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 Scientists locate original group of Islamists in the Amazon - Source SourceScientists locate original group of Islamists in the Amazon
 on 7/26/2016, 7:03 pm

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Scientists locate original group of Islamists in the Amazon

<h4><strong>TRIGGER ALERT: <a href="http://nextshark.com/howler-monkey-testicles-study/">An Islamophobic study finds that howler monkeys scream louder when they have smaller testicles</a></strong></h4> <p><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_3.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="600" height="708" /></p> <p>A group of bigoted &quot;biological anthropologists&quot; have recently come up with a study comparing the size of a howler monkey's vocal tract and the size of his testicles. Disguised as a study of monkeys, their so-called research is, in fact, a subliminal reinforcement of the worst stereotypes about the revolutionary movement of Islamic peoples around the world, as well as some of their progressive allies in Western countries.</p> <p>To wit, pictures of howler monkeys must have been specifically selected to remind viewers of news footage taken at Muslim Brotherhood rallies during the Arab Spring and other similar events. Additionally, the researchers' snide comments further reveal their Islamophobic bias:</p> <ul> <li>Males with bigger vocal folds and smaller testicles live in smaller social groups <strong>with one single male dominating a number of females.</strong></li> <li>Investment in developing a large vocal organ and roaring is so costly that there is simply not enough energy left to invest in testes.</li> <li>Alternatively, using a large vocal organ for roaring may be so effective that there is no need to have large testes.</li> <li>The howler monkey's vocal folds are three times bigger than in a normal human.</li> <li>Their 128 decibels screams are designed to give the impression that they are bigger than they really are.</li> <li>Males with smaller vocal folds and bigger testes are more likely to live in bigger social groups and share partners. </li> </ul> <p>Cambridge University should be ashamed of subsidizing and publishing such bigoted studies.</p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_2.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="484" height="397" /></p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Boy_Howler_Monkey.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="483" height="333" /></p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_4.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" ...

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 Mrs Obama vs Mrs Trump - Source SourceMrs Obama vs Mrs Trump
 on 7/26/2016, 5:35 pm

People's Karaoke

Mrs Obama vs Mrs Trump


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Moochelle Belle’s — day is done
Freedom’s fall — has begun
Oh Lib’rals please explain
And tell us what we have gained?

Screwed is our plight, oh sadly
Screwed with Barry (we knew)
Trite are the words that Mooch utters
Utters a pile of poo —

So Trump has new ideas for us
Don’t make me have to say…

Screwed is our plight, oh sadly
Screwed with Barry (we knew)
Trite are the words that Mooch utters
Utters a pile of poo —



So Trump has new ideas for us
Don’t make me have to say…

Screwed is our plight, oh sadly
Screwed with Barry (we knew)
Trite are the words that Mooch utters
Utters a pile of poo —



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 Daylight At The DNC - Source SourceDaylight At The DNC
 on 7/26/2016, 9:24 am

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Daylight At The DNC



Daylight at the DNC
Just sent Bernie to bed
Scandals stainin' our faces
Conspiracy in our plans

Wiki's releasin' e-mails
Shinin' light on us
A tip off to our planned move, too soon
It kicks up a little dust

Come on, Media is our friend
They'll look the other way
Come on, 'til election ends
'Til the 'lection ends

We don't have to answer
There's no need to speak
They'll be our loyal dancer, prancers
And won't cover leaks



You know Media's not coverin'
A known fact to all
With the stories we want covered, we all send them
Jump at our beck and call

But you won't need no Huma, Hil'ry
When we're by your side
And you won't need no cover, no no
When we take you at your lies

Come on, Media is our friend
They'll look the other way
Come on, 'til election ends
'Til the 'lection ends

Daylight at the DNC
Just sent Bernie to bed
Scandals stainin' our faces
Conspiracy in our plans

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 Cubists Gather to Watch All Hell Break Loose At DNC Party - Source SourceCubists Gather to Watch All Hell Break Loose At DNC Party
 on 7/26/2016, 1:43 am

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Cubists Gather to Watch All Hell Break Loose At DNC Party


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Tonight, a few of us got together at my house to watch the Democrat Convention. We were ready with ample supplies of popcorn, which is essential when watching party members eat each other. You have to eat something that can absorb all the acid-reflux (vomit) so as not to injure your digestive system.

Out back, Comrade Red Square protected us with his Daisy BB gun, while Ivan supplied back-up by bringing his own IED. I know they look a bit Forrest Gumpish but, what do you expect when two guys tilt the same way. (like at the end of Forrest Gump when Forrest and his son are sitting on the dock tilting in the same direction)

Inside, we had the formidable Olga Photoshopova protecting us with her trusty chainsaw. So, we were good to go. I mean, you can’t be too careful these days.

I composed this collage while listening to the speakers and I have to tell you, it took all of my self-control to keep going. I heard lie after lie after lie. I’ve never heard so much BS in my entire life as I did tonight. It was quite unbearable.

As it turns out, all Hell did break loose!

As you probably know, Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught not washing her hair enough so they canned her. What that means, of course, is that she was caught, through an email exposé, conniving a way to discredit Bernie Sanders in a most racist and hateful manner. Nonetheless, Hillary, seeing a comrade she can use, has assured us that she will um, er, ah, use Debbikins as a loyal member of her staff.

I suspect most of you have heard it and I ...

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 Kfality Shurnalizm: 'Syrian migrant dies in German blast' - Source SourceKfality Shurnalizm: 'Syrian migrant dies in German blast'
 on 7/26/2016, 1:08 am

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Kfality Shurnalizm: 'Syrian migrant dies in German blast'

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James Delingpole, the venomous dwarf and lackey of the subversive people hater BREITBART apparently could not understand the concise journalistic clarity of the most equally meritorious organ of public service — the Beeb.

What Beeb, this gigant of daily truth and trustworthy servant of the masses transmitted in a six-words-long headline — plain to any proletarian receiver — that was an impenetrable puzzle for imbecilic Delingpole who saw a need to pore endlessly over the "meaning" of a crystal clear bit of information:


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Delingpole’s — however dilettante — "analysis" of German blast (Blastus germanicus) done, next this benighted miscreant turned to an amok attack on an unblemished person of authority. Delingpole, this intellectual microbe, an islander fossil who most recently brexited from EUSSR, he tried to dabble about "lack of logic" in the statement of a high-level dignitary:


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This, Comrades and Comradettes, is the sorry state of "Shurnalizm", well deserving its full name: .Kfality Shurnalizm..

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 I knew she looked familiar ..... - Source SourceI knew she looked familiar .....
 on 7/25/2016, 9:45 pm

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I knew she looked familiar .....


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Comrade Obama has had eight years to wreck America, but the work still remains unfinished.

It's time to bring in a professional.


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 Spirit Airlines mocks Hillary and DNC in new ad - Source SourceSpirit Airlines mocks Hillary and DNC in new ad
 on 7/25/2016, 4:23 pm

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Spirit Airlines mocks Hillary and DNC in new ad

Miami-based Spirit Airlines, operating throughout the U.S. and in the Caribbean and Latin America, have just sent out a new promotional email that mocks leaked DNC emails, Hillary's email scandal, rigged Democratic primaries, and the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia.

This one-paragraph ad is jammed with words like "leak, dangerous, email, scandal, rigged, and resign" - under the subject line, "This Email Has Been Leaked."

Is Spirit going to lose customers? Not likely. Elitist Hillary voters are "too good" for this 2-star-rated ultra-low-cost carrier anyway, and those who'd rather fly on the cheap are more likely to vote for either Trump or Sanders.

Ushanka tip to Ronitchka for forwarding the email from Spirit.



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Post by Red Square
 Republicans united by Hillary! - Source SourceRepublicans united by Hillary!
 on 7/25/2016, 3:02 pm

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Republicans united by Hillary!



Hillary Clinton: 'Criticizing me' is the only thing unifying Republicans

Our Beloved MTE is truly a uniter, and not a divider!

She has brought the opposition party and the followers of Bernie Sanders into the same stream of thought, PROVING her ability to build consensus across the aisle and rule lead this nation with an iron fist!

Ms. Rodham stated that criticizing her is the only thing uniting the Republican Party, which coincides with the Sanders' campaign!

Heil Hillary!

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 Become an instant winner by flipping charts upside down - Source SourceBecome an instant winner by flipping charts upside down
 on 7/24/2016, 5:30 pm

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Become an instant winner by flipping charts upside down



Are you a US President plagued by high unfavorability ratings, national debt, budget deficit, unemployment, and poor economic performance? We can help! Your problems will go away instantly if you apply this easy method developed by our scientists at the Karl Marx Treatment Center. Keep reading!

Did you know that people whose performance charts and line graphs consistently point downward have lower productivity, feel unappreciated, and experience more stress? Charts are crucial for popularity, successful fundraisers, and winning elections. Both mentally and physically, an upward-looking line graph is essential for your political well-being.

Finding an effective remedy is difficult. Self-medication, such as alcohol, medical marijuana, or hallucinogenic drugs can boost your self-esteem, but their effect is short-lived. Our experts estimate that more than 70 million Americans have poor academic or job performance caused by drugs and alcohol, online porn, or acting as a social justice warrior on company time. If you are one of the millions of people who suffer from this loser syndrome, become an instant winner with this easy, amazing procedure!

  1. Print out a line graph that reflects on you poorly.
  2. Carefully cut out the grid (make sure not to cut the title or any of the stupid words outside the grid)
  3. Flip the grid upside down and paste it back to the sheet using adhesive tape.
  4. Double check that none of the printed letters have flipped. To do so, turn the sheet upside down - the line graph should point downwards while the rest should be completely unreadable. If you can still read some of the words, cut them out and repeat the procedure.
  5. Return the sheet to the normal position: is should now be readable while showing you as a perfectly successful US President, climatologist, ...


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 Hillary: After Trump's DARK Campaign, HERE COMES THE SUN! - Source SourceHillary: After Trump's DARK Campaign, HERE COMES THE SUN!
 on 7/24/2016, 3:53 pm

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Hillary: After Trump's DARK Campaign, HERE COMES THE SUN!


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Hillary: The vetting process was very difficult for me because, uh, the uh, finalists had to turn over uh, every password for every social media account for every uh, member of their families.

Tim Kaine was the only one who didn’t. That’s why I chose him as my running mate.

Kaine will help me be even more Able to drill the American people further into the ground so I can sell off the rest of our uranium sources to Putin, not to mention our deals all over the world with other elitists like me. If he doesn’t, he knows there are consequences! Currently, he is all in with the TPP and hordes of illegal, unvetted immigrants! We both like using vulnerable people as pawns.

BTW, if you happened to watch that YouTube movie, Clinton Cash, pay no attention! It’s just another attack on me by the vast right-wing conspiracy. Nothing to see there. I’m so bored with it. Ewe, as if!

When I am elected, for the first time in the history of America our leaders will be held accountable! I know you all like hearing that, which is why I said it! I always say the things Americans like to hear and do the exact opposite! This is my reason for living. Is there any other?

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