![]() | A new cave video released by Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the non-binding resolution against Iraq troop surge passed in the House today, describing it as a step in the right direction, while also criticizing the bill as "inadequate and meager kickback for the tremendous effort and sacrifice" al-Qaeda's had given to help the Democrats win the mid-term elections. "What in Allah's name is a non-binding resolution?" al-Qaeda's number two shouted while shaking his AK-47 in the air. "We sacrificed thousands of our best men, raising body count of US troops and Iraqi bystanders to unprecedented numbers so that you could work your ungodly media polls to win the House and the Senate. And now you're basically telling us that 'the check is in the mail'? Really? If our IEDs were as symbolic and non-binding as your resolution, Pelosi wouldn't be your speaker. The question that many Jihadists are asking today is, can we trust the Democrats?" |
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"Let there be no doubt: Our failure in Iraq would be a strategic and moral catastrophe not just for al-Qaeda, but also for the Democrat Party, as well as our natural allies in the anti-war movement, media, academia, and trivial entertainment industries. If Iraq avoids civil war and becomes secure for business, it will be a tremendous victory for America - and nobody wants that, we know it because we watch CNN.
"We know that the daily scenes of death and destruction are heartbreaking and infuriating. That's why we're doing it. We provide the carnage; Democrats make sure it gets the coverage. Keep your end of the bargain and convince Americans that there is no better strategic and moral alternative for your country than hand-wringing, carping and calls for withdrawal. US Congress has a moral responsibility to do what appears easier in the short term - pull out of Iraq and let us slaughter all their moderates, America's sympathizers, and Jew lovers.
"While we are naturally focused on Iraq, it is only part of a larger war to establish a world-wide Caliphate ruled by Sharia law. Because of our boundless bloodlust and the recent coming together of spineless political forces in Washington, this war is winnable. Iraq is the most deadly battle, and how it ends will affect not only the region but the worldwide war against imperialist Crusaders. That's why the surge of US troops in Iraq must be stopped at any cost."
The video was aired on Al-Jazeera shortly after the House vote was announced. Unlike the airing of President Bush's State of the Union speech, it wasn't followed by a video of Jim Webb stating the Democrat Party's response while showing pictures of his family. Al-Jazeera representative explained that, although they had received a request for equal time from the Democrats, it was rejected because in the past, Democrats had denied a similar request from al-Qaeda, unwilling to share Jim Webb's State of the Union response with al-Zawahiri.
In Washington, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi dismissed allegations that the resolution against the troop surge gives moral support to the terrorists: "We don't support America's enemies - we only support their mission!" she said. "In the interest of our children - and our children's children - we have a moral responsibility to do what appears easier in the short term."



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Well... he clearly wasn't at his teeth bleaching appointment... ewwwww...Laika the Space Dog
I bet his breath alone could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon at fifty paces.Our dearest Comrade Clyde
Who says that Comrade Murtha has learned nothing from history? Not I, comrades. Not I.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I suggest you pick up the documentary titled Pleasantville and see for yourself how awful the 1950's were.... the horror will put brown streaks in your shorts, I assure you of this!)Ziffle
Few things in life are as pathetic as when the Hollywood types, who can hardly come off of their drug-and-alcohol-induced stupors long enough to finalize their divorces, decide to tell the rest of us how to live. Such is the topic of Pleasantville. ... My wife and I had invited some friends to come with us, and I remember at the end being thoroughly embarrassed that the outing had been my idea.One of the progressive critics
a movie with an outspoken point of view about the direction in which American culture ought to be headed.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
No, Ms. Witherspoon has a funny looking face which would make me the butt of jokes at all progressive gatherings. I simply cannot be with a womyn that has a funny shaped face...Jon Quixote
I think it is terribly unfair to assume the worst about the Democrats. After all, as we've been told ad nauseum for generations, they are only doing what they do "for the children." How can one possibly challenge the morals of folks like Comrade John Kerry, Uncle Teddy Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi!? They are indeed the standard-bearers for patriotism, and....

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