(Dante's Inferno, 7th Level) - Senator Dick Durbin's (D-IL) comment "The hottest ring in Hell is reserved for those in politics who attack their opponents' families" made to NBC's Norah O'Donnell has sent shockwaves to evil thugs around the world, who thought they were a shoe-in for the top hot spot in the eternal pit of damnation and hellfire. An assortment of Nazis, Communists, terrorists, and other violent and sadistic figures were found consoling each other shortly after Durbin's official announcement.
This is not the first Durbin's statement that has had international thugs peeved. In 2006 he also compared Nazis and Communists to the US troops, dashing the hopes of many in the US Armed Forces, who naively believed that liberating Iraq and pacifying the Middle East would put them in the top spot. And now he denied them even the hottest ring of Hell.
"I was really looking forward to the hottest ring of hell, which has got to be a lot cooler than Falujah," said SPC Smith who is serving his third tour in Iraq. "But since the place has been reserved for Obama's critics I guess I'll have to wait 'til Halliburton gets into the air conditioning business, or maybe I'll just borrow Joe Stalin's sweater."
"What does a guy have to do to get some props up in here?" said an incredulous Joseph Stalin. "No offense to the Nazis, but we killed over 20 million of our own citizens and we are still playing second fiddle to the GOP!" bemoaned the one-time 'Gardener of Human Happiness,' who looked very upset. "After all those cold Russian winters I was looking forward to the hottest part in Hell. Maybe my friends at the People's Cube will knit me a red sweater so I don't get chilly in the second hottest part of hell," humbly added the erstwhile Great Architect of Communism, Coryphaeus of Science, Father of Nations, and Brilliant Genius of Humanity.
"Since we only killed around two million people we always knew we were a dark horse for number one, but we felt that what we lacked in quantity we would make up for with the savage way we did it," sighed Cambodian communist dictator Pol Pot. "I tip my red cap to the GOP. They just simply outplayed us. Still I am proud of all my men and I wouldn't change a single play. They just left it all out there on the Killing Field and you gotta respect that," said Pol Pot, adding that he was looking forward to earning the top spot next year.Dick Durbin said he didn't believe combining the positions of a Hell's spokesperson and a Democrat Senator presented a conflict of interest.
Quote:... Illinois Senator (D) Dick Durbin's comment "The hottest ring in Hell is reserved for those in politics who attack their opponents families" ...
Commissar PupovichBut who's to cast broken bones?
Alexandra von Maltzanher evacuation solution for New Orleans i.e."Starve the city dwellers to force them into the countryside" does not look anything like the organized efforts of the most powerful first nation, but rather resembles the strategies of the gruesome regime of the Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot.
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Premier BettyI'm confused....Allow me to explain Premier Betty. See, the State created everything we see around us, because The Party is an omnipotent force we call "God". If you are part of The Party, like Senator Durbin is, he is given great power of creation because The Party allows him to. The Party however, can't bring all to their Enlightment, as such, The Party had to of created a place for Counter-Revolutionist to go when they die. All RethugliKKKans and other Reactionary catch-alls are sent here for their obserdity of questioning The Party.
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