How To Add Spin To Objective Reality With Optical Illusions

Comrad Bubalasky

Zampolit Blokhayev

I wonder if her face got like that from munching on too many Red Beavers?

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Blokhayev

Do you mean Drinking too many Red Beavers?



Indeed!!!   And Party approved, at that!!!

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Dr. Strangelove

Commissar Pupovich

That is why I have an OPM Platinum card... it' uses the latest in bio security and so secure from misuse or identity theft. Never leave the dacha without it.

I prefer Soviet Express:  Don't leave home.
(Sorry.  I know, but it had to be said.)

Comrade Doctor,

We all have Soviet Express cards here in AmeriKKKa.  We call them Social Security cards.

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Blokhayev
 

Sister . . . ?

PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE GUN THIS TIME, DAMMIT!  FOR THE LOVE OF LENIN, I DON'T WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS!  

Or at the very least, someone PLEASE crush this thing under a hydraulic press, like in The Fly (original version).  

help meeeeee!!!!!

Off to wash my eyes out with Putinka . . .


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Red Jim

LoneRedStar

Commissarka Pinkie

At the risk of opening an extra large can of worms, this looks like a picture of a beaver.  




Or did Alvin or one of the other Chipmunks undergo a--oh, never mind.


huh.....huh....huh she said beaver.....

Comrade LoneRedStar, get your mind out of gutter, the Commissarka meant the furry kind!

Comrade, no one likes a furry beaver.  (bring on the worms, Commisarka Pinkiedink)
 

Zampolit Blokhayev

Dr. Strangelove

Commissar Pupovich

That is why I have an OPM Platinum card... it' uses the latest in bio security and so secure from misuse or identity theft. Never leave the dacha without it.

I prefer Soviet Express:  Don't leave home.
(Sorry.  I know, but it had to be said.)

Comrade Doctor,

We all have Soviet Express cards here in AmeriKKKa.  We call them Social Security cards.

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Blokhayev

That's what I tried to say:  "Socialist Security Card."  However, I am so distressed by the Bu$HITler and its illegal wars against and bombings of the kite-flying children of Iraq and Afghanistan that it came out all wrong.  "Just Stay Home!"  (A check is in the mail...)
 

Dr. Strangelove

A check is in the mail...
"A check is in the mail" sounds like a gay guy from Czechoslovakia got lucky on a date.
~ Yakov Smirnoff
 

SShhh! Be varry varry quiet I'm hunteen Wascally Beavers.

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0 ... cheney.jpg  
 

AbecedariusRex

Red Jim

LoneRedStar

[quote="Commissarka Pinkie"]At the risk of opening an extra large can of worms, this looks like a picture of a beaver.  




Or did Alvin or one of the other Chipmunks undergo a--oh, never mind.


huh.....huh....huh she said beaver.....

Comrade LoneRedStar, get your mind out of gutter, the Commissarka meant the furry kind!

Comrade, no one likes a furry beaver.  (bring on the worms, Commisarka Pinkiedink)[/quote]

Comrade, beaver without fur would be cold beaver and no one wants to see cold beaver.
 

SShhh! Be varry varry quiet I'm hunteen Wascally Beavers.


 

Red Jim wrote

Quote:

Comrade, beaver without fur would be cold beaver and no one wants to see cold beaver.

Mmmm...Cold Beaver.


 

Red Square

(Runs in puffing and panting) {phew} Sorry I'm late! I've just come back from shovelling organic manure on John HoWARd's election campaign. Only one week to go until the revolution begins! And I see that our glorious leader has (way back at the beginning of the thread) been posting stuff from down under Oz-stray-ya! Huzzah for Red!

Sadly, in the very same newspaper was this article. Clearly not all were correctly adjusted by the progressive optical illusion therapy.

On the subject of the spinning dancer, I spent several hours staring at the image and could only decide one thing:

She's hot!!
 

She does look considerably more attractive to this eco-green-antikapitalist-progressive-freedom fighter...

spinning dancing girl now forgotten...
 

SShhh! Be varry varry quiet I'm hunteen Wascally Beavers.


 

I thought he wore briefs (man-panties)--or was I too busy back then fretting over bigger issues? (OK, wrong word choice.)  

What's that in the background, his pog collection?
 

Our Crimson Tesseract

"A check is in the mail" sounds like a gay guy from Czechoslovakia got lucky on a date.
~ Yakov Smirnoff


By the time the date is agreed to the outcome is settled. Or was.

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Now that straight men are practicing manscaping, we get this. Thank god no one is perverted enough to conflate this with the man-panties thing.

Oh shit. What have I done?
 

Commissar Theocritus

Our Crimson Tesseract

"A check is in the mail" sounds like a gay guy from Czechoslovakia got lucky on a date.
~ Yakov Smirnoff


By the time the date is agreed to the outcome is settled. Or was.



Now that straight men are practicing manscaping, we get this. Thank god no one is perverted enough to conflate this with the man-panties thing.

Oh shit. What have I done?

<<<ALERT!  ALERT!  ALERT!>>> ALL SYSTEMS RED!  INVASIVE IMAGE POLLUTING BRAIN!  PURGE!  PURGE!  PURGE!
 

Uh, even I, in my well-tended and manicured perversion, was not perverse enough to have made up this. I'm just surprised that I don't hear Betty screaming like a little girl seeing a My Little Pony Glue Factory.  For if Betty can get bent out of shape over some muscular buns, then Betty should certainly get bent out of shape at what is a definite gender-bender, which is Mr. Reno with what we can only hope is a merkin.

But, ABCDarius Rex, you seem to be new here and may not have gone back into the archives to see Mr. Reno announce that he has hooves. I cordially inquired "two or four" and was primly told two, which I thought was rather limiting for standing on people's necks. After all, if you hold a gun in one hand, a sword in another, and stand on a dead Branch Davidian's neck with one pointy hoof, you just might fall on your ass and in a physical and not metaphorical way.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

I thought he wore briefs (man-panties) ...

It is doubtful that he wore any type of underwear back then.

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Commissarka Pinkie

What's that in the background, his pog collection?

Those are his medals awarded for fighting the VRWC, as opposed to The Peoples Front of Judea or the Judean's Peoples Front.
 

And that movie is soon coming out on Blu-Ray. Someone made the comment that it is impossible to think of an equivalent about Islam. Indeed.
 

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Red Square
 

Premier Betty

I nominate GLaDOS for the narrator.  She has a calm and peaceful voice that makes you feel quite relaxed no matter what the situation.  Plus she sings well.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XqpfhrlDJR0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs

Will she have cake!?  If so I second that motion.
 

Commissar Theocritus

And that movie is soon coming out on Blu-Ray. Someone made the comment that it is impossible to think of an equivalent about Islam. Indeed.

Let alone "The Life of Brian".  Although, that would make a funny movie.  Poor bumbling Ahmed, being mistaken for Mohammed - being forced to live in a cave, being followed by hundreds of converts, having to lead the tribes to conquer Mecca.
 

Would his followers be goats or would he follow goats?
 

Billary Clinton

Will she have cake!?


We will never know.