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 Oleg, you have friends at Conservapedia - Source SourceOleg, you have friends at Conservapedia
 on 1/19/2017, 11:00 pm

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Oleg, you have friends at Conservapedia

I noticed that the activist editors at Wikipedia have targeted you for destruction. They took out TPC and then CfK.

If I can assist you in any way, let me know.'s_Cube

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Post by progressingamerica
 Thank God and Don Trump........ - Source SourceThank God and Don Trump........
 on 1/19/2017, 10:41 pm

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Thank God and Don Trump........

You've taken trillions and then you squandered it all
You shamed us by saying we should give it all
But we thought this was what's called hope and change
And watched as our country went down the drain

Now comes eight years later a simple goodbye
It's time that you're leaving and we're starting to cry
Now we're here in Washington and you're getting off
And all I can think of is ....Thank God and Don Trump you're gone

Thank God and Don Trump you're gone
We didn't know how much longer we could hold on
Watching you bow before our enemies
Watching you wreck our US economy
Those big Red state voters are now singing this song
Thank God and Don Trump you're gone

Thank God and Don Trump you're gone
That load on my mind got lighter when you got off
President Trump is a beautiful sight
With those great jobs coming and aliens going back
It may sound kind-a cruel but we were silent too long
Thank God and Don Trump you're gone
Thank God and Don Trump you're gone

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 The Empty One (in memoriam) - Source SourceThe Empty One (in memoriam)
 on 1/19/2017, 7:25 pm

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The Empty One (in memoriam)



(not self-explanatory? comrade, click the pic!) _(11 minutes of Make-My-Day)









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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 on 1/19/2017, 3:07 am

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Grind, my lovelies! GRIND! Grind the mill of DECEIT! More FAKE NEWS! More FAKE NEWS!

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Post by Komrade Kevinsky
 Incompetent Trump protester fails to self-immolate - Source SourceIncompetent Trump protester fails to self-immolate
 on 1/19/2017, 12:08 am

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Incompetent Trump protester fails to self-immolate

Proper training is required to flambé oneself for social justice

By Matthew Vadum, reposted from Bombthrowers:

Incompetent Trump protester fails to self-immolate

A Trump-hating protester set himself on fire last night outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C. but failed to kill himself, according to reports.

The as yet unidentified 45-year-old Californian used an unidentified accelerant and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to flambé himself for social justice.

“I tried to light myself on fire as an act of protest,” he reportedly told reporters before they filed their reports. He said he was making a statement about “the fact that we’ve elected somebody who is completely incapable of respecting the Constitution of the United States.”

He was admitted to hospital with serious but not life-threatening burns much to the dismay of #DisruptJ20 leaders. Police have so far declined to press charges. President Obama still has around 46 hours to honor the man with a medal.

It was unclear at time of writing if the man was insane or simply a very dedicated demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully combust he is unlikely to have been an Eagle Scout.


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Post by Red Square
 Why did Chelsea Obama pardon Chelsea Manning? - Source SourceWhy did Chelsea Obama pardon Chelsea Manning?
 on 1/18/2017, 11:02 pm

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Why did Chelsea Obama pardon Chelsea Manning?

Countdown: Barack Obama will soon become Chelsea Obama:

Cross dresser.jpg

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 Give To The Clinton Foundation - Source SourceGive To The Clinton Foundation
 on 1/18/2017, 9:17 pm

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Give To The Clinton Foundation

Donations to the Clinton Foundation have dried up now that the Clintons may no longer sell access to the halls of power and government.

If things don't change soon, they will soon be forced to fly on commercial airliners instead of private jets, they may have to take Uber instead of ambulance/limousines.

This must not be permitted to happen - years of public service and profit cannot be simply forgotten.


Now, more than ever, the Clintons need your money. Donors like Saudi Arabia, New Zealand, Germany and other corrupt regimes pining for access have now withheld their financial support.

How is Chelsea supposed to maintain a multi-million dollar Manhattan penthouse for her failed financial swindler husband and child?

How will Bill be able to romp about on the Lolita Express and chase young vixens on Pedophile Island with the PizzaGate Gang?


Hillary cannot fly coach!

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Post by Evil Smiley
 Ahnuld is a Thoughtkriminal! - Source SourceAhnuld is a Thoughtkriminal!
 on 1/18/2017, 6:45 pm

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Ahnuld is a Thoughtkriminal!

Mr. Caliphornia has just betrayed his Party-Approved ways to become a ruthless thoughtkriminal. Watch the video below for the proof!

We can't work with trump, we can't "stop whining"! We HAVE to whine, otherwise, how will others see that we are revolutionary and the only Party of Truth, Justice, and the Soviet American way?

I suppose that we shouldn't have been surprised, though. He showed some softness to Trump *spit* back in 2015:

However, back in the pre-Obamaskaya days, he said that Her Cankliness would make a good Terminator:

Truly terrifying stuff. It seems that non Party-Approved ideas got into his head and are infecting it. And just think about it: If a man as strong as Ahnuld is getting infected, what does that mean to the average blue-haired, genderqueer, pansexual, Feminist Basket Weaving Dance Therapy student at George Mason U?

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Post by Comrade Stierlitz
 Pee-Gate: A Documentary - Source SourcePee-Gate: A Documentary
 on 1/18/2017, 2:14 pm

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Pee-Gate: A Documentary


A behind the scenes look at how Pee-Gate really happened.

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Post by JosephStalinthe3rd
 Last minute pardon requests - Source SourceLast minute pardon requests
 on 1/18/2017, 7:56 am

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Last minute pardon requests


With just over 48 hours left of the Obama Administration, this is your last chance to remember if there is anything you might have done for which you need a pardon. Post it here and a commissar will get it to Dear Leader for consideration when he's not busy still filling administration jobs, writing executive orders, spending taxpayers' money, and valiantly attempting to cause trouble for the illegitimate Donald Trump.

I'll go first:

My transgression and my cat's transgression:

Years ago, Dear Leader's glorious face graced the cover of the magazine Fast Company. I failed to frame it and put it on the wall so I could bow as I walked by. I left it on the couch.....and my racist reichwing rethugiKKKan cat got sick all over the picture. True story and Obama therefore saved my couch too! See he's useful for something...

I tried to save the picture but in the end, it was too damaged and I was forced to throw it away. I need to be pardoned for my failure in proactive handling of Dear Leader's image.

Naturally, I mandated the cat to take eight weeks of diversity and sensitivity training. One week for each glorious year of Dear Leader's reign. But I just don't think this is enough.

I am begging for a pardon for both my negligence and my cat's blatant racism.

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