| Source • Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations
on 9/15/2014, 7:58 pm
Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations
Sun Tzu achieved immortal fame for his treatise on the Art of War but little was known about his dog until this explosive publication was revealed to be the source of President Obama's and Secretary Kerry's innovative strategies regarding foreign policy. "This book entirely rewrites military history"
"This could be pure brilliance but what difference does it make?
Quote:12. Therefore, in your obsfucations, when seeking to determine the political conditions, let them be made on the basis of a comparison, in this wise:--
13. (1) Which of the two parties is detached from all notions of Moral law? (2) Which of the cable TV channels has the most viewers? (3) With whom are the lies most advantageous in Heaven and Earth? (4) On which side is indoctrination most rigorously enforced? (5) Which story is more believable? (6) On which side are officers and men more likely to worship me? (7) In which army is there the greater constancy both in punishment and guilt? This book WILL change the way we see the world
Vladimir Putinread more ...Statistics
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Post by Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
| Source • The End of Civilization is upon US
on 9/15/2014, 2:06 pm
| Source • How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with Pelosi
on 9/15/2014, 1:17 am
How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with Pelosi
How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with the Malignant and Crazy Nancy Pelosi:
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Post by TheFineReport.com
| Source • Kerry's War Flip-Flops
on 9/14/2014, 8:53 pm
Kerry's War Flip-Flops
John Kerry has a pair, why not you?
Costly? Well you could give kidneys, combat medals, two bottles of Hines Ketchup, guns, cheese burgers, cupcakes, your soul, melons, or currency for a pair.
Not satisfied? Well for more donations you might get the People's Cube wrapped in our favorite brown paper
scented if you are lucky
Still not satisfied? Who do you think we are? Capitalist pigs?Warning: Not responsible for The People's Cube sales as I am a fictional character and all responsibilities for sale is actually by people under The Peoples Cube Authorization. They recommend payment in dollars. Any other trade may violate laws under United States. Pay at your own risk. Kerry Flip-Flops was not for sale when this advertisement was made. False advertisement you say? Maybe, but if you are interested in Kerry Flip-Flops, demand for some and your
hard earned money can convince them to make it. Word of advice for the People's Cube Authority, if you provide pictures of such flip-flops, be ready to make them.read more ...Statistics
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Post by Hammer and Loupe
| Source • USSA citizen asks for paid vacation from North Korea
on 9/14/2014, 6:49 pm
USSA citizen asks for paid vacation from North Korea
An Amerikkan named Matthew Miller wanted to escape the capitalist propaganda to settle in peaceful North Korea. His wish was granted for six years. Wow! An amazement to be hold.
We know Dear Leader gives us vacations, but Comrade Miller wanted to study abroad. He accidentally ripped his visa, but Dear Leader promised he will get him back with no trouble after a few rounds.
I am grateful to have the most caring, Dear Leader.read more ...Statistics
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Post by Hammer and Loupe
| Source • ISIS Opens Restaurant and Music Hall
on 9/14/2014, 3:10 pm
ISIS Opens Restaurant and Music Hall
I don't know what all the fuss is about. They look like really nice guys, there's nothing extreme about them at all. I can't believe they would do all the terrible things the media is telling us about. Look at them - they couldn't hurt a fly!read more ...Statistics
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Post by Red Square
| Source • Show Bill Clinton Your Snapper
on 9/14/2014, 2:49 pm
Show Bill Clinton Your Snapper
President Clinton is a musician.
He likes the sound of sax and violins. He likes the blowing of the whoremonica.He's got rhythm - he was widely touted as the real first 'black' President, until Dear Leader, anyway.
From his newest tee shirt, we can see that he likes snappers and finger snapping.
That's what he meant, of course. read more ...Statistics
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Post by Evil Smiley
| Source • Found! The means to cleanse ourselves of capitalist filth!
on 9/13/2014, 11:11 pm
Found! The means to cleanse ourselves of capitalist filth!
Comrades, whilst delving into the bowels of the Internet as I passed myself off as just another mindless prole enthralled by the latest opiate of the people, I came across the solution to ridding ourselves of all capitalist lackeys impeding the advancement of our nation.
With minor modifications and upgrades a dedicated cadre of revolutionaries should be able to clean Foggy Bottom out in no time at all. What brought this into crystal clarity were statements such as, “…burrowing pests trying to take money out of your pockets…”
This was clearly applicable to all so called representatives of the People.
Just imagine, we too can soon join the ranks of those who say, “Man, we blew those suckers out of there!”
The future is now!read more ...Statistics
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Post by Subvet
| Source • in just..... apologies to e.e. cummings
on 9/13/2014, 3:10 am
in just..... apologies to e.e. cummings
spring when the world is on-
fire and pathetic
speeches low and wee
and ericholder comes
running from race clash and
irs and arab
when the world is on fire-burning down
ear obama speeches
low and wee
and loislerner isn't talking
'bout hard-drives and crash-es and
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Post by Groucho Marxist
| Source • It's not a War!
on 9/12/2014, 4:08 pm
It's not a War!
It has been announced by the Administration that we are not fighting a war with ISIS !
This is because we have no " boots on the ground "
.This is great news, Comrades !
We must start to rewrite our history books ( again ) to reflect this current truth
.Otherwise, if the masses see images like these, they might get the wrong idea about what happened back in World War Two :I bet these guys would certainly be relieved to know they were not at war.read more ...Statistics
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Post by Krasnodar