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 The People's Mathematics - The most Equal of all Subjects! - Source SourceThe People's Mathematics - The most Equal of all Subjects!
 on 11/21/2017, 10:17 pm

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The People's Mathematics - The most Equal of all Subjects!



The white nationalists, meddlers into 2016 US Presidential Campaign and KKK members of ancient secret Greek society (including Euclid, and Pythagoras) invented the most unjust, discriminatory subject of all the times – mathematics - to perpetuate discrimination among races across spacetime.

Dr. R. Gutierez recently uncovered the ancient plot that mathematics was designed as an inherently racist subject. These findings were unambiguously confirmed by Mueller’s investigation into Russian meddling.

The latest evidence suggests that mathematics maintains hegemonic white supremacy, and oppression over disadvantaged people as it is by definition unjust and grounded in discrimination and inequalities. This generated and continues to perpetuate a profoundly unfair and rigged education system for the privileged ones.

The old math must be banned for the new one to be created. Numbers of the world UNITE in the war against the tyranny of inequality!

From now on the difference and the sum between any two different numbers is the same, equal constant - The People’s Konstant!

The People’s Konstant is equal to 1000 kcal and is non-discriminatory, equally applicable maximum amount of calories allowed per person per day according to The People’s Bill of Rights.

All numbers must be treated equally irrespective of their age, gender, sexualo-political affiliation, or bathroom preferences. Ban the “<” and “>” signs, and replace them with “=” sign!

We also approve a new, non-discriminatory, perfectly equal and fair People's Geometry with the following People’s Theorem: in a right triangle the square of the hypotenuse (c) is equal to the square of any other sides (adjacent (a) or opposite (b)). In algebraic notation: c^2=a^2=b^2.

The new, progressive mathematics will erase any differences in test scores as students will only have to learn The People’s Konstant and report it ...

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 Directive 10-289 Coming Soon - Source SourceDirective 10-289 Coming Soon
 on 11/21/2017, 10:09 pm

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Directive 10-289 Coming Soon

Most Equal Komrades,

So much progress lately!

Solution to the problem of so many empty stores in NY!


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The key element in the story is when the writer starts suggesting solutions for the problem of empty store fronts and the greedy landlords.

"Another idea that merits consideration — and is likely to need Albany’s approval — is some sort of a “vacancy tax” on those landlords who leave storefronts unoccupied for years..."

Followed quickly by:

"Details would, of course, have to be worked out, including how steep a tax after how long a period of vacancy."

We all know these "details" would be made as painful as possible to punish the greedy landlords for their evil profiteering ways.

Onward to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday!

Red Salmon

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 Glorious People's TSA makes us all safer - Source SourceGlorious People's TSA makes us all safer
 on 11/21/2017, 9:37 pm

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Glorious People's TSA makes us all safer



Gun in your bag? TSA stops record number of firearms at airport security

As a former evil minion of the Glorious People's Airport Security Apparatus, I am truly excited by these numbers. It is heartwarming that the esteemed CBS propaganda organization reports these record numbers while letting the prog viewer maintain their assumptions.

The first and biggest assumption is that TSA finds every firearm that goes through the checkpoint. Ha Ha. Silly prog.

Many times while I was wearing my awesome TSA "Shoot Me First" Raid Jacket in the terminal someone would come up to me and ask for my help. Invariably it would be a woman who would then open her purse and show me some type of pistol the screening personnel had failed to detect. Punishment would have been sure and swift for me had I ever brought this situation to the attention of TSA management. Screening was/is infallible. So I would find a sympathetic local Police Officer who would take possession of the firearm and they would hold it for the passenger in the armory until the passenger returned.

This was a common occurrence. Maybe the screeners are just finding more of the guns that pass through the checkpoint? Who knows how many passengers just continued on their flight once noticing they still had a gun in their bag?

The second assumption is that TSA is actually talking about working, viable, firearms in the classic since. Again, Ha Ha. TSA includes toys, belt buckles that might resemble guns, and (my favorite) stun guns. Note, stung guns are not firearms and don't "shoot" anything. They only have "gun" in the name and thus are "scary". The number of actual firearms discovered at the checkpoint is a closely guarded secret and ...

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Post by Red Salmon
 Democrat Bologna - Source SourceDemocrat Bologna
 on 11/21/2017, 11:51 am

People's Karaoke

Democrat Bologna


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Dems Bologna has the worst taste
It’s really quite sub-par
Dems Bologna has a claim to fame
It’s made with things bizarre
Oh they love to shove it all our way
And if your smart you’ll walk away —
‘Cause Democrat Libs ham is fake
Which really should be thrown away
How’s that!



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Post by Googie
 Planned Parenthood mourns death of abortion icon - Source SourcePlanned Parenthood mourns death of abortion icon
 on 11/20/2017, 11:33 pm

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Planned Parenthood mourns death of abortion icon


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Planned Parenthood issued a statement this afternoon regarding the tragic loss of late term abortion icon Charles Milles Manson.

In a prepared statement, Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards said...

"It is with great sadness that we join progressives around the world to mourn the passing of one of mankind's great visionary leaders , Mr. Charles M. Manson. "Charlie" was decades ahead of his time in regards to empowering young women within his family, giving them great responsibilities to carry out their progressive utopian dreams and exercising their late term abortion philosophy and practice.

Charlie's progressiveness made him a target of right-wing extremism. Charlie served out the last four decades of his life a political prisoner for ordering a procedure that today we at Planned Parenthood proudly perform daily. His social justice campaign against rich wealthy white "PIGS" is an inspiration to us all.


President Richards said a college endowment will be made in Charlie's name and that The Charlie Manson Male Feminist Award will be given out annually to remember Charlie's empowerment of young women, social justice and late term abortion.




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Post by El Presidente
 Are You Ready? - Source SourceAre You Ready?
 on 11/20/2017, 5:31 pm

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Are You Ready?

Wha'da'ya'think?



Yours Truly,

Captain Craptek
(Haberdasher in training)

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Post by Captain Craptek
 Hillary to leave Earth to be president on another planet - Source SourceHillary to leave Earth to be president on another planet
 on 11/20/2017, 12:15 pm

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Hillary to leave Earth to be president on another planet


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Bitter Hillary fantasizes about leaving Earth to be president on another planet

Should Hillary choose a planet in our own solar system?

The failed glorious Democratic candidate recently talked with Now This, a liberal non-biased online news outlet, where she pined for a presidency.

Maybe she should choose a satellite of a planet?


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While discussing a variety of topics, Clinton envisioned leaving Earth and venturing Earth 2, where that planet faces the same issues as the actual Earth.

How about a Trans-Neptunian object?


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Post by Antonio Salazarinski
 Kangaroo Court For Judge Moore - Source SourceKangaroo Court For Judge Moore
 on 11/17/2017, 11:54 am

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Kangaroo Court For Judge Moore


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Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Kangaroo! Oh my. Where is the proof?
McConnell’s got Moore pegged a sleaze
He’s try’n to squeeze
Stop playing games!

We all know what this is – it’s a plot – no good
A Senate Coup – deadwood!
We all know what we’re through – Senate Voo-Doo hell
McConnell – you smell

McConnell’s basing this on hearsay***
Republicans decree
McConnell’s basing this on hear-r-r-r-say
Republicans decree
I said – truth’s key-y-y-y — see

Now Roy Moore’s a guy —
To be someone crucified —
But you got to understand – he WORships The Man
Who can WAKE this Land – PDQ

We all know what this is – it’s a plot – no good
A Senate Coup – deadwood
We all know what we’re through – Senate Voo-Doo hell
McConnell – you smell

McConnell’s basing this on hearsay
Republicans decree
McConnell’s basing this on hear-r-r-r-say
Republicans decree
I said – proof’s better – truth’s key-y-y-y
Yeah-ah, yeah, yeah

Mitch basing this on hearsay
Yes, Re-pub-li — cans decree
Mitch basing this on hearsay
This is just hearsay
This is just hearsay
This is just hearsay

— Hearsay!
Republicans decree
Mitch basing this on hear-r-r-r-say
Republicans decree
McConnell’s basing this on hear-r-r-r-say
Yeah-h-h-h

He’s basing this on hearsay
He’s basing this on hearsay
He’s basing this on hearsay
He’s basing this on hearsay
Republicans de-e-e-e – cree
Yeah, yeah
Bring him down

Hearsay!
Basing this on hearsay
Mitch is just basing
Trying to squeeze
Yeah, he’s just basing
Basing this on hearsay
Mitch is just basing

*** Hearsay from 30 freaking years ago!



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Post by Googie
 Moonbat Hotel - Source SourceMoonbat Hotel
 on 11/17/2017, 9:26 am

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Moonbat Hotel



Well, since Trump's election,
They found a new place called hell.
It's down at the end of Crazy street
at Moonbat Hotel.

Moonbat's so crazy baby,
Moonbat's is so crazy,
Moonbat's so crazy, they yell at sky.

And although it's always crowded,
The place is full of loons.
Where crazy liberals
Do cry and forecast doom.

Moonbat's so crazy baby,
Moonbat's is so crazy,
Moonbat's so crazy, they yell at sky.

Well, Hillary keeps on tourin',
And Joe Biden's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on Crazy street
They ain't never gonna get back.

Moonbat's so crazy baby,
Moonbat's is so crazy,
Moonbat's so crazy, they yell at sky.

Hey , Since your Hillary lost,
And you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down Crazy street
to Moonbat Hotel.

Moonbat's so crazy baby,
Moonbat's is so crazy,
Moonbat's so crazy, they yell at sky.

And although it's always crowded,
The place is full of loons.
Where crazy liberals
Do cry and forecast doom.

Moonbat's so crazy baby,
Moonbat's is so crazy,
Moonbat's so crazy, they yell at sky.

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Al Franken Didn't do Nothing! - Source SourceAl Franken Didn't do Nothing!
 on 11/16/2017, 8:40 pm

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Al Franken Didn't do Nothing!



Comrades,

I have in my possession the true, 100% legit, undoctored photograph of Al Franken that has recently been circulating thanks to one of my "contacts" behind a certain Minneapolis Denny's, a fact which is unimportant and you shouldn't explore any further. It clearly shows that all allegations of groping are true, but the target of the groping is no journalist.

As you may remember, the 2008 senate election which Franken won was quite the nailbiter, and if it weren't for ballots like these and a loyal legion of felons previously detained voters, we may never have had this man's words of wisdom grace the senate floor.

Hopefully now we can get back to presenting reliable and trustworthy sources in the face of sexual assault allegations.

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