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 Sony Pictures to Release Wag the Dog II - Source SourceSony Pictures to Release Wag the Dog II
 on 12/18/2014, 2:35 pm

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Sony Pictures to Release Wag the Dog II



Dateline Hollywood, CA - Sony Pictures announced today that they will release the long-awaited sequel to the popular dark comedy from the 90s, "Wag the Dog," titled simply "Wag the Dog II."

Starring Comrade King Hussein Obama and North Korean Emperor Kim Jong Un, the new movie also features special guest appearances by Dennis Rodman and various members of the hacker group Anonymous.

Opening this Marxmas at a theater near you!

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 Dear Leader - professional automobile driver? - Source SourceDear Leader - professional automobile driver?
 on 12/18/2014, 12:45 pm

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Dear Leader - professional automobile driver?

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The Weekly Standard

"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," Dear Leader to People magazine
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Post by Comrade Putout
 Poutin over the Collapse of the Ruble - Source SourcePoutin over the Collapse of the Ruble
 on 12/18/2014, 11:52 am

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Poutin over the Collapse of the Ruble


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Don't be pouting now.

Don't laugh either. A cornered bear is an angry bear.



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Post by Evil Smiley
 Castro Is Free At Last 'Thank God Almighty' - Source SourceCastro Is Free At Last 'Thank God Almighty'
 on 12/17/2014, 11:09 pm

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Castro Is Free At Last 'Thank God Almighty'

I wanted to make a tribute to Obama's recent decision on Cuba. You know, because the US has persecuted that great and compassionate leader, Castro, for so many years. And who wouldn't love a guy who killed the rich and liberated their assets for the people. Now that's what I call real community organizing.

Obviously the selfish thousands who "escaped" to the U.S. over the years did not appreciate all that he had done for them.


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A comrade in need is a comrade indeed.

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Post by ThePeoplesComrade
 An Eagle Kiss: A Metaphor For What We Love - Source SourceAn Eagle Kiss: A Metaphor For What We Love
 on 12/17/2014, 6:35 pm

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An Eagle Kiss: A Metaphor For What We Love

Hey, Comrades,

<prog off>


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I received this in my email the other day. It really touched me. If this isn't a metaphor describing our beloved country, I don't know what is:


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Such a moving story! This is the kind of story you need when it seems like the world is spiraling out of control. Not many people get a picture of this proud bird snuggled up next to them!

Freedom and Jeff

Freedom and I have been together 11 years this summer. She came in as a baby in 1998 with two broken wings. Her left wing doesn't open all the way even after surgery, it was broken in 4 places.
She's my baby. When Freedom came in, she could not stand and both wings were broken. She was emaciated and covered in lice. We made the decision to give her a chance at life, so I took her to the vet's office. From then on, I was always around her. We had her in a huge dog carrier with the top off, and it was loaded up with shredded newspaper for her to lay in.

I used to sit and talk to her, urging her to live, to fight; and she would lay there looking at me with those big brown eyes. We also had to tube feed her for weeks.
This went on for 4-6 weeks, and by then she still couldn't stand. It got to the point where the
decision was made to euthanize her if she couldn't stand in a week. You know you don't
want to cross that line between torture and rehab, and it looked like death was winning.

She was ...

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Post by Pamalinsky
 Disaster, comrades: McDonalds in Cuba! - Source SourceDisaster, comrades: McDonalds in Cuba!
 on 12/17/2014, 4:05 pm

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Disaster, comrades: McDonalds in Cuba!


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Our ever so benevolent and gracious Dear Leader and Preezy extraordinaire, Barack Hussein Obama has made the fantastical move of opening up the Communist island paradise of Cuba!

While this is extraordinary news of people discovering the wonderful world of next Tuesday™

This realization should tempered by the fact that people will be begin to flock to the wondrous secret utopia known only to a few.

The secret of that untouched utopia fostered by the Castro brothers will be out and many will want to know how it can be brought about.

What is going to happen when too many discover the virtual heaven on earth that is afforded by the astonishingly amazing national agenda of socialism and want to stay?

The secret will be out, no longer will the success of socialism be hidden from view and all will wish to partake.

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Post by Comrade Šterpin
 Smelly beavers cause climate change with methane emissions - Source SourceSmelly beavers cause climate change with methane emissions
 on 12/17/2014, 11:50 am

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Smelly beavers cause climate change with methane emissions



Climate change: Beavers boost emissions with 800 million kg of methane every year

Methane gas has a previously overlooked source. Beavers are emitting enough methane that researchers are concerned with an imbalance of the "methane budget" and the long term effects on global climate warming season change modifications.

The science is settled and any challenge of such is racist. The methane budget will be amended by continuing resolutions, but mankind is still facing the problem that can't be licked: the smelly beaver.

What will the Goracle reveal? How deep is our government into this beaver business?

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Post by Ivan the Stakhanovets
 Balls To Putter - Source SourceBalls To Putter
 on 12/16/2014, 10:39 am

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Balls To Putter


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a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that’s what Val Jarrett tells him
And O’s her muzzie man

Well, Val likes chaos clutter
They pass laws be damned
That’s what law breakers do
And O’s her lyin’man

a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that’s what Val Jarrett tells him
And O’s her muzzie man

Well, Val don’t think American
Val don’t think that we know
Val don’t like us Conservatives
Don’t know we’re onto her

a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that’s what Val Jarrett tells him
And O’s her muzzie man

Well, Val is a spy plant from Iran
And much to her surprise
It was easy to worm oh inside
a-with that Barack guy

O’s got balls to putter
O’s got laws to cram
Wish Michelle would leave him
a-with some other man

No, no, no, O wants balls to putter
a-O wants laws to cram
O found his Johnny Boehner
a-John’s his lovin’ man

No, no, no, no
O wants balls to putter
No, no, no, no

a-O wants laws to cram
No, no, no, no
a-O wants balls to putter
No, no, no, no
And oh more laws to cram
No, no, no, no…


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 Indoctrinate your Young Pioneers with 'Elf on the Shelf' - Source SourceIndoctrinate your Young Pioneers with 'Elf on the Shelf'
 on 12/15/2014, 2:17 pm

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Indoctrinate your Young Pioneers with 'Elf on the Shelf'


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Prof: ‘Elf on the Shelf’ conditions kids to accept surveillance state

Is it Santa, or the NSA? It doesn't matter! Teach your little school-lunch-consumers about the glories of State sponsored surveillance by using "Elf on the Shelf" not yet available in Store #86, but if you already have one, you are supposed to.



Have you been naughty on the interwebs? Are you using your O-phone to view the Drudge Report, or read TEA Party propaganda? Have you sent a donation or a text of support to Ted Cruz?

The "Elf" knows these things, and its his duty to notify "Santa."

Deal with it.

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Post by Ivan the Stakhanovets
 Boardin' USA - Source SourceBoardin' USA
 on 12/14/2014, 6:42 pm

People's Karaoke

Boardin' USA



If anybody was a terrorist
Against the U. S. A.
Then everybody'd be boarded
By the C.I.A

You'd seem 'em wearing their jumpsuits
Prison sandals too
A bushy bushy black hairdo
Boardin' C.I.A

We had’em boarded in Kabul
Across the Afghan lines
Jalalabad and Ghazni
Gitmo’s Caribbean

All over the Mountains
And down Lashkar Gah
America’s been board’n
Boardin’ C.I.A

All were planning a Jihad
All were gonna do real soon
All were strapping on their vest bombs
All couldn’t wait to BOOM

We'd all be dead by the summer
If they had their way
Tell the Senate we’re boardin’
Boardin’n C.I.A

Iraqis and Sunnis
Al Iskandariyah
Al Fallujah and Balad
As Sulaymaniyah
All over Bal qubah
And Baghdadi.

America’s been boardin'
Boardin’ C.I.A

America’s been boardin'
Boardin’ C.I.A

America’s been boardin'
Boardin’ C.I.A

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