SubscribeLoginRegisterShop at The People's CubePolitical PicturesRSSTwitterFacebookYouTubeOnStarBest Obama FactsObama MedalOrder of HillaryGulagCommunists for KerryChe Guevara Mart
political humor satire
funny shadow

News News of The People's Cube

Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.

The People's Cube - News - Digest - Source Source » The People's Cube - News - Digest

 Beto Shuffle - Source SourceBeto Shuffle
 on 10/21/2018, 7:10 pm

People's Karaoke

Beto Shuffle




Beto left the scene that day he had the wreck
But Dad got it dismissed
And he ain't lookin' back

At El Paso school, breaking in to steal he met some cops
Just long enough for Dad to dismiss all the slop

Next stop LA, Beto goes to money town, got a roll
He said Cruz's job ought to be his
This first shot 'fore we hit it
Go for the load

Beto
Whoah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Whoah oh oh oh oh oh
He said this one job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore the next step
Shooting for the load

Beto will be runnin', havin' great big funnin' even without the votes
Sayin' we're going for the white house and we're going for broke

He'll be wipin' off the state lines, He's erasin' the border lines, not gonna choke
Sayin' one more hit ought to do it
This guy ain't nothin' to him
Shooting for the long goal

Beto
Whoah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Whoah oh oh oh oh no
One more job ought to get it
This first shot 'he's missing it
Go for the load

Beto
Woah oh oh no
He's got the money, he's a great show
Beto's still just a Gringo, Beto
Woah oh oh oh oh no
This first shot 'he's missing it

read more ...


Statistics : 1 Post || 313 Views
Post by Groucho Marxist
 Yuri Bezmenov: Psychological Warfare, Subversion, & Control - Source SourceYuri Bezmenov: Psychological Warfare, Subversion, & Control
 on 10/21/2018, 3:48 pm

Wild Party-Approved Videos

Yuri Bezmenov: Psychological Warfare, Subversion, & Control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gnpCqsXE8g&lc=z13ieztp4t3qs1ilc223f3ritkbscb35004.1540118585036232

Prog Off: This a video that explains the Subversion of Western and other (China, Cuba, ect.) societies.

read more ...


Statistics : 1 Post || 255 Views
Post by Comrade Oogie Boogie
 Blue Wave Coming For Mid-Term Election Day - Source SourceBlue Wave Coming For Mid-Term Election Day
 on 10/20/2018, 12:28 am

People's Blog



Blue Wave Coming For Mid-Term Election Day


blue-wave2.jpg





What a coincidence, a huge blue wave - waving blue Honduran flags - is scheduled to arrive in the USA just in time for the mid-term elections!

Camera crews from CNN and all major networks just happened to be there to capture it all on film.

Women and children were being handed money so that they could continue...

Of course, there is nothing suspicious about this. Just like when Jews fled Hitler's Nazi persecution, they too would rally behind a Nazi flag - the flag of the nation they were fleeing...

read more ...


Statistics : 2 Post || 1102 Views
Post by Evil Smiley
 Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky announce their marriage - Source SourceComrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky announce their marriage
 on 10/19/2018, 6:27 pm

People's Blog



Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky announce their marriage

We were married December 2017. We thought about making a “fun” thing about it on the Cube but, after living with each other since 2010, we decided to take the more private approach. Our marriage is not a joke, nor do we think making a humorous thing about it would make you think so. We know you would respect it.

However, I would like to let you know some of the thoughts I had while waiting for my darling Tovarich in part, in the form of a video, just a video while I was on hold on a phone waiting device. That stupid waiting recording actually affected me.

He was in Japan and I was in Los Angeles.



As it turns out, our meeting place was ThePeoplesCube!

read more ...


Statistics : 10 Replies || 1265 Views
Post by Pamalinsky
 Horseface loses to stable genius, must pay his legal fees - Source SourceHorseface loses to stable genius, must pay his legal fees
 on 10/19/2018, 2:01 am

People's Blog



Horseface loses to stable genius, must pay his legal fees



Rush Limbaugh: "Spare Us Your Fake Horseface Outrage"


Horseface_Tweet.jpg




...But we’re not talking about a woman… We’re talking about a porn star double-crossing, back-stabbing woman who has tried to destroy the guy with her third-rate lawyer! She’s not just an innocent, ordinary, everyday woman that Trump decided to call a name! She is a woman who attempted to ruin him! But for these liberal Democrats, these people in the media to act like, “People don’t talk this way! Presidents don’t do this!”...

...So all Trump did by calling her Horseface was call attention to a news story that the Drive-Bys were trying to ignore. The news story was her lawsuit was thrown out... In fact, she had been found guilty. The judge that threw the lawsuit out demanded that she pay his legal fees! I said, “This makes Trump a big winner again. The prostitute porn star is paying Trump?"


In other words, comrades, in Trump's America, the prostitute pays YOU! If this doesn't make America great again, nothing will.

Now all the Trump-hating progs who've given their money to Stormy's crowdfunding campaign will have to deal with the fact that their donations will be given to Trump. It's becoming increasingly difficult for the progs to think of themselves as winners in anything.

And yet, Boris and Natasha Stormy and Avenatti promise to continue to sue Trump. For example, since the "horseface" brand has reduced Stormy's market value, she can demand that Trump compensates her for the loss of earning potential in her field. That's what strong, successful, and self-sufficient women do.

read more ...


Statistics : 7 Replies || 2217 Views
Post by Red Square
 Half (To The Power of 9) Breed - Source SourceHalf (To The Power of 9) Breed
 on 10/18/2018, 12:37 pm

People's Karaoke



Half (To The Power of 9) Breed



My (great X9) father (or was it my mother) married up a Cherokee (maybe)
The Harvard proggies sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now wingnuts always call me Indian Faux

Half (of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half) breed
That's the thing I'm starting to hear
Half (of half of half of half of half of half ....yadda, yadda) breed
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (of a half, of a half ... plus seven more) breed
She's a fraud they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born

We settled nicely into Harvard Town
When you play race cards you can hang around
Now wingnut bloggers making fun of me
Give her life tenure she's (slightly less than .1%) Cherokee

Half (to the power of 9) breed
That's what I'm starting to hear
Half (cubed, then cubed, then cubed again) breed
May put a crimp in my career
Half (well not quite) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Fraud has only increased since this story was born

May run for Pres cause I have no shame
It's how we roll, tell me who's to blame
That Trumpian tweek exposed my ethnic scam
Now people see how white I truly am

Half (Sheeyah, right) breed
That's all I ever hear
Half (As IF!!) breed
This hoax does not endear
Half (i'm at a loss for words) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Gonna make me wish that I was never born

read more ...


Statistics : 3 Replies || 827 Views
Post by Callmelennie
 Captain Craptek, Capitalist Zombie Food - Source SourceCaptain Craptek, Capitalist Zombie Food
 on 10/18/2018, 11:31 am

People's Blog



Captain Craptek, Capitalist Zombie Food

I fear that our comrade Captain Craptek may be in mortal danger from a Kapitalist scheme to weaponize squirrel brains for an evil insurgency operation to infect us all into becoming NPC zombies!!!... We must be vigilant and prepared!!!


Squirrel.jpg





According to a recently-uncovered medical case from 2015, one man may have died after eating one too many squirrels. His penchant for squirrel meat seems to have inadvertently exposed him to an incredibly rare fatal brain disorder, the first time this disorder was ever contracted in the United States.
Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease is a rare brain disorder caused by misfolding brain proteins called prions. Prion proteins are unique in that when one is misfolded, it causes other prion proteins to misfold too. These misfolded proteins are unable to function properly, and the result is that the victim suffers from memory loss, dementia, psychosis, loss of coordination, and eventually death.

The key here is that because these misfolded prions can mess up other prions, the disease is highly contagious. If prions from an infected person get into your system, you can contract Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease too. Fortunately, however, contracting CJD isn’t as easy as contracting the flu. Prions don’t spread through mucus or saliva, so you can’t get the disease from being sneezed on or whatever.

Instead, the most common way to get CJD from another person is to eat them.
For obvious reasons, CJD isn’t a very common disease, but it does crop up sometimes. One remote tribe, the Fore people of Papua New Guinea, experienced an epidemic of the diseasein the 1950s by practicing a form of ritualistic cannibalism. An even rarer version of CJD, called ‘variant CJD,’ plagued the United Kingdom in the 80s and 90s after people began inadvertently eating ...

read more ...


Statistics : 9 Replies || 984 Views
Post by Yo'sup Bro Tito
 Kanye West Quiz - Source SourceKanye West Quiz
 on 10/17/2018, 11:38 pm

People's Blog

Kanye West Quiz

See more Confederacy of Drones satire.

Kanye vlr 10-14-18.jpg




Here's a quiz about Kanye West. Hollywood and the mainstream media had some things to say about both of the below listed Kanye quotes. (1) from a rap album and (2) from his visit to the White House.

In response to these quotes which resulted in him being called

(A) crazy, ignorant and off his meds

and which resulted in him being called

(B) a poet.


(1) N#@$&!is monsters / N#@$&! i is pimps / n#@$&! is players /Til n#@$&! have daughters /N#@$&! is pimps / n#@$&! is players /‘Til n#@$&! have daughters

(2)
I think it’s bravery that helps you beat this game called life. You know they tried to scare me to not wear this hat. My own friends. But this hat gives me a different power in a way. You know my dad and my mom separated, so I didn’t have a lot of male energy in my home. And also I’m married to a family that, you know, not a lot of male energy going on.

A-2, B-1

read more ...


Statistics : 1 Post || 820 Views
Post by Confederacy of Drones
 I Renounce T.I. - Source SourceI Renounce T.I.
 on 10/17/2018, 9:17 am

People's Blog

I Renounce T.I.

The appropriation of first lady imagery in a pornographic video is too much. I've long known that this day would come, but now I have to publicly renounce T.I.


TI.GIF





I saw this coming early in TI's history. This innocent display only needed to be looked at from a different angle to reveal the subversive intent.


800bs.GIF






B00bs.gif





read more ...


Statistics : 1 Post || 666 Views
Post by Covfefe
 Current Truth on NPC Meme - Source SourceCurrent Truth on NPC Meme
 on 10/17/2018, 3:02 am

People's Blog



Current Truth on NPC Meme


NPC_Meme.jpg




Comrades,

I need someone from our collective to help me understand the NPC Meme. What is the current truth on this? To get an example from Trump's <spit> FAKE NEWS media organ, see this article:

What Is the ‘NPC’ Meme? Liberals Rage at Cartoons Mocking Their Scripted Thoughts

Now, I do not believe we progs are unthinking automatons. We are specifically told what the current truth is by our party and the establishment media, and we think it. How could we be considered mindless "non-player characters" when we think whenever and whatever we are told. We react emotionally. Emotions are good. If something triggers us or makes us sad, then we as a society should get rid of it! We find Senators who can slow down Trump's judicial nominees and we tell those Senators to look at us! During protests, we hold the professional signs that have been given to us by the people paying our wages and benefits for protesting.

Some people on Faux News -- which I watch just to research the enemy of course -- have compared us to the Borg on Star Trek. Well, that's just silly, Comrades! The Borg are fictional characters and we are real. They fly around the galaxy on massive Cube like ships while we post here on The People's Cube. Every one of them is a cyborg with robotic equipment connected to their bodies. All we have is Comrade Ivan Betinov whose brain lives in a jar. We don't say "Resistance is futile! All will be assimilated!" We just assimilate people through public schools and the legacy fake news media.

I just don't understand this NPC meme and need to hear the current truth about it so I can know what ...

read more ...


Statistics : 6 Replies || 1510 Views
Post by Comrade Vlad Linen

Login

Username:   Password:   Log me on automatically each visit  
Statistics: Total posts 212325 | Total topics 15042 | Total members 49807

News News Site map Site map SitemapIndex SitemapIndex RSS Feed RSS Feed Channel list Channel list

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
© ThePeoplesCube.com