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 Trump's PEACE is an Existential Threat to a Nuclear War! - Source SourceTrump's PEACE is an Existential Threat to a Nuclear War!
 on 6/21/2018, 8:13 pm

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Trump's PEACE is an Existential Threat to a Nuclear War!



MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWSFLASH - July 2018 - Singapore

In another systemic initiative to destroy Barack Obama's legacy of creating disaster and a Glorious Future of millions displaced, dead and maimed whom our president called Hope & Change, the fake President Donald Trump returned from his meeting in Singapore with North Korea's democratic leader Kim Il Un, blabbering something about "God Blessess the Peacemakers.

"The meeting was a absolute disaster and a failure as everything this president does is a total failure," wrote the New York Times.

After the president's return Bill Clinton said: "The Iran Deal I made back in the nineties was sufficient and a good deal, the same good deal for America President Obama made. We don't need to change it now. We need to prepare to attack Kim."

"We don't need no peace!" said Hillary Clinton, sitting next to Bill, and added, "Resist! Resist the peace, because with peace we cannot have war. With this president who stole the election, and it was my time I remind you, we no longer will have a war on anyone of our choosing. Not a war on women, not a war on seniors and children, not a war on gays, no more getting free Sandra Fluke condoms that cost $300 a month, not a war on misery, poverty and unemployment! What kind of world is this becoming I ask you?"

"With peace all we'll get is a nation-full of prosperous, content, generous and happy deplorables wearing MAGA baseball hats," said CNN co-host Chelsea Clinton.


Barack Obama, a former actor who played president so convincingly some of the world actually believed he was, president, and even remembered the race riots he encouraged with his son Trayvon, said,"My birth certificate is ...

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 Parent And Child Disunion - Source SourceParent And Child Disunion
 on 6/20/2018, 7:02 pm

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Parent And Child Disunion



No, we will not give them false hope
Like the old obama way
But the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away

Oh, illegal alien minds
They can't for the life of me
Think of another way
I know libs say "let them be"
But it just don't work out that way
And some have a lifetime of runs
Over and over again

No, we will not give them false hope (no)
Like the old obama way
But the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away

Those lazy media minds
The press can't believe it's so
Though it seems strange to say
Their outrage is just for show
In such hysterical ways
And of course they've forgotten guns
Over and over again

But we will not give them false hope (no)
Like the old obama way
But the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away

Oh, the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away
Oh, the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away

Oh, the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away
Oh, the parent and child disunion
Is only the border away

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 I Know the State is, but What am I? - Source SourceI Know the State is, but What am I?
 on 6/19/2018, 3:08 pm

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I Know the State is, but What am I?

The People, and The People's Cube call for a State-approved mid-life crisis

Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan here!

Have you ever heard of the notorious "mid-life crisis" that is prevalent in the kapitalist world?

Afraid that it will strike you painfully when you give it a try?

Well, worry no further! Introducing The People's Midlife Crisis!

This State-approved midlife crisis will let you suffer a mid-life crisis without suffering a mid-life crisis!

We've all heard the lame, weak retort "I know you are, but what am I?" One day, a kubist kommisar (never actually happened) was hurled this retort. Rather send that fellow to the gulag, the brilliant komissar realised it can be a way for the state to find a Marxist solution to that dastardly kapitalist problem called the "mid-life crisis" (that fellow was sent by the komissar to the gulag in the end regardless).

And so now here we are with this. No more do you have to worry about the problem of wondering who you are halfway across life. You are what the state tells you, after all, so you will go through a mid-life crisis that is equally State-approved. This will not only let you avoid questioning who you are, but also tell who they are!

Because you are, after all, part of the State, so therefore you are entitled to tell others what they are, and they can't question it, right?

Sign up today, you won't regret it because the State said so!

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 Dutch Mohammed Cartoon Contest - Source SourceDutch Mohammed Cartoon Contest
 on 6/19/2018, 1:24 pm

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Dutch Mohammed Cartoon Contest



Geert Wilders is organising a Mohammed cartoon contest. As a graphically-oriented collective, wouldn't it be nice if one of our comrades were to be permitted to show his/her/its/Xe's works in the Dutch parliament? So... let your inner artist speak, pray to your muses and grab a pencil! More info here and here.

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 About the Cube and me: Crying In Our Wilderness at Steynian - Source SourceAbout the Cube and me: Crying In Our Wilderness at Steynian
 on 6/19/2018, 12:50 pm

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About the Cube and me: Crying In Our Wilderness at Steynian



This morning a peasant hand-delivered this email to our armored mailbox at the Party Bunker:

Dear Mr. Atbashian:

I just wrote the following as a little tribute & thanks for all your work on behalf of truth & freedom in the silly West.

Love your website, thinking about buying your book, definitely need more shirts.

Crying In Our Wilderness

Comrades! Rejoice, because the revolutionary truth is conquering! Comrade Binks shares the party-approved doctrine with you!


Thankfully the author used a photo of me wearing black-and-white makeup, which obscured my true identity. I hadn't shaved or showered for two weeks in order to take that picture. I call it "me in black-and-white-face."

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Post by Red Square
 Deferred Action for Taxing Adults - Source SourceDeferred Action for Taxing Adults
 on 6/19/2018, 6:11 am

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Deferred Action for Taxing Adults



Good news. comrades!

In a brave act of bipartisan cooperation, the US House has passed a bill by unanimous vote: the DATA - "Deferred Action for Taxing Adults." The idea is simple. If illegal entry into the country can be "decriminalised", then why not tax evasion?

All citizens of the USA are now eligible for a renewable two-year period of taxless living. The application process will begin soon!

More similar projects are in the making:

  • The DAMA (Deferred Action for Murdering Americans)
  • The DASS (Deferred Action for Stealing Shit)
  • The DALaScaVoF (Deferred Action for Large Scale Voter Fraud)

Get your signs ready and alert your media liaisons.

Comrade Minitrue

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 Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune - Source SourceSituational Ethics Wheel of Fortune
 on 6/17/2018, 12:35 pm

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Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune


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This week I was writing a letter in Russian, to my great comrade-friend Alexander Ovechkin, to congratulate him on winning the Stanley Cup and having the best looking wife in the world.

Suddenly I was violently distracted by loud whining at a televised Sarah Huckabee news conference. Trump's achievements with North Korea summit have required an immediate redirect of the American news narrative back to "Trump hates children". This press conference was almost better than watching the glorious Russian Hockey team defeat Trudeau's Team Canada Crybabies.

Sarah Sanders got into a heated fight with reporters over kids being separated from parents at the border

Komrades - success in Korea required another big spin of the "Liberal Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune" and it landed on "children" this week.

I know this Liberal Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune must exist. It has many cards - the War on Women Card, Race Card, Global Warming, Rainforest, Polar Bears and at least one very bad card...the Trump Card.

Has anybody in the People's Cube seen this wheel? Help me.

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 Hillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE! - Source SourceHillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE!
 on 6/16/2018, 6:08 pm

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Hillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE!


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Hillary, in her eagerness to provide THE solution to the annoying problem of populist insolence, i.e. deplorables, has updated her methods by instituting the use of Robots. While her famous statement “It takes a village” was fabulous and universally understood, she, being the smartest woman in the world, hitched her wagon to a star and chose the new Robot technology to achieve her ends.

As it happens, the goal of having “a village” (collective) decide things coincides exactly with the goals of AI. A coincidence? I don’t think so.

While Hillary, brilliantly feigning ignorance regarding the “wiping” of her basement server by saying when asked about it, said, “You mean, like with a cloth? She was just getting ready for her new onslaught against those who oppose her. Very clever.

Here’s some of what Hillary is considering: ROBOTS could be capable of outsmarting humans and even taking over the world we live in, an artificial intelligence researcher has chillingly warned.

"One option my colleagues would like to do is build super intelligence, and keep it under human control like an enslaved dog," he said.

"But you might worry that maybe we humans just aren't smart enough to handle that much power."

Also aside from any moral qualms you might have about enslaving superior minds, you should be more worried that maybe the superintelligence could outsmart us. "They could break-out and take over."

Hillary already knows she is one of the “super intelligent.” That’s why she embraces this.

p.s: the powers that be would not let me link to them.

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 ROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama - Source SourceROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama
 on 6/15/2018, 8:14 pm

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ROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama

In a bombshell release overnight, the Deputy Attorney General of the US Department of Justice, Rod Rosenstein, announced the replacement of Robert Mueller's team of 13 Democrats, 3 independents, and zero Republicans, with a team led by out-of-retirement president Barack Obama.

Obama's Team will consist of 16 Democrats composed of an unbiased staffing of former Obama associates.

Among these will be Valerie Jarrett, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Rahm Emmanuel, Van Jones, James Comey, John Brennan, Jim Clapper, Ben Rhodes, Mahmoud Abbas, and a few volunteers from CAIR. Hillary Clinton and Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Ca) will be "of counsel."

Each member will swear on the Holy Koran that they will never use deception, and will execute the job, we mean, the target of the Witch Hunt, er, investigation, as soon as possible, November 2020, or whichever comes later.

Reflecting on the recently released IG's report that described in excruciating detail the bias against the president within the DOJ and FBI high staff, Mueller said: there was no bias. However he admitted to massive mistakes in his hiring of only 13 partisan Democrats who donated heavily to the Hillary campaign without reporting the donations.

The mistake, Mueller admitted, is not having hired sixteen fully-vetted Democrats who hated Trump, and like Andrew Weissman, attended Hillary's victory party.

The three independents had no place on a team that by unanimity should have proved without any evidence that the Russians pulled 63 million levers nationwide to get Donald Trump elected. The proof of this assertion is that Trump bribed the Russians with $12 million and paid for a fake and fabricated dossier to defame, slander, and frame Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton's ignominious loss turned into a national tragedy of prosperity and full employment across the nation. ...

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 Explaining the many faces at the G7 summit - Source SourceExplaining the many faces at the G7 summit
 on 6/15/2018, 7:17 pm

People's Blog



Explaining the many faces at the G7 summit

If you relied entirely on the still photos captured during the G7 summit you might think that all participants were either disgusted with one particular participant or the cabbage and baked beans were a little too potent for leadership digestive systems.

Take, for example, the viral photo below of Trump in what appears to be a contentious discussion. Perhaps Trump asked Angela if she and Hillary shopped at the same plus-size pant suit store.


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Reality just might be something different. Here’s another photo taken about the same time.


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We suspect that the picture’s a little blurry due to the camera immediately being pulled from the cameraman before the shutter was completely closed. The nerve, didn’t he realize a happy, congenial G7 photo was verboten?


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In reality we think this upbeat photo one was taken first, immediately followed by a wafting fragrance of methane, cabbage and overcooked broccoli as it overtakes the group, even requiring John Bolton to begin breathing through his mouth. All looked stunned except one person. We believe the culprit who dealt it is obvious due to the sly grin as he establishes an “air” of dominance.


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Translation: Who farted?

See more at Confederacy of Drones.

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