Scientists locate original group of Islamists in the Amazon
<h4><strong>TRIGGER ALERT: <a href="http://nextshark.com/howler-monkey-testicles-study/">An Islamophobic study finds that howler monkeys scream louder when they have smaller testicles</a></strong></h4> <p><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_3.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="600" height="708" /></p> <p>A group of bigoted "biological anthropologists" have recently come up with a study comparing the size of a howler monkey's vocal tract and the size of his testicles. Disguised as a study of monkeys, their so-called research is, in fact, a subliminal reinforcement of the worst stereotypes about the revolutionary movement of Islamic peoples around the world, as well as some of their progressive allies in Western countries.</p> <p>To wit, pictures of howler monkeys must have been specifically selected to remind viewers of news footage taken at Muslim Brotherhood rallies during the Arab Spring and other similar events. Additionally, the researchers' snide comments further reveal their Islamophobic bias:</p> <ul> <li>Males with bigger vocal folds and smaller testicles live in smaller social groups <strong>with one single male dominating a number of females.</strong></li> <li>Investment in developing a large vocal organ and roaring is so costly that there is simply not enough energy left to invest in testes.</li> <li>Alternatively, using a large vocal organ for roaring may be so effective that there is no need to have large testes.</li> <li>The howler monkey's vocal folds are three times bigger than in a normal human.</li> <li>Their 128 decibels screams are designed to give the impression that they are bigger than they really are.</li> <li>Males with smaller vocal folds and bigger testes are more likely to live in bigger social groups and share partners. </li> </ul> <p>Cambridge University should be ashamed of subsidizing and publishing such bigoted studies.</p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_2.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="484" height="397" /></p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Boy_Howler_Monkey.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" width="483" height="333" /></p> <p align="center"><img src="/images/various_uploads/Islamic_Screamers_Rage_Howler_Monkey_4.jpg" alt="Islamic howling monkeys" ...
Cubists Gather to Watch All Hell Break Loose At DNC Party
Tonight, a few of us got together at my house to watch the Democrat Convention. We were ready with ample supplies of popcorn, which is essential when watching party members eat each other. You have to eat something that can absorb all the acid-reflux (vomit) so as not to injure your digestive system.
Out back, Comrade Red Square protected us with his Daisy BB gun, while Ivan supplied back-up by bringing his own IED. I know they look a bit Forrest Gumpish but, what do you expect when two guys tilt the same way. (like at the end of Forrest Gump when Forrest and his son are sitting on the dock tilting in the same direction)
Inside, we had the formidable Olga Photoshopova protecting us with her trusty chainsaw. So, we were good to go. I mean, you can’t be too careful these days.
I composed this collage while listening to the speakers and I have to tell you, it took all of my self-control to keep going. I heard lie after lie after lie. I’ve never heard so much BS in my entire life as I did tonight. It was quite unbearable.
As it turns out, all Hell did break loose!
As you probably know, Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught not washing her hair enough so they canned her. What that means, of course, is that she was caught, through an email exposé, conniving a way to discredit Bernie Sanders in a most racist and hateful manner. Nonetheless, Hillary, seeing a comrade she can use, has assured us that she will um, er, ah, use Debbikins as a loyal member of her staff.
Kfality Shurnalizm: 'Syrian migrant dies in German blast'
. James Delingpole, the venomous dwarf and lackey of the subversive people hater BREITBART apparently could not understand the concise journalistic clarity of the most equally meritorious organ of public service — the Beeb.
What Beeb, this gigant of daily truth and trustworthy servant of the masses transmitted in a six-words-long headline — plain to any proletarian receiver — that was an impenetrable puzzle for imbecilic Delingpole who saw a need to pore endlessly over the "meaning" of a crystal clear bit of information:
Delingpole’s — however dilettante — "analysis" of German blast (Blastus germanicus) done, next this benighted miscreant turned to an amok attack on an unblemished person of authority. Delingpole, this intellectual microbe, an islander fossil who most recently brexited from EUSSR, he tried to dabble about "lack of logic" in the statement of a high-level dignitary:
This, Comrades and Comradettes, is the sorry state of "Shurnalizm", well deserving its full name: .Kfality Shurnalizm..
Miami-based Spirit Airlines, operating throughout the U.S. and in the Caribbean and Latin America, have just sent out a new promotional email that mocks leaked DNC emails, Hillary's email scandal, rigged Democratic primaries, and the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia.
This one-paragraph ad is jammed with words like "leak, dangerous, email, scandal, rigged, and resign" - under the subject line, "This Email Has Been Leaked."
Is Spirit going to lose customers? Not likely. Elitist Hillary voters are "too good" for this 2-star-rated ultra-low-cost carrier anyway, and those who'd rather fly on the cheap are more likely to vote for either Trump or Sanders.
Ushanka tip to Ronitchka for forwarding the email from Spirit.
Hillary Clinton: 'Criticizing me' is the only thing unifying Republicans
Our Beloved MTE is truly a uniter, and not a divider!
She has brought the opposition party and the followers of Bernie Sanders into the same stream of thought, PROVING her ability to build consensus across the aisle and rule lead this nation with an iron fist!
Ms. Rodham stated that criticizing her is the only thing uniting the Republican Party, which coincides with the Sanders' campaign!
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Hillary: After Trump's DARK Campaign, HERE COMES THE SUN!
Hillary: The vetting process was very difficult for me because, uh, the uh, finalists had to turn over uh, every password for every social media account for every uh, member of their families.
Tim Kaine was the only one who didn’t. That’s why I chose him as my running mate.
Kaine will help me be even more Able to drill the American people further into the ground so I can sell off the rest of our uranium sources to Putin, not to mention our deals all over the world with other elitists like me. If he doesn’t, he knows there are consequences! Currently, he is all in with the TPP and hordes of illegal, unvetted immigrants! We both like using vulnerable people as pawns.
BTW, if you happened to watch that YouTube movie, Clinton Cash, pay no attention! It’s just another attack on me by the vast right-wing conspiracy. Nothing to see there. I’m so bored with it. Ewe, as if!
When I am elected, for the first time in the history of America our leaders will be held accountable! I know you all like hearing that, which is why I said it! I always say the things Americans like to hear and do the exact opposite! This is my reason for living. Is there any other?