To the uneducated eye it would appear the Capitalist Class is doing well. But our very success holds the seeds of potential ruin. Unfortunately, the workers and the peasants have CNN, The New York Times, and The People’ Cube! The last is the worst. It is comprised of socialist geniuses bent on welfare and poodle marriage - the lowest kind of lunatics who belong in an asylum for the criminally vile but sane.
|Proletarians must be kept within a barely sustainable poverty.|
We need to tax the poor wisely. We haven't been. The latest tax report from the 3rd Capitalist Cabal Internationale states that the rich top 20% of society are paying 80% of the taxes! The top 1% pay 38% of all taxes! We are giving back to the workers and peasants too much of the wealth we've removed from their frayed overall pockets through merciless exploitation.
It is necessary to bribe workers with the share of our satanically immoral profits so as to prolong our reign by keeping them within a barely sustainable poverty. But we shouldn't allow them to have more free time and more money than we think they need. These purblind clowns already have too much leisure and stray cash while paying little or nothing to the despicable oligarchical government that oppresses them.
Taxes, mes amis, are the classical leeching price of any civilization! If we don't tax the poor hard enough, the egg of civilization will break and the messy revolution predicted by Marx and Engels will become a reality. We have trouble enough with reality. Capitalists! Bourgeoisie and other exploiting classes! Counter-revolution has become a pressing historical necessity! Tax the poor and delay the inevitable advance of the people’ power! We have everything to lose but their chains!
It's obvious the Capitalist class is running scared. Thank you TPC for printing this foul vermin's insane reactionary rants. This is exactly the sort of thing they've been printing in their right wing magazines and chattering like attack monkeys over their right wing talk radio shows. Thank you for being so brave as to bring $.$. Halliburton to your pages. Differences are what unite us. Diversity gives us weapons! Thank you for your commitment to diversity! We will hang him in effigy at our next peace rally.
John Pierpont Morgan
It is obvious to any fool, that you hold a high degree of common sense. I could not agree with you more completely. At last someone who can represent the forgotten interests of the rich. After all, it is we who made this country, not Lennin. There is no shame, or sin, in being rich, despite what Liberals and Kommies want you to think.
Well, thank you. Compliments will get you far, pinko.
from the desk of $.$. Halliburton
Captain of Industry
Sir, Mrs, Miss, Ms or whatever a person with the Username: Extra Lumpen is (for I cannot even imagine what sort of bizarre sexual Lefty morph you may be - ugh) - the reason for taxing the poor is contained and very well articulated in the above article. I realize it is difficult but you must overcome your public school education and learn to apply some mental discipline while staring at printed words and conceptualize that which you read.
-from the desk of $.$. Halliburton
And how dare you insult my edumacation! I PASSED my Wasserman Test! And getting back to sexual perversity don’t think the People’s Agent X didn’t see you making out with Lynne Stewart on a castaway couch on Ave. B last Monday night. That is until his night-vision goggles got steamed up. With all the money you sweat and tax from us subway panhandlers you and your kootchie girl should “Get a Room”. Just wait til Hillary seizes the Helm with proletarian vigor: YOU are at the top of the list for ten years at the United Federation of Teachers Re-education camp P.S. 132. Then you will wipe that smirk off your face and get rid of that chewing gum! Power to the People’s Cube!
I own several shovel factories. If you wish to purchase shovels please contact my staff.
- from the desk of $.$. Halliburton
By the way, how's Halliburton's stock doing? I've seemed to have misplaced my Blackberry.
Have your people talk to my people and shovels will be only the beginning. Coronation?, you got it. If you play ball we'll even get you the English Crown Jewels.
- from the desk of $.$. Halliburton
W.Heck, I'd like to say a word or two about Haliburton but Cheney told me I couldn't.
Grow some nad....
Sorry. Hi $.$.!, it's your old pal Dick. I'm making sure you and all my friends get the biggest tax breaks possible. We are those with money and power and shouldn't have to share with anyone. Can't understand why you would have a column on a #$%^@ commie pinko website. Don't let them mother #$%ing Castro loving, leftists turn you from your capitalist ideals.
They are essential to keep the state in existence.
The Kohi-noor diamond is itself being used as the axial bearing to ensure the rotation of the House of Commons; why do you think Emperor Blair looks so sick?
Soon, comrades, soon! The acid rain will eat away the very foundations of Parliament, and release the diamond forever! Come the Day!The Time! The Place! The moment! The day!The place.....uh, yeah!
And if you want to know why we are living in A Police State, look at the sign at New Scotland Yard!It rotates at the same speed!
The slaves that pedal the commons around are housed in Victoria Street.
I need arother drik.
Neh Pain is Progress!
Long live state regulation