, Groucho should be Laika's stand-in mascot. Or maybe he should write his own Communist Manifesto a funny version of Marx and Engels work. Theirs is painful boring.

Hey Comrades! You can't take a joke -zat's exzploitation! Glorious Communist Party guys will give you a joke -from each according to his sensibilities to each according to his funny bones! HaHa!

Da -I am tinking about old comrades Fidel an Che -an how they inspired comrades Cheech ant Chong! Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!

Gotta luv latino communist revolutionary firing squad humour! Hey meester! You wanna exploit my seester-land? HaHaHa! Bang-bang-bang! Vhoopz! Vee miss kinda -Bang-bang-bang! HaHaHa! -Iz OK now

Hokay -vatch out my next 5 year planifikatzia! I going to introduce special action squad Ukranian diet. Da! If you are fat boy now you aint gonna be that vay soon! Never mind you hungry -big bad boychiks in leather coats take your food. Good for you! You can't get fat that way!

New slogan -Hungry -shmungry -heroically starve to build glorious future!

Comradely yours,

Uncle Joe

PS -How you like heroic picture o'mia?

Uncle Joe wrote:Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!

Tell me about it! The good old days. Just like in this picture (author liquidated).

Red Square wrote:

Uncle Joe wrote:Man -Party Congresses vuz real parties then! Good jokes in speeches -we rolled em in aisles of Gulag. Da! First guy to stop laughing got rolled into Gulag! HA! HA! HA!

Tell me about it! The good old days. Just like in this picture (author liquidated).

Nyet! Nyet! You make all politically incorrect! Have you reversed negative? Sabotage! I vuz on LEFT appearing to heroic masses! Vich means I am on RIGHT from my point view. Go directly without left or right deviation to Lubiyanka -do not pass Kremlin -do not collect 200 Certificate Roubles for spend in Party Kommisary!

I posted this in the Absolut thread but it actually belongs here. What you get if you combine several advertising campaigns into one...


And this one is sort of predictable.

Buddy_Lenin wrote:Here is a preview of a campaign idea I'll be writing about shortly:

I ask forgiveness of those who are supporting our MTE, but since it appears that the One Who Makes The Ladies Swoon is most likely to win the nomination, we need a strategy.

The Vote Obama Or Else campaign is my idea. Details will follow after a number of days.

Should Mrs. Clinton win, I have some equally effective ideas for her campaign.

Comrade Buddy, this is right on the money and will surely win you the approval of People's Leader, Hillary.

A tee shirt/button I have considered is along these lines as well:

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE VOTING FOR OBAMA, I STILL THINK YOU ARE A RACIST.

Conrads:

This shirt is loverly. Which grey-suited bureaucrat do we have to bribe to get this on the P-Cube T-Shirt Generator page?

Power To The Pimples!

Comrat Binkster
"First Against The Wall When The Next Purge Comes"

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Red Square wrote:The ultimate Obamunist poster:

Parasite wrote:

A tee shirt/button I have considered is along these lines as well:

Thank you for the compliment.

I even have a car-top sign like the pizza deliverymen use.

Here is a message from some campaigners in the upcoming election:

binkster wrote:This shirt is loverly. Which grey-suited bureaucrat do we have to bribe to get this on the P-Cube T-Shirt Generator page?

It is our duty to satisfy demands of the People(TM). The shirt is already on sale at the People's Dry Goods Store and Haberdashery - CLICK HERE!.

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Nyet! Nyet! Iz all politically incorrekt! Iz duty of peoples to satify demands, production quotas, whims, crazy fantacies of Party elite! Arrest, try -then shoot all such wreckerz!

By decree of Party Chairman

Signed, " Uncle Joe "

The best friend of seamstresses.

PS -Where iz spezial web -based Pary Kommisary for spend Certificate Roubles?

Check out the "Dry Goods" page.

Comroids:

Thanks for putting the 'Marxism' shirt on.. [gush] this really IS A Worker's Paradise! The people will liberate one from your warehouse right soon.

Comrut Binkster

A submission from Jay Johnson: Tim Russert is a DUPE


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This was posted, of course, three weeks before Tim Russert's death. We are sorry he passed away at a relatively young age, but "the show must go on" and he of all people understood that.

- Red Square

DOOP: Democratic Order Of Planets. The galactic UN.

How about a portrait of the Eighth Dwarf-
"Hopey"
in his 'Dopey' hat and actual ears?

Obama: a candidate with more cowbell!


More cowbell, please!

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Terry_Jim wrote:How about a portrait of the Eighth Dwarf - "Hopey" in his 'Dopey' hat and actual ears?

DOPEY, LMAO!

Red Square wrote:More cowbell, please!

Not only can Obama be trained to read a tele-prompter, he can even play the cowbell? My goodness, this man is eminently qualified to fill the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln.

Excellent Hopey/Dopey posters!

Have a safe trip to the D isney Kulak, comerades !