![]() Murtha: To cut and run is every American's right and patriotic duty | Encouraged by the media success of their "Bring the troops home before the job is done" campaign, Democrat leadership decided to expand this strategy to other groups of society. The new "Cut and Run For America" campaign to send everybody home before the job is done will first be tested on government employees - teachers, doctors, police, firefighters - and later cover the rest of the population. "Americans need to stop trying," explained the new compassionate strategy Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV). "We deeply believe that most people in this country would like to stay low, stop thinking, stop fending for themselves, and just live off government handouts." |
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Sen. Kerry went on at great length, describing his vision of a brave new world in which surgeons can leave the operation room before putting the heart back into the transplant patient, police officers can stop chasing murderers if they feel like playing pool, and transit workers can go back to their families before the trains arrive. "Isn't this is the shining city upon a hill that our forefathers had dreamt about?" he exclaimed before being interrupted by
An ardent supporter of the new Democrat plan is Cindy Rella, a grieving mother of a fallen firefighter. Ms Rella has long been calling for all firefighters to quit their jobs and escape to Canada. In an open letter to Fire Department she wrote, "Let the Chief and his cronies put out fires themselves! Our boys signed up seeking government benefits, not to risk their lives just because somebody fell asleep while smoking after a night of wild sex with hookers in a bathtub filled with Bourbon. It is time for the American people to truly support our firefighters and demand an end to this nightmare!" The day on which the American employment reached peak levels, the compassionate message the Democrats sent to the people was this: "It's OK to stop trying." Experts predict this policy will result in a landslide that'll put both the Senate and the House back under the Democrat control.
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I thought the Party was going with the official phrase of "strategic redeployment," because they thought that "cut and run" too accurately described the new strategy.Quote:
Charlie Sheen cursed the new policy, screaming "Strategic redeployment sucks!" when a hooker, who turned out to be a staunch Democrat, got dressed and redeployed just minutes before he could reach orgasm.Alva Goldbook
I wish you Reich wingers would stop cutting and running from the US Constitution.Alva Goldbook
I wish you Reich wingers would stop cutting and running from the US Constitution.Branish
Alva Goldbook should be credited with warning us about the evil "reich wingers" that could be in our midst. However, Mr. Goldbook left me confused.Comrade Otis
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Alva Goldbook should be credited with warning us about the evil "reich wingers" that could be in our midst. However, Mr. Goldbook left me confused.Freespace
...Ah, the same old conservative puffery. “Chains of existence” indeed. But it is wrong to describe Jefferson as a devotee of Rousseau. I know of no evidence to suggest that Jefferson was an admirer of Rousseau, and Madison, Jefferson’s greatest protégé, went to great pains to distance himself from Rousseau. Jefferson’s view is Lockean, not Rousseauian. For Locke, as for Jefferson, the relevant consideration when evaluating man as a political animal is man’s capacity to reason; reason, for Locke as for Jefferson, was the very definition of the law of nature. Not so for Rousseau, for whom “[man] must be divested of all qualities that are connected with life in a community if we are to understand him as he is by nature. The first and most important of these is reason…. Hence, [for Rousseau], the definition of man can no longer be that he is a rational animal.” Allan Bloom, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, in Leo Strauss and Joseph Cropsey, eds., History of Political Philosophy 563 (3d ed. 1987). Jefferson had no concept analogous to Rousseau’s “General Will,” and believed property one of the essential rights of man—contrary to Rousseau, who thought it the beginning of all inequality and social evil. To say that Jefferson and Rousseau were alike can only be accurate in the sense that both were male, and both were fluent in French. The similarities diminish after this point.Laika the Space Dog
Come back little troll, they don't mean the harsh party criticism. We know you are a true socialist of nationalistic origin.Quote:
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