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 While My POTUS Quickly Tweets - Source SourceWhile My POTUS Quickly Tweets
 on 5/22/2017, 11:05 am

People's Karaoke

While My POTUS Quickly Tweets

"While My POTUS Quickly Tweets"

I look at you all, see the media is screaming
While my POTUS quickly tweets
I look at the floor and I see liberals weeping
Still my POTUS quickly tweets

I don't know why nobody told him
This is no way to gov.

I don't know how he can control you
The media he owns you

I look at the world and I notice it's burning
While my POTUS quickly tweets

With every mistake he must surely be learning
Still my POTUS quickly tweets


He sure knows how the press gets diverted
They are perverted too

He sure knows how they are subverted
No one elected you

I look from the wings at the game he is playing.
While my POTUS quickly tweets

Look at you all
As I'm sitting here doing nothing but laughing
Still my POTUS quickly tweeeee eeeeee ts

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Post by El Presidente
 To the Lee side of history - Source SourceTo the Lee side of history
 on 5/22/2017, 12:59 am

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To the Lee side of history


The New Orleans City Council had declared the city's four Confederate-era monuments a public nuisance.

On Friday police cars circled the last one standing, the imposing statue of General Robert E. Lee, a 16-foot-tall bronze figure mounted on a 60-foot pedestal in the center of Lee Circle near downtown. Live news trucks were parked on side streets, and cameramen watched from the windows of nearby hotel rooms. The air was muggy and tense.

Three monuments already had come down in what represented a sharp cultural changing of the guard: First it was the Liberty Place monument, an obelisk tucked on a back street near the French Quarter that commemorated a Reconstruction-Era white supremacist attack on the city's integrated police force; next, Confederate Jefferson Davis — a bronze statue of the only president of the Confederacy, mounted on a pedestal in the working-class Mid-City area of town; then, Confederate General P.G.T. Beauregard, mounted high on a horse in a roundabout at the entrance to City Park.

In a city where 60 percent of the residents are African-American, the monuments are an offensive celebration of the Confederacy and the system of slavery it sought to preserve.

Over the past month, these venues became gathering places for people who support the statue removal, and those Neo Kulak’s who opposed them. The first three came down in the middle of the night; the official reason was for the protection and safety of the workers engaged in this rewriting of the historical record. The contractors who signed up for the removal received multiple death threats, and one had his car firebombed.

The showdown bore all the acrimony and divisiveness typical of modern-day USSA politics: Those opposed to the ...

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Post by Chief Designer
 Insisting Impeachment - Source SourceInsisting Impeachment
 on 5/21/2017, 10:46 pm

People's Karaoke

Insisting Impeachment

No sense, delusions, losing their minds
Russians, many things they cannot find
Cognitive dissonance clutters their minds
Insisting impeachment, Not their first time.

Who cares what march they choose?
Not how to win, but just how they lose
Insisting impeachment, being thus clowns
Turned off reality cannot be found.

Who made this mess?,
Who made this mess?, yeah, yeah

Who made this mess?
Who made this mess? yeah, yeah, yeah!

To inspire their insane view for you
Throw their shame to one side, it's something they lack too.
Losing at politics, it's nothing new
The left's full of lunatics, their point of view

Who cares what march they choose?
Not how to win, but just how they lose

No sense, delusions, losing their minds
Russians, many things they cannot find
Cognitive dissonance clutters their minds
Insisting impeachment, Not their first time.

Who cares what march they choose?
Not how to win, but just how they lose

Insisting impeachment,
Insisting impeachment,

la la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 I have succeeded in my mission, and thus failed - Source SourceI have succeeded in my mission, and thus failed
 on 5/21/2017, 7:16 pm

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I have succeeded in my mission, and thus failed

It turns out Saudi Arabia isn’t that fun, there’s a lot of things you can’t do there and It’s too hot to do anything even if there were anything to do.

Rigging elections is too hard since I can’t figure out which OS their paper ballots run on; they already seem to be doing a fine job of neutralizing seditious individuals thus undercutting my operations, and worst of all, they don’t allow the consumption of any alcoholic beverages, forcing me to drown out the incessant beatings next door through other means.

They also seem to be severely lacking in the basic amenities that I’d expect anywhere, such as Trans and non-gender conforming bathroom policies and LGBT inclusion zones.

I will soon be returning to once again teach the Future Workers of the New People’s Revolutionary Front for Justice and Unanimity in the March against all that is Unequal and Divisive in the Advancement of Feelgood Adjectives Union (acronym pending) in order to educate them on the skills they’ll need (yes, it involves condoms).

Lastly, I will leave you with this hilarious list of locally told jokes that I compiled while on my short-term detail here. A funny thing almost happened where I nearly mixed up the list with deeply secretive private orders that would land me in deep trouble if it ever got out, but would’ve been very boring for anyone to read since it doesn’t contain anything particularly embarrassing.


It is with great admiration and disappointment that we report to you that your long-term mission objectives regarding directive 00-6bSP, has been duly fulfilled. However, because of The Party’s Dynamic Narrative Command (DNC) structure, this objective has now become your primary ...

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Post by Comrade Sovremennyy
 Lenin Reincarnate! - Source SourceLenin Reincarnate!
 on 5/21/2017, 5:14 pm

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Lenin Reincarnate!

The Second Coming is here on this Earth! LENIN HAS COME ONCE MORE! PRAISE MARX!

He isn't brainwashed, either! But his mother is! SHE SUPPORTS DRUMPF:

Watch as His Leninness takes questions from the unwashed masses:

He's even woke about religion!

Praise him, the promised Second Coming!

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Post by Comrade Stierlitz
 Peer-reviewed Doublespeak - Source SourcePeer-reviewed Doublespeak
 on 5/20/2017, 1:52 pm

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Peer-reviewed Doublespeak

If there's anything more Orwellian than simple doublespeak, it's the "piled higher and deeper" (Ph.D.) doublespeak of academia and "peer-reviewed" scientific papers.


Peer-Reviewed Journal Publishes Gender Studies Hoax Claiming Penises Cause Climate Change

Two academics, Peter Boghossian and James Lindsay, used pen names to successfully submit a hoax paper that argued—“the penis vis-à-vis maleness is an incoherent construct” — to the peer-reviewed journal Cogent Social Sciences. Boghossian and Lindsay cited 20 sources, none of which they say they read, and five of which are fake papers that were “published” in journals that don’t actually exist.

These two brave agitprop academics ought to beware that they risk exposing the sensitive sources and methods used by loyal socialists (and other leftist bedfellows) as they twist mold student minds and bully influence public discourse via "scientific journals." Their hooliganism may be the thin end of a wedge that threatens the Progress that we all expect to achieve Next Tuesday.

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Post by Colonel Obyezyana
 on 5/20/2017, 11:43 am

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The hooligans and scoffers who do not support the progressive socialist regime in Venezuela will now have to eat their dirt sandwiches without bread.

Perhaps if the agitators hoard enough toilet paper they can barter for the bread they don't deserve. Venezuela is truly on the verge of collapse CLAPs (Comités Locales de Abastecimiento y Producción -Local Committees for Supply and Production).

Joys of Socialism: Venezuelan Regime Forces Bakeries to Sell Bread ONLY to Supporters

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Post by Colonel Obyezyana
 WANTED: anonymous sources - exciting new career opportunity! - Source SourceWANTED: anonymous sources - exciting new career opportunity!
 on 5/20/2017, 8:52 am

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WANTED: anonymous sources - exciting new career opportunity!

Do you hate Donald Trump?

Is your lifelong dream to destroy his presidency? Do you live for nothing else these days?

Are you looking for a flexible job that requires little effort while allowing you to be as outrageous as you want? Do you enjoy throwing stuff at the wall and watching it slide down to the floor leaving a trail of slime?

Then mainstream media outlets, especially the New York Times and Washington Post, would like to offer you a position as an ANONYMOUS SOURCE!

Choose from a wide variety of openings in this exciting and dynamic new career field, with glamorous job titles ranging from Russian diplomat to one of James Comey’s third grade classmates. Or just be an anonymous source who confirms information provided by another anonymous source. You don’t even have to see it to confirm it.

All you have to do is conjure up something unfavorable to Trump and phone it in to the mainstream media’s Get Trump Hotline. Anything goes—and don’t worry about pesky little things like facts or logic. The MSM will take care of repeating your revelations ad nauseam until they are hammered into stone as irrefutable facts, after which no one will care about logic.

No training required. No experience necessary. You don’t even have to fill out an application or get all dressed up for an interview. Just pick up the phone and call with whatever dirt you can fling at Trump, and NYT and WaPo will do the rest. It’s just that easy!

Best of all, you can do it without ever having to leave the comfort of your parents’ basement! Operators are standing by, so call their Get Trump Hotline now—and get Trump!

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Post by Commissarka Pinkie
 Hiding in the Curtains - Source SourceHiding in the Curtains
 on 5/20/2017, 7:25 am

People's Karaoke

Hiding in the Curtains

You caught me hiding in the curtains
The fears I had were my employ
I'll know the meaning of retirement
Trump's not happy with my ploy

They were dark blue white house curtains
Where crazy nut-balls hide away
I prayed that Don Trump wasn't stronger
Keep my job another day

I searched and I searched but I couldn't find
No way Hillary committed crime

Now I'm hidden by the curtains
Where crazy nut-balls are ignored
Yes, I'll hide here in the curtains
Not be seen or hugged by Trump

I wore blue suit and hoped he'd be blind
No way that I'd ever be maligned

Take your troubles to the curtains
Then blend in and hide away
If your blue suit is much lighter
You'll be surely fired today

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 Harvard bans neckties on campus as chauvinistic hate speech - Source SourceHarvard bans neckties on campus as chauvinistic hate speech
 on 5/19/2017, 5:07 am

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Harvard bans neckties on campus as chauvinistic hate speech

Harvard University has written a new dress code that defines ties, a traditional male dress accessory, as a symbol of oppression, chauvinism, and hate speech. The decision came after a women's rights group petitioned the school board to ban neckties after the group claimed that students have been triggered by seeing such a “flamboyant and offensive” micro-aggression carried around even by their own professors.

Immediately after the board’s decision, a mass email was sent to all students and faculty of the new dress code stating that if the new policy was disobeyed it could bring about “serious consequences” including expulsion. In the email it expressed the belief that a man wearing a tie is just as offensive if not more so than a white man in black face.

“The necktie is nothing more than an archaic phallic symbol” said Nancy Gilmore, the organizer of the Harvard Women's rights group responsible for the ban. “The only purpose of a tie is to draw attention to a cis-male’s groin. It points directly at it. Something as disgusting as that should have no place in society let alone a place of higher learning. How do they expect women to better themselves if they constantly have men rubbing their privilege in their face with those horrible bits of fabric. When I see a cis-male in a necktie I fantasize about hanging him by it.”

Violence and threats of violence have become more and more prevalent on American campuses in recent months and have even more recently become socially accepted as long as those kinds of acts and words are directed at anyone who is not a member of the social justice movement. This can be indicated by Gilmore's history of threats and off-color remarks ...

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