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 Strings Attached - Source SourceStrings Attached
 on 9/27/2016, 2:09 pm

People's Karaoke

Strings Attached


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He’s the head of that Dem Party
Part of that old commie bas-tian
And got his muzzie hooks in
Our government, see?
And now the damage is done
Ohhh —

He’s awful! Stinkin’ up our Land – this boy
He’s just a wanna be thug Muslim ploy
Thinks he’s above us – all us hoi polloi
Boy! He’s awful! Stinkin’ up our Land – this boy

He’s awful close with that there Iran band
Oh yes we’d like to give them all a whack
He’s got the muzzies shoutin’ and they cheer
Boy, Barack is evil and a mouse’s rear

Barack has his lackeys
His lackeys incite
Arrest all of those lackeys!
They work at night
But —

He’s awful! Stinkin’ up our Land – this boy
Bringing in all those aliens – oh joy
You’d have to say they’re coming by convoys
Boy, he’s awful! Stinkin’ up our Land – this boy

Heave ho! Heave ho!
Ho ho ho ho

The voters just weren’t thinkin’
Now he’s thrown us in the drink and
Now we’re drownin’ – he’s so stinkin’ – this here Muslim boy

Heave ho! Heave Ho!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho

Our country’s out of time
We need Trump to be our guide
We are tired of the lies
From that evil boy

Boot him out — he’s B S
It’s way past time
His followers they act like zombies
My oh my oh my

Today our country’s stumbling in his smog
And this is happ’ning while he chews up dogs
This Barack thug is such a real killjoy
Boy, he’s awful stinkin’
He is really that stinkin’
Yes, he’s really been stinkin’ up our Land – that boy



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 Who really won the first 2016 presidential debate? - Source SourceWho really won the first 2016 presidential debate?
 on 9/27/2016, 2:03 pm

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Who really won the first 2016 presidential debate?



Not having watched last night's debate is not an excuse for not answering our fair and non-leading questions. Don't you trust the Party's Kommissars of Korrekt Narrative?

Explaining your answers in the comments is encouraged.

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Post by Red Square
 Rules for the next presidential debate - Source SourceRules for the next presidential debate
 on 9/27/2016, 12:30 pm

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Rules for the next presidential debate



Comrades, the Party needs your help!

You were probably also shocked by the first presidential debate last night... It was completely biased ... because the Evil One was able to speak a few words in between the orchestrated personal attacks (provided by Hillary's political correct comrade)!

We must do better next time!

I've come up with some ideas, but they need to be improved...
To make the next debate even more Party-approved:

1. Hillary gets a handheld "shocking" device to give painful stimuli to Trump whenever he tries to speak.

2. The part of the audience selected by the Trump team must be gagged and bound to their chairs. It is inappropriate for deplorable people to voice their opinion!

3. Trump must be naked and constantly prodded in his behind by two democrats dressed up as devils with a Lenin face mask.

4. The debate will be ONLY about Trump's taxes. All else is irrelevant in the eyes of the Party. Immigration, crime, jobs... trifles, I say!

5. The moderator should be someone with more Party loyalty, let's say Bill Clinton or a representative of the Saudi royal family.

Please expand this list comrades, our work for Progress is not yet over!

Your comrade from across the ocean,
Minitrue


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 Bombs away! John Kerry's cease-fire agreement - Source SourceBombs away! John Kerry's cease-fire agreement
 on 9/25/2016, 5:17 pm

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Bombs away! John Kerry's cease-fire agreement



“A ferocious assault on Aleppo suggests the U.S. may be wrong on Syria,” reads the headline. John Kerry's cease-fire agreement is already in shreds, dying in the ruble.

It takes no insight whatsoever to know that when John Kerry negotiates an agreement the agreement will be a third rate stage act. Why is this so? John Kerry has no brains. None. Zip. Nada. He makes a perfect addition to Barack Obama's administration.

The Karl Marx Treatment Center thought that in these dark days, so reminiscent of the cluelessness of the world leaders of the 1930's, it would make for some light untaxing entertainment to enjoy some of John Kerry's quotes:

Years ago when I left college, I went to war. And I learned in war the price that is paid when diplomacy fails. And I made a decision that if I ever was lucky enough to be in a position to make a difference, I would try to do so.
John Kerry, on finalizing the Iran Deal

How do you ask a man to be the last man to die in Vietnam? How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?
John Kerry, Testimony before subcommittees of the U.S. Senate, April, 1971

We must recognize that there is no indication that Saddam Hussein has any intention of relenting. So we have an obligation of enormous consequence, an obligation to guarantee that Saddam Hussein cannot ignore the United Nations. He cannot be permitted to go unobserved and unimpeded toward his horrific objective of amassing a stockpile of weapons of mass destruction.
John Kerry, Speech to the floor of the Senate, Congressional Record, 11/09/1997

If Saddam Hussein is unwilling to bend to the international community's ...

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 The Cliff - Source SourceThe Cliff
 on 9/25/2016, 12:07 pm

People's Karaoke



The Cliff


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Well we’ve come to our last chance – this rendezvous
We’re falling – his shove – we need rescued
We’re in disarray while he displays his part in treachery
It’s been eight years – it should be clear – his calculated siege
There’s one hope that we don’t fall and can come through

Well our doom is shrouded – feet dangle in midair
And I wonder is there anyone who cares?
It’s a long way down – we’ll tumble ’round
Not sure if we can make it
Before our country blazed the way – we didn’t have to fake it
There’s one hope that we don’t fall and can come through

Well, Barry hates the Jews and — Christians basically
And it’s been his trait – sides with our enemies
Well now we’ve had to put up with poo – we’re sick of you, Barry
Your life’s a myth – broke our spirit – the air is thick to breathe
There’s one hope that we don’t fall to the muzzies



There’s one hope that we don’t fall and can come through

Well Barack has sissy ways – he’s not a man
A democrat darling – he deals underhand
Well we’ve run aground – so much to do
We’ve one chance left us yet —
Sucker punch to the guts – has he won?
Hope we’re not done yet —
There’s one hope that we don’t fall and can come through

His meteoric climb — has left our Land in doubt
We’re on the brink – oh can we last him out?
World’s turning ’round – it’s past curfew
We’re falling to the ground
This was the place to dream and chase —
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 Hillary sees everything. - Source SourceHillary sees everything.
 on 9/25/2016, 2:44 am

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Hillary sees everything.






Hillary can see everything. She has developed a unique skill of being able to move each eye independently like a chameleon.

She will be keeping an eye on Trump during the debate.

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Dear Leader's 'other' email account - Source SourceDear Leader's 'other' email account
 on 9/24/2016, 1:57 pm

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Dear Leader's 'other' email account



Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton, FBI documents reveal

Comrades,

It is common for us many important government officials to have a "throwaway" or disposable e-mail account for plausible deniability privacy reasons. Dear Leader (PBUH) is a man of the People ™ and is now revealed to all along occasionally have used such an account (nothing to see here, move along...) to contact Her Thighness, our Beloved MTE at the prohibited personal account that "didn't exist" on her private server account he learned about on news reports.

So the question posed to the astute residents of the Cube: As "Carlos Danger" was already in use, What is/was Dear Leader's nom de blackberry?

Your thoughts...

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 Edict from dear leader: 'Stage an intervention!' - Source SourceEdict from dear leader: 'Stage an intervention!'
 on 9/22/2016, 3:46 pm

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Edict from dear leader: 'Stage an intervention!'

Comrades, it's on!

I quote dear leader:

“If you do know somebody who might be voting for Trump, stage an intervention,” Clinton pleaded with her remote audience.

“Try to talk some sense into them. Lay out the facts. The facts are on our side, about what I’ve done versus what he’s done.

Remember, friends don’t let friends vote for Trump.”

And we all know what that means, right comrades? (wink, wink)
We will have to "stage some interventions (wink, wink)".


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Onwards to... political indoctrination pogroms!
Your comrade, minitrue


She's getting creepy...

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Post by Minitrue
 Public vs. Private - Source SourcePublic vs. Private
 on 9/21/2016, 7:50 pm

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Public vs. Private



Komrads,

I know we live in times when there are weighty issues to be decided. Like just how large a victory shall our MTE score in November? Should we be magnanimous and let the Deplorable Trumpists have 3% of the referendum? Sure. What are they going to do with that? But I digress.


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I recently had the opportunity to visit Valdezgrad in the People's Republic of Alaska. An awesome example of Government planning and use of resources stands in Price William Sound for all to see. I even took a photograph of this shining example of Governmental excellence. When I reviewed the photograph I was delighted to see that it provides a picture perfect contrast between Governmental and Private (spit spit) capital projects.

If you look carefully at the photograph, you will see the sprawling mess on the far shore that is the Alyeska Oil Pipeline Terminus. You can almost see the drone like employees toiling to make sense of the chaotic, frantic paced project. Take my word for it, it is a nexus of activity. Why you will ask? Because of a lack of public / government planning.

Note the placid and almost deserted look of the stately grain elevators built by the Alaskan People's Republic. This grand edifice, a veritable tribute to the State Worker, requires very little upkeep. Most efficient! In fact, I have it on good authority that this well thought out project has never hosted a single grain of barley or any other agricultural product for that matter. A design for the ages. It has never required an expansion or update. Only a caretaker must be hired. No awful diesel fume belching trucks visit the grain elevator. No ships which harm the delicate creatures of ...

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Post by Red Salmon
 Felony Eyes - Source SourceFelony Eyes
 on 9/20/2016, 11:34 pm

People's Karaoke



Felony Eyes



Hillary's eyes drop in the corner
I'd like to see her led off in chains
'Cause if I had my way Hillary you'd be in imprisoned for life today

Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight
Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight

Over her Bill picked a hundred women
And through her lies we had all learned
She was keepin' a private server
And its secret contents had been burned
With her plans being implemented slowly
Taking over land of the free
Then make us into a poor third world country
And then put us all under her heel

Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight
Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight

Felony eyes, Felony eyes
Felony eyes, Felony eyes

Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight
Her eyes they are schemin'
Her eyes aren't aligned
Her eyes they are crossin'
And she'll be strokin' before tonight

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