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Lance Swisher, professional college student and an avid 2008 Obama campaign supporter, admitted recently that he had started to lose his enthusiasm over the last year for the 2012 campaign. Lance stated, " Three years after Obama was elected I still hadn't received my free house, car or had my student loan tossed out by the Government, it was starting to be a little less than I was expecting " Lance went so far as to start thinking that he might actually have to go out and get a job, putting on hold his on going quest to complete his valuable and highly marketable Masters Degree in Transgendered Eskimo Lesbian Studies.

But for Lance, that all changed recently with President Obama's evolution and announcement of his support of same sex marriage. "The president, by taking an unequivocal stand on same sex marriage re-motivated me and also re-energizes many people who once again want to hear the passionate leader we all came to know in 2008," Lance said.

In the short time after President Obama changed his position on same sex marriage, scores of supporters just like Lance have pledged through social media that they will work for his re-election. People who, until they heard those words of his evolution, were "sitting it out" have declared that this is a game-changer for them.

President Obama has once again electrified Lance and his past supporters and has now even brought new supporters to the campaign. They are fired up and ready to go FORWARD in 2012.

We need more indoctrination
We need more thought control
More Obamisms in the classroom
Teachers lead kids to his throne
Hey! Teacher! Lead kids to his throne!
All we want is just another voter is all.
All we want is just another voter is all.

(A bunch of kids singing)
We need more indoctrination
We need more thought control
More Obamisms in the classroom
Teacher lead us to his throne
Hey! Teacher! Lead us to his throne!
All you want is just another voter is all.
All you want is just another voter is all.

Spoken:
"Ding", Vote again!
"Ding", Vote again!
"If you don't vote for Obama, you can't have any free stuff.
How can you have any free stuff if you don't vote for Obama
You! Yes, you behind the polling booth, vote Obama!"

The Story

Born down in a Hawaiian town
The first kick I took was when my daddy frowned
You end up with some dog that's been cooked too much
Til you spend half your life just covering up now

Born in the Ken-Y-A... I was born in the Ken-Y-A
I was born in the Ken-Y-A...Born in the Ken-Y-A

Got in a little Chi-town jam
So they put a Bible in my hand
Sent me off to the reverend
He said God Damn the cracker man

Born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A
I was born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A

Come back home to the wife in DC
I had a man say son they're too damn PC
Went down to see my puppet man
He said son don't you understand now

I had my brothers at dot coms
Fighting off all the blogger throngs
They're still there - right or wrong

I had a woman who looked like King Kong
I got a picture of her long toned arms now

Down in the shadows of the Tea Party
Out by the bonfires of the economy
I'm eight years blaming that old toad
Nowhere to run - ain't got nowhere to go

Born in the Ken-Y-A...I was born in the Ken-Y-A
Born in the Ken-Y-A
I'm a half white commie from the Ken-Y-A now
Born in the Ken-Y-A...born in the Ken-Y-A
Born in the Ken-Y-A
I'm a cool son of Karl from the Ken-Y-A.

Minitrue workers of the world, listen up! The totally non-fictional fascist dictator, Shabazz Aladeen, has officially endorsed Mitt Romney the Great Satan!

'The Dictator' endorses Mitchell Romney

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In character as Gen. Shabazz Aladeen of fictional Republic of Wadiya, Sacha Baron Cohen offered his take on the U.S. presidential election at a press conference promoting his new film “The Dictator” in New York on Monday.

This kind of thing must recieve media attention immediatly so that the honest and well paid editors at the New York Times can make meaningful news articles and opinion columns about this milestone in People's affairs! This sort of endorsement should blow Mittens' warmongering, hateful top off until, of course, Romney declares war on the peaceful people of The Republic of Wadiya Eurasia The Republic of Wadiya and Mr. Aladeen makes a full 180 degree turn from ruthless dictator to a selfless revolutionary.

The right-wing War on Voters escalated substantially today as the Secretary of State in the key swing state of Florida announced that 53,000 registered Democrats would soon be disenfranchised of their right to vote due to their physical handicaps: "...Florida election officials ... discovered and purged up to 53,000 dead voters from the voter rolls in Florida."

Condemnation of the action was swift and unanimous. Lawyers for the People's Party™, fearful that the decision will change the results of this fall's elections,
complained bitterly that "the loss of these votes is a blow to the interests of those who need help the most" while noting that the disenfranchised voters would be hurt also.

Advocates for the differently-abled believed the move was expression of the prejudice against Necro-Americans in the larger society, a prejudice which stems from belief that a person is somehow inadequate or incompetent because he or she is dead. "Explain to me what voting has to do with having a pulse or breathing!" demanded one Necro-American, speaking thru a psychic. "A few years ago, they were giving us mortgages and now we can't even vote? What's up with that?"

zombies1a.jpg Some psychologists believe that problems brought on by the hard economic times have eluded solution, and this has driven the masses to seek irrational and conspiratorial explanations for their plights. Rather than blaming the person responsible - former president George W. Bush - they have sought scapegoats such as Barack Obama and the most vulnerable segments of society. "Let's face it", stated one psychologist, "there's no one more vulnerable than a person in a box under six feet of dirt."



Others have an even darker view. Leaders at the Southern Perished Law Center see this as the opening salvo of a long-term war against ...

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Comrades!

One of our subversion agents is in need of our help. Tanya Dixon-Neely is a glorious re-educator from North Carolina. As you know the corrupt members of this territory have voiced their opposition to Dear Leader's glorious evolution. Now they have learned of her efforts to correct any treasonous thoughts about Dear Leader. They may take away her Lenin-given right to her job!

Comrades! In an amazing display of His control of the universe, Dear Leader will autograph the sky this afternoon as He produces an annular eclipse!

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The autograph will be visible as a HUUUUUUGE "O", as the moon passes in front of the sun, and it will be visible in most of the United states, at least partially. The best viewing is in the southern states, which, as we know, have the highest percentages of bitter clingers to their guns and god. Do you think that THAT is a coincidence? Hmmm?

Be careful not to look directly at the sun during this 2012 Campaign Event, because Dear Leader's glory is such that, in this case, you could be blinded. But apparently this kind of eclipse causes strange, circular shadows when the light passes through leaves on trees, or criss-crossed fingers - Dear Leader is leaving NOTHING to the imagination on this one! It will be dramatically clear as never before that He is, indeed, the One!!

According to the Right-Wing Zealot Mark Steyn, President Barack Obama and Native-American-Studies Harvard Professor Elizabeth Tonto-Cherokee-Warren collaborated on Autobiographical Tales from the New West. This may be the first in a continuing series of exposé episodes in the new genre of "Composite Political Autobiographies." Here, in Episode I, Tonto Cherokee-Warren says to the Lone Kenyan Ranger: "What you see, Lone Kenyan Ranger?" The Lone Kenyan Ranger, who points to the National Review article on a Native-American Indigenous News-Stand located on the Trail of Tears scouted by Tonto-Cherokee-Warren's ancestor ("Old Hickory Warren") replies, "Looks like they've got us, Tonto Cherokee-Warren," to which Tonto Cherokee Warren replies, "Yes, Chemo-Sorbet, we must wow-pow on how to persuade them to smoke the piece joint and eat my special Chero-Kee-Lime Pie so we can bury the hat-check."



Stay tuned for more episodes.


--KOOK