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Is Cheney the Lone Gunman?

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All we want to know is this:
  • Did he act alone?
  • Why was he shooting quail on a grassy knoll?
  • Did he go to a Dallas theater after the shooting?
  • Why was he in Texas?
  • Has he been to Russia?
  • Is a 28 gauge shotgun the same as a Mannlicher-Carcano?
  • Does Carl Rove own a nightclub?
  • What about the "Magic Pellet"?

Agent of AMSOC
You do realize you've just handed Howard Dean his talking points for at least the next 3 months AND given Jabba The Moore the premise for his next "documentary", right?

Dick
Go ahead liberal. Make my day!

don
It's "Mannlicher-Carcano".

Thanks - we stay corrected.
- Red Square

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Comrades! Cheney is so mid-February! All the cool commies are now hysterical about Bushitler's giving away the security of our ports to Arabs. Let us keep up with the times, if not the New York Times!


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This may have not been his first shooting, the trusted peoples tabloids give crucial evidence (made up-funny-as-hell-stuff) that Cheney was the second shooter on the grassy knoll and in league with Sirhan Sirhan (at least I think that's how you spell his name...).

Bono's Brain
I remember Sirhan Sirhan from back in the 80's, they had that big hit "Hungry Like the Wolf".......wait, nooooo........it was Duran Duran......sorry.

Carlos Ilich the Cheney
Contrary to news reports (they were fakes - concocted by Dubya to throw the liberals off my trail)- I am not in a French prison.


 
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