In a new display of fairness and lack of partisanship, Rep. Charles B. Rangel has come up with an initiative to grant US citizenship equally to both the families of the US soldiers killed in the Middle East and to those families whose sons are fighting against the U.S.-led coalition in the region.
"We can't be so unilateral in our policies as to exclude the militarily disadvantaged opposition to America from entering our country and becoming citizens," New York Democrat said. "I say let's level the playing field. To those who say Americans fight the urban warfare better, I say let's give al-Qaeda a try. I truly believe there shouldn't be any moral standards in determining our role in the world. If we agree that one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter, we must also agree that way too few Americans are getting killed, as opposed to their "enemies." It is a glaring violation of international fairness and justice. My plan will enable a more equitable representation of people making sacrifices on the both sides," the U.S. lawmaker said.
"The rich, white, Christian Republicans have unfairly taken the War on Terror to other countries. I say let's be fair and fight the war on American territory, and also make it mandatory that the fighting forces closely reflect the economic and ethnic makeup of Third World countries. To prove that we are indeed fair to all sides involved in the Middle Eastern conflict, we should bring in and grant citizenship to families of Palestinian suicide bombers and set up an affirmative action program that would give a head start to Hamaz, Hezbolla, and Al Aqsa Matyr Brigades," Rangel said.
Charles Rangel has been so far the only Congressman to introduce a bill to reinstate the military draft, arguing that there should be an equal representation in the armed forces of the wimps, the nerds, and the computer geeks. The resulting deterioration of U.S. military power will further level the playing field for emerging Third World powers that deserve a fair chance in pursuit of world domination.
Rangel's non-partisan initiatives have generated massive support among such non-partisan organizations as ACLU, United for Peace and Justice, International ANSWER, and - most surprisingly - NoDraftNoWay.org whose members yet need to be informed that the only politician in the world whom they oppose is Charles Rangel.
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This is a happy day for our world revolution.
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Why do you keep puting these up?
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Why indeed Kommissar Betty. Anyway, the link no longer exists.
To make it fair, we also need to see more professional athletes working as plumbers, more plumbers working as doctors, more doctors picking potatoes, more potato pickers running corporations as CEOs, more CEOs playing "midnight basketball," more welfare recipients working as engineers, more engineers stripped of their citizenship, and more undocumented workers working as professional athletes.
Only then can we say with confidence that the "American Dream" has been distributed evenly among all Americans and we indeed live in a fair equitable society.
Who knows what clever, revolutionary, hijinks they will treat us to after they have sampled the delights our oppressive, imperialistic, immoral, crusader, zionist-controlled country has to offer?
Evil Amerikans are killing our fraternal revolutionary brothers in disproportionate numbers to their own sacrifices on border of struggle between world brotherhood and evil, capitalist Halliburton Cheney-lackeys in Middle East. We must demand that Comrade Rangel's proposals be adopted! Is only fair. Sacrifices must be proportionate. Also, average People's Army baby-killer is better educated than average proletariat. Must pull them down to average training and education level even if means sharp blows to head.
Fellow traveler Edmund Burke said, "All that is necessary for socialism to succeed is that bourgeoisie do nothing." We must continue our fight to paralyze them with their own weaknesses - addiction to demokracy, tolerance, fairness, and independent action instead of collective action. Glorious triumph of World Socialism is near - be of strong heart!
Red Squaremore welfare recipients working as engineers
We need more welfare recipients working, period.
StraussianPigThe scary part is that the delicious parodies at this site aren't so far from the truth!
Parodies? What parodies? I see no parodies! Perhaps that is an attempt to slyly suggest that the members of this Glorious People's Cube are somehow not loyal enough to The Party and commited enough to The Revolution. Let me assure you comrade that all true members of this Brave Revolutionary Collective strive for absolute ideological purity and do not engage in any "parody".