Once the Democrats take charge in January, bring the troops home, and appoint Jimmy Carter to keep America safe, we must be prepared to submit to Sharia Law pretty quick.
It will not be voluntary - but it can be made smooth and painless with the use of re-educational TV programming.
The American masses won't even notice the transition, just like they didn't notice the transition to socialist values in the past, due to the masterful work of mind-conditioning experts at all progressive media channels.
To that end we recommend this...
Sharia-friendly Winter TV Line-up:
Candid camera on top of a dune in the Arabian Desert. Watch the sand move. Fascinating. (Live)
My Mother The Car Bomb
Situation comedy where a man's dead mother is reincarnated as an old-fashioned, quirky, fun-loving car bomb. Teaches the values of spreading the faith by the sword.
Teenage friends ensure Sharia Law is enforced throughout their sleepy little mid-western town. Good role models for young Madrasa students.
Sitcom about nothing (other than the benevolence of Allah). Four friends make their way through carefully censored sketches of Muslim culture in Sharia-ruled New York.
Forget Jack Bauer and 24, the hottest thing on Islamovision is 72 virgins! Al Jazeera's new show in which special al-Qaeda operative Jafeer al-Baar must travel to 72 countries and blow up 72 public places within 72 hours in order to get to meet with 72 virgins. Rated "F" (family show). See TRAILER.
Really Desperate Housewives
After Zulfia has her clitoris not-so-surgically removed she decides to become a suicide bomber
Life on the Gaza streets
Lebanese Home Makeover
Courtesy of the Israeli army's bulldozer. Starring Flat Fatima with her all-Zionist work crew
The winner gets his head sawed off
Clerics Drawn Together
Without Danish cartoonists, praise Allah
Dead or Not Dead
Can you pick the dhimmi that will not be beheaded?
Starring Baghs Bunny, Dhimmi Duck, El-Elmer Faad, Pope is Pig, The Roadbomber & Mufti Coyote, and Abu Le Pew
Other recommended programming:
Mandatory programming for children
Permissible Music Videos:
Educational Songs From Motion Pictures
The above recommendations have been developed with the help of the People Cube's Groupthink members who picked their personal brain units and copy/pasted their findings, reminding us of what already existed in the depths of our collective consciousness.
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Commissar TheocritusI take the most credit for rap. It is utter shit, doggerel that I saw on bathroom walls while friends of mine (never me!) were doing disreputable things in public venues.
Iran's Next Top Martyr
Winner walks the catwalk before self-detonation
I think you have forgotten a couple shows. I can't wait for Iran's Next Top Martyr. A group of women compete for the chance to win a trip to the western country of their choice where they will visit a crowded mall and self-detonate. Each episode a panel of celebrity judges, including a weekly guest cleric, vote one of the women off the show for being the most brazen, after which she is take to a local soccer stadium and the guest audience stones her to death. When only one contestant is left, she is fitted with a vest-bomb, flies to the infidel nation of her choice, and goes to the most crowded mall where she is crowned Iran's Next Top Martyr. The show culminates with her pushing the button.
Perhaps this will be the first brazen whore to be voted off the show and stoned to death - she clearly wishes to flaunt her beauty in order to lead the pious astray.
This contestant vows that if she is the winner, she will cultivate a uni-brown in order to dissuade undue attention from male infidels and the pious alike.
|Also added to the spring schedule is the Canadian smash hit, Little Mosque on the Prairie, a CBC (Communist Broadcasting Corpse) production. How much better can family entertainment get?|
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Commissar TheocritusThis is a change in the table d'hote for the CBC. I had thought that they only made movies about young homosexual men who fled intolerable lives in repressive provincial towns to move to less repressive but utterly anonymous Canadian cities, there to take up residency with other young homosexual men who fled repressive provincial towns but who had, to support living in an anonymous Canadian city, taken to selling their bodies and--here's the shocker--buying drugs with the proceeds.
Commissar TheocritusTo continue in the miscegenation of differing threads, as I speak I am listening to the Saint-Saens Organ Symphony, one of my favorites. It helps that I was once a decent amateur pianist and played the organ (pipe is understood) in college. And never forget that although I am a strange man, I still have in full force that male desire for buttons to push. When I am going strong, I command at one time a full quarter of the electrons in the earth's mantle. That is why your computer was on the rag. I did it, without meaning you harm.
Commissar TheocritusBut Nine Inch Nails? Whippersnapper. Well, from the free 30 seconds on iTunes, I can see it's better than country...Having grown up on the prairies, I can't listen to C&W, except Johnny Cash and Patsy Kline - I get this almost irresistable urge to stick a fork in my eye when I hear it since I lived among those who listened to only two types of music... Country.... and Western... for so long... Johnny Cash did a cover of a NIN song, Hurt, before he died... My favourite C&W song is called, "I Still Miss You, But My Aim Is Getting Better".
Bvt. Field Marshal Pravdahmmm...I don't suppose you've given any consideration to Johnny Cash, have you? If not, I definitely recommend the old stuff...he's a genius and a one-of-a-kind human being...He was at that... the equivalent of naive art in the beginning, because he was self-taught and it grew out of his mother's love of hymns. That's why he was so good - cause he was being so honest.
Laika the Space DogWow, this "Little Mosque on the Prairie" is really weird, considering the serious nature of what Western Civilization is up against. I watched the trailers and the humor is quite dark if you take a momemt to really think about it. The show is about de-sensitivation. After all, Mooselims are known for their great sense of humor around the world. It's so funny you'll laugh your head off...if you don't, some jihadi will help you.
Sister Massively OpiatedYou've just described the lives of every single one of my gay friends, except that none of them are crack whores...
Sister Massively OpiatedDo you have a boyfriend?No, no boyfriend. I have had one serious one, as opposed to wannabes who were really opportunistic infections, and he was an old college friend, whom I returned to the store over 20 years ago. He thereupon entered the seminary but it didn't take and I had more sympathy than before for the Jesuits' desperate need of manpower to take someone who was, to me at least, mildly sociopathic. Not, you would think, a personality trait you want in a priest. But then I had more personal knowledge. Through him I met another friend, Ed, who is now a Catholic priest in El Paso and with whom I had supper last week, and whom I like enough that I do not sharpen my claws at his expense. It is my contention that priests, and not just Ed, do not really understand the Biblical definition of faith and I know of no better definition. (Years ago, while searching for meaning about god, I read C. S. Lewis' Screwtape Letters and recently it struck me that, properly viewed, I could be an agent of Wormwood. An amusing thought.)
Quote:Johnny Cash did a cover of a NIN song, Hurt
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