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 Hillary talks about her affair with President Clinton - Source SourceHillary talks about her affair with President Clinton
 on 5/27/2017, 6:18 pm

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Hillary talks about her affair with President Clinton



Back on campus 48 years later, Hillary didn't hold back. In a fiery commencement speech at her alma mater of Wellesley College on Friday, she spoke for the first time about her controversial affair with President Bill Clinton: "Now, you may have heard that things didn't exactly go the way I planned. But you know what? I'm doing okay. It's time to burn the beret and bury the pantsuit."

After many years of silence ("So silent, in fact," she said, "that the buzz in some circles has been that Bill must have paid me off "), Hillary says it is time to stop "tiptoeing around my past. I am determined to have a different ending to my story. I've decided, finally, to stick my head above the desk so that I can take back my narrative and give a purpose to my past. What this will cost me, I'll soon find out."

Maintaining that her affair with Clinton was one between two consenting adults, Hillary said that it was the public exposure of her darkest secrets that permanently altered the direction of her life: "Sure, Bill took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship. Any 'abuse' came in the aftermath, when I was made a scapegoat in order to protect his powerful position. . . . The Clinton administration, the special prosecutor's minions, the political operatives on both sides of the aisle, and the media were able to brand me as a calculating, manipulative drama queen. And that brand stuck, in part because it was imbued with power."

After the scandal, said Hillary, "I turned down offers that would have earned me more than $3 billion, because they didn't feel like ...

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 Wiener Sexts Judge Right After Judge Hands Down Sentence - Source SourceWiener Sexts Judge Right After Judge Hands Down Sentence
 on 5/27/2017, 9:20 am

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Wiener Sexts Judge Right After Judge Hands Down Sentence



THE TIP OF THE WEINER

New York, NY - Federal Court - Disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner and soon-to-be ex-husband of Huma Abedin who is ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's "ex-best friend" committed another alleged violation of his ex-membership in the New York BAR, right after he was convicted of a felony following a probe of his wiener by federal authorities.

The judge ordered Weiner to submit himself to the list of child molesters and manufacturers of men's underwear. Weiner's first lawyer had to pull out when Weiner tried to try his own case. The defense team told him to get a grip on himself and to stop making a mountain out of a molehill. Weiner was warned that if he got convicted, he will be disbarred from practicing child law, especially child molestation. He will surely enter the penile colony, will have to surrender his iPhone, black book, ex-governor Spritzer's socks, his soiled underwear, his vast collection of sheep and goat photos, and his erection.

Weiner replied to the latest news: "I was feeling a little stiff today."

TOO HARD TO STOP

Weiner was convicted today for sending sexting messages to underage girls and a young female sheep in Helmund Province that was the wife of the local Taliban chief. The sheep was obviously innocent of any wrongdoing, but the family of the chief stoned her to death anyway for dishonoring the entire herd. Earlier interviewed by reporters, she said she was feeling sheepish about the entire incident.

Weiner lawyered up and denied the sheep story in its entirety. He said he was just goating, er, goading, his detractors who are not as attractive to Afghan sheep and goats as he.

WEINER'S SECOND COMING

Shortly after the conviction was handed down, ...

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 Seth Rich Carrying a Hard Drive - Source SourceSeth Rich Carrying a Hard Drive
 on 5/27/2017, 3:45 am

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Seth Rich Carrying a Hard Drive



Saturday night he was down town
Waiting for the F.B.I.
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Election fraud piling high
DNC Debbie Shultz Wasserman
Donna Brazil was all doing wrong
He was 'bout to call up the D.A. man
When he heard this familiar song.

A pair of forty fives hit him just from behind
Just then he started to die
He was Seth Rich carrying a hard drive
Two forty fives
DNC called

With just two shots he was a bad mess
Cause Seth Rich's hard drive had it all.

Saw him get put on the table
And doctors saw the lines go flat
When Doctor said "Don't look like your stable
Boy"
Well
I'm telling you they know what they've got
When suddenly they hear a siren
And ambulances startin to run
And loading bodies onto tables
Cause somebody was shooting a gun.

Well the blood was pouring from his head wounds
He was heading for the light
And those left are scared
And they wanna be spared
No info won't be givin'
And they want to go on livin'
Not like Seth Rich carrying a hard drive
Two forty fives
DNC called

With just two shots he was a bad mess
Cause Seth Rich's hard drive said it all.

Said it all
Said it all
Said it all

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 Herr Obama goes Berlin, sermonizes - Source SourceHerr Obama goes Berlin, sermonizes
 on 5/26/2017, 3:59 pm

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Herr Obama goes Berlin, sermonizes

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Messiah 2.0, rehashed :

In this new world that we live in we can’t isolate ourselves, we can’t hide behind a wall.



Long in platitude, short on irony.

Brandenburg Gate, The One pontificating behind a most equal security barricade
while participants of the powwow try to catch a visual souvenir as a memento :
~

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Inner perimeter, police on guard, protecting the barricade protecting Messiah 2.0 :


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Outer perimeter, concrete barriers
to protect the police protecting the barricade protecting The One Who Can’t Hide Behind A Wall :


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(via The American Mirror)


Verflucht! - whines Messiah 2.0 (who speaks a lil' bit Austrian) inwardly, on his way back to Butthurt Bunker of Kalorama - zhat TRUMP gets all zhe achtung, all zhe admiration, all zhe crowd, and vhat about me me me me me?




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 Rajasthan Land Records - Source SourceRajasthan Land Records
 on 5/26/2017, 4:49 am

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Rajasthan Land Records

They are updating Rajasthan Land Records day by day.

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 Dont Wanna Hold Your Hand - Source SourceDont Wanna Hold Your Hand
 on 5/26/2017, 2:29 am

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Dont Wanna Hold Your Hand


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“Don’t Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Oh yeah, I'll show you something
The press will understand
When you reach for something
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand

Oh please, don’t take me
To some foreign land
And please, stay away from me
Don’t try to grab my hand
You want me to hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel nasty
Inside
It's such a feeling my body language
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Oh yeah, I'll show you something
The press will understand
When you reach for something
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel nasty
Inside
It's such a feeling my body language
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Oh yeah, I'll show you something
The press will understand
When you reach for something
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand
Don’t wanna hold your hand

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 World Tour: G-d cancels Trump-Pope Meetingl Obama Volunteers - Source SourceWorld Tour: G-d cancels Trump-Pope Meetingl Obama Volunteers
 on 5/25/2017, 2:46 pm

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World Tour: G-d cancels Trump-Pope Meetingl Obama Volunteers


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ROME: With G-d having had made no definite commitment to attend the conclave with the Pope and Donald Trump, Barack Obama rose to stand in for The Creator.

With a wide, engaging grin and in his deep, resonant voice, Barry said: "With pleasure!" The White House press corps erupted, cheering him on with placards showing an image of Donald Trump on which was written "NOT MY PRESIDENT!"

Barry brought his own teleprompter that, for the first time, showed how it was able to float from one place to another, even over water. It had a halo, seen for the first time.

When Barry entered the room, the White House press fell to their knees on the prayer rug each reporter brought to the service.

"I'm leaving for Rome right after this meaningful conference folks, to stand in for The Creator who either retired, or had another function to attend. He is not privy to my appointments calendar or my plans."

Barry added "I think it is the Annual White House Correspondents Dinner Mr. Trump refused to attend," said the former president who insisted that "mister" is the correct appellation for the Republican who sits in the Oval Office. President Obama, still the real president as everyone knows, rose to wild yelps, clapping and cheers from the White House Press Corps led by CNN and MSNBC, as they raised the signs again: "He's not my president!"

And then the Kenyan national put on a sweat shirt that displayed "RESIST!" with a raised fist and ran off the podium with his golf clubs and nickel bag to the green copter awaiting to fly him to the airport. This is the same copter and same White House President Soetoro lent ...

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 We All Need Re-Education - Source SourceWe All Need Re-Education
 on 5/25/2017, 8:02 am

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We All Need Re-Education



We all need re-education
We all need more thought control
Rewrite history in the classroom
Teachers make those kids all clones
Hey teacher make those kids all clones
All in all it's just another statue that falls
All in all it's just another statue that falls

We all need re-education
We all need more thought control
Approved teaching in the classroom
Teachers make those kids all clones
Hey teacher make those kids all clones
All in all it's just another statue that falls
All in all it's just another statue that falls

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 The Night They Dragged Old Dixie Down - Source SourceThe Night They Dragged Old Dixie Down
 on 5/24/2017, 11:23 pm

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The Night They Dragged Old Dixie Down



Mitch Landrieu is the name and I served on Obozo train
Til Trumpie's cavalry came and tore up our tracks again
In the winter of shuck and jive we were angry just barely alive
By May 19th Robert had fell it's a time we'll remember oh so well

The night they dragged old Dixie down and the drills were ringing
The night they dragged old Dixie down and the anchors were singing
They went na na na na na na....na na na na na na na na na

Back with the wife in Tennessee when one day she called to me
Mitchie quick come see ...there goes the Robert E Lee !!
Now I don't mind no old hood and I don't care if your money's no good
Just take what you need and you leave the rest
But they should never have taken the very best

The night they dragged old Dixie down and the drills were ringing
The night they dragged old Dixie down and all the anchors were singing
They went na na na na na na....na na na na na na na na na

Like my father before me I stand by my land
And like my brothers before me who took a rebel stand
It was May eighteen proud and brave but a mayor laid him in his grave
I swear by the ground below my feet
That you can't raise the Dems back up when they're in defeat

The night they dragged old Dixie down and the drills were ringing
The night they dragged old Dixie down and all the anchors were singing
They went na na na na na na....na na na na na na na na na

The night they pulled old Dixie down ...

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 Manchester scientist to clone 'British Man' from 9th century - Source SourceManchester scientist to clone 'British Man' from 9th century
 on 5/24/2017, 8:51 pm

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Manchester scientist to clone 'British Man' from 9th century



A recently found 1,200-year-old fossil is giving anthropologists new insights into a warrior-like, bipedal masculine human specimen they have identified as Testiculus Englishmanus, a mysterious ancestor of modern-day British men.

The fossilized remains were discovered in Wessex, at the supposed site of the historic Battle of Edington (present-day Wiltshire), where in May, 878 AD, patriotic Anglo-Saxons defeated "The Heathen Army" of the Viking invaders, leading to the eventual liberation and unification of England.

The 6 foot-long fossil reveals that the extinct early man of England possessed two large working testicles (a left one and a right one), which shatters all modern theories about the origins of today's residents of the British Isles.

Attached to the testicles were two fully developed legs and a solid, erect spine that allowed him to stand tall. As if that weren't enough, Testiculus Englishmanus had a pair of strong arms with powerful hands, making them ideal to form fists or use weapons.

"I was totally shocked to see the testicles," said the study's lead researcher, Peter Sanstestes. "For a week on end, I actually went back to the specimen every day just to look at them again, to make sure that I wasn't seeing things."

The well-preserved remains give researchers an unfettered view of the creature, whose anatomy has stumped anthropologists for decades. "It is so odd-looking that some people thought the fossilized body parts belonged to several different people instead of just one," Sanstestes said. "Fortunately, we now have the fossils, and they almost speak for themselves."

"Look at those fists," said Emmeline Pankhurst, a research fellow in paleobiology at the University of Manchester in the United Kingdom. "You can easily imagine them thwarting off attackers of British girls. If we could clone such ...

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