Have a family member who takes long morning showers and Refuses To Do Her Part To Save Nature™? A guilt-free son or husband who loves to tinker with things against the Greater Good™? It's out of their hands now!
Introducing the Once-A-Day Flusher™!
The Once-A-Day Flusher's built-in timer allows only one flush per earth revolution (once a day) and cannot be changed to a more "convenient" hour. Your entire family will now be forced to be part of historic International Action To Save The Planet Through Global Synchronized Flushing™!
Clean environment, clean conscience!
Dual action: it saves shower water too!
Is that your child practicing her singing...WHILE IN THE SHOWER?? Not anymore! With the Once-A-Day Flusher’s organic odors, no one will loiter in the bathroom ever again. It is scrub-scrub, rinse-rinse, then FLEE!
Endorsed by Al Gore: "I have one in every bathroom, honest!"
Guaranteed Carbon-free shipping via bicycle!
May take up to six months to arrive, so order now!
Must tip the Union Bicycle Deliverer™.
The Constitution utilizes the same principle .......
Unfortunately, the Presidency is on a four-year cycle.
Gas Masks, rebreathers , air fresheners, etc are forbidden,
All windows are to remain closed at all times,
Airing the domicile may be done once a day for five minutes.
Every home will be a [lavatory] labraratory for bacteria.
"For the Environmentalist/Occupier Who's Already Accustomed To Taking A Dump In The Street"
Smelled so bad we called it the "shit and split."
(It has been viewed a verly large number of times when it was on YouTube before YouTube terminated the account a couple of years ago, so it's only recently become viewable on Vimeo.)
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/ ... lle-malkin
Opiate of the PeopleThis will solve gigantic workplace problem which has plagued Party for many years: workers wasting time and reading right-wing propaganda while sitting on throne waiting for Party-approved thoughts to emerge! This device's
It would also solve the problem of smoking in the bathroom... nobody would DARE.