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 Valjar - Source SourceValjar
 on 1/30/2015, 10:47 pm

People's Karaoke

Valjar


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(Iranian Mullah’s to Valerie Jarrett a.k.a. the Waxy Faced Mole)

Hey, Valjar, oh, Valjar

Valjar, it’s downhill
The works been done now that Barack’s our shill
The world’s on fire with us and must disarm
A world that wants to harm all you

Valjar, just beware
Conservatives are onto you, no fair
And take precaution — we’ll light up the skies
And take them by surprise, you’ll see

Valjar, Keeper of Gov that you are
Surley the things we ask
Can’t be too great a task

Valjar, just redo
The promise that the Founding Father’s drew
We’ll make America unattractive
And ruin the lives they live

Valjar, Keeper of Gov that you are
Surley the things we ask
Can’t be too great a task

Valjar, just redo
The promise that the Founding Father’s drew
We’ll make America unattractive
And ruin the lives they live

Hey, Valjar, oh, Valjar
Make our wish come true




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 Glorious progress toward bipartisan politiks - Source SourceGlorious progress toward bipartisan politiks
 on 1/30/2015, 6:43 pm

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Glorious progress toward bipartisan politiks

Head of Communist Party USA announces plan to work with Democratic Party

Comrades, Next Tuesday is approaching faster!

CPUSA is using Dear Leaders' own party as tools (and who knows more about being a tool?) To defeat Rethugglikkkans and their evil offspring teabaggers.

Vote early, vote often!

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Post by Ivan the Stakhanovets
 A friendly reminder from the NSA: Clean your camera lens! - Source SourceA friendly reminder from the NSA: Clean your camera lens!
 on 1/30/2015, 5:41 pm

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A friendly reminder from the NSA: Clean your camera lens!



The NSA has issued a Public Announcement today saying that everyone who owns a laptop, cell phone, smart TV, and any other modern social device with video recording, is advised to clean their camera lens regularly.

An unnamed member of the NSA has released the statement through their Twitter account adding that "It's really not good for morale when you see a chick in her bedroom through the laptop, and the camera lens blurs the image because of a smudge or something, especially when she's pretty hot." The NSA Twitter account later stated that "if you are under a 5 out of 10 on the hotness scale then you can disregard the advisory."

This is not the first very open statement the NSA has made in recent months when they released a tweet saying, "You know what? Everyone knows we're watching, so we might as well save billions on secrecy and be blatant about it. I mean, the cat's out of the bag and we, as a tax-powered institution, should just admit it."

There have also been hundreds of complaints recently from all collective genders about receiving random and untraceable phone texts while at home, asking the recipients things like, "Turn around a few times" and "It's a little warm for that sweater, don't you think?"

When asked about the recent unprofessional attitude they officially state that "it's 2015, so get with the times, this is the new standard of government professionalism."

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 Biden, Picking a Booger: Past 6 Years REALLY Hard For USA - Source SourceBiden, Picking a Booger: Past 6 Years REALLY Hard For USA
 on 1/30/2015, 5:32 pm

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Biden, Picking a Booger: Past 6 Years REALLY Hard For USA

Biden, desperately trying to pick a persistent booger from his nose says: Past Six Years Have Been REALLY Hard For This Country


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At an event this morning, Vice President Joe Biden told Democrats that, "To state the obvious, the past six years have been really, really hard for this country."

"And they've been really tough for our party. Just ask Steve . They've been really tough for our party. And together we made some really, really tough decisions -- decisions that weren't at all popular, hard to explain," said Biden.

Biden was speaking at the House Democratic Caucus retreat in Philadelphia.

Hey, Joe, we understand about the boogers. Not to worry, we all go through it during the winter season, what with all the dry heating we are all so privileged to have. Boogers are a part of life here in America during the winter.

We look forward to the time when we can enjoy low temperatures in our homes, just like the rest of the world. Then, we can simply wipe our noses of the drip that will ensue. For the greater good!

No boogers bring peace!

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 Bend Over John Boenher - Source SourceBend Over John Boenher
 on 1/30/2015, 7:45 am

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Bend Over John Boenher



Gonna write a little letter gonna mail it to the speaker today.
'bout his jumpin' votin' record he's gonna hear my say
Bend over John Boenher, takin' it in the rear today

The spending's still risin', inflation's blowin' a fuse
Your heart's leanin' leftist, singing out your RINO tunes
Bend over John Boenher , you're taking it without lube

Well if you feel you like it, go get Obama and bend and take it
Bend on over and move on left now, go for cover and bend and take it
Bend on over, Bend over John Boenher , takin' it without lube

Early in election we tried 'nother selection,
And we stepped on your blue swayed shoes
Hey diddle diddle goin' left of middle
Like you got nothing to lose
Bend over John Boenher, takin' it without lube

You're living under tan lights, As speaker an epic flop
Talk about TEA Party, but it's really a bunch of crock
Long as you got a tan, you're acting like Carrot Top

Well if you feel you like it, go get Obama and bend and take it
Bend on over and move on left now, go for cover and bend and take it
Bend on over, Bend over John Boenher, singing your RINO Tunes


Bend over John Boenher , Bend over John Boenher ,
Bend over John Boenher , Bend over John Boenher ,
Bend over John Boenher , singing your RINO Tunes

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 Obama signs executive order closing Congress - Source SourceObama signs executive order closing Congress
 on 1/29/2015, 3:49 pm

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Obama signs executive order closing Congress


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Comrades! It's about time for this takes place! Although it did not come through the official Administration Press (AP) news article, or even the official newspaper of propaganda record, the New York Times, it did come from the New Yorker.

Obama Signs Executive Order Closing Congress

If only the gulag re-education center left me with enough creativity to create a graphic to honor Dear Leader in this, another, historic event!

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 Letter to the 'editor' of scare quotes at UK Telegraph - Source SourceLetter to the 'editor' of scare quotes at UK Telegraph
 on 1/28/2015, 10:40 pm

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Letter to the 'editor' of scare quotes at UK Telegraph



To: The Telegraph Editor of 'scare quotes'
Re: 'scare quotes' in your headline

Dear Sir:

Reading recently your or some other you-name-it European cool-to-Israel medium headline, such as, Mass stabbing on Tel Aviv bus by Palestinian 'terrorist' ‏I thought I might suggest some edits to incorporate your rancid anti-exactitude as well as benign anti-Semitism and more closely comport with your target demographic:

Generalized poking with a sharp, steely object against unworthy-to-live though innocent victims on a moving public vehicle by a [splendid individual who happens to believe in the slaughter of innocent Jews, Christians, Hindus, Baha'i, Zoroastrians, tourists and random others as well as muslim cults other than from his own blood tribal and feudal sort - but no judgment, okay?] male person who lives on disputed land claimed belatedly by people who came late to a tiny plot of sandy earth inhabited millennia earlier and currently by and held a not-articulated but worthy beef against these interloper types who happened to get in front of his steely object, repeatedly - but is not a bad person, everyone in these editorial offices would be bound to admit, with a rueful and righteous grin.

That way, you could avoid the blasphemous and obscene scare quotes you vilely included in your headline around the consummately apt term terrorist.

Cheers.
Your faithful correspondent
marion d s dreyfus

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 Groundhogs: Climate Deniers, or Scientists? - Source SourceGroundhogs: Climate Deniers, or Scientists?
 on 1/28/2015, 9:24 pm

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Groundhogs: Climate Deniers, or Scientists?


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It is a strange custom to trust in the wisdom of Woodchucks for the longterm forecast, but in light of the recent Snowmageddon debacle, is it really so different than trusting self-proclaimed nobel-prize winners and those who claim to know the distant future, when they cannot get tomorrow's forecast straight?

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 Islamic State's War on Women vs. Republican War on Women - Source SourceIslamic State's War on Women vs. Republican War on Women
 on 1/28/2015, 1:05 am

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Islamic State's War on Women vs. Republican War on Women



It has come to our attention that the Islamic State has issued a brochure directing the faithful how to correctly capture and manhandle female sex slaves. The brochure mentions nothing as misogynistic as keeping women in binders, so the recommended methods can't be nearly as hateful and cruel as the Republican War on Women.

By definition, the Religion of Peace can't wage wars. So we should really say that it rather wages Peace on Women. Verily, these pious believers only seek Peace of Ass. Perhaps, a more precise definition of their faith would then be "the Religion of Peace of Ass."

Times of India reports:

ISIS publishes female sex slave handbook

The pamphlets handed out by IS militants in Mosul, Iraq, entitled, "Questions and Answers on Taking Captives and Slaves" answers in clear-cut question and answer format certain questions regarding female slavery, the CNN reported.

Here are some samples of questions that were asked and answers given. Translation for the text was done by Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI)

Q: "Can all unbelieving women be taken captive?"
A: "There is no dispute among the scholars that it is permissible to capture unbelieving women ."

Q: "Can one have intercourse with a female captive?"
A: "It is permissible to have sexual intercourse with the female captive. Allah the almighty said: ' who guard their chastity, except from their wives or that their right hands possess, for then they are free from blame '."

This question and its answer lays the groundwork for the legality of female sex slaves and further explains what kind of sex can be had.

"If she is a virgin, he can ...

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 Book of Face Polices Its Newsfeed - Source SourceBook of Face Polices Its Newsfeed
 on 1/27/2015, 9:15 pm

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Book of Face Polices Its Newsfeed

Comrades! The book of face is fed up with the capitalists and teabaggers and will give notice of their fake news. There will be posting of misinformation correction on each misinformation.

Here are a few examples from the socialist media targeting the rumors:

Dear Leader's tax policies is false.

What Deflategate?

Bill and Monica did not have sexual relationship.

Hillary is young and beautiful.

Benghazi is a nice place to vacation.

#JeSuisCharlie but no pictures of Muhammad

Undocumented children moving from south of the border are looking for jobs Americans don't want to take.

And much much more....

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