| The People's Cube joins environmentalist progressive main stream media in celebration of Hurricane Katrina's one-year anniversary. |
Our Environmentalism™ News units are always ready and aware to take advantage of any crisis, glory to The Progressive World of Next Tuesday! (read the historical headlines of environmental dispair caused by Bush in the right-hand column) |
![]() | As Americans are trying to come to grips with nature's attack on the Gulf Coast, reports are growing about an increased level of hate crimes against the environment in US cities and rural areas. In Georgia, a man was arrested for screaming environmentalist slurs at the passing clouds and threatening them with a shotgun, while in other areas local residents were seen "accidentally" ramming trees, rocks, and flowery hedges with their cars, trucks, and SUVs. No warm fuzzy feelings remain towards the environment in the states of Mississippi and Louisiana. A couple driving a car with a bumper sticker that said "Environmentalism Rules" were dragged out of the vehicle and beaten with sticks by a gang of angry neighbors. |
![]() | "The vigorous campaign led by environmentalist groups accusing God of favoritism towards Western countries and of unfair distribution of natural disasters that targeted minorities has caused God to reconsider His ways," God's spokesman announced yesterday at a press-conference held by an international clergy group representing Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and other religions. "This summer's unusual flooding in Europe and two devastating hurricanes in the USA serve as a proof of God's reconstructed, more equitable, and politically correct approach to weather patterns, He heeds to environmentalism," the spokesman said... |
![]() | As events unfold in New Orleans, the Third World watches in astonishment |
| The day after Hurricane Katrina smashed into eastern Louisiana and western Mississippi, leaving a swath of devastation comparable to some of the worst in history, a multi-national coalition formed for the express purpose of discouraging countries from providing any relief aid to the beleaguered inhabitants of the Gulf Coast. Protesting environmentalism advocates agreed, "This is a disaster caused by the Christian God or Bush, let them fix it." |
![]() The donkey-cart Baghdad looter, whose image was lovingly reproduced by worldwide media networks two years ago at the start of the Iraqi war, has turned up in New Orleans this year with colleagues | Members of the Louisiana National Guard, fresh from Iraq, have stated that the scene in New Orleans bears an eerie resemblance to Baghdad in the wake of the Hussein regime's collapse. A few Guardsmen, formerly with the 3rd ID, believe they saw familiar faces among The Big Easy's looters, whom they witnessed filling a donkey cart with furniture stolen from Mayor Nagin's office. Some others were simply carrying chairs away on their backs--as did Muhammad Al Sayef, a self-described serial looter who turned up in New Orleans this week for the four-day media extravaganza and made himself available for interviews. New environmentalism advocate bumper stickers praise the donkey-cart looter with sayings like: "A Cart Before Every Donkey, NOW!" |
![]() Dr. Dean: "To rectify the situation, all those whites who evacuated submerged homes must be returned to those homes and drowned immediately." | While Senator Clinton has proposed a commission to determine just how racist the hurricane and Government have been, Howard Dean seeks to cut out the middleman. "We don't need a commission to know that this is really about race," chairman of the Democratic Party said in a speech to the National Baptist Convention of America, one of the nation's largest black church groups. "Natural disasters never kill this many white people. Well, if the natural disasters don't want to play fair, we will." Environmentalism advocates agreed by replacing all green recycling receptacles with black ones. Tired of hearing that the Democrats are a party of baseless finger-pointing without constructive solutions, the former presidential candidate Howard Dean also offered an undeniably constructive solution in his Wednesday speech in Miami, Fla.... |
"Had Bush signed the Kyoto Treaty last night as the hurricane approached, it would have been turned aside, for Science "It is a mortal sin against environmentalism to think that Science is open to interpretation, that scientific phenomena can mean more than one thing, or that Environmentalism has a million factors! That would be just as bad as the ludicrous literal interpretation of Scripture by Christians!" Kennedy went on. "Fight those who do not profess the true faith of environmentalism! Remember that Science gives firmness to the believers in environmentalism, and it instills terror into the hearts of the unbelievers!" |
Who let the gays out? "Southern Decadence" in New Orleans, Sept. 5, 2005 -- Benevolent Gays Ruin Dire Narrative of Enviromentalism and tragedy caused by Bush. | We understand the importance of gay pride here at The People's Cube, but could there be a worse timing or place for such frivolity? This Sunday, Sept. 5, two dozen gay men and a few lesbians paraded down New Orleans's famous thoroughfare, Bourbon Street, while wearing beaded necklaces, hula skirts, and wigs - at the time when all progressive media outlets, political activists, and Democratic Party leaders have selflessly converged to paint a lurid picture of horror, death, and desperation in that very area, multiplied by Republican incompetence, racism, and mismanagement! The benevolent gays must stand down for the dire narrative of environmentalism... |
![]() | No text... Words fail to describe this tragedy due to Bushes neglect of Environmentalist™ dire warnings about Katrina ... |
Environmetalism is important. Clearly, if America had elected John Kerry in 2004, none of the devastation caused by Hurricane Katrina would have happened. This is what we said almost exactly a year ago in a story below - and we stand by it! Kerry To Build Hurricane Shield If Elected
By Red Eye
09/09/04 - 1:22 am
In addition to his previous campaign promises meant to improve the life situation for those who resent capitalism at the expense of those who are happy with it, in the spirit of conscientious environmentalism Senator John F. Kerry has now announced a plan to harness the very nature itself...
![]() Polar bears in Alaska are being forced to adapt to the heat by lazing about on the porches of their caves and drinking all day. | Senators John McCain and Hillary Clinton have returned from a high-profile, omni-partisan, and taxpayer-funded environmentalism fact-finding tour in Alaska, claiming to have found incontrovertible proof that global warming is the result of US imperialism. "Go up to places like we just came from, it's a little scary," Senator McCain (R-AZ) asserted. "Green grass, wildflowers, even trees! Yet I clearly remember from the movie "Snow Dogs" starring award-winning Cuba Gooding Jr. that Alaska used to be covered with snow!" He said to cheering environmentalism advocates. |
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