. As the November climate over Amerikkka appears to worsen, new study warns, quintessentially :
I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Yes, Comrade. Are you listening? Yes, I am. Chads.
The possible chad storms may inrush either via the top of a despicable Tower in New York, or through Chappaqua Channels, or even - preclusion impossible - both. Or none of it, as the study reminds us : it’s not a prognosis, it’s a, you know, scenario...
If need be to handle a post-November-8th chad anomaly, it will be dealt with by specialized comrades, so-called Chadeks.
Esteemed organisations CAIR, ISNA, MSA et al., backed by spiritual leaders all over the Ummah, started vigorous protests and filed strongly-worded claims. "Chadeks", so the complaint, sounds to a Musulman (PBUH) "like Zaddiks/Tzaddiks".
"Religions cannot influence elections. The Jews pull the strings everywhere. Now they want their grubby fingers all over November 8th." And OIC, the super-Rep of all 57 countries of Ummah, submitted a Tzaddiks/CAIR complaint to HRC1.
1 HRC stands not for Beloved Empress of chappaqua.mail fame, but for the Human Rigths Council.
... I'd jackhammer in the morning, I'd jackhammer in the evening, I'd jackhammer all over this land.
Dateline, Hollywood -- This morning at 5:45 AM an idealistic young man armed with nothing but a jackhammer and his iconoclastic revolutionary fervor marched down to Trump's Hollywood star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Only the chill early morning air and a crowd of news media who're always there waiting expectantly at the Trump Hollywood star just in case someone with a jackhammer might show up and make a statement greeted him.
The idealistic young man, who identified himself as Comrade Otis, is an eighty-three year old college student at Karl Marx U, California. He told reporters he was merely trying to steal the Trump star so as to sell it in order to raise money to help those Donald Trump has oppressed throughout the years. This involved jackhammering it's face to oblivion and leaving the remains in place.
Comrade Otis said he got the idea to jackhammer the icon of capitalism from the Obama administration. "Obamacare is a jackhammer to the capitalist system of oppression. Everything Obama has done is a jackhammer to the stinking bourgeois freedoms of the stinking bourgeoisie! The jackhammer of State will set us free! We will build a beautiful new world from the rubble. To the jackhammers!"
PROG PORN: Trump Hollywood Walk of Fame Star DESTROYED
MOTHER THERESA ACCUSES DONALD TRUMP OF SLOPPY KISSING
ASSOCIATED PRESS OCT. 25, 1989, 2:22 P.M. E.D.T.
"He came running up to me from out of the crowd, with wet lips, mouth agape, tongue wagging, dribbling saliva" cried Mother Theresa to the two policemen. "He looked mad!"
"Donald had both his tiny hands outstretched with fingers wiggling, mumbling something about kittens," sobbed Mother Theresa, as one of the policemen took notes and handed her a Kleenex exactly 27 years ago today.
The cops were writing down the report when Mother Theresa cried out again in a loud wail, holding her cross to her lips. "He looked wild," she said about The Donald. "His hair was orange!" Mother shrieked recalling that image, sitting down on her bed, shaking wildly as the policeman tried to calm her.
"He grabbed me in a tight hug," sobbed Mother Theresa, "and then planted his slobbering wet lips into my right ear as I turned my face away."
"A gallon of saliva ran in my right ear, I still hear the gurgling sounds," cried the sainted woman. The cop reached into his first aid bag and handed her a Q-Tip. "Here, Mother, use this," said the kind policeman to her.
"May I kiss you?," he asked.
When AP got wind of this story, our reporter stood up at Donald's last night's Tampa rally to ask the candidate about why he beats his mother, why he hates Catholics, Christians, Jews, and little puppies, and about his advances on Mother Teresa.
Trump responded, "It's not true, a media lie, you lie, Obama and Hillary lie; and besides, it happened almost thirty years ago," adding, "she did not kiss that good anyway... and, I mean, did you take a look at her? ...
Obama: Grab ‘Cousin Pookie’ off the Couch and ‘Tell Him to Go Vote’
So the secret to a party victory is one man with one or more votes...the People's Hero, Cousin Pookie, the guy on the couch.
It was his vote in 2008, and again in 2012 that cast the deciding vote.
Comrades, let's save the party some Other People's Money, and stay home. Let's let Pookie do the heavy lifting, since our votes don't matter anyway, he votes, we tend our beets, election is (ahem) fairly counted and certified, we win, and free stuff comes our way!
Is there anybody going to stop this wretched woman Everyone in DC gone astray She's the kind of bitch you loathe so much it makes you dreary All to get her friggin single pay....that girl....girl....
When I think of all the times we've tried so hard to shake her She will turn to them and start to lie And she promises the world to them and they believe her After all this time they don't know why....oh girl....girl....
She's the kind of witch who puts you down When friends are there make you a fool When they say she's polling good She acts as if it's understood she's cool cruel ooh ooh girl....girl....
Was she told when she was young that pain would lead to treasure Then she set her eyes upon the Fed Every man must break his back to fund her days of leisure Anyone that crosses her is dead....ah girl....girl....
Love trumps hate! Subsidize non-traditional marriages now!
The meaning and scope of non-traditional marriages has been expanding lately all over the world, where diverse people of equally diverse cultures have been officially marrying not just other people of varying genders and quantities, but also snakes, goats, dolphins, cats, dogs, video game characters, as well as inanimate objects - dolls, pots, pillows, walls, towers, roller-coasters, or even their own cardboard cutouts.
While we wish them to live happily ever after in their progressive non-traditional relationships, we can't help but wonder why there hasn't been much progress in this regard in the United States, and what can be done to eliminate this glaring gap so that Americans wouldn't be ashamed of trailing behind the more advanced societies.
As we know, the solution to every problem is benevolent government intervention. We need to raise awareness and promote policies that would encourage the spreading of non-traditional marriages in our country through government subsidies and other forms of assistance. This includes increased food stamp rations and employment quotas for non-traditionally-married, free pet food and government reimbursement for custom-made beds, cages, water tanks, terrariums, and other intimate arrangements.
We will also need to modify our healthcare system - merge human and animal hospitals, retrain doctors and medical personnel, and add a provision to the Affordable Healthcare Act that would allow to include both animals and inanimate objects into government-subsidized insurance plans regardless of pre-existing conditions.
A massive diversity and sensitivity training program must also be instituted by the government, to ensure inclusiveness and acceptance. This will also help further to delegitimize and marginalize haters and other non-compliant elements in our society. That will be, perhaps, the most literal implementation of the most recent Party slogan, "Love Trumps Hate."
In response to the critique that her campaign consists mainly of throwing dirt at Donald Trump, Mrs. Clinton has now announced her first - and most important - executive plan: an ambitious roadmap to rebuild America's military: the Military Equality Program.
Speaking to a large crowd of 11 supporters and 134 journalists in Washington, Mrs. Clinton delivered a rousing speech:
"People no longer respect our military, because it is a source of inequality. Remember the first phase of Iraq II? We rolled them up like a carpet, you could hardly call it a war. Our soldiers were better trained, better equipped and had better leadership, so we never gave those poor Iraqis a fighting chance. That's not the America we want. We need to reposition our objectives globally, and make sure other nations that want to kill our troops have equal opportunities to do so. Global equality must be the goal of the next administration."
Mss Clinton went on describing the biggest success of her pilot project on Military Equality:
"Remember the Benghazi attack in 2012? When I started as secretary of state, the head of the CIA gave me very precise intel on local terrorist militias and suggested some changes to the security detail. But my team worked overtime to make this a poster case for Global Military Equality: I personally made sure that our operatives on the ground were unprepared, that no reinforcements were sent and that the military liaisons got contradictory information. And I think we can all be proud of the results: some unwashed savages were able to brutally murder four US citizens, including two former US navy seals!"
Some specifics about the Military Equality Program:
- Target Uniforms: since Muslim terrorists are ...
I met Bill's old victims At debate last night They seemed so mad seeing me I just smiled And they bought back all those good times When I laughed at all their tears Still lyin' after all these years Still lyin' after all these years
I am the kind woman That wants to socialize I lean to the left On liberal ways And I ain't no fool for loose lips That whisper to the press Still lyin' after all these years Still lyin' after all these years
Media bowing Bail outs Fawning Helping me get my way I'll never worry Why should I? You're all gonna pay
Now I log on my server And I watch the polls I hope to do some damage One fine day But I will not be convicted By a jury their lives fears Still lyin' Still lyin' Still lyin' after all these years