![]() | The recent election has left the GOP sharply divided. As caring and compassionate progressives, it is our duty to help their two fighting factions destroy each other as soon as possible. When the Republicans were in power we successfully manipulated their infighting with our planned long-term strategy. But now that the GOP is in shambles, we must quickly find a way to manipulate their rebuilding effort, making sure that the Moderate Republicans prevail over the Extreme Republicans. Once all conservatives are removed, the GOP will be nothing more than a puppet, kept only for the appearance of a two-party system. |
The first recipients of the "Order of Republican Moderation" are the nameless McCain campaign staffers who tried to damage Governor Palin's credentials, lending the mainstream media a hand in their battle against resurging conservatism. Progressive communities all over the world applaud their treachery and deceit. We haven't seen such brilliant scheming since the Clinton administration. Whoever they are, we predict a bright future for them in the coming Era of Obama.
The next award goes to Moderate Republican columnists Kathleen Parker and Peggy Noonan, both of whom trashed Sarah Palin in print at key moments in the campaign. Parker and Noonan are hereby invited to all the Beltway cocktail parties in the coming four to eight years, and have their seats reserved at Obama's presidential inauguration. They would do well to start shopping immediately at Saks and Neiman-Marcus for dresses and pant suits that compliment their new shiny "Order of Republican Moderation" medals. The list of other Moderate Republican nominees who bravely fought on the side of socialist planning and wealth redistribution can be found on this subsidiary of the People's Cube: RepublicansForObama.org. If you hear of other Republicans who are battling against the reactionary individual rights and private property, let us know and we will add them to the list.
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Why is Biden cheat card on Palin post?Dr. Nyet
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Why is Biden cheat card on Palin post?


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*** Traditionalists vs. reformers: All the attention on Palin comes as David Brooks today writes about a divide in the Republican Party between Traditionalists (many of whom champion Palin) versus the Reformers (who want a more inclusive, modern, and moderate GOP). Brooks argues that -- at least in the short term -- the Traditionalists are going to win. “There is not yet an effective Republican Leadership Council to nurture modernizing conservative ideas. There is no moderate Club for Growth, supporting centrist Republicans… Reformist Republican donors don’t seem to exist. Any publication or think tank that headed in an explicitly reformist direction would be pummeled by its financial backers. National candidates who begin with reformist records — Giuliani, Romney or McCain — immediately tack right to be acceptable to the power base.” By the way, NBC’s Ana Maria Arumi crunched exit poll numbers on Palin for David Gregory’s “1600” on MSNBC. The results: The voters who found her to be qualified to be president were Republicans (74%), from the South (45%), and from rural areas (45%). She greatly underperformed among college grads (35%), independents (35%), and in the suburbs (40%).Zampolit Blokhayev
No wonder Nancski Pelosivich has that "multiple orgasm" look on her face!Tiglath-Pileser
Zampolit Blokhayev
No wonder Nancski Pelosivich has that "multiple orgasm" look on her face!
duhflushtech
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Zampolit Blokhayev
No wonder Nancski Pelosivich has that "multiple orgasm" look on her face!
Red State
Moderate Republicans join the Cause! This will make great "news" about our bipartisanship.AbecedariusRex
Rule? Rule? Comrades, did she say Rule?(I feel another warp spasm coming on. Down, boy! Down! Think happy thoughts. Honey Rider. The Ocean. Seashells. She sells. Seashells.)
Ben LaBolt, a spokesman for Mr Obama, responded swiftly: “Rob Malley has, like hundreds of other experts, provided informal advice to the campaign in the past. He has no formal role in the campaign and he will not play any role in the future.”

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PS - Kitty Red, you reversed your initials. Are your really Rikalonius posting under a pseudonym?


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