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 | A new cave video released by Ayman al-Zawahiri praised the non-binding resolution against Iraq troop surge passed in the House today, describing it as a step in the right direction, while also criticizing the bill as "inadequate and meager kickback for the tremendous effort and sacrifice" al-Qaeda's had given to help the Democrats win the mid-term elections. "What in Allah's name is a non-binding resolution?" al-Qaeda's number two shouted while shaking his AK-47 in the air. "We sacrificed thousands of our best men, raising body count of US troops and Iraqi bystanders to unprecedented numbers so that you could work your ungodly media polls to win the House and the Senate. And now you're basically telling us that 'the check is in the mail'? Really? If our IEDs were as symbolic and non-binding as your resolution, Pelosi wouldn't be your speaker. The question that many Jihadists are asking today is, can we trust the Democrats?" |
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"Let there be no doubt: Our failure in Iraq would be a strategic and moral catastrophe not just for al-Qaeda, but also for the Democrat Party, as well as our natural allies in the anti-war movement, media, academia, and trivial entertainment industries. If Iraq avoids civil war and becomes secure for business, it will be a tremendous victory for America - and nobody wants that, we know it because we watch CNN.
"We know that the daily scenes of death and destruction are heartbreaking and infuriating. That's why we're doing it. We provide the carnage; Democrats make sure it gets the coverage. Keep your end of the bargain and convince Americans that there is no better strategic and moral alternative for your country than hand-wringing, carping and calls for withdrawal. US Congress has a moral responsibility to do what appears easier in the short term - pull out of Iraq and let us slaughter all their moderates, America's sympathizers, and Jew lovers.
"While we are naturally focused on Iraq, it is only part of a larger war to establish a world-wide Caliphate ruled by Sharia law. Because of our boundless bloodlust and the recent coming together of spineless political forces in Washington, this war is winnable. Iraq is the most deadly battle, and how it ends will affect not only the region but the worldwide war against imperialist Crusaders. That's why the surge of US troops in Iraq must be stopped at any cost."
The video was aired on Al-Jazeera shortly after the House vote was announced. Unlike the airing of President Bush's State of the Union speech, it wasn't followed by a video of Jim Webb stating the Democrat Party's response while showing pictures of his family. Al-Jazeera representative explained that, although they had received a request for equal time from the Democrats, it was rejected because in the past, Democrats had denied a similar request from al-Qaeda, unwilling to share Jim Webb's State of the Union response with al-Zawahiri.
In Washington, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi dismissed allegations that the resolution against the troop surge gives moral support to the terrorists: "We don't support America's enemies - we only support their mission!" she said. "In the interest of our children - and our children's children - we have a moral responsibility to do what appears easier in the short term."
Dan Rather has the real documents showing that Mookie is alive and well in Baghdad and said "We welcome the surge, we have an endless supply of virgins!"
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Well... he clearly wasn't at his teeth bleaching appointment... ewwwww...Do you think somebody should hide a bottle of Scope under his Koran?
Maybe a tooth brush & some Crest too?
I bet his breath alone could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon at fifty paces.
That mouth and it's stench is clearly a WMD. There's your proof Dhimmicrats!
Laika the Space Dog
I bet his breath alone could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon at fifty paces.That mouth and it's stench is clearly a WMD. There's your proof Dhimmicrats!
Bad enough for those close to him on a regular basis. I can't imagine what it would do to the sensitive nose and Jacobson's organ of a canine! It's almost too much to consider - akin to someone pinging straight at my Melon, or worse, VLF/ELF... ouch!. Perhaps we come closer to an understanding of those who choose the Burqa - could it be hiding some sort of air filtering apparatus?... It could be we've just completely misunderstood and are doing these women a disservice...
Welcome aboard the peace train! What's that? No, don't be absurd, those aren't cattle cars...
Our dearest Comrade Clyde
Who says that Comrade Murtha has learned nothing from history? Not I, comrades. Not I.History? What is this "history" everyone speaks of? The only "history" I know of is how the BusHitlerHalliburtonracialhurricaneofdoomoillust has been emperor since the dreaded 1950's and how everything back then was in black and white and, and, and everyone had to sleep in seperate beds and there was no sex... NO SEX!! This other "history" you speak of simply did not happen... Emperor Bushler has ALWAYS been Emperor... the Party said so, therefore it is truth.
As for Mookie... Lenin Speed Comrade Mookie, Lenin Speed!
(Comrade Clyde - I suggest you pick up the documentary titled Pleasantville and see for yourself how awful the 1950's were.... the horror will put brown streaks in your shorts, I assure you of this!)
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I suggest you pick up the documentary titled Pleasantville and see for yourself how awful the 1950's were.... the horror will put brown streaks in your shorts, I assure you of this!)That was exactly my impression of this critically acclaimed documentary painting a portrait of stodgy Eisenhower America. No wonder the right-wing corporate bigots hated it. As an example, here's a quote from one such negative review:
Ziffle
Few things in life are as pathetic as when the Hollywood types, who can hardly come off of their drug-and-alcohol-induced stupors long enough to finalize their divorces, decide to tell the rest of us how to live. Such is the topic of Pleasantville. ... My wife and I had invited some friends to come with us, and I remember at the end being thoroughly embarrassed that the outing had been my idea.What had looked like a fun comedy in the trailers turned out to be an utterly soporific, condescending, imbecilic diatribe on the subject of how fantastically much more enlightened we colorful folk of the nineties are compared to the colorless, drab, mindless robots of our parents' generation. (Pleasantville tracks the exploits of two kids who enter the world of our parents and enlighten them with every passing scene.)
Fortunately, the majority of elite professional critics (all progressives) have given it high ratings, describing it as astonishing, intriguing, irresistible.
One of the progressive critics
a movie with an outspoken point of view about the direction in which American culture ought to be headed.
In the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, the traditional family will be re-defined as having one mop, one toaster, a transient drag-queen caretaker and of course one humyn child (to cap the world pop. of course)... oh, and a NAMBLA supervisor...can't forget that NAMBLA supervisor which will share a room with the child.
Are you sure it's not just that you find Ms. Witherspoon "hot"?
(Quickly, Yuri! I need Reese's number and I need you to run down to the Jaheedi-Mart to fetch me a Burqa... stop standing there and staring at me and get your ass down there! Oh, fetch me some roses too while your at it... oh, and my autographed copy of Pleasantville....... and a poodle dress.)
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
No, Ms. Witherspoon has a funny looking face which would make me the butt of jokes at all progressive gatherings. I simply cannot be with a womyn that has a funny shaped face...So it is not just me who thinks her profile looks slightly... I dunno... dented? As if she were bashed ever so gently as a child with a sledgehammer in the forehead? I thought I was the only one who saw this aesthetic anomally! And I do not like here teeth... she tries to approximate a dolphin smile and she simply cannot do it... like those try to who walk in stilettos and just can't pull it off... it is awkward-making.
(JQ chokes on sarcasm....)
Jon Quixote
I think it is terribly unfair to assume the worst about the Democrats. After all, as we've been told ad nauseum for generations, they are only doing what they do "for the children." How can one possibly challenge the morals of folks like Comrade John Kerry, Uncle Teddy Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi!? They are indeed the standard-bearers for patriotism, and....(JQ chokes on sarcasm....)
Now now... don't be too hard on Teddy... he worked really hard to get to Washington for that vote... Moved heaven and earth, kinda... or had the armed services do it for him... his own little troop surge, as it were... though I think it lends a new definition to "trans-fat"...
I wonder what he's looking down at... is it a heard of cattle?... is he trying to see what his poop surge hit?... or is he flying over a bunch of fast food restaurants?
I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board - and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like.
Lance, bring back my surfboard......there'll be no courts martial.
Lance, bring back my surfboard......there'll be no courts martial.
Lance, bring back my surfboard......there'll be no courts martial.
Oh...and my liquor cabinet too....and my liquor cabinet too....and my liquor cabinet too....
Ahhh.....I love the smell of gin in the morning...it's the smell...the smell of the Senate!
(Ok, if you need a reference point, you need to see Apocalypse Now Redux....not the original)
Makes me think of Brando in Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse - which is about making Apocalyse Now, when he's standing in the doorway with the grape and holding it up to the sun coming through the door, and out of nowhere and in the middle of his line he blurts out, "I can see light through this..."... and then says he's quitting for the day and walks off... it was a very Teddy Kennedy moment...
Those jihad days, of roadside bombs and fragging nails will be gone,
But in my mind,
I know they will still live on and on,
But how do you thank someone, who has taken you from Saddam to self rule?
It isn't easy, but I'll try,
If you wanted us to die you would roar across the sky in B-52s,
That would soar a thousand feet high,
To Surge, with Love
The time has come,
For finding Mook and long last looks must end,
And as we leave,
I know that we're leaving a good friend,
A friend we taught right from wrong,
Freed weak from strong,
That's a lot to learn,
What, what can you give us in return?
If we leave too soon which the Dems are trying to start,
The radical factions will rip out your heart,
No Surge, no Love
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