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 Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations - Source SourceShih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations
 on 9/15/2014, 7:58 pm

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Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations

Sun Tzu achieved immortal fame for his treatise on the Art of War but little was known about his dog until this explosive publication was revealed to be the source of President Obama's and Secretary Kerry's innovative strategies regarding foreign policy.

"This book entirely rewrites military history" Jimmy Carter


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"This could be pure brilliance but what difference does it make? Hillary Clinton

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12. Therefore, in your obsfucations, when seeking to determine the political conditions, let them be made on the basis of a comparison, in this wise:--

13. (1) Which of the two parties is detached from all notions of Moral law? (2) Which of the cable TV channels has the most viewers? (3) With whom are the lies most advantageous in Heaven and Earth? (4) On which side is indoctrination most rigorously enforced? (5) Which story is more believable? (6) On which side are officers and men more likely to worship me? (7) In which army is there the greater constancy both in punishment and guilt?


This book WILL change the way we see the world Vladimir Putin

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 The End of Civilization is upon US - Source SourceThe End of Civilization is upon US
 on 9/15/2014, 2:06 pm

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The End of Civilization is upon US

Nancy Pelosi Warns About the End of Civilization if Republicans Win in November



Back in July, former House Speaker and current Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said the terrorist group Hamas might be a humanitarian organization because the Qataris said so. Now, she's warning about the end of civilization as we know it...if Republicans win back the Senate in November.

"It would be very important for Democrats to retain control of the Senate. Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate. It's really important," she said on HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher.






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This is a seriously serious development, comrades. We must unite to turn out twice - Nay! Thrice! - as many undocumented and undead voters as we can find. We cannot be complicit in the destruction of our most civilized and most equal worker's paradise. This is a greater danger than finding out that this meaning of IS is gruesome beheadings and charity work. We're up against the Republican Party, this time. Marshall the forces! Into battle, comrades! We are fighting for our very survival!


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Post by Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
 How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with Pelosi - Source SourceHow the Colonists Would Have Dealt with Pelosi
 on 9/15/2014, 1:17 am

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How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with Pelosi

How the Colonists Would Have Dealt with the Malignant and Crazy Nancy Pelosi:




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 Kerry's War Flip-Flops - Source SourceKerry's War Flip-Flops
 on 9/14/2014, 8:53 pm

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Kerry's War Flip-Flops



John Kerry has a pair, why not you?


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 USSA citizen asks for paid vacation from North Korea - Source SourceUSSA citizen asks for paid vacation from North Korea
 on 9/14/2014, 6:49 pm

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USSA citizen asks for paid vacation from North Korea


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Comrades!

An Amerikkan named Matthew Miller wanted to escape the capitalist propaganda to settle in peaceful North Korea. His wish was granted for six years. Wow! An amazement to be hold.

We know Dear Leader gives us vacations, but Comrade Miller wanted to study abroad. He accidentally ripped his visa, but Dear Leader promised he will get him back with no trouble after a few rounds.

I am grateful to have the most caring, Dear Leader.

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Post by Hammer and Loupe
 ISIS Opens Restaurant and Music Hall - Source SourceISIS Opens Restaurant and Music Hall
 on 9/14/2014, 3:10 pm

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ISIS Opens Restaurant and Music Hall


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I don't know what all the fuss is about. They look like really nice guys, there's nothing extreme about them at all. I can't believe they would do all the terrible things the media is telling us about. Look at them - they couldn't hurt a fly!


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Post by Red Square
 Show Bill Clinton Your Snapper - Source SourceShow Bill Clinton Your Snapper
 on 9/14/2014, 2:49 pm

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Show Bill Clinton Your Snapper

President Clinton is a musician.

He likes the sound of sax and violins. He likes the blowing of the whoremonica.He's got rhythm - he was widely touted as the real first 'black' President, until Dear Leader, anyway.

From his newest tee shirt, we can see that he likes snappers and finger snapping.

That's what he meant, of course.



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Post by Evil Smiley
 Found! The means to cleanse ourselves of capitalist filth! - Source SourceFound! The means to cleanse ourselves of capitalist filth!
 on 9/13/2014, 11:11 pm

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Found! The means to cleanse ourselves of capitalist filth!

Comrades, whilst delving into the bowels of the Internet as I passed myself off as just another mindless prole enthralled by the latest opiate of the people, I came across the solution to ridding ourselves of all capitalist lackeys impeding the advancement of our nation.



With minor modifications and upgrades a dedicated cadre of revolutionaries should be able to clean Foggy Bottom out in no time at all. What brought this into crystal clarity were statements such as, “…burrowing pests trying to take money out of your pockets…”

This was clearly applicable to all so called representatives of the People.

Just imagine, we too can soon join the ranks of those who say, “Man, we blew those suckers out of there!”

The future is now!


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Post by Subvet
 in just..... apologies to e.e. cummings - Source Sourcein just..... apologies to e.e. cummings
 on 9/13/2014, 3:10 am

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Post by Groucho Marxist
 It's not a War! - Source SourceIt's not a War!
 on 9/12/2014, 4:08 pm

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It's not a War!


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It has been announced by the Administration that we are not fighting a war with ISIS !
This is because we have no " boots on the ground ".

This is great news, Comrades !

We must start to rewrite our history books ( again ) to reflect this current truth.

Otherwise, if the masses see images like these, they might get the wrong idea about what happened back in World War Two :



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I bet these guys would certainly be relieved to know they were not at war.

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