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 The News Is Happy - Source SourceThe News Is Happy
 on 7/24/2014, 8:48 am

People's Karaoke

The News Is Happy



I might seem stupid, watched the news today
Shout out to Delaware what'd he say?
Said three hundred people died, no dismay
Said healthcare was free for all but now we'll all pay


(The News is Happy)
IRS has emails lost and Holder accuses FOX
(The News is Happy)
Got some alien kids, bussing them to FEMA camps
(The News is Happy)
We'll never let you know what they're doin' to you
(The News is Happy)
If you're really watching, then, you might just be stupid, too


I channel clicked, looking this and that
Say did some terrorists just take Iraq? (What?)
Well, now he's calling names, Says their plan's stinky
Now what did Kanye West say to he? here's why


(The News is Happy)
Fast and Furious got no coverage or views
(The News is Happy)
Benghazi might be the latest guest today on the View
(The News is Happy)
Think it's fun cutting in the line at some greasy diner too
(The News is Happy)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably stupid, too


Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, can never know why
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, I said
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, it's pointless to try
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, I said


(The News is Happy)
Made campaign stops in fifty seven different states
(The News is Happy)
Royal visit to the Queen he writes down the wrong date
(The News is Happy)
Took it on the chin at the supreme court again today
(The News is Happy)
Now the whole world sees what a sad loser he turned out to be
(The News is Happy)
Cash worthless at the bank
(The News is Happy)
Took my last shirt, ...

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Dear Leader fails social experiment - Source SourceDear Leader fails social experiment
 on 7/23/2014, 6:14 pm

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Dear Leader fails social experiment

Washington, DC, the adopted homeland of Dear Leader, was recently part of a social experiment.

A source, who has now been purged, captured Dear Leader himself partaking in this grand experiment.


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So what other sidewalk regulations should be enacted in The People's State of America?


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Post by El Presidente
 Dead Cruz AND the UnDead - Source SourceDead Cruz AND the UnDead
 on 7/23/2014, 4:32 pm

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Dead Cruz AND the UnDead


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Evil Tea Party Capitalist Ted Cruz accuses HBO of portraying Democrats as blood sucking vampires. These Tea Party types clearly have no proof to back up their anti social accusations and wish to discriminate against yet another minority community. Dear Leader has the right to enjoy the night life like any other Haematopinus citizen with RENFIELD SYNDROME. Will the Republican discrimination against those with different cultural backrounds never end?

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Post by worddust
 The GOP Has New 2016 Prez Frontrunner in Darth Vader - Source SourceThe GOP Has New 2016 Prez Frontrunner in Darth Vader
 on 7/23/2014, 3:21 pm

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The GOP Has New 2016 Prez Frontrunner in Darth Vader



Comrades,

I was just ruffling up my cedar chips for my day's sleep, when this poll caught my attention.

Poll: Darth Vader More Popular Than All 2016 Candidates



If the GOP ran Lord Vader - he would even beat out our best hope of Comrade Clinton! Even Boba Fett would beat out Hillary! And if they ran a Vader-Fett ticket, comrades - we could lose the election!

What are we to do?

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Post by anonemous1
 Green is the new Red - Source SourceGreen is the new Red
 on 7/23/2014, 2:50 pm

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Green is the new Red



130 Environmental Groups Call For An End To Capitalism


Our staunch comrades in the Environmental Wing have come out for the abolishment of the "hegemonic capitalist system" in the final draft of the Margarita Declaration. Yes, it is actually called the Margarita Declaration, I couldn't make this up. I do wonder if these declared margaritas are made with officially sanctioned beet vodka.

I digress. The best part is: "But many poor countries, like Venezuela, do not support a “green economy” solution to global warming, instead, arguing that rich countries should give poor nations cash payments and technology transfers." I interpret this to mean that the poorer countries want food stamps and Obama Phones. And who wouldn't. Perhaps some state supplied contraception to go along with it?

Will we need the International Date Line once we all reach the Glorious World of Next Tuesday?

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Post by Red Salmon
 The Zoo: An Allegorical Adventure - Source SourceThe Zoo: An Allegorical Adventure
 on 7/23/2014, 2:46 pm

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The Zoo: An Allegorical Adventure


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Comrades - I would like to bring your attention to a new political satire book entitled “The Zoo: An Allegorical Adventure.” It’s a quick read along the lines of Orwell’s Animal Farm with some very relevant current day implications.

If you enjoyed Animal Farm, you will really find humor in this book and the interesting plot twists. This month it’s available as a free download through July 31st at Smashwords. The book is also distributed via Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple iBookstore and other outlets. Here are links to the book’s description:

"The Zoo: An Allegorical Adventure" by Stephen Black (Coupon Code SW100)

The book is most enlightening. Enjoy the read!

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Post by HowardRoark
 Vladimir Putin's Official Fan Page - Source SourceVladimir Putin's Official Fan Page
 on 7/23/2014, 12:08 pm

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Vladimir Putin's Official Fan Page

This morning my tinfoil hat picked up a transmission from Vladimir Putin, which I am obligated to transcribe here in its entirety.

Hello friend,

I am Vladimir Putin and I invite you to come and see my fan official page for free. Yes! No cost to you! It is with delight I show you many, many pictures of me on horse, bear, me playing Russian Roulette and shooting things which run.

To visit my fan page you should click here:

I am Putin and I know it


If you like my fan page you should show and tell everybody person you know. I recommend very, very good practice that you place very easy to click link on your website. I also think you should share on the Twitter and the Facebook to your many fans. I know they will like.

Here is animated gif image of me riding a cracker. Putin on Ritz, get it? Ha-ha-ha.



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As we say in Russia На здоровье. I look forward to seeing my face on your website.

Warmest regards,

Vlad


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Post by Red Square
 Fund Raiser (Headbanger's Ball Edition) - Source SourceFund Raiser (Headbanger's Ball Edition)
 on 7/22/2014, 8:28 pm

People's Karaoke

Fund Raiser (Headbanger's Ball Edition)





I'm living on an endless road
Around the world to raise more doe

Sometimes my job’s too tough
But begging for cash is never rough
Some keep saying that I do it too much
But I know I'm a liar
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
I brought my teleprompter

Fund Raiser, it’s the job that I seek
Fund Raiser, $30 thousand a seat
Fund Raiser, It's all I know how to do
Fund Raiser, I'll give a speech to you

Walking out on another stage
Another town, another place
Sometimes it don't seem right
But its the only thing that I like

People keep telling me it's bad for my polls
But doing my job I hate it

Out of control, the world is losing its soul
I talk while the world's on fire

Fund Raiser, it’s the job that I seek
Fund Raiser, $30 thousand a seat
Fund Raiser, I'll raise money its true
Fund Raiser, I'll give a speech to you

I'm living on an endless road
Around the world to raise more doe
Sometimes my job’s too tough
But begging for cash is never rough
Feeling all right in the noise and the light
I'll talk while the world's on fire.

Fund Raiser, it’s the job that I seek
Fund Raiser, $30 thousand a seat
Fund Raiser, It's all I know how to do
Fund Raiser, I'll give a speech to you

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Post by El Presidente
 Poisonous Spoon - Source SourcePoisonous Spoon
 on 7/22/2014, 9:43 am

People's Karaoke



Poisonous Spoon


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Some folks are born, made to trash the flag
Ooh, they don’t have a clue
And when their hand lays down for all to see
Ooh, that’s when you’re gonna catch on too

But, that’s Barry. That’s Barry.
He has a poisonous spoon, spoon
It’s Barry. It’s Barry.
He has that poisonous spoon

Barry was born with a chip the size of land
Lord, don’t he blame others, oh
But, when Americans voted him in
Lord, you’d think they were gonna lynch him

But, that’s Barry. That’s Barry.
He has a poisonous spoon, spoon
It’s Barry. It’s Barry.
He has that poisonous spoon, no?

Yeah, yeah, some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, that’s not our President, Lord
And when he turns them, want to run away
Ooh, they look so empty, don’t want more, more

But, that’s Barry. That’s Barry.
He has a poisonous spoon
It’s Barry. It’s Barry.
He has that poisonous spoon


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Post by Googie
 IRS Computer Crash Party - Source SourceIRS Computer Crash Party
 on 7/21/2014, 8:59 pm

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IRS Computer Crash Party



The Institute Relief Support (IRS) has done it again by having a computer crash party. Such a great party since all the computers gathered up and thrown into a pile. We had the people's pyro light up the computers like it was Fahrenheit 451 based on a true story. We all know the Smile Keepers are protecting us from sad news which come out of these things.

Rejoice Comrads! Tax forgiveness is here. Our Dear Leader has given the selected few who donated lots of money to his rigged campaign poor and the middle oppressed misfortune class relief they need to give them money for next campaign donation. You must go to the nearest People'sVoting Station to register for help from the government. Don't register and rations will be taken from you.

Have a tax relief day.

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