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 THE ADVENTURES OF EBOLA BOY - Source SourceTHE ADVENTURES OF EBOLA BOY
 on 10/2/2014, 1:22 am

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THE ADVENTURES OF EBOLA BOY

THE ADVENTURES OF EBOLA BOY

Q: Why does Ebola Boy miss 60% of his presidential intelligence briefings?
A: Because Ebola Boy is only 60% as intelligent as any other president.


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 Dear Leader Fights West African Ebola in Red State Hospitals - Source SourceDear Leader Fights West African Ebola in Red State Hospitals
 on 10/1/2014, 7:37 pm

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Dear Leader Fights West African Ebola in Red State Hospitals



Dear Leader has announced a new plan to rescue West Africa from the Ebola virus. He will leave the borders open and add flights to Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea among other destinations to allow afflicted, poor Africans to get better treatment in American Red State medical facilities.

Afflicted Africans are encouraged to run to their nearest airport and book flights to any American red state where they will be promptly treated - by at least the second try - for the deadly Ebola Virus.

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 Some comrades ask, 'is the Enterovirus a polio in disguise?' - Source SourceSome comrades ask, 'is the Enterovirus a polio in disguise?'
 on 10/1/2014, 12:54 pm

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Some comrades ask, 'is the Enterovirus a polio in disguise?'


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Comrades!!

We have received reports that the Enterovirus have given people the stiffles, breathing problems, and sometimes paralysis. One child died after receiving such disease.

Dear Leader says it is not Polio so here goes the answer to your question, comrades. If you have such disease, the People's Hospital shall send you to the nearest People's Iron Lung.

No comrades, the illegal immigrants did not bring in the disease. It's Bush's, the Rethugicans', and the Teabaggers' fault. Dear Leader told me so.

Forwards!!!!

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Post by Hammer and Loupe
 Bring Over Ebola - Source SourceBring Over Ebola
 on 10/1/2014, 9:10 am

People's Karaoke

Bring Over Ebola




Gonna write a little letter gonna mail it to local CDC.
'bout a jumpin' little virus I hear has come here to stay
Bring over Ebola, gonna catch it right here today

My temperature's risin', thermometer blowin' fuse
Heart's beatin' arrhythmic, vomit and feeling like flu
Bring over Ebola, I've got diarrhea too

Well if you feel you got it, go get your doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over and spread it more now, go for doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over, Bring over Ebola, It's all over the news

Early in the mornin' we tried to shout a warnin',
Do see my hemorrhagic bruise?
Hey diddle diddle Obama plays the fiddle,
This ain't nothing like flu
Bring over Ebola , It's all over the news

It wiggles like a glow-worm, winds like a spinning top
It's got some crazy symptoms, you'll be really sick till you drop
Long as you got time, the bleeding will never stop

Well if you feel you like it, go get your doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over and puke on up now, go for doctor and seek cure for it
Bring it over, Bring over Ebola, dig arrhythmic blues

Bring over Ebola, Bring over Ebola
Bring over Ebola, Bring over Ebola
Bring over Ebola, dig arrhythmic blues

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Ebola - Source SourceEbola
 on 10/1/2014, 2:26 am

People's Karaoke

Ebola


We met him in a club down in old Chi Town
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola - c o l a cola
He walked up to us and he asked us to dance
I asked him his name and in a soothing voice he said Ebola
B O L A Ebola - la la la Ebola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when he squeezed the right he almost broke our spine
That Ebola - la la la Ebola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why they let this virus just walk in our land
That Ebola - la la la Ebola - la la la Ebola

Well they drank champagne and danced all night
Under Greek column candle light
He picked them up and sat them on his knee
And said dear folks won't you come home with me

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But they looked in his eyes and they all but fell for Ebola
La la la Ebola - la la la Ebola - Ebola - la la la Ebola - la la la Ebola

I pushed him away - I walked to the door
I fell to the floor - I got down on my knees
Then I looked at him and prayed for country
Well that's the way that he wants it to stay
And he always wants it to stay that way
That Ebola - la la la Ebola

Barry likes boys and Moose dress like girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world with Ebola - la la la Ebola
Well he left home just a week before
And he'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Ebola smiled and took them by the ...

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Post by Chalupa
 Lone wolves exasperated with media cliché - Source SourceLone wolves exasperated with media cliché
 on 9/30/2014, 10:31 pm

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Lone wolves exasperated with media cliché


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It is a progressive fact that any atrocity committed by a white American reveals the violent nature of America's racist conservative Christian culture, whereas any atrocity committed by an alleged Muslim from a minority community is always a one-off event, completely unrelated to his Islamic faith.

The media has, in the past, labeled such quasi-Muslim offenders as "lone wolves" who can't possibly represent their religious communities. But while trying to side-step offending one community, the media has inadvertently shunned another, previously little-known minority group of wolves who happen to be alone, and they have had enough.

A spokeswolf from the Council for Lupine-American Relations howled:

"We lone wolves do not like being associated with criminal acts. Can't the media use phrases like, 'by themselves,' 'solo,' or 'separate'? Why do they have to bring 'lone wolves' into it? Just because we don't prefer the company of other wolves, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.

Since the 1980s, we've been laughed at for getting hungry. Now we get scorned for being alone. There is nothing wrong with being a loner. How would you feel if every extroverted criminal was called a "social butterfly"? Doesn't feel good, does it, butterflies?

We condemn media bias against lone wolves, and demand that reporters cease and desist with any mentions of us. If the media can banish the word 'Redskins' from the lexicon, surely '
lone wolf' will also be done away with."


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Unable to remain silent, the lone wolves came out of hiding to seek legal representation. As a result, their legal defense team has dug deep into history of media bias and abuse, uncovering a number of similarly offended communities:


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Following is a list ...

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 Time To Change The White House Locks? - Source SourceTime To Change The White House Locks?
 on 9/30/2014, 9:45 pm

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Time To Change The White House Locks?


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March 26, 2013: Julia Pierson appointed director of Secret Service

“Julia is eminently qualified to lead the agency that not only safeguards Americans at major events and secures our financial system, but also protects our leaders and our first families, including my own,” Mr. Obama said.

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Post by Captain Craptek
 Fighting Ebola for Us All? - Source SourceFighting Ebola for Us All?
 on 9/30/2014, 8:22 pm

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Fighting Ebola for Us All?


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Comrades,

Craptek News Service has uncovered a sinister plot designed to cast doubt on Dear Leader’s Ebola containment plan! In case you haven’t heard, humanity stands teetering at the brink of a world catastrophe. We know this because The New York Times said so way back in August of this year.

So “what’s the sinister plot” you ask. Isn’t this just another crisis into which Dear Leader can pour his re-distributive efforts on behalf of humanity? Yes comrades, of course it is. But there are those who sense an ulterior motive lurking beneath the surface of this great humanitarian enterprise. Captain Craptek, your intrepid Real News Reporter, has uncovered a possible reason for their suspicion.

One of our long time operatives, a certain Dr. Thomas V. Inglesby, has appeared on C-SPAN, participating in a congressional seminar, and generally advocating for Dear Leader’s Ebola containment initiative in Africa. Dr. Inglesby, the Chief Executive Officer and Director at the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, Center for Health Security, is a well respected authority in the field of biosecurity. His center is funded by the university, the DOD, CDC, and DHS among others to the tune of $6 million annually.

So why shouldn’t the highly qualified Dr. Inglesby argue openly for Dear Leader’s full scale war on Ebola? Why shouldn’t he press for even larger “investments” in Africa’s frail and inadequate health care infrastructure? Hmmm?

Here’s why; What if someone discovered that Dr. Inglesby may have a stake in the sale of privacy curtains, lab coats, scrubs, blankets, sheets, and related items needed to outfit the thousands of hospital beds and dozens of mobile clinics Dear Leader has promised to Africa? What if the source of all these items was ...

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 Death To Islam - Source SourceDeath To Islam
 on 9/30/2014, 9:17 am

People's Karaoke

Death To Islam


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Men read to learn some bad wrongs
Men read a wicked style
And so they understood it
To murder for a while

And there they made this bad world
A danger to mankind

Comin’ with knives in their fingers
Endin’ our lives with their swords
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Dwelling their whole lives with Allah
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs

Muslims are flushed with hatred
Emboldened by their crowds
They are just Third World debtors
Come steal to please Allah

We pray that Right will flourish
But they just keep right on

Comin’ with knives in their fingers
Endin’ our lives with their swords
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Dwelling their whole lives with Allah
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs

The fangs of Islam cuts deep
Many are in despair
When will our nation wake up
And see the danger there?

Barack’s in charge–this stranger
Singing Islam’s song

Comin’ with knives in their fingers
Endin’ our lives with their swords
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs
Dwelling their whole lives with Allah
Killing our lifeblood with their wrongs


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 They Know We're Crazy - Source SourceThey Know We're Crazy
 on 9/29/2014, 9:53 pm

People's Karaoke

They Know We're Crazy


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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad dream
Bad, bad, bad, bad dream…

I’m snorin’ and right in the middle of a bad dream
Like all at once I wake up
From re’li-zin’ A-mer-i-ca’s caught on
The jigs up on our scam

I hold this blanket to my chest
An’ sit up in my bed
Screamin’ out the words we dread
They know we’re crazy!
(They know we’re crazy)

Then Ba-Rock — I woke up with my cold feet
He wasn’t prepared to deal with
But I say mis-er-y loves com-pan-y
No hiding to myself

An’ so I nagged about it
An’ didn’t I go and shout it
Nearly drove us from our room
They know we’re crazy!
(They know we’re crazy)

They know we’re crazy!
So what are we so afraid of
We’re afraid that we’ll lose our perks
Air Force One’s now for us jerks

They know we’re crazy!
Isn’t that what we’ve been hiding
Though we hate America
We want all the oo-la-la

***dream-land music***

Most know now we love Islam creeps
Most know now we’ll take Islam’s side
Appeasement of Islam jihad

Hey! They know we’re crazy!
So what are we so afraid of
We’re afraid that we’ll lose our perks
Air Force One’s now for us jerks

They know we’re crazy
Isn’t that what we’ve been hiding
Though we hate America
— Want all the oo-la-la

Believed us…
We really thought we had you snookered
We only live to make us happy
An’ if we say “Hey, all is ours”

It is
But you know better now
And word has got around we’re crazy
You found out that we’re off base
Loved to fool you to your face

Do you know we’re crazy?
They ...

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