I wonder how long it takes for Hillary to get ready in the morning.

“Makeup is a great American tradition. I use it all the time, especially when it comes to health care statistics, economics, cattle futures, land deals, strange suicides, my residence, my real motives, etc.”

- Hillary Clinton

Let's see...
Comrade #1 is cute with or without makeup.
Comrade #2 is nice looking but without makeup, appears to have partied too much and slept too little. I think they had to use the "Preparation H under the eyes" trick on her.

Of course, Comrade #3 is glorious in both photos. It's really hard to improve on perfection.

#2 looks like she suffered a hellacious beating at the hands of her

*husband
*father
*other male relatives

You pick...she has <ahem> that look...

Of course her Highness is always beautiful!

Comrade # 3 is the bomb. Wow, is she hot!!!

Was that the transmorphiguration everybody was talking about lately? Vodka and Oxycontin and... Wait, does she drink it in order to transmorph, or do we have to drink it until we begin to see the Inner Comrade in that horse's... equine... you know?

Doesn't matter. A progressive comrade must be prepared for any state, shape, or form of HRC. Reminds me of that Washington State comrade who perished tragically while trying to enter into an intimate relationship with HRC in that other... equine state.

https://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/ ... se15m.html

The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured... But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals... The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock...

Private Pravda wrote:#2 looks like she suffered a hellacious beating at the hands of her

*husband
*father
*other male relatives

You pick...she has <ahem> that look...

Of course her Highness is always beautiful!

I figured that maybe she'd just been spending too much time hanging out with Kate Moss. Lots of booze and "blow" and several days without sleep.

Wow! # 3! #3! Whooaa!!!

Red Square wrote:Was that the transmorphiguration everybody was talking about lately? Vodka and Oxycontin and... Wait, does she drink it in order to transmorph, or do we have to drink it until we begin to see the Inner Comrade in that horse's... equine... you know?

Well, I don't know if we should be discussing state secrets on a public forum but hey, we're among comrades here. Truth is, Her Excellency is a shape shifter. She is able to reform herself into whatever she needs to be to attract suport and gain power. "Yeah, so what?" you say "A lot of politicians triangulate and voice opinions contrary to their beliefs". "Look at Harold Ford Jr. or James Webb". Ah but comrades, Beloved Leader HRC is not like those rank amatures. She actually transforms in a real, physical sense, into whatever she needs to be. When she makes an appearance in the south, she actually IS a loving mother, loyal and forgiving wife, born-again Baptist, pro-life, moderate southern Democrat of old. She can take any shape, form or ideological stance on any given day, then do something completly different them next day. This is not "hypocracy" because she really IS whatever she appears to be!

So remember, the next time a Jack Russell terrier or the anus of horse starts talking about national health care and day care in a familiar "Shee-CAAAAH-Go" twang common to some New Yorkers from Arkansas, it's OK. And if you see someone you *think* is Beloved Leader HRC discussing her deep, abiding Christian faith and her support for the US military, that's OK too. It's all her and it's all real. That just shows how amazing she is.

And of course, cousin $.$. has to provide the horrid bourgeois-sexist "wolf whistles". Again I ask, how did I end up related to all these regressive hicks?

Oh yeah $.$., I almost forgot. Our cousin Richard called this morning and said he'd arrived in New Orleans and is staying with some fellow "Judy Garland fans". He's then heading home to Memphis so he can vote for Harold Jr. next week. See, at least HE has been loyally "voting Democrat" since 1939. Apparenty, he's leaving the Chinese Junk at Algiers for an overhaul and he's doing a "dig up the vote" drive for Congressman Jefferson before going home. Then, it's back out to sea to wonder the world until 2008!

Makeup is a great American tradition.
I use it all the time, especially when it comes to health care statistics, economics, cattle futures, land deals, strange suicides, my residence, my real motives...etc....
As for cosmetics, you can see from both my photos, I don't need any....I'm gorgeous in both.

I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this message.

~ Before After
<img src=https://www.globalpov.com/images/barbarella.jpg width=235><img src=https://www.meaus.com/109-cindy-sheehan.JPEG width=260>

IT has "Lenin" spelt wrong on her patriotic surrender t-shirt!

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:

Media whore has "Lenin" spelt wrong on her patriotic surrender t-shirt!

No, she "Needs A Miracle". I'll get her two for backstage. I hear she's addicted to internet porn. Far out! It's not like the old days with "Screw" and "Hustler". Cindy is a real "Go-Go Girl".

https://polipundit.com/index.php?p=15442

Comrade Kennedy perfected makeup from side view 40 years ago.

Comrade RINO wrote:Comrade Kennedy perfected makeup from side view 40 years ago.

I hardly recognize uncle Ted without a drink in his hand...current photo on left, correct?

Nice tail...

Well now, I don't think the photo to the left is correct, no progressive is that well endowed! We are spineless and lacking other things mind you.

What big strong peoples' cheeks!
It takes a village after all to produce such anatomical perfection.
When Comrade Hillary becomes the Dicktator of the Proletariat - all girls will be raised by the village!

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Well now, I don't think the photo to the left is correct, no progressive is that well endowed! We are spineless and lacking other things mind you.

On second thought I think that's Teddy's voter i.d. card picture...

Here it is, straight from the voter registration archives, a head and shoulders shot:

What's the Media Whore doing with a Star Wars-ish weapon? I thought all her teachings were that all weapons, real and fake were evil.

Like all of us...she's a hypocrite...

Comradess Hillary -in the reactionary right foto - "before cosmetic surgery"
and on the Progressive Left side foto- "after cosmetic surgery".

Hillary Clinton on display at NY's Museum of Sex

https://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1158202006

<img align=left hspace=8 src=https://thepeoplescube.com/images/Hilla ... ds.jpg>NEW YORK (Reuters) - A "Presidential Bust" of U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton was unveiled on Wednesday at New York's Museum of Sex, where sculptor Daniel Edwards hopes it will spark discussion about sex, politics and celebrity.

Edwards, the artist who also created a life-size nude of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear-skin rug, said he wanted to capture Clinton's age and femininity in the sculpture.

Clinton's office had no immediate comment.

Edwards said his work features soft "presidential smile" and wrinkles framing her eyes. A floral pattern runs across her breasts, part of Edwards' effort to present Clinton "as a woman -- not a covered up person, but as a woman."

"I didn't want to give her a face lift or change her age," he said of his work.

"The key was to reveal her chest a little bit. She usually covers herself up, but I don't think that's necessary."

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Clinton's office didn't comment. But if it did, I wonder what it would be. Hillary? Hello? Your Highness?

Comrades, America NEEDS a president with a stony bosom, for the greater good of all!

Strange desire overtake me for Russian tea cookies. Cookies must be distributed for exhibit.

Well comrades I guess it could have been worse.... I don't think I want to see Janet Reno with or without make up or in a stony bust .....Although I guess it would be a welcome sight at the gulag...

Here is some more makeup magic...

Lurch has more facial expression than the non-person who we all know likes playing in Tereza's botox stash. Have you seen him lately? He looks like a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth is the only thing that can move and all it does is flap up and down.

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Lurch has more facial expression than the non-person who we all know likes playing in Tereza's botox stash. Have you seen him lately? He looks like a ventriloquist dummy, his mouth is the only thing that can move and all it does is flap up and down.

Yes, I've seen him on TV...what the hell is HE doing on TV shooting off his mouth and the Demokrats in the ass as he is??? His lips move up and down I swear it looks like a cheap Jap movie from the 60's...

I will sleep with all the above mentioned for money, I am really really desperate for money. I have four mouths to feed and both my wife and my girlfriend and her mother and her mothers mothers do not work hard enough to support me or my exspensive taste. I have no dignity, for I am a Demokrat and a victim, please send aid. I have gambling debts too.

here's another example...damn that Roveler!!!


Shamelessly ripped from TDL

Red Square Wrote:

Clinton's office didn't comment. But if it did, I wonder what it would be. Hillary? Hello? Your Highness?

Let me first say I am honored to be immortalized, like Britney Spears and Fidel Castro, by the greatest sculptor and social commentator of our time, Daniel Edwards. As a relic of the Sexual Revolution, I felt it was my duty to provide some enlightenment on this subject and being known for my stoney stares, I was the perfect study.
Please note the fine detail of the 24 Hour Jane Russell Cross-My-Heart. Playtex has given ME a million dollar endorsement for the deal. I will of course split this endorsement between my two favorite charities, WHORE and BITCH. I bet you didn't know that I have hooters that big!
Originally, Daniel wanted me to wear tassel pasties for the sitting, but Helen Thomas had been nibbling a bit too hard the night before and my headlights were more than a little tender and sore, therefore the Playtex, which I think adds a classy touch, not to say pasties aren't classy.
Please come to the artist's next unveiling in Central Park on November 8th for the second greatest humanitarian after ME, Fidel Castro.

Hillary with Hooters

What the hell is this??

https://www.hillnoshesgottogo.com/id18.html


More Rove...If I were a Repuglikan (which I am NOT, NO NO NO!!!), I would sell these.

So where are you giving tham away?