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 Obama: Enola Gay pilot Paul Tibbets the original terrorist - Source SourceObama: Enola Gay pilot Paul Tibbets the original terrorist
 on 5/27/2016, 5:53 pm

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Obama: Enola Gay pilot Paul Tibbets the original terrorist


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Hiroshima, Japan- During his apology speech at Hiroshima where the United Stated dropped the worlds first atomic bomb on August 6, 1945, president Obama referred to the pilot of the plane (Enola Gay) that carried the atomic bomb to it's destination, Brigadier General Paul Tibbets, as the worlds first terrorist.

"A lot of Americans like to toss the word terrorist around towards religious minorities and anyone different from them. They easily forget that the worlds first terrorist was an American serviceperson who dropped a terrifying new weapon of unimaginable power onto innocent Japanese civilians in this very city. That man is the shame of our nation." Said President Obama.

Shortly after the speech, Obama went on to order that the plane itself be relabeled as a memorial dedicated to all the lives that were unjustifiably taken by US forces during the Second World War saying: "We should not gloat over the damage that we have done to countless people in Asia and Europe, instead we should reflect on what we know today about how we should have handled such problems with diplomacy instead of bombs."

The White House has since announced that Obama will be traveling to Dresden, Germany to apologize for the fire bombings that incinerated the metropolitan area between the 13th and 15th of February of 1945.

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 Donny Hathaway Unknowingly Sings for All of Us - Source SourceDonny Hathaway Unknowingly Sings for All of Us
 on 5/27/2016, 5:11 pm

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Donny Hathaway Unknowingly Sings for All of Us

Rush made a brief mention of this Donny Hathaway and Roberta Flack thing today and it got me thinking.

Donny Hathaway had one of the most beautiful and sincere voices I have ever heard in my life. For me, even more than Stevie Wonder, who I admire greatly. In this tune, he expresses what we all want, sometimes in metaphors like “Streets filled with laughter and toy balloons.”

I suppose I could go line for line and make an issue of it but, I know you can figure out the double meaning in this wonderful song. Enjoy, Comrades! I’m posting it because I think it will give you a most needed lift!



I've got a dream for the world
Peace in the rivers and everywhere
Bridges of steel and love and cities that smile

Gray empty faces walk by
And hands try to hide all the lonliness
Lighting a cigarette to blow time away

Lost in the noise, lonely as a wind
People on sidewalks with no place to go
Can they learn to understand
The world of love that I'm dreaming
The world of love

And I, I said I, I've got a sack full of dreams
Streets filled with laughter and toy balloons
And people with hearts that care
Who listen for love

Wanting to sing
Wanting to care wanting to share
All my dreams for the world
Can they learn to
Understand the world of love
That I'm dreaming
The world of love

Wanting to sing
Wanting to care
Wanting to share
All my dreams for the world
Can they learn, can they learn
Can they learn to understand
The world of love peace, peace and happiness
Love and kindness
This is my sack full of dreams


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 Barack's Apology Circus - Source SourceBarack's Apology Circus
 on 5/27/2016, 1:25 pm

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Barack's Apology Circus


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Glorious news comrades!

Earlier today President Barack Hussein Obama visited a statue on Pearl Harbour honoring the many courageous Japanese pilots who lost their lives their on december 7 1941 because of totally disproportionate Western Imperialistic aggression.

The president left a wreath of flowers and apologised to the families of these brave men:"Together with the anti-aircraft revolution, a moral revolution was needed."

After Pearl Harbour, the president is expected to visit Abottabad (to apologise to the family of Osama Bin Laden), then it's onwards to a Nazi - SS graveyard next to Ohama beach to apologise for the American Aggression on D-Day.

The final stop of the apology Circus will be ground zero in New York, where the president will symbolically cut off the balls of the western world, don a French military uniform and surrender to every person who so desires.

Yours in apologising for winning a war against foreign dictatorial mass murderers,
Comrade Minitrue

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 Roller Coaster - Source SourceRoller Coaster
 on 5/27/2016, 9:58 am

People's Karaoke

Roller Coaster


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Go Roller Coaster
Strength’s gonna move you
Long as you move Right

Good things can happen
If we can help it
Coaster, we’ll hold tight

The Right must take over Gov
Sweep the Dems away
Our Land needs a fresh new start
Conservatives hold sway, hey

Steep Roller Coaster
People will follow
Time will heal our wounds

Pray to the heavens
Now and forever
Change our misfortunes

Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Roller Coaster
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh

The Right must take over Gov
Sweep the Dems away
Our Land needs a fresh new start
Conservatives hold sway, hey

Go Roller Coaster
Strength’s gonna move you
Long as you move Right

Good things can happen
If we can help it
Coaster, we’ll hold tight

Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Trump Roller Coaster
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Ahh-a-a-aah
Ahh-a-a-ahh
Roller Coaster



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 He's Stayin' Put (Mom's Basement Blues) - Source SourceHe's Stayin' Put (Mom's Basement Blues)
 on 5/27/2016, 1:16 am

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He's Stayin' Put (Mom's Basement Blues)





Anthony works in the grocery store
Sackin' groceries to get paid
So his mama left a note on the door
She said, "Time to move out of my basement"
Barely workin' get's you
a card board shack (ack)
You oughta know by now (oughta know)
Reality gives you panic attacks
But not if you just earned more money

It's really just a good time
If that's what it's all about
But if Mama's payin' up
Then.....
He's stayin' put

Timothy went to College up the street
And now he's just deeply in debt
His degree's in gender studies
Didn't plan to eat
Across from the medical center
He's hoping to get a job as a barista
You oughta know by now
Though he lacks the drive
Needs some Prozac
At least he can operate blenders

It's really just a good time
If that's what it's all about
But if Mama's payin' up
Then
He's stayin' put

You should never argue with a lazy man (mmm)
You oughta know by now
He can get Uncle Sam to pay his bar tabs
He just has to cast votes for Bernie
If that's all you have in mind
If that's all you're all about
Good luck growin' up
He's not moving out

He's stayin' put

He's stayin' put

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 Are you man enough to vote for Hillary? - Source SourceAre you man enough to vote for Hillary?
 on 5/26/2016, 6:30 pm

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Are you man enough to vote for Hillary?

The following Hillary ad has been circulating the Internet:

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The model is also the face of Portland’s syphilis problem:

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Now the Hillary campaign is denying that this was an official ad.

I think we found Hillary’s PajamaBoy:

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 Life imitating the Kube: don't buy Jewish - Source SourceLife imitating the Kube: don't buy Jewish
 on 5/26/2016, 3:33 pm

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Life imitating the Kube: don't buy Jewish


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Glorious news from Europe comrades!

A great step forward has been made in the struggle against the international Jewish oppressor!
In an article by the fascist newsmagazine "Elsevier" I just read about a courageous action group of SJW's called DocP (translation: service research center Palestine).

These friends of the people go from supermarket to supermarket to register all Israeli products, then try to persuade the shop owners to stop selling them of course. Meanwhile they also hand out pamphlets to the clientele to expose the truth about these evil Jews. According to the article some zealous customers (no doubt religion of peace members) helped them in their search for these foul jewish goods. The leftist minister of foreign affairs (Bert Koenders) does not see any problem with this.

I can not wait for the "Reichskristallnacht" remembrance ceremony later this year (9 november)! I wonder what a mixed Arab - Nazi - Leftist pogrom would look like...

Yours in history-repeating,Comrade Minitrue

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 EcoSexual teachers, students marry ocean in Santa Monica - Source SourceEcoSexual teachers, students marry ocean in Santa Monica
 on 5/26/2016, 12:25 pm

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EcoSexual teachers, students marry ocean in Santa Monica


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Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica College led students in an EcoSexual Sextravaganza in which participants "married the ocean." After the ceremony, some students made their way to the shoreline, where they were urged by event organizers to "consummate" the marriage and "make love with the water," reports Campus Reform.

We here at The People's Cube welcome this expanded definition of marriage, which we believe opens up new horizons for legal experts and divorce lawyers, promising new government research grants and lucrative income opportunities.

While marriage to inanimate objects has long been an acceptable practice in California, the ocean presents the sum of all living and inanimate things within its waters, including all of the planet's water itself, as well as mineral and oil deposits, sunken ships with treasure chests, plankton, large predators, and microscopic parasites.

Will this hyper-polyamorous marriage mean these human spouses will be able to claim their share of the ocean resources and sue the developers? On the other hand, can they be sued by governments and individuals for any damages resulting from storms, hurricanes, tsunamis, and shark bites? And, most importantly, will the current spouses, who file for divorce, be able to claim 50% of the other's property as it is common in California?

The future will tell. In the meantime, let's congratulate the happy newlyweds who recorded their wedding in this film, which we like to call Ocean's Twenty:



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 Do your fair share!  Hire a new graduate! - Source SourceDo your fair share! Hire a new graduate!
 on 5/26/2016, 11:56 am

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Do your fair share! Hire a new graduate!


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Strip club in Harrison enrages residents with sign

The proprietors at this establishment are working a "stimulus package" to raise the economic activity of recent graduates! They deserve our support...

Tractor Barn #2 will consider a similar plan at the next board of director's meeting.

It's for the CHILDREN™

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 Joe's Dumb Face - Source SourceJoe's Dumb Face
 on 5/26/2016, 9:23 am

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Joe's Dumb Face


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Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb face

Live in luxury style
Grown accustomed as a clam
To Vice President life
Never wearin’ a frown
An O-bama flack hack

Live across White House grounds
Grown accustomed as a clam
Never dirt on my hands
Now I don’t have to tell anybody
Where the bodies are stacked

Ever since Hillary’s fray
I’ve had this incremental inclination
T’wards the Presidential thing
As I plagiarize the words I read
Got lots of nothing in my head
‘Cept some white snow

Now that I may run again
Got to round up my bagmen
I dream I’m King Comedienne
Not an old nutcase

There I assign my dumb face
There I assign my dumb face
Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb face
Joe’s dumb face

I’ve been known to tell lies
Grown accustomed as a clam
Just a goof off a — lowlife
I’ve been living off
All your taxes and been pissing it away

Ever since I’ve lived off of The People to get by
I’ve racked up so much money
I know meant for you
As I live my days another
Big grin busts out bigger than I’m able
— Grinning for two!

Now that I may run again
Got to round up my bagmen
I dream I’m King Comedienne
Not an old nutcase

There I assign my dumb face
There I assign my dumb face
Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb, Joe’s dumb face
Joe’s dumb face



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