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I Don't wanna be... Benghazi

Right now
I am the Obama-Christ,
and I know nothing of Benghazi heist!
Don't know what I want, but I know how to forget it,
I wanna destroy the truth of that night!

Cause I want no testimony… on Benghazi!

Anarchy for the U.S.A
It's coming sometime like Benghazi!
I give a wrong time, I went to bed that night.
My future dream is a golfing spree.

Cause I don’t want you to see …Benghazi!

Of many ways to get what you want
I use the best, I use the rest.
I use the enemy,
I used Benghazi.

Cause I want no testimony… on Benghazi!

It's the only way to be.

Is this the C.I.A.?
Is this the E.P.A?
Is this the F.D.A?
It used to be the U.S.A, or just another country,
another false testimony.

Cause I want no testimony… on Benghazi!

Cause I don’t want you to see , you know what I mean?

Cause I want to be the Obama- Christ!! What difference at this point does it make?I'm pissed, Destroy!

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Post by El Presidente

People's Blog

Obama Scandal Movies






Our Twitterer-on-duty, General Secretary, has been busy today suggesting titles for #ObamaScandalMovies in a hashtag game that is currently trending on Twitter.

Let's help him with our suggestions!
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I Don't Know What My Administration Did Last Summer

The Good, The Bad and The First Lady

The Empire Strikes Taxpayers

A Day Without A Mexican Voter

Forgetting Sarah Marshall........and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi

9 1/2 talking points

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Citizen Blame

Born On the 4th of July...........in Kenya

Taxes Chainsaw Massacre

State Dinner For Schmucks

O Muslim Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?

An Inconvenient Constitution

Illegal Alien vs Predator Drone

SAW... nothin' (Parts I,II,III,IV,V,VI, etc.)

Raging Bullsh*t

Frost Obama

The People's Cube

Man On Liar Illegal Alien vs. Predator Drone

Honey, I shrunk the economy

The Irrelevants

Saving Private Ryan...unless he's in Benghazi

50 First Intimidates

Malice in Blunderland

The Last straight Boy Scott

Burn After Reading..........The IRS memos

Sandra Fluke Does Dallas

The Curious Case of Bumbling Biden

Rain Man...how Joe Biden became vice president

The English Patient......died because he had Obamacare

Four Scandals and a cover up

Hairy Movie..the story of the women of Code Pink

Exit Through the FREE Gift Shop

Saving Private Ryan...unless he's in Benghazi

50 First Intimidates


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Post by Red Square

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Obama Dramatically Heckled by Medea of Ancient Mythology






President Barack Obama's counterterrorism speech was derailed several times yesterday when a progressive anti-war activist named Medea shouted bitter words about his leadership.

This drama couldn't have come at a better time for Obama, as it created the much needed appearance of moral pressure to push his agenda of unilateral disarmament even further.

Medea's dazzling performance was captured very clearly on tape and immediately retransmitted on many networks, which caused some drama critics to suspect the entire theatrics might have been scripted at the White House and, possibly, even lip-synched.

At the very least, the sound engineers had been given prior instructions that at 4:35 into the President's scripted remarks, they would have to capture a cameo appearance by Medea, making sure her voice wouldn't be lost among other noises in the large auditorium.

In addition, the People's Cube correspondent, AbecedariusRex, noticed that Medea's words sounded strangely familiar - as if they had already been spoken a thousand times on different stages over the course of many years. A brief research confirmed his suspicion: the highly publicized oration had been lifted off in its entirety from Medea's address to Jason, written by Euripidis in 431 B.C. (Medea, Episode II, Stanzas 465-515)

Below is the transcript of the exchange between POTUS and Medea

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May 23, 2013

{begin transcript}

MEDEA: You ... you, utterly vile ...

POTUS: Ma'am, please sit down.

MEDEA: This is the worst charge I have
to say against your total lack of manliness.

POTUS: Ma'am…

MEDEA: You have come to me, you who are most hateful
?
This is not daring; this is not courage,
to abuse ...

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Post by Red Square

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Two women: so different, yet so alike

I'm not sure what this means, perhaps you will help me to find out.

I came across this picture today, of a woman milking a cow. Her name is Galina. In the old Soviet days she had married a promising government apparatchik, Alexander Lukashenko, hoping to leave behind the drab life of a commoner and to join the glamorous elites. Now that her husband has become a full-fledged dictator of the former Soviet republic of Belarus, he sent his chubby, aging wife to live on a farm, replacing her with a younger blonde concubine, who is also his personal physician.







This image reminded me of another picture I once saw - of an American woman, who wanted the United States to be more like the Soviet Union. In 1960 Stanley Ann Dunham (pictured below) was a radical communist student in Hawaii when, while taking a Russian class, she met a young Kenyan communist who also studied Russian on a grant he had received from America. United in their love of Russia and communism, they conceived a son and named him after his African father. The father, however, quickly abandoned them to become a government apparatchik in his native Kenya, where he already had several other wives.






These two women had very different lives, and yet there seems to be some definite similarity, which I can't quite put my finger on. What is it?








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Post by Red Square

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It Wasn't Me







People woke up and they caught me red handed
Tearin' up the USA
Picture this, it was Saul Alinsky
Taught me what to do and say

How could I forget that all those
Tea Partyers were there
All that time the IRS was
Givin' them an awful scare

But they caught me on Benghazi (It wasn't me)
Saw me lyin' on the TV (It wasn't me)
I even lied about the health care (It wasn't me)
They even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

They saw me playin' on the golf course (It wasn't me)
Heard me lie about Osama (It wasn't me)
I lied in both of my campaigns (It wasn't me)
Hey I'm a king - I'm Obama

People woke up and they caught me red handed
Lyin' most every day
Picture this, I'm a full-fledged commie
Tearin' up the USA

How could I forget that people
Might even get a clue
That they might see through the BS
Even figure out what's true

But they caught me on Benghazi (It wasn't me)
Saw me lyin' on the TV (It wasn't me)
They even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
I even lied about the AP (It wasn't me)

They saw me playin' on the golf course (It wasn't me)
Heard me lie about Osama (It wasn't me)
I lied in both of my campaigns (It wasn't me)
Hey I'm a king - I'm Obama



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Post by R.O.C.K. in the USSA

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Rhetorical Leadership Defeats Limbaugh Theorem

In my normal manner, I'm hereby expressing myself rhetorically and thereby counting on my underlings to understand my orders without the necessity of me actually giving them such orders. (It is, of course, the modern, Chicago version of the rhetorical device used by King Henry II to rid himself of threats to his goals posed by a "meddlesome priest.")

My loyal IRS underlings correctly understood my rhetorical flourish about the need to "punish our enemies and reward our friends" without the necessity of me overtly "ordering" them to do so. The latest outrageous conduct of Rush Limbaugh, who obviously wiretapped our White House strategy sessions and thereby devised his "Limbaugh Theorem," has made it necessary for me to again resort to a rhetorical flourish propounding the question of whether anyone can wiretap Limbaugh and seize all his email and telephone records.



Fortunately for us so far, virtually no LIV listens to Limbaugh because we've convinced them that he is the personification of evil and un-coolness, but we can never take it for granted that LIV's won't stumble upon propaganda he disseminates and mistakenly think what he does is to impart information we can otherwise count on our loyal allies in the traditional media to help us conceal from the LIVs.

--Fearless Leader

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Post by Fearless Leader

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Weiner is IN!


...and I am giving him a hand this time!








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Post by Comrade Putout

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I Love ObamaControl!

People are fighting back against the vicious Republican smear machine! All of these phony-baloney trumped up scandals are really getting real Americans good and mad at those Tea Party creeps.

Grassroots organizations all across the nation, real Americans, are getting together and fighting back. We've created:







and we're marching in the streets and speaking truth to power!







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We're not going to let the Right destroy everything Obama's done. He hasn't done anything wrong. The Right isn't going to stop with all these scandals against Obama until they destroy the hope and change Obama revolution and ObamaControl healthcare, ObamaControl education, and ObamaControl economy!

America won't let them! The Republicans have to stop their smear machine against Obama now!

Join:








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Post by Margaret

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Cops: Cell Phones Could Be Guns!

Because there is a war on for your mind, Paul Watson writing for infowars.com has revealed a little known secret of modern police training school theory.






“A recent case where a police officer attempted to seize a cell phone by claiming it could be a weapon underscores how cops are now being trained to treat phones as potential guns in an underhanded effort to prevent people from recording police activity.”

San Diego police officer Martin Reinhold told a suspect: “...he’d been trained to assume cell phones could be guns.” Another unidentified officer explained that, “Any object larger than a man’s thumbnail may be concealing a firearm. It’s simple logic. How big is a 22 caliber short round? Well, it’s small enough to fit in the end of a soda straw! See my point?”






Another more seasoned officer discounted these fears. “Personally, I’m more concerned with these 3D printed guns we’re hearing about. This means that anything could be a lethal weapon. A woman’s lipstick or hairbrush might be a small caliber hand gun printed to look like an innocent cosmetic item. I mean, some guy with a note pad and pencil coming at you too fast could be an attacker. Shoes, pocket watches, a can of Pepsi or a CD case, a gun can be printed to look like anything a criminal wants it to look like. This is scarey stuff!”

What’s next? What happens when 3D printers become so advanced that they can print duplicates of themselves! Many officers I spoke with were worried that future development of such “bootleg” printers will lead to widespread underground manufacturing gangs. Hackers, seeking new and more destructive amusements, will begin writing and distributing CAD/CAM software ...

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Post by Captain Craptek

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The People's Politically Correct Golf

Golf is a gentleman's sport and decorum is paramount. Rules are rules and they must be upheld no matter the stature or pedigree of the participant. But, like any system of rules, the system must mature and evolve over time and sometimes one can run afoul without realizing.

As an outside observer one may have thought that Tiger Wood's philandering with multiple escorts might have so tarnished his image that the gentlemen of golf would have ostracized him. Alas, the philandering rules have evolved and Tiger was ruled in bounds.

But not so for the rules on mentioning food. Fuzzy Zoeller learned this the hard way and now Sergio Garcia must fall prey to the fried chicken penalty and he has been disqualified.

Sergio García's racist taunt at world No 1 Tiger Woods ahead of PGA Championship may cost Spaniard millions

The irony of Mr. Woods being in the center of both incidents is not lost on us. The shame of it all.

As a Norwegian I can identify. I am deeply offended when someone makes hurtful references to lutefisk.



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