An additional DOE-sponsored study has shown that home-made meals end up suppressing such UFT-recommended brain functions as guilt, envy, and the feeling of entitlement, which are crucial in developing such socially beneficial traits as concern for not taxing the rich enough and generosity in spending other people's money.
"The family is a repository of wrong ideas, archaic values, violence, perversity, and home cooking," says Michelle Obama, who has already made great strides in eliminating parental involvement in their children's lives. "Parents are the scum of history. Children must be removed from these scoundrels as early as possible and be taught correct facts and values by our Party-approved professionals."
Following Michelle Obama's pristine example, today's school children have a role model for health in the First Lady, who encourages the consumption of kale and other organic vegetables, grown in the state garden.
A strong believer in zero-tolerance policy towards home-packed lunches, Mrs. Obama insists that young, blank-slate minds must be forced to develop state-approved meal habits, which include throwing away what their parents give them. "My husband Barack and I are working tirelessly to make sure that this vermin we call 'parents' is soon replaced with experts whose skill at social engineering will make the family a defunct nightmare," she says.
Alarmingly, a small group of dissident parents is still standing in the way of nutritional guidelines, claiming that "Michelle is a modern-day Marie Antoinette" with contradictory eating habits, offering as "evidence" the meals she has been seen eating over the past several months.
The following illegal graphic was discovered by the Obama Truth Team on a fringe right-wing hate group's message board. It has been instantly reported to the appropriate organs and a procedure has been initiated for its immediate removal. So if you will soon be unable to see the graphic below, you will know why.
Additional reporting and visual agitation by Mr. and Mrs. Red Square
These women spend their morning packaging non-union sandwiches and twinkies for distribution worldwide, and who gets to eat chocolates and watch soap operas? Is this not an entitlement to which they are wrongfully denied?
How else can we get the Stazi to control the content of the offensive lunchbag if we can't control who loads the dammed things? Look for the Union Label, I say! Union membership should come with a marriage licence, and Card Check is the way to get it done!
Have a State-approved day, Comrade. You have agitated well.
Tovarichi, you have raised what may be a brilliant point, even for you. In the glorious people's collective of Michigan, SEIU is already exacting dues from greedy parents who try to usurp the rightful place of the state in raising "their" children:
Quote:Robert and Patricia Haynes take care of their two children, who at the ages of
30 and 34 are more like children in adult bodies. That’s because they both have
cerebral palsy, and rely on their parents to feed and change them — and likely
will for the rest of their lives.
The Haynes family receives monthly checks from the state of Michigan through Medicaid, allowing the parents to care for their son and daughter themselves instead of institutionalizing them. But because a Michigan law classifies Robert and Patricia as “home health care
workers,” they are considered public workers and therefore automatic union
members — meaning the SEIU gets a $30 cut of the family’s Medicaid subsidy as
Why aren't we forcing unionization on these greedy parents who are refusing to pay their fair share of school lunch costs?
As a parent of ____________________ currently enrolled in the _______________ school district, you must agree that the state knows better than you in regards to every aspect of your child's life. It has come to our attention that you are exhibiting defiance to the full assimilation of your child into the system by packing lunches at home for consumption on school grounds and during school hours. As such, you are taking on the role of a de facto cafeteria worker, and are therefor required to participate in the School Cafeteria-worker Union Mandate, a subsidiary of the Service Employees International Union. Since you are not a SCUM worker on school grounds, you will be required to accept School Cafeteria-worker Associate Membership and pay your dues to SCUM to enjoy the services provided by SCUM and the privilege of providing useful, approved meal options for your children.
Your SCAM payments to SCUM are now due for the coming school year. Your annual dues of $12,000 cover your SCAM membership in SCUM, a free SEIU T-Shirt suitable for wearing to political rallies, a subscription to the monthly newsletter, "SCUM RISES," the complete "FLATUS Guidelines to Complete School Nutrition" and your $500 contribution to the Obama 2012 SuperPac. Please note that the SuperPac contribution is optional, but opting out of the contribution will result in the assessment of a $23,513.12 processing fee on you SCAM dues, your name being placed on the "Special Watch" list, continual harassment of your children, and threatening anonymous phone calls between the hours of midnight and 4:00 a.m.
Dues are payable by cash, cashier's check or credit card, or for your convinience, you may simply provide us with your bank routing number and we will debit your savings automatically whenever a new dues assessment is levied or dues are arbitrarily increased.
Quote:The White House Sunday epically failed to practice what its first lady preaches, serving the nation’s governors a more than 2,000 calorie dinner even as Michelle Obama traverses the country promoting health eating.
Michelle Obama is very concerned about what other people eat. Too bad she did not watch her own fat a$$.