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 Commissarka Pinkie's Open Letter to Hillary - Source SourceCommissarka Pinkie's Open Letter to Hillary
 on 9/21/2017, 12:25 pm

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Commissarka Pinkie's Open Letter to Hillary

Dear Hillary:

I read your book—well, OK, I didn’t really read it. Not the whole thing. But I did read the free sample available at Amazon (because, you know, free stuff), in which you said you wrote your book while sitting at your kitchen table. I’ll bet it looks just like Jane Austen’s. It must’ve wobbled the whole time. And that big off-center crack must’ve been very inconvenient, especially since you probably wrote your book in pencil on five-cent ruled tablets, like Laura Ingalls Wilder of Little House fame.

But the great thing about pencil is that you can easily erase any mistakes you don’t want anyone else to see. It sure beats smashing a hard drive with a hammer, or wiping a server with a cloth and a bit of bleach.

The fact remains you’re like all women who aspire to be writers! You must write at the wobbly kitchen table on tablet paper because you’re too dead broke to buy a computer, even if it’s just a lousy Coleco, or a real desk with a proper chair. Or maybe you have a real desk, but Bill always has some bimbo underneath it, thanking him for keeping abortion legal. And your house is so small that there’s no spare room you can use for an office. Hillary, I feel your pain and I’d give you a hug if only your PR staff would arrange for me to have a chance encounter with you in the woods!

Remember the mother who dragged her daughter up to you to apologize for not voting for you? Well, the mother was Yelling Yelena, which makes me the daughter. It’s not that I didn’t vote for you—believe me, I wanted to—many times, ...

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 counter-racism argument is offensive to "Beckys" - Source Sourcecounter-racism argument is offensive to "Beckys"
 on 9/21/2017, 9:23 am

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counter-racism argument is offensive to "Beckys"

Sorority probed after singing n-word lyric in Kanye West song

So the ladies of Alpha Phi at UNH were caught on camera singing a song, and used the lyrics as written without permission to use the "N" word because they (like the rest of New Hampshire) happened to be melanin-challenged.

Along the interwebs comes Maggie (who may or may not identify as a black female), who IS offended and states the following:

“Hey white people, literally just don’t broadcast you and your clan of Beckys saying the N-word and you’ll be fine,” seconded Maggie Lowe. “Don’t give any ‘it’s expression crap’ because white people will never ever ever be able to tell me what it’s like to be an ‘n-word.’”

"BECKY LIVES MATTER" strategists gather to plot revenge, seeking reparations from oppressive black culture

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 Jennifer Lawrence: nature punishes Puerto Rico freeloaders - Source SourceJennifer Lawrence: nature punishes Puerto Rico freeloaders
 on 9/20/2017, 10:19 pm

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Jennifer Lawrence: nature punishes Puerto Rico freeloaders


On the heels of her interview with British news outlet, Independent, in which young Hollywood actress Jennifer Lawrence expressed the belief that hurricanes Harvey and Irma were Mother Nature's rage over the turn in direction of American leadership, she has now ascribed similar causation to subsequent "Acts of God" – hurricane Maria and the Mexico earthquake.

"It's been proven through science that climate change is caused by human activity and voting patterns," Lawrence said, adding that voting Democrat is the only way to make a positive difference on that front.

"Puerto Rico's pummeling by Mother Nature is caused by them not paying their debts and overall fiscal irresponsibility," claimed the Oscar winning actress.

"And the devastating earthquake in Mexico?" Laurence continued. "It was Mother Nature's retribution for refusing to pay for the wall that would separate and protect them Trump's voters."

"You know, you're watching these hurricanes now, and it's really hard to believe it's all coincidental, especially while promoting this movie, it's hard not to feel Mother Nature's rage and wrath," the actress said, referring to her latest movie "Mother!" which some reviewers have described as "torture porn."

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 Democrat releases impossible to resist video - Source SourceDemocrat releases impossible to resist video
 on 9/19/2017, 10:25 am

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Democrat releases impossible to resist video

Virginia Democrat Dan Helmer released arguably the WORST BEST POLITICAL AD ever!

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Candidate Helmer sings about the Planned Parenthood abortion business and the Obamacare disaster.

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 Imagine (There's No Reason) - Source SourceImagine (There's No Reason)
 on 9/18/2017, 10:22 pm

People's Karaoke

Imagine (There's No Reason)

Imagine there's no reason
It's easy if you try
No rule to guide us
Allowed to only cry
Imagine all the sheeple
Cowering in space

Imagine there's no courage
It isn't hard to do
No one to kill or die hard
And no deterence, too
Imagine all the people
Turned to spots of grease, You-hoo

You may say I'm a queefer
But you're not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the West will be undone

Imagine no aggression
I wonder if you can
Shahids to kill and plunder
A mangine-hood of Lambs
Imagine all the sheeple
Surrendering their world, You-hoo

May say I broke up Beatles
But I'm not the Yoko one
I hope someday you'll sing this
And the West will be undone

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 Hillary snubs People's Cube - Source SourceHillary snubs People's Cube
 on 9/18/2017, 1:44 pm

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Hillary snubs People's Cube


Some commentators have said that glorious Winner of the People's Popular Vote™ Hillary has found 56 persons/groups/issues to blame for her shocking loss to racist reichwing rethug Donald <spit> Trump. She blames the New York Times among them. Now, the NYT endorsed Hillary and worked hard for her election.

Likewise, the People's Cube thoroughly supported Hillary as we do ALL members of our party, and we heavily criticized Donald <spit> Trump. (Ugh! Even seeing his name makes me think of all the isms that plague the USSA!) But do we get an honorable mention as a party of blame in her book? No siree! Oh, excuse me, no madamee! How sexist of me!

This is discrimination. The People's Cube is a very diverse place. Where else do you have a squirrel, multiple cats, a dog, and a kangaroo intelligent enough to converse with humans? If I have left out any other species, it is not by any means intentional. And then we have ghosts of Stalin and Fidel. We have all sorts of diverse elements here. Is Hillary anti-diversity? Are most of the people and groups she blames primarily full of white privilege and human species only?

We need a petition. We deserve to be mentioned in Hillary's book. They should do a second printing with this most necessary correction. Correct the record! Or at least do an ebook listing all the other parties that want recognition of blame for some of part of her loss.

James Woods is equally upset for not getting mentioned. There could be others. Hillary should blame the Founding Fathers for setting up the electoral college in the first place. Maybe even King George III for creating a situation where this country rebelled from the crown and ultimately ...

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 Trump retweets People's Cube meme, media has seizures - Source SourceTrump retweets People's Cube meme, media has seizures
 on 9/17/2017, 12:55 pm

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Trump retweets People's Cube meme, media has seizures

Starting this Sunday morning and all day afterwards the world's most serious and respectable newspapers and magazines (see the impressive list below) have been having conniptions and reaching for smelling salts. Why?

Because Donald Trump retweeted our silly animated GIF.

If you are a regular here at the People's Cube, you may have seen this meme, which is only a funny metaphor of last year's elections.

It appeared here on the Cube first.

As of now, it remains near the top of President Trump's Twitter feed.

CNN's YouTube channel has this:

Meanwhile, the international establishment media wets their collective pants:

  • CNN melts down over tweet
  • CNN: Trump retweets GIF of him hitting Clinton with golf ball
  • The New York Times: Trump Tweets Doctored GIF of His Golf Ball Hitting Hillary Clinton "It’s not the first time one of the president’s tweets has made light of violence."
  • LA Times: Trump retweets meme of him hitting Hillary Clinton with golf ball, knocking her down
  • The Washington Post: Trump shares GIF of himself striking Hillary Clinton in the back with a golf ball
  • Fortune Magazine: President Trump Retweets Video of Him Hitting Hillary Clinton With a Golf Ball
  • The Guardian (UK): Trump tweets anti-Clinton meme as tensions flare over her memoir
  • 9NEWS (Australia): Trump tweets anti-Clinton meme as tensions flare over her memoir
  • CNN: Retweet doesn't equal endorsement unless you're the President of the United States
  • Independent (UK): Donald Trump shares video of himself hitting Hillary Clinton with golf ball
  • The Daily Mail (UK): Trump retweets meme that shows him whacking a golf ball that smashes into Hillary's back and knocks her over
  • Huffington Post: Donald Trump Retweets Joke About Violence Toward Hillary Clinton
  • Mirror (UK): Donald Trump ...

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Time for Hillary to exit stage left - Source SourceTime for Hillary to exit stage left
 on 9/16/2017, 11:12 am

People's Blog

Time for Hillary to exit stage left

The Democrats have been successful in getting the country to focus on statues instead of less important things like North Korea’s nuclear ambition, an improving economy, and a stock market boom. Gone are the two hurricanes in 2017 that bolstered the global warming freak-out (even though it had been a record 12 years since a major hurricane hit the US).

But now Hillary’s pulling the proverbial bandaid off the Democrats’ wound of a 2016 election over and over and over, as if doing a remake of Groundhog Day as a disaster movie.


Obviously it’s human nature to assume that your failures are not your own but instead due to forces beyond your control. We all have frequent experiences with losing and most adults are smart enough to realize that it’s usually due to an unlucky break, bad timing, or someone just flat out beat us.

Now the Democrats are reaping the participation-trophy mentality, and when that trophy doesn’t materialize, well, it just must be someone else’s sinister doing.

Like Star Wars, where its thesis is rooted in the “force”, there exists an all-powerful supernatural tension, but with a slight alteration. The “farce” is strong in this one.

More from the Confederacy of Drones here.

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 50 Ways To Lose Your Voter - Source Source50 Ways To Lose Your Voter
 on 9/16/2017, 12:03 am

People's Karaoke

50 Ways To Lose Your Voter

The problem is all inside your head poor Hillary
The answer is easy if you take it logically
No one will help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to lose your voter

She said it's really just my nature to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning how I lost or that I'm screwed
And I'll repeat myself just don't care I'm being rude
There must be fifty ways to lose your voters - fifty ways to lose your voters

You just run out of tact Jack - fall in a van Stan
You don't need to be coy Joy - just pick up your fee
Barf on the bus Gus - you don't care they distrust much
Just drop the body Lee - and get your cash free
Just rip off the quake Jake - siphon the funds hun
You don't need to speak truth Ruth - just cackle with glee
Kennedy bus Gus - just pimp on your book much
Just wipe off your Mac Lee and get yourself free

You'd think it'd grieve us so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something we could do to make you leave again
She said don't appreciate that and would you please refrain from all the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep in sin tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see I'm right
Then Huma kissed her and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to lose your voter - fifty ways to lose your voter

You just slip on your back Jack - have a bad plan Stan
You don't need a new boy toy to get them to flee
Hack ...

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 Hillary righteously thrashes political troll - Source SourceHillary righteously thrashes political troll
 on 9/13/2017, 11:15 am

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Hillary righteously thrashes political troll

Failed Glorious Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton held a book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Union Square on Tuesday to mark the launch of her memoir ‘What Happened.‘

Laura Loomer.jpg

Rebel Extreme Right-Wing Media reporter Laura Loomer confronted Hillary Clinton about her 33,000 emails and Seth Rich before being dragged out by Secret Service.

Laura Loomer live streamed her wait in line on Periscope as she zig-zagged through the line to confront Hillary. “So the American people would like to know, what happened to your 33,000 emails?” What happened in Benghazi?”

Hillary quickly retorted with a fake warm smile on her face, “Go read the book.”

Loomer then confronted Hillary Clinton about the Haitians who never received their earthquake relief from the Clinton Foundation funds. “What happened to the millions of dollars that was supposed to go to the people in Haiti?”

Hillary then replied, “You know what? I’m so sorry you believe things that are untrue”.

If that wern't enough, as Loomer walked away she spotted Huma Abedin and confronted her about her pervert husband Anthony Weiner. Yikes! “When are you gonna divorce your husband for texting underage girls?

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