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Failure of Earth To Warm Confirms Climate Change Theory

Shocking data recently released by the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit reveals that the rising trend in world temperatures ended in 1997, thus confirming the dire predictions of Climate Change researchers regarding the effect of human activity on the earth's ecosystem. Based on readings from more than 30,000 measuring stations, the figures show the planet has not warmed for the past 15 years and suggest that we could even be heading for a mini ice age to rival the 70-year temperature drop that saw frost fairs held on the Thames in the 17th Century.



Climate Change Theory proponents were quick to note that CO2 levels have been rising unabated during this period, and the theory predicts excess amounts of this pollutant would draw heat out of the atmosphere and into outer space, cooling the planet. As the graph above shows, the earth's temperature temporarily warmed during the last decade, thanks largely to the after effects of the pro-environment policies of US President Bill Clinton. But, after years of neglect by his successor, George Bush, the planet began to cool again. The emergence of environmental champion Barack Obama helped to reverse that trend briefly, but the bias to cooling once again resumed after the US congress was hijacked in 2010 by anti-science religious zealots.

Climate scientists took issue with deniers' claims that they had predicted planetary warming, noting that the theory specifically predicts Climate Change. "Look, if the earth's termperature goes up or if it goes down, that's a change and that's what we have been predicting!", said Michael Mann, lead climate researcher and professor of settled science at Penn State. "I mean, if the temperature stayed the same for 15 years, we would be wrong and I would ...

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The Teachings of Jesus and Obama: A Reference Chart

Now that Obama has started quoting Jesus, the toiling masses need a special chart in order to understand the Bible and what those passages really mean in progressive, Obamunist terms. So I made such a chart for you: the kinder, gentler, smarter, less embarassing version of the Bible. Enjoy!



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Comrade Cthulhu

Comrades,

This morning I took a break from my studies deep in the bowels of Miskatonic University here in progressive Arkham, Massachusetts, which has borne the indignity of Rethuglican oppression under the bone-crushing weight of that fascist 1%-er mind-altering-LDS-enthusiast Mitt Romney. While devoutly atheist, I am tolerant of non-Christian faiths, since I view them as susceptible to accepting the word of Marxism-Leninism in guiding them to the World of Next Tuesday. Among such faiths are the followers of Cthulhu, skillfully drawn by H.P. Lovecraft in 1928. The core of Cthulhu belief is nicely encapsulated by the following logo clarifying the religion's scientific approach to social progress.



But to return, Cthulhu predates mankind by millennia. It is thus quite interesting to note that the deity Cthulhu was/is/forever-shall-be Comrade Cthulhu. He was/is/will-have-been able to see the future and joined before it was. Comrades, that is a progressive Weltanschauung!
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While President Obama reminds us that Jesus was the first real wealth redistributor, hence right-thinking proto-Party member, clearly The One was imparting His wisdom in reference to the existential context most conducive to mass understanding. Had He instead employed a more historically accurate approach that used Cthulhu instead of the regrettably better-known narcoleptic Jesus, millions might have failed to attain the progressive message proffered from The Omnipotent Oracle's lips.

Comrades, the re-emergence--resurrection, will you--of Comrade Cthulhu is yet another reminder of how Marxism-Leninism is the true path that has transcended humanity and even the time-space continuum itself, ever in the fore.

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The Girl Scouts of America: Planned Parenthood Issue



Following Nancy Pelosi's endorsement, Planned Parenthood has completed its long-overdue merger with the Girl Scouts organization, which conservative critics have characterized as "hostile takeover." Below is the cover of the first joint issue of The American Girl magazine - featuring a photo of Speaker Pelosi teaching girls how to handle a scalpel - and sporting the following titles:

• Be Prepared with Thin-Mint-flavored chewable birth control pills!
• Who's NOT planning to be a parent at twelve?
• ABORTION: We do it for the children
• Whether you are an aborter or an abortee - we support diversity!
• Girl Scout Scalpel: Do a Good Turn Daily!

This issue is free* with a purchase of Thank U Berry Munch condoms, courtesy of the U.S. Federal Government (Department of Education, Department of Health and Human Services, Food and Drug Administration, National Endowment for the Arts, and Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms).

* Sponsored by Tagalongs Peanut Butter Flavored Condoms.
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Bourgeois don't know who Rachel Maddow is?

Dear Komrades!!! The false consciousness of the bourgeois kapitalists runs deeper that we have ever thought! For those Klassenfeinde who did not partake in the mandatory viewing of Jeopardy the other night, please watch below.



Fellow Socialists! We must reeducate the world about the greatness of the FriendOfThePeople™, Rachel Maddow with more agitprop!!!!!







Also, I never know that in AmeriKKKa, "Rachel" is boy name...?

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Post by Fourier's Anti-Manatee

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Food Czar Moochelle Does Not Like Beets?!?!?!?

Comrades,

I for one am in utter shock about this, but according to the official Mirror of the United States or MOTUS, "Lady M" made it clear on Leno the other night that she does not like beets. Comrades, do you understand the implications here? What about our Kollective Farms? All we do is work in the beet fields. And our Food Czar does not like this fine food? Should we start growing arugula? What to do, what to do?

Are beets now to be considered evil KAPITALIST food?

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Post by Comrade Vlad Linen

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Socialist\Islamist Mob Mentality

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Dried blood caked seats in the stadium where fans of the hometown Al-Masry club stormed the field following the team's 3-1 win over Cairo's Al-Ahly club. Rival fans battled one another with rocks and chairs, while witnesses said many of the Al-Masry fans carried knives and sticks. Many of the dead suffocated in a crush as fans tried to flee the stadium, only to find a locked steel gate blocking their escape, survivors said. Link

As a supporter of the people, I understand and am sympathetic to all mob mentality. What would cause a riot at a soccer game bewilders me somewhat. Possibly boredom drives the crowd to insanity.

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Post by ThePeoplesComrade

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Who founded Fabian Socialism in the United States?

http://progressingamerica.blogspot.com/2012/02/who-founded-fabian-socialism-in-united.html

Most people don't even know what Fabianism is. Those who do, may think it's limited to Britain. It's not. In The Encyclopedia of Social Reform, By William D. P. Bliss, this is written:(Page 578)

FABIAN SOCIETY, THE (AMERICAN) A movement to establish in America a Fabian Society and carry on a work like that of the Fabian Society in England (see the next article) was commenced in Boston in February, 1895, under the lead of the Rev WDP Bliss.

Doesn't get any clearer than that. It was founded by William Dwight Porter Bliss, in Boston. His Fabian organization in Boston ended up publishing the paper "The American Fabian". They initially had very limited success(see pages 320-322), but Fabians in America would go on to have influence in at least two different Presidential Administrations. Walter Lippmann, who served in Woodrow Wilson's administration, was a Fabian. And Stuart Chase, who was a member of Franklin D Roosevelt's "Brain Trust" was also a Fabian.

As a testament to how successful Fabianism was(and still is) in the United States, it was Stuart Chase who coined the term "The New Deal" in one of his books.

But how did the Fabians have so much success, if they initially met with so much failure? It was the Colleges and "institutions of learning". And the fact that the further they got away from the word "socialism", the more success they had. The Intercollegiate Socialist Society, which was founded by Harry Laidler, (different link) had two important members. Walter Lippmann and Stuart Chase. Chase was also involved in the Fabian's attempt to create a mirror of their London School of Economics(LSE) here in the US, the The Rand School of Social Science.

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Post by progressingamerica

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Global Warming Denier's Yearly Statement on Groundhog Day








Today, a world-famous Amerikkkan animal once again denied the undeniable truth of global warning - a truth declared by every real scientist - and claimed that we are in for six more weeks of winter.

Reich wing propaganda media outlets stated that a so-called Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow - probably a Teabagger trick generated by combustion engines - and then returned to his lavish 1-percenter home and went back to sleep.

Algore™ was unavailable for a statement; rumors are that he, FLATUS, and flabulous film maker Michael Moore were seen chowing down on a strange mix of lobster, tacos, and corn dogs on Martha's Vineyard.

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Say it ain't so!!!!

Comrades and other useful idiots,

Most disturbing news. If Gallup is korrect then the teabagger fly over states are going to dominate the election! Even progressive Oregon has been indoctrinated.


http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/gallup-state-numbers-predict-huge-obama-loss/352881

What shall we do? Take the poll. Vote early and often.

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