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 | Comrades! November 4th 2008 shall be inscribed in golden letters in the history of the international revolutionary movement as the day when American workers, peasants, and toiling intelligentsia finally rose to reject the archaic idea of American exceptionalism. Our agents in the academia, mass media, and trivial entertainment divisions have lived up to the Party's expectations in swaying the voting populace into throwing off the chains of accountability, integrity, and individualism - and embracing their true nature as a mote of a vast collective. Below is a list of mandatory slogans for spontaneous pronouncements at congratulatory rallies, approved by the Central Committee of the Democrat Party of the United States of America (DPUSA) for the official four-year-long celebration of Change. |
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Let live forever in the people's memory the unparalleled achievement of Barack Obama, the glorious Democrat strategists, and all those who fought against Republican terror and repression!
AN UPDATE for those unfamiliar with this genre of festive pronouncements. In the times of USSR, such slogans were always declared through a loudspeaker over loud festive music during officially held massive parades (May Day, Revolution Day, etc.) The crowds of marching "proletarians, kolkhoz peasantry, and working intelligentsia" were supposed to respond to each such slogan with a thunderous "OORAH!!!"
To ensure consistency and unanimity throughout the Motherland, a list of such slogans was prepared in advance and published in the Pravda (usually taking the entire front page), to be repeated at every local parade in other cities and villages in all of the 9 time zones.
This particular set is based on a real collection of "Slogans approved by the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union for the 60th Anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution." It was refreshing to read them in English after so many years. I only replaced certain details to match the Current Truth. The rest, to borrow Obama's expression, is "more of the same."
Ironically, the candidate offering more of "more of the same" was Obama who spoke a lot about the 21st century but only proposed stale ideas that had already failed around the middle of the 20th century. For an ex-Soviet, Obama's speeches smelled of mothballs just as much as these Party-approved slogans along with the pompous and meaningless parades.
UPDATE 2
Apparently someone was waving a red Soviet hammer-and-sickle flag at Obama celebratory rally in Chicago last night... And the crowd of young brainwashed people took it for granted. Link to video >>
-Character off-
I feel sorry for all American business owners. In fact, all American citizens. This is not going to be pretty.
I feel sorry for all American business owners. In fact, all American citizens. This is not going to be pretty.
Good Morning (well, that's an oxymoron) Comrade Red Square
As a good progressive card-carrying Socialist, I want to know whenI we can expect the goodies promised by our new President-elect? Speaker Nancy said that the bi-partisan congress will make it happen. We gave them carte-blanche to do as they wish, but how long before the trickle-up effect will be put in operation?
There is so much to do, and we need money to get started. Please inform the proper Party officials to send the forms needed toabscond with the loot start the process, soon.
Many thanks comrade,
Che' Gourmet
PS I assume that all these slogans will be in poster form so that I may post them in the People's Hells Kitchen?
As a good progressive card-carrying Socialist, I want to know when
There is so much to do, and we need money to get started. Please inform the proper Party officials to send the forms needed to
Many thanks comrade,
Che' Gourmet
PS I assume that all these slogans will be in poster form so that I may post them in the People's Hells Kitchen?
</karakter>
Although I am ultimately hopeful for the future, the conservative movement has to reclaim it's vision and voice. Reasons for voting against "The One" were not compelling enough to drag John McCain over the finish line.
As for Obama....I am still haunted by Ayn Rand's words in The Voice of Reason:
"A culture is made -- or destroyed -- by its articulate voices."
<karakter>
The King is dead. Long live the King!
Although I am ultimately hopeful for the future, the conservative movement has to reclaim it's vision and voice. Reasons for voting against "The One" were not compelling enough to drag John McCain over the finish line.
As for Obama....I am still haunted by Ayn Rand's words in The Voice of Reason:
"A culture is made -- or destroyed -- by its articulate voices."
<karakter>
The King is dead. Long live the King!
By the English poet P. Townsend
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the foe, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the next war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Won't Get Fooled Again 1971
Yep, they never learn....
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the foe, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the next war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Won't Get Fooled Again 1971
Yep, they never learn....
Thanks for the lyrics - I never really listened to them before. They were good (although I guess Obama would call them cynical).
Can I now officially say, without sounding like my parents, that in my days pop music was better?
Can I now officially say, without sounding like my parents, that in my days pop music was better?
Why wasn't Obama there this morning to fold my laundry? Damnit I was up all night watching the election returns and I'm worn out today. The least he could do is show up and make me breakfast. Where the hell is the Change? Where the hell is the Hope? Where the hell is my Bloody Mary?
Red Square
Can I now officially say, without sounding like my parents, that in my days pop music was better?I think Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson articulates your dilemma perfectly:
Quote:
Grampa Simpson: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons#Homerpalooza_.5B7.24.5D
In the meantime, where's my check?
Ahhh....Comrade Peter Townsend....yes...that song does bring back memories...I saw The Who do the rock opera "Tommy".-yeah,, I'm that old. Got a problem with that? Oh...sorry. I'm still in a foul mood from the Party's celebration. What a fuc$%#@ mess they left. Oh, well, such is life. Back to the trenches, comrades. We have much to do (and two to four more years to do it)
REJOICE, THE WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY IS UPON US!
your obedient servant,
Che' Gourmet
REJOICE, THE WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY IS UPON US!
your obedient servant,
Che' Gourmet
Red Square
Below is a list of mandatory slogans for spontaneous pronouncements at congratulatory rallies, approved by the Central Committee of the Democrat Party of the United States of America (DPUSA) for the official four-year-long celebration of Change.Red, it's beautiful! It's the New Affirmative Bill of Rights to empower government to bring us hope with other people's change. O, the joy!
Overnight we've Become Pilgrims In An Unholy Land
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Obama! The strength of the people.
To Change™'s triumph lead us on!
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Obama! The strength of the people.
To Change™'s triumph lead us on!
All glory to the new Messiah! May he make the evil rich poor, and the valiant poor even more valiant!
When do we get our new work and camp orders? Do we really have to wait 77 days now?
When do we get our new work and camp orders? Do we really have to wait 77 days now?
Che Gourmet
REJOICE, THE WORLD OF NEXT TUESDAY IS UPON US!Is that the world of Last Tuesday(tm) now?
Commissarka Pinkie
Red Square
Can I now officially say, without sounding like my parents, that in my days pop music was better?I think Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson articulates your dilemma perfectly:
Quote:
Grampa Simpson: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons#Homerpalooza_.5B7.24.5D
In the meantime, where's my check?
Its about time we cut America down to size! In celebration, I move we kapture a wealthy snob and take all his money, since it is the people's and selfish and unpatriotic to want to keep it! My furry body already feels warm with satisfaction of justice. Why can't the Messiah take over now?
(out of character)
No matter how disturbing the prospects of having a socialst president may be, the silver lining is that we are able to build a strong opposition, and after people begin to realize how miserable they are (i.e. Jimmy Carter's misery index) they will cross the party line in droves. to add to that, we will be able to complain and whine until 2010, then we need to get serious again, but we can treat them like they treated President Bush and his supporters..
(out of character)
No matter how disturbing the prospects of having a socialst president may be, the silver lining is that we are able to build a strong opposition, and after people begin to realize how miserable they are (i.e. Jimmy Carter's misery index) they will cross the party line in droves. to add to that, we will be able to complain and whine until 2010, then we need to get serious again, but we can treat them like they treated President Bush and his supporters..
To Change! Now where is my gas? And where is the check for the house payment?
The Great Messiah has won America is now the U.S.S.A The United Socialist States of America!
(character/off)
Looking forward of 4 years of your guys entertainment cheers to you all especially Red Sqaure on the best Satire on the web.
(character/off)
Looking forward of 4 years of your guys entertainment cheers to you all especially Red Sqaure on the best Satire on the web.
/off
Oleg,
I can't imagine what inner turmoil you might be experiencing.
Is it possible for you to elucidate here without the satire that gets me through the hard times?
Oleg,
I can't imagine what inner turmoil you might be experiencing.
Is it possible for you to elucidate here without the satire that gets me through the hard times?
I was born under Khruschev, grew up under Brezhnev, and matured under Chernenko, Andropov, and later Gorbachev. I think I can handle Obama. I just hope this country can handle him as well.
With all due respect Pinkie I think THIS grandpa quote is the one you are looking for
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(Lisa to Grandpa Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for not doing anything?" Grandpa: "I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power"
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(Lisa to Grandpa Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for not doing anything?" Grandpa: "I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power"
I found it on a DenverPost.com forum next to the picture of our WealthSpread:
Well, I don't know about the rest of you? You sound like a bunch of whiners! As for me, I don't have to work anymore and you can all support me with YOUR hard work.
Just think of it as a "handout" NOT a "hand up."
Just think of it as a "handout" NOT a "hand up."
Further to expand on Navigator's question, I found this comment on a Russian-language blog today by a guy named Libertarian who was recommending the People's Cube to his Russian readers. It's his response to the Obama election (my guess is, he lives in a big US city):
My translation of what Libertarian
Awaiting the Morning After(inspired by orgasmic screams of liberasts under my windows)
I remember how my late grandfather described the morning of Nov. 8th (October 26th 1917) in St. Petersburg.
To my great regret (I was a faithful Young Pioneer then) I had learned that Grandfather didn't storm the Winter Palace like everybody else, but spent that night at the opera listening to a famous singer and then at a night club.
"And what did you do in the morning?" I asked him. "Wasn't it clear that the change had come?..."
"They had some slogans hanging out there," he shrugged. "But we had seen so many various slogans in the past six months - one more slogan didn't make a difference. Nobody cared to pay attention..."
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вспоминается, как мой покойный дедушка рассказывал мне про утро 8 ноября (26 октября) в Петербурге.
К моему огромному сожалению (я тогда был чрезвычайно верный пионер) я узнал, что дедушка оказывается не штурмовал Зимний, а провел вечер в опере, слушая Шаляпина (за точность не отвечаю), а затем в ночном клубе.
- А наутро? – спросил я. – Неужели наутро не было ясно, что...
- Да... – он махнул рукой. – Висели какие-то лозунги, так мы за шесть месяцев уже к лозунгам привыкли – одним больше, другим меньше. Никто внимания не обратил...
We're all Obama's little peaches now! Ohhhhhh... At last a real man in the Whitehouse.
Pick me Obama! Pick me! I'm the cutest little peach of all.
Pick me Obama! Pick me! I'm the cutest little peach of all.
Hmm, now where's that '50 cal..... hide em while you got em.
Ted State
With all due respect Pinkie I think THIS grandpa quote is the one you are looking for.
(Lisa to Grandpa Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for not doing anything?" Grandpa: "I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power"
Ahh, yes the world according to the Comrades Simpson. Is there anything they cannot teach us.....
ACHTUNG !!
All Hail the Obamessiah!!
Rethuglicans pick up your shovels and report to the nearest Re-Edukation facility
We will take care of your Money and Precious posessions
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
All Hail the Obamessiah!!
Rethuglicans pick up your shovels and report to the nearest Re-Edukation facility
We will take care of your Money and Precious posessions
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
Discovered inside information of Obama's Oath of Office swearing in ceremony;
"I do audaciously swear to Allah that I will facetiously request exclusive rights as the office holder of President of the United Nations States, and will to the best of my ability, pervert, object to and defeat the Constitution of the Motherland."
--Obama
"I do audaciously swear to Allah that I will facetiously request exclusive rights as the office holder of President of the United Nations States, and will to the best of my ability, pervert, object to and defeat the Constitution of the Motherland."
--Obama
(off)
And so we enter the "dependency" phase of our democracy.
And so we enter the "dependency" phase of our democracy.
All stand up and hail Messiah Premier Obama!!
Comrades,
Have been living as capitalist dog for many years. I am now a believer that my past was truly evil! Last night I went to bed in the United States of America; this morning I arose in the glorious United Socialist States of Amerika. I am smart enough to see the writing on the wall (or as my Russian friend says, "the people under the snow").
After eating a breakfast of black bread and potatoes and going to the hardware store to purchase new shovel (just to get into the mood), I promptly went to Reeducation Facility. Not that bad! They remove your brain and iron out all the wrinkles (nod to FLCL), then they reinsert it anally. It was uncomfortable at first, but sitting on it while waiting for government checks to arrive induces a feeling of euphoria and well being. Sure beats busting my hump every day to earn a living and purchase nice things for my wife who also works (she will be reporting for reeducation tomorrow)!
I was extremely encouraged to see all the young people come out in Washington DC to stand around the Capitol and wave their Soviet flags and wearing their sickle and hammer t-shirts.
Have been living as capitalist dog for many years. I am now a believer that my past was truly evil! Last night I went to bed in the United States of America; this morning I arose in the glorious United Socialist States of Amerika. I am smart enough to see the writing on the wall (or as my Russian friend says, "the people under the snow").
After eating a breakfast of black bread and potatoes and going to the hardware store to purchase new shovel (just to get into the mood), I promptly went to Reeducation Facility. Not that bad! They remove your brain and iron out all the wrinkles (nod to FLCL), then they reinsert it anally. It was uncomfortable at first, but sitting on it while waiting for government checks to arrive induces a feeling of euphoria and well being. Sure beats busting my hump every day to earn a living and purchase nice things for my wife who also works (she will be reporting for reeducation tomorrow)!
I was extremely encouraged to see all the young people come out in Washington DC to stand around the Capitol and wave their Soviet flags and wearing their sickle and hammer t-shirts.
Red Square
Further to expand on Navigator's question,
Thanks Oleg.
What happens next? What I'm asking is, how will faith, hope and change promulgated by the Great Deceiver manifest itself?
The Fairness Doctrine?
Removal of guns?
Absence of food?
Absence of work?
Taxation programs unlike anybody ever expected?
What will be the metaphorical "Canary In The Mine"?
I expect is will be similar to being eaten by an Anaconda.
TOVARICH!
Why should godless infidels think? Better they should regurgitate!
New people's motto: REGURGITATE, REGURGITATE, REGURGITATE!
Say it loud. Say it proud.
Why should godless infidels think? Better they should regurgitate!
New people's motto: REGURGITATE, REGURGITATE, REGURGITATE!
Say it loud. Say it proud.
Michael Asher claims that this is his last cartoon this season and that he is retiring until the next election. You've run an honorable campaign, comrade.
Jubilant Junkies Say Yes We Can
Posted by Michael Asher on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 8:24:28 PM
Jubilant Junkies Say Yes We Can
Posted by Michael Asher on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 8:24:28 PM
Where do I sign up for the Civilian National Security Force (CNSF)?
Conscript Reporting.
Conscript Reporting.
Comrades,
I will not tolerate any cold feet or you'll find yourself out out he collective farm or in the gulag. I expect you to place photographs or posters in every room in every building, and in every house in the USSA.
Lenin
Myself
and Comrade Obama
Well, you better make that Stalin, myself, and Comrade Obama. Stalin gets things done.
We're going to move Lenin's tomb from Russia to the new Mighty Motherland, in Alinskygrad, USSA
(rename DC after me).
You see, comrades, that was quite painless (for as long as you do as I tell you). Where is that 5-year plan?
All the glorius best,
Comrade Saul
I will not tolerate any cold feet or you'll find yourself out out he collective farm or in the gulag. I expect you to place photographs or posters in every room in every building, and in every house in the USSA.
Lenin
Myself
and Comrade Obama
Well, you better make that Stalin, myself, and Comrade Obama. Stalin gets things done.
We're going to move Lenin's tomb from Russia to the new Mighty Motherland, in Alinskygrad, USSA
(rename DC after me).
You see, comrades, that was quite painless (for as long as you do as I tell you). Where is that 5-year plan?
All the glorius best,
Comrade Saul
Peaches For Peace
We're all Obama's little peaches now! Ohhhhhh... At last a real man in the Whitehouse.Pick me Obama! Pick me! I'm the cutest little peach of all.
lol nice pic of Jodin and mimeshevik
Comrade Lennon speaks on this matter also:
You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright, al...
You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
RIK
You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright, al...
You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
RIK
Comrade Red!
This kulak quote:
"They had some slogans hanging out there," he shrugged. "But we had seen so many various slogans in the past six months - one more slogan didn't make a difference. Nobody cared to pay attention..."
This was because he didn't have enough spare CHANGE to pay attention. Now that CHANGE has come, everybody must pay attention and tribute to The ONE.
I must say The ONE has delivered.
Yesterday, when I got into my hybrid Sputrabant, just like magic, the tank was full. I carpooled with Hussie to the gulag and her silicone boobprint offset my carbon footprint allowing my Sputrabant to get a million miles per gallon, never needing a refill.
Then when I got home from a hard day's night on the watchtower and razor wire, I found a stamped, paid in full, mortgage note from Goradmortgage in my mailbox. All I have to do now is get it recorded and the dacha is mine....I mean The People's™.
This kulak quote:
"They had some slogans hanging out there," he shrugged. "But we had seen so many various slogans in the past six months - one more slogan didn't make a difference. Nobody cared to pay attention..."
This was because he didn't have enough spare CHANGE to pay attention. Now that CHANGE has come, everybody must pay attention and tribute to The ONE.
I must say The ONE has delivered.
Yesterday, when I got into my hybrid Sputrabant, just like magic, the tank was full. I carpooled with Hussie to the gulag and her silicone boobprint offset my carbon footprint allowing my Sputrabant to get a million miles per gallon, never needing a refill.
Then when I got home from a hard day's night on the watchtower and razor wire, I found a stamped, paid in full, mortgage note from Goradmortgage in my mailbox. All I have to do now is get it recorded and the dacha is mine....I mean The People's™.
Commissar L.R. Star
Ted State
With all due respect Pinkie I think THIS grandpa quote is the one you are looking for.
(Lisa to Grandpa Simpson: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for not doing anything?" Grandpa: "I thought it was because the Democrats were back in power"
Ahh, yes the world according to the Comrades Simpson. Is there anything they cannot teach us.....
Commissar L.R. Star & Ted State -
One of my favorite cartoon characters. (I love Pinky and the Brain too). It isn't too hard to understand why the Simpsons have lasted for 20+ yrs and I hear that the cast has signed on for at least 3 more.
your fellow revoluntionary,
Che' Gourmet
Komissar Blogunov
Red Square
Below is a list of mandatory slogans for spontaneous pronouncements at congratulatory rallies, approved by the Central Committee of the Democrat Party of the United States of America (DPUSA) for the official four-year-long celebration of Change.Red, it's beautiful! It's the New Affirmative Bill of Rights to empower government to bring us hope with other people's change. O, the joy!
... but first the Kollectiv must give credit where credit is due!
I remembered this poetic masterwork Tuesday morning:
Endless Enigma
(K. Emerson & G. Lake)
Why do you stare
Do you think that I care?
You've been mislead
By the thoughts in your head
Your words waste and decay
Nothing you say
Reaches my ears anyway
You never spoke a word of truth
Why do you think
I believe what you said
Few of your words
Ever enter my head
I'm tired of hypocrite freaks
With tongues in their cheeks
Turning their eyes as they speak
They make me sick and tired
Are you confused
To the point in your mind
Though you're blind
Can't you see you're wrong
Won't you refuse
To be used
Even though you may know
I can see you're wrong
Please, please, please open your eyes
Please, please, please don't give me lies
I rule all of the earth
Witnessed my birth
Cried at the sight of a man
And still I don't know who I am
(Chorus)
I've seen paupers as kings
Puppets on strings
Dance for the children who stare
You must have seen them everywhere
...sigh....
Endless Enigma
(K. Emerson & G. Lake)
Why do you stare
Do you think that I care?
You've been mislead
By the thoughts in your head
Your words waste and decay
Nothing you say
Reaches my ears anyway
You never spoke a word of truth
Why do you think
I believe what you said
Few of your words
Ever enter my head
I'm tired of hypocrite freaks
With tongues in their cheeks
Turning their eyes as they speak
They make me sick and tired
Are you confused
To the point in your mind
Though you're blind
Can't you see you're wrong
Won't you refuse
To be used
Even though you may know
I can see you're wrong
Please, please, please open your eyes
Please, please, please don't give me lies
I rule all of the earth
Witnessed my birth
Cried at the sight of a man
And still I don't know who I am
(Chorus)
I've seen paupers as kings
Puppets on strings
Dance for the children who stare
You must have seen them everywhere
...sigh....
Rikalonius
Comrade Lennon speaks on this matter also:You know he lusted after his mother, like all good comrades should (and after Paul, too). Just FYI.
Mother, you had me but I never had you
I wanted you but you didn't want me
So I got to tell you
Goodbye goodbye
Father, you left me but
I never left you
I needed you but you didn't need me
So I just got to tell you
Goodbye goodbye
Children, don't do what I have done
I couldn't walk and I tried to run
So I got to tell you
Goodbye goodbye
Mama don't go
Daddy come home
Great news, Comrades!
The Spreading of The Wealth tm has begun!
Last night at about 8pm CST I was working on some documents when suddenly everything in the house went dark. The whole block had a massive power outage - 367 people w/o power - lasting for an entire hour. Assuredly, the power was being distributed from those of us who had it to those who were less fortunate. Even within these two days it has begun and we are already experiencing the glorious exultation of sharing the Change tm.
I was so moved I wrote this poem, convinced that we have not elected a machine but a true leader with a heart and a mind - as comrade Maya Angelou so eloquently gushed -
Psalm 20 of the 3rd (unless the party holds up 4 fingers)
1Obama is my shepherd there is nothing I shall lack
2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: He leadeth me by the protected wetlands
3He restoreth my hope: he leadeth me in the paths of social change for his name's sake.
4Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of higher taxes, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy ego they comfort me
5Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Machmoud Achmadinejad and Bill Ayers and Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin and Hugo Chavez and... gee, my cup runneth over.
6and thou anointest me for processing
7Surely Reverend Wright shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Saud forever.
The Spreading of The Wealth tm has begun!
Last night at about 8pm CST I was working on some documents when suddenly everything in the house went dark. The whole block had a massive power outage - 367 people w/o power - lasting for an entire hour. Assuredly, the power was being distributed from those of us who had it to those who were less fortunate. Even within these two days it has begun and we are already experiencing the glorious exultation of sharing the Change tm.
I was so moved I wrote this poem, convinced that we have not elected a machine but a true leader with a heart and a mind - as comrade Maya Angelou so eloquently gushed -
Psalm 20 of the 3rd (unless the party holds up 4 fingers)
1Obama is my shepherd there is nothing I shall lack
2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: He leadeth me by the protected wetlands
3He restoreth my hope: he leadeth me in the paths of social change for his name's sake.
4Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of higher taxes, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy ego they comfort me
5Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Machmoud Achmadinejad and Bill Ayers and Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin and Hugo Chavez and... gee, my cup runneth over.
6and thou anointest me for processing
7Surely Reverend Wright shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Saud forever.
Reparations - it ain't just a fancy word for fixin' stuff anymore!
Glorify your inner mediocrity. Vote socialist, I mean Democrat.
Donate to the United Civilian Emergency Force (UNICEF) - We Give You Candy, You Give Us Your Semi-Automatic Weapons.
George Jefferson's got his bib on and he's waiting for some pie, honkies!
Guns or Butter is a false choice. Butter or butter - now that's freedom you can have with some Mrs. Butterworth and a side of pancakes. Now ain't that lipsmackin' good?
What's up with all these food metaphors, can't you be a bit more creative than that?
Democratic rule of The PeopleTM is like a friendly game of monopoly. Funny money, discriminatory taxes, cash for hanging out in a parking lot, and seeming to last forever.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, Obama is the crack-pipe of democracy.
Glorify your inner mediocrity. Vote socialist, I mean Democrat.
Donate to the United Civilian Emergency Force (UNICEF) - We Give You Candy, You Give Us Your Semi-Automatic Weapons.
George Jefferson's got his bib on and he's waiting for some pie, honkies!
Guns or Butter is a false choice. Butter or butter - now that's freedom you can have with some Mrs. Butterworth and a side of pancakes. Now ain't that lipsmackin' good?
What's up with all these food metaphors, can't you be a bit more creative than that?
Democratic rule of The PeopleTM is like a friendly game of monopoly. Funny money, discriminatory taxes, cash for hanging out in a parking lot, and seeming to last forever.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, Obama is the crack-pipe of democracy.
Comrades, tis a wonderful day! We get to take the glorious failures of the 20th century and try them all over again in the 21st century! Why give up on ideas that doesn't work, if we keep trying the same thing over and over again they have to eventually work. Don't they?
'tis truly a wonderful day!
Now that THE ONETM is president elect, only three more and we'll meet the quota!
Now that THE ONETM is president elect, only three more and we'll meet the quota!
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Last night at about 8pm CST I was working on some documents when suddenly everything in the house went dark. The whole block had a massive power outage - 367 people w/o power - lasting for an entire hour. Assuredly, the power was being distributed from those of us who had it to those who were less fortunate.Comrad,
I have noticed that few comrades give thanks when they are smiled upon by the Change(tm) that has already begain. At 6pm MST I was sitting in the dark polishing my shovel when suddenly the lights came on! Looking outside at the great plains of Colorado I saw many lights on. I knew at once that this was a gift from the Obamessiah. For one hour the central heat blew warm air into my home and the baby slept in comfort. So thank you comrade AbecedariusRex, for your sacrifice was well recived!
My dear comrades,
Each day gets more and more glorius. We're going to do some cleanup. We're going to CHANGE THINGS. They want change, they get change. We're going to change the currency; my picture belongs on dollars, or USSA rubles.
I want that damn Lee Greenwood song changed. Instead of banning it, I want you to change the words - the lyrics, those of you who write songs and poems, you know what to do. Use the teachings of Rev. Wright and his famous quotes. Sing about the workers' paradise. Then get somebody to sing it, record it, get it out there.
All the victorius best, comrades.
The IRON DREAM is here!
Glory to THE ONE!
GLORY TO ME - because I am in control.
Comrade Saul
Each day gets more and more glorius. We're going to do some cleanup. We're going to CHANGE THINGS. They want change, they get change. We're going to change the currency; my picture belongs on dollars, or USSA rubles.
I want that damn Lee Greenwood song changed. Instead of banning it, I want you to change the words - the lyrics, those of you who write songs and poems, you know what to do. Use the teachings of Rev. Wright and his famous quotes. Sing about the workers' paradise. Then get somebody to sing it, record it, get it out there.
All the victorius best, comrades.
The IRON DREAM is here!
Glory to THE ONE!
GLORY TO ME - because I am in control.
Comrade Saul
Comrades,
Today is a great day! The new AmeriKa, A SOVIET AmeriKa, has dawned. Soon, great sacrifices will have to be made by the proletariat. They can start by handing over their money to the government. Toward that end, I recommend that we inform our "puppets" (the Democratic Party) that the Obamessiah is required to nominate Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko as the new Secretary of The Treasury!!! After all, comrades!!!! We are not Capitalists!!! The Party™ must get it's cut.
--
ZB
Today is a great day! The new AmeriKa, A SOVIET AmeriKa, has dawned. Soon, great sacrifices will have to be made by the proletariat. They can start by handing over their money to the government. Toward that end, I recommend that we inform our "puppets" (the Democratic Party) that the Obamessiah is required to nominate Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko as the new Secretary of The Treasury!!! After all, comrades!!!! We are not Capitalists!!! The Party™ must get it's cut.
--
ZB
As my favorite TF2 class always says:
"The outcome was never really in question."
"The outcome was never really in question."
If tomorrow all the things were shared
I'ld worked for all my life
And I had to start again
I'd leave my kids and wife
And sell my soul to Barry
It' progressive to be Gay
'Cause Obama gives us freedom
And he could take that away
And I'm asamed to be an American
where heathcare isnt free
And I wont forget when Oprah cried
Barry gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
For wealthspread is today
Cause there aint no doubt Wright hates this land
God Damn the USA
From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
well There's pride in every DemocRATs heart
and it's time we stand and say:
-------------I cant find the cone of silence...I am new....It goes HERE-----------
...My attempt at Obamising that Lee Greewood song...NOT my best work but it was actually PAINFUL to butcher the song. On Monday before the election I went to a performance of The Colorado Springs Childrens Chorale because my daughter is a member.(little brag on her behalf) They sang a collage of patriotic songs at the end, leaving me to think of what might lay ahead for those kids, creating a twinge of fear about civil war. Deep in thought, and hearing distant gunfire I failed to notice the children had left the stage. I looked up and there was my daughter, who huged me, then steped back, and stood facing me. Glancing around I noticed other kids infront of their parents. They then proceeded to sing "Dream a dream" ( a very hippy song really) my daughter sang this looking me right in the eye, like she knew, like she saw where my head had gone. I cried, OK?!? She shined a light in the deepest darkest place in me, and it is this I cling to, it is this that makes me be able to say that no matter what happends now, where we go from here, IT WILL BE OK, there is real hope- it was in her eyes and she gave it to me and I will NOT let her down!
I'ld worked for all my life
And I had to start again
I'd leave my kids and wife
And sell my soul to Barry
It' progressive to be Gay
'Cause Obama gives us freedom
And he could take that away
And I'm asamed to be an American
where heathcare isnt free
And I wont forget when Oprah cried
Barry gave that right to me
And I gladly stand up next to you
For wealthspread is today
Cause there aint no doubt Wright hates this land
God Damn the USA
From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
well There's pride in every DemocRATs heart
and it's time we stand and say:
-------------I cant find the cone of silence...I am new....It goes HERE-----------
...My attempt at Obamising that Lee Greewood song...NOT my best work but it was actually PAINFUL to butcher the song. On Monday before the election I went to a performance of The Colorado Springs Childrens Chorale because my daughter is a member.(little brag on her behalf) They sang a collage of patriotic songs at the end, leaving me to think of what might lay ahead for those kids, creating a twinge of fear about civil war. Deep in thought, and hearing distant gunfire I failed to notice the children had left the stage. I looked up and there was my daughter, who huged me, then steped back, and stood facing me. Glancing around I noticed other kids infront of their parents. They then proceeded to sing "Dream a dream" ( a very hippy song really) my daughter sang this looking me right in the eye, like she knew, like she saw where my head had gone. I cried, OK?!? She shined a light in the deepest darkest place in me, and it is this I cling to, it is this that makes me be able to say that no matter what happends now, where we go from here, IT WILL BE OK, there is real hope- it was in her eyes and she gave it to me and I will NOT let her down!
Quote:
At 6pm MST I was sitting in the dark polishing my shovel when suddenly the lights came on!I ment 7pm because central time is only 1 hour ahead of mountain.... either that or it took an hour for the electricles to get through the red tape...hmmm gotta go the baby is crying. Hesgot something for Barry to Change.
Begemot
Reparations - it ain't just a fancy word for fixin' stuff anymore!Glorify your inner mediocrity. Vote socialist, I mean Democrat.
Donate to the United Civilian Emergency Force (UNICEF) - We Give You Candy, You Give Us Your Semi-Automatic Weapons.
George Jefferson's got his bib on and he's waiting for some pie, honkies!
Guns or Butter is a false choice. Butter or butter - now that's freedom you can have with some Mrs. Butterworth and a side of pancakes. Now ain't that lipsmackin' good?
What's up with all these food metaphors, can't you be a bit more creative than that?
Democratic rule of The PeopleTM is like a friendly game of monopoly. Funny money, discriminatory taxes, cash for hanging out in a parking lot, and seeming to last forever.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, Obama is the crack-pipe of democracy.
Reparations? You mean the USSA is going to start paying the farmers for all the slaves they lost after the civil war?
Oh man! Where's Obama going to get THAT 750 billion from?
I guess I'm going to need a bigger shovel!
Well I think this is going to spell the end of America not only as a superpower but as a Republic. I also smell civil war or at least some really horrific crap. I foe one feel this is what the dems want. Guns and ammo are flying off the shelves like no tomorrow...pun not intentional.
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I guess I'm going to need a bigger shovel!Don't be going all Joe Stakhanovite on us, suspected bourgeois infiltraitor. The last guy who thought he was above mediocrity wound up frozen in Carbonite like our dear comrade Lenin.
Saul Alinsky
I want that damn Lee Greenwood song changed. Instead of banning it, I want you to change the words - the lyrics, those of you who write songs and poems, you know what to do. Use the teachings of Rev. Wright and his famous quotes. Sing about the workers' paradise. Then get somebody to sing it, record it, get it out there.Oh, I'm proud to be an Obamunist,
And get everything for free,
All my bills, my gas, and mortgage paid
By someone other than me.
And I'll gladly stand up--
And wait in line,
For hours and hours each day,
To get what's mine from the government's hand . . .
In Obama's U.S.A.!!!
Who needs we gune we got these....... in the Obamanese military
Comrades, the new medal design ought to be donated to The One's new web-site: Change.gov.
Ok This wins the banner o rama
During a recent Marxism Festivale held near my humble cottage I saw words written on the side of a Honey Bucket sucker truck written in brilliant red capitalist letters were the words:
Yesterday's Meals On Wheels!
The Tonasket Barter Faire. Home to 15,000 Marxist's without a clue. Didn't get a pic of the honey bucket but perhaps a few of you may be able to glean my enjoyment of the surround sound of ignorance and glorification of backwardness via a movie I created with my iPhone:
Yesterday's Meals On Wheels!
The Tonasket Barter Faire. Home to 15,000 Marxist's without a clue. Didn't get a pic of the honey bucket but perhaps a few of you may be able to glean my enjoyment of the surround sound of ignorance and glorification of backwardness via a movie I created with my iPhone:
Is an excellent piece of propoganda the video celebration in Red Square of the 60th Anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution. Is genius that you were able to flawlessly insert footage from Obama rallies into the original Soviet footage. I was almost unable to detect the edits, but the apparent enthusiasm in the faces of some participants is never actually seen among the proletariat who actually live under communist rule. The smiling Obamunists celebrate neo-Trotskism without having lived it. They will soon be living below the breadline. As my Russian uncle used to say "One may make up a soft bed, but still it will be hard to sleep in."
[pardon the plagiarism, but I stumbled across some fitting cummings today.]
(of Ever-Ever Land i speak
sweet morons gather roun'
who does not dare to stand or sit
may take it lying down)
down with the human soul
and anything else uncanned
for everyone carries canopeners
in Ever-Ever Land
(for Ever Ever Land is a place
that's as simple as simple can be
and was built that way on purpose
by simple people like we)
down with hell and heaven
and all the religious fuss
infinity pleased our parents
one inch looks good to us
(and Ever-Ever Land is a place
that's measured and safe and known
where it's luck to be unlucky
and hitler lies down with cohn)
down above all with love
and everything perverse
or which makes some feel better
when all ought to feel less worse
(but only sameness is normal
in Ever-Ever Land
for a bad cigar is a woman
and a gland is only a gland)
Navigator
During a recent Marxism Festivale held near my humble cottage I saw words written on the side of a Honey Bucket sucker truck written in brilliant red capitalist letters were the words:Yesterday's Meals On Wheels!
Like this?
Nice video, BTW. Is this what's happening these days in the formerly Wild West? It just confirms my old belief that the West was originally settled by hippies. All the later stories about the pioneers, hard-working first settlers, and cowboys were mere historical revisionism that happened during The BushYears(TM).*
________________________
* The BushYears(TM): Dark period in this country's history that lasted approximately from 1776 and up until November 4th 2008.
Greetings, Comrade Peoples Farmworker,
You serve the party well. I'm pleased to inform you that your farm is the first to be CHANGED to collective. Yes, you will have the USSA's first Collective Farm. As an added bonus, you will retain a small garden to call your own.
We have peasants for you. Together you will serve the Mighty Motherland, and help THE ONE to pave the way to Communism - The Destiny of all mankind!!!
You serve the party well. I'm pleased to inform you that your farm is the first to be CHANGED to collective. Yes, you will have the USSA's first Collective Farm. As an added bonus, you will retain a small garden to call your own.
We have peasants for you. Together you will serve the Mighty Motherland, and help THE ONE to pave the way to Communism - The Destiny of all mankind!!!
Fellow Comrades,
Let's get started with the imperialism. We need to knock out some smaller countries, form up a Western Soviet Bloc in honor of The One! Let's start with some good old fashion intimidation, then bomb out the rest.
Don't forget, comrades, we need to dole out some punishment and retribution for those who failed to bow down to The One!
The fun is about to begin!
All the best, comrades,
Saul
Let's get started with the imperialism. We need to knock out some smaller countries, form up a Western Soviet Bloc in honor of The One! Let's start with some good old fashion intimidation, then bomb out the rest.
Don't forget, comrades, we need to dole out some punishment and retribution for those who failed to bow down to The One!
The fun is about to begin!
All the best, comrades,
Saul
For several weeks, I have had the Soviet National Anthem stuck in my head every time I saw The One's face. Maybe it was not just coincidence.
Commissarka Pinkie
I think Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson articulates your dilemma perfectly:Quote:
Grampa Simpson: I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!There's a Simpson's episode that ends with Grandpa Simpson walking off, saying something like "So long, suckers!" as the family looks on and Bart says, "I'll never trust another old person again."
Of course, the problem is how to define "old." I recall seeing pictures or footage of '60s radicals yelling and holding signs saying "You can't trust anyone over 30!" I wonder if they trust themselves. The way they're bailing out of California and other People's Paradises to ruin Arizona, Colorado, and Idaho, apparently not much.
Eternally young, Obama is of course a special case andn will always deserve trust.
CheCheGuevera
Well, I don't know about the rest of you? You sound like a bunch of whiners! As for me, I don't have to work anymore and you can all support me with YOUR hard work.Just think of it as a "handout" NOT a "hand up."
Comrade CheCheGuevara,
Your sentiments are correct, inspiring even, but your vocabulary is inapt. It's not a "handout" but a "handjob" delivered by the cold impartiality of a civil servant with wool gloves.
Peoples farmworker 197604
I meant 7pm because central time is only 1 hour ahead of mountain.... either that or it took an hour for the electricles to get through the red tape...hmmm gotta go the baby is crying. Hesgot something for Barry to Change.Comrade PF 196704,
Surely you will be promoted to kolkhoz planner for your glorious idea: As in the USSR and China, eliminate all time zones! From now on, it's Obama Time across the nation, with Chicago as the reference in respect for the birthplace of the New States and New Leader.
No more Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Whatever, More whatever, and Hawaii time zones. Oh, Guam Time--that's gone, too. Just Obama time.
Think how simple the public service announcements will be by slapping Obama's head onto MC Hammer's. Not Hammer Time but 'Bama Time!
For those of us in inclement weather areas, it will be nice to force those in Hawaii, Guam, Saipan, and American Samoa to work 9-5 at night and be forced to sleep during the tropical days. After all, it would only be fair. Think of it as "spreading the time around."
AbecedariusRex
Why wasn't Obama there this morning to fold my laundry? Damnit I was up all night watching the election returns and I'm worn out today. The least he could do is show up and make me breakfast. Where the hell is the Change? Where the hell is the Hope? Where the hell is my Bloody Mary?And where is your patriotism Comrade Rex? I can assure you, as Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I will be finding it....and of course use it For the Children™ aside from my most reasonable operating costs of course. Now pull out your wallet and show me how patriotic you are.
Tovarich
Eternally young, Obama is of course a special case and will always deserve trust.But of course, but of course. We will do like that Fractured Fairy Tale in Bullwinkle. The prince is born with a nose like a casaba melon and his father the kind decrees that, lest he be discomfited, all people in the kingdom wear false noses. The wicked fairy who put the curse on said that he will have the nose like casaba melon until someone said, "You have a nose like a casaba melon."
And so we shall all age in lockstep.
Marshal Pupovich
AbecedariusRex
Why wasn't Obama there this morning to fold my laundry? Damnit I was up all night watching the election returns and I'm worn out today. The least he could do is show up and make me breakfast. Where the hell is the Change? Where the hell is the Hope? Where the hell is my Bloody Mary?And where is your patriotism Comrade Rex? I can assure you, as Minister of Patriotism and Taxation, I will be finding it....and of course use it For the Children™ aside from my most reasonable operating costs of course. Now pull out your wallet and show me how patriotic you are.
Dearest Marshal Pupovich. How nice of you to think of me. Surely you may have access to every red cent in my possession. 300? 400? 500? I will gladly give to the party what the party so richly deserves if it aids in the rising of the new dawn. Isn't life grand? The sun isn't shining and there are no pretty little birds or flowers outside but I know they are there lurking and I will contemplate them when I can. I go now to blow some bubbles... Maybe I shall compose some tuneage for the new grand vizier, the wonderful, the incomparable, the magnificent, Obamage first.
and a pretty video, too
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
for the Lord Obama omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
. . . the kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord,
and the UN:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
and He shall reign for ever and ever.
. . . . KING OF KINGS,
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Forever and ever
and LORD OF LORDS.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Forever and ever
Hallelu------jah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
for the Lord Obama omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
. . . the kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord,
and the UN:
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
and He shall reign for ever and ever.
. . . . KING OF KINGS,
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Forever and ever
and LORD OF LORDS.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Forever and ever
Hallelu------jah!
Or perhaps it is best said by that grandiloquent and quintessentially infinitessimal boojiammiaded paritichi, Maya Angelou:
Ah, Rex, I see that you have found the glories of Maya Angelou. She teaches a course and she gets to choose the students. It is impossible to see her on campus, like any good party member. And after her poetry, who could read Shakespeare? Or Milton? Or Michelangelo?
She vanquishes the dactylic hexameters of Virgil. After her no one can be despondeent.
Sorry.
She vanquishes the dactylic hexameters of Virgil. After her no one can be despondeent.
Sorry.
Did she steal her grandfather's dentures for that photo?
Comrade Alinsky,
I believe that my own garden would be too much. I would then have more than others. I will share with the faithful. (after a tithe to the Obamessiah) I look forward to the first shipment of pesents as I will have the great honer of teaching them how wonderful it is to own nothing!
Comrade Tovarich,
My wife is a Samoan, Born in the Peoples Republic of Maui. As she has been forc---er, given the pleasure of enduring the winters in the Commonwealth of Colorado, she is very much in favor of speading the time around. She also wants to know if there would be some way for The One ™ to spread the beach around, she misses it very much in this landlocked simi-arid paradice.
I believe that my own garden would be too much. I would then have more than others. I will share with the faithful. (after a tithe to the Obamessiah) I look forward to the first shipment of pesents as I will have the great honer of teaching them how wonderful it is to own nothing!
Comrade Tovarich,
My wife is a Samoan, Born in the Peoples Republic of Maui. As she has been forc---er, given the pleasure of enduring the winters in the Commonwealth of Colorado, she is very much in favor of speading the time around. She also wants to know if there would be some way for The One ™ to spread the beach around, she misses it very much in this landlocked simi-arid paradice.
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White House releases new exciting photos of Obama standing, sitting, looking thoughtful, and even breathing in and out
New York Times hacked by Chinese government, Paul Krugman's economic policies stolen
White House: when President shoots skeet, he donates the meat to food banks that feed the middle class
To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guard protection for President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead
State Dept to send 100,000 American college students to China as security for US debt obligations
Jay Carney: Al Qaeda is on the run, they're just running forward
President issues executive orders banning cliffs, ceilings, obstructions, statistics, and
other notions that prevent us from moving forwards and upward
Fearing the worst, Obama Administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects
World ends; S&P soars
Riddle of universe solved; answer not understood
Meek inherit Earth, can't afford estate taxes
Greece abandons Euro; accountants find Greece has no Euros anyway
Wheel finally reinvented; axles to be gradually reinvented in 3rd quarter of 2013
Bigfoot found in Ohio, mysteriously not voting for Obama
As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list
Freak flying pig accident causes bacon to fly off shelves
Obama: green economy likely to transform America into a leading third world country of the new millennium
Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future
Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs
Modernizing Islam: New York imam proposes to canonize Saul Alinsky as religion's latter day prophet
Imam Rauf's peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'
Study: Obama's threat to burn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties
Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years
Obama attends church service, worships self
Obama proposes national 'Win The Future' lottery; proceeds of new WTF Powerball to finance more gov't spending
Historical revisionists: "Hey, you never know"
Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness
Al Gore: It's a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears
Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke
Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights
Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'
Obama's teleprompter unhappy with White House Twitter: "Too few words"
Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't
Taking a page from the Reagan years, Obama announces new era of Perestroika and Glasnost
Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity "Religion of Peace," praises "moderate Christians," promises to send one into space
Republicans block Obama's $420 billion program to give American families free charms that ward off economic bad luck
White House to impose Chimney tax on Santa Claus
Obama decrees the economy is not soaring as much as previously decreeed
Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom"
Al Gore proposes to combat Global Warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in Earth's atmosphere
Obama refutes charges of him being unresponsive to people's suffering: "When you pray to God, do you always hear a response?"
Obama regrets the US government didn't provide his mother with free contraceptives when she was in college
Fluke to Congress: drill, baby, drill!
Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: 'Come again soon!'
Obama to tornado victims: 'We inherited this weather from the previous administration'
Obama congratulates Putin on Chicago-style election outcome
People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies
Hamas: Israeli air defense unfair to 99% of our missiles, "only 1% allowed to reach Israel"
Democrat strategist: without government supervision, women would have never evolved into humans
Voters Without Borders oppose Texas new voter ID law
Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond
Obama blames previous Olympics for failure to win at this Olympics
Official: China plans to land on Moon or at least on cheap knockoff thereof
Koran-Contra: Obama secretly arms Syrian rebels
Poll: Progressive slogan 'We should be more like Europe' most popular with members of American Nazi Party
Obama to Evangelicals: Jesus saves, I just spend
May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above
Midwestern farmers hooked on new erotic novel "50 Shades of Hay"
Study: 99% of Liberals give the rest a bad name
Obama meets with Jewish leaders, proposes deeper circumcisions for the rich
Historians: Before HOPE & CHANGE there was HEMP & CHOOM at ten bucks a bag
Cancer once again fails to cure Venezuela of its "President for Life"
Tragic spelling error causes Muslim protesters to burn local boob-tube factory
Secretary of Energy Steven Chu: due to energy conservation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off
Obama Administration running food stamps across the border with Mexico in an operation code-named "Fat And Furious"
Pakistan explodes in protest over new Adobe Acrobat update; 17 local acrobats killed
White House: "Let them eat statistics"
Special Ops: if Benedict Arnold had a son, he would look like Barack Obama
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