From left to right, many unsophisticated Americans claim to see the resemblances of white, male oppressors G. Washington, T. Jefferson, T. Roosevelt, and A. Lincoln
Geologists are thrilled with the remarkable discovery, calling it the most impressive achievement of natural history to date. Progressive scientists and academics insist the likenesses are not portraits, but merely the appearance of portraits.
"What we have here is the cumulative effect of trillions of transitional changes over time creating what our human minds perceive as faces," explains Clinton Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion. "Guileless Americans desperately long 'to see' their forefathers up there. This reassuring notion is quaint, but it folds like a deck chair when confronted with the truth that our primitive brains are constantly trying to make sense out of an otherwise chaotic world.
Richard Dawkins, who is an eminent British evolutionary scientist and popular science writer who holds a Chair in the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford University, cautions us not to see things that simply aren't real: "Once we start seeing faces up there, we've started down a path that will lead to knuckle-dragging creationist intolerance, or sculpture even."
Reporting by our special correspondent Bohemianlikeyou from WHYGRR
I take it you've been well?
I took a few months off to transfer all my DVD's to the earth friendly Betamax format. I have a few left over from my tenure with the Stasi.
Plus, I won't enjoy luxurious DVD's in my home until every last vegan in Micronesia has access to free and fun abortions.
Are you traveling this non-denominational traditional winter festival season?
I will be "Scroogeing" it as always.
These processes will both end the need for reproductive sexual contact, and a guaranteed equality of results.
Maybe we can get the Taliban to come in and fix it, like those pile of rocks that looked like some Buddhas in Afghanistan?
You are quite right!! The entire process is outlined in great depth here for those who want to learn more .
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Laika the Space DogAre we sure this Dawkins guy isn't Alan Alda in mufti? ?
Ahh..yes, Laika...Comrade Alda. Now there is a hero the People can admire!
Alan and I used to teach together at Chernobyl Community College. He taught Intermediate Nasal Sarcasm 301 and I taught a graduate level surveillance course. Those were the days.
Here we are teaching a seminar on tolerance.
Alda, was he not a clown in the Imperial Circus?
RikaloniusBLY you have fostered for me an analogy and I can't wait to bludgeon someone with it. ~The idea that human beings evolved as a result of trillions of transitional mutation coincidences is like the idea that erosion created Mount Rushmore.~ Brilliant!!
A word of caution. You must remember that the words and sentences that comprise the Mt. Rushmore essay only appear to be brilliant.
I can take no credit for "creating" what must have been a slip, followed by a fall, followed by a face plant into my keyboard which in turn randomly strung together letters forming sentences, thus, creating in primitive minds, the appearance of a meaningful post.
As you know, only the glorious writings of Marx, Dawkins, and the terrific TV commentaries from the ladies of The View, have actual meaning.