Some say they are an ad hoc group of cagey party misfits "putting the toil in toilet humor." Others suspect this troika was selected for its commitment to outstanding production. Do not be ridiculous. But perhaps the masses have the right to know why The KG3s efforts merit a separate category when they are not even children of elite Party members? Perhaps it is not wise to ask too many questions.
A reference for the future historians, because in a few hundred years all media sources will disappear except for the People's Cube (the most politically correct website).
Obama: No Hand on Heart for National Anthem By Mark Finkelstein | October 20, 2007 - 16:50 ET
Turns out that not wearing a flag lapel pin isn't the only way Barack Obama chooses to show he's a different kind of Democrat.
Have a look at the photo from the October 1, 2007 edition of "Time." It shows Obama, Hillary and Bill Richardson at the Steak Fry of Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) on September 17 in Indianola, IA during [according to the photo caption] the National Anthem. Richardson and Clinton have their hands on their heart. But not Obama. Does he perhaps believe that, like wearing the flag pin, the hand on the heart isn't "true patriotism"?
You know what is right? He KNOWS that the National Anthem is being played for HIM and not out of respect to our flag and country. It is our "Ode to Obama", so... he is just being gracious and accepting the honor due Him. :)O
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