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 NEW G.W.O.N.T. LEADER ON THE HORIZON? - Source SourceNEW G.W.O.N.T. LEADER ON THE HORIZON?
 on 11/17/2018, 7:20 am

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NEW G.W.O.N.T. LEADER ON THE HORIZON?


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Komrades,

We need to put Dr. Swalwell on our short list of possible leaders "most likely" to lead us into the G.W.O.N.T, THE QUICKEST.

Not only does he have that kind of chiseled Dr. Killdare look but he also has a killer plan for anyone that won't give up their guns after we kill the 2nd Admendment........

WE NUKE THEM!

What are all the Preppers going to do about that? If they are all holed up in their compounds, won't give up those weapons, nuke em.

Just imagine it like taking out the Branch Davidians, except with nukes.




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Post by Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin
 Find missing ballots with the new Gotta Count 'em All™ app! - Source SourceFind missing ballots with the new Gotta Count 'em All™ app!
 on 11/15/2018, 11:22 am

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Find missing ballots with the new Gotta Count 'em All™ app!



Gotta Count 'em All™ is the exciting new app that's taking the nation by storm. Using your phone's GPS, this amazing app enables you to find and capture missing ballots so you can send them, via a secure connection, to the Democratic headquarters in the state of your choice.

It's fun. It's exciting. And it's educational. Just listen to what people are saying...

Brenda S, a professional ballot finder and vote counter says, "It gets young people involved. Every time they capture a ballot and send it in, they learn a very important lesson in civics and the voting process. And you no longer need to be a professional like me. Now anybody can find a missing ballot and send it in."

Nancy P, a former House Speaker says, "My grandchildren love this wonderful app. All the time I hear them saying, 'Oh, look at how many ballots I found under my bed,' or 'I just found 150 more ballots,' or 'Lookit all the ballots in the trunk of Nana's car!'"

That's right, Nancy, those ballots can show up anywhere: a classroom, a mail room, or even the back seat of a rental car.

Hurry and download Gotta Count 'em All™ now at iTunes or Google Play before the next deadline for counting ballots is set. With only 800% of the ballots accounted for, there's no telling how many are still out there waiting to be found.

Get the app for the whole family and go find those ballots!


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Post by Komissar al-Blogunov
 Sinema Girl - Source SourceSinema Girl
 on 11/15/2018, 1:35 am

People's Karaoke

Sinema Girl



Don't wanna live with the Sinema girl
I won't be happy with trouble and strife
With the Sinema girl

The dreamers at borders they run in the night
You see them together chased in the moonlight
The Sinema girl

Ten silver pieces an ass with some blow
The counter relaxes and waits between votes
For the Sinema girl

The dreamers in pictures they run in the night
You see them together attacking what is right
Their Sinema girl

George sent me money now I'm gonna make it somehow
I got another chance
McStain's old baby loves to dance yeah yeah yeah....

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Post by Chalupa
 I Can't Fund My Own Home - Source SourceI Can't Fund My Own Home
 on 11/14/2018, 4:03 am

People's Karaoke

I Can't Fund My Own Home


Come down to my throne
And let your money atone
Somebody must charge

I am the reason you've been
Waiting so long
And I now hold the keys

Head's in my rear end
And I just ain't got a clue
Brain is wasted
And I can't fund my own home

Come down to my throne
And let your money atone
Somebody must charge

I'm the reason you've been waiting all these years
And now I hold the key
Head's in my rear end

And I just ain't got a clue
And I can't fund my own home
But I can't fund my own home

But I can't fund my own home
But I can't fund my own home
But I can't fund my own home
Still I can't fund my home
Can you all see something's wrong
Cos I can't fund my own home

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Tiny Little Feet - Source SourceTiny Little Feet
 on 11/14/2018, 12:04 am

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Tiny Little Feet

This should probably be filed under "You Know You're Spending Too Much Time on the Cube" when here is the first thing I thought of.

- SK


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Post by Chief Designer
 Homeless person saves Earth? - Source SourceHomeless person saves Earth?
 on 11/13/2018, 9:23 pm

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Homeless person saves Earth?


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Washington, DC - Green New Deal activists celebrated with New York's first homeless Congresswoman-elect, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, at her debut sit-in/occupation gala in the Washington offices of Nancy Pelosi. The enthusiastic greenies vaped, texted, and shared giggles as they munched organic, non-GMO, gluten free, no sugar added snacks delivered by Sierra Club approved electric vehicles and solar powered quadcopters.

Unfortunately

"Youth climate activists with the Sunrise Movement and Justice Democrats were arrested on Capitol Hill Monday for staging a sit-in at the Washington, D.C. office of Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)—who is expected to serve as the next speaker of the House—to demand that congressional Democrats back a "Green New Deal."



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Oh, bueno, lo que sea que no importa.


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Post by Captain Craptek
 Trump watched, did nothing as male coworker groped woman - Source SourceTrump watched, did nothing as male coworker groped woman
 on 11/12/2018, 7:32 pm

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Trump watched, did nothing as male coworker groped woman


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We have shocking photographic evidence that President Donald Trump stood by and did nothing - even watched - as his colleague groped a woman in a professional situation.

The man who did this has a known obsession with elderly women - and Angela Merkel has become yet another elderly victim.

See for yourself this undoctored image of a man groping a defenseless woman while President Trump looks on and pretends not to notice.

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Bernie Sanders Stands Up to the Establishment / Status Quo - Source SourceBernie Sanders Stands Up to the Establishment / Status Quo
 on 11/12/2018, 7:09 pm

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Bernie Sanders Stands Up to the Establishment / Status Quo

Right Hillary?...



...oh, never mind...


All your votes for me will go to the Establishment candidate instead. Sorry. Bye.

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Announcing:  The Legion of Hysterical Fools - Source SourceAnnouncing: The Legion of Hysterical Fools
 on 11/10/2018, 8:39 pm

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Announcing: The Legion of Hysterical Fools



I am pleased to announce that the Party, in its wisdom, has decided to create a new legion of merit to join the Long March to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.

Lenin had his Useful Idiots.

We have our Hysterical Fools.

And to recognize the greatest of these masters of unfounded outrage and fantasy accusation, the Party has inaugurated the Legion of Hysterical Fools.

Each week, we will accept nominations for this great honor. Keep an eye to the ground and an ear on the horizon to locate the most Progressive Prog and lodge your nomination here on this thread. Look for the Prog with the highest level of unreasonable outrage, the most willful misunderstanding, the wildest conspiracy, the thinnest skin. These are the things that win voters' hearts, and are far more effective than a coherent policy or a reasoned argument. These are the things we need to reward and encourage.

Then tune in next Saturday, when we will review the nominees and select the newest inductee to this prestigious new award.

Votes will be tabulated by Broward County's own Brenda Snipes to make sure the count is speedy and accurate.

Winners will have their names engraved on a special plaque that shall be affixed to the door of the outhouse behind Tractor Barn #2 for all to see.

Just to kick things off, here is the first nominee for the first week: Hulu talk-show host Sarah Silverman.

On a recent appearance on Bill Maher's HBO program, Silverman remarked that she was surprised that Donald Trump, the president who moved the American Embassy to Jerusalem and whose family includes Jewish children and grandchildren, is such a Nazi that she is surprised he does not force her to sew a Star of ...

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Post by Ivan Betinov
 A Lesson in Satire - Source SourceA Lesson in Satire
 on 11/10/2018, 2:39 pm

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A Lesson in Satire

Ok, a serious post that won't become serious anymore thanks to the potential comments, I know.

I remember my friend Al-Blogunov posting a post about how satire is endangered. He's got a point I want to go over in mine that I didn't feel he sufficiently elaborate enough, and tell you what you can make of what he, and I agree on.

There was a time when satire was just satire, a joke about things we liked, an ironic way to criticise society's ills, and a reminder to not go to places we didn't/shouldn't want to go.

Well not anymore; instead every time somebody makes a joke thinking people aren't ridiculous enough to actually do it, somebody actually, unironically, takes it up as fact, not as then they think that that person actually means that, but they themselves, actually, unironically, believe, and live by it.

This is the reason why when I write satire as a post/comment, I use an unironic tone that makes it sound like I actually believe in it, and that's why I'm mildly annoyed when someone points out that it's satire, because it disrupts the unironic tone. If the real world is stupid/ridiculous enough to believe in something that is clearly a joke, then by saying the joke unironically to the point that it sounds like you believe in it allows you to have the last laugh.

And that is the lesson in satire I hope you all learned today.

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