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 Post subject: Pamalinsky: Am I The Hundreth Monkey?
PostPosted: 5/25/2018, 3:44 pm 
Comrades,I have always looked back at my life to figure out what the hell I was doing/thinking. Sometimes I just retreated into myself and hid till it all blew over. When I again emerged, I found that hordes of people saw what I saw and were doing the same thing as I was.

I realized then that I was the perfect “random sample.” That was somewhat comforting because I realized I was not alone.

Was I The Hundredth Monkey? http://www.worldtrans.org/pos/monkey.html

Here’s proof that I was, and maybe you are/were too:


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 Post subject: Transracial transition complete: Dolezal welfare fraud
PostPosted: 5/25/2018, 1:28 pm 
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Rachael Dolezal accused of welfare fraud

Breaking news: Hero of the People™ previously known as Rachael Dolezal (now Nkechi Diallo for job benefits application purposes) has achieved the pinnacle of equality as she has successfully completed the transition to fully oppressed person of minority status to include a Trumped-up™ charge of welfare fraud.

Rachael/Nkechi was born of oppressive white (and married!) parents who chose not to avail themselves of Planned Parenthood and raised their offspring as a cis-gendered privileged white girl. Overcoming these obstacles, "Rachael" became a teacher of African Studies and the esteemed leader of the Spokane NAACP, until her heritage was outed, at which time she was shitcanned asked to resign.

This did not deter her, as she took her two fatherless babies and although jobless and nearly homeless, did what any good minority would do and start a "side hustle." She documented her participation and difficulties (the "shtruggle ") by writing a book (in between job offers for jobs in the pornography industry; but as we all know--if you gots a job, you don't gets no EBT cards!).

Bank records indicate deposits of $83,924 between August of 2015 and September of 2017 at the same time she received $8,924 in food assistance and $100 in child care. White taxpayers have taken issue with this, and she now faces 15 years in the big house.

Comrades, If she can do it, so can YOU!

Resist the "man!" Join the "shtruggle", let your inner minority shine, and renounce your privilege! A little paperwork, a few months with some extra cheddar in the bank, and you too can have 15 or more years of your life (clothes, medical/dental, cable TV, three hot and a cot, and occupational training as a tattoo artist or hair braider) ...

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 Post subject: Trump Ordered To Read The People's Cube
PostPosted: 5/24/2018, 7:40 am 
In a strange turn of events, President Trump was ordered to read The People's Cube™ 3X a Day.

This ruling came immediately after a judge ordered Trump to stop blocking people on Twitter.

The People's Cube ruling applies to all politicians.

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 Post subject: The People Investigate #4: What legs?
PostPosted: 5/23/2018, 11:30 pm 
"Four legs good, two legs bad."

Komrades, we hear this all the time. We know eventually, no legs will be proclaimed good. For that, the powerful self-proclaimed komissar of appendage fairness, determining-that-you-are-automatically-bad-because-of-how-many-legs-you-have, needs your help determining whether these are good or bad:

1. Caninde (Blue-Throated) macaw



2.Indian Ring-Neck Parrot



3.Vietnamese Centipede



4.African Millipede



5.Black-Ear Wrasse



6.And finally, Vermiculate Wrasse



You, the glorious kollective, must help the komissar with this glorious innovation in logic revolution. Once this knowledge is complete, we shall advance faster onwards to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!

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 Post subject: Brian Stelter is Dreamy
PostPosted: 5/23/2018, 2:31 pm 


Komrades, Brian Stelter is dreamy. I know you must feel the same way. What's not lo love, what with the constant stream of current truths and meaningful commentary? I think those who have compared him to a demon-possessed pig are just spewing hate and racism personally.

Now lady kulaks, don't go throwing out compliments like "sexy" and "hot" as that would be ignoring his true compliments and focusing on him solely as a sex symbol. Rather try to think of his spot-on reporting and decency.

Maybe you have some other pics, komrades, of Brian which show his true inner beauty?


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 Post subject: Barack and Michelle Obama do Netflix
PostPosted: 5/22/2018, 10:58 pm 


Former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama will produce films and TV shows for Netflix as part of a multi-year agreement, the streaming giant announced Monday. The deal will potentially include scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries and features under their Higher Ground Productions banner.

A search for Higher Ground Productions has led us on a wild goose chase, similar to when we tried to verify a Nigerian email about Abacha Tunde, the first African in space who flew to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989, but was stranded there when the USSR was dissolved, and needed money to return home.

Nevertheless, since the Netflix-Obama deal has hit the news yesterday, the pre-orgasmic anticipation among media organs of the O-shaped eye candy is registering 11 on our state-approved radar. And while no one yet has a slightest clue about the content, let us be the first to announce the list of potential titles.

  • The Wire
    A team of Obama loyalists inside the DOJ and the FBI try to prevent a government takeover by wiretapping the presidential campaign of the Orange Monster.

  • Orange is the New Black
    The Orange Monster replaces the first black president in the Oval Office.

  • The Odd Couple
    Season 1: Obama transforms America with his phone and his pen. Season 2: The Orange Monster comes and erases Season 1.

  • One and a Half Men
    The life and times of Barack and Michelle Obama.

  • Better call Saul Alinsky
    Professional tips on community organizing from the masters of trade.

  • Air America Rides Again
    Barack and Michelle go on magical adventures, learning about the wonders of Global Warming, lowering the sea levels, and making up fun scientific facts across a variety of locations and time periods.

  • The ...

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 Post subject: Cunning Don Trump
PostPosted: 5/22/2018, 12:57 pm 



It was code named "Cross-Fire Hurricane"
And they howled as they circled in the drain
But it's all right now, cos he kicks their ass
But it's all right. It's Cunning Don Trump
His tax cuts passed

It was hired by a clumsy drunken hag,
It was tooled with FBI agent Strzok
But it's all right cos he kicks their ass
But it's all right, It's Cunning Don Trump
His new judges passed

His polls were down, and called washed up and head for shed
They fell down crying just like they hit their heads , yeah yeah
They wanted to elect Hillary instead
Yeah, yeah, yeah

He was said to lay a porn star in her bed
But it's all right now, cos he kicks their ass
But it's all right, It's Cunning Don Trump
Kicks their ass, ass , ass

Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass
Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass
Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass
Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass
Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass
Cunning Don Trump , Kicks their ass

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 Post subject: Boy Scouts To Be Prepared At Jamboree
PostPosted: 5/22/2018, 12:47 pm 
The latest news about the Scout Jamboree for 2019 stresses the famous motto that Boy Scouts must always be prepared, and (according to Rule 7.3 of the new World Scouting Jamboree Guidelines) to assure that they will be prepared the host country must provide what's essential for preparedness given the expected presence of girl scouts: An ample supply of condoms.



--KOOK

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 Post subject: Starbucks announces anyone can just sit in its cafés
PostPosted: 5/22/2018, 8:06 am 


Starbucks has announced a new policy where anyone can now sit in their stores and use the restrooms without having to make a purchase.

However, customers are not allowed to sleep or take narcotics in Starbucks cafés.

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An updated Starbucks procedure manual for employees offered detailed instructions on what to do if someone is behaving in a disruptive manner. Such disruptive behaviors include smoking, drug or alcohol use, improper use of restrooms and sleeping.

The new policy comes five weeks after two black men who hadn’t bought anything were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks.

Company executives have said its previous policies were loose and ambiguous, leaving decisions on whether people could sit in its stores or use the restroom up to store managers.

Starbucks said it has told workers to consider anyone who walks into its stores a customer, “regardless of whether they make a purchase.”

The company said anyone can use its cafes, patios or restrooms without buying anything, but it noted workers should still call the police if someone is a safety threat.

"We are committed to creating a culture of warmth and belonging where everyone is welcome,” Starbucks said in a statement.

During a hot summer the homeless might look to cool off in a nice air-conditioned environment where they can hang out all day; but just wait until wintertime when the temperatures plunge in such places as Baltimore, Philadelphia, Chicago and New York and hundreds of homeless seek refuge from the elements.

Will Starbucks provide computers so that their non-paying "customers" can enjoy looking at porn without having to go to a library?

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The People's Cube reports; you decide!

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 Post subject: Hillary signals Russia with fur hat, nobody sees collusion
PostPosted: 5/21/2018, 8:36 pm 


On the same day as the royal wedding, Hillary Clinton crowned herself Tsarina... or whatever 28 genders a Tsar can be. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," she said, holding a Russian ushanka hat with a red star emblem.

The good news is, Hillary doesn't need to worry that the press will interpret the joke as an open signal to Russia, the way they did when Trump asked the Russians to find Hillary's lost 33,000 emails.

But the joke is on us, given that as Secretary of State, Hillary became a few million rubles richer after signing off on the Uranium One deal, letting Russia acquire 20% of America's uranium reserves.

If the media still hasn't picked up on that Hillary-Russia collusion story, will they do it because of some silly hat? We can only cackle along with our Many-Titted Empress: HA, HA, HA!

The funniest part is that Trump never even needed to go to Russia to "get dirt on Hillary" because the dirt has been piling up in front of our eyes for decades, starting with the Whitewater scandal. Only those living under a rock or getting their news from the mainstream media would believe that one needed Russia's guidance to step into it.



Big and furry ushanka tips to Margaret and Laika the Space Dog for contributing to the story.

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