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 Post subject: Blue Wave Coming For Mid-Term Election Day
PostPosted: 10/20/2018, 12:28 am 
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What a coincidence, a huge blue wave - waving blue Honduran flags - is scheduled to arrive in the USA just in time for the mid-term elections!

Camera crews from CNN and all major networks just happened to be there to capture it all on film.

Women and children were being handed money so that they could continue...

Of course, there is nothing suspicious about this. Just like when Jews fled Hitler's Nazi persecution, they too would rally behind a Nazi flag - the flag of the nation they were fleeing...

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 Post subject: Comrade Tovarich and Pamalinsky announce their marriage
PostPosted: 10/19/2018, 6:27 pm 
We were married December 2017. We thought about making a “fun” thing about it on the Cube but, after living with each other since 2010, we decided to take the more private approach. Our marriage is not a joke, nor do we think making a humorous thing about it would make you think so. We know you would respect it.

However, I would like to let you know some of the thoughts I had while waiting for my darling Tovarich in part, in the form of a video, just a video while I was on hold on a phone waiting device. That stupid waiting recording actually affected me.

He was in Japan and I was in Los Angeles.



As it turns out, our meeting place was ThePeoplesCube!

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 Post subject: Horseface loses to stable genius, must pay his legal fees
PostPosted: 10/19/2018, 2:01 am 


Rush Limbaugh: "Spare Us Your Fake Horseface Outrage"

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...But we’re not talking about a woman… We’re talking about a porn star double-crossing, back-stabbing woman who has tried to destroy the guy with her third-rate lawyer! She’s not just an innocent, ordinary, everyday woman that Trump decided to call a name! She is a woman who attempted to ruin him! But for these liberal Democrats, these people in the media to act like, “People don’t talk this way! Presidents don’t do this!”...

...So all Trump did by calling her Horseface was call attention to a news story that the Drive-Bys were trying to ignore. The news story was her lawsuit was thrown out... In fact, she had been found guilty. The judge that threw the lawsuit out demanded that she pay his legal fees! I said, “This makes Trump a big winner again. The prostitute porn star is paying Trump?"


In other words, comrades, in Trump's America, the prostitute pays YOU! If this doesn't make America great again, nothing will.

Now all the Trump-hating progs who've given their money to Stormy's crowdfunding campaign will have to deal with the fact that their donations will be given to Trump. It's becoming increasingly difficult for the progs to think of themselves as winners in anything.

And yet, Boris and Natasha Stormy and Avenatti promise to continue to sue Trump. For example, since the "horseface" brand has reduced Stormy's market value, she can demand that Trump compensates her for the loss of earning potential in her field. That's what strong, successful, and self-sufficient women do.

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 Post subject: Half (To The Power of 9) Breed
PostPosted: 10/18/2018, 12:37 pm 


My (great X9) father (or was it my mother) married up a Cherokee (maybe)
The Harvard proggies sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now wingnuts always call me Indian Faux

Half (of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half of half) breed
That's the thing I'm starting to hear
Half (of half of half of half of half of half ....yadda, yadda) breed
Could put a crimp in my career
Half (of a half, of a half ... plus seven more) breed
She's a fraud they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born

We settled nicely into Harvard Town
When you play race cards you can hang around
Now wingnut bloggers making fun of me
Give her life tenure she's (slightly less than .1%) Cherokee

Half (to the power of 9) breed
That's what I'm starting to hear
Half (cubed, then cubed, then cubed again) breed
May put a crimp in my career
Half (well not quite) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Fraud has only increased since this story was born

May run for Pres cause I have no shame
It's how we roll, tell me who's to blame
That Trumpian tweek exposed my ethnic scam
Now people see how white I truly am

Half (Sheeyah, right) breed
That's all I ever hear
Half (As IF!!) breed
This hoax does not endear
Half (i'm at a loss for words) breed
Dont take that test they warned
Gonna make me wish that I was never born

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 Post subject: Captain Craptek, Capitalist Zombie Food
PostPosted: 10/18/2018, 11:31 am 
I fear that our comrade Captain Craptek may be in mortal danger from a Kapitalist scheme to weaponize squirrel brains for an evil insurgency operation to infect us all into becoming NPC zombies!!!... We must be vigilant and prepared!!!

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According to a recently-uncovered medical case from 2015, one man may have died after eating one too many squirrels. His penchant for squirrel meat seems to have inadvertently exposed him to an incredibly rare fatal brain disorder, the first time this disorder was ever contracted in the United States.
Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease is a rare brain disorder caused by misfolding brain proteins called prions. Prion proteins are unique in that when one is misfolded, it causes other prion proteins to misfold too. These misfolded proteins are unable to function properly, and the result is that the victim suffers from memory loss, dementia, psychosis, loss of coordination, and eventually death.

The key here is that because these misfolded prions can mess up other prions, the disease is highly contagious. If prions from an infected person get into your system, you can contract Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease too. Fortunately, however, contracting CJD isn’t as easy as contracting the flu. Prions don’t spread through mucus or saliva, so you can’t get the disease from being sneezed on or whatever.

Instead, the most common way to get CJD from another person is to eat them.
For obvious reasons, CJD isn’t a very common disease, but it does crop up sometimes. One remote tribe, the Fore people of Papua New Guinea, experienced an epidemic of the diseasein the 1950s by practicing a form of ritualistic cannibalism. An even rarer version of CJD, called ‘variant CJD,’ plagued the United Kingdom in the 80s and 90s after people began inadvertently eating beef from cows infected with ...

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 Post subject: Kanye West Quiz
PostPosted: 10/17/2018, 11:38 pm 
See more Confederacy of Drones satire.
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Here's a quiz about Kanye West. Hollywood and the mainstream media had some things to say about both of the below listed Kanye quotes. (1) from a rap album and (2) from his visit to the White House.

In response to these quotes which resulted in him being called

(A) crazy, ignorant and off his meds

and which resulted in him being called

(B) a poet.


(1) N#@$&!is monsters / N#@$&! i is pimps / n#@$&! is players /Til n#@$&! have daughters /N#@$&! is pimps / n#@$&! is players /‘Til n#@$&! have daughters

(2)
I think it’s bravery that helps you beat this game called life. You know they tried to scare me to not wear this hat. My own friends. But this hat gives me a different power in a way. You know my dad and my mom separated, so I didn’t have a lot of male energy in my home. And also I’m married to a family that, you know, not a lot of male energy going on.

A-2, B-1

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 Post subject: I Renounce T.I.
PostPosted: 10/17/2018, 9:17 am 
The appropriation of first lady imagery in a pornographic video is too much. I've long known that this day would come, but now I have to publicly renounce T.I.

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I saw this coming early in TI's history. This innocent display only needed to be looked at from a different angle to reveal the subversive intent.

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 Post subject: Current Truth on NPC Meme
PostPosted: 10/17/2018, 3:02 am 
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Comrades,

I need someone from our collective to help me understand the NPC Meme. What is the current truth on this? To get an example from Trump's <spit> FAKE NEWS media organ, see this article:

What Is the ‘NPC’ Meme? Liberals Rage at Cartoons Mocking Their Scripted Thoughts

Now, I do not believe we progs are unthinking automatons. We are specifically told what the current truth is by our party and the establishment media, and we think it. How could we be considered mindless "non-player characters" when we think whenever and whatever we are told. We react emotionally. Emotions are good. If something triggers us or makes us sad, then we as a society should get rid of it! We find Senators who can slow down Trump's judicial nominees and we tell those Senators to look at us! During protests, we hold the professional signs that have been given to us by the people paying our wages and benefits for protesting.

Some people on Faux News -- which I watch just to research the enemy of course -- have compared us to the Borg on Star Trek. Well, that's just silly, Comrades! The Borg are fictional characters and we are real. They fly around the galaxy on massive Cube like ships while we post here on The People's Cube. Every one of them is a cyborg with robotic equipment connected to their bodies. All we have is Comrade Ivan Betinov whose brain lives in a jar. We don't say "Resistance is futile! All will be assimilated!" We just assimilate people through public schools and the legacy fake news media.

I just don't understand this NPC meme and need to hear the current truth about it so I can know what to think.

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 Post subject: I Denounce Elizabeth Warren's Genetic Cultural Appropriation
PostPosted: 10/15/2018, 6:21 pm 


Comrades, once again I return from the murky depths of time, space, (and the struggle to pay my bills as a freelance writer and consulting historian- who would have thought a degree from the Evergreen State College would have been such a liability?) to denounce Comrade Elizabeth Warren's genetic cultural appropriation.

It is likely true that around the same time as the United States was founded, one of her ancestors was engaging in a very close cultural exchange with a Native American. Unfortunately for Elizabeth "Indian Princess" Warren, the cultural exchange did not carry forward more than a generation or two, and soon the legacy of having a Native ancestor became lost in the sort of family mythology pale white people tell each other when they want to add a little spice to their background.

Much like how people, whose ancestor left Scotland three hundred years ago, suddenly start wearing a kilt and throwing giant logs around, Warren embraced a culture she never grew up in, never shared, and never had any connection to. Not that being unable to even name your convenient minority ancestor ever stopped a progressive.... after all the Current Truth is what we make of it.

However, we must now join in shunning Comrade Warren for her attempt to genetically appropriate a culture she only knows through John Wayne movies and reruns of The Lone Ranger. Let us all now join in denouncing being so white and privileged as to claim a cultural heritage that she was never a part of- and to have the Left embrace that appropriation!

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 Post subject: Hotel USSR: a new book by Oleg Atbashian
PostPosted: 10/15/2018, 2:52 pm 


I'm happy to report that I've just published my second book, Hotel USSR. It's a story of а young man coming of age in a totalitarian state. He wants to be an artist but he isn't authorized to buy paints. He wants to see the world but the authorities brand him as politically unreliable. He wants to get married but the system separates him from his bride. He listens to Hotel California and wishes he had their problems: he himself is stuck in a real-life trap that he "can never leave," and he calls it Hotel USSR. To check out, he must break every rule in the book.

This young man is me and this is my real life story. People have often asked me what growing up in the USSR felt like. This book is my answer. It's illustrated with my own drawings and paintings, which I did in my twenties before I quit drawing. The reason for quitting is in there as well.

In addition to it being humorous and entertaining, I hope this story can be an eye-opener for younger people who may naively believe in the false promise of socialism. Rather than debating Marxism directly, I demonstrate how it fails in practice and what absurdities ensue when the entire state lives in denial of its failures, forcing people not to trust their own eyes. The book describes socialism as an attempt to regulate human existence in cumbersome ways that defy human nature, leaving no doubt that to build "real socialism that works" is no more possible than to build a house based on an optical illusion.

I hope you enjoy my story and help me to spread the word. Amazon allows a short preview - please rate it and leave a comment:

  • Hotel USSR ...

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