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 Behold! The Party's New 5-year Housing Plan! - Source SourceBehold! The Party's New 5-year Housing Plan!
 on 2/19/2017, 1:38 am

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Behold! The Party's New 5-year Housing Plan!


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What will they think of next? Burdened by the People's lack of money due to Kapitalistik demands, the Party in our People's Stronghold of Los Angeles has developed a glorious new 5-year plan of People's Housing. It's so revolutionary, in fact, that the plan was hatched by the daughter of a bona-fide Russian!

"Accessible to All", as the comrade in the video states, this smart new plan features only one kitchen and one bathroom, but has many beds situated in an environment that permits no privacy, a fact which all right-thinking comrades assuredly will enjoy.

A particularly revolutionary part of this stunning "dormitory-style" idea is the communal refrigerator, with a tiny, yet generous space provided to put your daily vodka ration or beet harvest. An even more revolutionary feature is the communal toiletry ration, a state-provided plus for fortifying your immune system against any sicknesses your fellow comrades may get.

The interior is reminiscent of a Glorious People's Factory or Tractor Barn, with concrete floors, scrap wood, and unfinished beams. Nameboards make it easy for you to find your bed and easy for the KGB to know who has that copy of the Constitution or Shakedown Socialism.

Bunkbeds, or Pods, as the comrade tells us they are, throw you kicking and screaming back to your childhood dacha, filled with family (or what's left of it) and freezing cold air. A personal outlet and telescreen provide luxury usually only enjoyed by high-ranking party officials. A nightlight only adds to the child-like glow of this truly gorgeous Party-manufactured living arrangement.

Community areas allow easy organization of Party protests or presentations of how the white capitalist man has crushed our comrades, seen them driven before him, and heard the lamentation of ...

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Post by Comrade Stierlitz
 Triggered Again - Source SourceTriggered Again
 on 2/18/2017, 11:50 pm

People's Karaoke



Triggered Again



Cheated by poll's fake news
Start to cry at oddest times
You're stuck in this stupid quandary
Getting sick with his every line
Tell you why, 'cause you're

Triggered, Triggered again
Ain't it time you grew a pair?
Yeah, you're Triggered, Triggered again
You're a cry baby

You didn't get your way
Smell that harsh bitter bouquet
That's the smell your ass burning
Your tantrums are getting old

Triggered, Triggered again
Ain't it time you grew a pair?
Yeah, you're Triggered, Triggered again
You're a cry baby

Stop, understand this
Your dear Hillary lost the race
Stop, understand this
You're about to lose your last shred of sanity

I can't stop from smiling
Donald Trump the biggest winner yet
We are happy and laughing
We got Trump and got no regrets

Triggered, Triggered again
Ain't it time you grew a pair?
Yeah, you're Triggered, Triggered again
You're a cry baby

Stop, understand this
Your dear Hillary lost the race
Stop, understand it
You're about to lose your last shred of sanity

I don't think you want to
I don't think you could
Don't you think It's time you grew up
If only you could
You are acting crazy
You're stupid and loud
Get a job you're lazy
You are, you are, you're forever

Triggered, Triggered again
Ain't it time you grew a pair?
Yeah, you're Triggered, Triggered again
You're a cry baby

Triggered, Triggered again
Ain't it time you grew a pair?
Yeah, you're Triggered, Triggered again
You're a cry baby

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Love and Hate:  Instructional Video - Source SourceLove and Hate: Instructional Video
 on 2/18/2017, 1:25 am

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Love and Hate: Instructional Video



There's so much talk of Love and Hate these days. It called for making an instructional video.


Written by Oleg Atbashian. Narrated, animated, and produced by James Lorenz.


Is it just me, or do you also wonder how liberals can possibly function, let alone win elections? This lump in their heads, they refer to it as a mind, is made of absurdities, inconsistencies and contradictions.

How is possible to hold so many mutually exclusive beliefs?

  • To espouse non-violence - and commit violent acts.
  • To cheer gays - and then speak glowingly of those nations who murder them.
  • To denounce corruption - and then vote for the corrupt.
  • To demand love - and be full of hate.

The fact is there’s a method to their insanity and sane people will keep losing to the insane unless they understand what that method is.
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Let’s take love and hate. Scientists have discovered that both love and hate originate in the same nervous circuits in the brain. You can measure them physically. But they’re even more connected metaphysically. One is the flipside of the other, like 2 sides of the same coin.

There can’t be a coin with one side bigger than the other, so the amounts of love and hate are always equal. In fact, they’re not even two different emotions. They’re the same human emotion, positive on the front and negative on the back. The bigger the love, the bigger the hate. The smaller the hate, the smaller the love. A total absence of hate means a total absence of love. You might as well be a vegetable.

If you love something you hate anything that threatens the thing you love. If you love your child, you hate anything that endangers it. ...

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Post by JosephStalinthe3rd
 BASH THE FASH! Punch-N-Play Set - Source SourceBASH THE FASH! Punch-N-Play Set
 on 2/17/2017, 8:46 pm

People's Blog



BASH THE FASH! Punch-N-Play Set




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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Punch out stand-up characters, signs, barricade, and stands. Assemble stands into slots on stand-ups.

2. Attach the protest sign of your choice to female protester.

3. Pose figures to create your own scene of righteous tolerance!

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Post by Komrad Spezial K
 Press misreporting, misquoting President Trump - Source SourcePress misreporting, misquoting President Trump
 on 2/17/2017, 3:34 pm

People's Blog



Press misreporting, misquoting President Trump



I'm not sure if this has been picked up in America but our UK press are reporting that President Trump was "bashing" the BBC.

'Here's another beauty': Donald Trump bashes the BBC again in heated back-and-forth with 'impartial free and fair' reporter Jon Sopel during bizarre White House press conference

  • President said 'Here's another beauty' after asking Jon Sopel where he was from
  • North America editor replied 'It's a good line', adding: 'Impartial, free and fair'
  • Sopel joked on Twitter: 'My bosses have approved a new business card for me'
  • During the press conference, Trump also took hits at CNN, Wall Street Journal, New York Times and other media organizations

The reports appear to be leaving off the first two words from their quotes, changing its apparent meaning.

  • Mail Online version: "Just like CNN, right?"
  • Trump's original quote: "Yeah, sure, just like CNN, right?"

Is the BBC really "impartial, free and fair"? Let's see.

  1. "Impartial" - proved to be anything but.
  2. "Free" - Mandatory payment of £145 a year (all of it goes to the BBC) for a "state TV viewing permit" without which no live TV of any kind (including live news broadcasts) from any source is allowed.
  3. "Fair" - They believe (& recently demanded of Parliament) that only those who pay the "state permit" (see above) should have access to live TV & actively hunt down those who disobey, so they can be punished in court by their own court presenters.


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Post by Komrade Winston Churchillski
 The People's Cube rolls into Europe, has reached Belgium - Source SourceThe People's Cube rolls into Europe, has reached Belgium
 on 2/15/2017, 8:27 pm

People's Blog



The People's Cube rolls into Europe, has reached Belgium



Our correspondent in Belgium, Comrade Minitrue, has sent us a transmission about the growing prominence of the People's Cube in the European Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (EUSSR) and its glorious capital, Brussels.

In an article describing the ongoing ruthless purge of all right-wing sources and personalities from Wikipedia, a Dutch-language Belgian newspaper, Sceptr , describes us as a "right-wing satirical website." (How far to the left must the comrades in Brussels have gone in order to see our truly Stalinist Party organ as "right-wing"?)





Google translate gives a more or less decent translation of the page into English. For the poorest masses who cannot afford the free Google translate service, below is a grammatically straightened version:
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Wikipedia purges politically incorrect newspaper 'The Daily Mail'



An influential group of Wikipedia editors decided last week no longer to accept the British right-wing newspaper 'The Daily Mail' as a reliable news source. The organization behind Wikipedia (The Wikimedia Foundation) claimed initially that it had no hand in this decision.

Such cases are usually decided by an online discussion, in which each Wikipedia member can participate, but the final call is made by the more experienced 'editors' of a higher grade (called "closers"). In order to climb up the 'Wiki hierarchy' and be a 'closer', you have to be nominated by other members based on your previous work for the website.

As a result of the above decision, articles from The Daily Mail can no longer be used as evidence of "notability," which is the main criterion for admitting a topic on Wikipedia. In a nutshell, if some facts are mentioned in this newspaper (the second largest tabloid after The Sun in the UK), but they are not covered by other ...

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Post by Red Square
 After the Protest - Source SourceAfter the Protest
 on 2/15/2017, 1:58 pm

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After the Protest


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After the Black Lives Matter protest, you're hungry, right?

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Post by Komrad Spezial K
 Can You Identify This Man? - Source SourceCan You Identify This Man?
 on 2/15/2017, 12:34 pm

People's Blog



Can You Identify This Man?

Comrades, I need some help IDing this man. I've totally forgotten about him, who he is, etc. I THINK he may have been a high ranking Party member, but it seems like that was a past version of the Truth. Last time I saw him he was getting tossed into a government helicopter, that's where I totally forgot about him.


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Whoever he is, he must not have had a legacy worth anything. If he had one I would've remembered him.

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Post by Comrade Stierlitz
 The Orange Supremacist Threat - Source SourceThe Orange Supremacist Threat
 on 2/15/2017, 3:06 am

People's Blog



The Orange Supremacist Threat


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The ever-vigilant Komrad Silverman has done THE PEOPLE a great favor by korrektly identifying markings, disregarded by most wrong-thinking people, as simple utility worker symbols. They are, in fact, secret and subversive codes of hatred, used by a world-wide conspiracy of fascists, known as the The Utility Workers' Army, whose hidden agenda is Orange Supremacy.

Sarah Silverman Mistakes Sidewalk Utility Markings For Swastikas



Thanks to the eagle eye of Sarah Silverman, the secret signs of the Trump Nazi Illuminati have been exposed!

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Post by Komrad Spezial K
 Captain Craptek heroically saves a prole - Source SourceCaptain Craptek heroically saves a prole
 on 2/15/2017, 2:40 am

People's Blog



Captain Craptek heroically saves a prole



You might have missed this heartwarming news from Idaho:

Trusty pet squirrel foils burglary



No guard dog here: An Idaho man said his pet squirrel foiled a home invasion burglary in between jumping across the furniture and wolfing down snacks.


Captain Craptek gets blamed for a lot of stuff around here, so I wanted to stick up for him. So, until the next time he gets in trouble or steals something from Tractor Barn #2, let's all cheer his good deed!

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Post by Mikhail Lysenkomann

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