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 Trump!! - Source SourceTrump!!
 on 3/29/2017, 3:33 pm

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Trump!!



We got up - and nothing gets us down
You got it tough - we've seen the toughest all around
And I know babies just how you feel
You've got to roll with the punches - the art of the deal
Oh can't you see us standing here we had our backs against Obama machine
He was the worst that we've seen
Why can't you see what we mean?

Might as well Trump...Trump!! Might as well Trump
Go ahead Trump...Trump!! Go ahead Trump

Ahh ohh hey you who said that? Lefties how you been?
You say you won't know - you won't know until he begins
Well can't you see us standing here we had our backs against the Soros machine
It was the worst that we've seen
Why can't you see what we mean?

Might as well Trump...Trump!! Go ahead and Trump
Might as well Trump...Trump!! Go ahead and Trump

Might as well Trump...Trump!! Go ahead and Trump
Get in and jump...Trump!! Go ahead and Trump
Trump!!

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Post by Chalupa
 I Taunt You - Source SourceI Taunt You
 on 3/29/2017, 2:37 pm

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I Taunt You



Whoa!! I flee good - you knew that I would now
I squeal good - I knew that I would now
So good - da hood - I taunt you

Whoa!! Don't feel nice - no sugar and spice
I feed mice - like Maddows and Kleins
Not nice - not nice - I taunt you

When I hold you up for harms - I know that I can do no wrong
And when I scold you with my charms - my hate won't do me no harm

I don't feel nice - no sugar and spice
I flee nice - I smell like Old Spice
So nice - my vice - I taunt you

When I scold you about arms - I know that I can do no wrong
And when I try to cause you harms - my peeps won't tug on my arm

I don't feel nice - like old Condi Rice
I feed mice - like Sharptons and Wrights
So nice - so nice - while I taunt you

Whoa!! Don't feel good - I knew that I would now
I hate good - you knew that I would now
So good - my hood - cause I taunt you
It's good - da hood - cause I taunt you
So good - got wood - cause I taunt you
Hey!!

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Post by Chalupa
 South of the Border there's little chance for escape - Source SourceSouth of the Border there's little chance for escape
 on 3/28/2017, 8:33 pm

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South of the Border there's little chance for escape



South of the Border

Chicago experienced 762 murders in 2016 resulting in a murder rate 5 times greater than New York City. Perhaps 2017 will be better; however, the number of murders this January exceeded the same time frame last year. See below for the number of murders during each day in January 2017.

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 Horror in Target restroom, patron trapped in stall overnight - Source SourceHorror in Target restroom, patron trapped in stall overnight
 on 3/28/2017, 1:50 am

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Horror in Target restroom, patron trapped in stall overnight



San Francisco, CA -- 81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was hospitalized during the early morning hours today after she was found barely conscious in Target department store women's restroom. The elderly woman fell into a toilet becoming lodged in the public commode when the seat that Cunningham attempted to use was left up.

According to the victim's family, Cunningham went missing last night after she went into town to buy her grandson a birthday card and a video game. The frail customer with poor eyesight and a weak bladder was recorded on security cameras rushing into the restroom a half-hour before the store closed only to not emerge until EMTs carried her out on a stretcher the following morning.

“It's horrendous” stated Bradley Cunningham, the victims forty year old son. “We were worried sick all night long and we're out looking for her. I can't believe she was trapped in a toilet at Target for at least ten hours all because of a lifted seat in the lady's room."

Surveillance footage shows that the staff locked up the store and failed to check the restrooms before going home. This left Mrs. Cunningham screaming for help all night long. When she was discovered the following morning by an employee she could not stand on her own and her voice was so hoarse from screaming for help all night that she couldn't even speak. The only signs of life were her shallow breaths and slight eye movements. The incident was made all the worse when it was realized that the automated lights shut off early in Cunningham's ordeal leaving her to suffer in the pitch black all alone throughout the night.

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Post by Chedoh
 Abraham Lincoln Tweets! Alarmed by pic of Chelsea Clinton. - Source SourceAbraham Lincoln Tweets! Alarmed by pic of Chelsea Clinton.
 on 3/27/2017, 3:52 pm

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Abraham Lincoln Tweets! Alarmed by pic of Chelsea Clinton.



Chelsea Clinton triggered by Abe Lincoln in 'MAGA' hat



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Post by Evil Smiley
 Leak! Russia controls Trump, but - Mars controls Russia! - Source SourceLeak! Russia controls Trump, but - Mars controls Russia!
 on 3/27/2017, 1:07 pm

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Leak! Russia controls Trump, but - Mars controls Russia!

NOTE. Strange. Found the documents (all pics, no comment) in my postbox. Brown envelope, anonymous. Dropped there by Trump's "associates"? Trump himself? Rachel Maddow? Anyway, connecting the dots was straightforward. Indeed, a case like Historical Inevitability in Marxian Dialectics. See below.

Lets start with this fact :



A powerful beam from Mars, funneled straight on the part of globe opposite to America ‒ Russia!
Its first penetration of Earth (with subsequent focus on the Kremlin Empire) is dated 1901.

That signal was also captured phonographically (in 1910) :


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And here a sinister contraption, installed in Russia and obviously following Martian instructions :



Gone operative in 1936, it clearly exudes the aura of a sharashka.

Sharashka ‒ a top equal form of GULAG accommodation, provided exclusively to scientists/engineers, along with their 5/10/15 year mandatory research contracts. As a rule, sharashkas were located in remote, hardly accessible places ‒ and not necessarily in Siberia. Preferred siting of sharashkas included desertic areas in Kazakhstan or remote tiny islands (in cases when the research focused on, um, funny microorganisms).

Our Comrade Chief Designer has first-hand knowledge of the sharashka archipelago.

In our scene above: you see functional housing ‒ mainly labs, but also stolovaya where beet soup (with good, thick kasha ‒ and meat, twice(!) a week) is served. Also note, that sharashka inmates were (generally) not forced to march to their destinations ‒ decent transportation was provided.


Now see how the plan ‒ Mars control over Russia ‒ proceeded :


On the left side, a Martian Planyetokhod ‒ a robotic planet-crawler (you likely remember the Russian Lunokhod of the 60s/70s?). That one designed for use in Russia is an Earth-customized variant of the generic Planyetokhod. The Martians gave it ...

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Post by Genosse Dummkopf
 Creatures of the Swamp - Source SourceCreatures of the Swamp
 on 3/26/2017, 2:02 pm

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Creatures of the Swamp


They're vile, hideous, loathsome and treacherous.

( That about covers their more positive attributes .....)



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Post by Krasnodar
 We're so Sorry, Maxine Waters - Source SourceWe're so Sorry, Maxine Waters
 on 3/26/2017, 8:54 am

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We're so Sorry, Maxine Waters


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We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
We're so sorry Donald Trump has caused you pain.
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
Your lights on, but no one's home
And we believe you've gone insane

We're so sorry, but we haven't seen Russians all day,
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But if any of them hack us
We'll be sure to pull your string.

We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But we haven't found a Russian here all day.
We're so sorry, Maxine Waters
But your headgear needs new foil
And they're here to take you away.

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,

Nancy Pelosi notified me,
I had to have more pills to prevent insanity.
I took another pill and I had a cup of tea then called FBI.

"FBI?"
"Ol Comey wouldn't melt, Give him his own suicide, alright!"

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,

Leans a little, she looks tipsy, spins around,
When she talks she spins around,
Leans a little, spins around.

Leans a little, she looks tipsy, spins around,
When she talks she spins around,
Leans a little, spins around.

Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,
Hands crossed Maxine Waters, blank looks to the sky,


Thank you Comradress Googie for smuggling me that wonderful picture..

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 The American Health Catastrophe Act - Source SourceThe American Health Catastrophe Act
 on 3/25/2017, 11:24 pm

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The American Health Catastrophe Act

Greetings comrades. I return after a long hiatus hidden away in the Deep State™, the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep state, of Depression and learning that our Russian friends sabotaged the immaculation of our dear MTE. How prophetic were the words I wrote about this disaster all those months ago? This may be harder to swallow than………well you may fill in the blank. I don’t want to offend the LBGTQetc. community.

I’m suffering from Permanent Trump Distress Syndrome™ after learning that I’m no longer with Her and that She left me with another man. Namely, The Don. This all seems like a bad remake of a 1970’s mob movie only worse because the 1970’s mob movie was actually based on reality.

This is all so depressing that I went to see my local psychoanalyst at The Doc’s Bar and Grill, who prescribed an anti-depressant for me that tastes remarkably like 21 year old single malt scotch whiskey. But all trials are opportunities to learn and I’ve certainly learned how much I like 21 year old single malt scotch whiskey.

As you can all see, I’m still wearing my military uniform which I swore I would not remove until our dear MTE was ensconced on the throne. I’m holding out for 2020. There is still a chance, comrades. And as a fully integrated soldier of The Résistance™, I intend to resist all attempts to convince me that The Don is actually president. He’s not MY president.

But I digress.

Which brings me to the Health Deform Pill the fascist Republicans are attempting to make us swallow.

They are proposing to lower premiums by allowing “Health Insurance” companies to offer cheap policies that don’t cover anything, have huge deductibles and fine you if you get sick.

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Post by Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
 Comrades, it's time to celebrate #VenezuelaHour - Source SourceComrades, it's time to celebrate #VenezuelaHour
 on 3/24/2017, 4:26 pm

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Comrades, it's time to celebrate #VenezuelaHour

Celebrate #VenezuelaHour in place of #EarthHour to fully comprehend what the EcoSocialists would like to impose on the people of the earth.

Once again it’s that time of year where the Socialists of every nation illustrate what their horrific ideology would actually be like in practice with #EarthHour. But one only has to look at the “Worker’s Paradise™” of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela to see their plans in full flour.

So instead of traditional celebration, #VenezuelaHour will simulate the abject horror of living under the Left’s Socialist National agenda. However, one cannot get the full impact of this short a time span. The garbage eating contest would take up the better part of that time at best, but this is just to get the flavor of things.

Some suggestions to kick off the festivities:

First off, there is the previously mentioned Venezuela version of “Recycling” - searching through a dustbin trying to find some edible bits and chowing down - yum! What better way to pretend to be one with Gaia but by eating that which is destined for a landfill in a place where “recycling” isn’t just a frivolous activity but a way to stay alive.

Forget about driving, given that petrol is unavailable in a nation with the world’s largest oil reserves. One can only marvel at the special level of genius that it took to mess up the system to the point of requiring the importation of gasoline in an oil rich nation, but Nicholas Maduro was up to the task. Bravo, Comrade!

Then there is the queuing up for hours to buy food and having it spoil when the power fails. And remember that bakery products are strictly regulated under the #MaduroDiet guidelines.

There is also the celebration of ...

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