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 Post subject: The People's Cube is now an online game
PostPosted: 1/18/2019, 9:16 pm 


A dedicated People's Cube gamer has just created an online puzzle that allows you to solve Rubik's Cube on your screen, using the mouse or the keyboard. He's also created a puzzle page with the People's Cube. Those who give up trying to solve Rubik's Cube, are forwarded to the People's Cube page, where they are declared winners in state-approved, harassment-free gaming.

All difficulty levels are equally easy. In fact, you can't tell them apart. Equality of results is guaranteed as expected.

Try it at the links below. The first three winners will receive awards which will then be equally redistributed among all players.

State-approved, harassment-free gaming

Kapitalistik, oppressive blood sport gaming



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 Post subject: Trump offers Pelosi a non-polluting flying vehicle
PostPosted: 1/17/2019, 8:25 pm 


Even someone as Evil as Donald Trump can be right once in a while, even though he's still wrong.

News has reached us here at the State Science Institute that the Evil Trump has taken one small step to curb Global Warminsk:

President Trump Helps Nancy Pelosi and her Fellow Democrats Reduce their Carbon Footprints

I am sure you will all join me in commending President Trump for helping Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Democrats avoid the hideous carbon cost they would have incurred, had they used an airforce jet for their world tour.

House Democrats no doubt deep down appreciate President Trump’s reminder of their climate responsibilities; Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Democrats believe that climate change is an existential crisis.


Let us give him credit where credit is due. It may will be the only thing he does right before he is impeached for colluding with our Comrades in the Motherland.

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 Post subject: US to Grant Citizenship to Population of South America
PostPosted: 1/17/2019, 10:42 am 


Washington, DC - Ranking members of the House Subcommittee on Immigration are putting the final touches on a new bill to allow nearly the entire population of South America and parts of the Middle East to immigrate to the United States and become citizens.

Mr. Ron Shifty, a spokesperson for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), provided details about the legislation which is expected to pass along party lines. "Ms. Pelosi delegated the task of writing the legislation to the brilliant freshman Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who quickly determined that we will not be doing any more half-measures for our borders."

"As you can see from the pictures, there are many people that want to come to our country. Many of them are women, children, and non-aggressive-looking men fleeing corrupt and dangerous conditions in their native lands. They are poor, hungry, and just want to work in a country that provides generous economic assistance for people who don't work. But why only let in those few stragglers capable to make the long journey here? That would be unfair to those who are incapable. The plan is to bring all of them in and to urge them to vote."

The proposal consists of letting the entire population of the following countries enter the US and be granted full citizenship:

  • All 12 sovereign countries in South America (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, and Venezuela)
  • Syria
  • Iraq
  • Afghanistan
  • Bangladesh
  • Pakistan

The announcement was followed by questions and answers. The attendees were warned that it would be racist to ask any questions about the plan's cost, logistics, or its impact on current US citizens or institutions.

Mr. Shifty assured the nation that the committee had thought everything through, ...

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 Post subject: Ocasio-Cortez: Vulcan slayer
PostPosted: 1/15/2019, 11:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Gillette - The Best a Ma'am Can Get
PostPosted: 1/15/2019, 1:51 am 
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Gillette has gotten onboard the anti-white male bandwagon with their new ad to sell razors to women instead.

No more selling razors to those rapey metoo evil white men. They have decided to shame and bully their white toxically masculine customers with a strong message of Social Justice reinforced by the Marxist Armenian Holocaust deniers at the YoungTurks.

See the YouTube ad for yourself here:



Those toxically male evil white HonkeyWhiteyCracker rapist men should really buy Gillette now.

The face of the new proposed spokesperson for Gillette? He became famous over a misgendering episode in Albuquerque, NM when he demanded to be called "ma'am" and went ballistic after a game store attendant called him "sir."


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 Post subject: Masculinity: a bump in the long march of cultural Marxism
PostPosted: 1/14/2019, 5:11 pm 


Comrades, I have noted several times that Soviet-style psychiatry has made its way to the USSA.

And now, our Comrades here at the State Science Institute have begun the End-game.

Soon, all the guns in the USSA will be confiscated as their owners are deemed "insane" and put into Gulags where their unprogressive hormones can be "treated."

And then we will win.

It's Time to Redefine Masculinity

This is very much in line with God's Marx' goal of Fundamentally Transforming the human race into a species that is superior, and peaceful, and eminently Equal. Of course, we will have to kill off a few hundred million of Toxic Males to make it happen, but you know the saying about omelettes.

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 Post subject: Google Earth
PostPosted: 1/10/2019, 5:47 pm 
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You are the product.

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 Post subject: Pope Algore tried to warn us
PostPosted: 1/10/2019, 3:56 pm 
Comrades, The End Of The World As We Know It (aka TEOTWAWKI) is imminent! Maybe even before Next Tuesday® can get here.

Thanks to KKKapitalists ignoring the warnings of the dangers of Global Warming from Pope Algore, the infallible Prophet of our state religion, the North Pole is now rampaging dangerously out of kontrol and is heading straight for the Motherland!

Remember all of the airplanes falling out of the sky because of Y2K? Well, this will be even worse. Ships at sea will sail right off the edge of the Flat Earth as their compasses fail. Our Dear Leaders won't be able to find their way to Washington and will end up in Spokane instead. Or maybe even Walla Walla, which will be an even bigger disaster.

Since we are all going to die anyway, I'm heading over to Tractor Barn #2 where I can at least die drunk happy.

Earth’s magnetic field is acting up and geologists don’t know why

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 Post subject: Chuck and Nancy's Democratic response to Trump in pictures
PostPosted: 1/9/2019, 7:58 pm 


Last night Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi delivered a rebuttal to Trump's address to the nation by reading teleprompter messages that had been prepared in advance and consisted of blanket condemnations and generic denouncements of anything that Trump may or may not have said in his speech.

To compensate for the lack of specifics, the two Democratic leaders tried to appear heartbroken and mournful, which made them look like a couple of Soviet citizens who had waited all day in line to the state-run store to buy toilet paper, only to be told there was none left.

As a result, most comrades remembered their rebuttal not by what they said but by how they looked because, as a wise person once said, and this may not be an exact quote, "it ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it, and the way that you stare into the camera while you're doing it."

Therefore, most meaningful commentary of that event came in the form of pictures. Some of these were sent to us, others we found ourselves. See below and please add the pictures we may have missed.
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There have been many comparisons to the Shining, which prompted us to make this.




Thinking where we might have seen that pair before, brought up this memory.




Sad Hill emailed us this:




There have been many comparisons with American Gothic.






Rush Limbaugh on today's show said Chuck and Nancy looked like morticians at a funeral parlor, and so he directed his visual agitation department to create this picture:




To others they seemed like a remake of many other popular duos and pop culture icons.
















I hear that changing the order of the addends does not ...

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 Post subject: How The People's Cube Owns Wokeness Like a True Boss
PostPosted: 1/9/2019, 5:32 pm 


Diverse members of the Cube kollektive! Everybody knows that it is now the ”in” thing to be woke. Being woke is being korrekt, and being korrekt is being woke. Wokeness has certain markers, and I have carefully taken a long time looking at all of the evidence, and have thus determined that all evidence points to the fact that we at the People's Cube are not just woke - we're still woke, and have always been woke. We were woke before everyone else was woke. We are the forefront pioneers of wokeness.

The evidence is undeniable:

Attention to current events. Our search for the most current truth never stops. Thus, before Chicago declared Obama’s birthday to be a holiday, we've been drinking beet vodka and throwing cool parties at Tractor Barn #2 on this day since 2008. Take that, newly woke people!!

Representation. No one represents more minority groups than we do - including dead historical personages, singular brains and other body parts, all sorts of mammals, inanimate objects, and household appliances, especially toasters, which one of us has married. For good measure of an example: I myself am the People’s State-approved minority furry trash <3. Enough said.

Mindless obedience. One can't be called woke without a blind and unconditional acceptance of the word and the divine authority of the Party, the State, and the Media. Our members never tire of korrekting each other's thinking and denouncing the guilty of wrongthink.

Leaders of tomorrow. We at the People's Cube have developed the concept of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™. While everyone focuses on the here and now, our focus is on the future, which makes us the pioneers of wokeness. While others follow, we seize the front and tell you what to think. We tell you who's on ...

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