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 Post subject: VIDEO: Trump sends the Squad away, a happy ending
PostPosted: 7/19/2019, 5:18 pm 
Donald Trump's tweets come to life in this short visualization. The Squad leaves a country they can't stand and everyone lives happily ever after. The end.


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 Post subject: Incorrigible Deplore-ables to Dark Corner
PostPosted: 7/19/2019, 9:46 am 


Former FBI Principal, James Comes vows to send Trump's incorrigible and recalcitrant mob of legal citizens to their assigned dark corner.

Margins must be strictly observed in order to preserve the perfectly planned and flawlessly executed National Threat Narrative that Putin had the drop on Trump through hard evidence whispered about, but never actually produced as evidence presentable to a Judge, that Trump paid some sexy Russian hookers to pee on a mattress in hotel room Obama had stayed. Strict adherence to this narrative is pivotal the upcoming trial of the fired former FBI Principal, Comey.

STRICT MARGINS MUST BE ENFORCED - meaning all data from beyond his strict observed rule of margins will not be considered valid in court of public opinion. Crossed margins are a redacted world of dark corners.

Comey appeals to his former allies in public service and his fellow StateChurch Congregation member to maintain honor and resolve that unAmerica is Amerikkka, to use every means necessary to prevent even more Dark Corner escapees.

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 Post subject: NYT celebrates U.S. moon landing by praising USSR diversity
PostPosted: 7/18/2019, 1:49 pm 
After more than two years of hating on the Russians, the NYT virtue signals the space diversty of the Soviet space program in the wake of the anniversary of the US beating them to the moon...

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No mention made of Laika the Space Dog...

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 Post subject: The actual House resolution condemning the President
PostPosted: 7/17/2019, 4:31 pm 
Link H.Res 489 116th Congress Condemning President Trump's racist comments directed at Members of Congress.

Condemning President Trump’s racist comments directed at Members of Congress.

Whereas the Founders conceived America as a haven of refuge for people fleeing from religious and political persecution, and Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, and James Madison all emphasized that the Nation gained as it attracted new people in search of freedom and livelihood for their families;

Whereas the Declaration of Independence defined America as a covenant based on equality, the unalienable Rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and government by the consent of the people;

Whereas Benjamin Franklin said at the Constitutional convention, “When foreigners after looking about for some other Country in which they can obtain more happiness, give a preference to ours, it is a proof of attachment which ought to excite our confidence and affection”;

Whereas President Franklin D. Roosevelt said, “Remember, remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists”;

Whereas immigration of people from all over the Earth has defined every stage of American history and propelled our social, economic, political, scientific, cultural, artistic, and technological progress as a people, and all Americans, except for the descendants of Native people and enslaved African Americans, are immigrants or descendants of immigrants;

Whereas the commitment to immigration and asylum has been not a partisan cause but a powerful national value that has infused the work of many Presidents;

Whereas American patriotism is defined not by race or ethnicity but by devotion to the Constitutional ideals of equality, liberty, inclusion, and democracy and by service to our communities and struggle for the common good;

Whereas President John F. Kennedy, whose family came to the United States from Ireland, stated in his 1958 ...

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 Post subject: Jeffrey Epstein entertained dangerous sex offender on plane
PostPosted: 7/17/2019, 12:35 pm 
Chappaqua, NY -- Bill Clinton, a former president whose wife likes women even more than he does, except when they threaten her husband and her livelihood, announced that he never met Jeff Epstein on the plane on which both frequently flew with young girls.

Clinton added that he never had an interest in sex or younger women, plump or otherwise. Or cigars, because he never inhaled on occasion under his desk.

Clinton admitted he never exhaled in his life either - and that he never saw any knee pads on the plane on which he was Epstein's guest on occasion he inhaled. Bill added that he saw "President" Trump on the very same plane at the very same time wearing an I'M WITH HER baseball cap which "I autographed for him," said Clinton.

When a CNN reporter pointed out that Trump was not president at the time he raped infants on Epstein's plane, and that he, Clinton was, former president reminded the reporter about what happened: that Hillary is still president and he should wash out his mouth.

Hillary who was standing next to Bill, produced Epstein's flight logs to prove Bill's case.

Now incarcerated without bail and his fave silicone doll, Epstein was visited by Andrew Weissman and Bob Mueller, with "A Deal He Can't Refuse."

"Make up what we'll tell you to make up," Weissman" told Epstein, "and you go home in a stretch limo with three 13-year old girls we'll get you from Costa Rica. The booze is on us."

Before the two Democrat prosecutors wearing I'M WITH HER lapel pins left the cell, one turned to whisper into Epstein's ears, "Do you remember that there was an orange-haired man with you in the private suite with the 13 year-olds? You don't? Doesn't matter, we'll not tell ...

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 Post subject: Donald John Trump: RRRacist!
PostPosted: 7/17/2019, 9:03 am 
The Washington Post (AKA Pravda USA) claims our President has sent out racist tweets from a White House built by slaves!

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Shall we jump on the "Denounce the President" bandwagon?



...Or just gawk at the trainwreck?


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 Post subject: Use a water hose to wash poop off the sidewalk? RACIST!
PostPosted: 7/16/2019, 3:57 pm 


Hosing human waste off pavement reminds one leftist of hoses used against civil-right activists.

Seattle-Area Councilman: Hosing Poop-Covered Sidewalks Might Be Racially Insensitive

The area surrounding King County Superior Court includes a homeless shelter and other social-services organizations and has become an “unsanitary and potentially frightening” scene — one “that reeks of urine and excrement” — according to an article in the Seattle Times. Desperate for help with the disgusting environment, two of the court’s judges have asked the city to please power-wash the poop-covered sidewalks. That seems like a pretty reasonable request, but apparently, one councilman is worried that doing so might be a form of microaggression.

According to the Times, Councilmember Larry Gossett “said he didn’t like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.”


Comrades, you can't make this up...

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 Post subject: Long Live GWONT!
PostPosted: 7/15/2019, 8:52 am 


Down in America the scene was changing
Beto and Bill were pushing out x-ratings
Biden was the first man to grope kids from the start
And find keep your distance on the stage real far
Meanwhile it's getting late at ten o'clock
GWONT is dead they say
Long live GWONT!
Long live GWONT! We sell it every night
Long live GWONT! Come on and join the line
Long live GWONT! Beat em dead till they die

Illegals walk in sideways pretending that they're leaving
We hate our own makeup and eliminate any lead-ins
Amash in the alley selling tools he made in China
Promotes them as MAGA on box wondering where his friend's gone
Back in the House the Speaker stops the clock
Gwont is dead they say
Long live GWONT!
Long live GWONT! We’re fed it every night
Long live GWONT! Come on and join, or die
Long live GWONT! Beat ‘em dead till they die

Landslide, polls are falling, falling down upon GWONT’s very heads
They tried but you kept screaming, scream again
Gwont is dead
Gwont is dead
GWONT! is dead

Trump’s place is really jumping to the high watt amps
It’s a MAGA sized earthquake shining some sunlight
In this spotlight we danced them right out the aisle
As prison doors fly open all of the righteous smiles
Obama spied their pants off until Deep State flopped
GWONT! is dead we say!
Long live Trump!, long live Trump!, long live Trump!, long live Trump!
Long live Trump!
Long live Trump!
Long live Trump!
Long live Trump!
Long live Trump!

Long live Trump! We need him every night
Long live Trump! Come on and join the line
Long live Trump! MAGA dead or alive

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 Post subject: Epstein's Plane
PostPosted: 7/14/2019, 1:59 pm 


All on board
Hill-Billy Clinton’s all on board
Billy Clinton wanted to Epstein ride
Billy Clinton wanted to ride
All it takes is a billion and a dime

Jeff’s sure to punch Bill’s ticket
Billy, did not miss it
Adolescents bought to stand in line
We made sure that Bill too had been right on time
Hill-Billy Clinton’s all on board
Hill-Billy Clinton’s all on board
Mmm
Mmm
All on board
Don't you miss it, Hilly
If you miss Jeff’s plane
Didn’t miss Jeff Epstein’s plane
Oh, don't you miss it, Billy
If you miss Jeff’s plane
Don't miss Jeff Epstein’s plane
It’s Pedo-bodies all on board
Oh, BillyIt’s Pedo-bodies all on board
Mmm
Don't you miss Jeff’s plane
If you miss Jeff’s plane
Don't miss Jeff Epstein’s plane
It’s, ho’s, ho’s, ho’s
If you miss Jeff’s plane
Don't miss Jeff Epstein’s plane
Your ticket, ooh
Mmm, mmm
Hill-Billy Clinton’s all on board
Ho’s, ho’s
Pedo-bodies all aboard
Pedo-bodies all on board
Pedo-bodies want to take Jeff’s ride
Pedo-bodies that what rides
All it takes is a billion and a dime
Clinton’s were all on board
Billy Clinton wanted to take Jeff’s ride
Hilly Clinton wanted to ride
All it takes is a billion and a dime
All on board
Hee
Hee, hee
Ho’s, ho’s
Get down, get down, get down tonight
Bill’ gonna party, gonna party on Jeff’s plane tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
Bill’s gonna party, gonna party on Jeff’s plane tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
Bill’s gonna party, gonna party on Jeff’s plane tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
Bill’s gonna party, gonna party on Jeff’s plane tonight
Huh
Huh
Huh
Huh
Got Bill, got Bill, got Bill, got Bill gettin’ on board
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, ...

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 Post subject: Jeffrey's Bungalow
PostPosted: 7/14/2019, 9:46 am 




Aruba, Jamaica ooo he wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama come on little mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't you go

Jamaica off the Florida Keys
There is Jeffrey's bungalow
Where he gets away from getting away with it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
He'll be briefly in love
While he escapes the laws of the land
Jeffery's Bungalow

Aruba, Jamaica ooo he wants to take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on little mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't you go
Jeffery's Bungalow
He'll fly there fast
and then he'll break some laws
That's where Bill loved to go
It's Jeffery's Bungalow

Let's take a peek, his pedophile friend's clique

They'll put out to him
And it's his perfect chemistry
By and by he'll defy that little thing legality

Afternoon delight
Before their 18th night
That dreamy look in their eyes
From a Rohypnol contact high
At Jeffery's Bungalow

Aruba, Jamaica ooo he wants to take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on little mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't you go
Jeffery's Bungalow
He'll fly there fast
and then he'll break some laws
That's where Bill loved to go
To Jeffery's Bungalow

Teenage girls he wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
What goes at Jeffery's bungalow
Now if you wanna go
And get away with it all
Go Jeffery's Bungalow

Aruba, Jamaica ooo he wants to take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on little mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't you go
Jeffery's Bungalow
He'll fly there fast
and then he'll break some laws
That's where Bill love to go
To Jeffery's Bungalow

Aruba, Jamaica ooo he wants to take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on little mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't you go
Jeffery's Bungalow
He'll fly ...

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