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 Ferguson/Chicago - Source SourceFerguson/Chicago
 on 8/21/2014, 11:42 pm

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Ferguson/Chicago



E. Holder and Nixon panders
We're burning down our town.
This summer we got much dumber,
One dead in Ferguson.

Gotta get down to it
Our own are gunning us down
Said nothing don't you know.
What if you knew it?
Sharpton's no where to be found
He'll show for funds don't you know?

Gotta get down to it
Our own are gunning us down
We'll say nothing don't you know.
And they all knew it.
Is Jessie Jackson in town?
They're here for their racist show

E. Holder and Nixon panders,
We'll ignore deaths by our own.
This summer we got much dumber,
Scores dead in Chicago

Scores dead in Chicago
Scores dead in Chicago
What?
Scores dead in Chicago
Scores dead in Chicago
How many more?
Scores dead in Chicago
Scores dead in Chicago

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Poster: Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn as Boris and Natasha - Source SourcePoster: Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn as Boris and Natasha
 on 8/21/2014, 3:17 pm

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Poster: Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn as Boris and Natasha



I made this poster last month at the request of America's Survival, Inc. for a conference they organized on July 16, 2014 at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C.

The conference focused on the recent interview with Bill Ayers by Megyn Kelly, which is still being rerun at nights on Fox News. According to Cliff Kincaid, "The 'Kelly File' show amounted to rehabilitation of a communist terrorist and sets the stage for President Obama to issue pardons for Ayers' comrades still in prison." Unprepared and outmatched by a seasoned propagandist, Kelly provided the aging terrorist with a platform to spread his talking points, turning the interview into an audition for a TV show.

Here's an excerpt from the conference report.

It's really not a stretch to say that Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn are destined for their own show on Fox News, modeled after the Boris Badenov and Natasha characters from the Rocky and Bullwinkle. We thank Oleg Atbashian for his remarkable poster, getting the point across. Like the episode where Boris and Natasha get stuck in their own mine field, this is not something that Kelly and her corporate bosses will be able to escape very easily.

For more information, see Cliff Kincaid's open letter to Fox News Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes, Why Did Fox News Rehabilitate a Communist Terrorist?

Here are some of the points:

  • Ayers was allowed to depict himself as an "anti-war" activist
  • Ayers successfully smeared FBI informant Larry Grathwohl
  • Ayers used Fox News to smear Vietnam veterans
  • Kelly showed the lack of serious preparation
  • Kelly's legal analysis was flawed
  • Fox News set the stage for presidential pardons of the Weather Underground
  • Is an "Ayers-Dohrn" TV show in the cards?

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Post by Red Square
 Headlines from the past - Source SourceHeadlines from the past
 on 8/21/2014, 1:05 pm

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Headlines from the past

Headlines we were NOT supposed to see.

My fave all time article on the Cube is “Headlines from the Future”. I decided to take a different approach to my favorite bit.

Let’s pretend it is 2008 and instead of headlines from the future, l decided to make a list of headlines we were NOT supposed to see after “The One” took power.

Back in 2008, if you had told me these were going to be the headlines in 2014, I would have not believed you. But they all happened. Feel free to pile on or make a graphic about this post.

* * *

American Jets Bomb Iraq. Boots on the Ground May Not be far Behind.
But Obama ran on getting troops out of there. In 2014 we will still be in Iraq??!!


American Beheaded in Iraq.
I thought the Muslims would love us after we elected one. And were we not supposed to be out by now? Certainly the Cairo speech would have set the world straight by 2014.


Unemployment is Still over 7% despite 1 TRILLION Dollars in Stimulus Money.
I guess 1 TRILLION doesn’t go as far as it used to. Cue Doctor Evil. ONE-TRILLION-DOLLARS. Does that much money even exist?


President Plays Golf as American Die In Middle East.
I thought Bu$h was no longer president in 2014. I guess this is a typo.


Race Riot Enters Second Week.
Obama was going to usher a “Post Racial” America. What happened? All the race riots under Bu$h were bad enough er wait let me do a little more research on that one.


American Embassy Attacked on 9/11.
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Post by Ted State
 John Kerry mistaken for something other than John Kerry - Source SourceJohn Kerry mistaken for something other than John Kerry
 on 8/21/2014, 7:48 am

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John Kerry mistaken for something other than John Kerry

North Korea recently referred to John Kerry as a "wolf donning the mask of a sheep" and that he was a "wolf with a hideous lantern jaw."

North Korea Insults John Kerry Over His Looks


The State Department was quick to issue an official response: "The insinuation that the Secretary of State is a wolf in sheep’s clothing is completely untrue. John Kerry has been and will always be a sheep. There is not one drop of wolf in him. We apologize to the North Korean government for any mixed messages it may have received that are contrary to President Obama’s policy of promoting American weakness."

Foreign leaders from all over the world also issued statements confirming that John Kerry is "all sheep."

And in a historic show of unanimity, all of the member states of the United Nations save North Korea passed a resolution agreeing that John Kerry is only "a sheep with a hideous lantern jaw."



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Post by Chairman Meow
 Deja Vu - Source SourceDeja Vu
 on 8/20/2014, 7:30 pm

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Deja Vu




As Al has done this before we know 'zackly just what he'll do
Hey, don't you?
As Al has played the race card before on other times around here
We should probably know just how to deal
With all his spew

And I feel like Al's done this before
Feel like I've seen this before
And you know it make me wonder
What's going on in Ferguson?

Duke Lacrosse
Tawana Brawly
Trayvon Martin
Jews in Crown Heights

Al Sharpton's done this before
Al Sharpton's done this before
Al Sharpton's done this before
Al Sharpton's done this before


Al Sharpton's done this before
We have all seen this before

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 What Problems? - Source SourceWhat Problems?
 on 8/20/2014, 3:14 pm

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What Problems?



Russia tells Dear leader to fix our problems.



What problems? I see nothing! Everything is fine in the USSA. We are almost in-tuned in nature. Comrade Tovarichi has found his inner animal or maybe was raised by them............ I don't know, but he is more in-tuned in nature then some of us.

So what problems do we have, I probably need help with my comrades to get to the bottom of this.

Comrades, does our Dear Leader have any problems?

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Post by Hammer and Loupe
 Heads up. - Source SourceHeads up.
 on 8/20/2014, 10:08 am

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Heads up.


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In Abu Ghraib, prisoners were stacked up naked, sleep deprived, humiliated by women and starved. In other words, it was pretty much your standard fraternity hazing ritual minus the alcohol. When Americans are captured by terrorists, they are killed and the video is posted all over the web. Who would you rather be captured by?

Prog off. At one point in my life, I was a photojournalist. This man certainly did not deserve this. Nobody deserves this. My heart and prayers go out to his family and friends. I hope a JDAM goes out to the friends and family of this terrorist.

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Post by Ted State
 Ferguson - Source SourceFerguson
 on 8/20/2014, 8:52 am

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Ferguson




Well I came upon Michael Brown
He was laying right in the road and I asked them
"Tell me what is going on?"This they told me,

Said, "We're going on down to Ferguson
Gonna join in a race riot gang
We're goin' to loot and burn and get some stuff free"

We are racists, we're emboldened
We are liberal children
And we've all been listening to Al Sharpton

Well then can I loot beside you
I have come to need new shoes
And I feel my hair's in need of a new hair weave

I have no facts, wonder why I'm here?
And then maybe it's part of a plan
And I don't have me a job, but stores will be burnin'

We are racists, we're emboldened
We are liberal children
And we've all been listening to Al Sharpton

We are racists, we're emboldened
We are liberal children
And we've all been listening to Al Sharpton

By the time we're in Ferguson
We were several thousand strong
And everywhere was theft and conflagration

And I then I saw Obama's AG
All smeared in the blood of this dead guy
Turning the Black Panthers loose upon our nation

We are racists, we're emboldened
We all bought in the devil's bargain
And we got to stop listening to Al Sharpton

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 The Governor of Texas - Source SourceThe Governor of Texas
 on 8/20/2014, 12:18 am

People's Karaoke



The Governor of Texas


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There's a Governor in Texas, That makes liberals angry
Nobody there can miss him, His boots up to his knees
He tried to remove a liberal when she was DUI
And since he tried to fire her, he must now face a show-trial

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

When the Rio Grande gets flooded, with coyotes trying to hide
Illegals on the river swim across in the summer night
I know that he remembers, even when his “oops” let go
He challenged Barack to see them, but Obama would not go

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

Oh now I'm going to find him, So I can give him campaign doe
And we'll sing the songs together, That we sung four years ago
He'll play the campaign gaily, And we’ll work to get your vote
And the Governor of Texas shall be Pres forevermore

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

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Post by El Presidente
 Queen Hillary distances herself from Dear Leader Obama - Source SourceQueen Hillary distances herself from Dear Leader Obama
 on 8/19/2014, 7:42 pm

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Queen Hillary distances herself from Dear Leader Obama

Queen Hillary has begun a campaign to distance herself from Dear Leader. New legends are being created about how they have always hated each other.



Even New York Times editors are coming out with new books that supposedly reveal a 'blood feud' between the Clintons and the Obamas.



Even Moochelle Obama - the reigning Queen got into the act. She put on her favorite cow costume and criticized Queen Hillary.



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