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 Post subject: Mueller Filed His Report Tonight
PostPosted: 3/23/2019, 11:55 am 




When I think of those Russian nights
Moscow nights the curtains drawn
Putin's hotel room upstairs
We had Donald Trump, we really knew you were there
Mueller was sending you to the electric chair
And it's been two years and we don't hear anything more
We've all gone crazy lately
Liberals there rolling 'round the basement floor
(aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh...)

Mueller filed his report tonight
Nothing there (Nothing there...)

We really had our hopes in you
Didn't we now
We really had this roped and tied
Impeach crowd mezmorized by voices
Whispered in our ears
He's still president?
And president he's here to stay
We're betrayed
Must downplay
Why, Why?
(aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh...)

Never was pissing whores with golden showers
Slip noose hanging in my darkest room
We're strangled by our own impeachment memes
We were pawns outplayed cause Donald Trump's clean
At five o'clock in the evening
Damn it nothing here that's good
I'm swinging by a rope tonight
Lost this time
Now is Adam Shiff still alive?
(aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh...)

And Mueller filed report tonight
Nothing there
(Nothing there Nothing there ...)

We really had our hopes in you
Didn't we now
We really had this roped and tied
Impeach crowd mezmorized by voices
Whispered in our ears
He's still president?
And president he's here to stay
We're betrayed
Must downplay
Why, Why?
(aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh-aaugh...)

And now we're all diving into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your tax returns
Stormy's paying your lawyer bills forever
Coming in the morning with straight jackets take us home
Mueller filed report tonight
Mueller filed report tonight
Mueller filed report tonight
Mueller filed report tonight
Mueller filed report tonight
We must save our strength because now we're all left alone
And Mueller filed report tonight
Nothing there
(Nothing there (Nothing there )
(Nothing there ...) ...

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 Post subject: Mueller serves a nothingburger: bring your own beets
PostPosted: 3/23/2019, 10:02 am 


Chock full of all the nutrients the body-politik needs.

BYOB: bring your own beets, comrades. Or potatoes, if you're feeling adventurous.

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 Post subject: If I was a Mueller (part 2)
PostPosted: 3/23/2019, 8:56 am 




Trump stood accused of co-opting
And Mueller’s report had us falling
In the same old groove
The MSM is playing
Spitting out the same old news

It's time to get up, get out
Get out into something new
Time to get up, get out
Out into something new

Adam Schiff still believes this whole fantasy
Rachel Maddow believes Adam Schiff’s crazy dreams
The MSM wants to live in Schiff’s fantasy
Everybody was leaking these crazy schemes

If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight
If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight
If I was a politician, make sure I was out of limelight
If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight

The liar man eyes the just man
Denigrates his integrity
The just man eyes the liar man
And wonders ‘bout his duplicity

Adam Schiff still believes this whole fantasy
Rachel Maddow believed Adam Schiff’s crazy dreams

If I was the Mueller Team, twenty-five million bucks would be our price
If I was a texter, I'd text for seven days and seven lonely nights
If I was a ‘vestigator, facts would never cross my beat
If I was a leaker, I’d never want to feel the heat
If I was a reporter, I’d sleep with a source to cover my beat, all right
If I was out to coup d’e’tat a President, I'd make attacks on his steady wife
If I was on taxpayer’s dime, I'd burn all their money in one crazy night

They are what they are
Yeah, my my friends they are what they are
Their dreams just got popped Yeah, I said now
They tear up ‘cross the tv screen because this news made them ...

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 Post subject: Another day in Trump's America
PostPosted: 3/21/2019, 3:49 pm 
CNN would show only the first half of this video, but it's worth watching to the end - unless you're a proud low-information voter.



All credit goes to Paul Martinez.

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 Post subject: Liar
PostPosted: 3/21/2019, 8:31 am 




Hey, ha, uh-huh

Hey, hey, hey, Lord (ow, Barr)
Hey, ha, uh-huh
Hey, hey, hey, Lord
(Liar)

Liar (Uh, uh)
Liar (Bring it home) (Oh Lord)
Liar (boo-hoo, boo-hoo)
Liar

The way McCabe schemes to leak really sets us off
To a four-alarm, child, yes it does, uh, uh
The way McCabe squeeze the truth to knock Trump to his knees
What you smokin', Andy, Andy

The way McCabe swerves and curves really wracks our nerves
And we’re so excited, Andy (yeah) boo-hoo
Time you felt some push, push for leakin’ lies to the press
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, good
(You're gonna get your wish) Oh, Lord, oh

Liar (what I say, ‘Cabe, ow)
Liar (uh-huh)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (woo)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (yeah, yeah)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (whoa)

Boo-hoo Boo-hoo, baby
Pension burnin, burnin' Andy
Boo-hoo, Boo-hoo-hoo
Burnin, burnin' Andy
Oh, Andy
'Cause someone on to you

When you shape what you say, and ‘Cabe, you've said a lot
You really somethin', ‘Cabe, yes, you are
Thought you were really hot, you're not, you really missed your shot
You're kryp-to-nite ‘Cabe, yeah

Well, we figured out your game, usin’ leaks to start a flame
In our hearts, Andy, Andy
We’re 'bout to choke from your smoke, got to tighten up on Strzok
Can you feel it, ‘Cabe? Yeah

Pension burnin', Pension burnin'
Pension burnin', Pension burnin'
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (liar)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (liar)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (liar)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (liar)
Pension burnin', Pension burnin' (liar)

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 Post subject: Putout and Craptek: Gulag or elsewhere?
PostPosted: 3/18/2019, 4:56 pm 
Comrades, I'm concerned. At roughly the same time, both Comrades May Putout and Captain Craptek disappeared, and not resulting from any conspiracy theory I initiated or repeated.

While their individual lists of crimes are both significant, I'm puzzled at the timing and duration of their absences. Did they get into a quarrel and both are pouting separately? Is there a Co-ed gulag somewhere she might be petting her squirrel? Who knows?

It is common for a comrade to become a non-person and disappear with little or no notice, but usually personal belongings are left in the pile at the train platform and there is at least a register of those "vacationing" in the east... nothing this trip.

If they don't show up soon, I'm ordering a re-printing of their ration cards, their bi-weekly proceeds going to the "common good" at Tractor Barn #2.

I'm Ivan. And I approve this message.

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 Post subject: NPC (theorangemanbad)
PostPosted: 3/18/2019, 3:20 pm 
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(Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!)
(Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!)
(Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!)

See us laughing at the TV
Bout that funnydrumpsterthing
Out to punch the Russian bots
For dehumanizing meme
Women all mustbebelieved
Diversity is strength
Ain't got no will and no inner speech
Notmypresident

Cause we're NPC (Know theorangemanbad)
NPC (Yes theORANGEmanbad)
NPC (I know orangemanbad)
NPC (orangemanisB-A-A-AD)

We're special, unique .. flock of sheep
Watch the nightjokeman
WorsethanHitler is H8-er Drumpf
Understand?
So just stoprapeculture
Lovetrumpsthehate
Check your white priviledge
U.S. not great
The borders must go down
Beangrynow

Cause we're NPC (Knoworangemanbad)
NPC (and yes, orangemanbad)
NPC (Well, theorangemanbad)
NPC (orangemanisbad!!)

NPC (Soy! Soy! Soy!)
NPC (Soy! Soy! Soy!)
NPC (Soy! Soy! Soy!)
NPC (Soy! Soy! Soy!)
NPC (Soy) Soy! Soy)

NPC (Know orangemanbad)
NPC (And the orangemanbad)
NPC (I know orangemanbad)
NPC (orangemanisBA-A-A-AD!)

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 Post subject: I took my cat in for an abortion
PostPosted: 3/18/2019, 10:24 am 
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I just wasn’t ready for kittens. Maybe later when things are better and I’m in the right space for kittens, but not now. Why should my life be disrupted by visits to the vet, shots, getting the little furballs spayed and neutered, extra cat litter, and the list just goes on and on. Also, it’s the best thing for Athena, my tabby who has a right to choose. I know my cat, and I can tell you she’s not ready for kittens, either. So, we decided it’s off to the vet to have her litter aborted, and it was such a positive experience.

First, the vet took a sonogram of the little kitty fetuses. I still have the picture, and it’s one of my dearest possessions. Also, the vet had a group of interns who had come to see different cat abortion techniques, and I was so proud to do what I could to advance science and the quality of life for felines everywhere. Athena was partially anesthetized and that strong little girl just purred all the way through the procedure.

The first step the vet took was to drain off the amniotic fluid that the kitten fetuses were swimming in. The vet went after the first fetus with a pair of forceps. Since the forceps were sterilized, the procedure was perfectly safe. Well, after a little tugging, first out came a back leg with a tiny tail attached to it. Then after a little more tugging and a few more tries, the vet had all four legs and most of the torso. Finally, the vet found the head of the first kitten and pressed down with the forceps. There was a satisfying popping sensation and a little grey trickle of cat brains ran down ...

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 Post subject: This Chick's Really Dumb
PostPosted: 3/17/2019, 8:17 pm 
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Your lights are on but no ones home
Your mind is really blown
Your politics, are socialist
Another tweet that shows you're fake
When you speak, your brain leaks
History class shouldn't skip
Your numbers drop, now you seethe
We think you smoked too much weed

You might try posting pictures you in the buff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you know
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

Well here's your sign, that you can't read
Your mind's running at short bus speed
Your campaign election crimes
Another slip you're doing time
Slow lane mind, it isn't paved
And Amazon you said depraved
And now the libs left you
And they all run from you

You might try posting pictures you in the buff oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you see
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb

Your lights are on but no ones home
Your mind is really blown
Your politics, are socialist
Another tweet that shows you're fake
You might try posting pictures you in the buff oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you see
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb ...

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 Post subject: Papa Said (Why I'm on the run?)
PostPosted: 3/17/2019, 9:45 am 
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My papa said
That your life ain’t worth shit
And my papa said
There's much wealth you must shift
And my papa said
America’s always wrong
And my papa said
Working hard makes you yawn
And my papa said
Taxing rich won’t make you poor
But my papa said
Use big to crush the small


Why I'm always on the run?
Always on the run
Why I'm always on the run?

My papa said
Don’t bother to be fruitful
But my papa said
Always take more than a mouthful
And my papa said
Make up your own kind of natural
And my papa said
There’s no need to be factual


Why I'm always on the run?
Always on the run
Why I'm always on the run?

Slash...


My papa said
Patriarchy is a crazy horse
And my papa said
When you push do it with force
And my papa said
Go take all that you're after
And my papa said
Socialism’s all that matters


Why I'm always on the run?
Always on the run
Why I'm always on the run?
Why I'm always on the run?
Always on the run
Why I'm always on the run?


Hmm, what say papa, you just trashcan it
Hmm, right now, got to hold on, yeah

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