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The People's Cube Pwns Iranian Propaganda

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I don't think so Pup.
Pack your 2 bags and meet Smersh at the station.
The Black Maria has been dispatched.

Defeatism is a disease and you must be disinfected.

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All right, that's it. Here's a code anyone can crack--and I'm cracking it over a bunch of heads:
KNOCK IT OFF!!!

(Not you, Empress Beloved. I am your ever devoted HO to infinity and beyond.)

As for the rest of you: You know why your heads hurt? Because this silly leetspeak stuff makes you THINK!!! And who told any of you that you could think? Who? I want to know who!

Oh, you are all in such big trouble now. Especially you, Pupovich. First you try to usurp Meow, then you make nice-nice with the Criminally Insane Vodkov (who had the temerity to ask me out for a date on another thread) and now this!

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R3L4><. L337 D053N'7 1N/0L/3 7H0uGH7 UNL355 Y0U M4K3 17. R3M3MB3R, 7H1NK1NG 15 4 CH01C3, 4 CH01C3 7H47 MU57 B3 3L1M1N473D.

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What do you mean, I have a big butt and my mother drives a Pinto?!!?

That's cold, Betty. I'm getting the shovel.

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WH47?!? 1 D1DN'7 54Y 7H47! Y0U M15UND3R574ND, 1 W0ULD N3/3R 1N5UL7 Y0U L1K3 7H47!

1 D1DN'7 D0 17!!!

17'5 BU5H'5 F4UL7!!!

N07 73H 50/3L!!!!

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NNNNNNNNNNNNN0000000000000000000000!!!!!!!1!!11one

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Hillary wrote:I don't think so Pup.
Pack your 2 bags and meet Smersh at the station.
The Black Maria has been dispatched.

Defeatism is a disease and you must be disinfected.

My Empress! Did you not notice that I said it was just a test? The test succeeded! I was simply trying to make sure that no slander could go undetected. I am pleased to announce that you are safe from such treachery!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Especially you, Pupovich. First you try to usurp Meow, then you make nice-nice with the Criminally Insane Vodkov (who had the temerity to ask me out for a date on another thread) and now this!

How can you say such slander? I have undergone aversive conditioning so that even the mere thought of trying to usurp the Chairman, or engage in thought crime of any sort, makes me violently sick. Think Clockwork Orange, but in my case it is of course Beetwork Red, but in my case, the conditioning is never reversed. I am feeling a bit nauseous just typing about such a hypothetical.

As for Vodkov, I was merely following the rules and regulations that stated because the trial was not started in a timely fashion, the Statute of Mental Limitations had ran out on his psychological examination.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
I have undergone aversive conditioning so that even the mere thought of trying to usurp the Chairman, or engage in thought crime of any sort, makes me violently sick.

No wonder you keep throwing up all over my boots! And you think I should go out for dinner and a moonlight walk on the beach with some bottle that's plotting against our Empress?

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Commissarka! How can you? Where have I even once suggested that you go out with Vodkov? As far as I can determine, he is still liable to be tried. I have not granted him any relief in that, it is only the statute of mental limitations ran out on him. That could actually work against him should the Empress resume the trial. No, as a matter of fact, I wouldn't go near Vodkov, especially seeing how he continues to make some rather disturbing claims about the Empress. If I were to throw up on your boots, it would only be due to nervousness being so near such progressive beauty.

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:If I were to throw up on your boots, it would only be due to nervousness being so near such progressive beauty.

Then why do I see so many of you throwing up at the mere sight of Janet Reno? Or Rosie?

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H0W C0ULD W3 N07 7HR0W UP @ 73H 51GH7 0F 7H3M?

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OMFG 13375p34k 15 7h3 r0x! w3 4r3 7h3 c001357 h4x0r5 4r0und 4nd n0 0n3 c4n d0 17 b3773r 7h4n w3 c4n!

700 ub3r b4d 7h3 5cr1p7 k1dd13z 4nd 12 y34r 01d5 700k 17 0v3r, b3c4u53 1f 7h3y h4dn'7 w3 c0u1d b3 11k3: 5n4p! w3 ju57 pwnz0red 50m3 n00b5 1n 7h3 cub3!

7h3 p30p13's h4x0r
-mikh4i1

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17 15 51LL U53D 50M71M35 F0R PU771NG "B4D" M473R14L 0N 73H 1N73RN375 70 BYP455 C0N73N7 BL0CK3R5, BU7 Y34H, 73H L177L3 K1D5 700K 17 0/3R.

BU7 L337 571LL R0><!!11!oneseven

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTxO_pgMqys
<br>http://www.theleetworld.com/

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gr347 11nk5!

1'm 5urpr153d 1 d1dn'7 f1nd 7h3m 0n g00g13 h4x0r.

-mikh4i1

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Premier Betty wrote:17 15 51LL U53D 50M71M35 F0R PU771NG "B4D" M473R14L 0N 73H 1N73RN375 70 BYP455 C0N73N7 BL0CK3R5, BU7 Y34H, 73H L177L3 K1D5 700K 17 0/3R.

BU7 L337 571LL R0><!!11!oneseven

But one thing about it, when there are misspells, it is even more disruptive. Forgive me Premier, but as far as this humble Commissar can determine, you seem to miss "the" repeatedly. I see "73H" quite a few times...I almost wonder if I am missing something?

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The word "THE" in L3375P34K can be spelled 73H or 7H3.

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73h = Teh

1'm 5urpr153d 1 d1dn'7 f1nd 7h3m 0n g00g13 h4x0r.

B357 534RCH 3NG1N3 3/3R.

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Pinkie, do you have a spare shovel? I'd like to help you whack some people over the head if I may.

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N07 73H 5H0/3L!!1!!112

D0N'7 P3R53CU73 M3H 4 MY B3L13F5!

R4C15M! R4C15M!!!11onetwo

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7h47 w0u1d b3 d15cr1m1n4710n 4g41n57 0ur 37hn1c 4nd d1v3r53 14ngu4g3! p13453 r3fr41n fr0m 7hr3475 4g41n57 u5 m3r31y b3c4u53 w3 5p34k 4 d1ff3r3n7 14ngu4g3!

z4mp01i7 b10kh4y3v 50 r1gh730u51y wrote:The word "THE" in L3375P34K can be spelled 73H or 7H3.

w007! 1n73n710n41 m15-5p3111ng5 4r3 4c7u411y p4r7 0f 7h3 5p33ch p4773rn, for example '1 0wnz0r!' rather than '1 0wn3d' or, '1 4m l33t h4x0r!' rather than, '1 4m 4 133t h4ck3r!'.

Ph33r m3 l4m3r! 1 g0t m4d sk1llz!!!!!11!!!1!!
-mikh4i1

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Pinkie, do you have a spare shovel? I'd like to help you whack some people over the head if I may.

After seeing they have a misspell in their dictionary already..... Can I have a spare shovel as well? One with a good swing to it?

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Shovels for everyone.

I have one other suggestion to bring a halt to this nonsense, and that's to roll out the big (cough) guns. This is against my principles, and I can't believe I'm suggesting it, but this is the only thing I know of that will get them to stop thinking and ergo stop the leetspeak:

You shall have to find and post here a photo of bare boobs.

I did find an ideal thoughtstopper elsewhere on the Cube (the things I do for the Party!) but could not get the image to work (I'm no good at moving images from one place to another; I generally must have hand-over-hand supervision to do it):

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Shovels for everyone.
You shall have to find and post here a photo of bare boobs.
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https://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/quiz/famous/bill-hillary-clinton.jpg


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Sheesh! I ask for boobs, and all I get are a bunch of asses.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Sheesh! I ask for boobs, and all I get are a bunch of asses.

That's Asshats, my dear.

-Mikhail

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Wait.... What is the Nonperson K doing on a picture here? Is he still around or is that just a cardboard cut-out?

It is difficult to tell with the Paris Hilton 1 1/2 eye stare and the fact the nonperson is no quite looking at the camera.

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I think they are both cardboard cut-outs...

-Mikhail

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Or they are clomes. They have been genetically copied from the original template to take their place after teh purges and have been upgraded with beter party line regulators to keep them from going against the party line.

PH33R 73H C10M35!!!11!

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I need a Leet translator... Betty, you are making my head hurt. The last time I saw numbers and letters in such combinations was during the time of dial up connections and "line noise".

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Comrade TankoGrad wrote:I need a Leet translator...

Try this one - I haven't used it, except for a quick test, but it seems to work OK for 1337 to 3ngrish. There are tons on the web.

-Mikhail

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Yes, I would recommend that one. It works well, but for the uninformed, translating English to L337 might get a little confusing.

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Thanks Mikhail,

For Betty's " PH33R 73H C10M35!!!11! "

I got
"pheer teh ciomes!!!ii!"

Umm..... maybe "Here they come"?

It seems to work... mostly...

Somehow I wonder if my life as a Party Member is improved by such knowledge....

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Fear the clones!!

Fear = Pheer = PH33R

The = Teh = 73H

Clones = Clomes = CL0M35

Clomes comes from the TV show Sheep in the Big City. There was a group trying to make clomes. Like clones, only better.


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I see, but I don't care. Can't we get back to making fun of the Iranians?

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Comrade Betinov:

Yelling at them didn't work.

Showing them boobs didn't work.

I think more diplomacy is required. We must talk to them, open a dialogue. Try to understand them. Find out why they're doing this to us, and what we've done to deserve it. Ask them what we can do to appease them, so we can all live in peace and kumbaya.

You know, For the Children.

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W3ll, 4R3 Y0U G01NG 70 45K 4NY ?'5 0R N07?

So. How long HAS it been since your last intimacy with another (non-digital) person?

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Our poor Iranian comrades do not even know how to put on a show of force!!

They abortively engaged three Imperialist American Naval ships (A frigate, Destroyer, and Cruiser). The Iranian "gunboats" were charging the American ships, making threatening radio calls (in international waters this alone is enough to legally cause a warship to open fire), and dumping objects into the water in front of the ships (if they were mines...not mimes... then this too is as good as opening fire on the US Ships provocation wise and mining international waters is a crime).

Well, just as the evil infidel ships were about to unload several thousand rounds in calibers ranging from 5.56mm to 7.62mm to .50CAL (12.7mm), to 25mm to the 5-inch main guns, the Iranian boats became "I-ran again" boats and fled back to the mainland. Now, instead of bleeding Imperialist ships, the Iranians (even though they are the actual imperialists, but.. sssshhh on that) look like fools and their even government appears to have no control over its armed forces and Revolutionary Guard.

It is a sad week on many levels for our Iranian comrades.

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Ivan Betinov wrote: So. How long HAS it been since your last intimacy with another (non-digital) person?

18 Y34R5. (7H47'5 4L50 MY 4G3.)

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Comrade TankoGrad wrote:Our poor Iranian comrades do not even know how to put on a show of force!!

They abortively engaged three Imperialist American Naval ships (A frigate, Destroyer, and Cruiser). The Iranian "gunboats" were charging the American ships, making threatening radio calls (in international waters this alone is enough to legally cause a warship to open fire), and dumping objects into the water in front of the ships (if they were mines...not mimes... then this too is as good as opening fire on the US Ships provocation wise and mining international waters is a crime).

Well, just as the evil infidel ships were about to unload several thousand rounds in calibers ranging from 5.56mm to 7.62mm to .50CAL (12.7mm), to 25mm to the 5-inch main guns, the Iranian boats became "I-ran again" boats and fled back to the mainland. Now, instead of bleeding Imperialist ships, the Iranians (even though they are the actual imperialists, but.. sssshhh on that) look like fools and their even government appears to have no control over its armed forces and Revolutionary Guard.

It is a sad week on many levels for our Iranian comrades.

Actually, Comrade TankoGrad, My sources tell me that the U.S. Sailors pulled out their Daisy Red Ryder BB guns and the Iranians immediately backed off in the face of such overwhelming firepower.

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Oh my Lenin! You'll put your eye out!!!

-Mikhail

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Blokhayev,

So they became "I-ran Agains"?

I saw the video. The Iranians even sounded like a possessed house from a bad horror movie. It was all the Imperialist sailer could do not to laugh at them and say "geeeetttt oooouuuutttt".

I too have seen these BB guns, but mounted on imperialist vehicles.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Sheesh! I ask for boobs, and all I get are a bunch of asses.

That damn well better not be non-person K!

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I hope the Imperialists blow them out the water next time. Shoot, you can see a better boat show than that on any Louisiana bayou.

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<p>Oh my foolish progressive friends. You listen to criminal capitalist media,
and believe what they say. I know we have many comrades on inside of MSM; however
they are controlled by evil corporate imperialist. Try reading media from
around the world, they have superior view. As example our <s>chi-com</s> Chinese
comrades report more favorably for our cause.</p>
<p>Excerpt: Moscow has begun hinting that Russia's S-300 missiles are being dispatched
to Iran.
<a href="https://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_Ea ... html">Read all of glorious article.</a></p>

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Ahh... Hopefully the Iranians are better at reading the operator's manuals of these systems than their Syrian lackeys.

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ImageThat is about as funny an article I have seen in a long time. Helpless like Carter and the hostage crisis? Ooo, and those big bad Russian missiles. How many times have we heard about this and that country having the latest Soviet air defenses etc? Bring it on.

Character On

Comrades! We have the imperialists shaking in their Haliburton boots made by 5 year old orphans!

In Iran so many people are frustrated and are in pain that even a group who call themselves rottengods set fire on quran and made it public, https://www.fireonquran.com/ and the yhave asked for their basic human rights.

I see they have every right to do so although it's not that much civil but come on! what do they expect from that Islamic monstrousness regime?!
so I support them and I made a new id; rottengods.

check https://www.fireonquran.com/

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rottengods wrote:I support them

Although the Party has not yet told me how to think of your statements, I cannot support your group “rottengods” because…

  1. Just over 20% of the populations of Iran want control by Mullahs. Yet you think your wants and desires outweigh theirs.
  2. Iran's leadership is most courageous tool in battle for destruction of Israel. Are silly human rights more important then this? I think not.
  3. The People's Glossary™ tells me Islam is “Today's most progressive, politically correct religion of choice”. I cannot ignore this.<br>
  4. You risk widespread epidemic of OMS.
  5. I suspect you are Jew.

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The spirit of proletarian justice is strong within you, comrade Isaev. You will soon earn rank of Commissar. Start looking for available directorate you want to spearhead. If the directorate is taken, you may follow the time-honored Party tradition and denounce the head of that directorate, his family, pets, and household appliances. Initiate a purge. He who is more steeped in the winning Marxist-Leninist doctrine shall win and conduct the execution of his opponent, hereinafter referred to as "non-person." The directorate shall be deservedly yours.

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Sweet Karl Marx! I am speechless. This will require some planning of strategy.
Спасибо красный квадрат

Maksim M. Isaev wrote:
rottengods wrote:I support them

Although the Party has not yet told me how to think of your statements, I cannot support your group “rottengods” because…

  1. Just over 20% of the populations of Iran want control by Mullahs. Yet you think your wants and desires outweigh theirs.
  2. Iran's leadership is most courageous tool in battle for destruction of Israel. Are silly human rights more important then this? I think not.
  3. The People's Glossary™ tells me Islam is “Today's most progressive, politically correct religion of choice”. I cannot ignore this.<br>
  4. You risk widespread epidemic of OMS.
  5. I suspect you are Jew.

1. Probably those people that I suspect are much less than 20%, are those mullahs children and dynasty! We know that Mullahs have children making factories!
2. Human Rights are far more precious than anything in the world. So far many people from Iran and overseas supported this protest and many of them are Muslim! it is a real interest for Human Rights and nobody cares about what you want for your own good!
3. Probably you should revise your information already many Muslims who migrate to west will convert to other religions as soon as they come to new environment. I am sure that most Muslims know that the most political corrupted religion is Islam.
4. Don't worry about it! because we don't care to any coco head people, just we care about our Rights!
5. Sorry to disappoint you, I am Muslim! I suspect you're originally from Palestine or Lebanon!

For your info, this fire will continue on Quran as long as we don't have our Human Rights! we don't care about anybody's feeling too as long as nobody cares and fights for our Rights and if Islam is a religion of peace, bring back our rights and make peace and prove you're right! (we are sure, it's not true because we are living in Islamic country with Islamic rules and Islamic clerical rulers)


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rottengods wrote:
4. Don't worry about it! because we don't care to any coco head people, just we care about our Rights!



[HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff]*GASP*[/HIGHLIGHT]

rottengods,

You have committed a ThoughtCrime™! OMS is a very real syndrome and it is The Party's™ duty to force everyone to conform to Politically Correct™ standards by not offending anyone!!!

Your ThoughtCrime™ is heneous! Therefore, I sentence you to the Karl Marx Treatment Center™ in Berkeley, California. Report there immediately!!!

Your final fate will be determine by Her Excellency, Hillary R. Clinton, after the November 2008 elections and after she has ascended to the office of President For Life of the United Socialists States of AmeriKa!

--
Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climotology.
And, The Party's Director of Margarita Mixing and Resources

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rottengods wrote: 1. Probably those people that I suspect are much less than 20%, are those mullahs children and dynasty! We know that Mullahs have children making factories!
2. Human Rights are far more precious than anything in the world. So far many people from Iran and overseas supported this protest and many of them are Muslim! it is a real interest for Human Rights and nobody cares about what you want for your own good!
3. Probably you should revise your information already many Muslims who migrate to west will convert to other religions as soon as they come to new environment. I am sure that most Muslims know that the most political corrupted religion is Islam.
4. Don't worry about it! because we don't care to any coco head people, just we care about our Rights!
5. Sorry to disappoint you, I am Muslim! I suspect you're originally from Palestine or Lebanon!

I understand you now. You are using satirical statements to make your points. I'm sorry for what I said. I just don't get satire.

Here is definition for others like me who don't get joke:


sat•ire Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuh r] –noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.

[Origin: 1500–10; < L satira, var. of satura medley, perh. fem. deriv. of satur sated (see saturate) ]
—Synonyms 1. See irony1. 2, 3. burlesque, caricature, parody, travesty. Satire, lampoon refer to literary forms in which vices or follies are ridiculed. Satire, the general term, often emphasizes the weakness more than the weak person, and usually implies moral judgment and corrective purpose: Swift's satire of human pettiness and bestiality. Lampoon refers to a form of satire, often political or personal, characterized by the malice or virulence of its attack: lampoons of the leading political figures.


I hope this helps.

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This is getting most disturbing. I have seem slanders thrown at those who are guilty of no crime other than their county of birth! This is not the progressive way comrades! That is the way of the fascist..

I suspect you are Jew.
I suspect you're originally from Palestine or Lebanon

I suspect Thoughtcrime™!

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Theoretical Problem:

What if someone were a Jewish Palestinian from Lebanon and guilty of ThoughtCrime™?

Solution:

Convert them to Islam, a more Progessive™ religion.

And move them to Newark, NJ. I mean ... why not? It's just like Beirut.

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//CHARACTER OFF

rottengods is obviously and Iranian Muslim posting from Iran, risking his freedom and possibly life to do so. He is making a good efort of communicating in English, which for him is a foreign language. I understand that he is a little confused why the self-professed "Human Rights activists" do not rush to his side and support his struggle.

It's for the same reason why the same self-professed "Human Rights activists" didn't support those poor souls who put their freedoms on the line in the old USSR and protested in the hope that the West to come to the rescue.

Unfortunately, rottengods, many of the so-called "Human Rights activists" in the West are not really for human rights. Their true goal is to undermine the capitalist system and its last bastion, the United States, with its long tradition of individual freedoms. They are called the Left, the "progressives," or "liberals."

Since this is an American site I must note that the originally good word "liberal" was corrupted in America by the "liberals" themselves, and now it has the opposite meaning to that in the rest of the world. Even they avoid it now and use the word "progressives," even though they have no clue what progress really means.

The Leftists don't care about your troubles because they are in bed with the Mullahs who are helping them to fight the influence of the United States. They are foolish enough to believe they can be allies. The infrastructure of news services, activist organizations, and "citizen diplomacy" on which you may count belongs mostly to the Left - and they aren't interested in helping your kind of dissent. They have objectively come to oppose individual liberties - the only way for humans to live freely and happily. This is the fundamental tragedy of the modern world.

You may have noticed that many people who were born in freedom do not understand your suffering and your desire to live free. They take freedom for granted. They are the people that the Left is recruiting for their subversive activities.

This is why we are here, rottengods. We are fighting the Left ideologically, ridiculing them and their misguided ideas by means of satire. Satire and humor have a way of influencing human minds that serious articles have not. Our responses to your post were made from the point of view of our enemies - this is our way of joking, and this is what you must understand.

We stand on the Right. The Left likes to refer to us as "fascists," but real fascism is a collectivist ideology that has more to do with the Left itself. The Mullah regime in Iran is also fascistic in its nature. We are the opposite of that.

You are making a good case in the YouTube discussion I have found -


we wish you best of luck and success in your fight.

Red Square (not a real name).


Maksim M. Isaev

I didn't get satire! sorry for that.

Also thanks Red Square for your thoughtful reply.

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//CHARACTER OFF

rottengods, I live in the great state of Montana in the US, a state with a strong climate of individual liberty, and I can't imagine being denied my freedoms. People here and across the country alike know full well that it is the natural inclination of people to do good, and that this does not need to be hurried along with a stick.

Best of luck in your endeavors.
-Mikhail

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It is actually quite funny. The evil warmonger Bu$h is in fact far more sympathetic to your cause that our enlightened Empress, Hillary and her progressive allies.

The left looks at your religious fundamentalist leaders as allies in the struggle against Capitalism, Western traditional ideology of individualism and freedom. They don't care if people in Iran are oppressed, as long they have an anti western leadership matching their own attitudes in that regard.

Bush and his allies on the other hand want Iranians to be free and individualistic, and therefore not oppressed. A free Iran would be an ally to all the people in the West who value individualism and their personal freedom.

So it's just a question about which kind of allies in the west would you like? Those who want you to be free or those who want your leadership to remain the same?

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Rottengods...

We hope and pray that the ancient people of Persia and the state of Iran will breathe the fresh air of freedom some day. Keep your struggle alive because your struggle is the real "jihad".

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///Character off///

Rottengods,

Congradulations on finding our site and getting past the mullah's religious police on the internet. Please remain safe and true to the cause of personal liberty.

Persia was a great land before the rise of the mullahs and their corruption. Ironically, it was the same mullahs who stated they would end corruption who were the most corrupt. Iran has a chance at greatness again, not through conquest or insanely building nuclear weapons (while the Iranian population is freezing and starving this winter), but through deposing the corrupt Iranian dictators and becoming free!!

The same is now true in Iraq. Iranian People must be allowed to throw off the oppression of the mullah theocracy and join the Free People of the world as the Iraqis threw off Ba'athism and Al Qeada. Unfortunatly, our leftist "progressives" do not care about you and stand in the way of any attempts to help you be free. I am in the US Army and have seen that the people of the Middle East desire freedom. Though the People of Iraq and Iran are traditional enemies, both desire to be free. Both need to be free. Through this freedom, centuries of war may finally come to an end and Peace can prevail. Socialism/Communism/Fascism and Islamic rule always bring war, death, and suffering. Just as People in East Europe threw off the chains of Communism and the People of America constantly fight against it, Iranians must, and will throw off the chains of islamofascism (mullah rule).

Stay safe and stay true to Freedom.

///Character on///

Satire???? There is no Satire in Progressivism!!!! Just as there is no "fun in Islam" (according to Komeni), there is no satire in Socialism.

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Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:....People here and across the country alike know full well that it is the natural inclination of people to do good, and that this does not need to be hurried along with a stick.

Yes Comrade, and never forget, the Road to Socialism is Paved with Good Intentions!

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I am amused by the fact that that news site has since changed the picture from the Photoshopped sign to an Iranian Rabbi.

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(Karakter off if need be)
Iranians in Iran are strange.

mi
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So many raised fists... On every picture...

I'm blushing...

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peoples wikipedia article wrote:On December 27, 2007, Press TV reported that demonstrators in Iran marched through the streets of Tehran carrying signs (in English!) saying "I Love Jews," citing this as evidence that there is no anti-Semitism in Iran. "The People's Cube" website, source of this spoof that Press TV reported as news, had this explanation for why Press TV was taken in by such an obvious prank: "You have been lying for so long that you lost the ability to distinguish between truth and fiction."

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_TV_controversies

mi
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Splendid, comrades! Should the toiling propagandists venture to enliven the Wikipedia article with some of the illustrating images from the Mother Site?

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I know it's way, way late to post on this 4-year-old thread, but the irony was too good to pass up. The sign that says "We must learn to photoshop fake pictures ourselves" has come true, comrades! Surely you all remember the July 2009 photoshopped missile launch?

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Oh, the Irany!

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Onion imitates People's Cube:

https://www.politico.com/news/stories/0 ... html?hp=f3

Politico wrote: Iran's semi-official government news agency on Friday picked up a bogus poll story by The Onion that said a majority of rural white Americans would rather go to a baseball game with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than President Barack Obama.

“Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama” reads the article by Iran's Fars news agency.

The Onion posted its satirical article Monday.

“According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama,” it reads, adding that 77 percent of rural white voters said they “would much rather go to a baseball game or have a beer with Ahmadinejad, a man who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust and has had numerous political prisoners executed, than spend time with Obama.”

Onion editor Will Tracy released an equally satirical statement about Fars' slip-up.

“The Iranian news agency, Fars, is a subsidiary of The Onion. They have acted as our Middle Eastern bureau since the mid 1980s, when the Onion's publisher, T. Herman Zweibel, founded Fars with the government approval of the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khomeini. The Onion freely shares content with Fars and commends the journalists at Iran's Finest News Source on their superb reportage,” Tracy joked.

It's not the first time The Onion has duped politicians. In February, Rep. John Fleming (R-La.), deleted a Facebook post in which he linked to an Onion article about Planned Parenthood that he did not realize was satirical.

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