The Renegade Exodus and Other Crimes of Moses

Now that the idea of social awareness and class struggle has reached American pulpits, it was only a matter of time before progressive historical revisionism left its academic confines and flooded the nation's churches, raising consciousness of the worshiping masses and prompting them to re-evaluate archaic concepts of "faith," "freedom," and "morality." Armed with the winning theory of class struggle, more and more oppressed churchgoers are finding the courage to speak out against violations of human rights in the ancient world, and indeed against the entire litany of "traditional" "conceptions" based on the "Bible" and its "teachings."

In this sense, the conference of religious leaders and scholars from around the world, titled "From Security to Homelessness: Moses and the Renegade Exodus of the Hebrews" was the first major event of its kind, focusing on Moses' fraudulent activities and the resulting major humanitarian disaster called the Exodus.

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Convened at the Cathedral of the Victim Trinity in Chicago just before the Easter and Passover holidays, the confab manifested itself as a global showcase of progressive religious studies.

The tone of the event was set by keynote speaker Rev. Jeremiah Right-On, head preacher at the Cathedral of the Victim Trinity.

"Not everyone went along with that reactionary criminal Moses," declared Right-On. "The opposition, defamed as the so-called mixed multitude, was in the majority - and they didn't want to leave Egypt. The authors of the Bible obfuscated the socio-economic context, hoping to prevent us from knowing the truth. But the truth is that years of protesting, representing, and organizing had resulted in a progressive Pharaoh ascending the throne.

"The Pharaoh gave the people free health care, guaranteed employment, and complete economic equality, allowing women to do men's work for the same minimum wage. Even mass burials were paid for by the state. OK, he took away the straw they needed to make the bricks, but that was because some folks accidentally poked their eyes out with it.

"It filled the people with the audacity of hope. All people - Egyptians and Hebrews alike - toiled happily for the Common Good. It didn't occur to them to question the government's wise guidance and central planning, as they knew their production quotas were needed to build a better future in a fair and equitable monarchy. But the balanced and peaceful unity among the people and the state came to a halt when Moses initiated a campaign of criminal sedition and resurrected the failed notions of 'reason,' 'personal liberties,' and 'keeping what you earn.'

"Discord and greed entered the homogenous collective, leading Hebrews to abandon the guaranteed employment and flee into the desert. What followed next was a sad period in history marked by plagues, famines, and violence. It happens every time people foolishly trade the safety net provided to them by the government, for a questionable future of parting seas, airborne manna, and burning bushes. Especially burning bushes. We all know what happened! When the burning bush lied, people died!" The Rev. Right-On's remark was greeted with a standing ovation.

Other speakers focused in more detail on the right-wing religious brainwashing employed by Moses to control the people's minds. Sir Jeffrey Rankbottom, a special envoy sent by the Archbishop of Canterbury, pointed out the evil nature of the evangelicals, especially the southern variety. "Moses and his preachers actively circulated the ultra-conservative Ten Commandments, which they dreamed up in order to destroy the working Hebrew communities in Egypt," said Rankbottom. "The cunning idea that morality is somehow 'carved in stone,' and that one must bear personal responsibility for one's actions, was an insidious ploy to alienate the people from their Pharaoh. Unfortunately the ploy succeeded, turning the people into ingrates who abandoned their caring state that gave each according to their need regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, or number of children sacrificed at the festivals."

The Tabernacle was another institution debunked at the conference. According to research conducted by Rev. Al Sharkton of New York, the biblical story about people dying from snake bites was a bald-faced lie. "All those people really died from second-hand smoke inhaled from the altar of the Tabernacle," Sharkton told the audience. "When the sons of Aaron, Nadab and Abihu, tried to protest and install filters on the altar, Moses had them rammed through with pikes. That story about fire coming down from heaven and consuming them was part of the big cover-up."

Sharkton went on to expose another biblical falsehood. "Manna from heaven?" he scoffed, pointing sarcastically toward the sky. "Moses sent Aaron and his men behind the nearest hill, where they set up the giant catapult. At two or three o'clock in the morning, they heaved the manna across the camp of the Israelites.

"Miraculous nutrition? Hah! The manna was nothing more than a cheap hamburger, remarkably similar to the Burger King's Whopper - the same corporate food that is killing children in minority communities. And what happened after the Israelites ate the manna for many years? Tens of thousands of cases of heart disease, stroke, and mental illness caused by the high cholesterol and trans-fat content of the manna. The perpetrators were never identified or prosecuted."

The environmental impact of the parting of the Red Sea was examined in a careful scientific study by the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). According to the study, the winds from the parting caused hurricanes around the world, which have still not completely subsided. Decay of horse flesh and military equipment on the sea bottom released toxic substances, which seeped into the water supply of Egypt. A million deaths have been attributed to this horror, and a few thousand each year after that, due to poisoning and residual cataclysms. The overall damage is reckoned in the trillions. With the dividends accrued over the thousands of years it amounts roughly to the cumulative property of the entire Judeo-Christian civilization, which in all fairness must now be shared with the less fortunate victims of Moses' unthinkable crime against the environment.

As a result of the act, states the IPCC report, not only a species of rare blowfish native to the Red Sea became extinct, but that "all fish, crustaceans, mollusks, and protozoa within 80 miles were traumatized, and soon began to commit suicide. The Red Sea was devastated, which in turn destroyed the food chain in the Mediterranean, killing all aquatic life, which then wiped out a few seafaring civilizations in the area."

A special guest lecturer, arriving late due to Israeli "security procedures," addressed the issue of the Palestinians, who were cast aside by Moses as he rampaged forward. Prof. Eddie Saheed of Gaza University delivered a tearful eulogy about the Baal Institute of Peace at the foot of Mt. Sinai, a "great and noble think tank that epitomized the rich and diverse Palestinian culture" that was tossed aside by Moses in the blink of an eye. "Interfaith dialogue, brotherly love, tolerance, and acceptance of gay marriage came tumbling down like the walls of Jericho," said Prof. Saheed, concluding his speech with an emphatic statement that "Jesus was a Palestinian."

Saheed's statement was followed by a shouting match with Rev. Sharkton, who pushed Saheed away from the microphone and went on to insist that Jesus was an African-American inner-city community organizer, and that anyone who disputed that historical fact was an intolerant racist bigot. A massive and unmoderated debate erupted, in which members of the audience argued among themselves, what race and ethnicity of Jesus would be more fitting to the current political situation and useful to the cause. The confrontation abated only after the organizers promised to make this the main topic of the next conference, which would be tentatively titled "What is more progressive - to consider Jesus a Palestinian or an African-American?"

Throughout the conference, religious authorities voiced a wall-to-wall consensus that the "monotheistic" notion of a "single God" is a threat to progressives everywhere. Reverend Jackinthebox, head of the Multicolored Multigod Coalition, shook his fist at the sky as he proclaimed that this "one God" clearly is a god of capitalism. "Where are the gods for the poor, the minorities, the transgendered individuals, the struggling masses who are Left Behind by the system? If these multiple gods didn't exist, we would have to invent them."

NOTE: This story was made possible with contributions from other members of the People's Cube collective. You know who you are.
 

Why can't we be more like the Egyptians?
 

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Burning Bush lied, Egyptians died.
 

LMAO... Is that Jimmah Cartah as Pharoah?
 

I hear Sean Penn, Cornel West, and Danny Glover are all endorsing Pharoah as the people's candidate.
 

Mousey-Tongue

Burning Bush lied, Egyptians died. Love it!
 

 

This website is affecting my bottom line.
My list of things to plant never seems to get done?
Do you people have jobs?
"Burning Bush Lied, Egyptians died!
LMAO!
Reading The People's Cubes is the best way I've found to get and keep "Six-Pack Abs.

Now....What was I doing before I crapped my pants yet again???..........
 

I believe the agenda for the Conference of Progressive Churches is missing the all too important discussion of how the white racist bigots invented AIDS. In addition, what about how the upper class capitalists invented the bubonic plague to kill the poor working masses centuries ago.
 

Navigator

My list of things to plant never seems to get done.?
Do you people have jobs?


I know a re-education camp where you can get more planting done than you can imagine, comrade! Your capitalist bleating will be excused because at heart, you are no doubt a fellow collectivist. We Socialists do not have 'jobs', we redistribute wealth for the Common Good[sup]TM[/sup].

Now grab your shovel and report to the nearest railroad station.
 

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As a result of the act, states the IPCC report, a species of rare blowfish native to the Red Sea became extinct.

The rare Blow Fish is thriving!


Monica Courtney Madona Britney Paris

These are just the few of many Blow Fish that have survived!
 

Wasn't this moses fellow leader of NRA terrorist group?
 

Would not it be a nice touch to say that Moses was a Jew?

{Character off}

Does anyone remember if he was from the tribe of Judah or not? I know, I know, so sue me for forgetting.

{Character on}
 

Unless Hollywood lied to me (and they would never do that) he was a Levite.

Rest assured I know this not from Sunday school, but from having seen The Ten Commandments a gazillion times.
 

Oh Chairman... this has to be your most blasphemous (brilliant) work ev-ah!!
Admiringly, your post-modernist, de-constructivist, state-worshipping, dutiful comrade...
JonQ
 

Hey JonQ! You still play at the huffnpuff at all? And why haven't you written anything new on your blog?
Anyway,good to see you're still kickin' :)
 

Yes, Moses was of the tribe of Levi (which is why his brother Aaron could be priest, or for that matter, high priest)...
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Unless Hollywood lied to me (and they would never do that) he was a Levite.

Rest assured I know this not from Sunday school, but from having seen The Ten Commandments a gazillion times.

Avastasio

Yes, Moses was of the tribe of Levi (which is why his brother Aaron could be priest, or for that matter, high priest).


You two seem to know a lot about decadent bourgeoisie superstition... MIND EXPLAINING!?
 

Life imitates the People's Cube once again!

This was posted on Obama's official site / community blog by one IKEY G-KHAN GALACTICCA (an Obamunist version of Goodspaceguy Nelson) on March 1, but we discovered it only this morning thanks to Pamela of Atlas Shrugged.

IKEY G-KHAN GALACTICCA

OBAMANISM IS THE CURE FOR CLINTONITIS AND MIDDLE EAST STRIFE.

Obamanism is the cure for Clintonitis that has devastated America and I hope Jews all over US rally around Obama and support him to win both the nomination and the Presidency because after he wins, he would help the Jews and Israel as well as settle the Middle East problems.

However, if Jews betray Obama and he loses, Africans worldwide would consider it a betrayal to the whole African people and will never forgive world Jewry.

In retaliation, (eye for eye, remember!) Africa would consider expelling all Jews from Africa who have been mining African Gold and Diamond and enriching themselves for many centuries.

It was African gold and diamond that built international finance, trade and banking that the Jews (Rothschild, Warbug, Rockefeller and others) dominate.

It was African gold and diamond that built Jewish banks and wealth worldwide.

Thousands of years ago, when Jews were starving and nearly perished in Palestine, they took refuge in Egypt, Africa.

If Egypt and Africa did not feed the Jews, perhaps there would be no Jews today.

Jews also took all Egyptian and African science, technology and religious knowledge that have helped them to develop themselves and to get to where they are today: on top of most of the industries and corporations all over the world.

Jews owe Africa and Africans everything they have today because if Africa did not shelter them when they were homeless and starving, they would not be here today.

If Africa did not give them their religion, Judaism and science and technology of the ancient astronaut Anunnaki's gods, they probably would have not prospered.

If Jews betray Africans by betraying Obama, there would be grave consequences that would shake the foundation of Earth.

MORE HERE >>
 

After reading the post at the Atlas Shrugged link, I read this one as well. I recommend it.

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"Before I came over here I thought we (the Australian Army) were pretty shit hot..... was I ever wrong!....The Yanks (I hope you don't mind me using that word) are so professional from the top to the bottom that it is almost embarrassing to be in their company, and to call yourself a soldier....don't get me wrong, we are good at what we do but the Yanks are so much better.....they are complete at what they do, how they do it and their attitude is awesome....they don't complain they just get on with the job and they do it right.....I carry a Minimi (SAW) so I am not real worried about a confrontation but I tell you I feel safer just knowing that the US Army is close by....If we got into trouble I know that our boys would come running and we could deal with it but they would probably be passed by a load of Hummers. No questions asked, no glory sought, the Americans would just fight with us and for us because that is their nature, to protect those in need of protection.....We use the American Mess so you could say that we are fed by the Americans.....they have every right to be pissed at that but they don't bitch about that they just make us feel as welcome as possible....what gets to me is that the Yanks don't walk around with a "we are better than you attitude" and they could because they are, they treat us as equals and as brothers in arms. If nothing else, coming here has taught me that the Americans are a truly great Nation and a truly great bunch of people.....Let's face it they don't HAVE to be here, they could stay in America and beat the shit out of anyone who threatened them, BUT THEY ARE HERE because they believe they should be here, and the Iraqis would be screwed if they weren't here.....When I come home, you and I we are going to the US, we will buy some bikes and we are going riding...."
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/04/one-for-the-boo.html
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

Commissarka Pinkie

Unless Hollywood lied to me (and they would never do that) he was a Levite.

Rest assured I know this not from Sunday school, but from having seen The Ten Commandments a gazillion times.

Avastasio

Yes, Moses was of the tribe of Levi (which is why his brother Aaron could be priest, or for that matter, high priest).


You two seem to know a lot about decadent bourgeoisie superstition... MIND EXPLAINING!?

Oh, I can explain, Chairman. Avastasio waterboarded me, then tied me up in a chair, forced my eyelids to stay open, and threatened to tear up the Koran and flush it down the toilet if I didn't watch The Ten Commandments a gazillion times. I tried to think of The Party but it was hard with my eyes forced open; plus that Charlton Heston looked so hot, at least in the first half of the movie till he came down off that mountain, and I saw what his encounter with the Burning Bush had done to him.

So you see, once again, it's all Bush's fault.
 

Commissarka Pinkie

I saw what his encounter with the Burning Bush had done to him. So you see, once again, it's all Bush's fault.

Before and After Bush


Maybe we need to rethink who is to blame for this.

 

Red Square

This was posted on Obama's official site / community blog by one IKEY G-KHAN GALACTICCA (an Obamunist version of Goodspaceguy Nelson)...

Poor Goodspaceguy Nelson. Everyone kicks him around like he's some kind of nut. Last election he kept more down to earth and he still lost! Go figure.

King County Elections 21 August 2007
 

What kind of progressive would vote for a guy named Dow Constantine!? Hell, might as well vote for someone named NASDAQ Bush or Rush Christian Fox! Unbelievable!
 

Is is not so right that the right wing neo-con, gun loving actor that portrayed this alleged Moses, died this very week? It is a sign Comrades! A little taste of the glorious World of Next Tuesday!
 

Branish

I believe the agenda for the Conference of Progressive Churches is missing the all too important discussion of how the white racist bigots invented AIDS. In addition, what about how the upper class capitalists invented the bubonic plague to kill the poor working masses centuries ago.

Comrade Branish, I feel you're grasp of the history of the exploitation of everyone except white-male-heterosexuals is shallow at best. Because, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT, that the Evil Capitalistic Cro-Magnons crossed the Bering strait 20,000 years ago and burned trees to keep warm, killed animals to eat and make decadent clothing from (fur is murder!), and actually sang songs about it! The only good thing they did was to establish VILLAGES so their children could be raised correctly! Let's put the blame where it belongs!
 

Lenin 'n Thingies

Mousey-Tongue

Burning Bush lied, Egyptians died. Love it!

Impeach Moses!
We didn't cross the Red Sea. The Red Sea crossed us!
No Imperalist War on Cannan!
Food not Plagues!
Build schools not Temples!
No Passover holocuast on Animals!
 

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http://www.theexodusdecoded.net/index.html
 

If I see another thing "decoded" I am going to... I'm....I'm falling apart! Somebody code me!!!!!!
 

Comrade Obama (soon to add "Mohammed the Prophet" to his name just so we can all revel in the change, and get along together...) is such a tremendous supporter of the STATE. He understands that dissidents like me need EXTREME guidance measures such as his views on unrestricted abortions (even full term, I think that's called murder?) and the following revelations from his glib and glittering prose concerning gun control:

In a questionnaire Mr. Obama revealed that he supports an absolute ban on Americans owning handguns. Almost 75% of Americans believe that the Second Amendment secures a right to private citizens to own and possess firearms, and therefore understand that banning handguns is unconstitutional.

Also last week, Mr. Obama said he opposes laws that would permit law-abiding citizens who pass a background check and complete any required classes from having concealed-carry permits. Most Americans favor concealed carry, especially if permit applicants go through a statutory licensing scheme. Opposing such laws is hardly mainstream.

As you can clearly see, Mr Barack Hussein Mohammed the Prophet Obama clearly sees the way forward for an all powerful government that can care fully and deeply for its citizens, and rid them of scum like me.

Dissident
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,350789,00.html

ABout damn time!
 

You know what I hate, Comrades? I hate Small-Towners... you know, those idiots who cling to guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments. Thank Stalin we don't have any Small-Towners here at the Cube! I bet Moses was a Small-Towner.
 

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Dissident


Are you from Pittsburgh?
 

I couldn't log on last night.I was traumatized.I demand reparations from the State.
I was scared that i had been banned,which would have made me sad :(

I feel much better now,but reparations will make me feel whole.
 

Commissar Maksim

After reading the post at the Atlas Shrugged link, I read this one as well. I recommend it.



That was an awesome read. Thanks. I fear the US milirary may be this countries last hope. Frankly, it seems much of the US population has become like an out of control kindergarten and for this country to survive, we will need some loving but stern "grownup" to come in and slap our collective faces and wake us up to the real world. Imagine the latest news... a former president about to visit Hamas, an action that certainly makes him worthy of being arrested upon coming home, and tried for treason. That clown is taking a trip so out of bounds that even his original travel buddies, including that right wing neo-con Koffi Anan, decided was a bit too much for him! That speaks volumes about Carter the traitor.
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

You know what I hate, Comrades? I hate Small-Towners... you know, those idiots who cling to guns, religion and anti-immigrant sentiments. Thank Stalin we don't have any Small-Towners here at the Cube! I bet Moses was a Small-Towner.

Chairman, you have hit the prole on the head with that. For once even I must admit that Obama has shown some amazing insight into the Amerikkkan psyche. Down with small towners!
 

Laika! That tribute to you is so glorious! But we must let the general public know you survived! Or do you find it best to keep them in the dark as to the source of your transmissions? Either way, as one canine to another, congratulations on a well deserved monument!
 

Laika the Space Dog

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Dissident


Are you from Pittsburgh?

No, but I have been there?!

Actually, I have escaped to Arizona where I now live.

I might add we SMALL TOWNERS in Arizona all deride John McCain (R). We dissidents, who believe in actually protecting our borders, even if that means using our 2nd amendment rights, have known for years he is actually John McCain (R-ino). His "let's make a bigger government solution" democrat policies and destruction of the hated constitution are well documented. He retains the (R) only so those who have been indoctrinated, I mean, educated, in our socialist public school system will be fooled into voting for the "conservative" Republican nominee.

Phoenix/Flagstaff/Sedona and to a lesser extent Tucson have all become glorious members of the Stalinist left regime, it's only us SMALL TOWNER DISSIDENTS that keep trying to elect an actual Republican to the senate. Jon Kyle (R) is sort of a Republican part of the time, but he's drunk an awful lot of kool-aid over the years from the socialist well of "Government First".
 

Chairman M. S. Punchenko

LMAO... Is that Jimmah Cartah as Pharoah?

Comrade Carter has heard of his honorable nomination to play Pharoah, and is most pleased. I received a communique from him as he was leaving the Carter Library / Revisionist Cultural Center, along with this fine photo:



He stated he unfortunately cannot star as Pharoah right now, as he is actively pursuing agression against the Zionist state in cooperation with our comrades in Palestine. He was most pleased with progress so far, saying "everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."

He sends his greetings, and hopes to return Next Tuesday.
 

Juan McCain knows that these evil arizona is really Aztlán and that usa is illegal ones. (R) is for Revolución!

All these small towns should be burned to ashes and made over as shining beacons like Havana! Santiago de León de Caracas! Tijuana!

global warming is not to worry when small towns are all made cities- all comrades will receive Gore carbon credits. Skies are black over my lovely Havana- Raul gives us carbon credits so no worries!

¡Viva al Gore!

¡Viva la Raulvolution!
 

Che Granola

Juan McCain knows that these evil arizona is really Aztlán and that usa is illegal ones. (R) is for Revolución!



GAAHHHHHHHHHH! I have been fooled all this time by thinking that McCain (R-ino) used the big R meaning Republican!! It is all so clear now.

The time I spent in the gulag must... have.... worked.............
 

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The opposition, defamed as the so-called mixed multitude, was in the majority - and they didn't want to leave Egypt.

The dictatorship of the Proletariat is always right!
 

Captain Irony

The dictatorship of the Proletariat is always right!

Only in the motherland, in the west it is always left!
 

Dissidant

Che Granola

Juan McCain knows that these evil arizona is really Aztlán and that usa is illegal ones. (R) is for Revolución!



GAAHHHHHHHHHH! I have been fooled all this time by thinking that McCain (R-ino) used the big R meaning Republican!! It is all so clear now.

The time I spent in the gulag must... have.... worked.............

I always thought comrade McCain was R-Media. Did I miss something?
 

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Only in the motherland, in the west it is always left!

Yes, and the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie is always wrong!

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Unless Hollywood lied to me (and they would never do that) he was a Levite.

Ten Hollywood liars went to jail! Every true Communist knows that Moses was an Egyptian. Laika, on the other hand...
 

Not so Comrade Irony. Moses was an adopted child, and Laika was correct about the Levite connection.... Not that I am an expert in these wild superstitions, I just read my comic books.
 

Moses' provenance depends on whether he is a useful reference at any given moment or not. If to support an argument for progress you need to describe him as a positive figure, then he is, of course, an Egyptian. If the Current Truth demands that he be portrayed as an evil criminal, then Moses is a Jew.

There is always, of course, the nuclear option: Moses never existed and the entire story about the Promised Land is a myth created in 1948 to back up the creation of the Zionist entity called "Israel," when the Jews destroyed all copies of the pre-1948 Bible and secretly replaced them by revised replicas that "justified" the presence of the Israeli militarist apartheid in the historically peaceful Palestine.

It's the same approach as the one recommended for talking about Jesus, who may be either a Jew, or a non-Jewish neighbor, or a non-person and a fictional fabrication of the ruling classes to enslave the the oppressed with the help of religion.

These and many other useful techniques and recommendations you can find in the People's Bible collectively written by Progressive Clergy for Peace (PCP) in collaboration with Howard Zinn, who himself at different times may be a Jew, a non-Jew, or a completely fictional character altogether.
 

Captain Irony

Moses was an Egyptian. Laika, on the other hand...
LAIKA IS NOT A JEW!

Nice touch, though. A slight hint and an insinuation sometimes is enough to plant seeds of discord and distrust into the Party ranks. But we will not allow anyone to throw the shadow of a doubt on Laika's proletarian stock. Like Caesar's wife, the Hero Dog of Workers and Peasants shall remain beyond suspicion!

Just to think that all this time the signals that directed and organized the international struggle for progress were coming from a Jew and a Zionist agent. What will happen to our cause then? We have had enough trouble disguising and concealing the Jewish origins of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin.

We commend Captain Irony on the ability to throw around subtle insinuations, but going forward we would advise him to use his propagandistic talent on more important causes. For example, he may develop a theory that would insinuate that George W. Bush is, in fact, a Jew.
 

Red Square

....For example, he may develop a theory that would insinuate that George W. Bush is, in fact, a Jew.

Esteemed Cube, I submit that this has already been done and proven..... the Burning Bush.....
 

We are being followed, comrades. Peasant representatives from a blog named Maggie's Collective Farm have linked to our Party organ and are currently discussing this post.

Welcome to the Cube, comrades collective farmers. Please don't leave your shovels unattended. We are not responsible for lost or stolen means of production.

Cubists! We, in return, should pay a visit to Maggie's Collective Farm on an organized union-sponsored group tour. The truck is waiting outside. Warm clothes are optional.
 

I have complied with all instructions Comrade Red Square.
 

I too have conformed to the wishes of the party. Thank you for the mass-transit resources, I would have had trouble getting there without them.

-AK
 

Bump. Happy Easter!


 

Man, this article really reveals the truth about the Exodus. It always felt so right-wing to me, and right-wing always lie. Now, I can see the truth behind the filthy Jewish lies. Sure, there is no clear evidence but, it must be true.
 

Citizen's


What about the 10 plagues? You know them as 1. incumbency, 2. re-election, 3. budget deficits, 4. national debt 5. Nancy Pelosi, 6. Harry Reid, 7. the "wide" stance 8. Cindy Sheehan, 9. mainstream media, and 10. Blarney Frank? By the way, didn't penicillin help Madonna’s burning bush?



Publius


p.s "Take two tablets for that moral "headache", and call me in the morning!"


 

Publius Valerius

Citizen's


What about the 10 plagues? You know them as 1. incumbency, 2. re-election, 3. budget deficits, 4. national debt 5. Nancy Pelosi, 6. Harry Reid, 7. the "wide" stance 8. Cindy Sheehan, 9. mainstream media, and 10. Blarney Frank? By the way, didn't penicillin help Madonna’s burning bush?



Publius


p.s "Take two tablets for that moral "headache", and call me in the morning!"



Yes, comerade, the results of this continue to this day....how do we not know if buried in the legislation called "The Stimulus Package" that no one but Pelosi, Reid and Frank read (and maybe Sheehan) there isn't some clause mandating the death of everyone's firstborn son?
 

RedtheProgressiveFox

Would not it be a nice touch to say that Moses was a Jew?

{Character off}

Does anyone remember if he was from the tribe of Judah or not? I know, I know, so sue me for forgetting.

{Character on}




Hebrew, yes, but he was from the tribe of Levi. Jews today are the remnants of the last two tribes who tried to uphold the Covenant--Judah and Benjamin. The remaining ten were absorbed into the local population.

(Karakter back on)

To answer RedSquare's question as to whether or not Jesus was a Palestinian (or some other noble Middle-Eastern/north African nationality), I humbly refer to the attempt at rethinking Christianity and reinterpreting the Bible (it is, after all, a "living document") made by that 1930s progressive Alfred Rosenberg--that Jesus was a Galilean.
 

Comrades,

Since this is from The People's Archives, let me enhance them with this bit from The Chicago Tribune archives:


 

Yeah, that out of control cart on the rampage thingummy is pretty much where it's at, comrade. I was particularly touched to see that the revolution has already begun and those saps down there in Texas think they can actually stand up to the forces of Progressive Change. What dolts! Do they really think this country is built on such pipe dreams as individualism and freedom??? Theocritus is the resident Texan... tell us, comrade, how does the progressive world of next Tuesday fare down there in Tejas?
 

DDR

Jews today are the remnants of the last two tribes who tried to uphold the Covenant--Judah and Benjamin.
I believe that I saw an article in The Spectator, which is imperfectly indexed even by the robots, which said that there were some black Ethiopians who said that they were Jews and DNA analysis said that not only were they Jews but from Cohen (?), the doctors. A tendril of memory.
 

Rex, I cannot tell you how I've cried and tried and cried and tried but I cannot get a single person here to sink to his knees and praise His O'liness for His Justness and the perfection of His plans for Life, the Universe and Everything.

In fact, I have not heard a single good word about him. You all know how I love Nansky Peloski. Such a dear, especially when her wrinkles get stuck and she has to hiss at me through unmoving teeth, "Theo, be a dear and slap my back," and I do and her face unfreezes. Whether or not is better is a matter for interpretation.

But down here in Texas, Miss Nansky could be, and I shudder to say it, the love child of Hitler, Hannibal Lecter, and Beelzebub. Of course that would require gene splicing, but with Miss Nansky the sky's the limit, especially in her big fancy private plane.

I don't know why but Texans, at least here in West Texas, don't seem to be expiring in orgasmic, or O'gasmic, delight, over President Zero. I just returned from an eleven-day trip to San Antonio (delightful on the River Walk; La Mansion del Rio is superlative), Houston, and Corpus Christi, and I saw as many McCain bumper stickers as I did H'Obama/Bidet stickers. And I saw nearly as many Bush/Cheney stickers as others.

I did see a Kerry bumper sticker on a much-dinged and very dirty car driven by someone who thought he owned the road, but all Progressives think that they do, don't they?
 

I terr you right now and this is no burrshit, if my peopres try to reave DPRK in a mass Exodus, they going to be met at the Chinese and so-carred "South Korean" borders with T-72 tanks and framethrowers.

Meanwhire, I have done everything I can to throw tantrum and get attention from the grown-up countries - I cancer participation in 6 Party Nucrear Disarmament Tarks, I raunch intercontinetar barristic missire during Obama's speech at G-20 Tarks in Europe. I mean, if that not a 3 Am Wake Up Carr(tm), I don't know what is. What I gotta do to get personar visit and Happy Ending(tm) from Hirrary Crinton?

They sure not better dredge up that ord battreaxe Maderine Arbright from retirement and send her over here again. They do that and I send a coupre Big Frash(tm) to Hawaii and Araska for sure, chop chop!
 

Dear Leader, do not worry about Madeline Albright. She was here at the Rancho along with Janet Reno and our Many Titted Empress. Our MTE laughed, and said, "Janet, you have more wrinkles on your face than a crumpled-up piece of wax paper."

Janet riposted with, "Hildog, if you don't shut your ass, I'll ship you to Cuba to be with Elian. Ask David Koresh if I won't."

And Madeline made noises about things that no one could understand but she was very pleased to have made them, and as far as she was concerned, her feelings were all that mattered.

Then they started comparing wrinkles and got into a game of strip poker. It got a bit nasty there, especially with Bruno sniggering in the corner about those old prunes, but finally it was resolved when Hildog tried to draw into an inside straight and couldn't, and had to take off her pants. It was by the way the first contract she'd ever honored, and will be featured in Guinness.

Madeline shouted, "What's par for your ass, Hildebeest?" And our Many Titted Empress's little tiny eyes flashed red and she gored Madeline.

So not to worry, Dear Leader. Madeline won't bother you any more.
 

Kommissar - Oh thank Starin! Now I not have to worry about that erephant-skinned sea-hag coming over here to interfere with my prans for Worrd Domination.

But I am intrigued. You refer to my Honey Bunny(tm) Hirrary Crinton as the Many Titted Empress. Why you say that? Is she rike that broad in the movie Totar Recarr? If so, I am rooking forward to giving her two Pearr Neckraces(tm), one for each side.

Maybe if she rearry frisky I even give her a Chili-Dog(tm)! Rook it up; it on Urban Dictionary. com

I gotta ask the prayas out there, which dick pirr is better for my ji-ji? Viagra, Ciaris or Revitra? I want to be abre to satisfy my Honey Bunny(tm) for rong time, yes yes!
 

Dear Leader, do you think that a Chili Dog is the right thing? Considering her ample back exposure I'd think that a Dirty Sanchez would nicely.

Our Many Titted Empress would love, er, rove, and I mean that in the nicest possible way, two pearr neckraces. Or more. She could put them on her ankles and they might be just a touch tight but then what's a little bondage between friends? As I'm sure you know well.

I would not however try anything with tea-bagging. Once Our Many Titted Empress was passed out on the floor of the Rancho and Bruno decided that he'd walk down a new aisle and he tried to tea-bag her.

Now he has a reason to sing soprano.
 

From the long-lost Book of Moses, Chapter 8

[sup]1[/sup]The Lord looked upon Moses and saith, "Hast thou a pen, and some paper?" And Moses replied, "surely Lord, and they have not been invented yet." [sup]2[/sup]Then the Lord spake, "Oh yeah, right. I knew that. Gettest thou some mud then, and a stick, and takest this thou down in the King's English, for it is the language of Heaven." [sup]3[/sup]And the Lord spake long and Moses did develop writer's cramp and lo, when the Lord saw that Moses yawned as did Bilshalmalhishar of the Jebusites, he took compassion upon him and saith, "gather up the beans that I shall show you, and when they are gathered, shalt thou grind them with the rock and then casteth the powder thereof into the cauldron. Drink thereof and thou shalt be refreshed." [sup]4[/sup]Moses did as the Lord bade, and was wonderfully refreshed, whereupon he turned to the Lord and saith, "Truly Lord, that is a tasty drink. Hast thou any rugelach?"
[sup]5[/sup]When Moses had supped, the Lord continued: "Thus it is to be written...write this down...'Truly the Lord doth despise the mobile home, and causes his breath to blow against it, scattering its myriad parts over the fields and across the dales, and into the outer darkness, where there is much weeping, and gnashing of teeth, and breakiung of bone, and snapping of power line.'" [sup]6[/sup]And Moses marveled at the wrath of the Lord, and hid his face, but the Lord was on a roll. [sup]7[/sup]"Killeth them all, and I shall sort them out," saith the Lord, "For the Lord loveth a cheerful killer, and blood maketh the grasses of the fields to grow." [sup]8[/sup]Moses reflected on this as he wrote, and observed, "Surely Lord, but killing is thirsty work." And the Lord replied unto him "then kickest thou back with a cold beer, for thy labors, they have been mighty. But thou shalt not rock, and neither shalt thou roll."

See? The Lord don't like no rockin' and rollin'.

Here endeth the lesson.
 

That's what I call coming back with a big bang! Welcome back, Betinov!

And Theocritus - thank you for explaining teabagging to me in the terms I can understand. Now every time I see Anderson Cooper and his snickering colleagues on TV I'll be seeing Our Many Titted Empress rolling on the floor with Bruno. I wonder if Anderson Cooper picked that joke from his mother's writings. They surely shared a good laugh that night while having tea together in a warm family setting. They are so much better than those needy ignoramuses in the streets with their ambiguous tea bag protests.
 

Red, of course the real tea-bagging is the sort that Bruno tried, just once. And as I said on another thread, Bonnie Fwank just wuves tea-bagging and if he could move his upper lip he'd do twice as many. As it is, since he can't open his mouth wide he can only get tea-bagged by people like Podesta, who have huge brass balls but little tiny real ones. How Barney does love Earl Grey. And the oolonger the better.

About Anderson Cooper, Wicked Pedia gives us

Cooper has never married and has actively avoided discussing his private life, citing a desire to protect his neutrality as a journalist. His public reticence contrasts deliberately with his mother's life spent in the spotlight of tabloid journalists and her publication of memoirs explicitly detailing her affairs with celebrities; Cooper vowed "not to repeat that strategy".[7][8][9] Independent news media have reported that Cooper is gay,[note 1] and in May 2007, Out magazine ranked him second behind David Geffen in their list of the fifty "Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America."[10] When asked about his sexuality he stated "I understand why people might be interested. But I just don’t talk about my personal life. It’s a decision I made a long time ago, before I ever even knew anyone would be interested in my personal life.

I don't care if he's gay or not. It's just not natural to tell everything about yourself. It's just not 21st century American. Why, the last time that Our Many Titted Empress was here, she climbed up on my windmill that I use to fill the watering tanks for the proles that I have not yet impaled, and faced the setting sun across the Rio Grande, and said, "Hey! Jesus! Hey! Maria! Hey! Nacho! You thought that that infected hair on my ass would never heal, didn't you? Well, it did. See?"

The sun set 15 minutes early, or perhaps it was hysterical blindness. But I do know that the local paper reported a UFO sighting that night.

And Betinov, I want some of what you're taking.
 

-so one time Anderson Cooper and three crose mare friends are soaking in a hot tub and arr of a sudden, a condom comes froating up to the surface. Anderson Cooper say, "Okay, who farted?"

-another time Anderson Cooper is at a bar in Manhattan carred the Manhore. He walk up to a guy at the bar and say, "Can I push in your stool for you?"

-just rast month Anderson Cooper was in a candy store and asked the man behind the counter if he had any Chocorate Starfish. Then he ask if he have any Twinkies with cream firring.

-Anderson Cooper did a major journarism piece on Communist News Network CNN rast week. It documented increase in use of ribbed condoms among gay redneck men. Anderson Cooper determined that the reason behind increase is because they want traction in the mud.

I got a mirrion of 'em forks! I here arr week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 

How do you tell if a killer whale is gay? He bites the end off a submarine and sucks out the seamen.
 

Red Square

Life imitates the People's Cube once again!

This was posted on Obama's official site / community blog by one IKEY G-KHAN GALACTICCA (an Obamunist version of Goodspaceguy Nelson) on March 1, but we discovered it only this morning thanks to Pamela of Atlas Shrugged.

IKEY G-KHAN GALACTICCA

OBAMANISM IS THE CURE FOR CLINTONITIS AND MIDDLE EAST STRIFE.

Obamanism is the cure for Clintonitis that has devastated America and I hope Jews all over US rally around Obama and support him to win both the nomination and the Presidency because after he wins, he would help the Jews and Israel as well as settle the Middle East problems.

However, if Jews betray Obama and he loses, Africans worldwide would consider it a betrayal to the whole African people and will never forgive world Jewry.

In retaliation, (eye for eye, remember!) Africa would consider expelling all Jews from Africa who have been mining African Gold and Diamond and enriching themselves for many centuries.

It was African gold and diamond that built international finance, trade and banking that the Jews (Rothschild, Warbug, Rockefeller and others) dominate.

It was African gold and diamond that built Jewish banks and wealth worldwide.

Thousands of years ago, when Jews were starving and nearly perished in Palestine, they took refuge in Egypt, Africa.

If Egypt and Africa did not feed the Jews, perhaps there would be no Jews today.

Jews also took all Egyptian and African science, technology and religious knowledge that have helped them to develop themselves and to get to where they are today: on top of most of the industries and corporations all over the world.

Jews owe Africa and Africans everything they have today because if Africa did not shelter them when they were homeless and starving, they would not be here today.

If Africa did not give them their religion, Judaism and science and technology of the ancient astronaut Anunnaki's gods, they probably would have not prospered.

If Jews betray Africans by betraying Obama, there would be grave consequences that would shake the foundation of Earth.

MORE HERE >>

Thanks to the Obamastorian, I learned that Rockefeller converted to the obscure Reform Judaism sect that believes Jesus is the Messiah and worships in Baptist Churches...

I suppose that it was an inconvenient truth that a number of Obama supporters were racist anti-Semites. The page linked to above magically no longer exists:

"ERROR: invalid page requested"
 

Lysenko, the first step in the restoration of the Fairness Doctrine is a purge of inconvenient pages.

Google censors pages for our brothers the Chicoms. They stopped during the Olympics lest the journalists get pissed--can't think why; I'm sure that the Communist News Network, and I say that with love in my heart, all due love, didn't need the Internet except to browse the DKos, which wouldn't be censored, but how much time do they have for surfing when they can go to Tianamen Square and laugh at that fool in front of the tank?
 

No doubt that page was sabotaged by Bushitler terrorists! Benedict Obama will no doubt be the target of all sorts of extremists as he is trying to re-build the world in his own image.
 

Why would anyone be so small as to doubt that that He wants is best for us? Where he leads we shall follow...
 

After searching Obama's "Organizing for America" site, I happened upon a Gern Blanston query: Can you post anything about Jews or do you have to wait for it to be moderated?

Apparently, it would seem that you CAN post anything you like about anyone you like, but if the Obamassars consider your post to be a thought crime, you risk having said post possibly deleted & said poster possibly assigned to mandatory volunteer service in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, digging a ditch for a better tomorrow.
 

You might be assigned Teddy Kennedy as chauffeur.
 

Worse, the Chairman posing as a Kennedy!
 

The alcohol intake is about the same, you know, but Meow, even at his very worst, has never left a girl to asphyxiate in a car while he slept off a drunk.