Watch socialist leftists transform into moderate centrists around election time.

Caution: transformation is usually triggered by an approaching TV camera or microphone.

This transformation is caused by possession of the spirit of Patricia Schroeder, the congressthing from Colorado. It was a well-known secret that Patricia Shroeder saw a Japanese tourist carrying a camera, she would kick off her shoes and body-block her way across a crowded shopping mall merely to squint into a camera.

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<Laughing> Love it!

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Comrades. I have a suggestion. In an effort to remove some unsatisfactory politicians, I suggest that we enter into a joint venture with Microsoft and Sony, which will make caskets with cameras on the inside. We will open them up on a stage, with a huge number of Klieg lights, and when the politicians elbow one another out of the way, the winner gets to get into the casket. Which we then bury.

Because we will have put the sort of spurs used on fighting cocks on their elbows, the losers will exsanguinate.

Theo -

Is your proposal in any way related or inspired by the news of Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick's selfless devotion to dog-fighting and his tireless charitable efforts to promote this sport among minorities in poor neighborhoods?


https://football.about.com/b/a/258155.htm

Why do they have to Transform into centrists? The proles should enthusiastically embrace their progressive ideology because it means that Big Brother™ (the U.S. Government) is going to take care of them from cradle to grave.

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Blokhayev

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Comrades. I have a suggestion. In an effort to remove some unsatisfactory politicians, I suggest that we enter into a joint venture with Microsoft and Sony, which will make caskets with cameras on the inside. We will open them up on a stage, with a huge number of Klieg lights, and when the politicians elbow one another out of the way, the winner gets to get into the casket. Which we then bury.

Because we will have put the sort of spurs used on fighting cocks on their elbows, the losers will exsanguinate.

Comrade Theocritus,

Brilliant!!!! And what an appropriate choice of words, "fighting cocks". After all, everyone of them is a dick!

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Our Bolshevik leaders know what is best for the People. The masses will be told the truth eventually, but then it will be our truth and then will it be to late!

Watch Comrade Hasan transform from "Moderate Muslim" to "Martyrtron!"

I consider them all a bunch of pinko scum.

If these people leaned any more to the left physicists would have to redefine the physical properties of our universe create a state more left than left.

Perhaps a fourth dimension of left where not only does the state own all property and industry, but they also own your mind.

Last time I checked Hilolary and Hussein were in favor of “nationalizing” health care and increasing taxes by 100%.

Is this not enough for you people?

Comrade Hasan wrote:Watch Comrade Hasan transform from "Moderate Muslim" to "Martyrtron!"

Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Hasan! We need more Iranian friends to foster a stronger diversity.

Indeed, "Moderate Muslim" transformers is the idea whose time has come! Allah willing we'll find an appropriate picture of CAIR members and do a similar poster with their faces.

Come to think of it, such a concept is scarier than any of the thriller movies out there. Perhaps it's because it's for real.

Hasan, let me tell you. There's no reason to kill yourself for all those virgins, no reason at all. And how could you live forever without scotch? Why, my liver drinks scotch, couldn't live without it. It positively hurts and swells up if I don't have a load on and a liter in.

And women? All you need to do is tell people you're a Kennedy, boy, and those bimbos line up like POlicemen in Nawlins at the Cat-o-lac dealership with Katrina going on.

Don't forget, it's not just for the 72 virgin women he's killing himself for, it's also for the young boys you also get up there. And the rivers of honey and milk and stuff.

Flag Waving Imperialist Warmongering Whore who should be thrown into the lions den with other KKKhristians while Janet Reno merrily laughs as she sits on a pulsating nuclear submarine wrote:Last time I checked Hilolary and Hussein were in favor of “nationalizing” health care and increasing taxes by 100%.

Is this not enough for you people?

No! It is never enough for us! I got seven whores to feed, warmonger! Do you want my whores to go hungry and without jewels, fancy cars, trips to Europe and new threads??? Well, do ya?? Your money belongs to The People and since we represent and think for The People your money technically belongs to us The Party.

You people??? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? So you're a warmonger and a racist too... hmmm, figures. I guess next you will yell and scream that we are giving away too much money to crack addicts, right? Then after that you will go beserk that we want to give portions of this country away to Meh-he-ho!? People like you... no.... monsters like you make me sick! All you want to do is wave your little AmeriKKKan flag and preach to us how terrrist are out to get us with their terrrr. WAKE UP, IDIOT! 9-11 was an inside job and Bu$h flooded New Orleans by melting Snow-Americans with his Global Warming machine!

Warmongering Whore... YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I SUPPORT THE TROOPS! I hope you know that we are tolerant, compassionate and smarter than you, peon.

Now get out of our way and let us lose this war like true patriots! We are the real patriots, dammit! NOT YOU!

Warmonger Wound, what you do not understand is that Meow, Zampolit, Betty and I have formed a coalition under the guidance of Our Many Titted Empress to take everything from everyone--all the time in every way possible. And since Hill has been absent, wrestling in the mud with Osama Barama, she's been too busy to watch her back here. She thought that Mr. Reno could cover for her, but Mr. Reno still thinks he's commanding the BATF, and she gets lost in reveries of burning Branch Davidians. She particularly likes to hear the children scream, and has entered into a confederacy with Michael Moore to make a Dead Chiliast Children Barbecue sauce. We do it best here in Texas, you know.

Poor Hill doesn't know that the ground is shifting beneath her trotters.

Comrades, Edwards is on to us. What do we do?

https://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith ... me_up.html

Red Bubba wrote:Comrades, Edwards is on to us. What do we do?

https://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith ... me_up.html

Red Bubba,


We are The Party™. "Juanita" Edwards can whine all he wants. But he speaks when we say speak. He shuts up when we say shut up. He will do so gladly, for there are grave consequences to those who do not adhere to party discipline.

For example:


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Blokhayev

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Warmonger Wound, what you do not understand is that Meow, Zampolit, Betty and I have formed a coalition under the guidance of Our Many Titted Empress to take everything from everyone--all the time in every way possible. And since Hill has been absent, wrestling in the mud with Osama Barama, she's been too busy to watch her back here. She thought that Mr. Reno could cover for her, but Mr. Reno still thinks he's commanding the BATF, and she gets lost in reveries of burning Branch Davidians. She particularly likes to hear the children scream, and has entered into a confederacy with Michael Moore to make a Dead Chiliast Children Barbecue sauce. We do it best here in Texas, you know.

Poor Hill doesn't know that the ground is shifting beneath her trotters.

And we do not take kindly, Warmonger Wound, to those who interfere with The Party's™ fund raising efforts. Our Many Tittied Empress needs all the cash the proles have in order to fight the ReThugliKKKans and the wealthy, fascist, corporations that bankroll them. It's for The Children™, you know!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev

Zampolit Blokhayev! I thought that spanking was an unethical way to raise a child, as defined by the party. Whatever happened to "The Village" and the naugee corner/chair/rug. This picture is cruel and is evidence of child abuse by parents.

OK, who wants to be the Commissar of Spanking? The duties include overseeing the masses of disciplinary spank workers. It's high time we started a government agency regulating spanking procedures and having an army of inspectors in the field to verify the compliance. And, of course, the creation of a Spank Workers Union is long overdue, with its generous campaign contribution$ to our causes.

BONDAGE AND PARTY DISCIPLINE, COMRADES!!!

Red Square wrote:OK, who wants to be the Commissar of Spanking?...

...BONDAGE AND PARTY DISCIPLINE, COMRADES!!!

I think The Chairman and I should co-chair this Commissariat!

Cracking the cat-o'-nine-tails,

Dr. P.

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:

Red Square wrote:OK, who wants to be the Commissar of Spanking?...

...BONDAGE AND PARTY DISCIPLINE, COMRADES!!!

I think The Chairman and I should co-chair this Commissariat!

Cracking the cat-o'-nine-tails,

Dr. P.

Where do I sign up and can my wooden paddle have nails in it!?

Comrades, I am taking applications for post-doctoral work in spanking. It's a technique I've developed on Bruno. But the problem is that he <i>likes</i> it which makes it rather beside the point.

The Party's entire <i>raison d'être</i> is doing things to people that they don't like. Why do you think I'm behind our Many Titted Empress? It's been shown that lowering marginal tax rates increased government money, but that's not the point. The point is making people do things that they don't want to do.

And so the people that we spank must not want it.

With the currently prevailing morality of sacrifice for the Common Good, Comrade Theo, finding people who will honestly say they hate to be spanked will be a big problem. According to the liberal moral code, everything that hurts an individual automatically increases the overall happiness of the collective. Therefore, spanking as an ultimate form of individual sacrifice will not be opposed out of fear of appearing not progressive enough.

This morality is dominant among both Democrats and Republicans, so the only people who will strongly and openly dislike to be spanked are the few surviving rugged individualists who yet need to be located. Happy hunting, Commissar!

I guess I finally came to understand the meaning behind the title "Good Will Hunting." Everybody in that movie longed to be spanked by the Commissar except for Matt Damon who would habitually spank himself with a vengeance. He is a shining example of conscientious self-criticism.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:can my wooden paddle have nails in it!?

Paddle is so bourgeois, Chairman! Don't forget that the proper Party protocol regarding spanking has always involved a shovel.

Red, to further the People's Cause, if a member of the proletariat does <i>not</i> fall in love with a John Deere tractor, he should be spanked with a shovel made in the People's Republic of Vermont.

Comrade Red Square has a deep understanding of Socialism. It took Kommissar Vodkov many years to realize this truth: Individuals must suffer for the masses to be happy. Therefore oppression is for the Common Good™. However, for the revolution to work, we must first ensure that Western society rots from the inside. Spanking, if applied correctly, can build individual character. This is not beneficial to our aims. The Politburo and the Party should therefore oppose spanking and all other forms of behavior that may build character. Kommissar Vodkov knows what he is talking about. If you torture class enemies, some of them will emerge stronger and become a threat to progressive society. Those individuals are therefore purged. Those that can be broken (reeducated) are released into society again. Spanking is usually not enough to break class-enemies and make them see the light. On the contrary, most will emerge as even stronger enemies of the People. Kommissar Vodkov is against spanking and all types of punishment - until the revolution has taken place of course!

Well, after further consideration I do see your points as valid and insightful.

I respect your thoughts and opinions, of course, because they are the only thoughts and opinions that are allowed to be voiced on this subject.

Perhaps a round of vodka along with some bread and circuses is in order, no?

Warmonger Wound wrote:I respect your thoughts and opinions, of course, because they are the only thoughts and opinions that are allowed to be voiced on this subject.

Even if they are wrong. Because they are by definition right. As dear Benito said, "Everything for the state, nothing outside the state."

Truth is what we say it is. Until we say it's not.

Red Square wrote:

Comrade Hasan wrote:Watch Comrade Hasan transform from "Moderate Muslim" to "Martyrtron!"

Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Hasan! We need more Iranian friends to foster a stronger diversity.

Why thank you for letting me come to your filthy country and post on your kaffur web site. Remember, you must join the religion of peace and love -- or I'll have to kill you.

Teddy K. wrote:Hasan, let me tell you. There's no reason to kill yourself for all those virgins, no reason at all. And how could you live forever without scotch? Why, my liver drinks scotch, couldn't live without it. It positively hurts and swells up if I don't have a load on and a liter in.

In paradise, Allah keeps his stash of wine even though the flawless holy religion of Islam prohibits alcohol, but I'm not suppose to think about that glaring contradiction as it would be a thought sin. And that would bring us dangerously close to things such as reason and thinking now wouldn't it?

Hasan, never be seduced by reason because it makes your head hurt. I am never bothered by reason--someone else always takes up the slack. And I'm never bothered by guilt, for I define what's right, you know, and sometimes allow others to approach me. For I am primus inter pares in the Party.

Contradictions? How can I contradict myself when I'm infallible? After all, isn't that the cornerstone of a good theocracy or totalitarianism?

Oh. I'm being redundant. Sorry.

Comrades, enough of this spanking talk! The only real discipline for dissidents is waterboarding. The party has already employed a fleet of simian primates so that all party members might enjoy the pleasure of spanking the monkeys.
No, the real issue here is how good Her Ladyship looks in red. Notice how she stands out in the crowd! Notice how her serpentine lips smile so demurely! Notice how her hips aren't quite as wide as the running dog counter-revolutionary pigs make them out to be. In every way she is the epitome of regalness and command. Let her regime commence and the spanking begin.

Comrade Hasan wrote: Remember, you must join the religion of peace and love -- or I'll have to kill you.

Indeed welcome, brother-in-arms! The Party™ always welcomes those who share our struggle against against the White Christian Male dominated government that has occupied AmeriKKKa for far too long.

Many years ago, when I was living in the fascist state of Alabama, I remember when a few fundamentalist Souther Baptists said that almost exact same thing to me that you said in the quote above. One told me that "Yes, Jesus loves me and forgives me. But we don't!". What good, clean, White Christians those people were!

Algore Akhbar!!!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev.
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatologists and Party™ Margarita Coordinator

PS: Well done in Minneapolis yesterday evening! So far you have them fooled that it was not a terrorist attack!

Hasan, I think that you are ushering in a new era of sensitivity. Soon it will be insensitive to even say Muslim, which means that you can do what you want to do and no one can say who did it. If you don't have a word for it, it can't be talked about.

This is political correctness 201. I eagerly anticipate PC 301, in which the destruction of skyscrapers by jet planes are caused by failures of insufficiently strong steel made by non-union workers.

Yep...the new sensitivity: Mass hypnosis

https://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57331

Recession looms large for American economy
Ex-Treasury Secretary Summers says risks 'greater than any since aftermath of 9/11'

You guys buy into to this?

I suggest some of these news stories are designed to influence an election.
The best way to cause a recession in America is to ball pien a captive audience with bad news.

The collective reaction of a 150 million brains responding to the nightly news stimulus means they buy less, do less, retract.

Damage done.

Remember...bad news for America....now.....is good for the liberal left.

We are being hypnotized and our pockets are going to get picked.

Yes, Navigator, that is one way that we work. We tell the huddled masses that the World As We Know it will change forever more because of the people running it now, and that it follows that Change Must Be Good. And since we have kept them mesmerized by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan they haven't the ability or patience to think.

See how nicely it works?

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