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 DEAR BARRON: excellent advice from America's First Kid! - Source SourceDEAR BARRON: excellent advice from America's First Kid!
 on 12/9/2016, 9:15 pm

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DEAR BARRON: excellent advice from America's First Kid!

DEAR BARRON: excellent advice from America's First Kid!

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 Christmas Ideas for Red Diaper Babies - Source SourceChristmas Ideas for Red Diaper Babies
 on 12/8/2016, 9:48 pm

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Christmas Ideas for Red Diaper Babies

The Holiday season is upon us and as a public service, we would like to recommend some popular toys for your little red diaper baby!

The Happy Hour Playset!


The Baby Meth Lab
The Barbie Cigarette Kit


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 We know something that most Americans don't - Source SourceWe know something that most Americans don't
 on 12/8/2016, 2:59 pm

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We know something that most Americans don't

<img src="/images/various_uploads/Grow_Up_Prison.jpg" alt="prison" width="600" height="321" /><p><strong><em>By Oleg Atbashian<br /></em></strong><em><a href="">First published in FrontPage Magazine</a></em></p><h2><em>How I became a thoughtcriminal</em></h2><p> This morning I received an email from Piotr Jankowski, managing editor of a Polish-language news website in Warsaw, telling me about an article they had just posted about me, my work, and my <a href="" target="_blank">recent arrest at GMU</a> by the politically correct campus police. The article was titled, <a href="" target="_blank">Persecuted: in USSR for anti-communism, in USA for anti-Islamism</a>.</p><p>Surfing their site, it didn't take long to discover close to a dozen People's Cube images and parodies by me and other Cubists from several years back, <a href="" target="_blank">translated into Polish</a>. </p><p>Since my grandfather was Polish, we had a Polish dictionary and a language manual in the family library. Polish is also close enough to my native Russian and Ukrainian, so with some practice I was able to read Polish magazines, which were more interesting than the Soviet ones. </p><p><img src="/images/various_uploads/Krauze_Book_inside_book.jpg" alt="book" width="285" height="232" class="img_left_10" />As a kid, I loved the Polish satirical magazine Szpilki. It wasn't widely available and their cartoons were often a lot more sexually charged than those in the Soviet print media, so my parents tried to keep them out of my sight. But seeing just one issue was enough to make me wonder why such things didn't exist in the Soviet Union. </p><p>It was possibly then that I first experienced adult thoughts about the existence of censorship. Seeing those magazines today wouldn't probably impress me that much, but at the time they turned me into a thoughtcriminal. I realized that a world without censorship was more fun to live in. </p><p>Granted, Poland was a reluctant Soviet satellite with heavily censored press. And yet Polish movies and books seemed more ...

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 First Sinterklaas, and now Long Nose! - Source SourceFirst Sinterklaas, and now Long Nose!
 on 12/7/2016, 11:47 pm

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First Sinterklaas, and now Long Nose!

(for the glorious denouncement of Euro-RRRAAAAAcism by Sinterklaas, see this)

Gotcha, Chinman!
Comrades, our old-age pensions are safe! We will monetize on Chinman’s RRRAAAAAcism!

And we will do it via UNHCR, accompanied by our street gang instigated violence, uh, I mean grassroots polite persuasion to put the boot on the neck, ah, to get an agreement that the yellow slit-eyed wall-erecting Untermensch, um, the masses of Chinese ancestry who conducted the glorious Cultural Revolution under steady leadership of Great Chairman Mao, that they will bleed bloody money into our pockets, uh, that is, will graciously agree to reparations in the name of Global Justice.

Here the artefacts, the evidence, the proof of China’s prolonged, deliberate and rabid RRRAAAAAcism against us, Comrades, the revolutionarily leading Kollektivist Übermensch, uh, that is Caucasian fighters for Further Progress™.

Look at this, look at this!
All found in Chinman territory, accompanied by linguistic evidence! :

Caucasians ‒ admittedly, rarely seen in the Far East (until mid 19th century) ‒ were called "Long Noses", considered utterly alien, and of course depicted as such. Complete with a Jewish hat (see pic below), thereby adding insult to injury (because, Comrades Progressivists, who of us wishes to be a Joo????? well, of course except those Comrades who already are).

Evidence of slit-eyed RRRAAAAAcism (the Nose! the Nose!) :

CHI_Europoid_Mask_Lop_Nur_Nor_2000_1000_BCE .jpg

Found in the Lop Nur (also known as Lop Nor) area. Dated 2000 - 1000 BCE.
Lop Nor, heh-heh, on the verge of Tarim Basin (in the magic Taklamakan of Xinjiang), that’s an extra chapter.

CHI_Silk_Road_Foreign_Merchant_at_the_Silk_Road_7th_century (2).jpg

Europid merchant, found in the north branch of the Silk Road (magic, too). Dated 7th century Anno Domini.

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 We make the list of 'Fake News Blogs We Love' by PR Newswire - Source SourceWe make the list of 'Fake News Blogs We Love' by PR Newswire
 on 12/5/2016, 9:50 pm

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We make the list of 'Fake News Blogs We Love' by PR Newswire

Comrades! Is good news. Our glorious Party Organ is now officially recognized by PR Newswire as good reading for the toiling workers and peasants. Beet vodka on house!

Blog Profiles: Fake News Blogs

Fake news stories are dominating headlines in more ways than one. Here are four blogs that you can trust to be satirical.

The healthcare field is stressful and at times heartbreaking. Gomer Blog pokes fun at all aspects of the medical field. I found the CDC’s blood gravy content chart helpful during the holiday season. After all, “friends don’t let friends drive drunk on gravy.” If you find yourself at a hospital anytime soon, I recommend reviewing Know Your White Coats. This article breaks down the unseen differences in the lab coats worn by medical professionals.
Follow @GomerBlog Twitter.

The People’s Cube will help you find your “Inner Comrade” and denounce capitalism with strong communist views. I highly recommend the made-for-the-internet recreation of the out-of-print Red Primer for Children written by Victor Vash.
Follow @ThePeoplesCube on Twitter.

The Onion is best known for its made-up news headlines like Facebook User Verifies Truth Of Article By Carefully Checking It Against Own Preconceived Opinions and Longtime Reader Of Sick Of Mainstream Bias On Sites Like It also condenses important issues like the What You Need to Know About the Dakota Access Pipeline for better comprehension.
Follow @TheOnion on Twitter.

The Duffel Blog is the military version of The Onion, outrageous headlines and all.
Trump taps Ashley Madison to lead Veterans’ Affairs almost had me believing. And a case to the truth in humor could be made with Mattis looking forward to 12-hour work days, being blamed for everything military does wrong.
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Post by Red Square
 Socialism's 500 years glorious anniversary - Source SourceSocialism's 500 years glorious anniversary
 on 12/5/2016, 6:59 pm

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Socialism's 500 years glorious anniversary


Comrades, this year marks a momentous occasion. Its been (at least) 500 years since the expression of the basic ideas of socialism .

Some have said that these ideas have been around since the beginning of recorded history. They were voiced in Plato’s Republic and recently (In a relative sense of the word) in Thomas More's Utopia published in 1516, and thus 500 years.

But don’t take our word for it, we have it from the horse’s… mouth that their ideology originated (at least) 500 years ago and has been on a losing streak ever since:

The Communist Manifesto after 100 years
“The first theoretical expression of a genuinely socialist position came in Thomas More’s Utopia, written in the early years of the 16th Century.”

The left’s socialist ideas are as old as dirt (but not worth as much) and contrary to one of their more pernicious lies their ideas have been tried and failed down through the centuries, such as with the ‘new world’ in the 1600’s:

America's Socialist Origins

See How Socialism Nearly Destroyed the Pilgrims as well as other failed implementations of these concepts.

Again from one of the left’s orifices of collective… thought on the early history of socialism:

Gerrard Winstanley (born 1609, died sometime after 1660) was probably the greatest socialist thinker that the English-speaking countries have yet produced, and the Digger movement which he led was certainly the first practical expression of socialism. But it lasted only a very short time, and the same was true of the movement led by Babeuf during the French Revolution a century and a half later. Meanwhile, quite a number of writers had formulated views of a more ...

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Post by Comrade Torcer
 Sinterklaas, the ancestor of our Santa Claus, is a racist! - Source SourceSinterklaas, the ancestor of our Santa Claus, is a racist!
 on 12/5/2016, 6:56 pm

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Sinterklaas, the ancestor of our Santa Claus, is a racist!

Good news Comrades! For those who like to read long posts, this is ...

Minitrue's Wacky European Holiday special!


Sinterklaas is a racist

This night (the night of december the 5th) is a special one for all children in Belgium and the
Netherlands. This night, "Sinterklaas" (the ancestor of your "santa claus") will ride the rooftops to give presents and candy to the good kids, while his assistant Zwarte Piet ("Black Pete") helps him in this task - and also punishes the bad kids with a cane or by abducting them in his bag (yes yes, Europe is not for the faint hearted).


As a naive child I thought this traditional holiday was about children having fun and getting presents. How wrong could I be! I now understand this is an evil White Supremacist plot to insult and offend black people.

piet kkk.jpg


You see, some years ago, some people with African / Caribbean roots who emigrated to the Netherlands and Belgium complained about this tradition by sending letters to our comrades in the Human Rights Council of the United Nations. They felt offended because of the blackface appearance of "Zwarte Piet", and because it reminds them of black slavery.


The fact that the people living in Belgium and the Netherlands never had black slaves working the cotton fields is not the issue. The fact most children do not associate "Zwarte Piet" with black slaves, is not the issue. The issue is: a non-white person with non European ancestry has been offended.

Starting with comrade Verene Shepherd of the UN "Working Group of Experts on People of African Descent" (who ...

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Post by Minitrue
 One final Yankee plot against Comrade Fidel - Source SourceOne final Yankee plot against Comrade Fidel
 on 12/5/2016, 1:08 pm

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One final Yankee plot against Comrade Fidel


Comrades, it is with great indignation I must report one last Yankee plot against the glorious memory of beloved Comrade Fidel.

The Jeep pulling the trailer carrying the ashes of Comrade Fidel to his final resting place was sabotaged no doubt by the CIA and had to be rescued by heroic revolutionaries acting in the interests of the people.

Is there no limit to the depths the Yankee imperialists will go to discredit the glorious revolution? wrote:

The breakdown of the jeep in the midst of adoring crowds chanting "Long live Fidel!" was symbolic of the dual nature of Castro's Cuba. While his legacy inspires fierce adulation by many of the nation's citizens, others continue to grumble about Cuba's autocratic government, inefficient bureaucracy and stagnant economy.

(Prog Off)
Another case of "Life imitates The People's Cube!" They should have used a 1959 Caddy instead. At least it would have made the trip uneventfully.

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Post by Comrade Brezhnev
 Soros Loser - Source SourceSoros Loser
 on 12/4/2016, 2:13 pm

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Soros Loser


George Soros has realized his mistake and is now preparing a new image for himself.


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Post by Evil Smiley
 It's the Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years - Source SourceIt's the Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years
 on 12/3/2016, 10:03 pm

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It's the Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years


I found this Donald Trump Christmas parody of the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". It was too cute and well-done not to share:

I especially love the part where Obama turns into the Grinch and Trump pushes him off-screen!

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