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 Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune - Source SourceSituational Ethics Wheel of Fortune
 on 6/17/2018, 4:35 pm

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Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune

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This week I was writing a letter in Russian, to my great comrade-friend Alexander Ovechkin, to congratulate him on winning the Stanley Cup and having the best looking wife in the world.

Suddenly I was violently distracted by loud whining at a televised Sarah Huckabee news conference. Trump's achievements with North Korea summit have required an immediate redirect of the American news narrative back to "Trump hates children". This press conference was almost better than watching the glorious Russian Hockey team defeat Trudeau's Team Canada Crybabies.

Sarah Sanders got into a heated fight with reporters over kids being separated from parents at the border

Komrades - success in Korea required another big spin of the "Liberal Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune" and it landed on "children" this week.

I know this Liberal Situational Ethics Wheel of Fortune must exist. It has many cards - the War on Women Card, Race Card, Global Warming, Rainforest, Polar Bears and at least one very bad card...the Trump Card.

Has anybody in the People's Cube seen this wheel? Help me.

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 Hillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE! - Source SourceHillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE!
 on 6/16/2018, 10:08 pm

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Hillary: It takes a ROBOT not a friggin VILLAGE!


Hillary, in her eagerness to provide THE solution to the annoying problem of populist insolence, i.e. deplorables, has updated her methods by instituting the use of Robots. While her famous statement “It takes a village” was fabulous and universally understood, she, being the smartest woman in the world, hitched her wagon to a star and chose the new Robot technology to achieve her ends.

As it happens, the goal of having “a village” (collective) decide things coincides exactly with the goals of AI. A coincidence? I don’t think so.

While Hillary, brilliantly feigning ignorance regarding the “wiping” of her basement server by saying when asked about it, said, “You mean, like with a cloth? She was just getting ready for her new onslaught against those who oppose her. Very clever.

Here’s some of what Hillary is considering: ROBOTS could be capable of outsmarting humans and even taking over the world we live in, an artificial intelligence researcher has chillingly warned.

"One option my colleagues would like to do is build super intelligence, and keep it under human control like an enslaved dog," he said.

"But you might worry that maybe we humans just aren't smart enough to handle that much power."

Also aside from any moral qualms you might have about enslaving superior minds, you should be more worried that maybe the superintelligence could outsmart us. "They could break-out and take over."

Hillary already knows she is one of the “super intelligent.” That’s why she embraces this.

p.s: the powers that be would not let me link to them.

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 ROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama - Source SourceROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama
 on 6/16/2018, 12:14 am

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ROSENSTEIN: Team Mueller to be Replaced with Team Obama

In a bombshell release overnight, the Deputy Attorney General of the US Department of Justice, Rod Rosenstein, announced the replacement of Robert Mueller's team of 13 Democrats, 3 independents, and zero Republicans, with a team led by out-of-retirement president Barack Obama.

Obama's Team will consist of 16 Democrats composed of an unbiased staffing of former Obama associates.

Among these will be Valerie Jarrett, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Rahm Emmanuel, Van Jones, James Comey, John Brennan, Jim Clapper, Ben Rhodes, Mahmoud Abbas, and a few volunteers from CAIR. Hillary Clinton and Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Ca) will be "of counsel."

Each member will swear on the Holy Koran that they will never use deception, and will execute the job, we mean, the target of the Witch Hunt, er, investigation, as soon as possible, November 2020, or whichever comes later.

Reflecting on the recently released IG's report that described in excruciating detail the bias against the president within the DOJ and FBI high staff, Mueller said: there was no bias. However he admitted to massive mistakes in his hiring of only 13 partisan Democrats who donated heavily to the Hillary campaign without reporting the donations.

The mistake, Mueller admitted, is not having hired sixteen fully-vetted Democrats who hated Trump, and like Andrew Weissman, attended Hillary's victory party.

The three independents had no place on a team that by unanimity should have proved without any evidence that the Russians pulled 63 million levers nationwide to get Donald Trump elected. The proof of this assertion is that Trump bribed the Russians with $12 million and paid for a fake and fabricated dossier to defame, slander, and frame Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton's ignominious loss turned into a national tragedy of prosperity and full employment across the nation. ...

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 Explaining the many faces at the G7 summit - Source SourceExplaining the many faces at the G7 summit
 on 6/15/2018, 11:17 pm

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Explaining the many faces at the G7 summit

If you relied entirely on the still photos captured during the G7 summit you might think that all participants were either disgusted with one particular participant or the cabbage and baked beans were a little too potent for leadership digestive systems.

Take, for example, the viral photo below of Trump in what appears to be a contentious discussion. Perhaps Trump asked Angela if she and Hillary shopped at the same plus-size pant suit store.


Reality just might be something different. Here’s another photo taken about the same time.


We suspect that the picture’s a little blurry due to the camera immediately being pulled from the cameraman before the shutter was completely closed. The nerve, didn’t he realize a happy, congenial G7 photo was verboten?


In reality we think this upbeat photo one was taken first, immediately followed by a wafting fragrance of methane, cabbage and overcooked broccoli as it overtakes the group, even requiring John Bolton to begin breathing through his mouth. All looked stunned except one person. We believe the culprit who dealt it is obvious due to the sly grin as he establishes an “air” of dominance.


Translation: Who farted?

See more at Confederacy of Drones.

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 Seattle: Free Heroin For Junkies! - Source SourceSeattle: Free Heroin For Junkies!
 on 6/15/2018, 11:22 am

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Seattle: Free Heroin For Junkies!

Seattle seems to be taking on Portland, Oregon and Stockton, California in the battle to pass the wackiest legislation.

Seattle City Councilor Sally Bagshaw wants to publicly fund illicit street drugs for junkies.

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Several Seattle City Council members have announced that they plan to move forward with multi-million dollar, taxpayer-funded proposal to purchase a massive recreation vehicle that would provide intravenous drug users with a space to shoot up.

One city council member said she would even like to look into the option of providing illegal drugs for users.

“We were looking at those city-owned and county-owned properties, but none were really viable that were appropriate,” Seattle Human Services Department representative Meg Olberding told KIRO.

Instead of a brick-and-mortar location, project proponents began exploring the concept of a “fixed-mobile” site, which would allow the RV to be moved to a set location each day, then taken back to a secure facility off-site for cleaning and maintenance at night, KIRO reported.

The RV would offer accommodations including booths where addicts could use illegal drugs and a separate section designated for recovery.

“We would want to make sure we provide a safe area, not only for the neighbors but for the individuals who are using as well,” Sakuma told the council.

Councilperson Bagshaw has also been an ally of Bloomberg’s anti-gun group, Moms Demand Action. So on the one hand she wants stricter laws infringing on Constitutional rights, but on the other hand wants to loosen laws regarding illegal drug use.

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 Barack Obama to play Donald Trump in new Netflix series - Source SourceBarack Obama to play Donald Trump in new Netflix series
 on 6/14/2018, 9:04 pm

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Barack Obama to play Donald Trump in new Netflix series

As we have reported earlier, streaming giant Netflix has entered into a multi-year agreement with Barack and Michelle Obama to produce films and TV shows, including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features, but until now the content of these shows remained a mystery.

Today the Board of Directors has announced that Barack Obama will play the part of Donald Trump and Michelle Obama will play Melania Trump, a former nude model.

The decision came after difficult deliberations and soul-searching, but the data collected in numerous inside polls and focus groups indicated that most Netflix subscribers would rather watch Trump than Obama, and would rather see Melania on their screens than Michelle.

"I love Barack dearly and I used to be his national security advisor," said Susan Rice, who has recently become a Netflix board member. "But now that I'm working in the private sector, I've come to realize that a corporation's first goal is to make money, and my money is on Donald Trump. Turn on your TV and all you will see is Trump all the time. He attracts all demographics regardless of their party affiliation. The fundamental transformation of America will have to wait."

Rice's comments were seconded by Ted Sarandos, Netflix's chief content officer.

"Surely we were hoping that the new series would continue to propagandize Barack Obama's ideas about transgender equality, redistribution of wealth, and environmental justice," said Sarandos, who has donated to various Democratic causes, including the presidential campaigns of Obama and Clinton. "But what would be the point if no one watches it?"

"Our shareholders expect us to generate profit," Netflix's chief content officer added. "We would be nothing but frauds and ideological hacks if we used their assets to promote ...

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 DNC Passes Rule: Only Democrats Can Run As Democrats - Source SourceDNC Passes Rule: Only Democrats Can Run As Democrats
 on 6/12/2018, 1:20 pm

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DNC Passes Rule: Only Democrats Can Run As Democrats

In a move to deal with the Bernie Sanders debacle of 2016, the Democratic National Committee have proposed that only Democrats can run as Democrats!

DNC member Randi Weingarten, who is president of the American Federation of Teachers, posted a photo of the rules change shortly after it was added to the proposed draft call for the 2020 Democratic convention. Weingarten, who attended Friday’s DNC meeting in Providence, R.I., wrote that the party “changed the rules to ensure to run for President as a Democrat you need to be A Democrat.”


The new rule would force candidates in Democratic presidential primaries to state that they are Democrats, accept the party’s nomination if they win the 2020 primary and to “run and serve” as a member.

“At the time a presidential candidate announces their candidacy publicly, they must publicly affirm that they are a Democrat,” the rule says. “Each candidate pursuing the Democratic nomination shall affirm, in writing, to the National Chairperson of the Democratic National Committee that they: A. are a member of the Democratic Party; B. will accept the Democratic nomination; and C. will run and serve as a member of the Democratic Party.”

The rule seems like a clear response to Sanders, who caucuses with Democrats in the Senate but has steadfastly maintained his status as an independent. Sanders ran to the left of Clinton and identifies himself as a “democratic socialist.”

What's next?

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Will Democrats mandate you must be alive to vote?

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And what about the "Disenfranchised" Non-Citizen voter? Will they be next?

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 Communist Lives Matter - Source SourceCommunist Lives Matter
 on 6/11/2018, 5:10 pm

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Communist Lives Matter

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So many things matter these days, Komrads. G7 err G6 err...Singapore, err international trade agreements, err, err... I don't want anyone to forget with all of these monumental happenings that above all else and before anything else mattered, Communist Lives Matter.

I overheard a right wing monster say the most culture-less thing the other day. Apparently he had seen a propaganda piece where one of my black bloc brothers was slammed to the ground by a fascist pig. This piece of trash said this sight gave him a Freedom Boner.

The abuse we take - the micro-aggressions, the fascism, the violence.

Lastly, I want to report that I heard a rumor that the fascists are now selling "Antifa Pussy Hats". Have you seen one of these Komrads?

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 Stockton, California Offers Universal Basic Income! - Source SourceStockton, California Offers Universal Basic Income!
 on 6/11/2018, 2:29 pm

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Stockton, California Offers Universal Basic Income!

Michael Tubbs, the 27-year-old mayor of Stockton, California, has a radical plan to combat poverty in his cash-strapped city: a “no strings” guaranteed basic income of $500 a month for its residents.

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Starting in early 2019, Tubbs plans to provide the monthly stipend to a select group of residents as part of a privately funded 18-month experiment to assess how people use the money.

“And then, maybe, in two or three years, we can have a much more informed discussion about the social safety net, the income floor people deserve and the best way to do it because we’ll have more data and research,” Tubbs told Reuters.

The city has not yet decided how many people will receive income from the trial project, which is funded by The Economic Security Project, a philanthropic network co-chaired by Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes.

The idea of governments providing a universal basic income to their citizens has been gaining traction globally. The Finnish government is running a two-year trial to provide 2,000 unemployed people with monthly payments of approximately $660.


This glorious idea will make people flock to Stockton like they did during the Oklahoma Land Rush

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 North Korea summit: Breakfast in Singapore - Source SourceNorth Korea summit: Breakfast in Singapore
 on 6/11/2018, 10:37 am

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North Korea summit: Breakfast in Singapore

I think he'll crack, but we'll see what happens.


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