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 Streets are Burning - Source SourceStreets are Burning
 on 11/25/2014, 10:44 pm

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Streets are Burning



Out where the jury spoke
The blood hoods run the city folk
Holder lies and Obama weasels
Make pres-i-dent-ial decrees

The time has come
To claim “unfair”
To not pay rent
Demand “fair share”

The time has come
That’s the fact Jack
It belongs to them
Let's take it back

How can they shoot when our hands are raising?
How can we sleep till the streets are burning?
How can they shoot when our hands are raising?
How can we sleep till the streets are burning?

The time has come
To claim “unfair”
To not pay rent
Demand “fair share”

Hood-Rats scare the cable crews
From CNN and to FOX News
The news reports lets us all see
Looting shoes and TVs

The time has come
To claim “unfair”
To not pay rent
Demand “fair share”

The time has come
That’s the fact Jack
It belongs to them
Let's take it back

How can they shoot when our hands are raising?
How can we sleep till the streets are burning?
How can they shoot when our hands are raising?
How can we sleep till the streets are burning?

The time has come
To claim “unfair”
To not pay rent
Demand fair share

The time has come
That’s the fact Jack
It belongs to them
Let's take it back

How can they shoot when our hands are raising?
How can we sleep till the streets are burning?

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 Progressive Dos and Don'ts Learned at Ferguson Re Ninja-Cop - Source SourceProgressive Dos and Don'ts Learned at Ferguson Re Ninja-Cop
 on 11/25/2014, 10:11 pm

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Progressive Dos and Don'ts Learned at Ferguson Re Ninja-Cop

If you're a "Gentle Giant" planning to go shoplifting, don't go alone; do take with you a pathological liar as a sidekick to be a witness on your behalf if needed.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" don't pay for merchandise in a store before heading for the door; If the owner protests, and if the owner is not also a "Gentle Giant," do knock him out of the away like a rag doll and then leave.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" don't walk on the sidewalk, which is obviously unsuitable for a "Gentle Giant", so do walk in the middle of the street.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" walking down the middle of the street carrying your stolen merchandise and a police officer who is much smaller than you rolls-down his cruiser's window and asks you to walk on the sidewalk, don't obey such obviously racist request and do tell him to "F--k off."

If you're a "Gentle Giant" and the officer starts to open his cruiser's door to get out, don't let him get out; instead, do slam the door and force the smaller officer back into the cruiser.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" don't walk away from the cruiser but do reach into the cruiser and strike the smaller officer with your fists.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" don't recognize that one of the reasons police carry weapons is to enable an officer to protect himself from being beaten sensless by an attacker who is larger and more powerful; do try to gain control of the officer's weapon.

If you're a "Gentle Giant" don't recognize that your reaching for the officer's weapon will cause him to think you want to use it against him; do continue struggling to seize ...

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Post by KOOK
 Landfill named after Dear Leader - Source SourceLandfill named after Dear Leader
 on 11/25/2014, 2:33 pm

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Landfill named after Dear Leader

Comrades! I think we must denounce the entire state of North Dakota. They elected enough reichwing RACISTS to seriously dishonor and offend Dear Leader. I am utterly appalled! Dear Leader should have his own mountain towering above the racist heads at Mount Rushmore in South Dakota yet NORTH Dakota names the 17th largest landfill in the entire collective of the USSA after him! How terrible. And worse yet is that two members of our party voted for it. They should be expelled from our party faster than Debbie Whatshername-Schultz should be banished to Siberia for allowing rethugs to take the Senate! And look at the last paragraph in the article. Can we say thought crime? Yes we can!




I'm normally opposed to this sort of thing. Until the president finishes his or her time in office, we don't know if they will do something that might make them undeserving of the honor of having something named after them. I think I would make an exception to my general view in the case of Obama. He very much deserves this "honor" from North Dakota. There is nothing he can do in his last two years and just shy of three months to ever take away this most distinguished "honor". And besides, he is a president of many firsts: First sitting president to use Twitter (wow, big deal) and first sitting president to have a landfill named after him! And yes, that latter thing is a Joe Biden type big deal!

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Post by Comrade Vlad Linen
 Season's Greetings from Ferguson, Missouri - Source SourceSeason's Greetings from Ferguson, Missouri
 on 11/25/2014, 11:01 am

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Season's Greetings from Ferguson, Missouri

Peace on earth, Comrades!



Photo Credit: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images


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Post by Olga Photoshopova
 Obama's Signing Actions on Immigration - Source SourceObama's Signing Actions on Immigration
 on 11/24/2014, 10:38 pm

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Obama's Signing Actions on Immigration

Here are the links to the White House website list of Obama's signing actions on Immigration since announcing his new administrative policies on Thursday, Nov. 20, 2014. I will do everything I can to update this list in timely fashion so we can be as informed as possible.

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Below, the two actions Obama signed on the plane. You may have heard of these. If you read them you'll see they aren't titled Executive Order but are instead titled memorandum. At the conclusion of the memos they order or direct action to be taken just as in executive orders. So far, none of the actions actually order the actual promises made.

November 21, 2014
Presidential Memorandum -- http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/11/21/presidential-memorandum-creating-welcoming-communities-and-fully-integra
Posted in Presidential Memoranda

November 21, 2014
Presidential Memorandum -- http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/11/21/presidential-memorandum-modernizing-and-streamlining-us-immigrant-visa-s
Posted in Presidential Memoranda

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Post by Margaret
 The White House Weekly Address Dec. 19, 2009 - Source SourceThe White House Weekly Address Dec. 19, 2009
 on 11/24/2014, 5:40 pm

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The White House Weekly Address Dec. 19, 2009

Remember when life was young and Obama's handlers didn't paint his hair gray?

It was almost the night before Obamacare and Obama was playing Santa Claus. A blast from the past:



How many Current Truths can you find?

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Post by Margaret
 Eisenhower, Zhukov: unconditional surrender off the table - Source SourceEisenhower, Zhukov: unconditional surrender off the table
 on 11/24/2014, 5:10 pm

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Eisenhower, Zhukov: unconditional surrender off the table



24 November 1944 -- Emerging from a joint strategy meeting, Generals Eisenhower and Zhukov addressed a press meeting and outlined their plans for bringing about a peaceful resolution to what had snowballed into a massive world war.

“My Russian counterpart and I realize the meaning of our spectacular victories at Stalingrad and Normandy," said Eisenhower. "It is that the message of the Allies must be one of willingness to reach out to Adolf Hitler and find a mutually agreeable solution to the war, and that can’t be done with all this partisan bickering about ‘unconditional surrender’,” emphasized the general gesturing with air quotes.

“Let me be clear,” demanded General Zhukov, “all talk of Axis surrender is off table! Maybe now we all get along,” said the Soviet general flashing his trademark toothy grin.

When asked what brought about such a change from the policy agreed upon by the Big Three at Casablanca, Eisenhower was quick to point out the disaster of Operation: Market-Garden. “We sent in one British and two American airborne divisions in an ill-advised plan based on an extremist ideology of victory. The result was a conclusive refutation of unconditional surrender, and we learned our lesson, didn’t we Georgi?”

“Da! We learn bigtime. Well, you did, comrade.” nodded Zhukov solemnly.

A CBS reporter queried, “What about extremist elements in your party like General Patton who said, and I quote, “We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just ...

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 Ferguson - Today's the Day, Comrades! - Source SourceFerguson - Today's the Day, Comrades!
 on 11/24/2014, 3:52 pm

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Ferguson - Today's the Day, Comrades!


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Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪

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Post by R.O.C.K. in the USSA
 Ferguson Say Your Prayers - Source SourceFerguson Say Your Prayers
 on 11/24/2014, 10:32 am

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Ferguson Say Your Prayers


Ferguson match 37.jpg



O—-bama
Lit a fire
In Ferguson
Anarchy
Agitators
Free-for-all scrum
Barack’s
Henchmen

Ferguson
Say your prayers
Ferguson
Right now

Chaos!
Pressure!
On the!
People!
Now!

Ferguson
In his sites
Racial strife

Orchestrated…

Obama
Lit a fire
Ferguson
Right Now

Ferguson
In his sites
Radical!
Racist!

Coming to spread hate!
Watch out!


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Post by Googie
 Dear Leader's Official Psychological Profile - Source SourceDear Leader's Official Psychological Profile
 on 11/24/2014, 3:27 am

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Dear Leader's Official Psychological Profile



Comrades,

Did you know that Dear Leader’s psychological profile was developed and recorded in the files of the United States Office of Strategic Services? It’s true! I discovered it accidentally when my Macallan 57 Year Old Scotch beet juice spilled on the keyboard. It’s a good thing this document will be tucked away safely in a government vault. Now future workers can read all about the glorious and amazing mind of The One who delivered them into Next Tuesday!™ Anyway, here it is:

"His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it."


Wait a second......I,...uhhhhh.... Comrades, disregard this post. This isn’t the profile of Dear Leader after all. Sorry about that...

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