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 Omarosa - Source SourceOmarosa
 on 8/15/2018, 9:00 am

People's Karaoke

Omarosa



Ooh you little stupid one, stupid one.
When you gonna show your mind, Omarosa?
Ooh you've got a motor mouth, a motor mouth.
Said you taped from inside Omarosa
Will it ever stop, ever stop.
Such an empty mind. Always show it's out of touch
of a dumber mind. My my my i yi woo.
Bubu bye Omarosa

Come a little dumber huh, ah will ah doh.
Close enough to see your lies, Omarosa.
It's not a mystery seems to me
Running down the breadth of lies, Omarosa
Will it ever stop, ever stop. Such a stupid mind.
Always show it's out of touch
of a dumber mind. My my my i yi woo.
Bubu bye Omarosa
Bubu bye Omarosa

When you gonna see gonna see, your insanity.
It's just a matter of time Omarosa
Is it just density, density?
Or are you just lame in mind, Omarosa?
Will it ever stop, ever stop.
Such a stupid mind. Always show it's out of touch
of a dumber mind. My my my i yi woo.

Bubu bye Omarosa
Bubu bye Omarosa
Bubu bye Omarosa
Bubu bye Omarosa

Ohhhhh Omarosa
Ohhhhh Omarosa
Ohhhhh Omarosa

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 BREAKING! President Caught On Tape Saying "N-word". - Source SourceBREAKING! President Caught On Tape Saying "N-word".
 on 8/14/2018, 6:58 pm

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BREAKING! President Caught On Tape Saying "N-word".

This is it. The tape that the mainstream media has been claiming exists but has not been able to produce.


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Now you can hear for yourselves, how a divisive and racist President uses the N-word so callously and cavalierly.

We await the outrage from the world media.

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming this Fall! - Source SourceRuth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming this Fall!
 on 8/14/2018, 10:53 am

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure Coming this Fall!

With Neil Gorsuch already on the bench and Kavanaugh soon to join him no matter how many hate mobs invade Washington, liberals are putting all of their hope on the frail back of 85-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg.


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The feisty feminist octogenarian recently expressed her desire to remain on the bench for at least five years and possibly even a decade but at 85, any day could be her last.


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But at least she now has her very own action figure!

From The Hill, “Company to ship Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figures in October:”

A company that created a successful Kickstarter campaign to make a Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure says it is planning to ship the products in October.

Fctry, a product incubator based in Brooklyn, N.Y., initially hoped to raise $15,000 to create the “Notorious RBG” superhero but instead raised over $613,700 on its Kickstarter crowdfunding page.

Zoe Cronin, the company’s marketing coordinator, said it was “shocking” that the funding campaign reached the initial goal in less than an hour.

“The $15,000 is really the base level of what we need to begin production,” Cronin told AM New York. “We actually hit that in under an hour of starting the project, which was kind of shocking.”

Cronin also said that the company has already given Ginsburg one of the action figures.

“She said she would put it on her mantelpiece, so we’re really excited about that,” Cronin said.


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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure - Kickstarter site



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Post by Antonio Salazarinski
 We're Alt-Right Now - Source SourceWe're Alt-Right Now
 on 8/13/2018, 8:35 am

People's Karaoke

We're Alt-Right Now



We've heard it all before as your butt's are out the door
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We crashed D.C. town and Hillary's going down

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

Don't watch CNN anymore and not taking crap like before
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're an America first band and we own the heart land

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

We've got Trump in your brain yeah yeah yeah
We got Pence kicking ass yeah yeah yeah
Media doing flips yeah yeah yeah
Trump tweeting all night long yeah yeah yeah

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

Well they're all antifa and they're getting hit by our cars
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
The left has lost its mind because we're winning all the time

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, yes we are
We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now, We're Alt-Right now,
We're Alt-Right.

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Another FISA Warrant - Source SourceAnother FISA Warrant
 on 8/12/2018, 12:05 am

People's Karaoke

Another FISA Warrant



Another FISA warrant that ain't caught got nobody
We paid some money to catch Carter Page
How we wish we had found some collusion
We tried unlawful ways

We started lookin' months ago
And we're searchin' for some Russians
If we could find em we could catch em, but as yet we cannot find them
That's what our mental state has been

Another FISA warrant that ain't caught got nobody
We paid some money to catch Carter Page
How we wish we had found some collusion
We tried unlawful ways

Another lawyer told us
He knew a lawyer who would just lie
Instead of being our deliverance, His name bears resemblance
To a guy named Rosenstein

Another FISA warrant that ain't caught got nobody
We paid some money to catch Carter Page
How we wish we had found some collusion
We tried unlawful ways

It's hard on a lib'ral
Know his butt from a hole in ground
If he can't find him some donors to help him get some money
It's really gonna blow this time

Oh, no, Another FISA warrant that ain't caught got nobody
We paid some money to catch Carter Page
How we wish we had found some collusion
We tried unlawful ways

Another FISA warrant that ain't caught got nobody
We paid some money to catch Carter Page
How we wish we had found some collusion
We tried unlawful ways

We tried unlawful ways (We tried unlawful ways )
We tried unlawful ways , oooh, We tried unlawful ways
(We tried unlawful ways )

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 We have seen the Solar Probe future, and it doesn't work - Source SourceWe have seen the Solar Probe future, and it doesn't work
 on 8/11/2018, 9:58 am

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We have seen the Solar Probe future, and it doesn't work

Transatlantic Komrades across Großer Teich, ze Big Pond - have you witnessed that? In the wee hours, as we crawled out of the cots and grabbed our shovels, leaving the barracks in orderly columns, all in lockstep and belting out revolutionary songs, in order to fight for progress in our beloved beet fields, the military(-&-space!)-industrial complex was about to bombard the very center of our Solar System with an outstandingly loony vehicle. They call it the "Palmer Solar Probe".



NYT reports that POTUS (who just so happened to stuff 700 billions and billions into space/military pockets, according to Comrade Ocasio-Sagan) requested that a beautiful, it will be beautiful, you will see, a really really beautiful ensign be put on that flying apparatus so as to dignifiedly represent America which is great and must always be first


Well, "Solar Probe" - and already today's "start"... poof!
Just as a side note: Had they put Comrade Mueller in charge of that scientific probing into solar affairs, such a slip-up for sure wouldn't have happened.

That "start" ceremony, it was in the middle of the night (by your, over ze Big Pond, TRUMP-Time). But vee Yuropeans, on Dar-al-Brusseliyah-Summer-Time, vee already haf six hours early morning shoveling done, and so vee haf breakfast, half hour, watery soup, and so vee eat eat eat and vee vatch our Kollektive Zentral Kukuruznik Tube. And ze Tube say: NASA - Solar Probe Launch, and show it:



So vee vatch.
But what a depressing orgy of white heteropatriarchal phallogocentric supremacy it was! The usual trick: moderators either f-gendered or/and progressively skin-colored. But the Solar Probers they interviewed? Uniformly white, male, mostly fat - pure kolonializm! And not a single Musulman!

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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 The Minority-Written Guide to Understanding the Race Game - Source SourceThe Minority-Written Guide to Understanding the Race Game
 on 8/10/2018, 12:50 pm

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The Minority-Written Guide to Understanding the Race Game



Welcome all Cubists, to The People's Cube's brand-new official, State-approved guide to understanding race politics, written by a party-certified minority, yours truly, The People's Anthony Sullivan!!

Komrades, the game of race politics is indisputably dominating our daily lives in society today, it is now a fact of life.



So how, then, do you successfully survive it? How do you play it to the fullest advantage? That is what this guide is all about. If you really want to be politically korrekt, then you will be feeling my language (or not, and look like an anti-minority White supremacist, see what I did there?). So listen closely, and pay close attention to the following written by yours truly the State-approved minority political korrektness doctor.

1. Your morality is determined by race, and there is no other way.

This means that any minority means you are automatically good. If you are White, then you are bad, because you are White.

2. Hide your race/ethnicity, then reveal it later on (might not work for White people)

Speak your mind using a name that doesn't imply race of any kind. Then when the politically korrekt blow up at you, reveal your race, and give them a seizure (and if they call you a "fake ", you can truthfully call them out as racist).

3. Alternative to 2: be the virtue signaller champion of the poor minorities who are always oppressed by the White people

Know that it's always them White people causing problems in society. If you are White, fear not, for you can still be korrekt by showing just how much you care for minorities like yours truly. Unnecessarily virtue signal Champion us minority's unquestioned and undisputed imaginary systematic oppression by the ...

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Post by The People's Anthony Sullivan
 We Must Ban These Lethal Rubber Band Guns - Source SourceWe Must Ban These Lethal Rubber Band Guns
 on 8/10/2018, 8:14 am

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We Must Ban These Lethal Rubber Band Guns

The Palm Beach Post is trying to raise the alarm over 3D-printed guns but instead pushed the “lethality” of rubber band guns.

Notice anything weird about that “lethal” 3D gun? It appears to be a rubber band gun, that’s because it is. In fact, the caption for the picture even points out: “Alex Lorenzo, a 3D-designer who operates Da Vinci’s 3D Lounge in Lake Park, fires his 3D-printed rubber band gun.”


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That’s an idea that gives U.S. Rep. Ted Deutch, D-Boca Raton, chills. Deutch has introduced legislation that would ban 3D guns, also known as “ghost guns” because they are untraceable, unregistered and, most worrisome, undetectable.

With one printer, a terrorist or criminal organization could amass weapons from the comfort of their home, Lorenzo said.

“Over the weekend, you could have an arsenal, absolutely,” said Lorenzo.

An Arsenal of Rubber Band Guns?

Semi-Auto Rubber Band Gun

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The Terminator Rubber Band Gun

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Rubber Band Guns are even sold on Amazon and eBay!

And what about those lethal Spit-Ball Guns?


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Post by Antonio Salazarinski
 Mueller visited Ukraine in 2013 to investigate Trump - Source SourceMueller visited Ukraine in 2013 to investigate Trump
 on 8/8/2018, 1:08 pm

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Mueller visited Ukraine in 2013 to investigate Trump


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The plot thickens. Apparently Robert Mueller was investigating Trump's collusion in Ukraine, hot on Manafort's trail, already in 2013.

In this video Mueller is seen shaking hands with Manafort's nefarious dictator client, Victor Yanukovich, who back then was either not a dictator, or he was a Party-approved dictator.

Who was on whose side then?

This increasingly looks like a suspense movie, with new pieces of information coming up about some seemingly insignificant event in the past, which turns out to be a determining factor in world history.

If you play this tape backwards while hitting your hard drive with a hammer, you can clearly hear "Trump, Trump, Trump."



This video was deliberately made in Ukrainian so that no one could understand it. The bad news is, there is a transcript in English. The good news is, it's classified and can be leaked on the need-to-know basis only, to the most trusted operatives at the NY Times, WaPo, BuzzFeed, HuffPost.

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Post by Red Square
 The Greatest Action Movie of All Time - Source SourceThe Greatest Action Movie of All Time
 on 8/8/2018, 6:35 am

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The Greatest Action Movie of All Time

This week, The Daily Caller posted an article listing their Top-10 Greatest Action Movies of All Time.

Among the titles they listed were Die Hard, The Terminator, and James Bond.

One person commented that his choice for the top movie was the Trump Presidency!

Andrew: "Best action movie for me??? WELL....THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE TRUMPS PRESIDENCY.....MAGA.....Action packed with twists and turns nobody sees coming....A Trump hero and his patriotic followers against a country full of illegal corrupt POS trying to destroy it from within....Full of WINNING......Yup.....That is my choice for best Action movie."

Well my selection is TRUMBO - FIRST BLOOD!

Best viewed Full Screen!



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Post by Antonio Salazarinski

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