Tell Us How Mitt Romney Has Destroyed Your Life!



If you’ve ever been ripped off, denied a promotion or an award or a contest prize . . .
If you ever, while going to school, received wedgies, noogies, wet willies, Native American burns, the dreaded Rear Admiral, or was pinned down while the campus jock shaved your head because he was bigoted against your special unique expression of individuality . . .
If you’ve ever been embarrassed in front of your friends and co-workers or, if you don’t have co-workers, then the other people standing in line with you . . .
If you’ve never been able to lose weight, program a VCR, remove the plastic wrapper from a fortune cookie while dining in a Chinese restaurant, or get laid . . .
If you’ve ever felt that life isn’t fair and you’re forever being totally screwed over . . .
Hell, if you’ve EVER suffered ANY kind of misfortune at ANYTIME of your life, from diaper rash in your infancy to bed sores in your old age . . .
THEN IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF MITT ROMNEY!
Comrades, if Obama is the Lightworker (and he is), then Mitt Romney is the Destroyer, the Bringer of Misery, Misfortune, Misogyny, and Miscellaneous Mischance to all whose lives he’s ruined—and as it happens, he’s ruined everyone’s lives.
This is a dangerous, frightening, dreadful time to be a human being or a dog—because of Mitt Romney. He menaces civilization with destruction, desolation, devastation, and despair.
Worst of all, he doesn’t care.
That’s why we at The People’s Cube are inviting you—the beleaguered, the wretched, the deplorable, the wasted, the pitiful and pathetic—to share your stories with us.
Tell us below how Mitt Romney has made an utter shambles of your very existence—and your story may be picked up by the Obama Campaign or an Obama Super PAC. You could be selected to appear in a campaign video in which you will be the star of your own courageous story! You could be the toast of the news media! You may be invited to appear with Obama himself at campaign stops, or even to sit next to Mrs. Obama at his next State of the Union address! (Of course, that’s assuming you send in $3.00 to make sure his 2012 SOTU won’t be his last—because it’s up to you, you know!)
Write from your heart and gut, and don’t worry about little things like spelling, grammar, punctuation, or facts. Leaps and twists in logic and chronology are strongly encouraged—no matter what your misfortune, rest assured there IS a way—indeed, there is ALWAYS a way—to trace its roots back through the butterfly effect of Mitt Romney’s own very damnable existence.
Glory, fortune, joy and fame! Plus free gas for your car and your mortgage all paid for! So share your story today!
FINE PRINT: All stories posted below will become the property of The People’s Cube, and as such, The People’s Cube reserves the right to edit or embellish the stories as it sees fit, and is entitled to any and all profits as may be made by the publication of these stories. By posting below, the poster agrees that his or her name and likeness may be used in any manner deemed appropriate or amusing by The People’s Cube for promotional and/or entertainment purposes respectively; and that the poster is forever barred from pursuing any legal action due to any perceived embarrassment, mental or physical anguish, social deprivation, financial hardship, or any kind of misfortune that may arise as a result of posting here—because all of that is Mitt Romney’s fault, not ours!
Commissarka Pinkie is a regular contributor to The People’s Cube, and is renowned and admired by the masses for her dedication to raising awareness of how much she cares. When she isn’t busy making an issue out of everything, she enjoys spending other people’s money, occupying other people’s property, beating proles with her shovel, and indulging her Obamaphilia with Obamabilia until she’s Obamabilious.




Inspired by the uncensored display, my daughter decided she wanted to be a useless figure skater rather than a contributing worker in the kollective. She hid my shovel until I bought her skates and lessons. Ever since, more and more of my government check goes to skating lessons, and less can be given back to the kommunity. The guilt is even worse than the financial hardship.
Sometimes the Vodka helps me forget, but how can one ever forgive such a heinous crime of capitalist influence on one's child?










I do not understand why the party opposes Mitt. Is it because his father's identity as being born to Mormon missionaries in Mexico is probably a front for his father being a member of the SS and Mitt, being born in 1947, is likely a Boy From Brazil? We all wish he were the genetic offspring of Stalin instead, I know.
I find the elucidation of his e-coli scam, and his success in getting people to accept their cancer fate rather than greedily taking money from the state to be just the kind of overpopulation solutions we progressives are looking for. All hail the Goreacle (PBUH).
Is because we know that Mitt will not go far enough, fast enough, you know, like Dear Leader? Mitt is misunderstood on abortion. As Big Chief Fauxohantus Warren warns us, the Chinese are outproducing us. Mitt probably only opposes abortion so he can compete with China in the child slave labor market.











He scares me. :(


Dig4Utopia
The guy constantly spews the same vileHe scares me. :(
Surely, comrade, you meant to say "three letter hate word". Korrect party-approved spelling is important.


$.$. Halliburton
Gosh! Mitt Romney is a man after my own heart.I might believe that if only you had a heart, you Faux News-addicted, digitally Limbaughtomized, flat earther birther I-love-Romney-so-much-I'd-marry-him-if-only-I-wasn't-a-hateful-same-sex-marriage-hating 1 percenter.










Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Red Menace
*Note to self; change current paradigm from "It's all George Bush's fault" to "It's all Mitt Romney's fault."Indeed, Korade Red!
After three and one half years of parroting the eternal currentruth: "it's all Bush's fault!" Now we come to find out that it was really all ROMNEY's fault!? The depth of the vast Reich-Wing conspiracy knows no bounds!
And now, like you, I find myself having to suffer through the labourious task of shifting my rather large paradigm.... and WHY? It's ALL Romney's fault!
[Sounds of grunting, heavy breathing and large furnishings being pushed across the floor]
I am getting much too old for this $%#@&!! Curse you, Mitt Romney!


Zampolit Blokhayev
He did not send me my free money!!! Now... Mrs. Blokhayev has to buy generic paper towels instead of Bounty!

Foodstamps for the masses! Productivity is so...20th century. Therefore, support the only candidate who promises to transform an inequal society to one where no American will ever look upon another with envy again!






One day while playing In the garage, I notice a noise in the bushes. I went to look and as I approached a man ran out of the bushes and he was carrying a cassette recorder. I did not get a good look at his face but he had short hair and a tie on and since Mormon's were recently in the area looking for converts I just assumed it was one of them.
I went back to working on my song, and I started singing my opening again, "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven", thinking to myself that I should really record this and send it in to a record company after I had gotten the rest of the lyrics down. It was sounding GOOD.
About a week later I hear on the Radio my ORIGINAL SONG complete with the lovely chords and opening lyrics that I had made up!!!!!!! By some group called Led Zeppelin. I then thought that the guy in the bushes wasn't a Mormon after all but was a song thief from this rock group instead. Of course, I was incensed that I never got credit for composing and creating the very greatest rock song of all time. I tried to sue Led Zeppelin over the copyrights but I was laughed out of court and I now know why.
IT REALLY WAS A MORMON IN THOSE BUSHES THAT STOLE MY CHANCE AT ETERNAL FAME AND GLORY AFTER ALL AND HIS NAME IS MITT ROMNEY!!!!!!!!!!
How do I know this after all these years?
Who can't play quitar or sing a lick and would have to find some else to do it instead? MITT ROMNEY.
Who opened up a secret swiss bank account years ago to stuff in the song royalties and cover his tracks after he sold my song to this group? MITT ROMNEY
Who won't release his tax records showing all his ill gotten royalty gains? MITT ROMNEY
MITT ROMNEY IS A HORRID SONG THIEF AND HE RUINED MY LIFE. (and also my chances to score with almost every chick on the planet......BOY, I REALLY HATE THIS GUY)


"I notice a noise in the bushes"
Thanks Comrade, that's all the Party™ needs to know.


Laika the Space Dog
Jimmy Plagiarizer would never do that!"I notice a noise in the bushes"
Thanks Comrade, that's all the Party™ needs to know.
Yes its clear to everyone, not only is Romney to blame so are the Bushes!!!! And to think at the time I just thought it was just some bustle in the hedgerow.


However, I feel that the much larger question for all fellow proles to ask themselves is- just how do the crimes of Mitt Romney make DEAR LEADER OBAMA feel?? While we waste time and party resources wallowing in self pity here, we forget that our Dear Leader is being inconvenienced almost daily lately by this evil Rethuglican devil Mitt *spit*. Now imagine, how does that make HIM feel?? And what can we do to help comfort HIM?


Furthermore, the more sad stories we can post here, the more assured Obama will feel that he has more supporters than Romney, and the more confident he'll be that he'll have another four years to bring the badly-needed change and transformation to America that is already working--but must have more time to continue to work. Spread the misery!
What could be more important than that, Turboski? You call this a waste of time and Party resources? How do you suggest we spend our time--should we go out looking for jobs that aren't there because Mitt Romney destroyed them all during his time at Bain Capital?
And as for resources, I'll have you know that this project is made possible by funds that were specifically allocated for this very purpose back in February 2009.
Now, Turboski, I strongly suggest that you share with us your story of how Mitt Romney has totally destroyed your life and forever ruined any chances or hopes you might have had but for Obama. Have you anything to contribute, Turboski?
Anything?
Anything at all?




Ushanka tip: IMAO / Sweasel



Guess it wasn't the Klingons after all


- Arthur Miller: Death of a Salesman Act I


Robert Fine
"He created this job -- and it killed me!"Man crushed by box.jpg
This gave me further appreciation for President Obama's leadership. Consider all of the workplace accidents avoided under President Obama. People are safely residing at home and only undergo risk when walking to the mailbox for their unemployment checks. I see a DNC campaign add opportunity.

Dig4Utopia
The guy constantly spews the same vile four letter hate word every time he speaks.He scares me. :(
What's "shovel ready" isn't jobs...
However, I think this man will deliver after November elections and January inauguration!!


ThePeoplesComrade
Robert Fine
"He created this job -- and it killed me!"The attachment Man crushed by box.jpg is no longer available
This gave me further appreciation for President Obama's leadership. Consider all of the workplace accidents avoided under President Obama. People are safely residing at home and only undergo risk when walking to the mailbox for their unemployment checks. I see a DNC campaign add opportunity.
Why limit ourselves to mere


Because "you didn't built that" nonsense is for the proles. Commissars and Commissarkas get all the credit in the world according to their needs.





Also, I used to drive my pick-up w/my pet dog in back. Now, Romney has made that bad, but it's probably okay for illegals to ride in the back of the pick-up & for them to drive w/out a license too.
Romney has also taken a bigger slice of the income pie, which must have come from my portion. The pie size is finite, unless the state creates it bigger.


Bladeforger
However, I think this man will deliver after November elections and January inauguration!!Bladeforger,
For your information :
Dear Leader Obama, has been "delivering" on our doorsteps since the day he took office...... And believe me, his deliveries are indeed " shovel-ready".
Do you think that the malevolent Mitt Romney would offer us this kind of service ?
I thought not !


I wish to recall a better time, a happier time, when our dear Commissarka once even awarded this undeserving prole a coveted "Beet Of The Week" award, and an extra beet ration!
"Church Bells Ring to Raise Awareness of...Climate Change!"
Oh how that was the high point of a humble prole's life! In fact the glorious award is still displayed proudly at my place of capitalst enslavement where I toil 10 hours daily at the feet of the evil puppet masters Koch Brothers..
Yet see me now and feel pity, how low I have fallen now, accused and denounced for daring to question our dear Commissarka. But is there crime in trying to place Dear Leader's needs first, above the proletariat?
Once the 1,000 Hail Obamas and Jifi-lobo adjustments have been completed I shall attempt to make amends (if I survive). Yet how ironic, even this tale of woe is in fact caused by the evil rethuglican Mitt Romney! Life turns so quickly..

Romney, you are so terrible.


One can only imagine the horrific body count under the unabated capitalism Romney/Ryan would unleash. (I've got the "over" @ 88

Mitt Romney, who caused this in the first place, has made no such promise- just so much drivel about "Jobs". How am I supposed to work with a cracked molar? The evil that is Mitt Romney must be stopped!


FORWARD...(because that darn hopey changy thingy just wasn't fooling the capitalist pigs)
Anyway, because of this my wife is worried and cannot sleep. She lies awake petting the cat. This in turn is making the cat bald. Since the cat is becoming bald, it will possibly Freeze to death this winter. So, if Mitt Romney is elected, in addition to the coming of Satan, he will have effectively killed my wifes cat.


That, and as a Mormon, his church has apparently converted a lot of my relatives, posthumously... although I have no idea how exactly they do that. It's all very confusing, especially as both our religions refer to non-members as 'Gentiles"...
Is that enough? I'm not even Amerikkkan...


Dig4Utopia
The guy constantly spews the same vile four letter hate word every time he speaks.He scares me. :(
mitt-romney-jobs.jpg
Comrades, there are womyn and chirrens here! Keep your tone civil! ("Jobs", indeed!)


Danov Cigarettski
Comrades, This is my first post on the Peoples forum. It is Great that I have found other like minded loyal party members. Mitt Romney has a personal grudge against me. As I am a Government Contractor, he has promised to take away the money from our Glorious Navy of which I retired and bundle it on pallets to send to China. Hopefully Dear Leader (and Beloved Commander) will smite him in the fall election and bring back the "hopey, changy, thingy" that has allowed for the common good of all.FORWARD...(because that darn hopey changy thingy just wasn't fooling the capitalist pigs)
Anyway, because of this my wife is worried and cannot sleep. She lies awake petting the cat. This in turn is making the cat bald. Since the cat is becoming bald, it will possibly Freeze to death this winter. So, if Mitt Romney is elected, in addition to the coming of Satan, he will have effectively killed my wifes cat.
Comrade Cigarettski, your wife will stop petting her "cat" to baldness if you give her more "attention." "Cat" purrs; problem solved. Da?


Welcome to the Peoples Cube!
Military Suckers, new and used, are most welcome here.
Don't worry about your wife's cat!
Because of Mitt's placing of his dog on the top of his car (to avoid the doggie vomiting, and placing the dog somewhere a dog loves to go) Mitt, if elected, will put your dear kitty right back in the bag!
Mitt will only let the proverbial cat outta the bag when he's elected. Capiche?
Edit: (I do hope this makes sense.)






Two years' unemployment was indeed a joyride! Definitely FUN!
I actually found a new use for the pumice I use for the callouses I have from wearing Birkenstocks! I use it now for callouses on my posterior and my brain, for lack of activity and actual thinking. Life is so much easier now! Although I have to admit, I have to hire someone to do this for me because I just can't seem to reach those places. Oh well. (Sigh)
I do recommend Rice and Almond Milk as a substitute for actual milk. It's better for you and will circumvent the actual need for Gubmint Milk rations.
That is, if you can get it.
Stay happy!


Pamalinsky
I actually found a new use for the pumice I use for the callouses I have from wearing Birkenstocks!Birkenstocks! I believe that was one of the many corporations Mittens had his... "mitts" on! No wonder you got callouses from them! Just another reason why Mittens is ruining — no, DESTROYING — the Peoples lives!
Thank O'bama for pumice!