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 What Has Our Dear Leader So Enthralled? - Source SourceWhat Has Our Dear Leader So Enthralled?
 on 8/27/2016, 12:19 am

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What Has Our Dear Leader So Enthralled?

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Post by Comrade Putout
 New Study: Lying causes mouth ulcers - Source SourceNew Study: Lying causes mouth ulcers
 on 8/26/2016, 9:03 pm

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New Study: Lying causes mouth ulcers

A new study put out by the Mayo Clinic has discovered that excessive lying causes mouth ulcers.



Scientists are not yet sure just what causes this puzzling phenomena, yet have seen the manifestations on several prominent public figures, yet unnamed.

They found that those patients who lied the most, experienced large, round, painful open sores on their tongues and inside their mouths. They also experienced coughing and seizures.

The full report is to be published in the upcoming issue of 'The Lancet', a medical journal devoted to the latest developments in medicine and pathology.





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Post by Evil Smiley
 One of these men... - Source SourceOne of these men...
 on 8/26/2016, 6:34 pm

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One of these men...


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Post by Mikhail Lysenkomann
 The progressive solution! - Source SourceThe progressive solution!
 on 8/26/2016, 2:22 pm

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The progressive solution!

Comrades!

As the Dear Leader to be, Empress Hillary the First proclaimed in her latest speech that the western world is filled with evil "free spirited" fascists like the people at Breitbart and that thought criminal Nigel Farage (spit, spit). They poison the minds of our young party candidates with their "private opinions" and "freedom of speech".

We must produce more Agitprop to seduce these poor, unguided souls towards Next Tuesday ™ .

I have come up with this feeble attempt to show in a visual way how evil the results of a Trump presidency would be, as compared to the perfectly Equal and Progressive leadership of our Empress, Hillary!



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If the brainwashed young masses see these posters on their first day of rehabilitation college, I'm sure they'll know how to vote!

Onwards towards a RED NOVEMBER, comrades!

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Post by Minitrue
 Hillary's Other Shoe - Source SourceHillary's Other Shoe
 on 8/25/2016, 9:57 am

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Hillary's Other Shoe


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I wanna win real big with vote scam
I wanna make all of you fetch
I wanna rule Left-Wing with fury
Hmmmm
I wear baggy Mao dress

I wanna talk rules like a Pharaoh
I’m not nice it’s true
I wanna keep secret my black heart
I think that I’m overdue
Overdue

I know
I’m so close but – Trump’s my threat
My reign will cause worry
Will henpeck
World is reelin’ – a pinwheel

My clutch
On your business
Is all for greed
I’ll circle like angry bees
Progressive cheat
wo-o-wo

I’ll cut you up just like a buzzsaw
You know that I am a shrew
DON’T wanna tell you I’m unfit
I think that I’m overdue
Overdue

I know
I’m just close but – Trump’s my threat
My reign will cause worry
Will henpeck
World is reelin’ – a pinwheel

My clutch
On your business
Is all for greed
I’ll circle like angry bees
Progressive cheat
wo-o-wo



I know
I’m so close but – Trump’s my threat
My reign will cause worry
Will henpeck
World is reelin’ – a pinwheel

My clutch
On your business
Is all for greed
I’ll circle like angry bees
Progressive cheat
wo-o-wo



I wanna win real big with vote scam
I wanna make all of you fetch
I wanna rule Left-Wing with fury
I think that I’m overdue
Overdue
wo-o-o

I wanna win real big with vote scam…



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Post by Googie
 Gypsies Dems And Thieves - Source SourceGypsies Dems And Thieves
 on 8/25/2016, 3:24 am

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Gypsies Dems And Thieves



I was born in the wagon of a Hollywood show
Poor Hilly used to dance for the money they'd throw
Bubba would screw whoever he could
Preach against the gospel - sell a couple bottles of Doctor Hood

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night Iranians would come around and lay their money down

Picked up a muzz just south of Mosul
Gave him a ride swayed him with a hot deal
I was sickly he was having fun...rode with us to DC
And Ronnie would've shot us if he knew what we'd done

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night the mullahs would come around and lay their money down

No internet schooling but it taught me well
Got a smooth criminal style
Now you tell me I'm a gal in trouble
But I haven't seen Trey for a while
I haven't seen court for a while

She was born in the campaign of a traveling show
Old Hilly liked to speak for the money they'd throw
Bubba would do whatever he could
Preach a little Gosnell - imitate the boys way down in the hood

Gypsies Dems and thieves - we'd hear it from the people of the land
They'd call us Gypsies Dems and thieves
But every night the Saudis would come around and lay their money down

Gypsies....

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Post by Chalupa
 Hillary Runs Marathon - Source SourceHillary Runs Marathon
 on 8/24/2016, 12:08 am

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Hillary Runs Marathon



To prove her robust health, Hillary has put on her pickle suit and ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City.

You can see her high speed, agile sprint which put her just ahead of Al Sharpton.

She demonstrated speed, stability, style and grace and after getting halfway across the street was quickly ushered to her waiting limousine away from the nosey paparazzi and their prying cameras.

This stellar and highly athletic performance should put to rest any doubts that she is unfit.

When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.

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Post by Evil Smiley
 My favorite thought criminals - Source SourceMy favorite thought criminals
 on 8/23/2016, 9:27 am

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My favorite thought criminals



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Post by Komissar al-Blogunov
 Hillary and the Soros Money - Source SourceHillary and the Soros Money
 on 8/23/2016, 9:19 am

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Hillary and the Soros Money


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Georgie’s money bought a barfly
Rules the world through Hillary, why?
Makes no noise – that is his way
Georgie’s money bought our doomsday

Georgie’s money soars to the sky
Hates the world though no one knows why
Many a ploy – his life’s a maze
Georgie’s money bought our doomsday

Georgie’s money helps him to vie
Wants the world to wither and die
Hill’ry is poised – we are her prey
Georgie’s money bought our doomsday



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Post by Googie
 Hillary Tries to Pin Tale of Email on RINO - Source SourceHillary Tries to Pin Tale of Email on RINO
 on 8/22/2016, 12:38 am

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Hillary Tries to Pin Tale of Email on RINO

RINO Tells Hillary Not to Pin Email-Tale on Him.




Colin Powell says Hillary's "people" are trying to "pin the blame for " on him.



Says Powell, "White Lies Don't Matter, but this isn't even a 'white' lie, it's a 'black lie,' which matters more because it's a 'white' lie about a 'black' man, which makes it a 'black' lie about a 'black' man -- no it's even worse -- it's a Clintonian Lie like all those Lies in the "Clinton Liebrary."

--KOOK

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