A powerful search tool, originally designed to the rigorous specifications of the Chinese government, is now available in the USA . The latest innovations in search technology allow Gulag.com to provide you with search results without even having to type! Just click one button - your search will be returned immediately.
As an example, if you type in "Chappaquiddick," Gulag will immediately alter search to "Famous Lakes."
In production is a version will even do an image search! Just push the "image search" button and take a look!
Coming soon, the "advanced" image search option!
NOTE: Gulag.com runs on Windows 1984 only
The nail on the head
I have question about this computer program.
Will Gulag offer a map program that will allow me to figure out where I'm located? It's not that I want to escape or anything I just think it would be nice to know which direction to send carrier pigeon with letters for home. I don't neccessarily need to know my location just the direction home is in.
P.S. Will it be able to access pictures of food?
Such map program will be called "GulagEarth." There will also be a news program "GulagCurrent," a radio station "GulagAmerica," and a state store named "Frugal." You will be able to buy pictures of food in it.
-- Red Square
As you can see Gulag.com believes in democracy:
This election was monitored and certified by President Jimmy Carter.
Your post has been approved by the Hillary certified Village TM. If you try to leave the island, Rover will be Googled and your post will be deleted (no information available).
Chopping off best results,
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA
Special communique (Look it up in Webster's, it's right before communism) from Laika.
ABC and Google Unite to Train America's Youth. Progressive Actions Have Been Taken! Ignore the Man Behind the Information Curtain!
http://www.betanews.com/article/Google_ ... 1141399213
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Careers/story ... 525&page=1
You are required to view the above links!
Hero Dog of the Information Revolution!
Pay close attention to the video at: 51 seconds
4 Minutes 32 Seconds
5 Minutes 28 Seconds
Will people be allowed to trade surplus bread rations on frugal as barter for other items like sausage and cigarettes? If so can this be done through a paypal account?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/ ... 2571.shtml
Google Debuts Chinese Brand Name
Quote:"I think it's arrogant for us to walk into a country where we are just beginning to operate and tell that country how to operate."
"We believe that the decision that we made to follow the law in China was absolutely the right one."
- Google Inc. CEO Eric Schmidt