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 Feel Like Im Fixing to Lose - Source SourceFeel Like Im Fixing to Lose
 on 5/1/2016, 3:48 pm

People's Karaoke

Feel Like Im Fixing to Lose



Well, come on all of you, Republicans
Lying Ted needs your vote again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Indi-an
So open checkbooks and send him some,
We're gonna need your cash to run.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we whining for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Indi-an;
And it's five, six, seven,
Send me more delegates,
Well this ain't no time to just stand by,
Whoopee! Lets Stop Trump guy.

Come on Wall Street, don't say no,
Send cash, don’t say no no no
There's plenty delegates to be swade
By supplying Team Cruz with the tools of its trade,
But just hope and pray that if you ignore my call,
Hillary Clinton won’t win it all.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we whining for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Indi-an;
And it's five, six, seven,
Send me more delegates,
Well this ain't no time to just stand by,
Whoopee! Lets Stop Trump guy.


Well, come evangelicals, let's move fast;
My last chance has come at last.
Now you come go out and get off the net
'Cause the only good tweeter is the one that's dead
And you know that this can still be won
When we've pray to God in kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we whining for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Indi-an;
And it's five, six, seven,
Send me more delegates,
Well this ain't no time to just stand by,
Whoopee! Lets Stop Trump guy.

Listen people. I don’t know how you
Expect to ever stop Donald Trump
Of you cant turn out than that!
There’s about ...

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Post by El Presidente
 Equip Your Safe Space Today! - Source SourceEquip Your Safe Space Today!
 on 5/1/2016, 2:17 pm

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Equip Your Safe Space Today!

This first of many products to make better safe spaces for our tender life blossoms!



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As synthetic towels are made from EVIL OIL and wool is the exploitation of sheep, the only towel a caring prog would use must be woven from their own body hair, of course.

The next generation model will feature a "Chalk Filter" in case your towel accidently touched the hateful writings of a Konservative as your fell to the ground in pain from gazing upon the word "T---P" (censored here to prevent fainting and vomiting).


Sob Squisher 3000 ™

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Post by Lyman DeKoquonut
 Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - APPENDIX - Source SourceHerr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - APPENDIX
 on 5/1/2016, 12:30 pm

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Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - APPENDIX


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Topic : Rosinenbomber (Candy bombers aka Raisin bombers)._________( first appearance here )

Rosinenbombing - that was, nay, that is a heartwarming story.

You remember, right? : WW2 finished, Deutschland cut into 4 occupation zones, Soviet Bear creates DDR (same procedure as always : inject KGB for control and training, install Moscow-schooled local party apparatchiks, disown bourgeoisie, nationalize economy, coopt-or-oust intelligentsia, fuck up press and education, divide et impera, and throw circenses - Soviet style - for "masses", prominently May-1). Berlin (quadrisected) an island surrounded by DDR, and Soviet Bear tries to drag the city entirely into DDR. Next (in June '48), Soviets block all supplies (via roads) to the three non-Soviet sectors. Bang. And Amis say : Ok, so we will fly all the goodies in (food, energy, materials).

Berliner Luftbrücke. It was many things ― a masterpiece of logistics (starts/landings literally every 3 minutes), airmen skill (though no "Bosnian Corkscrewing"), a massive aid effort, and first of all a forcefull ― non-violent ― stand up against Soviet expansionist bullying.

Airmen stunts! Wing wiggling for “hello, kids” and then “bombing” the kiddies with candy, raining down on tiny parachutes made of handkerchiefs. That was a spontaneous, “bottom-up” activity of the crews. My private label for this : Ami @ his best.

And as a side-effect : building a bond with Krauts, via help, and especially with kids, via emotion. A lesson in “nation building” - in this case, a spectacular success.

The spook ended early Sep. '49.

A win-win for Amis and Krauts ! ( and a lose-lose for the Evil Empire of yore ).


Kids are great ! :


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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 Strange Fruit - Source SourceStrange Fruit
 on 4/30/2016, 8:04 pm

People's Karaoke

Strange Fruit



Some people see a strange fruit,
Some misperceive and some cause a dispute,
Men’s bodies swinging in the open breeze,
Strange fruit changing right next to me.

Homophobic scene of the intolerant south,
My bulging eyes and my cottonmouth,
Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh,
Then the sudden smell of manly flesh.

Here is a fruit all exposed awestruck,
Where women gather, I’m shit out of luck,
He is hot to trot, for the knees to drop,
Now a media agitprop.

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Post by El Presidente
 Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - Repercussion - Source SourceHerr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - Repercussion
 on 4/30/2016, 6:54 pm

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Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - Repercussion

Turns out, Fau Merkel’s SATAN-ic shtick really hurt :

Herr Hop shamelessly spreading, while Climate Catastrophe looms over the distant Alps.


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That was June 2015 . . . _________( G7 in Berchtesgaden, Bavaria - and behind the rocks, Italy )

For scientifically oriented Comrades :

Is spreading in front of an ancient massif which already saw Hannibal's troups riding across on elephants a micro- or mega- or a gigaaggression ? Or is it even an act of appropriation, by imperially imposing on a massive massif the typical mammal game of "Who has the biggest reproduction-specific extremity" ?


. . . and now, after Hop got his well-deserved SATAN-Treatment :


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Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten.
He who laughs last, laughs best.


OK. And now back to essentials :

LET'S RELENTLESSLY FIGHT FOR PEACE ON OUR PRECIOUS PLANET!


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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt - Source SourceHerr Hop makes Merkel kaputt
 on 4/30/2016, 2:47 pm

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Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt

Our entire Planet tracked spellbound the recent World-Event: Titan of Pennsylvania Ave 1600 and Transatlantic Leader of the Free World gracefully blessed the masses of Krautlandia by personally, Himself, descending down from The Heavens in His Flying-Carpet-1 to touch the surface of Earth in Berlin, Tempelhof (Apr. 24, with the world media, like, totally abuzz). And our TPC-dedicated KrauTeam (KT) wrestled special access (!), presented here below.

DISCLAIMER : All pics courtesy of extern Graphic & Photographic Proletariat, sweatily toiling in the Casemates of Visual Industry.



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Air Force 1 corkscrewing into Berlin. Cute ground-bound pioneers waving.

He made Himself visible to the welcoming masses in the exit hatch, hopped down the squeaky stairs in His sportsy-hoppsy style - fotogs in front of Him, crawling backwards on knees - bzzdgg, bzzdgg, bzzdgg - and presser started.

Herr Hop gave a sketch of a Nuke-liberated Planet under centrally Gov-controlled Climate™.

"I can no longer sit back and allow the unfettered croûtons to appropriate our precious pristine Climate™," He said.


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Q/A followed - mainly a to and fro with KT (KrauTeam, that is).
~
TRANSCRIPT:

Q : Uh, Herr Hop - What is "Hop" and why?
KT: Simple. 2008-9: full hot air mode, HopeyChangey. 2010-2012: pffffffft... HopCha. 2013 and counting: reduced to Hop. Prickly, cocky, vindictive. Simply Hop.
Q: Uh, and Herr means Mister, ja?
KT: Yep.
Q: Uh, last Q. There is rumor about a major leak, ja? The aim of the meeting, ja? Geleakt?
KT: Nope
.


And then Herr Hop, sportsy-hoppsy style, hopped to His personal car-like panzer, the Beast, to visit Frau Merkel who prepared Him lunch. (Life-Style column noted: Hearty Sauerkraut avec Arugula, pure ...

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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 WARNINSK!  Do NOT go see this movie! - Source SourceWARNINSK! Do NOT go see this movie!
 on 4/30/2016, 2:14 pm

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WARNINSK! Do NOT go see this movie!

Comrades,

A most filthy, disgusting movie made by evil Kapitalists and funded by profit$ made off of the dead bodies of your future grandchildren will be showing in theaters all across the USSA this coming Monday night.

Fortunately, it is only showing that one night. We have been successful in preventing any further spread of this dangerous Reich-wing propaganda.

Be sure that you are not seen near any theater where this will be showing on Monday night (see below for list of locations, show times, and where to buy tickets). Party members will be out in force, taking down license plate numbers of hooligans.

http://www.climatehustlemovie.com


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Post by Mikhail Lysenkomann
 The Official Hillary for America Woman Card! - Source SourceThe Official Hillary for America Woman Card!
 on 4/29/2016, 7:49 pm

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The Official Hillary for America Woman Card!



It’s here! It’s girly pink! And best of all, it’s free! it will make us feel good about ourselves!

Finally, we women have something we can whip out whenever we feel like it!

It’s none other than the Official Hillary for America WOMAN CARD!™

Play it anytime you feel like a victim. Anytime you feel entitled.

Anytime you feel that an awareness ribbon, a wristband, a picture of yourself holding up a sign with a hashtag on it, or even just baring your boobs in public and shouting expletives isn’t enough to let the whole world know you have rights that only the government can provide!

The right to be a victim. The right to be entitled. The right to free stuff. The right to be treated exactly like men, except when we want to be treated like women.

Behold those big letters—W and C—right next to the universal symbol for a women’s restroom. Take it to any restroom you want, and never wait in line again!* Check out the black band that makes it look as if you can slide it anywhere, even the New York subway, and feel empowered!

How do you get the Woman Card? It’s easy! Go to Hillary’s campaign site and if you want her to deal you in, just tell her what you’re willing to stake and sha-zam! She’ll deal you a card and you’ll get to play it!

But that’s not all. When you apply for The Official Hillary for America Woman Card™, you’ll also receive a lifetime subscription to daily FREE e-mails from Hillary’s campaign! Each and every e-mail will be chock full of valuable, helpful information on how you can continue to help Hillary play the Woman Card. Additionally, every e-mail will be ...

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Post by Commissarka Pinkie
 KGB Successful Decades After Disintegration of Soviet Union - Source SourceKGB Successful Decades After Disintegration of Soviet Union
 on 4/29/2016, 10:58 am

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KGB Successful Decades After Disintegration of Soviet Union


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At least 20 arrested following violent protests after Southern California Trump rally

Comrades!

It warms this old Zampolit's cold Socialist heart that the revolutionary fervor of the anti-Vietnam War movement in the U.S. (that our brave former KGB comrades started, funded, and nurtured) is still alive and thriving today! It brings tears of joy to my steely, evil, progressive eyes to see things like this in the news. Lenin would be so proud of these socialist youths!

*sniff*

We need to tell George Soros to keep the money flowing to these brave revolutionaries!

HAIL OBAMA!

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Post by Zampolit Blokhayev
 CONSPIRACY THEORY LIMBO - Source SourceCONSPIRACY THEORY LIMBO
 on 4/29/2016, 1:01 am

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CONSPIRACY THEORY LIMBO


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What's your theory, comrades?




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