Obama and Soviet Agitprop: A Handshake Across Time and Space
SLOWJAMMING THE AGITPROP
Obama's recent photo ops in Denver resulted in some curious images. One of them is a surreal bundle of human hands trying to reach Obama. That reminded me of a bizarre Soviet propaganda poster with a collage of outstretched hands and the slogan saying "We will meet the plan of glorious projects!"
So I combined them in a new collage - and suddenly it all came together: many years later, in far-away America, the glorious plan is coming to life.
The one below is probably the most symbolic piece I have ever done: "A handshake across time and space."
I added some text in Russian too: "A handshake across time and space" and "You're with us, comrade!"
Flies must obey people's Restroom rule, no more than 2/stall
Apparently in the people's republic, even flies have to obey kommunist directives!
BEIJING – Public restrooms in Beijing must contain no more than two flies per stall, according to a bizarre new directive issued to washroom attendants.
The Beijing Municipal Commission of City Administration and Environment issued the rule Monday as a "new standard for public toilet management," the Beijing News reported.
Xie Guomin, the official in charge of the initiative, told the newspaper that the two-fly rule was not compulsory, but was a new benchmark to improve the Chinese capital's notoriously unpleasant public restrooms.
More at http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/23/beijing-sets-two-fly-rule-for-public-restrooms/?test=latestnews
It's Big Fur Hat! Our Comrade Launches His Own Website!
It's alive! Yet another glorious website has popped out of the steaming, ever percolating brain incubator that is The People's Cube* and developed a life of its own.
Let me present ItsBigFurHat.com - freshly launched and yet unstained!
In his own words:
BigFurHat began his agitprop career at ThePeoplesCube as 1/3rd of the KG3, along with Irony Curtain and Hippie Critic.
While at TPC the KG3 launched iOwnTheWorld with Mr. Pinko and Admin Girl.
BigFurHat is sort of an iOwnTheWorld after dark. One of my biggest fears is that I will cross the line at iOwnTheWorld and put the entire site in jeopardy. At this site, I really don’t care. The content will be edgier and it will clearly not be for everyone.
I hope you like it. -BFH
HAPPY TIGHTROPING, COMRADE!
FROM OUR ARCHIVES: BigFurHat frolicking in his younger and happier days at the People's Cube.
____________________________________________ *Other People's Offspring include, in chronological order:
Professor Kurgman Supercommissar Maksim I Own The World Waznmentobe Rabbit BestObamaFacts.com The Fine Report
I was finally granted access to the vice president for an interview. All across the American collective, men, wymin, and others were wondering what really happened that fateful day when our very own Dear Leader killed Osama bin Laden and single handedly ended world terrorism. “Fightin’ Joe” Biden was there, and he was anxious to share his firsthand account now that the time for secrecy had passed. A secret service agent paused while checking the exchange rate between US dollars and Colombian pesos, and showed me into the VP’s office. Biden grinned affably, so I put on my sunglasses and stumbled slightly until the temporary blindness passed. We shook hands and got down to business.
Biden: Glad you could make it, Blogunov. We only interview with people who report the truth as we see it, and when I heard you were from the Cube, I said, “That’s the man for the interview!” And I’m glad you’re interviewing with me. Obama’s a complete imbecile and everybody knows it. The man doesn’t know when to shut up. Me, I’m a pro, and I think the president’s intellect never shone like it did when he chose me as his running mate. What were we talking about again?
Blogunov: Our readers wanted to hear your account of the raid into Pakistan on May 2nd of last year.
Biden: Oh, that raid! Well, we almost had to do it without any backup. The SEALs were timid and hesitant to go in after the world’s most wanted terrorist, so I said, “Hey, maybe you guys need to go back to Coronado and push around some more logs!” I pulled a telephone pole out of the ground and flung it at ‘em to show ‘em I meant business. Look, nobody ...
DENVER -- President Obama delivered a rousing campaign speech last night to a packed house of 550 donors paying between $250 and $40,000 to attend the gala, held in the 750-seat Denver Hyatt venue.
The keynote of the address centered on the dark specter of George W. Bush that still hangs over the nation. “I don’t know how they’ve been bamboozling folks into thinking that they are the responsible, fiscally-disciplined party. They run up these wild debts and then when we take over we have to clean it up,” the President thundered in righteous rage.
He called to disregard the rumors that had surrounded the 2008 election, sometimes cited in the Bush-controlled media as a landslide Democratic victory. The current truth is that "People don’t remember last election was close. We’re going to have to contend with even more negative ads, even more cynicism and nastiness and just plain foolishness.”
The President went on to pledge a commitment to pursuing the high road of politics and that he would approve only positive ads touting the failure of capitalism and the evil, bloodsucking vampirism of his opponent. "Most folks don't make the connection. Romney: Romany. Everybody kows that Dracula used Romany gypsies as servants. And Gypsies hide in bushes, don't they? Romney, Romany, Bush! Can it be any more clear?"
At this point the Presidential speech was interrupted by an unexpected teleprompter malfunction and the President's handlers hurried him from the stage for security reasons.
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The People's Bratfest is coming to the People's Republic of Madison this very weekend! Fill your belly and denounce capitalism at the same time!
This is not to be confused with that OTHER, CAPITALIST-PIG-RIDDEN bratfest a few miles away. Remember, the People's Bratfest is the only Party Approved brat festival you are permitted to attend.
Pres. Obama Wins Kentucky, Arkansas Primaries in Landslide!
Comrades, I have great news! Dear Leader President Obama scored LANDSLIDE VICTORIES in BOTH the Kentucky and Arkansas primaries yesterday! Here are the excellent results:
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Arkansas - 73 of 75 Counties Reporting
John Wolfe (DEM)
41.62%
67,594
Barack Obama (DEM)
58.38%
94,808
162,402
Source
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Kentucky - President (Dem): (119 of 120 counties reporting)
Barack Obama
57.85%
119,284
Uncommitted
42.15%
86,911
Source
These victories come hot on the heels of the President's overwhelming win in West Virginia two weeks ago when he took 60% of the vote against his opponent a convicted felon someone who may have worked at Bain Capital.
The President is definitely on a roll and is racking up votes faster than George Bush has been driving up the national debt since he left office. If this juggernaut continues, there will be no votes left for anyone else!
What is especially interesting to me is that the president's putative "opponent", Mitchell Romney, does not seem to be getting any votes at all! Nada! None! Zilch! He couldn't even muster enough votes to finish ahead of Mr. Uncommitted, let alone the president. Romney must already be so far behind that he has no hope of catching up. I don't understand why he just doesn't give up already. Can't he see it's hopeless and no one wants him to cut their hair, let alone be chief barber? I mean, is it just me or is this Romney guy hopelessly stupid? Maybe he just made so much money closing plants and firing workers that he wants to spend some travelling around the country making speeches and asking for votes he's not going to receive? Talk about hopeless cases. I dunno, I just don't get it myself. What ...