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 Income Protection and Affordability Act - "ObamaJobs" - Source SourceIncome Protection and Affordability Act - "ObamaJobs"
 on 4/23/2014, 4:39 pm

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Income Protection and Affordability Act - "ObamaJobs"

“That means that no matter how we reform the nation's income equality, we will keep this promise to the American people: If you like your job, you will be able to keep your job, period. If you like your income, you’ll be able to keep your income, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.”

"America is facing a crisis in income equality. Millions of Americans earn substandard income. Millions do not have an income at all but are reduced to standing on street corners holding cardboard signs begging for food, work, and anything that'll help. Millions more through no fault of their own have entered the country without documents and cannot find the work that Americans refuse to do... because in our present broken system of income distribution their needs are not met.

This has become a terrible social cost that we all end up paying. We are spending, as a whole, over twenty-five hundred percent of our GDP on income nationwide. This is a horrible burden on the economy and is adding to the deficit. This is simply unacceptable. We need better than this. We can do better than this.

Income equality is a right and the millions without income equality must have income equality. This is both a moral obligation and a practical obligation. And this is why the Income Protection and Affordability Act is so vitally important. This legislation ensures that every American will enjoy a good income at an affordable national cost. It ensures that no one will stand on street corners begging for their income. It ensures that no one has to rely on the old broken Wild-West income distribution system that has run rampant robbing the nation of its GDP, adding to the nation's ...

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 BLM Misreads Reid-- SWATs IRS Agents Owing Back-Taxes - Source SourceBLM Misreads Reid-- SWATs IRS Agents Owing Back-Taxes
 on 4/23/2014, 3:02 pm

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BLM Misreads Reid-- SWATs IRS Agents Owing Back-Taxes

BLM Misreads Reid-- SWATs IRS Agents Owing Back-Taxes



In an extraordinary bureaucratic misunderstanding of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's statement about "Domestic Terrorists" refusing to pay overdue debts to the Federal Government, BLM (which has temporarily called a Truce in its War Against Domestic Terrorist Cliven Bundy in Bunkerville, NV) sent its SWAT teams to surround the IRS Headquarters where they used bullhorns to command all IRS employees owning back taxes "to come ought with your hands up and your wallets open."

In response to direct pleas from the IRS Employees Union, Harry Reid showed up at the confrontation with his own SWAT team. After seizing the BLM bullhorns, Reid announed to the terrified IRS employees in the IRS Headquarters, "Go back to work, and don't sweat the small stuff like overdue back taxes -- you'll still get your Excellent Work Bonuses."

Then he commanded the BLM SWAT team to "get your asses back to Nevada and confiscate everything owned by that Domestic Terroristic Rancher With Overdue Cattle-Grazing Fees."

A misguided reporter (not accredited by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, PBS, NYT, WaPo, LaT, etc.) on the scene asked Reid, "But what about 'civil disobedience'?" Reid responded, "Isn't the distinction obvious? The accepted definition of 'civil disobedience' is when anti-capitalist groups such as "Occupy Wall Street" break the law and not when terroristic tea-baggers break the law."

--KOOK

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Post by KOOK
 Philipino recipie for tea... - Source SourcePhilipino recipie for tea...
 on 4/23/2014, 12:40 pm

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Philipino recipie for tea...



http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/obama-not-welcome-filipinos-protest-presidential-visit-n87516

1. Select an assortment of teabag(ger)s
2. Add water
3. Allow to steep (in prison)
4. Serve with sliced lemon

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Post by Tovarichi
 Putin Uses Secret Weapon Against Ukraine-- RUUGLE Glasses - Source SourcePutin Uses Secret Weapon Against Ukraine-- RUUGLE Glasses
 on 4/22/2014, 8:09 pm

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Putin Uses Secret Weapon Against Ukraine-- RUUGLE Glasses

Putin Uses Secret Weapon in Ukraine-- RUUGLE Glasses



Although Breitbart has been reporting that Putin is only using "not-so-secret" weapons to win in Ukraine, our highly reliable and reliably high sources have assured us that the opposite is true. Russia's new KGB has developed and deployed a new secret weapon to enable Putin to keep his eyes on Ukrainain women brandishing their GUNS. The name of the secret weapon is "RUUGLE Glasses."

In fact, the new KGB has produced illustrations of such secret weapon in a number of sizes:
200x96, 250x120, 275x132, 300x144, 350x168, 400x192, 450x216, 500x240, 600x288 and 700x336

To learn why the KGB found it necessary to develop this secret weapon against mere Ukrainian Women, go the TPC thread titled "Ukrainian Women Get Their Guns Ready for Putin."

Meanwhile, DARPA is desperately trying to develop some new secret weapons to enable Obama to halt Putin's Long March to the Atlantic Ocean and the rest of the Artic Circle.

Dalia Grybauskaitė, the Presiden of Lithuania, said (in an obvious allusion to the wicked Sarah Palin), "If we don't get some secret weapons to counter Putin's Long March Westward, I won't merely be able to 'see Russia from my house,' but rather, my house will be IN Russia. And we don't even have a single brigade of Lithuanian women able, or willing, to brandish big GUNS at Putin."

In response, Putin said that President Grybauskaitė should stop her alarmist worrying because "Everyone knows, the bear never eats the fish, it only eats the skin of the fish."

--KOOK

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 Joe Biden Said a Miscue - Source SourceJoe Biden Said a Miscue
 on 4/22/2014, 7:56 pm

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Joe Biden Said a Miscue




Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

They was standing at microphone stop.
Healthcare bill was 'bout to drop.
From the horse's ass was the source
Uh huh, that's right, of course.
Joe Biden dropped an "F" Bomb!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

One day, he met a guy named Chuck.
To a wheelchair he was stuck.
Joe Biden's the kind of guy
Who said stand up to this crippled guy.
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Go, Joe Biden ! Go, Joe Biden !

He was talking at this marathon
Said he was thankful for this big ol' bomb.
He then repeated that stupid line.
Joe Biden doesn't pull no lines!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

Once upon a time in Delaware.
You need Indian accent everywhere.
Mr. Biden wasn't uncouth!
He laughed thought he was real cute!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Joe Biden said a miscue!
Oh, Joe Biden ! No, Joe Biden !

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 It's Earth Day! Happy Birthday Lenin! - Source SourceIt's Earth Day! Happy Birthday Lenin!
 on 4/22/2014, 11:45 am

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It's Earth Day! Happy Birthday Lenin!

It's Earth Day, Comrades!!! And you know what that means, yes? It's The Holy Prophet Vladimir Lenin's Birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Comrade Lenin!
Happy Birthday to you!

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 Ghost Riders Of DC - Source SourceGhost Riders Of DC
 on 4/21/2014, 10:33 pm

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Ghost Riders Of DC


An old cowboy went ridin out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed feds he saw
Plowin through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their trucks were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their warning cries
Yippie you owe owe owe - yippie aye ye ye - ghost riders of DC
Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
They're riding hard to catch that herd but they ain't caught them yet
Cause they want to ride forever in that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire as they ride on hear their cries
As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you wanna save your ranch from hell a ridin on your range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Roped into the devil's herd across these fed'ral skies
Yippie you owe owe owe - yippie aye ye ye
Ghost riders of DC - ghost riders in your skies - ghost riders of DC.

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Post by Chalupa
 US invasion of Ukraine begins today! - Source SourceUS invasion of Ukraine begins today!
 on 4/21/2014, 7:35 am

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US invasion of Ukraine begins today!



White House Sending VP Biden to Ukraine


Dear Leader (PBUH) has had it and is by golly going to do something with foriegn policy stuff.

His O'liness has decided to invade and liberate Ukraine. In a bold move intended to show Vladimir Putin just who has a pair, Dear Leader has dispatched Vice Premier "Shotgun Joe" Biden to command the first assault wave. Barack Hussein Obama has received permission from Valerie Jarrett to lead from behind.

It's going to be ugly, but Uncle Joe has clear instructions to "show that Putin fellow that we mean business, and we will do for the people of the Ukraine what we did for American jobs and healthcare, that'll show them a thing or two..."

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Post by Tovarichi
 MSNBC Interviews Clueless Nevada Republican Woman - Source SourceMSNBC Interviews Clueless Nevada Republican Woman
 on 4/21/2014, 7:27 am

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MSNBC Interviews Clueless Nevada Republican Woman

Comrades,

A recent interview was conducted by MSNBC Chris Hayes who conducted an interview with Nevada state republican assemblywoman Michele Fiore in regards to the Cliven Bundy story. Fiore told Hayes that the BLM went way out-of-bounds by sending in armed federal agents, declaring, "We will not allow governance by gunpoint."

Hayes repeatedly tried to get Fiore to admit that the Bundys are in violation of the law, but the totally clueless Fiore stuck to arguing that the government was engaging in outrageous tactics.

Fiore at one point even shot back with this nonsensical question to Hayes, "If you owed the federal government money, Chris, do you want them coming to your house pointing guns at your wife and children? Is that okay with you?" .......Pffffft

Watch the whole sorry thing as Chris Hayes just totally owns this clueless Palin clone.



Now this is how you handle the jerks in the mainstream media. Well done to Ms. Fiore, well done indeed. I really hope the rest of the republican party was paying attention.

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Post by Commodore Snoogie Woogums
 Selfie - Source SourceSelfie
 on 4/20/2014, 2:34 pm

People's Karaoke

Selfie




Selfie, Selfie
When will those crowds all reappear?
Selfie, Selfie
Is there a world leader here?
With no morals in my soul and your money in my coat
I won't say I'm satisfied
A Selfie, Selfie
You can't say I never lied

Selfie, I'm beautiful
Don't you love that glibness in my eyes
Selfie, I still love me baby
Don't recall all those times I lied
Fathers's dreams I held so close
Seems they all went "up in smoke"
Let me promise nothing here
Selfie, Selfie
Is there a world leader here? uh.......

Father's dreams I held so close
Seems they all went "up in smoke"
Love that glibness in my lies
But Selfie, I still love you baby
Everywhere they look they see my lies
There ain't a promise that comes true from me
Come on Barry hide your lies
A Selfie, Selfie
Ain't it true nothin's inside
Selfie , Selfie , you can't say I never lied

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