![]() | The Bush administration and The New York Times are again at odds over national security, this time with new exposures of the administration's immoral attempts to protect imperialist America from the heroic freedom fighters of Islam. In today's issue the fearless NYT showed the world how the militaristic US government was co-opting major capitalist financial institutions to track global financial transfers. The message this sends is clear - give up, George Bush! Protecting America is a useless task when you face the glorious destructive force of progressive media! America must be destroyed! It is a historical inevitability whose time has come! |
Comrade Otis
We have a right to know! It's in the constitution.Comrade Otis
We have a right to know! It's in the constitution.Branish
Comrade, can you tell me where in the Constitution it says that? I have a degree in political science and I don't know of any part of the U.S. Constitution where it says the government must tell us everything it is doing to ensure I'm not blown up by glorious freedom fighters.
Chairman Meow-Say-Pun
Chairman Meow's Ditchliving and Collective Gardening™ Tips:Branish
Party Chairman Howard "Mao Tse" Dean has already commented that America is ready to relive the 60s. So we no longer will need to feel nostalgic.
Red Square
If they had such system in place in 2001, nobody would even know that 9/11 ever happened! All malicious rumors about some two buildings collapsing in Manhattan would be thoroughly discredited on the pages of the New York Times, the one and only Party Organ, and all the alleged "witnesses" would be re-educated through some enlightening hard labor experience (digging navigation channels in the Alaskan tundra for the Greater Good™).
Alva Goldbook
You know what's interesting? At 9:49 a.m. July 28, 1945, a B-25 Mitchell bomber accidentally crashed into the Empire State building. I guess those terrorists were trying to get us even back then...it was horrible when the Empire State building collasped as a result....wait a second.Branish
Comrade Otis
We have a right to know! It's in the constitution.Branish
Comrade, can you tell me where in the Constitution it says that? I have a degree in political science and I don't know of any part of the U.S. Constitution where it says the government must tell us everything it is doing to ensure I'm not blown up by glorious freedom fighters.Red Square
According to our progressive dogma, if no one knows about a historic event, it's the same as if the event never took place at all. In that sense 9/11 would have never happened under Socialism.Anonymous
Branish
Comrade Otis
We have a right to know! It's in the constitution.Navigator
Ivan Betinov
Dear Comrade Otis--Comrade Otis
Therefor you have the constitutional right to "get laid by really, really hot women..." And, in fact, since this is in the US Constitution your situation is a Federal matter and thus enforceable in Federal Court all the way up to the Supreme Court. As your Constitutional Scholar I advise you: If you are denied sex by a really, really hot woman tell her she is violating the law of the land and you are going to contact the authorities. It is your right.Laika the Space Dog
I remember in WWII, the NY Times kept it's organ stifled when it had the exact date for D-Day before the landing.
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