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 Paper bags are racist - Source SourcePaper bags are racist
 on 5/20/2018, 7:22 am

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Paper bags are racist

The latest SJW outrage is over a picture of a Georgia high school tennis team wearing paper bags on their heads after a defeat.


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Students from the Telfair County High School tennis team took this picture after losing in the state tournament. It is noted that the team that beat them had a few black players, which adds to the racial hysteria.

The author of the article said "he went to see the LA Kings take on the Toronto Maple Leafs. In the first period the Kings were destroying the Leafs and at the first intermission several Toronto fans got bags from the concession stand, poked eye-holes and put them on their heads because they were ashamed of their team. This is a common thing, not racism."

What about the little kids wearing a paper bag Halloween costumes?


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Does this mean that the beloved Unknown Comic was a racist?


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 CNN Applauds The People's Cube - Source SourceCNN Applauds The People's Cube
 on 5/19/2018, 1:57 pm

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CNN Applauds The People's Cube

Although typically one gets their news programs rudely interrupted with commercials, in my case I rudely interrupt my state-approved advertisements with a state-approved news flash.

This just in:

CNN reporters recently have said that they are publishing "A Report Actually Worth Looking At." In this report, they announce that a poll was sent across the whole of CNN, with participants ranging from the part-time consultants to the top executives. According to the poll results, CNN unanimously looks to The People's Cube for inspiration.



"We all know that they, the Cube, are funny but accurate," said the renowned CNN anchor Fareed Zakaria, speaking on behalf of the entire news network. "When we realize that their news reports sound more real than ours, they are clearly doing something right".

Zakaria also added a touch of personal perspective: "I don't have energy to stay up after getting up until I get a daily dose of the Cube. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup? Well, The People's Cube is so amazing, so red, so... INSPIRING, that Folgers in my cup sounds like the WORST part of waking up!".

He has also taken to the airwaves to defend the Cube, stating plainly on TV, "Why you all gotta be such haters? The Cube is clearly an awesome site run by just as awesome people with FAR more life than all of you combined!!"

"While almost anything can be forgotten in the sands of time, I can guarantee that this will never be," continued Mr. Zakaria. "This pinnacle of innovative achievement for the human race will be taught to our children, their children, and so on."

"I feel that The People's Cube getting awarded top 100 doesn't do that website justice. So we tried to ...

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 The sight of dead children brings joy to our eyes - Source SourceThe sight of dead children brings joy to our eyes
 on 5/19/2018, 6:15 am

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The sight of dead children brings joy to our eyes


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Glorious times, comrades!

Tears of joy roll down our cheeks.

We will take the maimed bodies from the shaking arms of the mourning parents, and then hang them from our flagpoles, limbs dangling in the wind; battle-standards in the Procession of Progress they will become.

Who will stand in our way? We will let the blood of innocents drip onto their faces until they turn away their eyes.

We will drown their speech in the roar of our slogans. Who needs reason, cursed reason, at times like these? O progressive, let not this battle pass you by, wherever you may be. In lockstep we approach the enemy, already we see them wavering.

What is it they say? No, no you fiends, you heartless monsters. This was not a lone wolf. His complexion is not right. His name and creed do not fit the prophecies. Talk not of estranged and overworked parents, overstretched youths instilled with guilt by teachers, depression, faith... Your words are useless. We know better, because we are the righteous, and She said it so it must be true.

"This is what happens when governments start trusting citizens!" we will shout, dancing around the fires of our covens; the pages of forbidden books fluttering in the wind like ghostly fireflies.

"Come and take them, please, take them away forever", we will ask our idols, the cold stone statues we carry before us in the endless march towards something (but what was it again? do you remember, comrade? It does not matter, we march and this is the only important thing).

"Come and take them, and embrace us, shackle us to your radiance."

Point your finger, and we will march.



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 Schumer compares our great-great grandparents to MS-13 - Source SourceSchumer compares our great-great grandparents to MS-13
 on 5/18/2018, 2:09 pm

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Schumer compares our great-great grandparents to MS-13

Senator Chuck Schumer is outraged that President Trump called members of MS-13 "animals."


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In defending MS-13, Senator Schumer wrote that our Great-Great Grandparents were the same as this notorious street gang.


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Schumer demanded that these "Dreamers" be treated respectfully!


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Congress Person, Nancy Pelosi also remarked on Trump's MS-13 statement

We believe, some of us that are attracted to the political arena, to government and public service, that we’re all God’s children. There’s a spark of divinity in every person on earth and that we all have to recognize that. as we respect the dignity and worth of every person. And as we recognize our responsibilities with that spark of divinity within us.

Not to be left out, the media jumped on the MS-13 bandwagon


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Everyone must now get out their family scrapbooks and update them with the appropriate photos.



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 Hamas sets standards for responsible activism in Gaza - Source SourceHamas sets standards for responsible activism in Gaza
 on 5/16/2018, 1:07 pm

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Hamas sets standards for responsible activism in Gaza


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Having vowed to burn 10,000 tires on the Gaza-Israeli border, Hamas leadership responded to criticism by some environmental groups with a promise to use all of their incoming donations from environmentalists to buy carbon credits.

An unnamed official in the Hamas government has expressed genuine concern with an increase in greenhouse gases and toxic fumes released into the atmosphere by a continued occupation of Palestinian lands by the Zionist entity. The Palestinian people are prepared to handle this environmental crisis responsibly, the source said.


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As a gesture of good will, the Hamas official has also revealed plans to convert the next humanitarian aid package into cash, with the purpose of purchasing an adequate number of carbon credits, as per calculations by leading Palestinian climatologists.

The amount of humanitarian aid expected to arrive in Gaza from various countries and international organizations is directly proportional to the number of tires burnt, Israeli soldiers attacked, and Palestinians killed, the source added.


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"The more we burn, kill, and die, the more aid will be there to sell on the black market so we can buy more carbon credits to save our planet from imminent climate change," the Palestinian official said. "So please donate as much as you can to save our green earth from the scourge of global warming!"



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 Save a Kapitalist Pig Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday - Source SourceSave a Kapitalist Pig Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday
 on 5/15/2018, 10:20 pm

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Save a Kapitalist Pig Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday


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Hi, The People's Anthony Sullivan here with an important message from TPCSPCA, The People's Cube's Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Everyday, pigs of good will around the world suffer an unspeakable infestation of capitalism.

In the streets or on the internet, people often refer to them as "kapitalist pigs." Komrades, this is not an insult; these korrekt thinkers are proficient pig-spotters who can instinctively separate the kapitalist pigs from the kommunist pigs. They understand the tragic reality of pigs being stigmatized and victimized unfairly, which is a serious crisis that afflicts pigs worldwide.

Today I tell you, the reader of this post, that we can end the tragedy of kapitalist pigs! We can work together to round them up and cure them, to turn all pigs in this world into korrekt kommunist pigs!

Join the fight and save a kapitalist pig - NOT just today, NOT just tomorrow, but YESTERDAY as well!! With your kollective help, we can make a kommunist pigdom a reality!

Many animals already live in a kommunist progdom, including cats and dogs, whom nobody would ever insinuate of being a kapitalist. We distribute rations and benefits to many animals, as well to those who identify as such*.

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* I know, I know: Captain Craptek's a squirrel, Imperatorsky Pingvin's a penguin, and I'm a distant associate of the furry fandom so we get them benefits hahahahaha. Well, at least them benefits are good!

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 All They Got Is Hate - Source SourceAll They Got Is Hate
 on 5/15/2018, 7:59 pm

People's Karaoke



All They Got Is Hate







Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, love.

Obama did nothing that can't be undone.
They're really pissed about Kim Un.
Nothing they can say, but feel the burn
They know they're the blame
They're queasy
.
The news that they make is just so fake.
They hate watching America be great
Nothing they can say, but feel the burn
Al they can do is slime
They're sleazy.

All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, love.
All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed

They really hate how economy has grown.
We really don't care who Stormy's blown.
We're somewhere we would never be if it was Hillary
It's easy.

All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
All they got is hate. (All together now).
All they got is hate. (Everybody).
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
(Oh yeah)
(They hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(They hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah)

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 All They Got Is Hate - Source SourceAll They Got Is Hate
 on 5/14/2018, 8:44 pm

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All They Got Is Hate




Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, love.

Obama did nothing that can't be undone.
They're really pissed about Kim Jong Un.
Nothing they can say, but feel the burn
They know they're the blame
They're queasy

The news that they make is just so fake.
They hate watching America be great
Nothing they can say, but feel the burn
All they do is slime
They're sleazy.

All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, love.
All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed

They really hate how economy has grown.
We really don't care who Stormy's blown.
We're somewhere we would never be if it was Hillary
So easy.

All they got is hate, All they got is hate,
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
All they got is hate. (All together now).
All they got is hate. (Everybody).
All they got is hate, hate. Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
Hate is all they bleed
(Oh yeah)
(They hate him, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(They hate him, yeah, yeah, yeah)

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 Donation Drive for Belgian Jihadi - Source SourceDonation Drive for Belgian Jihadi
 on 5/12/2018, 9:30 am

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Donation Drive for Belgian Jihadi



Comrades!

I have a story to tell that will drive many of you to tears...

In 2014 Tarik Jadaoun, a traitor and enemy combatant worthy of summary execution in each self respecting nation "Belgian", decided to join the Junior Varsity Club called "Isis" in Syria. He trained child soldiers, killed a few people, and vowed to kill all 'Satan Worshipers" if he were ever to return to the West. He was just following the dictates of his peaceful religion, so there's no harm in all that.

But now something terrible happened. His organisation was disbanded and poor Tarik is now in jail, and is bound to receive a death penalty. Our friends at Amnesty International are already protesting this terrible treatment.

I'll come to the point: the tiny nation of Belgium needs your help! Please donate to the People's Cube. The Commissars responsible for Filling the Money Pit the financial business will make sure your contribution will be used to help free our good friend Tarik!

Comrade Minitrue

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 Hawaiian judge orders released US detainees back to N.Korea - Source SourceHawaiian judge orders released US detainees back to N.Korea
 on 5/11/2018, 4:57 pm

People's Blog



Hawaiian judge orders released US detainees back to N.Korea



A federal judge in Hawaii has blocked the recent release of three U.S. detainees from North Korea, calling it a political stunt that violated the detainees' constitutional right to "full and fair punishment," ordering that they be immediately returned to a North Korean prison.

The case, brought by Hawaii Atty. Gen. Douglas Chin, follows his earlier move to declare Trump's peace effort unconstitutional and ordering the Korean War to continue as it had been during previous administrations.

The latest decision, made just hours after the plane with the detainees landed in Washington, D.C., has struck down the Trump administration's attempt to change the status quo and set the stage for the upcoming U.S.- North Korea summit in Singapore.

U.S. District Judge Derrick Watson argued that the latest release illegally discriminates based on nationality and would have "profound" and "detrimental" effects on residents of North Korea who would still remain inside the country while the three more privileged Korean-Americans would be allowed to leave. Thus, the judge argued, the release violates the equal protection guarantees of the U.S. Constitution.

Lawyers for the state also argued that the release, the coming summit, and ending the Korean War in general is an assault on the North Korean people's human rights. The current North Korean government has a stellar record of preventing obesity and laziness among their people, who overwhelmingly prefer their lives to end uninterrupted by excessive eating and similar harmful decadence that plagues the so-called "free world."

The cruel and unnecessary release of the American detainees is widely seen among progressive legal minds as cultural imperialism and a racist attempt to impose the American way of life, McDonald's, Coke, electricity and hygiene on a people who have rejected it many decades ago, ...

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