|The War on Terror has entered a new successful stage once the US field commanders began to force the enemy units to comply with the same government-imposed rules and restrictions that the US Army increasingly faces on a daily basis.|
One man, identified only as a "Soldier for Allah" explained, "We were led into a classroom and had to sit in circles for what they called 'Collective Self-Attaining Support Sessions' where they lectured us on matters such as "Gender Awareness." "Multicultural Identity." and "Environmental Racism." For the love of Allah (peace be upon him and his messenger, the Prophet Muhammad), even in Saddam's prisons, I was never accused so often of being guilty!"
Inspired by this success, the US Senate voted 90 to 9 in support of Sen. McCain's bill to ban inhumane treatment of captured terrorists. Echoing that decision, Pentagon officials also released a new directive on Defense Department intelligence interrogations, mandating that all questioning of detainees in U.S. military custody include "humane" treatment and that interrogators can no longer "inflict suffering, harm, pain, or any kind of inconvenience on enemy combatants."
The directive ostensibly reduces the military's tactics to what the ACLU has called "progressive engagement similar to what one would expect as a disinterested actor." Although this directive is incoherent, a majority of lawyers believe that it means, "enemies must be treated as though they are United States civilians."
Despite grim predictions by Republican politicians and conservative pundits, the new progressive tactics have turned more effective in defeating the enemy than conventional combat had ever been. To wit, most radical Islamic groups in Iraq and Afghanistan have surrendered to the United States after being compelled to live under U.S.-mandated "progressive" laws.
As one Iraqi insurgent put it, "We can withstand your guns and tanks, but please, kill us all before you inflict more sensitivity training!" In fact, the very thought of such punishments has made even the most battle-hardened insurgents whimper for mercy.
In fact , Diversity requirements have been among the most effective weapons wielded by the Americans. An army officer pointed out, "The enemy needs to understand that they must meet our goals and timetables. That is, if you're a terrorist and you shoot at us, we're gonna speak with you. And if your terrorist group doesn't meet our minority-and-women representation requirements, you're gonna be filling out forms for the rest of your days.
"We also check for other signs of discrimination. Were the correct percentage of your weapons built by approved minority vendors? Were your explosive belts manufactured by non-union labor? Were you using hurtful language while you were tossing grenades at us? Is everyone in your death squad being treated equally? These things matter more to us than whether you kill our troops. You see, individuals are replaceable, but our progressive philosophy is sacrosanct. And if you attack our philosophy, you're going to be explaining yourself in remedial education sessions and you're going to be doing a lot...and I mean a lot...of writing!"
The war is not over, though, as Osama bin Laden is still in hiding. In a taped message, he said, "I will surrender if the United States promises to overlook my family's lack of compliance with WBE and MBE requirements in their construction business." However, military experts believe that is an irrelevant point. Said one, "We don't care about his family. But he has led an organization that is guilty of de facto religious discrimination. If you're going to butcher Americans, you had better do it with a diverse group of murderers. Al Qaeda is comprised only of Muslims, and that's wrong. We're going to find Mr. Bin Laden, and he will definitely learn what it means to meet diversity goals."
dissident agitator #96
Propaganda DepartmentWe can withstand your guns and tanks, but please, kill us all before you inflict more sensitivity training!
Aaaahhh! The Dreaded Sensitivity Training. Many a good human, never mind Islam-o-fascists, have been brought down by this diabolical torture. I know of whole Kapitalist Institutions.. Grand Bastions of Commerce staffed by the $$ Halliburton's of this world that have been brought low - decimated by mass suicides - simply in anticipation of such sadistic treatment.
It is well done... we must meet terror with terror.
Ah, what fond memories!
Quote:We can withstand your guns and tanks, but please, kill us all before you inflict more sensitivity training!
Being in publik school is like that all day, at least it always ends each day.
What ABOUT you?
You know, if my son Casper..I mean Charlie..uhhhh..well whatever his name was. if he was still around I would have him talk very sternly to you (I abhor violence of any kind).
I expect the cameras to be on Cindy from now on, Im a national figure you know.
Go away you pathetic excuse for a... um... protoplasmic... thing… you are yesterday's news. Why don't you go onto Hollywood Squares or something, that's where the rest of your kind go before they fade out of memory.
Dhimmicat Nat. Com.
So hop on the first flight over here and come on in (don't worry - we have complete control of the transportation system and immigration belongs to us too - so come on in).
Thank you jihadis - you have done great work helping us to take away the USA from "Americans"
j.f. Kerry, G. Sorears, Nancy, Hill, Bill, Barbara, Harry, Dick the Turbin Durbin,film actors guild, Ted i-know-what-a-terrible-thing-water-toruture-can-be, Chuck S., et al.
If I wasnt busy assisting PETA in designing coats and shoes made from meat-free kelp, I would march to your house and chain myself to your mailbox. Warmongering biotch!
Good, my mailbox hasn't eaten since the last mailman got eaten. I'll make sure that a more competent “drinking bird” will replace your position in designer fashion.
Quote:Good, my mailbox hasn't eaten since the last mailman got eaten. I'll make sure that a more competent “drinking bird” will replace your position in designer fashion.
I dont appreciate the comparison, I dont have a glass bulb on my butt. When I come crashing through your living room window, wielding a Palestinian flag in one hand and a Bush=Hitler sign in the other, you will wish you had never been born.
I will have a squad form your local mental institution arrest you and send you through re-education before you get the chance.
Lucky our left-wing intellectuals, from all over the world, will continue to garner support against the bourgeois Americans from the safety of free and anonymous websites!
“It is our duty to support the Iraqi resistance and demand an end to the US-led
occupation.” - http://antonyloewenstein.blogspot.com/
Cindy: I for one am pleased you are still working to see the destruction of the imperialist, Stalin hating Americans! When you die, we will put your body in a mausoleum for everybody to see, like the Great vodka loving Lenin-ski!
Kommissar Betty, please forgive Cindy for fading from the capitalist/Zionist controlled media spotlight, I am sure she can worm her way back in and help our anti-capitalist cause once again!
Has not Comrade Eleanor Clift declared that Cindy has "Ultimate Moral Authority?"
Has not Cindy been endorsed by Comrades Jessie Jackson and Martin Sheen?
Has not Cindy built a cult of personality around herself?
Has she not shown all true collectivists the future of progressive housing by living in a ditch?
I am resolutely determined to be the first in line this Wednesday at my local bookstore, steal the first copy of her heroic story, and, after memorizing it, plan to place it in a place of honor on my bookcase next to "Juche!", "Thoughts of Chairman Mao", and "Collected Speeches of Joseph Stalin."
I think it would be best for all of you to follow my example. Explaining the absence of such a work to the Party hierarchy might... be... difficult...
I too weep red tears of grief for Mother Sheehan, she truly is a patriot doing everything in her power to end this war and put America right back into our Vietnam heyday. Oh Mother Sheehan, how I weep for you and will fork up the 29.95$ (plus tax) for your breath taking book. Oh those capitalist war monger corrupters of the youth of Amerika! How dare they ask people to volunteer for the military and serve their country! The military should only be used as a massive welfare program and not for defending this country! You and Brother Moore the Peoples obese happy man of film shall surely come out as the moral triumphant truth of the progressive movement. And please Cindy, send me a coats made of kelp so that I may distribute them to the homeless this winter to keep them warm.
Hope to see you on the Networks 24/7 again,
To illustrate this, I've shown how the terrorists would also be put out of business if they adopted the self-appointed alternative to Liberalism. See: "Re: mock liberalism taking over the jihad" (Nov. 17) at
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/promethei ... p/messages
Dear comrade iqempire1!
That must be a very elite Yahoo group to which even the inner Party members like us have no access. Have you provided it by mistake? Let's hope the enemies don't find out...
~ Red Square
Cindi...with an I
You cows will regret it when I come to your house with my Code Pink brethren and kick your asses into next week!
Its over for you.
Good Luck Cindi, and may Karl Marx always watch over your kindred bleeding heart.
I've almost forgotten who she is.