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Odd Facts And Tidbits Most Americans Are Not Aware Of

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Did you know....

...that if Pres. George W. Bush really WERE Hitler, most of his political opponents would be dead by now?

...that after almost 50 yrs on this planet, the US Presidency will be Barack Obama's first REAL job?

...that if politicians could run things like the auto industry successfully, the Soviet Union WOULDN'T have collapsed?

...that "free" national healthcare will be paid for by somebody, probably you?

...that Descartes' proof of existence, "I think therefore I am" will not work for a majority of voters in the last election?

...that the news presented on television and in the papers is arbitrarily selected by editors and there is no requirement that it be important or even true?

...that the national media's fantasy that Barack Obama and Chicago's political culture have little to do with each other is less statistically probable than being struck by lightning or winning the lottery?

...that most celebrities are banal vacuous idiots and you'd be better off licking a dead monkey's anus than emulating their lives or listening to their opinions?

...that even though Abraham Lincoln was nick-named "Honest Abe", the state he is most closely associated with, Illinois, is as corrupt as a third-world banana republic?

...that once upon a time Americans solved their own problems and did not wait for someone else to do it?

...that the current Vice President-elect is someone named "Joe Biden"?

...that the US Constitution defines no right to food, shelter, healthcare or any material good but that it is strictly about political rights?

...that Al Gore is not a climate scientist, geologist, or any kind of scientist at all?

...that "Change We Can Believe In" and "We are the ones we've been waiting for" make no f...g sense whatsoever?

...that wealth is not "distributed" by some official or non-official entity but that some people actually go out and earn it by building businesses, saving and investing and/or working for a living?

...that since his election over a month ago, Barack Obama has not helped anyone pay for their gas or mortgage yet?

...that "thinking" has nothing to do with endlessly repeating what other people say, including teachers and TV anchorpeople?

...that until the US invasion in 2003, Iraq was ruled by a brutal dictator who tortured and killed many of his own countrymen and looted his country for personal gain? And that his name was NOT Rod Blagojevich?

...that despite her devotion to Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey is still heavy?

...that if she weren't married to a US Senator from Illinois, it is unlikely Michelle Obama would be a highly paid University of Chicago Hospitals VP or on the board of directors at TreeHouse Foods?

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Is it just me or did the recent election leave you with a bad aftertaste as well?

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Opiate of the People wrote:Did you know....


Actually, yeea . And Betty demonstrated da dead monkey thin' at uh party one night. an don't make me pull mah gat!

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C2G Marxist wrote:
Opiate of the People wrote:Did you know....


Actually, yeea . And Betty demonstrated da dead monkey thin' at uh party one night. an don't make me pull mah gat!

Betty: "Eeewwwww... Why me! What did I do to deserve this?! That was one of my jiffy clones that Meow had me whip up for entertainment at his party, not ME!"

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Well, maybe, but if the media likes you, why worry about the truth?

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Damn Meow. I tell him that those clones are just sit-ins for me while I play video games because I'm too busy to go to his smelly parties. I just send them there so it looks like I'm participating and then he goes and gets them do do stuff like that!

It gives me a bad reputation, and it's a waste of valuable party property! And besides, I'd take killing, and blowing stuff up over licking monkey ass any day.

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Red Square wrote:Is it just me or did the recent election leave you with a bad aftertaste as well?

What a great float! It's perfect to start off the Obama Day parade, which will be replacing Thanksgiving next year.

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Opiate of the People had me at: ..."...that if politicians could run things like the auto industry successfully, the Soviet Union WOULDN'T have collapsed?"


LOL...ahem....Well done comrade!

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Just added a picture that I forgot to insert yesterday...

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Opiate of the People wrote:<br><br> ...that most celebrities are banal vacuous idiots and you'd be better off licking a dead monkey's anus than emulating their lives or listening to their opinions?<br><br>

I've always thought the experiences would be similar.

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Monkey's Ass!

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Red Square wrote: <img src="/images/Obama_ShitForBrains.gif" width="433" height="646">

Those better be Baby Ruths in there or I will hurl...

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Have these so-called odd facts and tidbits been approved by Obama? If not, I'm sorry, but I can't read them. And neither can anyone else!

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Comrades,

Video time lapse of immigration to the US follows. Reports of pending mass emigration, including internal to Galt's Gulch are reactionary RepubliKKKan capitalist Gaia-spurner lies.

<object width="400" height="200"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="https://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id ... =1"><embed src="https://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id ... llscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="200"></embed></object><br><a href=" to the US, 1820-2007 v2</a> from <a href="https://vimeo.com/user998660">Ian S</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.

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Navigator wrote:Opiate of the People had me at: ..."...that if politicians could run things like the auto industry successfully, the Soviet Union WOULDN'T have collapsed?"


LOL...ahem....Well done comrade!


Isn't it amazing how bad ideas, like deceased voters in Chicago, keep coming back to life?

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Red Square wrote:Just added a picture that I forgot to insert yesterday...

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This is such an uplifting, inspiring photo. I think every Amerikkan will want to own a copy and put it proudly on display next to their Barack Obama commerative plates, Barack Obama presidential coins, Barack Obama enema bags, etc, etc. THIS is how the Lightworker is going to revive the economy! He will put his likeness on anything and everything and billions of his admirers from every continent will each take out numerous loans to buy every last bit of it! What a genius.

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AbecedariusRex wrote: Those better be Baby Ruths in there or I will hurl...



I laughed for 15 minutes when I saw that scene from the first Caddyshack movie, but I have never been able to eat a Baby Ruth again since then.

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

Video time lapse of immigration to the US follows. Reports of pending mass emigration, including internal to Galt's Gulch are reactionary RepubliKKKan capitalist Gaia-spurner lies.

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Comrade Tovarich,
naturally they come to USSA b/c they are forced by evil capitalist pigdogs to leave their own workers paradises (worker paradises? workers' paradise? whatever).
This gif was too good. I linked it here at ScribbleBibble.

"...as corrupt as a third world banana republic." HA! Robert Mugabe goes to sleep each night wishing he could be half as corrupt as Rod Blowdryovich, but he'll never get his wish.

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...feeling ill...dizzy...sick...somebody tell me these things aren't true, or that at least we've been rescued from them!

Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can...ugh, still feeling empty...Hope! Change! Yes, we can...dang, this used to work...Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Oh, how I hate facts! Somebody make them go away! Hope! Change! Yes, we can!

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
...feeling ill...dizzy...sick...somebody tell me these things aren't true, or that at least we've been rescued from them!

Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Hope! Change! Yes, we can...ugh, still feeling empty...Hope! Change! Yes, we can...dang, this used to work...Hope! Change! Yes, we can! Oh, how I hate facts! Somebody make them go away! Hope! Change! Yes, we can!

Yes, rest easy my friend, for the cycle of history has turned and facts no longer matter. In short order, President Empty Suit, firmly convinced that his own BS is the truth, will proclaim that "Gravity is a myth, things actually fall up!" The dingbats, frauds and chartalans who inhabit Congress will calculate it as politically beneficial to support His Fraudship and, intoxicated by their own hubris, will proclaim this to be the law of the land. The liars we call "the national media" will manufacture evidence to support this lie and suppress any evidence to the contrary to make the myth seem real to any fool still reading or watching. But, the average person will go out in his yard and drop stuff off his roof and still see it go towards the earth instead of away! What to make of this? The genius Harvard Law graduate with no portfolio says that this is wrong and can't happen.... He must be right, he went to Harvard and all the "smart" people agree with him. Still, our eyes are telling us something different. What to do, what to do? When the empirical data disagrees with the universally accepted hypothesis, the path of least resistance is to discard the data. As a wise man once said, "It is far easier to join the witch hunt rather than try to explain the solar eclipse to a bunch of screaming lunatics."

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Did you know ... Obama's plan for a "Civilian Security Force" has been tried once before. Except they were called the Sturmabteilung.

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Opiate of the People wrote: Yes, rest easy my friend, for the cycle of history has turned and facts no longer matter. In short order, President Empty Suit, firmly convinced that his own BS is the truth, will proclaim that "Gravity is a myth, things actually fall up!" The dingbats, frauds and chartalans who inhabit Congress will calculate it as politically beneficial to support His Fraudship and, intoxicated by their own hubris, will proclaim this to be the law of the land. The liars we call "the national media" will manufacture evidence to support this lie and suppress any evidence to the contrary to make the myth seem real to any fool still reading or watching. But, the average person will go out in his yard and drop stuff off his roof and still see it go towards the earth instead of away! What to make of this? The genius Harvard Law graduate with no portfolio says that this is wrong and can't happen.... He must be right, he went to Harvard and all the "smart" people agree with him. Still, our eyes are telling us something different. What to do, what to do? When the empirical data disagrees with the universally accepted hypothesis, the path of least resistance is to discard the data. As a wise man once said, "It is far easier to join the witch hunt rather than try to explain the solar eclipse to a bunch of screaming lunatics."

The One has already stated something in that vein. Did he not say during his campaign that he wanted to make wealth "trickle up"?

And what usually trickles, comrades? Liquid--the result, one might say, of . . . liquidation. Taking one's assets and breaking them up and down and apart to pay debts owed to greater powers.

So what happens when liquid--or in this case, wealth--trickles up, comrades? Why, it evaporates!

POOF--all gone!

God is dead, and Obama clearly has science on his side.

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"God is dead, and Obama clearly has science on his side."

????????

Commissarka Pinkie, to paraphrase the Horrible Racist "Mark Twain" aka "Two Fathoms" aka "Samuel Clemens":

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Opiate of the People wrote: blahblahblah

The One has already stated something in that vein. Did he not say during his campaign that he wanted to make wealth "trickle up"?

And what usually trickles, comrades? Liquid--the result, one might say, of . . . liquidation. Taking one's assets and breaking them up and down and apart to pay debts owed to greater powers.

So what happens when liquid--or in this case, wealth--trickles up, comrades? Why, it evaporates!

POOF--all gone!

God is dead, and Obama clearly has science on his side.

I just felt a trickle down my leg....


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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Did you know ... Obama's plan for a "Civilian Security Force" has been tried once before. Except they were called the Sturmabteilung.

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Mugabe called his civilian security force the War Veterans as if they had done something noble rather than destroy the property and infrastructure of their own country. Mussolini had his Black Shirts, etc, etc. This is why nobody familiar with history who believes in individual liberty would have voted for Obama.
I heard a caller-in on Hannity bemoan the fact that so many people were opposed to Obama, and not willing to give him a chance to try his "new" ideas. To some people, a century of failure really does prove nothing.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I heard a caller-in on Hannity bemoan the fact that so many people were opposed to Obama, and not willing to give him a chance to try his "new" ideas. To some people, a century of failure really does prove nothing.

I wonder if that caller actually KNEW any history, would it have made a difference to him. When you look at what has happened in recent years - from millions of people buying homes they couldn't afford to supposedly sophisticated investors buying into the Maddof scam that went on for decades - you have to wonder if this is just isolated foolishness or symptoms of an epidemic problem. So many of us just don't seem to have any critical thinking skills. We have become a society dominated by people who can't think their way out of a paper bag. Instead of making it easier to vote, maybe we should be making it harder; for example, force every voter to successfully negotiate a maze to get to the voting machine. If it doesn't improve the caliber of folks getting elected, at least it would make poll watching a lot more interesting.

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Opiate of the People wrote:
Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I heard a caller-in on Hannity bemoan the fact that so many people were opposed to Obama, and not willing to give him a chance to try his "new" ideas. To some people, a century of failure really does prove nothing.

I wonder if that caller actually KNEW any history, would it have made a difference to him. When you look at what has happened in recent years - from millions of people buying homes they couldn't afford to supposedly sophisticated investors buying into the Maddof scam that went on for decades - you have to wonder if this is just isolated foolishness or symptoms of an epidemic problem. So many of us just don't seem to have any critical thinking skills. We have become a society dominated by people who can't think their way out of a paper bag. Instead of making it easier to vote, maybe we should be making it harder; for example, force every voter to successfully negotiate a maze to get to the voting machine. If it doesn't improve the caliber of folks getting elected, at least it would make poll watching a lot more interesting.

Those who are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it.

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(still off) We're seeing the fruit of replacing history with "social studies". Our founding fathers knew their history and most had a Biblically informed view of human nature (for the record, NONE were atheists - I detest that urban legend), which is why they established a government suspicious of human craving for power and a structure to regulate it.
Since our government, no matter how brilliantly planned, is no better than the people we vote into office, and due to the colossal ignorance of history among our ever broadening voter pool, which now includes the dead, it falls upon us to be informed and to inform. That's one reason why I love this forum.

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Opiate of the People wrote:
Komissar Blogunov wrote:
I heard a caller-in on Hannity bemoan the fact that so many people were opposed to Obama, and not willing to give him a chance to try his "new" ideas. To some people, a century of failure really does prove nothing.

I wonder if that caller actually KNEW any history, would it have made a difference to him. When you look at what has happened in recent years - from millions of people buying homes they couldn't afford to supposedly sophisticated investors buying into the Maddof scam that went on for decades - you have to wonder if this is just isolated foolishness or symptoms of an epidemic problem. So many of us just don't seem to have any critical thinking skills. We have become a society dominated by people who can't think their way out of a paper bag. Instead of making it easier to vote, maybe we should be making it harder; for example, force every voter to successfully negotiate a maze to get to the voting machine. If it doesn't improve the caliber of folks getting elected, at least it would make poll watching a lot more interesting.

Komissar Blogunov wrote:
(still off) We're seeing the fruit of replacing history with "social studies". Our founding fathers knew their history and most had a Biblically informed view of human nature (for the record, NONE were atheists - I detest that urban legend), which is why they established a government suspicious of human craving for power and a structure to regulate it.
Since our government, no matter how brilliantly planned, is no better than the people we vote into office, and due to the colossal ignorance of history among our ever broadening voter pool, which now includes the dead, it falls upon us to be informed and to inform. That's one reason why I love this forum.


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They do know some history, revisionist history that is. And don't you mean "socialist studies?"

Obama in Leftland: Don't know much about history...<br>

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Dr. Strangelove wrote:

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They do know some history, revisionist history that is. And don't you mean "socialist studies?"

Thank you, Doctor, for the video and the article. It crossed my mind a few months ago that Obama would be the first president whose entire education would be post 1960, and almost certainly anti-American as was my publik skool reeducation.
Amy Holmes absolutely hit it on the head. Is she still with CNN or have they purged her?

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:Thank you, Doctor, for the video and the article. It crossed my mind a few months ago that Obama would be the first president whose entire education would be post 1960, and almost certainly anti-American as was my publik skool reeducation.
Amy Holmes absolutely hit it on the head. Is she still with CNN or have they purged her?

She's still a regular political contributer for CNN, and the video was from a few months ago.

I guess she's the anti-Obama: a conservative with a black African father and a white American mother, who was raised by her mother after her parents divorced.

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Thanks for that instructional video. Working in the education world I see this very thing all the time. The malady of the lacuna of history was precisely what my father was working on before he died last spring. Might I recommend (to any comrade interested in seeing a textbook that does not conform to party standards) this link here:<br>All Ye Lands

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One thing is certain, if we allow any history classes to actually proclaim the greatness of Amerikka or any textbooks to actually make history engaging then we will lose the hearts and minds of these up and coming party members and then the progressive world of next Tuesday will cease to be a sure thing. And we can't allow that to happen lest we lose our Teachers Union subsidies...

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Opiate of the People wrote:...that Descartes' proof of existence, "I think therefore I am" will not work for a majority of voters in the last election?
Existence is futile...er...I mean resistance.

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Here's the best high school US History text I've seen...
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It's published by Bob Jones, whose stuff can be overly didactic at times, but this particular text is truly masterfully done by authors who know their stuff and retell history enthusiastically with passion and occasional humor.
(on) Pure poison! Keep it from the masses at all costs! Burn, baby, burn!

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"If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say this or that even, it never happened—that, surely, was more terrifying than mere torture and death."

- George Orwell, 1984

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Opiate of the People wrote:...that Descartes' proof of existence, "I think therefore I am" will not work for a majority of voters in the last election?
That's because "I am, therefore I think" is not a valid converse. The franchise currently extends to those who do neither.

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I think, therefore I am...uh...I think...

I stink, therefore I'm Spam.

I drink, therefore I'm slammed.

I'm Pink, therefore I'm damned.


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Komissar Blogunov wrote: "I am, therefore I think" is not a valid converse. The franchise currently extends to those who do neither.

Y, if "I think, therefore I am" is true then the contrapositive "I am not therefore I don't think" is also true. The inverse "I don't think therefore I am not" is not true because that would mean that Obama got a whole lot less votes than we were told, unless these all came from Cook County, Ill, where the undead (i.e. those who ARE no longer) still cast ballots.

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Rene Descartes walked into a MacDonald's and ordered a Quarter Pounder with cheese. The kid behind the counter asked "You want fries with that?" Descartes replied "I think not," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

The Dalai Lama walked into a Burger King, pointed to the Whopper Special, and said "Make me one with everything."


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Provocare, ergo sum.

"I exist if you poke me with a stick?"

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Ivan Betinov wrote:The Dalai Lama walked into a Burger King, pointed to the Whopper Special, and said "Make me one with everything."

Ah, Buddhist Nirvana jokes!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
Provocare, ergo sum.

"I exist if you poke me with a stick?"

I am not the greatest at Latin. But I read it as:

I provoke, therefore I am.


From the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary --- https://www.m-w.com

Main Entry:
pro·voke
Pronunciation:
prə-ˈvōk
Function:
transitive verb
Inflected Form(s):
pro·voked; pro·vok·ing
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French *provoker, provocher, from Latin provocare, from pro- forth + vocare to call, from voc-, vox voice — more at pro-, voice
Date:
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"Provocare" is the infinitive form of the verb and means "to provoke". In first person singular, present tense, it becomes "provoco" and doesn't require the pronoun "I" since it's already being implied in the verb form. In that sense Latin is similar to the Mother Tongue.

Thus, your expression should sound as "Provoco ergo sum."

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Comrade Opiate - allow me to add:

...that the incoming President of the United States is a narcissistic gasbag with a Burger King Shift Manager's resume, who simply rode the wave of white guilt into the White House?

...that "rebuilding the economy from the bottom up" is nothing more than preying on populist ignorance and pandering to the largest voting block?

...that for Barack Obama to be a member of Jeremiah Wright's Church for 20 years and never hear any offensive or racist rants, to be on the board of the Woods Fund and Chicago Annenburg Challenge and not realize how close he was to Bill Ayers, and to not know that Rod Blagojevich is a complete crook means that he's either a naive idiot or a corrupt liar; and that either way, he's unfit for the White House?

...children only sing truth from pure hearts, never from brainwashing by insane adults.


True facts are no longer taught!!!

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I resent your accusation that I'm easily dist.... Oh look its a bird! Weeeeeeeeeee!


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Wait. Which facts are thoughtcrime? I ought to know.

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The Skinnee Jay wrote:Wait. Which facts are thoughtcrime? I ought to know.
Comrade! You are hereby required to read this thread:

You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ...

AbecedariusRex wrote:
Opiate of the People wrote:<br><br> ...that most celebrities are banal vacuous idiots and you'd be better off licking a dead monkey's anus than emulating their lives or listening to their opinions?<br><br>

I've always thought the experiences would be similar.

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Reminds me of Angelina Jolie...

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Red Square wrote:
The Skinnee Jay wrote:Wait. Which facts are thoughtcrime? I ought to know.
Comrade! You are hereby required to read this thread:

You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ...

I think that document is guilty of thought crime because the words "supply" and "demand" were used in the same sentence. Oh Shi-. I just used them too. I hope Comrade Red Square forgives.

By the way, is being a Jew considered a thought crime too?

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The Skinnee Jay wrote: By the way, is being a Jew considered a thought crime too?

No, as long as one puts all of his faith, trust, and hope in the party/party-leadership and actively persecutes those Jews that believe in God, capitalism, freedom, or any other value that the party deems undesirable--subject to change.

"According to Lenin, antisemitism was an "attempt to divert the hatred of the workers and peasants from the exploiters toward the Jews."
- Comrade Wiki

As modified by Stalin, being a Jew was OK, if you were not opposed to helping kill Jews--subject to change.

As modified by Obama, being a Jew is OK, as long as oppressed Muslims can't see you--subject to change.


Forgive me Comrades, it has been a long day tagging TEXDOT vehicles for The O-ly one:

YO G! Skinnee Jay, Sheeeeeet No. Jes duck when de be shootin' at yo.





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And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.


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Premier Betty wrote:Oooh! Shiny Object!

Quit playing in the tool box, Betty!

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Ministry of Agitprop
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

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... Did you know that if you feed the banks enough dollars, something good is bound to come out the other end eventually? ... And that good is likely to turn out what we call "the common good(TM)"?

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Everything makes sense now!

Does anyone mind if I humbly refuse my portion of Common Good so that the Masses can have more?

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Premier Betty wrote:Everything makes sense now!

Does anyone mind if I humbly refuse my portion of Common Good so that the Masses can have more?

Esteemed Premier,

Just as Congress has dictated that Governors can not refuse CHope for their states and that state legislatures can overrule the Governor as pertains to CHope, you cannot refuse your portion. If you do, your family, appliances, pets, or dead relatives can vote it in for you.

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That's fine, because I find voting to be such a hassle. It was so hard during the election to try and stay with all the political debate stuff and discussion. Fortunately the party told me to vote for Obama. Without the party I would be lost.

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That's fine because I find voting to be such a hassle. It was so hard during the election to try and stay with all the political debate stuff and discussion. Fortunately, The Party(TM) told me to vote for Obama. Without The Party,™ I would be lost.

[Punctuation corrected. Love, The Party.™]


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I was lazy. Correcting my errors is so not my job. That's why I'm premier.

DO MY BIDDING!!!

[mad scientist voice]

MUUUUAAAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaa!!!

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