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 Let's Play Shithole Country Bingo! - Source SourceLet's Play Shithole Country Bingo!
 on 1/15/2018, 9:45 am

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Let's Play Shithole Country Bingo!



A new Bingo game with a delicate shithole twist.

It's easy, fun, and now with more ways to get B-I-N-G-O!

Join us for a head-exploding blowout! Make matches and earn tokens for big foreign aid payouts. Don't try to alter a bingo card - it's not worth it. Play it safe by following the rules and be sure to look for special handouts; any extra printed rules supersede previous rules.

To be a player, your country must match one or more of the following qualifications:

  • People eat pigeons and rats
  • Nobody can read or write
  • People subsisting on garbage dumps
  • Honor killings
  • Trash everywhere
  • Ebola
  • Houses made from mud, sticks, and a tarp
  • Child soldiers
  • Hyperinflation
  • Gangs more powerful than government
  • Refugees emigrating
  • Gays thrown off rooftops
  • Child marriage
  • Open-air slave markets
  • Rape albinos to cure AIDS
  • Live on less than $2/day
  • Cholera
  • Genital Mutilation
  • Recent coup
  • Children swimming in sewage
  • Civil War
  • Malaria
  • Child prostitution
  • Genocide


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 Nine ways Trump is literally Stalin - Source SourceNine ways Trump is literally Stalin
 on 1/14/2018, 9:42 pm

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Nine ways Trump is literally Stalin



Comrade Flake (yes, that is his real name, maybe), says Trump is the new Stalin.

Jeff Flake Compares Trump to Joseph Stalin

The similarities are glorious:

1. Just like Trump, Stalin is not a real surname, but a revolutionary nom de guerre.

2. Stalin also took advantage of the free market economy to become a billionaire.

3. Stalin ran an international pageant "Miss Gulag" and "Collective Farm Apprentice."

5. Once in power, Stalin freed the capitalist economy of burdensome regulations, reduced the size of government bureaucracy, and cut taxes for individuals and businesses, causing an unprecedented growth of wealth, incomes, and employment.

6. Stalin was relentlessly attacked by the mainstream media, who called him names, disparaged his every move, and questioned his sanity. The Tsarist Deep State obstructed his policies at every turn.

7. Stalin was subjected to a special investigation by the Mensheviks over allegations that he colluded with the Russians to defeat the presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Trotsky, whom he later killed with an ice axe. The alleged plan to win the presidency included an occult ritual, in which hired prostitutes performed a ceremonial "golden shower" on the bed where the deposed Tsar had slept with his First Tsarina.

8. Stalin's only recourse against the attacks was to ridicule his opponents on Twitter.

9. Everything points to the fact that, just like Stalin, Trump will rule the country for 30 years and die in his bed at the peak of his personality cult, poisoned by Jewish doctors.

We can see, comrades, that Trump is literally Stalin.

While many will dismiss this statement as insane and unstable, I see this as an opportunity to spread the word to fellow travelers. Let this be our new rallying cry, which may allow us to ...

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 Prog Off: Donna Summer Supports Donald Trump - Source SourceProg Off: Donna Summer Supports Donald Trump
 on 1/14/2018, 4:54 pm

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Prog Off: Donna Summer Supports Donald Trump

Dearest Comrades,

As you know I often do videos to make my case.

The late Donna Summer did an excellent job of singing my “feelings” in this video. Her video is called: State of Independence.

This time, due to the inordinate attacks on our duly elected president, Donald Trump, and us, I wish to post this heartfelt song, sung by Donna Summer, a Christian and a Patriot. There is much more substance to the lyrics regarding freedom and decency, especially when it comes to immigration.

Do turn your speakers up because it will inspire you. I yelled “yeah ”many times during the video.

Here it is:



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 Mother Nature is now a Climate Change denier? - Source SourceMother Nature is now a Climate Change denier?
 on 1/13/2018, 1:02 pm

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Mother Nature is now a Climate Change denier?



These Birds of Prey Are Deliberately Setting Forests on Fire
Even more proof Australian wildlife is nuts

In Australia, a new wave of vandalism has begun. A mysterious force for evil has turned the once beautiful, brown and dry wilderness into a place of burning fire that has surly shorten the lifespan of the Earth a couple hundred years dozen years significant amount so that whatever the current predicted day for when the polar caps will melt is much sooner now.

At first it was believed to be caused the Climate Change Denier and Everythingist™ MiloYiannopoulos during his latest tour of the country. While he is still the clearly guilty party, some say it is actually been birds!

This past week, it has been discovered that in 2016 (because nothing is considered discovered until published by The Washington Post), that there are 3 general types of birds that have been spreading the flames, who will now be reclassified as: Black Kite (GlobalFreezingius Denierius), Whistling Kite (GlobalWarmingius Deniersius), and worst of all the Brown Falcon (ClimateChangeio Deniersius).

For what ends do these flying dinosaur-era thinking creatures hope to achieve? According to a now-denounced researcher in 1964 theorized that this was occurring for over 40,000 years: the birds are using fire to lure out prey and capture their food by surprise.

But I think we all know the Current Truth™! These birds have been brainwashed by Flat Earth, White Supremacist & Nazi, Milo Yiannopoulos during one of his many propaganda sermons! He is tricking them into undoing all of the Glorious Leader's Green Law efforts.

Such propaganda must be stopped! Such deniers Denires need re-education better education. Therefore we must all call our US Congress-Person to pass a new spending plan that includes ...

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 Actress Threatens Trump With Witchcraft - Source SourceActress Threatens Trump With Witchcraft
 on 1/13/2018, 8:48 am

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Actress Threatens Trump With Witchcraft

A Nigerian-British Actress Threatened President Trump With Witchcraft:

Cynthia Erivo told Trump: You Are Not Safe!

Ms. Erivo used her Verified Blue Check Mark Twitter account to post a threatening message to President Donald Trump on Friday, invoking ‘Juju, voodoo and magic’, warning Trump he is ‘not safe.’


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The threat was made in response to alleged comments by Trump in an Oval Office meeting with lawmakers about immigration in which he referred to African nations as ‘s***hole countries’. Trump denies he used that word but acknowledges using ‘tough’ language.


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Maybe she could contact Pedro Cerrano and get some help from Jobu!


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Post by Antonio Salazarinski
 Democrat Party Platform vs Communist Manifesto - Source SourceDemocrat Party Platform vs Communist Manifesto
 on 1/13/2018, 8:40 am

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Democrat Party Platform vs Communist Manifesto

Video maker Ami Horowitz recently went on the streets of New York to make a point with hilarious results.

Horowitz read quotes to people and asked them if the quote came from the Democratic Party’s official platform or from the Communist Manifesto. It was amazing how many times people couldn’t tell the difference




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 30 Days In Shithole - Source Source30 Days In Shithole
 on 1/13/2018, 12:02 am

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30 Days In Shithole



30 days in shithole....yeah that's nice
30 days in shithole....30 days in shithole....Don no mercy
Come on man that's it....yeah right

Chicago mean talking bout the Congonese
A dirty room and a network coke spoon...give him his release...come on
Black Haitian tease...it's got us weak in the knees
Scandalous that we just lust on...you know it's hard to believe

30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole
30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole

Dick Durban town I'm telling you it can sure smack you down
Take a media whore and a rolling dance floor...it's got libs heads spinning round
If you speak on the road well there's a new libtard code
You take the urban noise with some turban poison...it'd gonna burden your load

30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole
30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole

How you doing Don?...you're here for 30 days
Get get get get your combover cut...and cut out your ways

Lib Pekinese...they like to bite at your knees
Only slander dust that you got bust on...you know they're so hard to please
New Babylon town can sure smack you down
They take a greasy whore like Christine Amanpour...you know you're jailhouse bound

30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole...30 days in shithole......

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 Obamaland: coming to a turf near you... - Source SourceObamaland: coming to a turf near you...
 on 1/12/2018, 3:42 pm

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Obamaland: coming to a turf near you...

Lavish Obama Center hits mounting opposition in Chicago as profs blast plans, 'socially regressive' ideas




An architectural wonder inspired by FLATUS Moo. The building is "not quite white", has hips, and a huge bite taken out of it.

The Southside of Chicago (previously the baddest part of town) will become the home of the Obama Center. In celebration of Chicago-style graft and corruption, cost overrun, and ignoring the will of the People™, the perfectly befitting way to honor the 8 years of Chicago's own Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama (PBUH).

Visits won't be free, as the Obama foundation needs funding, so grab your checkbook. At some point you've made enough money, and need to pay your fair share.

The center will not house Presidential papers, as there are none left, but will have Presidential style basketball courts, test kitchens for school lunches, golf courses, skeet ranges, and classroom facilities where youth can learn skills like applying for benefits, Ebonics and Arabic, building homemade knives, and handgun safety. And who's paying for all of this? Why, the rich of course!

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 How to beat the cis-culture by making up prog-words - Source SourceHow to beat the cis-culture by making up prog-words
 on 1/11/2018, 1:25 pm

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How to beat the cis-culture by making up prog-words



The more new identities you take on, the less likely you will miss the one you have lost.

By Oleg Atbashian
First published in FrontPage Mag



Technological innovations have brought us many new words. We need new words not only to identify new things, but also to rename some of the old things in order to avoid confusion. For example, people have been playing the guitar for centuries without calling it "acoustic" until the electric guitar entered the stage; that's when the old guitar was retroactively renamed into acoustic. Traditional clocks with a face and rotating hands were retroactively renamed "analog" to distinguish them from "digital," along with displays, signals, recordings, and so on. The new words for such retro-naming are called retronyms.

Innovations in social engineering affect our language in much the same way.

When Karl Marx laid out his blueprint for communism and socialist ideas began to engulf Europe, the normal way of doing business was retroactively renamed "capitalism." Rational behavior became "oppressive" and people who preferred normalcy to "isms" became apologists for a reactionary socio-economic ideology. The advent of communist propaganda caused any non-communist discourse (e.g., Adam Smith) to be retroactively known as "capitalist propaganda."

In the U.S., the advent of progressivism in the 1930s caused a retroactive renaming of mainstream believers in the American Revolution into "conservatives." When the progressives decided to call themselves "liberals," the real liberals renamed themselves "classical liberals."

The general rule is that when new things become mainstream, the existing things have to give way and move to the margins, sometimes under new names. This is a natural order of things. But here's the kicker: what if this change can be induced artificially, with a trick of the eye, by pretending there ...

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 Gov. Jay Inslee: Only 59 days left to save the world! - Source SourceGov. Jay Inslee: Only 59 days left to save the world!
 on 1/10/2018, 6:56 am

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Gov. Jay Inslee: Only 59 days left to save the world!

Democrat Governor Jay Inslee of Washington today warned there were only 59 days left to save the world from global warming.


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We have just 59-days to do our part to save our children from an endless cycle of crop-killing droughts one year, and rivers spilling their banks the next. To save salmon from dying in ever warming rivers, and our forests from being reduced to plumes of ash.

Inslee wants lawmakers to pass a tax on carbon dioxide emissions from power plants and industrial facilities.


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As we all know, increased taxes cure everything...

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