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 Let's face it, people ............. - Source SourceLet's face it, people .............
 on 10/25/2014, 7:43 pm

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Let's face it, people .............


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Post by Krasnodar
 An Anarchy of Appetites - Source SourceAn Anarchy of Appetites
 on 10/25/2014, 2:54 pm

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An Anarchy of Appetites



Have you heard Hillary's latest gaffe? According to Hillary businesses don't create jobs. Where jobs come from isn't explained but that's not important. What's important from Hillary's point of view is that her acolytes have some rationalization for statism to repeat mindlessly ad nauseam. Statism is an anarchy of appetites whose legitimization requires constant rationalization and unrelenting un-vigilance.

In all actuality in Hillary's world she didn't make a stupid gaffe at all, she gave her people a verbal weapon. In the world of the left the marketplace of ideas is nothing but a battle of interest fighting interest in the quest for absolute power to control everything in society. Real collectivists actually believe in collectivism and see all of society and all property as already being a commonly owned by everyone sort of thing. They don't think they have to conquer through revolution in order to change what already is - they have to use revolution in order stop people that are using their interest group to unjustly steal what is already owned by everyone.

If you wonder why barbarism of every description is engulfing the world and why it seems civilization is collapsing all over the world it is because the left has been very successful in destroying the very concept of civilization in the minds of people all over the world. They have replaced the idea of civilization with collectivism and an anarchy of appetites. And that is what we now see on a world scale.

It's no small thing to destroy the very idea of civilization and replace it with The Anarchy of Appetites. As previously stated it requires constant rationalizations.

There is only one way to fight this anarchy and it isn't by countering the left's rationalizations. You will get lost ...

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Post by Karl Marx Treatment Center
 Cousin Pookie - Source SourceCousin Pookie
 on 10/25/2014, 1:33 pm

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Cousin Pookie



Comrades, Dear Leader needs us now.

The Senate under Harry Reid could fall to rethugglikkan control if Cousin Pookie fails to get off the couch and vote. HE IS THE KEY TO THE ELECTION, and the stability of all that has been done.

By Dear Leader's own directive, we must find Cousin Pookie. We must get him off the couch, and get his vote to the ballot box as often as it takes.

ACORN operatives are scouring NSA records for contacts from or to anyone named Pookie, but its slower than a VA medical appointment.

Do your part. Check your couch, your neighbours couch, (unless you live next to Bill Clinton, leave that couch alone) the couch at the EBT office, the Social Security office, and the mall where you hang out...


Find POOKIE!

(Anyone not producing a Cousin Pookie will be directly responsible for the election results, and will be labled as a racist.)

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Post by Tovarichi
 Ebola Czar - Source SourceEbola Czar
 on 10/25/2014, 11:26 am

People's Karaoke

Ebola Czar





Nobody gonna see my Czar
I'm gonna keep him from the crowd
Nobody gonna meet my Czar
He'll never make a sound

Ebola's killing disease
It's does everything
It causes projectile vomiting
Even bleeding

I love it and I need it, It's crisis
Wrapped in polyurethane
Alright, hold tight
My Ebola Czar

Nobody gonna take his job
I'm gonna grow it and spend
He'll always have this job
He'll protect my dumb rear end

Ebola's killing disease
It does everything
Like losing all your bowel control
O'er everything

I love it, I need it, It's crisis
Yeah, it turns me on
Alright, hold on tight
My Ebola Czar

Nobody stop me spending gobs
It's part of my big plan
Nobody watch me killing jobs
Watch me leading from behind

Ooh I'm in Heaven again
I got everything
Like a panicked crowd, a signing pen
It's everything

I love it and I need it, It's crisis
Bunch more cases all right
Alright, hold on tight
My Ebola Czar

Nobody gonna see my Czar
I'm gonna keep him from the crowd
Nobody gonna meet my Czar
You'll never hear him speak out loud

Ooh it's a killing disease
It's got everything
Projectile vomiting
All over everything

I love it and I need it, It's crisis
Wrapped in polyurethane
Alright, hold tight
My Ebola Czar
My Ebola Czar
My Ebola Czar

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 The Campaign Man - Source SourceThe Campaign Man
 on 10/25/2014, 11:02 am

People's Karaoke

The Campaign Man



Who bores the crowd and brays so loud
Barry, he's the campaign man
Who's gonna lead the show
You know, Barry, He's the campaign man

He once made us hope
He then made us cry
He then brought us down
(Does he still get high?)
Somethin' keeps him goin'
Miles and miles a day
To find another course to play

Night after night who seeks the light
Barry, He's the campaign man
Who's on the video
You go listen to the campaign man

Then he comes to town
And you see disgrace
And you think you want
'nother in his place
Somethin' gets him driftin'
Miles and miles away
Not readin' what prompter says

As you listen to the speeches
And try to hear along
You try to hear the meaning
From each word and know it's wrong
Then you find inside the message
And some words to call your own
It's bubble foam

He one made us hope
Now we can get high
The truth brings us down
Then we'll start to cry
Somethin' keeps him movin'
And everybody knows
He's looking for loads more dough

Then the lights begin to flicker
And the teleprompter's dim
The lies begin to falter
And the crowds are getting thin
But he never seems to notice
He's just got to find
Another course to play

Either way
Got to play
Either way
Got to play


For Googie who inspires us from the easy listening side....

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Happy Hilloween! - Source SourceHappy Hilloween!
 on 10/25/2014, 10:38 am

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Happy Hilloween!

October is the birth month of Hillary Clinton - our future dear leader and the first American president to actually have a vagina - her key qualification for this role.

In celebration of her heinous' birthday, we have renamed the entire month of October, HILLOWEEN!



The month of Hilloween will have lots of witches, goblins and ghouls - including the 'Butcher of Benghazi' and the Ft. Marcy Park Killer.
Everything from Arkancide to Zairian Ebola.







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Post by Evil Smiley
 You're F***ed, New York - Source SourceYou're F***ed, New York
 on 10/25/2014, 10:26 am

People's Karaoke



You're F***ed, New York

 
It's spreading like flu, I've got fever today.
You want to be no part of this, It's yuck, New York.
That avian flu, you'll long for today
Right from the very start of it, You're F***ed, New York.

You're gonna wake up, In a graveyard six feet deep.
And find you're under the hill, under the heap.

These Ebola blues, are killing today.
I'll make a brand new strain of it, in old New York.

If I can spread it there,
I'll spread it everywhere.
I'll make you sick, you're f***ed, New York

You're f***ed, New York.
You're gonna wake up, In a graveyard six feet deep.
And find you're case Number 1, contagious mist, watch for a sneeze, case Number 2...

Hemorrhagic bruise, is bleeding today.
I'm gonna make another strain of it,
in old New York, and...

If it can spread it there, It will spread everywhere.
It's got to you, You're F***ed, New York!

Hat Tip to Comrade Lennie

I heard the song then saw yours and here's my version...

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 A Load Out/Leave - Source SourceA Load Out/Leave
 on 10/25/2014, 10:09 am

People's Karaoke

A Load Out/Leave




Now the seats getting empty
As our toadies take the stage
Stack it up and pack it down
They're the first to talk and first to lie
Pushing for that minimum wage
Then set it up to another town

Tonight the obots started fine
Hearing all our lies
And then they got up on their feet
They hit the doors

It once was sweet
But I can hear the sound
Of slamming doors and folding chairs
And that's a sound I never knew

They once ignored the millions now on food stamps
And the jobless in homeless Obama camps
'Cause when it came to hearing me
You know, you guys once were champs

But as the last speaker that's heard today
You know that I still want to lie
So just make sure you got it all set to go
'fore you get my teleprompter

But the gang's on the bus
And they're waiting to go
We've got to drive all night
A fund raiser in Chicago or Detroit, I don't know

So many fund raisers in a row
And these towns all look the same
We just pass the time in the hotel rooms
And snort coke 'round backstage
Till those lights come up and we hear that crowd
And we remember why we came

Now we got the War on Women on the bus
Fake scandals, we got IRS attacks TEA Party in stereo
We've got Get Out Vote and other schemes
We've got Matthews on the TV

And we've got Obamacare on our videos
We got time to think of our jobs we love
While the miles roll away
But the only time that seems too short
Is the time that we get to lie

People you've got the power over what we ...

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Debbie's Halloween Do - Source SourceDebbie's Halloween Do
 on 10/25/2014, 1:48 am

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Debbie's Halloween Do



Non-person and planned scapegoat for our party's loss of the Senate, Comrade Whatshername-Schultz, has a new do. See the Fox News video clip. Anyway, my question is this: Is it a Halloween hairdo? Or is the prospect of losing the US Senate on her watch so scary that it straightened her hair?

Anyway, during the clip, evil rethugikkkan Rinse Prius had the unmitigated nerve to remind Comrade Hyphenatedname-Schultz about her non-person status, noting that Dear Leader doesn't have her back. How dare he bring that up!!

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Post by Comrade Vlad Linen
 Peregrine's Pernicious Panties Seized - Source SourcePeregrine's Pernicious Panties Seized
 on 10/25/2014, 12:21 am

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Peregrine's Pernicious Panties Seized


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Comrades,

In the year 7 BO (Before Obama) our glorious government issued a formal proposal outlining the reasoning for the creation a new, cabinet-level bureaucracy - The Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

"The changing nature of the threats facing America requires a new government structure to protect against invisible enemies that can strike with a wide variety of weapons," the proposal explained. "America needs a single, unified homeland security structure that will improve protection against today’s threats and be flexible enough to help meet the unknown threats of the future."


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And how right they were, my friends: Why, just this week a DHS swat team nabbed Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties, as she was about to place illegal panties on sale to the public! The so called “boyshorts” sported a pair of letters emblazoned on the posterior - specifically, the letters K and C. Not only are these the initials of the Kansas City Royals, but adding insult to injury, Ms. Honig actually connected the two letters together suggesting the Royal’s official logo! What criminal enterprise might have followed her illegal stitching had this outrage gone undetected? One can only speculate.

Fortunately for the Royals, and Americans everywhere, the DHS agents were able to nip Honig’s pernicious plot in its infancy, thus preserving the sanctity of our major league baseball copyright laws.

So when some wise-ass Teabagger complains about the DHS and its $39 billion dollar annual budget just remind them of these brave men. Keeping an eye on women’s panties may be a thankless job, but somebody has to do it - for The Children’s™ sake.

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