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 Special Counsel Mueller - Source SourceSpecial Counsel Mueller
 on 7/22/2017, 10:41 am

People's Karaoke



Special Counsel Mueller


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Insiders – reach the heights
This is sh*t! They’re parasites!
The Left’s subverting and trying to thwart
They want to bombard Trump’s start

Insiders – act with spite
This is sh*t! Their rage incites!
And oh floodlights permit —
Innuendos! This is sh*t!

** the march of the looney Left ensues **

The bright floodlights permit —
Innuendos! This is sh*t!



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 Debbie's Got Those Special Counsel Blues - Source SourceDebbie's Got Those Special Counsel Blues
 on 7/20/2017, 7:30 pm

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Debbie's Got Those Special Counsel Blues



When you hire those special counsels
Tryin' hard get some one
Have your laptop ready
When that special counsel comes

Oh, poor mama
Ol' Debbie's got special counsel blues

If you hire those special counsels
Put your scandals in the news
When they get in your hard drives
They give you special counsel blues

Where's obama?
Poor Debbie's got special counsel blues

Once she knew a Paki
Knew dem IT through and through
He bought out his dem bosses
Now his IT days are through

Oh, poor mama
Poor Debbie's got special counsel blues

Once she had primaries
She said the vote was free
She met the special counsel
Now truth ain't what she said it'd be

Oh, poor mama
Poor Debbie's got special counsel blues

When you hire those special counsels
Tryin hard get some one
Have your own laptop ready
When that special counsel comes

Oh, sad mama
Poor Debbie's got special counsel blues

When you meet that special counsel
Puts your talking into oaths
'Cause the special counsel asking
Truth and lies cant be both

Where's obama?
Poor Debbie's got special counsel blues

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 For the Children: Pelosi's constituents ban chocolate milk - Source SourceFor the Children: Pelosi's constituents ban chocolate milk
 on 7/18/2017, 2:36 pm

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For the Children: Pelosi's constituents ban chocolate milk



Racism. Pure and simple racism... and White Milk Privilege.

San Fran schools ban chocolate milk despite conflicting reports on student health

Other studies came to the same conclusion, including a 2009 study by the American Heart Association that found both flavored and plain milk provide health benefits for students without weight gain.

Students, meanwhile, seem to prefer the option of white or chocolate milk, though some told the news site they would drink either one.


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 Lenin's log exposed in 'Hammer and Sickle' ballet - Source SourceLenin's log exposed in 'Hammer and Sickle' ballet
 on 7/17/2017, 4:32 pm

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Lenin's log exposed in 'Hammer and Sickle' ballet



In the video below, the 'Hammer & Sickle' ballet begins with Russian peasant women in ugly masks crawling on their knees and sowing the fields. At some point these oppressed crones rise up and start running around while shaking their hands in the air, Flat-Fatima-style, as if screaming, "woe is me." But soon it occurs to them that the best way to make their need of liberation known is by doing the high kick dance.

Those routines quickly summon the leader of the world proletariat, Vladimir Lenin, in his signature vest and cap. The great friend of the oppressed masses promenades onto the stage with a brisk series of sautés, jetés, and pirouettes, letting everyone know that he is the boss in that joint.

The female peasants get the idea and prostrate on the floor as a gesture of submission to his alpha-male dominance. But as Lenin gives them no attention and continues his alternative-lifestyle pirouettes, the women begin to move their arms on the floor, presumably mass-manufacturing pussyhats and vagina costumes for the next rally against sexism and inequality.

Just as the revolutionary womenfolk leave all at once to join the working class at the factories behind the curtain, three bumbling male workers dance onto the stage, trying but failing to perform some simple task of operating invisible shovels. Overwhelmed with their own incompetence, they give up and join Lenin's dance of the revolution. With a signature gesture, Lenin takes off his famous cap and reveals his renowned bald head to the masses. Staying behind Lenin, the three dancing workers perform several revolutionary pirouettes followed by "bras d'honneur," better known in the non-ballet crowd as the "Italian salute" or "up yours."

The cisgendered male workers then get chased away from ...

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 CNN's Memebusters Unit Offers Aid to Chinese President - Source SourceCNN's Memebusters Unit Offers Aid to Chinese President
 on 7/17/2017, 1:23 pm

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CNN's Memebusters Unit Offers Aid to Chinese President



In the wake of several unflattering memes unfairly and unflatteringly comparing Chinese President Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh, CNN is offering to help the embattled leader track down the suspects.

"We here at CNN know how psychologically damaging it can be for powerful institutions and people to be bullied by lonely, anonymous losers on the internet," says CNN's Andrew Kaczynski in an early-morning post on CNN's website,

"So we are proud to offer the support and expertise of our new Memebusters™ investigative unit to bring the perpetrators to justice.

"While banning the offending images is a great first step, it is also insufficient. These hateful people must be identified and then threatened with exposure to acts of feral and violent vigilante social justice to keep them in line and provide social elites a safe space from unfair and unwarranted criticism; fear is the only way to ensure compliance. It's the Atlanta way."


The Memebusters™ team, headed by Kaczynski, was spotted boarding a Delta flight to Beijing shortly after Kaczynski's post went live. While rushing to make the flight, Kaczynski ignored questions about his relation, if any, to the Unibomber, Ted Kaczynski.

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 Clinton Caption Contest - Source SourceClinton Caption Contest
 on 7/16/2017, 9:20 pm

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Clinton Caption Contest


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 Don Jr and the Feeding Frenzy - Source SourceDon Jr and the Feeding Frenzy
 on 7/14/2017, 11:33 am

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Don Jr and the Feeding Frenzy


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I, I who’ve done nothing
I, I’m number one son
Explored – Hill’s quid pro quos
I went to listen – learned nothing worth poo-poo but oh!
Sharks pursue!

She, she was from Russia
Quite, a plant from Russia?
But believe me, HEAR when I say
That she’s a DEMOCRAT girl
And they worked together to sway —
A Trump Coup!

She could traipse to anyplace she wants
Obama shrugged and she responds
But I stand, fight this Monolith
The blows come swift against – the Trump Campaign!

I, I who’ve done nothing
I, I’m number one son
They pursue – they prance – Drive-bys
Apt to do harm with their frenzied ‘news’ with their dirty lies!
Sharks pursue!



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 Politifact reports the Current Truth from the People's Cube - Source SourcePolitifact reports the Current Truth from the People's Cube
 on 7/13/2017, 6:01 pm

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Politifact reports the Current Truth from the People's Cube



Yesterday Politifact published yet another debunking of our story titled, CNN Host Fareed Zakaria Calls For Jihad Rape Of White Women. More precisely, it debunked the reposting of our story on other websites without attribution or tagging it as satire.

Recycled parody: CNN's Zakaria calls for jihadi rape of white women

To the credit of the Politifact writer, Jon Greenberg, he treated the People's Cube with respect, quoted several of our articles and headlines, and even gave a little promo for our beloved Comrade Chedoh. Furthermore, before publishing this story, he emailed me, the People's Director, asking for a comment:

PolitiFact query: Satire inspired hate speech

Hi -

As we plow our way through nonsense posts I wonder if you could give me your thoughts on the resilience of your article about Zakaria calls for Jihad rape of white women. It gained traction in January 2016, and now we're seeing it again. A mindless site called teoinfo pasted your copy into an article on June 30, 2017. July 2, a website called Reclaim Australia Rally shared it, drawing comments such as "Would be considered hate speech if this was said by a white person about any other race. I hope this goat shagging inbred chokes."

What you post as satire is taken as actual fact by less discerning readers and draws them together on pages such as Reclaim Australia.

Seems to me you end up feeding the forces you mock. Is that consistent with your purpose? Is that what you intend and if not, how do you respond to critiques such as this one?

Thanks for getting back to me.

Jon Greenberg
Staff writer - PolitiFact


I wanted to write back with a question if the author (or Politifact ...

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Post by Red Square
 ISIS files 'cultural appropriation' complaint against ANTIFA - Source SourceISIS files 'cultural appropriation' complaint against ANTIFA
 on 7/13/2017, 1:55 pm

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ISIS files 'cultural appropriation' complaint against ANTIFA



From: ISIS High Command
Somewhere along the Syria-Iraq border

To: Mr. Zeid Ra'ad Al Hussein, High Commissioner
Office of the United Nations Human Rights Commission (UNHRC)
Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights
Palais Wilson
52 rue des Pâquis
CH-1201 Geneva, Switzerland

Re: Complaint that ANTIFA is culturally appropriating our uniforms and tactics


Dear Mr. Al Hussein:

As you may know, there is a new category of outrage that social justice warriors the world over are fighting to stop cultural appropriation. Loosely defined, this outrage occurs whenever someone adopts the habits and mannerisms from other cultures.

In this vein, we are writing to file a formal complaint with the UNHRC's Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights, regarding a matter we consider most serious: the fact that the recently-organized, global "ANTIFA" movement has:

  1. Culturally appropriated what is clearly ISIS's trademark black uniforms
  2. Culturally appropriated the terror tactics we employ while wearing these uniforms

Read the rest on our friend's blog, SaveTheWest.com.

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 This Must Be It, Dear God This Must Be It - Source SourceThis Must Be It, Dear God This Must Be It
 on 7/13/2017, 7:45 am

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This Must Be It, Dear God This Must Be It



I tell myself I'm done with Trump
I tell myself I'm not a fool
Git rid of him should be lots of fun
It's because he's such a tool

I tell myself he's such a chump
Who can make him go away?
That's when the news comes about Trump
And listen in and start to pray

Let this please be it oh dear God
This must be it or I shall die
Or I shall die
Oh hello, hello my dear God
This must be it but doesn't stick
And then I die
That's when I die

After a while, I'm myself again
I take the pieces off the floor
And pretend I'm sane again
Though never been sane before

It's not Russian collusion thing
I'll find a new scandal someday
That's when the news comes, and once again
I start to pray

Let this please be it, oh dear God
This must be it , This must be it
or I shall die, Or I shall die
Oh hello, hello my dear God
This must be it but doesn't stick
And then I die
That's when I die

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